Category Archives: Humor

“What’d I do?”

I still get this song stuck in my head every once and a while. Remember when US politics weren’t quite as insane as they are now?

My dad had a magnet of that shot of Clinton getting slapped, hahaha.

And the Howard Dean scream is great.

Ronn Lucas

This guy is insanely talented. The delay part is great.

The Manly Hour

Me after washing my hair and brushing it all back like I used to do when I did drag:

Are jokes about voyeurism peek humor?

[You’re getting a lot of YouTube vids right now because I’m super busy, sorry]

ScrubDaddyOfficial means business.

Do not cut the Scrub Daddy in half, lest you be cut in half by ScrubDaddyOfficial.

Ugh.

This is hilarious (due to his reactions and voice) but also really depressing. And kind of disgusting.

KotH

Hahaha, this is a fantastic use of the King of the Hill theme song.

(I used to watch a lot of KotH with my dad on Friday nights.)

p00t

I feel MEH today so have this:

The end.

HAHAHA

It’s good to know 5secondfilms is still as high quality as it used to be, oh my god.

Dumb Runner

So I don’t know how I’ve never run into these comics before (unintended pun), but they are absolutely hilarious and very relatable.

Favorites:

Relatable.

Also relatable.

This is why I’m scared of doing an in-person marathon.

A.I.merica

Ha, this is pretty great.

The best part is looking at all the weird little AI mistakes, like extra (fewer) fingers or misspelled stuff.

Like the “39” (?) on Michigan’s jacket.

Or Nevada’s little raptor left hand.

Ah yes, my favorite baseball team, the Cincinnati Redes!

‘Murica

Hahaha, oh my god.

I haven’t heard that song in a while. I remember a bunch of my friends and I stayed overnight in a hotel room right before (after?) high school graduation and we watched Team America.

So 2006.

What the dink is that noise?

I’m sorry, but this is the only acceptable “The Little Mermaid” remake that will ever exist.

I say “seven vaganyas” in my head more than I care to admit.

55

Pretty sure we had this guy at the drive-thru at Wendy’s back when I worked there.

Running: The Ultimate Drug

Hahahaha, this is hilarious.

“CHOP THE LEG!”

Johannes Brahms?!?!?!?!

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, oh my god.

“It’s good?!?!?!”

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

Thank you, Tumblr.

This is how I imagine I look when I’m running versus when I’m done and feel all accomplished, hahaha.

“Trains are blameless, holy creatures.”

I’m sorry, I’m sure I’ve posted this vid in some form or another on here, but it’s 4 AM, I’ve had sugar, and this is the most hysterical thing in the world right now.

“My earlobes WON’T STOP GROWING!” and “I’m gonna go throw myself in the thresher!” are lines that just randomly pop into my head sometimes.

Flashback

I randomly thought about this today, so now it’s a blog post.

Deal with it.

The Demented Cartoon Movie!

I’m pretty sure I’ve posted about this somewhere way back in the blog archives, but it randomly showed up in my “for you” on YouTube and it brought back SO MANY memories from junior high/high school. I used to watch this all the time and longed to have the skills/patience in Flash to make anything even half as long.

That “hmmmmmmmmmm” sound still goes through my head to this day.

LAWL

It’s 4 AM and I’m losing my mind over this, hahahaha.

Boundaries

Do better, y’all!

(This is great, hahaha)

Y’all remember this video?

This was like peak 2008 humor.

I know there were a lot of dubs of this scene, but this is the best one, haha.

Bri’ish

Hahaha, this is great:

The best comment: “It’s weird seeing a mix of animation with real-life Englishmen green-screened into the cartoon.”

The Bird is Unhinged

This is exactly the level of terror that the Duolingo owl inspires. Love it.

I also love how Duolingo itself has fully embraced the “this owl is a psychopath stalker and will not hesitate to use violence” in its own marketing campaign.