I freaking haaaaaaate thiiiiiiiis but I don’t have anything else to blog about today.
Horrible iPad Drawings
HEYOOOOOOO so I have an app on my iPad called ArtRage, which is basically a fancy version of Paint. I suck as an actual artist, so I mainly use it to play Pictionary with Nate (we take turns looking up candidate words on an online Pictionary dictionary and try to guess what each other are drawing).
However, every once and a while I go a little overboard with the drawing nonsense. Examples:
(This is called “The Telltale Art”)
(This came out of a Pictionary round, but I have no idea what the word was)
(This is called “Schwa, Bitches”)
Yeah, I suck.
Hearts? Butterfly Wings? Both? IT MUST BE A CLAUDIA DRAWING
I like this one substantially better than the one I posted last week, though.
Squares Are Hard
I hate this freaking drawing.
Its main purpose was to check if my scanner still works, though. Which it does. This means that I can start making drawings for my coo encyclopedia!
Did…Did I DRAW SOMETHING?????
Yes I did.
I hate it.
When I was young (first/second grade? Sometime in the Troy era) I remember watching quite a bit of Mark Kistler on public television. Mark was (and still is!) an artist who taught drawing skills aimed at kids. I still remember his little “Draw! Draw! Draw!” chant he’d do whenever he’d draw a bunch of lines or some other series of shapes/figures. I always thought he was super cool.
I also had a few of his books!
Anyway. Not sure what the heck made me remember him today, but I did and so there ya go.
Holy crap, I drew something
It’s a freaking Christmas miracle.
I sPeNt WaY tOo MuCh TiMe On ThIs
I drew the pommel horse equipment guy from last night’s dream because I couldn’t get this damn image out of my head.
(Sorry for the crappy quality, I haven’t drawn in approximately 40 years and perspective is hard.)
Psst. Hey. Want some really crappy art?
YOU GOT IT, BROTHER.
HEY YOU FARTS, HAVE AN ART
I call it “Total Eclipse of the Heart” because the eclipse is tomorrow and I’m super imaginative and clever like that.
MY MOM IS HERE, YAY
Also, have an art.
Edit: my mom bought me Klein bottle earrings. They’re awesome.
It appears that I’ve started to move away from hearts and more towards circles now. Meh.
Ye Olde Arte
I’m bored. Have some garbage art from my past, because why not.
BLAH BLAH BLAH DRAWING BLAH BLAH BLAH
While I don’t like like this one, I like it more than the last one I posted on here.
HAVE SOME GARBAGE ART
I DON’T HAVE A TITLE, WORDPRESS, STOP PRESSURING ME
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey have a drawing. Blah.
Have an Art that’s Not a Heart!
Colored Pencils, we Meet Again!
So I haven’t drawn in like 500 years. But I had some a lot of free time in the Airport on Monday night last week, plus some more yesterday, so here ya go.
Tonight I was bored so I Photoshopped the hell out of some of my art. Got some cool results.
Here’s “Chameleon” crystallized.
“Fractured Fresnel” with color halftone.
“Persistent Petals” with all sorts of things.
“Data” extruded twice (this is my favorite).
“Eyes of the Sphere” extruded once.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeey have a thing.
It sucks, but it’s a thing.
(I need to learn how to draw.)
I need more colored pencils.
Heeeeeeeey, have some airport art. Certainly not my best, but I didn’t have that much time in Seattle (which is abnormal) so this is all you get.
I done drawed!
I told myself I wouldn’t spend the time finishing this tonight. I lied.