Category Archives: Health

A Migraine Prodrome?

While on my run this morning, I started feeling really, really weird. I sometimes get this super strong “déjà vu”* sensation, and that was happening so severely this morning that I actually had to stop running for a second and just try to let my brain chill out before I could continue. I also just felt off all morning, and the combination of these things made me think that I was going to end up getting a migraine sometime soon.

And so guess what happened this afternoon?

Fortunately I was done with the ASHA adjudication meeting that I had to go to in the morning, but unfortunately I was about two blocks out from my office and on the way to FreshCo. Another fortunate thing though was that I noticed the vision stuff right as it started, which means I took some Excedrin immediately. The faster I take the meds as the vision stuff begins, the better it seems to do in terms of making the actual headache part more bearable.

So that was fun.

At least it didn’t happen while I was running.

*It’s not déjà vu, but that’s the closest thing I can think of to describe it. It’s almost like what I would describe a smell to be like in terms of how it permeates my sinuses and head, but it’s obviously not that, either.

Huh…

I just finished another pair of shoes (500+ miles), which meant that in addition to starting the new pair, I saved and exported the old pair’s mileage from my iPod so that I could start the count anew with the fresh pair.

As mentioned somewhere previously on this blog, I’m not actively going for a new mileage record this year (which has been incredibly demotivating), mainly because I’m pretty sure my entire family would want to throw me in the river if I were to obsess over mileage even an iota more than I did last year.

So when I checked my mileage progress for this year so far as I entered the new miles in my little spreadsheet, imagine my surprise when I found this:

  • Cumulative miles from January 1 to May 2 in 2023 (my record year so far): 2040.27
  • Cumulative miles from January 1 to May 2 in 2024: 2125.24

UM.

But then I realized that 1) I had not yet bumped up my daily mileage to 18 miles in 2023 by this point in the year, and 2) I had not yet run a marathon distance in 2023 by this point in the year, whereas I’ve done multiple marathons, multiple 50 Ks, and a 60 K so far this year.

Still, though, I was not expecting the mileage to be that close and for 2024 to be (even a little bit) higher.

I’m going to have to try really hard not to use this as a sign from the universe to go for a new mileage record.

Really, really, really hard.

Also, I’ve taken over 101 million (recorded) steps since I moved to Calgary, which is pretty sweet.

Sixty

It’s done, yo!

My first 60 kilometer (37.28 mile) run.

This was NOT The day to do this. I was not in the mood to run today, I felt like garbage this morning, I got up later than I wanted to, and I ran approximately 18 consecutive miles into 30 mph headwind.

(Hence the terrible pace)

But I did it anyway because I’m stubborn like that.

So this is currently acting as my virtual ultra for the Calgary Marathon. Will I do another one of these? Possibly, if for no other reason than to overwrite that terrible pace.

But the distance has been accomplished at least once, and that’s fine with me.

Early Morning Vrooming

I was planning on just doing an 18-mile run this morning because we were going to head to Nate’s parent’s place for an overnight stay, but plans fell through and I ended up doing a 50k instead.

Because I’m that kind of person now.

I probably could have gone for my 60k if I had taken water with me. The drinking fountains aren’t on yet and by the time I was at mile 28 or so it was starting to get quite warm out.

So maybe next weekend.

Oh. Also. For the first twenty miles or so, I’m just minding my own business, thinking about all the weird stuff I always think about on my runs…but then guess what song pops into my head?

It was stuck in my head for ELEVEN MILES.

Freaking AI.

Adventures in Running: Ultra Marathon, Non-Potable Water, and Waiting to Die

Ha.
So.

Today I went for a run. Nothing unusual there. I was aiming for at least 29 miles, but was hoping to do another 50k because it’s been a while and I REALLY need to get my mileage up for the 60k coming in May/June.

The run was really nice. Not too hot, not too cold, not too many people out, and I was deliberately trying to take it a bit slower than normal so that I wouldn’t completely burn out if I decided to go for the 50. Also, rather than run through the icy/slushy/wet hell that is Sue Higgins Park (a dog park), I took Nate’s advice and crossed the river to run on the other side.

I also did this because there were public bathrooms there that I was sure I had gotten water from last summer (we had walked down there with my mom).

So all was going well. The other side of the river was WAY nicer than the dog park side, and when I got to 14.5 miles, I turned around to head back home with the intention of stopping at the public bathroom (mile…18?) to grab some water with my little collapsible silicone cup.

Luckily there was no one in there, so I just held my breath (Covid fears…yes, I know, I know…), filled up the cup all the way, and went back outside to drink it.

Tasted kinda off, but not too bad.

Went back in to get some more just to wash out my mouth a little.

And when doing so, I noticed the big sign on the wall: “DO NOT DRINK THE WATER”

Sooooo…yeah. Apparently I’d just drank non-potable water.

(Which is weird, because I’m sure that I drank from that sink last year, hence my not even considering there was a “don’t drink the poop water” sign anywhere)

So I spent the rest of my run wondering if/when I’d experience any negative side effects from that.

I did do 50k, though, and was actually able to run up our hill at the end of the distance, which is not something I thought I’d be able to do at mile 30.5.

So maybe the poop water gave me extra power?

We’ll see if I die in the next few days, haha.
(One can only hope.)

Ew.

This is…this is disgusting.

“So while the rest of the world seems to have moved on from the pandemic, in our house, it is still 2020. We wear masks when we go into public indoor spaces. We don’t eat inside restaurants. We don’t go to movies. We have people take COVID tests before they enter our house. All this leaves me feeling torn between two emotions. I want to keep my husband safe and healthy. But I also want our old life back.”

Before that quote, she talks about how her husband is immunocompromised and how his first COVID infection left him very ill. And how she’s pregnant. And how there’s still so much more we don’t know about COVID yet.

Like…I want my old life back, too. But it’s gone. I don’t think we’ll get back to that for a long time (if ever).

This whole thing is also something I fear. I’ve never had COVID (as far as I know) and thus don’t suffer from long COVID, but I’m still cautious as hell because I don’t want to get COVID and risk the chance of long COVID. My family members put up with my cautiousness for now and still (to some extent at least) maintain a level of caution themselves, but what happens when they decide to stop? What happens when they decide that my caution is unwarranted and not worth keeping up masking in public spaces or being careful around others (even if they probably don’t have COVID)?

What happens when our levels of caution are no longer compatible? I feel like I’m going to be masking still for a long time, especially given my job. How much longer will my family want to put up with my caution?

I don’t know. And it’s not a fun thing to think about.

Running Worries

So my ultra marathon is in like three months and I have barely been able to train for it at all because the weather’s been ass. I don’t train like a normal person because my body is truly weird, so my training process is “increase the long run mileage by one mile each weekend until I hit the desired distance of 60K (37 miles).”

Right now I can run a marathon distance without much trouble (I run one every weekend I’m able to run outside), so I’m going to need about 11 weeks to hit my goal.

BUT TIME IS RUNNING OUT

Part of the problem is that yes, I have a treadmill, but there’s no way in hell I could ever run that far on it. I can barely do 14 miles and 18 (my treadmill version of my weekend “long run” when I can’t go outside) is really tough.

So I won’t be able to work on increasing my distance until I’m able to (consistently) run outside.

Like…last weekend was great! 27 miles outside, no problem. But this weekend is too freaking cold (and snowy) to be doing anything outside,* so I had to do a short “long run” and not work on increasing my miles.

It’s just frustrating. It also doesn’t help that I was just really lucky with the weather last year this time and had no problem ramping up the mileage to hit marathon distance prior to the end of May.

*I walked the 1.5 miles to North Hill after running and I felt like I was in some sort of Antarctic storm simulator.

STILL GOT IT

It’s good to know I can still do a marathon even though I haven’t been able to get outside and run that distance in several weeks.

I hate being stuck inside.

OH, and I lost another toenail. Kinda. This is just like the top layer of one of my toenails, but that still counts, right?

PUT IT IN THE TOENAIL BAG!

(Also, absolutely no nausea today, so who the hell knows.)

Claudia vs. NSAIDS (I think the NSAIDS won)

Alternate Title: How I Possibly Destroyed My Stomach Lining with Ibuprofen and Am Now, Ironically, in Tons of Pain

Alrighty, sit down, it’s story time, you little nerds.

So I take ibuprofen when I run, and I’ve been doing so since…well, probably since I started running. I actually don’t know. Maybe once I started going the longer distances. Anyway. I’d take a single ibuprofen for my “regular distance” runs during the week (I did two of these, so two ibuprofen total) and two ibuprofen for my “long run” on the weekend.

So four total per week.

That’s not really that much, in my opinion. But I guess over a long period of time (several years) it adds up.

But I never had any issues, so I figured it was fine.

Now let’s fast forward to July of last year. That was when I angered my sartorius muscle and it hurt to even just walk. But because I’m me and I’m insane, I still wanted to run while the muscle healed. So I started taking two ibuprofen before every run. That adds up to six per week.

Again, not too much in my opinion. But I kept up this dosage even after my sartorius healed (mainly out of fear) and have been taking six per week for about eight months or so.

Well, I’m pretty sure I’m starting to experience some side effects of that practice. I’ve been dealing with some frequent bouts of nausea and pretty bad upper abdominal discomfort. Not pain in most cases, but this feeling of pressure and…churning? I don’t know how to describe it.

Anyway, over the past few weeks, I’ve had to walk/run inside on my treadmill because the weather has been ass. Every time I run, I take my ibuprofen. But I’ve been getting really bad nausea/discomfort/pain/other gastrointestinal stuff that YOU DON’T NEED THE DETAILS TO IMAGINE hitting me just a few miles into the run.

Which makes running horrible.

I thought it was the treadmill at first. I’m so used to running outside that I figured the different tempo and stride involved with running on the treadmill was just upsetting all my insides and making me feel like garbage. I experimented a little bit with different speeds and such, but nothing helped.

Then I realized it might be the ibuprofen. I looked up stomach damage from NSAIDS and found a list of basically all the symptoms I’ve been having.

Soooo that’s fun.

I’m going to switch to Tylenol for a bit and see what happens. I doubt the symptoms will just stop if it is what I think it is, but maybe they won’t get worse.

Who knows!

Want My Workout (Running) Playlist?

Yes you do, don’t lie.

  • All About Wicked Wonderland – NilsOfficial
  • Are You Ready to Go – SATV Music
  • Bad Romance – Lady Gaga
  • Barbie Dreams (feat. Kaliii) – FIFTY FIFTY
  • Barbra Streisand – Duck Sauce
  • Blinding Lights – The Weeknd
  • Boss Bitch – Doja Cat
  • Call On Me – Eric Prydz
  • Call On Me (Live) – SYNTHONY
  • Can’t Hold Us – Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
  • Candy Girl (Sugar Sugar) – Riverdale Cast
  • Club Can’t Handle Me – Flo Rida
  • Cotton Eye Joe – Rednex
  • Crab Rave – Noisestorm
  • Damn Son – Tobu
  • Don’t Wake Me Up – Diamond
  • DVNO – Justice
  • End of Time – Beyonce
  • Eros and Apollo – Studio Killers
  • Euphoria – Muse
  • Everybody – Nicki Minaj
  • Exit the Premises – Kevin Macleod
  • Feel This Moment – Pitbull
  • Frantic Feathers – The Snake Charmer
  • Gimme More – Britney Spears
  • Girlfriend – Avril Lavigne
  • Gone – JR JR
  • Good Girls Gone Bad – Cobra Starship
  • The Hampster Dance Remix – Hampton the Hampster [this is a banger, fight me]
  • Heads Will Roll (A-Trak Remix) – Yeah Yeah Yeahs
  • Hello (Single Edit) – Martin Solveig & Dragonette
  • Here It Goes Again – OK Go
  • Hey Baby – 4-2-4
  • Hollaback Girl – Gwen Stefani
  • Hot N Cold – Katy Perry
  • I Love It (feat. Charli XCX) – Icona Pop
  • International Love – Pitbull
  • Levels – Avicii
  • Levels (In Reverse) – Avicii
  • Light It Up – Major Lazer
  • Living On Video – Pakito
  • Lose My Breath – Destiny’s Child
  • MmmmBop (Workout Remix) – Power Music Workout
  • Mo Bounce – Iggy Azalea
  • More – Usher
  • Ode To The Bouncer – Studio Killers
  • One O Six (A.N.D.Y. Remix) – Jupiter
  • Peanut Butter Jelly – Galantis
  • Pork and Beans – Weezer
  • RAININ’ FELLAS – Todrick Hall
  • Rain On Me – Lady Gaga & Ariana Grande
  • Shake It – Metro Station
  • Shout Out to My Ex (Workout Remix) – Power Music Workout
  • Single Ladies – Beyonce
  • Sleepyhead (Haydn Hoffman Remix) – Passion Pit
  • Some Say the Devil Is Dead – Ceol
  • Sorry – Justin Bieber
  • Starships – Nicki Minaj
  • Stronger – Kanye West
  • Stupid Love – Lady Gaga
  • Super Bass – Nicki Minaj
  • Superstar – Toy-Box
  • T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever) – will.i.am feat. Mick Jagger & Jennifer Lopez
  • Tarzan Boy – Bango
  • Take a Chance On Me (Workout Remix) – Power Music Workout
  • Technologic – Daft Punk
  • Telephone (feat. Beyonce ) [Electrolight Remix] – Lady Gaga
  • Tell Me Ma – Sham Roc
  • This Is So Good (Radio Edit) – Ehrencrona
  • Viva La Vida – Coldplay
  • What a Feeling – Peter Luts & Dominico
  • Where Them Girls At – David Gutta
  • Wind It Up – Gwen Stefani
  • Work Bitch – Britney Spears
  • Work This Body – WALK THE MOON
  • http://www.nevergetoveryou – Prozzak
  • 45 (Radio Mix) – Stars on 45

Rec it Ralph

Man, this place looks nice.

It’s like the Tucson YMCA on steroids.

If 1) this was closer to our place (it’s an hour bus ride there) and 2) I wasn’t still terrified of doing anything indoors without a mask, I would seriously consider a membership here.

Though being able to access Anytime Fitness…anytime…is really nice for weirdos like me that don’t have a normal sleep schedule.

Maybe someday I can go back to the gym…

Sp-sp-sp-speed

Well I hit that resolution a lot faster than I thought I would.

I think I was so fast* this time because it’s been a while since I’ve gotten to run outside and my body was just so happy about it that it wanted to go zoom!

A pace faster than 9:00 sustained for 26 miles is really fast for me.

Now my legs are going to fall off, haha.

Edit: MY QUAAAAAAAAAADS

*By “fast” I mean “subjectively fast for me.” This would get me laughed out of contention for any real competitive marathon race.

Seattle Marathon Swag

Dudes, isn’t this a pretty medal?

One of these days I’ll run a race in person, I swear.

I’m just still scared of COVID.

(And can’t travel during the semester.)

Awooga

(This has absolutely nothing to do with anything I did today, but that’s like half my blogs anyway, so whatevs.)

So I have two different directions I go when I go on my long runs. At the bottom of our hill at the River Path, I either go:

1) left, heading east until I hit the Bird Sanctuary, then I head south until I get to my turn round point, or
2) right, heading west into Bowness Park and then turn north into the Scenic Hills and Tuscany neighborhoods until I get to my turning point.

The first route is WAY flatter than the second route. Observe:

Elevation change for the first route:

Elevation change for the second route:

Note the y-axes in those.

You’d think the first route would be easier, right?

Eh. It’s a lot more monotonous than the second route, and also it’s uphill (even very slightly) on the return trip. The second route is much more varied in terms of scenery and  neighborhoods and it’s basically downhill the whole return trip, which is really nice, haha. Especially on a marathon+ run.

Does anyone actually give a crap about this? Nah. But again…that’s like half my blogs.

NUMBER ONE

My first marathon of the year!

I didn’t make it an official resolution or anything, but I’d like to run a marathon a week if possible. There are going to be weeks where it’s too cold to run outside or too smoky or too hot (and there’s no way I can run a whole marathon on the treadmill) so this is not a “EVERY WEEK OR ELSE” thing, but if I can, I’m going to try to do a marathon for my weekend long run each week.

Am I already going to miss a weekend next weekend because it’s supposed to be like -17? Probably. Haha.

Also, this sign:

This is right where I start/end my run, haha.

It’s Not Even a Contest Anymore

It’s time for that racing chart of my cumulative walking/running miles from year-to-year.’

Where’s the glitz? Where’s the glamor? Where’s the excitement?!

It’s not there. 2023 trumps all.

2024 will (likely) not eclipse 2023, so there may be some excitement next year.

But since it’s tradition, here it is.

Walk da Walk, Run da Run (2023 Edition)

Is it walking/running stats time yet?

YES??
WOOOO!!!!

Here are my walking stats for January 1, 2023 to December 31, 2023.

Total number of days walked/ran: 365
Total mileage: 6,515.09
Total number of steps: 14,228,321
Total calories burned: 479,577
Total walking/running time (minutes): 95,233.67 [that’s about 66.13 days]
Average speed (mph) per walk/run: 4.55

6,515.09 miles is approximately the great circle distance between San Diego, California and Naples, Italy or between Helsinki, Finland and Cape Town, South Africa.

I beat last year’s mileage by almost 1,000 miles. Almost. I should have tried harder.

Anyway.

I’m pretty sure Nate will divorce me if I keep ramping this up, so I took the preventative measure of only walking 16 miles today, as the first day of the year basically sets the precedent for the rest of the year.

Edit: the fact that I’m not going to be breaking an old record this year has taken away a big portion of my already very tiny will to live. So that’s fun.

TEN THOUSAND

So as I’ve mentioned on here several times, my goal this year was to walk/run 10,000 kilometers, or 6,213.712 miles. I wasn’t sure I’d be able to do it, but all the marathon/ultra marathon training really boosted my mileage (as did bumping my daily minimum to 18 miles instead of 17…and bumping my weekly “off day” mileage minimum to 6 miles) and I was able to hit my goal today! I actually hit it during the first half mile of my marathon run this morning, so that’s pretty freaking cool.

And just to put some perspective on things, last year’s mileage of 5555.55 was the furthest I’d ever gone in a year before this year.

Now am I going to take the next two weeks off?

HA. NO.

Like everything else I do, I’m going to keep pushing it. I may not be able to get to the next biggest mileage marker of 6,500, but I should at least be able to add a few hundred onto what I’ve got so far.

Which is why I’m not doing any sort of big distance analysis today. I’ll save that for January 1st like I always do.

BUT WOOOOOO!

6×1000

Bros, I hit 6,000 walking/running miles today!

Remember back when 5,000 miles was my goal and how much work that was? Yeah, add another 1,000 miles on top of that.

Now I just need to do about 200 more to hit my ultimate goal of 10,000 kilometers for the year. And assuming I don’t die, I should be able to do that in the last month of the year!

Woo.

Ultra

GUYS, I DID IT

I ran an ultra-marathon!*

50K (31.1 miles) to be exact. It took me five hours, but I did it. Got a badge on my Garmin, too.

Turns out breaking through that marathon barrier is much more mental than it is physical (though I kind of figured it would be).

Now…any other year, this distance would be sufficient. But because the Calgary Marathon is celebrating it’s 60th year next year, the ultra-marathon distance has been increased from 50K to 60K. So I need to tack on another 10K (6.2 miles) to what I ran today. That’s another hour-ish of running.

Can I do it?
I guess we’ll see!

It’s so nice, though, to have this distance accomplished.

*I guess any distance longer than a marathon is technically an ultra, but 50K is the generally accepted “shortest” ultra distance in most cases when it comes to actual races.

Longest run AND fastest marathon time?

I’ll take it.

I felt really good today. Like…I felt like I could have gone 50k (31 miles), but I figured I should NOT make that big of a distance jump, just to be safe.

This was counting for my (virtual) Seattle Marathon run, too, so that’s neato.

Edit from mid-December: swag shirt! This one looks super cool (that’s the back of it).

AHEM

This is a very natural sleeping pattern for me and something that I will default to if given even the slightest opportunity. Lately I’ve been crashing in my chair around 9 PM, waking up when Nate goes to bed, then going to “actual” bed around 2-3 AM. It just works for me. My phases aren’t four hours long, but that’s because I’m a weirdo and don’t need much sleep anyway.

I am a FREE RADICAL

Today was a 27-mile run into a new region of Calgary. Behold!

(Also my fastest marathon time)
(Also, it’s wild that I’m still running in shorts in mid-November)

The area circled in blue is new to me. I’m right up against the edge of the city!

Am I going to apologize for posting a running blog every weekend?
No. No I’m not.

Claudia and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Blood Circulation

So the temperature has tanked here and OH MY GOD I AM SO FREAKING COLD

My hands can’t handle this, yo. My hands can barely handle 40-degree weather, let alone teens or negatives.

I don’t know how I used to go on 15-mile walks in like -15 degrees back in like 2018/2019. I suspect doing so is what’s destroyed my fingers, though. They are SO sensitive to cold now it’s actually kind of scary.

I should probably go to the doctor and see if I actually have Raynaud’s (even though I don’t get the color-changing skin) or if there’s something else going on.

Baltimore Swag

So I’m going to count one of my previous marathons as my Baltimore Marathon run (unless I do one tomorrow), so here is said swag from the completion of the virtual Baltimore Marathon!

Shirt:
It’s nice to have one that’s long-sleeved. It’ll be nice in that “too cold for tanktop but too hot for jacket” weather.

Medal:
I had to take a video to demonstrate exactly how cool this medal is.

Done!