Here’s some nonsense internet/Twitter/Tumblr stuff because everything sucks and these things at least make you think about something other than the virus for a few seconds.
This whole thing
Why? Because every time I go to my Tumblr page, this damn post is right there and I subsequently have to go watch this and get it stuck in my head for hours:
Remember AlbinoBlackSheep? Fun times.
I saw this very short little clip of a dude dancing and singing “everybody knows shit’s FUCKED” somewhere on Tumblr a little bit ago:
Had that little clip stuck in my head, so I had to find the full song. Now I have the full song stuck in my head.
New anthem of the US. You’re welcome.
Haha, these are great.
I’m surprised Nate didn’t hear me laughing like an idiot at these at 4:00 in the morning.
So apparently I’ve been on Tumblr for five years now.
Can’t complain, though…that’s how I found Achievement Hunter!
So in celebration, have some of my liked/reblogged Tumblr posts.
I’ve posted this before, but it’s Gavin being awful at Uno
This is still hilarious I don’t even care
Gemstone nail art! (I might have posted this, too…)
The shape of South America on different map projections
Hello, fellow humans!
Have some Tumblr crap, ‘cause I’m like in the weeks between “school panic” and “relaxing with my mom” right now, so not much is going on.
Except “I’m in the weeks between “school panic” and “relaxing with my mom” right now” panic.
I miss Ray!
What the fuck is this
What in the fuck is this
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS
Google, you inconsistent pile of nonsense, what was wrong with your previous logo?
Hell, what was wrong with your previous font? Anybody who knows me knows how much I hate sans serif fonts.
(For anybody that doesn’t know me: it’s a lot.)
I don’t like that using a sans-serif is becoming the equivalent of being “modern.” It’s not being modern. It’s being shit. I think there’s a correlation between how long a site’s been using a sans-serif font as their logo (or as part of their logo) and how much that site sucks.
Let me give you some examples:
Twitter has always had a sans serif font, and Twitter has always sucked. And what’s with the “t” in this font? It looks like a little airplane seat.
An airplane seat for losers.
Facebook has always had a sans serif font, too. Coincidentally, Facebook has pretty much always sucked as well.
Now let’s look at some websites that don’t suck. Notice that they all use serif fonts.
HOLY SHIT IT’S A CONSPIRACY.
Nnnngh the sans serif nonsense is such an annoying fad. Like, I know Google has changed its logo in the past, but this is too dramatic, I think. Seriously, Google, you were doing fine with variations of this…
It’s a good font. A good font. But then you somehow find the font equivalent of diarrhea residue and MAKE IT YOUR NEW LOGO’S TYPEFACE?
I am so irrationally aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangry because of this.
At least they’re still capitalizing their name.
So help me god, if they stop capitalizing their name…
Edit: if you search “Google logo” you get this field of insanity. I don’t know about you, but this looks terrifying.
I have a couple Tumblr blogs that I “follow” (read: stalk but don’t actually follow Tumblr-style) and one of them has been consistently commenting “WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE” on every…I don’t know, 10th thing they post. It took me a little bit to figure out where this was coming from, but I found it: Vine, of course!
Here’s a compilation of “WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE” edits, with the original vine being the first video in the set.
It’s probably an annoying to most people but I just find it hysterical for some reason.
Edit: Hahahahaha, oh my god, this is the greatest.
So here’s something kinda cool: earlier today I wanted to find a drawing that I’d favorited on DeviantArt but didn’t want to go and log into my DA account itself, so instead what I did was Google “LadyLeibniz,” my DA username, so that I could just see my profile and find the drawing I wanted from my favorites list.
However, when I was looking at the search results, I found that a good number of my drawings have been posted on Tumblr and have quite a few notes—29, 156, 194, 621—snazzy! I had no idea my art had been Tumbld.
This also makes me appreciate even more those people who take time to properly credit the artists of pictures that they post to Tumblr. All of the ones I found had the title plus “by LadyLeibniz” (which, of course, is why I could find them by Googling) and most had links right back to my DA account.
Sorry, I just think that’s cool.
This is by far the best thing I’ve ever found on Tumblr (source).
How to draw Leibniz:
ZOMG new favorite Tumblr.
Do you like maps? This is the site for you! Here are some good ones:
Population of Wyoming by square mile; i.e., “No One Lives in Wyoming”
I want to live in Suddenly Bright Bosom.
Edit: Hahaha, Canada:
Here’s the link to a huge version of this map so you can read all the text.
(In Alice Cooper voice)
I’ve taken like 400 classes at UI and this is the first time I’ll have a final on a Friday.
In not-even-slightly-related news, I found this Tumblr about 15 minutes ago and am entirely in love with it.
Here’s this glorious video that’s currently making the rounds:
I needed something to brighten my day. This was it.
(Don’t read the description until it’s over.)
So early this morning I posted on my Tumblr a set of screenshots of Wolfram Alpha jokes.
And then this happened this afternoon:
Freaking Wolfram Alpha! Holy crap. Highlight of my day!
Most peoples’ Tumblrs: Dr. Who, Sherlock, Harry Potter.
My Tumblr: Math, Wolfram Alpha, Leibniz.
(I’m going to die alone, aren’t I?)
Yes, I’m about to promote Tumblr blogs on my own non-Tumblr blog. Because honestly I’m still trying to mentally recover from last semester and I’m busy with calc + work + trying not to implode, so DEAL WITH IT.
If you dig minimalist posters of pretty much everything cool, you’ll dig this guy’s Tumblr.
This is the guy who did those cauliflower interpretations of major news events I posted quite awhile back.
For the 0% of you who follow me for my (now rare) R posts.
Basically the internet condensed into a single Tumblr.
- There’s not a day that goes by where I don’t hate myself for getting a B in Linear Algebra.
- That Destination XL commercial kinda makes me horny. HALF NAKED PUDGY MEN YES YES YES.
- I am ridiculously obsessed with this song all of a sudden. Not really sure why.
- My Tumblr is pretty much just math, statistics, and Achievement Hunter. I’m okay with that.
- This fanfic I’ve been working on for the past few years has gotten dark as hell. Not sure if that’s good or bad.
- Circle Packing sounds exceedingly dirty (even though it’s not).
- So does Wittgenstein’s Rod.
- I am now legitimately addicted to Minecraft. I blame Achievement Hunter’s Let’s Play Minecraft series. At least I’m not dreaming about it yet. (Edit: well, that statement’s untrue now.)
- I feel like I’m right on the edge of thinking of a badass tattoo design. Come on, brain, do something good for once.
- I confess that this last confession is just to get this list to an even 10 items.
Check it out at your own risk. Some of it is/will be reposts from here, but most of it will be stuff too frivolous for its own blog post.
Lots of YouTube videos, memes, Metalocalypse, and gifs forthcoming on it.
You’ve been warned.