I Want to Cruise
Sometimes I really want to go on another cruise. Every one I’ve been on has been very enjoyable, despite the fact that I’ve only actually ever done one route (the 7-day Alaska one).
Anyway, here are a bunch of Princess cruises I’d love to go on.
14-Day Norway, Denmark, and Sweden
116-Day World Cruise – Roundtrip Los Angeles
(Could I handle that long on a ship? Who knows. But it sounds fun!)
Let’s Rank the State Tourism Logos
Because Reddit giveth (weird map posts) and Reddit taketh away (free time).
Note: I’m just copy/pasting these from that map, so some of them are a little tilty.
Colorado
I like the “C”.
South Carolina
This is a logo! Got the tree in there that’s on the flag, got the “SC” for “South Carolina” bolded in “discover,” got cool lettering…nice.
Mississippi
Love the curly S set!
New York
I was unaware that this thing was actually New York’s tourism logo. It’s a classic.
Alaska
This has the perfect amount of simplicity to it.
Missouri
Pretty. I like it.
Ohio
Good color scheme.
Hawaii
I like the rainbow.
Nevada
Looks like a compass. I approve.
Idaho
My bias is showing.
Indiana
I like the colors.
Arkansas
Not bad.
New Jersey
Simple, but I like it.
Louisiana
(This one kind of got eaten by the edge of the state, sorry)
I like the font.
Wisconsin
Just travel the website, that’s good enough.
Connecticut
This looks like a presidential campaign logo.
Utah
This looks like a sports team logo.
Maryland
They’ve got to put their weird flag on everything, huh?
Vermont
I think this is the logo that best matches how I would imagine a particular state’s logo to look. This is very “Vermont.”
Texas
Let’s not.
Georgia
I see what you did there with the peach-colored lettering.
Michigan
The upper peninsula is where Dirty Michigan is.
Washington
Poor Washington. They have to mention the “state” part on EVERYTHING so they don’t get confused with DC.
Florida
I dig the pink.
Rhode Island
I like yellow, but that would be pretty hard to see on any sort of printed thing.
Wyoming
Look, they managed to fit Wyoming’s entire population on this logo!
Pennsylvania
Lively, but not the kind of vibe that screams “Pennsylvania” to me.
Oklahoma
This looks like it’s trying to be a logo for the Olympic games.
Nebraska
At least it’s red and not black like 70% of these things.
Massachusetts
Too corporate.
New Hampshire
Where’s the rest of the quote, New Hampshire? Where’s the rest of the quote?????
Delaware
Meh. Too blue.
Alabama
Is the song stuck in your head now? IS IT????
Iowa
If you zoom in far enough into those blue brackets, it says “please stop confusing us with Idaho.”
California
OH GOD IT’S DROWNING
New Mexico
I like their little symbol thingy.
Arizona
Let’s ignore the desert parts!
Illinois
I hate the all-lowercase thing. I HATE it. Capitalize your goddamn state, dawgs!
Tennessee
That’s…that’s a lot of words for a tiny logo.
Virginia
Weird slogan, but okay.
South Dakota
A fancy font for a non-fancy state.
North Dakota
Or forgotten. Either one.
Oregon
Travel Oregon…because that’s better than living there!
Minnesota
Those lowercase e’s thrown in with all the capital letters make me want to diiiiiiiiiie.
North Carolina
Bro.
Kentucky
Sponsored by Dymo.
Maine
At least put a lobster on there, c’mon.
Montana
It’s only slightly more interesting than this logo!
Kansas
It’s a state!
West Virginia
Did a five-year-old write this in diarrhea? What in the actual hell.
What is my life?
Basque???
BASQUE!!!
This is a great summary of the Basque country by my dad’s favorite travel dude, Rick Steves.
I’d love to visit the Basque country sometime.
The Magic House
So it’s like 5 AM and I can’t remember exactly what brought this topic up several hours ago (was it the St. Louis Arch? Maybe.), but I was telling Nate about this place in Missouri called The Magic House. My grandparents used to live in Missouri when I was young (< 8 or so), my mom and I would fly down there once or twice a year and do stuff with them. The Magic House was (is) basically a big children’s museum full of a bunch of interactive stuff, a lot of them having to do with science in some form or another.
It has obviously upgraded since I was last there, but it’s still there and some features are exactly the same as I remember.
I remember the bubble room, that big Van de Graaff generator (my short hair would REALLY frizz out), a wall where you could use pulleys to hoist yourself to the ceiling, colored circles on the floor in one room that made different tones when you stepped on them, a place where you could test if you were colorblind, a place where you could draw silhouettes, and a big wall that you could dance in front of and your image would be displayed on the wall with all sorts of psychedelic effects applied to it. I really liked going there.
Edit: I’ve also been to the top of the St. Louis Arch (again, when I was very young). I remember those weird elevators and being able to lean out over those little windows. I’d like to go back and see that again!
GUESS THE ‘SCOW, EARN SOME POINTS
So y’all know Geoguessr, right? Well, my wonderful husband made a Moscow map for me because I’m beyond homesick and I neeeeeeeed the Palouse.
It’s super fun. Go check it out!
I also love how I lived in Moscow for about 23 years total and still don’t know the damn street names.
Some Days I Really Miss Vancouver
Today, for whatever reason, is one of those days.
So here we go with random Google Streetview screencaps of Vanland, ‘cause I’m sad and my blog is as pathetic as I am.
My first place in Vancouver. It was a shithole. I wonder if it still has as many silverfish in it as it did when I was living there.
I visited this Superstore a lot during the summer of my thesis defense. It was a pain in the ass to walk to, but it was the closest Superstore to my apartment.
I walked across this bridge a lot.
PERSON, NO! You’re in the middle of Kingsway!
This park was the place I walked to on that one summer day in 2010 when I was feeling all claustrophobic in my apartment and had to get out and do something. It was only like half a mile from my apartment, but it was more than I had voluntarily walked in a long time (sad, I know). And it felt good. I mark this walk as my first walk walk and the thing that started all this current madness and obsession with walking.
Yay.
In This Blog: Claudia’s Jet-Setting Suitcase Says “Screw You” to Cold Temperatures and Goes to California Instead
Today, I went from Moscow/Pullman (PUW) to Seattle (SEA) to Calgary (YYC).
My suitcase, however, did not. It went from Moscow/Pullman (PUW) to Los Angeles (LAX) to Calgary (YYC).
????
Luckily, my nine-hour layover in Seattle meant that my suitcase still got to Calgary before I did, despite its little adventure.
I like Sea-Tac; I’ve spent a decent proportion of my life there. It’s a nice airport. Nine hours, though, is a little too long of a layover. At least I got a lot of semester prepping done and still had time to walk around a little bit.
Hoorah.
I am IN MOSCOW
Also it’s Christmas. Merry Christmas.
I spent most of the day in various airports, but at least I got to walk/run this morning before I left. So yay!
In the spirit of Christmas, have a beautiful rendition of Carol of the Bells.
BYE!
Oh, Canada…
Also, Calgary has a ton of walking/biking paths.
It’s one of the main reasons I love this city.
TIL having Reddit-based ScooterGangs makes a city more livable
Hi.
Every year, The Economist does an assessment of ~140 cities for their Global Livability Ranking. This year, Calgary ranked as the fifth most livable city in the world and the most livable city in North America. The rankings are based on the averagings of the results of five metrics: stability, healthcare, culture and environment, education, and infrastructure.
So that’s kinda cool.
If you’re interested in the report, you can download it from here.
TIME TO RETURN FROM THE CABIN
WHY IS EVERY MAJOR ROAD IN CALGARY UNDER CONSTRUCTION I MEAN SERIOUSLY IS THAT NECESSARY
It’s a long drive back from the cabin. I used to love long trips (whether they were in cars, planes, whatever), but now I’m not a big fan of them. I still really dig airports, though; not sure what that’s all about.
I also really liked staying in that hotel in Seattle when my layover was so long that they kicked me out of the airport.
Random hotel nostalgia time?
Anyway. This blog did not go where I thought it would, but I can’t remember what else I was going to say, so there you go.
Sorry, I’m stressed out about the upcoming semester and I already miss my mom.
Edit: IT’S ALLERGY SEASON! TIME TO SNOT LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW
TIME TO GO TO THE CABIN
We’re all leaving in a few minutes to head down to Nate’s parents’ cabin. I’m pretty sure my mom is going to hide somewhere out there so that she doesn’t have to go back to work next week.
Maybe there will be kayaking.
There will definitely be hot dogs.
We will also put the rain shroud on our tent before it starts raining this time.
I Love Calgary
I really do. It’s a big enough city that you can get that big metro feel in certain parts of it, but it’s so spread out that there are a lot of places you can go and not feel like you’re in a big city at all.
And the river path. Holy gods, I love that river path. Miles and miles of uninterrupted walking with no threat of murderous cars? Give it here.
I love the weather, too, even though this past February made me want to throw myself into the sun (because at least then I’d be warm). I much prefer the temperature swings of Calgary (hot “near-90s” summers to cold “WHY ARE MY INSIDES FROZEN” winters) to the dreary rain of Vancouver.
I mean, I loved Vancouver too, but for totally different reasons and not with the same depth that I truly love Calgary.
(And I hated the rain. Ugh.)
Under the Tucson Sun
This is a really well-done set of drone captures of Tucson. It’s got some neat transition effects in there that kind of set it apart from your typical time lapse/drone flyover.
Also, CHVRCHES song.
Whining Time!
When I’m in Calgary, I miss my mom and Moscow.
When I’m in Moscow, I miss Nate, Jazzy, and Calgary.
LIFE IS HARD
SCOOPTITY BOOO
I really miss Moscow. Like, I’m not sure if I could live here again just due to the fact that it’s pretty hard to walk 15 miles in such a tiny town without taking the trail to Pullman all the time, but it does really feel good to come back here every once and a while. I like knowing that I’m at most like three miles away from home anywhere in the city and I like how quick and easy it is to walk to Walmart/Safeway/Winco and get nonsense stuff.
And how cheap everything is.
Also, MOM!
MOSCOW-BOUND
I’m heading to Moscow for a bit, YAY! We’re driving back from Calgary today and then I’m in the ‘Scow for like two weeks.
Rockin’.
Edit: $163.27 wheel of cheese? It better be…gouda.
Moscoooooooooow
I am SO FREAKING HOMESICK RIGHT NOW.
I’m glad I get to go back to Moscow in half a week or so. This has been a very long spring/summer following a very busy winter semester and I really miss my mom.
I also really miss Moscow itself, despite how difficult it is to do my daily 15 miles there without looping the hell out of all the streets.
WOO!
Home
Calgary is a very pretty city.
Flavors Gonna Flave
One of my favorite things I’ve “discovered” on my walks is the giant Stoney Trail bridge that shoots over Bowness Park.
The first time I walked into Bowness Park I had no idea where I was going (as per usual), so I just kept walking west. The further in you go, the less “park” it becomes and instead becomes much more “wood.” Then, when you’re in the thickest part of it, bam!
This giant concrete structure just comes out of nowhere and swoops over the park. It’s so surreal-looking against the woods that it’s almost startling.
But in a good way. I really like the contrast.
Anyway. I discovered this last summer but only just took my first picture of it, so you get to hear about it now.
Happy birthday.
Zoom North
Headed back up to Calgary today. Not ready to go back. I want just a bit more time in Moscow.
Edit: THIS KOKANEE FOOT HAS SIX TOES
BACK IN THE ‘SCOW
I am BACK IN MOSCOW AGAIN!
It always feels good to come back for a little while. It’s not quite the same now that my dad’s no longer living here (meaning my mom and I can’t go crash over there and visit, haha), but it’s still fun.
Calgary’s great; I love the big city, I love Canada, and I love pretty much everything else about it here (except CHEESE IS TOO FREAKING EXPENSIVE), but it’s nice to “escape” back to tiny old ‘Scow for a bit.
And buy $1.77 bags of shredded cheese from Winco.
ALSO. Did you know that there is no Colby-Jack cheese up here? I don’t know about the rest of the country, but Colby-Jack is not a thing in Calgary.
Which is dumb, ‘cause Colby-Jack is life.
Anyway.
IDES OF APRIL
Remember that map thingamapoop that you can color in based on where you’ve lived and how long you’ve lived there?
Probably not, ‘cause that’s not super descriptive or specific. So here’s mine from 2013.
Here’s the updated map to reflect my current state.
(Or province.)
(That was a really stupid joke, sorry.)
That’s…not as different from the 2013 one as I thought it would be, haha.
Want to move to Van? Watch this.
Accurate.
I still miss it there every once and a while, though. My time at UBC was hell on earth, but the city was cool when it wasn’t trying to drown you in rain.
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