Category Archives: Sports

Are You Ready for Some BASEBALL?!?

So Nate found this six-part series on the Seattle Mariners and it is absolutely enthralling. Only parts 1-4 have been uploaded so far, but the next installment involves ICHIRO which is really the first thing I can remember about the Seattle Mariners. Check out the vids here (I’ll just post them all here once they’re all uploaded):

(That third one is intense.)

Seriously, even if you’re not really a baseball fan, this is super interesting.

Bonds. Barry Bonds.

Even if you don’t follow baseball, you probably know the name “Barry Bonds.”

Well, want to see how good of a player he would have been even without a bat? Check it:

All that data makes me hot, yo.

Also, baseball.
I miss baseball.

Spring Training!!!!!


Baseball season = the warm, sunny, long-days part of the year. The best part of the year. I neeeeed.

Oh, Astros.

Freaking Astros. Why? Why did you cheat?


The Astros were probably my third favorite team. Springer, Altuve, Correa, Bregman – I liked all of them. Now I’m sad.

Edit: oh my god:

This season’s going to be rough for them.

Congrats, Nats!

Okay, they earned that. Good for them!

I like a lot of Houston’s players, but Scherzer is great and I still dig Cabrera, so I’m glad they won it.

(Now let the Mets win it next year!)

Holy crap.

Cheering is absolutely a sport.
(So is marching band, fight me.)

How long must have all that taken to choreograph, learn, and perfect?

Fakeball Postseason Coverage 2019 OMFG

So I’m an impatient bastard and I want my Canadian Baseball League World Series results NOW.

Thus, rather than simulate day-by-day (like I’ve been doing the whole semester), I just did everything today so that it was all done and we know who won the World Series!


[Edit: I’m uploading this blog from SeaTac, actually, and I just realized that I forgot to save the related images on my flash drive. So since I can’t remember the details off the top of my head, y’all are going to have to wait until I get back to Calgary for the rest of this blog. Stay tuned! This will be updated soon. Sorry!]


Hello, peeps.

So the Mets’ season officially ended yesterday. SADNESS!

As I’ve mentioned, Twitter is basically my baseball info hub, and most of my liked Tweets are baseball-related (the rest are math/stats-related, walking-related, or PRIMO MEME CONTENT).

So as a little tribute to the end of the regular season, I present the Mets’ 2019 season in Tweet form! Enjoy.


Bonus nonsense:



Canadian League Baseball: Week 25 Summary

The (fake) baseball season (and the real one too, I guess) officially ended today! Here are the final standings going into the playoffs:


Here are the batting/pitching leaders:




Such a cool moment.

That is all.

Okay, time to root for the Braves

So the Mets officially got eliminated from playoff contention today.


But we can still live for the chance that Alonso beats Judge’s rookie home run record. He’s so close!

Canadian League Baseball: Week 24 Summary

The Canadian League leaders have been determined! Still waiting on a few in the National League, though.


All the simulation pitchers are getting hurt, so it’s probably a good thing the season is almost over.

Canadian League Baseball: Week 23 Summary




Also, Simulation Jose Reyes got his 2,000th hit.

Canadian League Baseball: Week 22 Summary

We’re starting to see some teams eliminated from contention! It’s sad. Poor Vancouver. Hamilton’s killing it, though.


Canadian League Baseball: Week 22 Summary



That is all.

So As You All Can Probably Tell, I Really Like Baseball Now

The number of baseball-related posts has been increasing over the past few years, huh? If you’ve known me from high school or college, you know I’m not really into sportsball. Take the Vandal football games, for example. I really didn’t pay attention to the football at all because I didn’t care; I was just there for the marching band experience.

But baseball is different, and I figured I’d take a few minutes to explain why (in case you’re wondering why the hell there are so many baseball posts when I’d really never talked about sports before).

Let’s do it!

My mom used to watch the Braves a lot when I was a young kid (she liked their announcers). I don’t remember too much from my first few elementary school years (apart from coos and other miscellaneous nonsense that doesn’t matter), but it seems like my mom had baseball on every night during the season. I was too young to really understand it (or at least I didn’t seem to care enough to try to understand it past the basic premise), but the sound of a baseball game (and that freaking tomahawk chop chant the Braves fans do) triggers serious nostalgia for me.

Apart from my grandparents being obsessed with Mark McGwire during his steroid home run era and that one year that the Mariners were good, I never really watched much baseball after that. I didn’t know the teams, I didn’t follow who won the world series, I didn’t really even think about it much.

Fast forward a whole bunch to 2015. Nate and I started living together in June of that year. He’d expressed that he liked baseball and I told him I liked it too (even though I was definitely not up on current baseball news/players/etc. and I definitely didn’t have the knowledge of the game that he had). So at some point he decided to get a subscription to MLB TV so that we could watch the Mets (his favorite team).

But it wasn’t really until the 2016 season where I really got into it. I started to know the game better (thanks mostly to Nate, haha). I started to know the players and become invested in them. I got more familiar with the teams, leagues, and the general competition.

Now I love it. I love all the stats. I love all the weird little things that can happen in a baseball game. I love how long the season is and how that means that there are so many opportunities for teams to hit winning or losing streaks. I’ve got, of course, my favorite players.

Plus, it’s something I enjoy watching and discussing with Nate. I can also watch and enjoy it while still having my music blasting on my headphones, so that’s always a plus.

I don’t know. I just really like it. It’s exciting to me.

(Apologies, though, to anyone who reads my blog who doesn’t like baseball, haha.)

Canadian League Baseball: Week 21 Summary

We’re getting down to the end of the season!


There have been like seven squabbles this past week, haha. Lots of suspensions. But Simulation Robinson Cano got his 300th hit, so that’s neato.

Canadian League Baseball: Week 20 Summary

More fakin’ with the baseball type stuff. WOO!


Canadian League Baseball: Week 19 Summary

Now we’re starting to see a little more separation.


Also, Simulation Cespedes is hurt again. KEEP HIM OFF THE RANCH

Canadian League Baseball: Week 18 Summary


Simulation Cespedes’ foot is broken, which is the pinnacle of this game being a fantastically realistic simulation of actual baseball action. Simulation Nimmo got Rookie of the Month for July, though, so that’s cool!

Canadian League Baseball: Week 17 Summary



The Gold and the Blues are having a rough time of things. Too cold and too rainy, respectively, I guess.

Canadian League Baseball: Week 16 Summary



They’re all still relatively close, given how deep we are into the season. It’s probably because the talent is so equally spread out, as opposed to the freaking Yankees having everyone.

More Baseball, Sorry

So I bought Out of the Park 20 because it was on sale and now I’m screwed because now I’m addicted to the baseball card game that’s built into that version and oh god I’m going to have to alternate between OOTP 18 for my Canadian simulation and OOTP 20 for cards and life is all baseball all the time and oh god

Canadian League Baseball: Week 15 Summary

Things are starting to separate a liiiiiittle bit more.


Simulation Scherzer is out for the season with a torn flexor tendon in his elbow and I am Simulation Sad.

Hey Now, You’re an All Star

(Did I use that title last year?)

I love the All Star Game, yo. I don’t remember if Nate and I watched it the first few years we watched baseball together, but I know we watched it last year. This was after they’d removed the rule that the winning league gets home field advantage in the World Series, which meant that the players could take things a little less seriously and make it more fun. They mic’d up some of the players, which is what they did this year as well.

It’s cool to see so many talented players all at once. Super fun! Hooray for McNeil, Alonso, and deGrom!