Category Archives: Animals

Zoo!

We took my mom to the Calgary Zoo today, and unlike the last time I was at the zoo, I actually documented this trip with more than just a single video of butterflies. OBSERVE!

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Also, here’s the peacock in action.

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Dear Kitten:

Okay, this is cute as hell.

“Vacoom.”

A Wild Calico Appears!

DUDES, this kitty looks a lot like Jazzy.

Doesn’t she? She’s even purring incessantly, which is one of Jazzy’s favorite things to do.

I love cats so freaking much, yo.

Pretty Girl

Here’s more Jazzy in the sun.

12-16-2018

I’m not very fun or interesting, but at least my kitty is pretty.

Cats

Hey poopers. So I said this last year, but the second half of last year’s blogs

Still
Haven’t
Been
Posted
Yet

And I don’t expect anyone to go back and read any of the garbage from the previous year. So I’ll say this again here: if any of you out there want to get me a Christmas present, I ask that you please donate to a cat shelter or cat sanctuary instead?

 

Cats > Claudia. This is not debatable.

Poor Jazzy

Jazzy had her dental surgery today. They took out her top two canines, cleaned the rest of her teeth, and cleaned out the ear that always gives her itchy trouble. She had the kitty derp face when we picked her up, but she’s recovering surprisingly quickly. She is purring and flopping and jumping on the furniture tonight, which is a good sign.

Poor girl. I was really worried that she’d think we were going to leave her there forever (especially given her background), but they said she was pretty chill throughout the whole process and looked like she was feeling better pretty quickly once she got home. Good girl!

CATZ

I’ve been having a really crappy week (and it’s only Tuesday), but then I watched some of JunsKitchen’s videos and felt a lot better. I posted a video of his a while back—he’s the guy who cooks while his cats watch—and he just seems like such a good, calm, cat-loving person that you can’t help but feel better after watching his videos.

Here’s where he makes sushi for his cats.


Here’s where he and his wife take his cats for a walk.

This is how cats should be treated, man.

LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS KITTY IN THE SUN

10-27-2018

That is all.

I almost forgot:

Nate and I met a super nice kitty on one of our walks a while back and we met him again today. Took a picture of him. His name’s Kevin.

10-22-2018

(Am I a creep for posting a picture of some other person’s cat on my blog?)

We also murdered a caterpillar by proxy by drawing Kevin’s attention to it (he had no interest in it until we tried to move it off the sidewalk and it started doing it’s “get away from me predator” thrash, which immediately made Kevin claw the hell out of it), so there’s that.

Monkey See Monkey OH GOD

Did you ever have Sea Monkeys as a kid? I did. Here’s an interesting documentary on what Sea Monkeys actually are as well as what a terrible person their creator was.

(Note: “holy shit he’s a terrible person” action starts at 10:57)

STALK THE STALK

Hahahaha, Nate sent me this picture of Jazzy today. She’s stalking across the barren wastelands of the coverless bed.

09-17-2018

Ready to MURDER.

Jazzy Again

So Jazzy jumped into Franklin’s old birdcage tonight.

She just swooped in there through one of those doorways. I heard this loud “BANG” like she had jumped on top of the cage, but nope. Inside instead!

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I go, “did you jump in that cage??” and she gave out such a confused little holler, haha. But then she jumped right back out.

What a sweetie.

Big Cats Rule

I am like 800 levels of sad, so here are a few videos of big cats getting snacks and treats.

Those tigers are beautiful.

Helpful Vancouver Vet

Like cats? Want to learn how to do “hard” things with cats, like brushing their teeth? Check out the videos by Helpful Vancouver Vet.

This guy, Dr. Uri Burstyn, is really good with cats. He’s got that “good cat guy” vibe.

He works at the ARBUTUS WEST ANIMAL CLINIC, so if you’re ever in Van and need a good vet…

Jazz Machine being Jazz Machine

Haha, I was looking through old pictures on the iPad and I found this one of Jazzy where she’s lounging not on one couch but both couches.

06-03-2018

Cat level: Expert

Predatory

Haha, this is what Jazzy does to her toy mice after a little while. She loves to gnaw on them and pull on their tails. For as beat up as this one is, I’m surprised it does still have its tail.

05-24-2018

She is a top predator.

Memory

Sometimes I swear I can hear Annabelle purrting in the other room.

Other times I can’t conjure the sound of her in my head and I worry that I’m forgetting her.

Nabokov would be pleased

I am in a CRAP MOOD because it’s been a CRAP SEMESTER but here are BUTTERFLIES, so that helps.

She’s beauty, she’s grace…

I can’t stop laughing at her face.

02-15-2018

Oh my…

She’s…she’s a rectangle.

01-13-2018