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Do auditioning court jesters have to provide a portFOOLio?

Hey so remember that Advanced Global Personality Test I take like twice a year?

Remember how I keep forgetting to do that twice a year?

WELL I DID IT NOW NOT THAT ANYBODY CARES HURHURHUR.

sds

Trait snapshot (bold ones are ones I agree with): neat freak, organized, worrying, phobic, fears the unknown, irritable, pessimistic, emotionally sensitive, fears chaos, risk averse, fragile, unadventurous, depressed, frequently second guesses self, does not like to stand out, perfectionist, hard working, likes to be alone, clingy, dependent, practical, cautious, takes precautions, good at saving money, suspicious, busy, altruistic

Are Leibniz’ fingerprints the best of all possible whorls?

So remember how I was retaking this test twice a year, once in April and once in September? I think I totally forgot about it for the past two years. But today, for whatever reason, I remembered the test and decided to do it. SO HERE YOU GO.

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My results are a lot more polarized than they used to be. Ch-ch-ch-changes…

Is the National Hunters Association considered a “hunter gatherer”?

A Big Five-type test: http://www.signalpatterns.com/personality_survey

Haha. Well. We know what I am, don’t we? I’m surprised I have an “Assertive” circle at all.

“Responsible”, “Buttoned-Down”, “Astute”, “Competent.” I sound like the most boring person ever.

Also, “Excitable” + “Passionate” = me spazzing about R.

Blah, nervous about tomorrow.

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HA I didn’t forget. I thought I would.

Hahaha, polarized results much? I’m strange.

Trait snapshot: depressed, introverted, neat, needs things to be extremely clean, observer, perfectionist, not self revealing, does not make friends easily, suspicious, irritable, hates large parties, follows the rules, worrying, does not like to stand out, fragile, phobic, submissive, dislikes leadership, cautious, takes precautions, focuses on hidden motives, good at saving money, solitary, familiar with the dark side of life, hard working, emotionally sensitive, prudent, altruistic, heart over mind, unadventurous

Fail me not, WordPress, and let me post!

This was always one of my favorite theories of personality for some reason.

Hahaha, I’m so pathetically not assertive.

Also this:

Short blog is short.

Dear Middle of Nowhere:

Go die.

My Global5/SLOAN type is RLOEI.

I am: withdrawn, loner, moody, dislikes crowds, avoidant, not big on fun, socially unskilled, not that interested in others, overwhelmed by unpleasant feelings frequently, depressed, requires lots of time alone to recharge, socially awkward, hard to get to know, feels defective, averse to change, low self confidence, dislikes small talk, dislikes touchy feely types, private, not prone to complimenting others, driven by own personal gain, pessimistic, self absorbed, indifferent to the feelings of others, does not easily forgive, inflexible, skeptical, embarrassed easily, tense, lower energy level, attracted to things associated with sadness, very suspicious of others, does not believe in human goodness, interested in intellectual pursuits, does not put the welfare of others ahead of self, lonely, not known for generosity, unadventurous, doubting, quick to judge others, discontent, hard to understand, wounded at the core, believes in a logical answer for everything, worrying, uncooperative, agnostic/atheist tendencies, has anxiety, not physically affectionate with most people, feels second place is not good enough, frustrated when people don’t live up to expectations.

I should be a: researcher, scientist, research scientist, scholar, academic, librarian, historian, university professor, astronomer, data analyst, book editor, research assistant, library assistant, genetics researcher, novelist, philosopher, analyst, systems analyst, bookseller, computer scientist, archivist, biotechnology, mathematician, statistician, neurologist, policy analyst, author, museum curator, biologist, strategist, philosophy professor, copy editor, biochemist, research psychologist, technical writer, geneticist, environmental scientist, history professor, archeology, aerospace engineer, information technology, political scientist, physicist, editor, art historian, anthropologist, botanist, forensic scientist, medical researcher, publisher, forensic anthropologist, Egyptologist, freelance writer, paleontologist, biomedical engineer, microbiologist, ecologist, geologist, software developer, software engineer, virologist, computer programmer, chemist, engineer

I boldfaced the ones with which I agree.

Test is here!

Sorry, I love similarminds.com and I am currently insanely bored.

My favorite color is the missing shade of blue

This is perhaps one of the strangest “tests” I’ve ever come across.

Odd. Interesting.

Bitty Blog

Hey look, it’s that thing I do bi-yearly. WOO!

Trait snapshot: depressed, introverted, neat, needs things to be extremely clean, observer, perfectionist, not self revealing, does not make friends easily, suspicious, irritable, hates large parties, follows the rules, worrying, does not like to stand out, fragile, phobic, submissive, dislikes leadership, cautious, takes precautions, focuses on hidden motives, good at saving money, solitary, familiar with the dark side of life, hard working, emotionally sensitive, prudent, altruistic, heart over mind, unadventurous

Was Ockham’s razor a Gillette?

This is fun.

Trait snapshot: depressed, introverted, neat, needs things to be extremely clean, observer, perfectionist, not self revealing, does not make friends easily, suspicious, irritable, hates large parties, follows the rules, worrying, does not like to stand out, fragile, phobic, submissive, dislikes leadership, cautious, takes precautions, focuses on hidden motives, good at saving money, solitary, familiar with the dark side of life, hard working, emotionally sensitive, prudent, altruistic.

 

 

Today’s song: Sick Muse by Metric

Petition to Stop Hammer Time

I actually don’t know if this is the right test…it seemed a lot shorter this year.

Anyway. Because I’ve done it like 6 times before.

  Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion

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36%

Stability

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10%

Orderliness

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90%

Accommodation

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36%

Intellectual

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90%

Interdependence

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10%

Mystical

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20%

Materialism

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20%

Narcissism

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40%

Adventurousness

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70%

Work ethic

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90%

Conflictseeking

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20%

Need to dominate

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30%

Romantic

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50%

Avoidant

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90%

Anti-authority

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10%

Wealth

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60%

Dependency

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40%

Change averse

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90%

Cautiousness

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70%

Individuality

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90%

Sexuality

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10%

Peter pancomplex

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60%

Histrionic

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80%

Vanity

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50%

Artistic

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70%

Hedonism

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20%

Physicalfitness

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30%

Religious

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10%

Paranoia

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Hypersensitivity

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10%

Indie

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30%

Take Free Advanced Global Personality  Test

 

Apparently, I am: depressed, introverted, neat, needs things to be extremely clean, observer, perfectionist, not self revealing, does not make friends easily, suspicious, irritable, hates large parties, follows the rules, worrying, does not like to stand out, fragile, phobic, submissive, dislikes leadership, cautious, takes precautions, focuses on hidden motives, good at saving money, solitary, familiar with the dark side of life, hard working, emotionally sensitive, prudent, altruistic, unadventurous
WOO!

 

Today’s song: In Zaire by Johnny Wakelin

As usual…

The test I do bi-yearly.

Advanced Global Personality Test Result

Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability || 10%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence || 10%
Mystical |||| 20%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Conflictseeking |||||||||| 40%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic || 10%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Anti-authority || 10%
Wealth |||||||||| 40%
Dependency |||| 20%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Sexuality || 10%
Peter pancomplex |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||| 40%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 60%
Hedonism || 10%
Physicalfitness |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Religious || 10%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity || 10%
Indie |||||| 30%


Mr. Gorbachev, tear the roof off the sucker!

Well, it’s that time of year again!

 

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion

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30%

Stability

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10%

Orderliness

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90%

Accommodation

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38%

Interdependence

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10%

Intellectual

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86%

Mystical

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43%

Artistic

||||||||||||||||||

76%

Religious

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10%

Hedonism

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23%

Materialism

||||||||||||||

56%

Narcissism

||||||||||||||||

70%

Adventurousness

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Work ethic

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Humanitarian

||||||||||||||||||

76%

Conflict seeking

||||||||||||||

56%

Need to dominate

||||||||||||||

56%

Romantic

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16%

Avoidant

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83%

Anti-authority

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30%

Wealth

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36%

Dependency

||||||||||||

43%

Change averse

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Cautiousness

||||||||||||||||

63%

Individuality

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Sexuality

||

10%

Peter pan complex

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56%

Family drive

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10%

Physical Fitness

||

%

Histrionic

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76%

Paranoia

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Vanity

||||||

30%

Honor

||||||

30%

Thriftiness

||||||

23%

Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality test by similarminds.com

Trait snapshot: depressed, introverted, neat, needs things to be extremely clean, observer, perfectionist, not self revealing, does not make friends easily, suspicious, irritable, hates large parties, follows the rules, worrying, phobic, submissive, dislikes leadership, cautious, takes precautions, focuses on hidden motives, solitary, familiar with the dark side of life, hard working, emotionally sensitive, prudent, altruistic

OH GOD A TEST

It’s a trap!

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

 Extraversion

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50%

Stability

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10%

Orderliness

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90%

Accommodation

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56%

Intellectual

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Interdependence

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10%

Mystical

||||||

30%

Materialism

||||||||||||

50%

Narcissism

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30%

Adventurousness

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Work ethic

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Conflictseeking

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30%

Need to dominate

||||||||||

40%

Romantic

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30%

Avoidant

||||||||||||||||||

80%

Anti-authority

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10%

Wealth

||||||||||

40%

Dependency

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40%

Change averse

||||||||||||||||||

80%

Cautiousness

||||||||||||||||

70%

Individuality

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Sexuality

||||||

30%

Peter pancomplex

||||||||||

40%

Histrionic

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Vanity

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30%

Artistic

||||||||||||||

60%

Hedonism

||

10%

Physicalfitness

||||||||||

40%

Religious

||

10%

Paranoia

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Hypersensitivity

||

10%

Indie

||||||

30%

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DNA

I could have sworn I’ve done this before, but I couldn’t find it anywhere. So here it is!
Generous Dreamer
You are a Dreamer
Your combination of abstract thinking, appreciation of beauty, and cautiousness makes you a DREAMER.
You often imagine how things could be better, and you have very specific visions of this different future.
Beauty and style are important to you, and you have a discerning eye when it comes to how things look.
Although you often think more broadly, you prefer comfort to adventure, choosing to stay within the boundaries of your current situation.
Your preferences for artistic works are very refined, although you vastly prefer some types and styles to others.
Though your dreams are quite vivid, you are cautious in following up on them.
You are aware of both your positive and negative qualities, so that your ego doesn’t get in your way.
A sense of vulnerability sometimes holds you back, stifling your creative tendencies.
Your independent streak allows you to make decisions efficiently and to trust your instincts
You are balanced in your approach to problem-solving, not letting your emotions hold you up.
You much prefer to have time to plan for things, feeling better with a schedule than with keeping plans up in the air until the last minute. Your decisions are well thought out, and you’re not the least bit impulsive.
You do your own thing when it comes to clothing, guided more by practical concerns than by other people’s notions of style.
You are Generous
Your awareness of those around you, along with your nuanced perceptions of the world at large, makes you the GENEROUS person that you are.
You value time to yourself and understand how rich your private world can be—you know that you don’t have to go wild to have a good time.
You are excited and energized by ideas and often enjoy things more through observation than through experience.
This tendency gives you an appreciation for different perspectives and opinions about the world.
Being as aware of others as you are doesn’t mean you find it easy to trust them immediately—this is something that happens more slowly for you.
Despite this, you are aware of the complexities of many situations and are reluctant to pass judgments on others.
Although you have fewer friendships than some people, those that you have are meaningful and are important to you.
You value spending time alone—it is while reflecting on the world around you that you often learn something new about yourself or begin to understand something that’s been bothering you.

I call your number but I can’t get through…

It’s that time of the year again! Hooray for retaking personality tests.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion

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42%

Stability

||

10%

Orderliness

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90%

Accommodation

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22%

Interdependence

||

10%

Intellectual

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Mystical

||||||

30%

Artistic

||||||||||||

50%

Religious

||

10%

Hedonism

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10%

Materialism

||||||||||

36%

Narcissism

||||||||||||||||||

76%

Adventurousness

||||||||||||||||

63%

Work ethic

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Humanitarian

||||||||||||||||||||

83%

Conflict seeking

||||||||||||

43%

Need to dominate

||||||

30%

Romantic

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16%

Avoidant

||||||||||||||||||||

83%

Anti-authority

||

10%

Wealth

||||||

30%

Dependency

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30%

Change averse

||||||||||||||||||||

83%

Cautiousness

||||||||||||||||||

76%

Individuality

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Sexuality

||

10%

Peter pan complex

||||||

23%

Family drive

||

10%

Physical Fitness

||

%

Histrionic

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Paranoia

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Vanity

||||||||||||||

56%

Honor

||||||||||||||

56%

Thriftiness

||||||||||||

43%

Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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There’s also my trait snapshot: neat freak, organized, worrying, phobic, fears the unknown, irritable, pessimistic, emotionally sensitive, fears chaos, risk averse, fragile, unadventurous, depressed, frequently second guesses self, perfectionist, hard working, practical, ordinary, cautious, takes precautions, good at saving money, suspicious, mind over heart, busy, altruistic.

 

The things we do when we’re given messenger and free time…

Hooray!

So Sean gave me two projective personality tests tonight. One I’d taken long ago (so I question my answers a bit because I had the old template still in my head), but the other was new. I’ll just give you my results, just in case you ever take the tests, ‘cause I don’t want to skew yours.

Onward (these are in Sean’s words, by the way):
~I don’t see a lot of value in the status quo
~Anything noteworthy must be done, not discovered
~I have an artistic, visionary personality; I feel unique but a little disjointed from my surroundings
~I have a fairly broad group of friends; my friends are there, but not “inside” my circle
~my idea of what I want in a romantic partner is un-developed. Right now I don’t have a template, so at the moment “lover” is just a special case of “friend”
~I don’t see difficulties as being added factors, just the normal surroundings “flaring up.” I feel like I can weather the difficulty
~My material possessions are decorative and aesthetic, and they’re important to me
~Knowledge is important to me (but it doesn’t open anything…long story)
~I feel like things will block my path that I have no way of defeating, but they can be circumnavigated
~My love life is “big and scary.” I go in prepared and try to keep myself as safe as possible from getting pulled under
~I hide from danger until it goes away, but I try to approach with a solution as custom-tailored as possible

 

Hooray for early morning conversations!

Progress? Regression? YOU BE THE JUDGE TODAY FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $99.99!

Well, it’s that time of the year again. Anything more than twice a year is excessive. I’d do this tomorrow but I don’t want to blog about today.

September 27, 2006

And now, September 26, 2007

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||| 30%
Stability || 10%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Accommodation || 10%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%

 

Romantic || 10%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality || 10%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Indie |||||||||||||||| 66%

 

 

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Plagiarism! Lies! Deceit! Equestrians!

I have little to say today, so I took a few quizzes. Hoo-hah!

 

The Part of You That No One Sees

You are wise, insightful, and brilliant.

Your wit is sharp and occasionally hurtful…

Revealing your scorn for people with less intelligence.

 

Underneath it all, you feel burdened by the stupidity of humanity.

You know what’s right in the world, but it’s overshadowed by everything that’s wrong.

People see you as arrogant. While this is partially true, you are also very sensitive.

What’s the Part of You That No One Sees?

You Are An INTJ

The Scientist

 

You have a head for ideas – and you are good at improving systems.

Logical and strategic, you prefer for everything in your life to be organized.

You tend to be a bit skeptical. You’re both critical of yourself and of others.

Independent and stubborn, you tend to only befriend those who are a lot like you.

 

In love, you are always striving to improve your relationship.

You have strong ideas of what love should be like.

 

At work, you excel in figuring out difficult tasks. People think of you as “the brain.”

You would make an excellent scientist, engineer, or programmer.

How you see yourself: Reasonable, knowledgeable, and competent

 

When other people don’t get you, they see you as: Aloof, controlling, and insensitive

What’s Your Personality Type?

Your Stripper Song Is

Milkshake by Kelis

 

“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they’re like, it’s better than yours

Damn right it’s better than yours

I could teach you but I have to charge”

 

One thing is for sure: you know how to shake it!

What Song Should You Strip To?

 

Had to throw the stripper song in there!

Plus, I am in-freaking-love with Cape Cod Radio Mystery Theatre. Just thought I’d throw that out there. “The Hypnotist” is the scariest thing I’ve ever heard.

The masses never triumph! It is all an illusion, like those stupid “magic eye” things!

Life’s a funny thing, isn’t it? One day things are hell, the next everything seems to fall nicely into place. It’s frustrating, yet utterly delightful and intriguing.

Well anyway…
I decided today to take this one little personality test that I’d taken waaay back on September 27th of last year. I wanted to see how things have changed. What do you think?

Hmm…I’m more self-absorbed now, though I’m not really sure how that happened…if anything, I’d say the opposite occurred.
Sexuality and Peter Pan complex bit the dust…physical security is up, but I don’t know why…

Interesting. Overall, it’s proof that I don’t change much. If I would have done this back in second grade, I bet the similarity would still be there.

There are only ten people in this room: you, me, and my butt

Remember those tests that I took yesterday? Here are some (funny and accurate) jokes about my types:

A FIVE’s answer to the “is the glass half-empty or half-full?” question: “Well, after measuring it precisely with my Fleuromaton instrument, I have concluded that the volume of dihydrogen oxide in this silicon-based vessel is 50.8%, thus qualifying it as roughly Half-Full.

An INTJ’s answer to the “is the glass half-empty or half full?” question: “How can you say it’s half-full? It’s half-empty! I refuse to listen to your reasoning!”

An INTJ’s dark side: All facts which don’t fit their theories are just wrong. The more all-encompassing and less applicable to reality the theories, the better.

The INTJ acronym: It’s Not Thoroughly Justified!

And finally, the top 10 signs you’re a FIVE (#1 is freakishly accurate for me):
10. You call your plants by their Latin names.
9. The more excited people around you get, the more drained you feel.
8. You spend your time at a party reading the books in the host’s library.
7. You communicate almost exclusively by e-mail.
6. Most of your friends are on e-mail, and you haven’t met any of them face to face.
5. You consider it a good vacation if you can stay at home with your computer, books, videos, and garden for a week.
4. You would like to do #5 for a living.
3. You’ve actually read Darwin’s “Origin of the Species” and think it would make an interesting movie.
2. Someone asks you how you feel about someone or something, and you tell them you’ll get back to them next week after you’ve had time to think about it.
1. You bite into a Snickers bar, and you immediately see the correlation between the dissolving chocolate/peanut mixture with quantum electrodynamics and the potential existance of dark matter in the universe, the association of Mozart’s unfinished symphony and the cryptographic origins of ancient Sumerian linguistics, and how the right handed Cartesian orthoganal system of coordinates aligns with Mitochondrial cellular respiration, giving you a new understanding of the role of derivatives in modern financial portfolio analysis, and the enneagrammatic functions inherent in Microsoft’s Windows 98. AND when you try to explain this simple relationship, people have no clue what the HELL you’re talking about.