Category Archives: People

HE DID IT, GUYS

Remember when I posted about Russ Cook (“Hardest Geezer”) and his attempt to run the length of Africa?

He finished today.

It took him 352 days and a lot of health, political, and logistical issues, but he did it.

That’s absolutely ridiculous. He was running like 60K+ every single day. I can’t even imagine that.

You can still donate to his charities!

Um…

IS HE EARLY????

RIP Paul Alexander

Do y’all know who Paul Alexander was? He was an American who held the title of the longest time spent living in an iron lung. Paul, born in 1946, contracted polio when he was six. He survived (obviously) but was left quadriplegic and couldn’t breathe on his own. So they put him in an iron lung machine, which he has used to breathe up until his death today at age 78.

The dude was tough. During power outages, neighbors would have to come and pump the bellows of the machine manually. Paul taught himself how to consciously breathe and was able to spend some brief times outside of the iron lung. He earned a law degree. He wrote a memoir over the course of eight years, using a plastic stick or pen to tap out words on a keyboard.

A man named Brady Richards came to Paul’s rescue when, in 2015, his iron lung machine began to break down and he either needed a repair or a new machine. The machines were quite rare by that point, but Brady was able to rebuild a broken machine he had in his warehouse and gave it to Paul. He regularly visited and helped Paul from that point on.

It’s a super interesting story. Paul had been hospitalized COVID last month, but it is unknown if that was the ultimate cause of death.

I’m Facebook stalking ‘cause I HATE MY LIFE

Does anyone have that one person from your past who affected your life in some significant way but who has probably never given you a second thought after a certain point in time (like after, say, high school) but you secretly wish they thought of you every once and a while and checked up on how you were doing and was blown away by everything you’ve accomplished and how far you’d come in life since the last time they’d seen you and feel a mild twinge of regret for not giving you a second chance back when they knew you?

Yeah, me neither.

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Hardest Geezer

So I’ve been meaning to post about Russ Cook, a British dude who has committed himself to running the entire north-south length of Africa.

Nate and I have watched several of his videos documenting this journey and I now follow him on Twitter. I can’t imagine running the distances he does every single day.

It’s super impressive and I hope he’s able to get to his goal!

Go check him out.

It’s LEIBNIZ DAY!

As always, the best day of the year.

Take a moment to pause and reflect on the greatness that was Gottfried Leibniz!

On a completely unrelated note, it’s the halfway point of the year, so let’s check my mileage, shall we?

*looks at spreadsheet*

I’m at 3,085.98, which means that if I keep the same pace as the first half of the year, I’ll get to 6,000 miles by the end of December!

However, I am NOT currently on pace for 10,000 kilometers, so that might be a goal for another year.

I guess we’ll see.

Chris Martin’s Birthday

It’s Chris Martin’s birthday today!

So have a beautiful live performance of Human Heart, because that song is absolutely heartbreaking and magical. Like pretty much every other Coldplay song.

Yes, it’s a Matt Walsh video, sorry

So let’s ignore the whole Dylan Mulvaney part of this video (which is like all of it, I know). The thing I wanted to talk about in this video is something that I’ve noticed both conservatives and liberals doing: setting up this “us versus them” idea.

Here, it’s extreme. How quickly Walsh shoves his critics into the “them” group, and how quickly he turns against them, despite the fact that the people calling him “mean” are pretty traditional conservatives that would likely agree with a lot of the other stuff Walsh says. The harshly spoken “they” and “them” emphasizes a divide between an “us” and a “those other people” in such an exaggerated, vile way that it just stokes that fire of “we are two separate species of people, and we should be natural enemies of one another and should never compromise on our views. If you have ANY of the same viewpoints as the “other,” you are a traitor and are just as bad as them.”

I think there’s always been an “us versus them” mentality in politics, but I think everything’s just become so much more divisive than it ever has been, which makes it hard to actually operate as a unified country.

It’s pretty sad, really.

Connor

This morning, I found out that someone from my high school passed away due to an accident.

I think this is the first person we’ve lost from our graduating class.

He had other medical issues that likely contributed to the accident, but it’s still wild to think about someone from my class is gone. We weren’t friends friends, but I certainly knew him from band.

RIP, Connor. You were a good dude.

Blah.

Today I was feeling XTREME MELANCHOLY and didn’t know why until I realized the date: November 14.

Leibniz died on November 14.

And because I’m sure I am made of more Leibniz molecules than your average earthling, I’m feeling it today.

Oof.

The Queen’s Death

Queen Elizabeth II has finally passed on. It’s weird to think there will be a King of England now, haha. I’m assuming the currency up here will change and have King Charles’  portrait on it, though I’m not sure if we’re required to change or not.

Edit: yup!

Dr. Vasudevan

So we got the sad and rather sudden news today that one of our faculty members, Dr. Kris Vasudevan, passed away.

Dr. Vasudevan was always very kind and very talkative. He and I talked about migraines a lot, haha, because I have them and he studied them. I knew his wife was having health trouble, but I had no idea he was sick (or if he just died suddenly).

Very sad.

HEY!

It
is
LEIBNIZ DAY!!!!!!

It’s also the start of my third year of my tenure track position, which means that next year (in August) I’ll have to apply for tenure.

FREAKING N E R V O U S

Dave Stieb

So remember the guys that did that fantastic Seattle Mariners set of videos?

Here’s a set of videos on Dave Stieb and his wild pitching career. We watched it a while ago, but here it is for all you nerds.

I love their way of telling a story. It’s so engaging. I had no idea who Stieb was before watching this but was super invested while watching Part 1.

Also, I looked it up and it sounds like he uses Google Earth for all his zooming in and out of graphs/pictures. I thought the motion of the “camera” looked familiar.

All of Part 3 is fantastic, by the way.

Danny Pudi is fantastic

Hahaha, that smile he gives at 0:16 is so Abed, hahaha

Nenshi No More

So for the first time since I moved up here, the mayor of Calgary is not Naheed Nenshi.

The mayor is now Jyoti Gondek.

I don’t really no too much about her (I’m not allowed to vote up here as a Permanent Resident), but hopefully she’ll be good.

It’d be great if Nenshi ran for Premier, but I don’t know if non-city areas in Alberta would ever vote for him.

GET UP, BITCHES

IT’S LEIBNIZ DAY

PRAISE HIM

OKAY I’M TOO HYPER FOR THIS BYE

I already miss baseball so freaking much

YAY, Freddie Freeman won the NL MVP award. Super well-deserved. Freeman is definitely in my top five favorite players.

Here’s a video compliation of him being awesome.

Daybirth

It’s Nate’s birthday!

Happy birthday, Nate!

Apart from it being his birthday, today absolutely sucked for me, so I don’t have much more to say.

Sorry.

HAPPY LEIBNIZ DAY 2020, FOOLS!

So 2020 might suck in general, but July 1, 2020 does not suck.

Why?

Because it is the birthday of our savior Gottfried Leibniz, that’s why.

ALSO, today is the official start of my tenure-track position, so that’s coolio. Now I need to not screw up for the next three to four years and get some of that sweet, sweet tenure nectar.

So it’s a good day amidst all the madness I guess.

Edit: Oh my god, this remix.

Have I mentioned lately that I love Gottfried Leibniz?

I love Gottfried Leibniz.

So, uh…

You know it’s pretty bad when the President of the United States of America basically preaches an idea that was in an episode of Metalocalypse several years ago.

Just sayin’.

I freaking love Max Scherzer

That is all.