Man, I don’t know if it’s because I’m beyond sleep deprived right now or what, but this is a damn fine set of Vines.
Why did they take Vine away from us?
I’m too stressed out to make a normal blog post, so have some internet stuff.
I wish more people realized that how you compose an email says a lot about you and can either get you want you want or get you exactly the opposite.
This is hysterical. I love when you see their little feet sneak in on the side to try and save their friend from the madness they’ve created.
I found a playlist on YouTube of all the MST3K shorts and I can’t stop laughing. My dad bought a bunch of MST3K on DVD back when I was a kid and my favorite part of them was whenever they did a “short,” which was usually some sort of after school special or a short little informative thing on how something is made. Favorites include “Why Study Industrial Arts,” “The Chicken of Tomorrow,” “A Date with Your Family,” and “Cheating.”
I pretty much love all these eyeshadows.
Good lord, HowToBasic.
So apparently I’ve been on Tumblr for five years now.
Can’t complain, though…that’s how I found Achievement Hunter!
So in celebration, have some of my liked/reblogged Tumblr posts.
I’ve posted this before, but it’s Gavin being awful at Uno
This is still hilarious I don’t even care
Gemstone nail art! (I might have posted this, too…)
The shape of South America on different map projections
So I’m all about stupid memes, as we all know.
Well, one of my favorite meme-type thingies on YouTube is people taking Smash Mouth’s All Star and doing weird-ass things with it. Examples:
The freaking Bach chorale. Wow.
I love the internet, man.
I’m bored as shit and don’t feel like blogging.
So here are the subreddits I subscribe to in case anyone cares.
- ChildFree (people who voluntarily choose not to have kids)
I do. I used to use it all the time before it got kinda spammy. I logged back into my old profile for fun this afternoon. Here are some of my favorite stumbles.
TAKE ME INTO YOUR TUBES
A really good discussion about common probability distributions and what they’re used for.
And from Tumblr:
Here’s Gavin failing at Uno.
Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!
“Hate Riot.” Accurate.
Sorry, I’m bored and I feel like crapples.
Oh my god.
I have no idea why this is so hysterical to me, but it is. I’ve been laughing for like 20 minutes.
I have NOTHING INTERESTING TO SAY TODAY, so have some Benny Lava.
God, remember 2008? How things have changed since then.
So like a week ago I was going through my bookmarks and found that I still had freearcade.com on there. Well, today I have absolutely nothing exciting to say (what else is new?), so I guess I’ll just give you some of my favorite bookmarks.
750 Words: A website that encourages you to write 750 words a day.
Acme Klein Bottle: get Klein bottles of any size here!
CBC Music Streams: streaming music from CBC, organized by genre. Only available in Canada, though.
DeepLeap: random letters are given to you and you need to make words out of them.
Doll Divine: do you like dress-up games? I do, haha. Here’s a ton of them.
Metronome Online: for my musically-inclined readers.
PatrickJMT: math tutorials!
Powder Game: have fun with all sorts of powder powers.
RSOE EDIS: live disaster updates from all over the world.
Visual Formal Logic: understand formal logic with Venn diagrams.
Bah. Garbage blogger is garbage.
Why’d you have to go and murder Vine, Twitter?
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL THE ONE THING RELATED TO YOU THAT I LOVE?
Have some Vines.
(I laughed for like 20 minutes at this one)
So we put a Yo Dawg in your yo-yo so you can Yo Dawg while you yo-yo, Yo Dawg.
(This blog has no purpose.)
Edit: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT 9GAG THIS IS THE SECOND IMAGE THAT COMES UP WHEN YOU IMAGE SEARCH “YO DAWG.”
I CAME UP WITH THIS JOKE AND NO ONE ELSE SLDFJALDJLSAFJSAKFJALKDFJ
(This blog now has negative purpose.)
HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time, holy hell.
Freaking 0:48: “You’re heart’s been ACHing buuuuuuut!…you’re too SHIIIIIIII to SEYIIIT!”
I was crying, man. I was crying.
So I’ve spent the past hour or so watching old Homestar Runner stuff because my stupid brain wants me to think it’s 8th grade again when Homestar Runner was the coolest thing on the internet.
Not to knock Homestar Runner at all…it still is pretty cool even after all these years.
- The Luau
- Fluffy Puff Commercial
- Meet Marshie
- Cheat Commandos
- Cheat Commandos…O’s
- Stunt Double
- Teen Girl Squad (all of them)
We really were super obsessed with this in 8th grade. There was actually a kid who turned this in as an English essay once (though he was joking around; he did actually write one of his own and gave it to the teacher after class).
Because I’m garbage, too! And I already did a June List, so I can’t use that as an excuse to post this worthless nonsense.
Have some awesome pasta. How good does this look? So much cheese.
Or some writing material.
Miss Trunchbull’s cake, maybe?
Pancakes. Pancakes are always good.
That’s all I got. Sorry, in thesis stress mode. It’s not a happy place.
So I found an interesting thingy. From the website: “This service applies linguistic analytics and personality theory to infer attributes from a person’s unstructured text.” Basically, you can use someone’s Twitter account (with or without replies) or a body of text and see what’s what with their personality.
Let’s give it a shot!
My Twitter* sez:
“You are a bit critical, skeptical and can be perceived as indirect.
You are self-focused: you are more concerned with taking care of yourself than taking time for others. You are reserved: you are a private person and don’t let many people in. And you are self-conscious: you are sensitive about what others might be thinking about you.
Your choices are driven by a desire for prestige.
You consider independence to guide a large part of what you do: you like to set your own goals to decide how to best achieve them. You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done.”
Eh, I suppose. Traits:
And here’s the results from entering the text of that Vancouver thing I wrote. It’s probably the longest “personal” thing I’ve written in a long time:
“You are inner-directed, shrewd and strict.
You are independent: you have a strong desire to have time to yourself. You are empathetic: you feel what others feel and are compassionate towards them. And you are calm-seeking: you prefer activities that are quiet, calm, and safe.
You are motivated to seek out experiences that provide a strong feeling of well-being.
You are relatively unconcerned with both tradition and achieving success. You care more about making your own path than following what others have done. And you make decisions with little regard for how they show off your talents.”
Twitter’s more accurate, I think, but that’s probably because my nonsense tweets have zero filter and are basically me just rambling about garbage.
*Yes, I still hate the fact I have a Twitter and, on occasion, tweet. Feel free to hate me.
Hello, fellow humans!
Have some Tumblr crap, ‘cause I’m like in the weeks between “school panic” and “relaxing with my mom” right now, so not much is going on.
Except “I’m in the weeks between “school panic” and “relaxing with my mom” right now” panic.
I miss Ray!
I AM DEAD from that freaking test, man.
Have some of my favorite bookmarks, ‘cause I’m pretty much worthless for anything else today.
- 5 Second Films. Because they’re the best.
- This site gives you letters one by one and you have to make words out of them in a timed environment.
- Dogwood Ceramics. Want clay and glaze and related art tools? This is the place!
- Want to look at recipes? Foodgawker!
- I’ve linked to this before, but if you want to read fiction with a mathematical theme, go here!
- Powder Game. I remember Aaron playing this for HOURS when we first discovered it.
- A list of good redwood hikes, in case you ever get to northern California and want to see some amazing trees.
- Wind map for the US.