Tag Archives: fake baseball

Canadian League Baseball: Week 25 Summary

The (fake) baseball season (and the real one too, I guess) officially ended today! Here are the final standings going into the playoffs:

09-29-2019-a

Here are the batting/pitching leaders:

09-29-2019-b

WOO!

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Canadian League Baseball: Week 24 Summary

The Canadian League leaders have been determined! Still waiting on a few in the National League, though.

09-22-2019

All the simulation pitchers are getting hurt, so it’s probably a good thing the season is almost over.

Canadian League Baseball: Week 23 Summary

PLAYOFFS APPROACHETH
TEAMS ARE GETTING ELIMINATED FROM CONTENTION
HEARTS ARE BEING BROKEN AS WE SPEAK

Ahem.

09-15-2019

Also, Simulation Jose Reyes got his 2,000th hit.

Canadian League Baseball: Week 22 Summary

We’re starting to see some teams eliminated from contention! It’s sad. Poor Vancouver. Hamilton’s killing it, though.

09-08-2019

Canadian League Baseball: Week 22 Summary

OH GOD FAKEBALL

09-01-2019

That is all.

Canadian League Baseball: Week 21 Summary

We’re getting down to the end of the season!

08-25-2019

There have been like seven squabbles this past week, haha. Lots of suspensions. But Simulation Robinson Cano got his 300th hit, so that’s neato.

Canadian League Baseball: Week 20 Summary

More fakin’ with the baseball type stuff. WOO!

08-18-2019

Canadian League Baseball: Week 19 Summary

Now we’re starting to see a little more separation.

08-11-2019

Also, Simulation Cespedes is hurt again. KEEP HIM OFF THE RANCH

Canadian League Baseball: Week 18 Summary

08-04-2019

Simulation Cespedes’ foot is broken, which is the pinnacle of this game being a fantastically realistic simulation of actual baseball action. Simulation Nimmo got Rookie of the Month for July, though, so that’s cool!

Canadian League Baseball: Week 17 Summary

BALLIN’.

07-28-2019

The Gold and the Blues are having a rough time of things. Too cold and too rainy, respectively, I guess.

Canadian League Baseball: Week 16 Summary

BASEBALLING UPDATE!!!!1!11one

07-21-2019

They’re all still relatively close, given how deep we are into the season. It’s probably because the talent is so equally spread out, as opposed to the freaking Yankees having everyone.

Canadian League Baseball: Week 15 Summary

Things are starting to separate a liiiiiittle bit more.

07-14-2019

Simulation Scherzer is out for the season with a torn flexor tendon in his elbow and I am Simulation Sad.

Canadian League Baseball: Week 14 Summary

07-07-2019

Eventful week!

Simulation Curtis Granderson got his 300th home run.

Simulation Jake Arrieta and Simulation Rich Hill both pitched complete game shutouts.

The All-Star Game happened! The National League beat the Canadian League 5-3.

Canadian League Baseball: Week 13 Summary

I had seven consecutive sub-14-minute miles on my walk today.

I AM MADE OF SPEED

Here is baseball.

06-30-2019-a

Hahaha, what the hell, Victoria?

06-30-2019-b

And Simulation Cespedes is hurt. Because of course he is.

Canadian League Baseball: Week 12 Summary

06-23-2019

Vroom! Calgary’s still holding on.

Canadian League Baseball: Week 11 Summary

More fake ballin’, yo.

06-16-2019

The NL West has a tight race right now. Poor Expos, though, haha.

Canadian League Baseball: Week 10 Summary

We’re ten weeks into the (fake) season! Here’s what’s what:

06-09-2019

Simulation Adrian Gonzalez got his 2,000th hit, so that’s kinda cool.

Simulation Matz is hurt, though, so that’s not cool at all. ALL THE SIMULATED METS PLAYERS ARE HURT WHAT THE FREAKING CRAPPLES

Canadian League Baseball: Week 9 Summary

FAKEBALL IS HERE ON SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAYS!!!!

(Sorry, I’m hyper)

Here’s the standings after nine weeks:

06-02-2019

It’s going to be interesting to see if there’s less separation between the team performances than there was in real life in 2017 due to the fact that the super talented players are more spread out across all the teams instead of with the teams with the most money. We’ll see!

Canadian League Baseball: Week 8 Summary

Here are the standings at week 8. Simulation Cespedes is hurt and Simulation Chase Utley hit for the cycle, so y’know, that’s great.

05-26-2019

Canadian League Baseball: Week 7 Summary

Here are the standings at week 7! We’re starting to see a little bit of separation now.

05-19-2019

Poor Yukon and Yellowknife. It’s too cold up there for baseball, haha.