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Text2Personality

So I found an interesting thingy. From the website: “This service applies linguistic analytics and personality theory to infer attributes from a person’s unstructured text.” Basically, you can use someone’s Twitter account (with or without replies) or a body of text and see what’s what with their personality.

Let’s give it a shot!

My Twitter* sez:

“You are a bit critical, skeptical and can be perceived as indirect.

You are self-focused: you are more concerned with taking care of yourself than taking time for others. You are reserved: you are a private person and don’t let many people in. And you are self-conscious: you are sensitive about what others might be thinking about you.

Your choices are driven by a desire for prestige.

You consider independence to guide a large part of what you do: you like to set your own goals to decide how to best achieve them. You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done.”

Eh, I suppose. Traits:

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And here’s the results from entering the text of that Vancouver thing I wrote. It’s probably the longest “personal” thing I’ve written in a long time:

“You are inner-directed, shrewd and strict.

You are independent: you have a strong desire to have time to yourself. You are empathetic: you feel what others feel and are compassionate towards them. And you are calm-seeking: you prefer activities that are quiet, calm, and safe.

You are motivated to seek out experiences that provide a strong feeling of well-being.

You are relatively unconcerned with both tradition and achieving success. You care more about making your own path than following what others have done. And you make decisions with little regard for how they show off your talents.”

Traits:

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Twitter’s more accurate, I think, but that’s probably because my nonsense tweets have zero filter and are basically me just rambling about garbage.

 

*Yes, I still hate the fact I have a Twitter and, on occasion, tweet. Feel free to hate me.

Myers-Briggs

I’m still very much an INTJ. Though this test has me much stronger on the N than any other test ever has (I’m usually just a little bit more on the N side than the S side).

 

sf

 

“You have many creative thoughts. You always try to turn your ideas into fact tirelessly reaching your goal that you set for yourself. You can understand the connotative model of the outer world and think with a long-term perspective. Once you make a commitment, you make a plan and accomplish it. You are very independent and skeptical. You always have a high standard no matter if it’s for yourself or other people.”

Do auditioning court jesters have to provide a portFOOLio?

Hey so remember that Advanced Global Personality Test I take like twice a year?

Remember how I keep forgetting to do that twice a year?

WELL I DID IT NOW NOT THAT ANYBODY CARES HURHURHUR.

sds

Trait snapshot (bold ones are ones I agree with): neat freak, organized, worrying, phobic, fears the unknown, irritable, pessimistic, emotionally sensitive, fears chaos, risk averse, fragile, unadventurous, depressed, frequently second guesses self, does not like to stand out, perfectionist, hard working, likes to be alone, clingy, dependent, practical, cautious, takes precautions, good at saving money, suspicious, busy, altruistic

If I had to pick a song that was “me”…

…it’d have to be this.

I don’t even know why. But it speaks to me on a genetic level.

Is the National Hunters Association considered a “hunter gatherer”?

A Big Five-type test: http://www.signalpatterns.com/personality_survey

Haha. Well. We know what I am, don’t we? I’m surprised I have an “Assertive” circle at all.

“Responsible”, “Buttoned-Down”, “Astute”, “Competent.” I sound like the most boring person ever.

Also, “Excitable” + “Passionate” = me spazzing about R.

Blah, nervous about tomorrow.

Post New Add

HA I didn’t forget. I thought I would.

Hahaha, polarized results much? I’m strange.

Trait snapshot: depressed, introverted, neat, needs things to be extremely clean, observer, perfectionist, not self revealing, does not make friends easily, suspicious, irritable, hates large parties, follows the rules, worrying, does not like to stand out, fragile, phobic, submissive, dislikes leadership, cautious, takes precautions, focuses on hidden motives, good at saving money, solitary, familiar with the dark side of life, hard working, emotionally sensitive, prudent, altruistic, heart over mind, unadventurous

Fail me not, WordPress, and let me post!

This was always one of my favorite theories of personality for some reason.

Hahaha, I’m so pathetically not assertive.

Also this:

Short blog is short.

Weekends suck

I had a really super craptastic day today. So all you get is this:

From OKCupid: “Personality traits are based on answers to Match Questions as compared to the OkCupid population. The length of a bar represents how strong that trait is [compared to the average scores for your age] and how confident Staff Robot is in the analysis.”

In other news, I have to redo my “About” page. I’ll do it later when I don’t feel like jumping off a bridge.

Dear Middle of Nowhere:

Go die.

My Global5/SLOAN type is RLOEI.

I am: withdrawn, loner, moody, dislikes crowds, avoidant, not big on fun, socially unskilled, not that interested in others, overwhelmed by unpleasant feelings frequently, depressed, requires lots of time alone to recharge, socially awkward, hard to get to know, feels defective, averse to change, low self confidence, dislikes small talk, dislikes touchy feely types, private, not prone to complimenting others, driven by own personal gain, pessimistic, self absorbed, indifferent to the feelings of others, does not easily forgive, inflexible, skeptical, embarrassed easily, tense, lower energy level, attracted to things associated with sadness, very suspicious of others, does not believe in human goodness, interested in intellectual pursuits, does not put the welfare of others ahead of self, lonely, not known for generosity, unadventurous, doubting, quick to judge others, discontent, hard to understand, wounded at the core, believes in a logical answer for everything, worrying, uncooperative, agnostic/atheist tendencies, has anxiety, not physically affectionate with most people, feels second place is not good enough, frustrated when people don’t live up to expectations.

I should be a: researcher, scientist, research scientist, scholar, academic, librarian, historian, university professor, astronomer, data analyst, book editor, research assistant, library assistant, genetics researcher, novelist, philosopher, analyst, systems analyst, bookseller, computer scientist, archivist, biotechnology, mathematician, statistician, neurologist, policy analyst, author, museum curator, biologist, strategist, philosophy professor, copy editor, biochemist, research psychologist, technical writer, geneticist, environmental scientist, history professor, archeology, aerospace engineer, information technology, political scientist, physicist, editor, art historian, anthropologist, botanist, forensic scientist, medical researcher, publisher, forensic anthropologist, Egyptologist, freelance writer, paleontologist, biomedical engineer, microbiologist, ecologist, geologist, software developer, software engineer, virologist, computer programmer, chemist, engineer

I boldfaced the ones with which I agree.

Test is here!

Sorry, I love similarminds.com and I am currently insanely bored.

My favorite color is the missing shade of blue

This is perhaps one of the strangest “tests” I’ve ever come across.

Odd. Interesting.

Life is K

Party time with BBC Science!

My results from the Big Personality Test (these are all listed in the link above, by the way)

My results from the Art and Personality Test

And perhaps most interesting in my opinion, my results from the Big Risk Test

 

Check these tests out, they’re awesome.

Get a job!

Long, long ago (2005) in a galaxy far, far away (Seattle) I went and got professional aptitude testing done. It was super cool and involved a lot of different tests. One of these tests was the simple Holland Code or the Holland Occupational Theme. By answering a bunch of questions, the test gives you three of six letters, each corresponding to a personality type in the context of a working environment. The letters are A (artistic), I (investigative), R (realistic), C (conventional), and E (enterprising).

For whatever reason I was reminded of this test this afternoon. I don’t remember what my old results were, but I found an online version and took it again. Apparently my strengths lie in I, C, and A, in that order. With this code, my “recommended careers” include: archivist, statistician, anthropologist, desktop publisher, technical writer, or mathematician.

Here’s the link to the test I took. What’s your three-letter code and corresponding occupations?

Apparently, I’m Doc

 This afternoon I found a thingy called the Snow White Theory.  It involves a quiz that will give you your “dwarf personality” in a group setting.  Quiz is here.

This was quite fun. I’m also pleased to be pegged as a Doc. Doc was always my favorite dwarf. Highlights from the “Doc” page:

  • Doc people are very career-focused, and fit into the corporate/medical/academic world quite naturally. They are constantly scanning their environment for potential problems which they can turn into solutions.
  • Although Docs are not naturally tuned into other people’s feelings, these individuals frequently have very strong sentimental streaks. Often these sentiments are very powerful to the Doc, although they will likely hide it from general knowledge, believing the feelings to be a
    weakness.
  • There is not much room for error in the world of Doc. They dislike to see mistakes repeated, and have no patience with inefficiency.

That last point is why I had such a beef with the U of I.

Bitty Blog

Hey look, it’s that thing I do bi-yearly. WOO!

Trait snapshot: depressed, introverted, neat, needs things to be extremely clean, observer, perfectionist, not self revealing, does not make friends easily, suspicious, irritable, hates large parties, follows the rules, worrying, does not like to stand out, fragile, phobic, submissive, dislikes leadership, cautious, takes precautions, focuses on hidden motives, good at saving money, solitary, familiar with the dark side of life, hard working, emotionally sensitive, prudent, altruistic, heart over mind, unadventurous

Was Ockham’s razor a Gillette?

This is fun.

Trait snapshot: depressed, introverted, neat, needs things to be extremely clean, observer, perfectionist, not self revealing, does not make friends easily, suspicious, irritable, hates large parties, follows the rules, worrying, does not like to stand out, fragile, phobic, submissive, dislikes leadership, cautious, takes precautions, focuses on hidden motives, good at saving money, solitary, familiar with the dark side of life, hard working, emotionally sensitive, prudent, altruistic.

 

 

Today’s song: Sick Muse by Metric

Petition to Stop Hammer Time

I actually don’t know if this is the right test…it seemed a lot shorter this year.

Anyway. Because I’ve done it like 6 times before.

  Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion

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36%

Stability

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10%

Orderliness

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90%

Accommodation

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36%

Intellectual

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90%

Interdependence

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10%

Mystical

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20%

Materialism

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20%

Narcissism

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40%

Adventurousness

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70%

Work ethic

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90%

Conflictseeking

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20%

Need to dominate

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30%

Romantic

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50%

Avoidant

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90%

Anti-authority

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10%

Wealth

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60%

Dependency

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40%

Change averse

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90%

Cautiousness

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70%

Individuality

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90%

Sexuality

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10%

Peter pancomplex

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60%

Histrionic

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80%

Vanity

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50%

Artistic

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70%

Hedonism

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20%

Physicalfitness

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30%

Religious

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10%

Paranoia

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Hypersensitivity

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10%

Indie

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30%

Take Free Advanced Global Personality  Test

 

Apparently, I am: depressed, introverted, neat, needs things to be extremely clean, observer, perfectionist, not self revealing, does not make friends easily, suspicious, irritable, hates large parties, follows the rules, worrying, does not like to stand out, fragile, phobic, submissive, dislikes leadership, cautious, takes precautions, focuses on hidden motives, good at saving money, solitary, familiar with the dark side of life, hard working, emotionally sensitive, prudent, altruistic, unadventurous
WOO!

 

Today’s song: In Zaire by Johnny Wakelin

As usual…

The test I do bi-yearly.

Advanced Global Personality Test Result

Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability || 10%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence || 10%
Mystical |||| 20%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Conflictseeking |||||||||| 40%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic || 10%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Anti-authority || 10%
Wealth |||||||||| 40%
Dependency |||| 20%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Sexuality || 10%
Peter pancomplex |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||| 40%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 60%
Hedonism || 10%
Physicalfitness |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Religious || 10%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity || 10%
Indie |||||| 30%


Mr. Gorbachev, tear the roof off the sucker!

Well, it’s that time of year again!

 

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion

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30%

Stability

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10%

Orderliness

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Accommodation

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38%

Interdependence

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10%

Intellectual

||||||||||||||||||||

86%

Mystical

||||||||||||

43%

Artistic

||||||||||||||||||

76%

Religious

||

10%

Hedonism

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23%

Materialism

||||||||||||||

56%

Narcissism

||||||||||||||||

70%

Adventurousness

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Work ethic

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Humanitarian

||||||||||||||||||

76%

Conflict seeking

||||||||||||||

56%

Need to dominate

||||||||||||||

56%

Romantic

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16%

Avoidant

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83%

Anti-authority

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30%

Wealth

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36%

Dependency

||||||||||||

43%

Change averse

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Cautiousness

||||||||||||||||

63%

Individuality

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Sexuality

||

10%

Peter pan complex

||||||||||||||

56%

Family drive

||

10%

Physical Fitness

||

%

Histrionic

||||||||||||||||||

76%

Paranoia

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Vanity

||||||

30%

Honor

||||||

30%

Thriftiness

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23%

Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality test by similarminds.com

Trait snapshot: depressed, introverted, neat, needs things to be extremely clean, observer, perfectionist, not self revealing, does not make friends easily, suspicious, irritable, hates large parties, follows the rules, worrying, phobic, submissive, dislikes leadership, cautious, takes precautions, focuses on hidden motives, solitary, familiar with the dark side of life, hard working, emotionally sensitive, prudent, altruistic

OH GOD A TEST

It’s a trap!

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

 Extraversion

||||||||||||

50%

Stability

||

10%

Orderliness

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Accommodation

||||||||||||||

56%

Intellectual

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Interdependence

||

10%

Mystical

||||||

30%

Materialism

||||||||||||

50%

Narcissism

||||||

30%

Adventurousness

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Work ethic

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Conflictseeking

||||||

30%

Need to dominate

||||||||||

40%

Romantic

||||||

30%

Avoidant

||||||||||||||||||

80%

Anti-authority

||

10%

Wealth

||||||||||

40%

Dependency

||||||||||

40%

Change averse

||||||||||||||||||

80%

Cautiousness

||||||||||||||||

70%

Individuality

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Sexuality

||||||

30%

Peter pancomplex

||||||||||

40%

Histrionic

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Vanity

||||||

30%

Artistic

||||||||||||||

60%

Hedonism

||

10%

Physicalfitness

||||||||||

40%

Religious

||

10%

Paranoia

||||||||||||||||||||

90%

Hypersensitivity

||

10%

Indie

||||||

30%

Take Free Advanced Global Personality  Test

DNA

I could have sworn I’ve done this before, but I couldn’t find it anywhere. So here it is!
Generous Dreamer
You are a Dreamer
Your combination of abstract thinking, appreciation of beauty, and cautiousness makes you a DREAMER.
You often imagine how things could be better, and you have very specific visions of this different future.
Beauty and style are important to you, and you have a discerning eye when it comes to how things look.
Although you often think more broadly, you prefer comfort to adventure, choosing to stay within the boundaries of your current situation.
Your preferences for artistic works are very refined, although you vastly prefer some types and styles to others.
Though your dreams are quite vivid, you are cautious in following up on them.
You are aware of both your positive and negative qualities, so that your ego doesn’t get in your way.
A sense of vulnerability sometimes holds you back, stifling your creative tendencies.
Your independent streak allows you to make decisions efficiently and to trust your instincts
You are balanced in your approach to problem-solving, not letting your emotions hold you up.
You much prefer to have time to plan for things, feeling better with a schedule than with keeping plans up in the air until the last minute. Your decisions are well thought out, and you’re not the least bit impulsive.
You do your own thing when it comes to clothing, guided more by practical concerns than by other people’s notions of style.
You are Generous
Your awareness of those around you, along with your nuanced perceptions of the world at large, makes you the GENEROUS person that you are.
You value time to yourself and understand how rich your private world can be—you know that you don’t have to go wild to have a good time.
You are excited and energized by ideas and often enjoy things more through observation than through experience.
This tendency gives you an appreciation for different perspectives and opinions about the world.
Being as aware of others as you are doesn’t mean you find it easy to trust them immediately—this is something that happens more slowly for you.
Despite this, you are aware of the complexities of many situations and are reluctant to pass judgments on others.
Although you have fewer friendships than some people, those that you have are meaningful and are important to you.
You value spending time alone—it is while reflecting on the world around you that you often learn something new about yourself or begin to understand something that’s been bothering you.