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What is this

WHAT IS THIS

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A COUNTDOWN???

(I must know)

(The Metalocalypse fandom on Tumblr is losing their collective mind right now, just FYI.)

Vines (Part II)

In the same spirit as yesterday’s post, have some of my other favorite Vine poster (Viner? Is that a thing?), Zachary Piona. He’s the dancing guy in this Uptown Funk video.

His facial expressions and voices are great.

“100% Attendance Kids” (this is me, haha)

“Me In Jail”

“Stay at Home Mom is a Secret Drug Addict”

Sad Music

Hard Rock

Cops and Robbers

Door

Back Seat

Vines (Part I)

I know I’ve posted some of this guy’s Vines on here before, but I think he’s hysterical, so have some more (and those ones I’ve posted before).

“Canadian Scenery”

“Canadian Highway”|

“Traffic Management”

“One with Nature”

“wen u envented a nu furit an u turnt AF” (the sunglasses at the end are the best)

“Nature w/ TRAM”

“Serious Question Tho”

Tim Hortons® Always Fresh|

September List: 2015 Edition

  • Nate has turned me into a Mets fan. I’ve always had a soft spot for baseball (it’s practically the only sport I enjoy watching) because the sounds of a game really remind me of my childhood because my mom ALWAYS used to have the Braves games on when we lived in Troy. It’s nice to be able to watch baseball again. Go Mets!
  • I still like these Blackberry Passport phones. They’re funky-shaped. It may even win out over an iPhone if I ever get a smart phone.

Passport_Red_Front

  • (I’ll probably never get a smart phone.)
  • If Alaska is “home of the midnight sun,” I think Antarctica should be called the “home of the noon moon.”
  • If I ever become a supervillain (hey, you never know if grad school will work out or not), I want my name to be Phantom Sun. Though I guess Sean already decided back in 2008 that my supervillain name was Spectrum, so never mind.
  • Cornbread with whole kernels of corn in them are a goddamn culinary abomination. I came here to eat the BREAD part of “cornbread”, not the CORN part.
  • (I haven’t had cornbread in forever.)
  • Read about the concept of “almost surely” in math/stats. It’s pretty wild.

I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY!

An Exercise in Algebra: The Standard Deviation

Alrighty, you people had better be ready for a stats-related post! You can blame this one on the first assignment for my STAT 213 lab students.

A student emailed me tonight asking how he was to go about solving one of the homework questions. I took a look at the question, and this is what it said:

A data set consists of the 11 data points shown below, plus one additional data point. When the additional point is included in the data set, the sample standard deviation of the 12 points is computed to be 14.963. If it is known that the additional data point is 25 or less, find the value of the twelfth data point.

21, 24, 47, 14, 19, 17, 35, 29, 40, 17, 53

At first, I suspected that there might be a neat little trick you could employ in order to solve this question. But after Nate and I tried several different possible shortcuts, we realized (and this was later confirmed by the instructor for the course) that the only way to actually solve this was to do it longhand: working it out with the formula for the standard deviation.

Which we did, ‘cause we’re badasses.

I want to show you how it’s done, because it’s actually pretty cool to see how you can figure out the missing value (or values, really; there are always two values that can equally change a standard deviation for a given set of data). But I won’t use the numbers above, ‘cause the values/sums get pretty big with that size of a sample and with those numbers. So let’s make a fake problem to solve instead.

A data set consists of the 4 data points 3, 4, 6, and 9, plus one additional data point. When the additional point is included in the data set, the sample standard deviation of the 5 points is computed to be 2.55. Find the two possible values of the fifth data point.

Here’s the longhand:

sd

Cool, huh? You can check it by finding the standard deviations of (3, 3, 4, 6, 9) and (3, 4, 6, 8, 9); they’re both approximately 2.55!

And, of course, here’s a function I wrote in R called “findpoints” that will do the same thing. It will find the two possible values of the missing data point if it’s given the known points and the standard deviation of the complete dataset.

findpoints = function (x, snew){
  n = length(x) + 1            
  snew = ((snew)^2)*length(x)
  sumx = sum(x)
  sumxx = sum(x^2)
  snew = snew - sumxx
  a = 1 + (-2*(1/n)) + (n*(1/(n^2)))
  b = ((-2*sumx)*(1/n)) + ((-2*(1/n))*sumx) + ((2*sumx)*(n*(1/(n^2))))
  c = ((sumx^2)*(n*(1/(n^2)))) + (((-2*sumx)*(1/n))*sumx) - snew 
  root1 = (-b - (sqrt((b^2) - (4*a*c))))/(2*a)
  root2 = (-b + (sqrt((b^2) - (4*a*c))))/(2*a)
  roots = c(root1, root2)
  return(roots)
}

Let’s try it in R with the data we used for the longhand:

> y = c(3, 4, 6, 9)
> s = 2.55
> findpoints(y, s)
[1] 2.997501 8.002499

Yay!

Sorry, this was a lot of fun, haha.

Edit: the students in STAT 213 were NOT supposed to do it this way! The question was more about using your statistical intuition combined with some guess-and-check to figure out the answer. The way they were supposed to go about it was as follows:

  1. Figure out the standard deviation of the given data points.
  2. Compare that standard deviation with the given standard deviation for all the data points. If the standard deviation for n = 11 is smaller than the standard deviation for n = 12, you know that the missing point has to be outside the range of the given data values (either larger or smaller). If the standard deviation for n = 11 is bigger than the standard deviation for n = 12, you know that the missing point has to be a value within the range of the given data values.
  3. Combine your knowledge from 2) with the fact that you’re told that the missing data value has to be 25 or less to get a reduced range of possible values for your missing data point.

For example, the standard deviation (13.260) for the n = 11 values in the original example is less than the standard deviation we are given (14.963) for the n = 12 values, which suggests that the additional data point is outside the range of the given data values. This, combined with knowing that the additional point is equal to or less than 25, lets me know that the point has to be less than 14 (since that is the smallest value in our given data). From there, I can start plugging in values less than 14 for that additional point and calculating the standard deviation until I find the value that gives me a standard deviation of 14.963

Sign

THIS IS SUPER COOL!

The only thing I really know in ASL, apart from about 5 signs, is the alphabet. This app is a cool way to practice recognizing the letter signs in a QWERTY layout, even if you don’t need to send any sign language messages. It’s also got a few word signs as well.

I’d really like to learn ASL to the point where I could have a conversation with someone using it (at least, a conversation in which I wouldn’t have to look ridiculous spelling out every single word). I CAN spell relatively quickly, though; I think that comes from the fact that when I’m walking and listening to music, I like to try and sign the first letter of every word in the song as it plays.

Because what else am I supposed to be doing with my hands when I’m walking?

Dr. Seuss for clouds: “Oh, the Places You’ll Snow!”

Oh my god, I want a Subway tuna sandwich so bad right now. It’s 3 in the morning, but hell, that’s when I usually have dinner anyway. Too bad the closest Subway is like 3 miles away (and is probably closed).

GOD, DELIVER UNTO ME A SUBWAY TUNA SANDWICH.

IT’S BEEN THREE MINUTES. I HAVE NO SUBWAY TUNA SANDWICH. ERGO, THERE IS NO GOD.

Logic.

(Sorry, I’m really hyper tonight.)

zomg

Have some more wonderful Beauty and the Beast YouTube Poop.

POPe

Well, this is…something.

Survey says…”survey!”

Are you moody in the morning?
I’m moody in the morning if I know I have to do something I don’t want to do that day.

Have you ever behaved like a stalker?
HAHAHA. AHAHAHAHA. HAHA. Ha-ha. Ha. Um.

Do you appreciate other people’s opinions?
Sure, why not? Everyone’s got one and there’s no reason to not respect their opinion as long as they’re not trying to force it on you.

Does baby corn freak you out?
Should it?!

Can you lie and keep a straight face?
Sometimes.

Do you prefer honesty even when it hurts?
Yes.

Have you ever consulted a psychic?
Nope.

Does the opposite sex’s BO turn you on?
I’ll never know. Unless they come up with some sort of technology that would allow me to smell.

What was the best decision you’ve made?
Answering Nate’s first email to me. :D

How do you feel when someone takes the last of something?
Depends on what it is. The last cookie? Okay. The last parachute on a plane? Not okay.

How do you feel when people tell you “bless you” or “gesundheit” when you sneeze?
It doesn’t bother me, but I also don’t expect people to say it.

What’re you supposed to say when somebody coughs?
I don’t say anything unless they’re visibly hacking up a lung or something. Then I ask if they’d like some water or something.

Do you pronounce a second “r” in “sherbet” or an “r” in “wash”?
No, but my 12th grade government teacher always pronounced it “Warshington” and we thought that was hysterical.

Have you ever committed a violent crime because of a video game or rap song?
Hahaha, no. That’s dumb.

Have you ever actually overheard one of your friends talking shit about you?
Welcome to elementary school/junior high/probably high school/probably college. I don’t really have any in-person friends anymore, so I don’t really care.

How many partners is too many?
Exactly 9,000.

Do you know what the “MySpace Angles” are?
Yup.

Is Tom still your friend and if yes, why?
Old survey is old. He was back when MySpace was actually a thing, but he didn’t follow me over to WordPress.

Do you have a sponge frog next to your sink?
“Who lives in a seashell dish next to the sink? SPONGE FROG DISH SCRUB!”
(No.)

Do you believe that wearing an aluminum foil hat will stop the government from reading your thoughts?
If the government read even 2% of my blog, they’d know my thoughts were not worth listening in on.

Would you rather have a hook for a hand or a peg leg?
A peg for a hand and a hook for a leg!

Do you tip the carhops at Sonic?
I’ve never been to a Sonic. And I don’t think they’re in Canada, anyway.

Have you gotten drunk specifically to lower your inhibitions?
I’ve never gotten drunk.

Do you think you’re better than everyone?
NO.

What do you take to a pot luck?
When the hell was I last at a potluck? I guess we kind of had one back at UBC. I brought mashed potatoes because I’m all about Idaho stereotypes.

Do you examine the tissue after you blow your nose?
I think that’s human nature. If I snot out a small child, I’d like to know about it.
(That’s how childbirth works, right?)

What’s your cure for the hiccups?
Skydiving.

Foods for Doods

Have some recipes, yo.

Cauliflower Tortillas

Easy Pasta with Olive Oil and Garlic (super simple, but it looks good)

One Pan Garlic Parmesan Pasta (I’ve posted this before, but it’s something Nate and I make every month or so and it’s REALLY FREAKING GOOD.)

Healthy Breakfast Loaf (I know I’ve posted this before, too, but the site that had it got taken down, so it needs to be posted again.)

Low-Carb Zucchini Pasta (my mom made this for us when I found the recipe, and it’s good!)

Broccoli Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo

Monster Cookie Dough Dip (OH MY GOD)

Beef and Broccoli Chow Mac

Zoodles Cacio e Pepe

WOO!

I am Cantor Dust

Okay, so I know I’ve posted a bunch of examples from That Can Be My Next Tweet, but I think the results are hysterical, so here are some more. Please ignore the fact that I have a Twitter account. I hate myself for it, if that’s any consolation.

  • Wow brain, thanks for rocking. Here’s hoping 2013 is like the Oxford comma. LAWL.
  • I automatically start every written comment with the keyboard does not allowed to Shut Up. What logical!
  • I’m not to analyze the audience. Mock teaching/training day! Probably should be damned! Party time!
  • Hitting 500 miles soon; hitting 1,000,000 steps sooner. In related news: I am 10,000 days old today. Love.
  • I get way too emotionally invested in my grades! The solar flares are BLOWING MY MIND!
  • The universe works in the first few paragraphs of the “Bird” Wikipedia page.
  • My thoughts are coming! Happy birthday, Leibniz! 750 miles! One final left asffsdfhghdfhsdkfsdfafghfff 7.
  • It’s a Fjord? HAHA SCREW SLEEP I’M MAKING C++ JOKES MAKE IT STOP Calculus, could you marry calculus?
  • Stealth dust devils? Not quite sure, but I just had a dilapidated casaba? Photoshop just told you I didn’t?
  • My life is trying to recover after a picture of sleep deprivation. I was defective. Um… Shoutout.
  • Is it inappropriate to jive? The weather is you two days into depression mode. Dude, l’Hôpital? —?
  • I am a large sample size. I supposed to be tired? HELL NO, I’M MAKING C++ JOKES!
  • I HAVE 69 TWEETS AND oh I think it’s confused. Why is my eardrum to my toe. Also, happy birthday?
  • I just spent 30 minutes laughing at a migraine. SORRY BODY, SLEEP IS FOR MORTALS! The universe works!
  • Apparently I’m supposed to jive? The solar flares are with the 1,000 mile mark! That’s resume material.
  • HaHA, Visual Basic is a Rubik’s Tesseract. What. Amazing scientific discoveries > sleep. Sorry, brain.
  • I’ve walked 180 km exploring the Tweet window like a French-Canadian version of a superhero.
  • I automatically start every written comment with half an adult. Tonight I am the “Bird” Wikipedia page.
  • Forecast, you go home, open your fridge, and think. Wow, it’s only the wake of angst!
  • Had Lord Kelvin done nothing with a large sample size, I think I feel very, very alone. I feel very, very.

The Central Limit Theorem and You

HELLO, DUDES!

Sit back, relax, and tune your mind to the statistics channel, as today I’m going to blog about the Central Limit Theorem!

What is the Central Limit Theorem? Here’s a simple explanation: take a random sample from a distribution—any distribution—and calculate that sample’s mean. Do this with a bunch of independent samples from that same distribution. As the number of samples increases, the distribution of those sample’s means will approximate a normal distribution, regardless of the shape of the distribution from which the samples were drawn. That is, the sample means will be approximately normally distributed no matter what distribution the samples are from.

ILLUSTRATION TIME!

Let’s start with samples from a standard normal distribution, with mean = 0 and standard deviation = 1. Here is a histogram of a sample of 100 observations (n = 100) from this distribution.

normalplot

Now I’m going to do the following: I’m going to take a certain number (let’s call them “reps”) of samples of size n = 100, calculate the corresponding sample means, and then plot said means. I’m going to do this for 5, 10, 20, 50, 100, 250, 500, 1,000, 5,000, and 10,000 reps of samples of size n = 100. Then I’m going to plot the sample means. The following plots show the results:

normal

Notice that as the number of samples (the “reps”) increases, the distribution of sample means resembles more and more a normal distribution centered at mean = 0. That suggests that the more samples we take, the more the means “cluster” around the true mean, which in this case is zero.

But this doesn’t just work with normal-shaped distributions! Let’s do the same thing, but now by taking samples from a Poisson distribution with lambda = 7. Here is the histogram of a sample of 100 observations (n = 100) from this distribution:

poissonplot

Not quite normal, huh? But look what happens with the means when we employ the same technique as we did above:

poisson with lambda 7

The sample means are clustering around the lambda value, 7, and appear more and more normal-shaped as the number of reps increases.

Want a few more examples?

Let’s take samples from an exponential distribution with rate parameter = 1. Here is the histogram of a sample of 100 observations (n = 100) from this distribution:

exponentialplot

And the plots of the means:

exponential with rate 1

What about samples from a uniform distribution ranging from 2 to 9. Here is the histogram of a sample of 100 observations (n = 100) from this distribution:

uniformplot

And the means:

uniform with min 2 and max 9

COOL, HUH??? It’s the CLT in action!

Some days I miss Vancouver.

And then I look at the weather there and think, “HAHA NOPE!”

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Editing?

I’m in the mood to edit “Odor,” that short story I wrote about the anosmic dude who got an implant in his brain in order to be able to smell. When I wrote it back in 2013 I really just wrote it to write it, if that makes any sense. I’d been wanting to write about anosmia for a long time, but I had always approached it from a non-fiction standpoint and could never get anything written. But once I made it a fictional account, writing about it became ridiculously easy and free-flowing. I think I wrote the original story in about two hours, then edited only a few things afterward.

Thus, it’s not perfect. Far from it. But I want to edit it so that it can get closer to perfect, because it’s a very personal story and I just want it to be told right.

Anyway. I didn’t have anything else to blog about today, so you get that little snippet of thought.

Another quality how-to video by HowToBasic

(I find about 35% of his videos hilarious; this is one of them.)

Spook

The SCP Foundation is an interesting concept for a website. It’s a place for creative writing that allows for people to create “SCPs”, or things/creatures/phenomena that require special containment procedures. The SCPs, therefore, are all fictional, but each entry is written as if the thing is real.

From the site:

“We are the last bastion of security in a world where natural laws rapidly break down. We are here to protect humanity from the things that go bump in the night, from people who wield power beyond mortal understanding. We are here to make the world a safer place. We are the holders of wonders, and the caretakers of dreams. We are why the world continues.”

Here are some good examples:

Give it a read; some of the entries are really interesting. But don’t read it alone at night, ‘cause some of the entries are also really disturbing.

Who Nose?

I’m not sure if I’ve ever actually posted anything about the Monell Chemical Senses Center on this blog, but basically it’s a group of scientists who specialize in research on taste and smell.

Anyway, the reason I’m bringing them up is because I was checking their website (as I do on occasion) and clicked on the “Research” tab at the top. Apparently they’re currently looking for congenital anosmics!

From the “Participate in Research” page:

“The Monell Chemical Senses Center is looking for volunteers who suffer from congenital anosmia and their related family members in order to study the genetic causes of this disorder. Eligible to adults (men and women) over the age of 18. Compensation is $15, given after the study is completed. Subjects will be asked to donate their DNA via a saliva sample. If eligible, individuals can request testing materials be sent to them directly.”

I might have to do this. It’d be super cool to be able to contribute to smell research in a small way.

Claudia’s Re-Post-a-Palooza

I am BORED and NERVOUS FOR NO REASON, so you get old YouTube videos as my blog for today. I’ve posted the vast majority of these on there at one point or another, but I’m too nervous to think of anything interesting to blog about instead, so there ya go.

That is so old now, holy crap.

Historians around the world agree that that is the most accurate depiction of Hitler. And the way Captain Planet busts through that wall at 3:37 is still hysterical. They show an OPEN WINDOW at 0:59. Why didn’t he just fly through that? It would have hurt a lot less, I can guarantee. “CAPTAIN PLANET, HE’S OUR HERO; GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO Z-oh, he’s unconscious after breaking through that wall.”

The rooster noises, oh my god.

YAY!

THIS JUST IN:

Blah.

That is all.

And I want cheese.

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In This Blog: Nate and I Break the iPad Calendar

Things we didn’t know until we played with the calendar app on my iPad:

  • There is no upper limit on this thing. It will go until you get a blister on your scrolling finger.

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  • It will also go pretty far into the past.
  • Once you get past 1 A.D., you go into B.C. mode, in which the months are all shifted and December doesn’t exist. (That’s 810 B.C. in the picture)

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  • B.C. Leibniz was born on a Sunday.

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New idea for a webcomic: a comic about the European Enlightenment, had it occurred in B.C. times rather than A.D. times. There’s a priority dispute between B.C. Newton and B.C. Leibniz over who discovered fire.

It’s a good thing I can’t draw, or this would totally happen.

“I THINK IT’S DE SUNS?”

(Random Metalocalypse quote just because.)

A while ago I promised you pictures of my sun-faded walking clothes, so here they are.

Pants:

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Shirt:

image (11)

I’ve had these as my walking clothes for at least 2.5 years now, so they’ve been out over 3,500 miles. The back of my shirt is getting really worn through, too, ‘cause I always have some sort of backpack on when I walk and it rubs against the shirt the whole time.

THE GREAT CAMPUS TREK

Alright, so for some reason they stuck Dr. Lu’s class at the opposite end of campus and we have to trek all the way over by the bus loop to get to it.

Not that it’s a long distance by any means—it’s at most .75 miles I think—but as far as getting to a class goes, that’s quite a ways. Especially for students who have to run labs right before Dr. Lu’s class and have to motor to get to class within the 10 minute break (if they even get that much time; I always have students asking me questions after lab).

ANYWAY.

Have another picture of Jasmine (who is now almost exclusively called Jazzy Cat or Jazz). I’m trying to get a good one of her face because it’s so pretty, but I also don’t want to freak her out with the camera. So this is zoomed in on her. Hence the blurriness.

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