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Happy Halloween!

And happy midnight kickoff of NaNoWriMo!

So I’m definitely doing my tree story. I have no idea what the plot’s going to be yet, but I have two character names in mind. Considering this is the most I’ve ever had planned out before a NaNo, I figured why not.

Be prepared for a lot of tree posts.

(I tried to think of a good pun but I failed. Great start to the new month, huh?)

More Spookiness – 2008 Version

So remember on Monday when I said I didn’t want to talk about the Idler’s Rest thing ‘cause it was too freaky?

I want to talk about the Idler’s Rest thing.

Actually, my original post on it way back in 2008 was pretty short and crappy, mainly because when I posted it I was still freaked out by the whole thing. But given that it’s been awhile (and given that I’m still thinking about those Reddit posts, haha), let’s relive some trauma, okay?

ALRIGHTY!

So this happened in the summer of 2008. Rob and I usually took my mom’s car on the weekend—either Saturday or Sunday—to go on our little “dates” because we didn’t want to go to my dad’s house and we couldn’t go to his house because…yeah.

Anyway, on this particular day we decided to drive out to Idler’s Rest and just hang out there for the day. I think we brought a tent and camped out until it got dark, and then just sat in the car.

Actually, we put the back seats down and just laid in the very back looking up at the stars through the moon roof. And no, there was no perversion; what we were actually doing was debating free will and determinism, haha. I remember our debate lasted for like 5 hours and by the time it had mostly worn down it was near midnight.

Anyway, we kept talking for awhile until all of a sudden we both got really quiet. I’d gotten this extremely unsettling feeling—like our lives were in immediate danger. I look over at Rob and he whispered the same thing—that he suddenly felt like something was really wrong.

It felt like there was something right outside the car. It felt like it—and we were both feeling like if we were to get up off the back floor the thing, whatever it was, would see us and attack.

I am not exaggerating; I know it sounds super dumb, but we were both actually shaking because we really, really felt like we were in danger. I don’t know if it was an animal or a human, but I’ve never felt so scared in my entire life. It’s hard to describe exactly what it was like, but it was almost as if we could sense it trying to look into the car to see if there were people in it.

(I’m getting serious chills writing about this even though it’s been like six years.)

So we stayed as still as we could for like ten minutes and the feeling never passed, so eventually we decided that we’d motor to the front seats, chuck the keys in the ignition as fast as we could, and gun it out of there.

Which is what we did.

Even on the ride back into Moscow that unsettling feeling didn’t go away for either of us. Later, after I’d dropped Rob off at his house, he messaged me asking if I’d gotten home okay. We still were both feeling really, really scared. I actually checked the newspaper the next morning to see if there had been anyone killed out at Idler’s Rest (or in Moscow itself)—that’s how strong the feeling was.

It did finally go away by that next morning and neither of us could ever offer an explanation of why we’d felt that way, but we’d both felt it very, very strongly.

It’s still the scariest thing that’s ever happened to me, even though nothing really happened. It wouldn’t have been so scary, I think, if only one of us had felt so unsettled, but we both felt it and we’d both started feeling it at the same time.

Blaughghghg. I’m freaked out just thinking about it again.

Haha, happy early Halloween I guess.

Yo Dawg…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, INTERNET!

In celebration, have some…um…internet! Most of these are classics by this point, but they may not have been seen in awhile depending on how much you internet reminisce.

My Horse

All Your Base

Peanut Butter Jelly

Nyan Cat

Hamsterdance (closest thing I could find to the original site that would actually load)

Numanuma

And don’t forget old Google!

Google1998

Enjoy.

News from the Antarctic!

WHAT IS THIS (and why have I not heard about this discovery until now?).

In January of 2013, a photographer’s notebook was found at one of Robert Falcon Scott’s base camps in Antarctica.

(Scott, for those of you unaware, was a British explorer who raced for the South Pole in 1912 against Norwegian Roald Amundsen, but died on his return from the Pole after discovering Amundsen had reached it days earlier).

The notebook is a photographer’s notebook and belonged to George Murray Levick, a surgeon and photographer who had been part of Scott’s last expedition. In it are notes about photos Levick had taken at Cape Adare, which is on an itty bitty little projection of land off of Victoria Land (near the Ross Ice Shelf).

Those in charge of the Antarctic Heritage Trust say that they can match up Levick’s notes with many of the pictures that they’ve already got preserved.

How cool is that?

(I still want to go down there.)

Creeeeepy

Okay, yeah, I’m not sleeping tonight.

I generally find these more disturbing than your general “tell me something scary that happened to you” stories, though there is some definite overlap between those and some of the ones on that thread.

I’ve never had anything happen to me that’s quite as creepy/coincidental/goosebump-provoking as any of these, though that thing with Rob at Idler’s Rest was certainly the scariest thing that’s ever happened to me. But let’s not talk about that, huh?

Conduct of Code

OH MY GOD this looks like fun.

From the site (and in case you don’t want to click the link for whatever reason): “Project Euler is a series of challenging mathematical/computer programming problems that will require more than just mathematical insights to solve. Although mathematics will help you arrive at elegant and efficient methods, the use of a computer and programming skills will be required to solve most problems. The motivation for starting Project Euler, and its continuation, is to provide a platform for the inquiring mind to delve into unfamiliar areas and learn new concepts in a fun and recreational context.”

The problems look fairly challenging (at least, challenging in R, which of course is my programming language of choice, I mean c’mon), but at least it will give me a good excuse to practice!

Edit: hahaha, I’ve done like five of them already. But the rest look super hard!

Canadian Mall – Installment 19: Sunridge Mall (The Actual Mall This Time)

Hola!

So I went east again today for my walk and this time actually went INSIDE Sunridge Mall instead of walking around the outside of it and visiting the neighboring business. So here we go!

Mileage from home to mall (one way):
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Pros:

  • It’s a pretty big mall but wasn’t too crowded.
  • Lots of different clothing stores (including H&M!).
  • There was a massage place (can’t remember the name) that offered “water massages.” These apparently entail getting naked and sitting in a tanning booth-type thing in order to get pummeled by water jets. Sounds interesting.
  • Lots of different shoe stores, too. I’m not much of a shoe person, but I might end up going here to get boots at some point. THE SNOW IS COMING.
  • Got kids (or like toys)? Giant Toys ‘R’ Us.

Cons:

  • It is REALLY not easy to get here via walking, at least from my location in the city. It’s not a direct shot and you have to go through a bunch of industrial stuff to get there.
  • All the women’s bathrooms, except for one, were out of order.
  • There was a surplus of very young children there. I don’t know if they all mass-escaped from the Toys ‘R’ Us or what, but OH MY GOD. If your child can’t walk on his or her own yet, it’s probably not a good idea to let them loose in a mall.

Done!

Best Part of the Year

GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYZ IT’S SCHEDULE TIIIIIIIIIIIME!

Hi.

Okay, so…good news! I don’t have to take Stochastic Methods: U of C Version! I get to take two classes I REALLY am excited for!

Next semester’s classes include:

STAT 517: Practice of Statistics
This is technically for senior undergrads, but we can take up to two 500-level courses as grad students and have them count. This one is taught by my supervisor, Dr. Chen, and he recommended I take it, so there ya go. Apparently this is like a “real world stats” class intended for students going out into the work force as statisticians. Says the official description: “The emphasis is on how to address real world scientific and social issues by applying the various statistical methods acquired in the earlier years in a unified and appropriate way. This involves method selection, data handling, statistical computing, consulting, report writing and oral presentation, team work, and ethics.” Apart from the teamwork aspect, YAY.

STAT 621B: Research Seminar
This is a year-long course, so I’m already in it and know what it involves. It’s actually a cross-listed seminar required for all the statistics, pure math, and applied math students, and we all have to give a talk on a research topic of interest. This semester all the math people are going and it’s actually been really interesting stuff so far. I can’t wait ‘till I get to tell them about MEASURING MODEL FIT!

STAT 625: Multivariate Analysis
I’ve had like forty* multivariate analysis classes, but according to Dr. Chen, this one will focus more on the theoretical side rather than the applied side. Which will be super cool. If we get to do factor analysis, I’m going to pee my pants from joy.

ALSO:
U of I schedule is out!!!! Time to make my fake schedule for Spring 2015:

MWF
MATH 386: Theory of Numbers (9:30 – 10:20)
HIST 350: The Age of Enlightenment (11:30 – 12:20)
STAT 516: Applied Regression Modeling (12:30 – 1:20)
MUSA 317: University Chorus (2:30 – 3:20)

MW
ENGL 492: Advanced Fiction Writing (5:00 – 6:20) (I don’t care that I’ve already taken this)

TH
ART 241: Sculpture 1 (8:30 – 11:20)
PHIL 325: Existentialism (12:30 – 1:45)

Why does UI start offering the badass classes AS SOON AS I LEAVE? A lot of other good ones overlapped with these though (Concert Band, for one, which is why I’ve got University Chorus on there. I haven’t sung since elementary school but WHO’S GONNA STOP ME?!), so it would be hard to do this for real.

*Two. I’ve had two multivariate analysis classes.

F(l)ail

(This was supposed to be yesterday’s blog, but in the wake of the Ottawa incident, I decided to delay it until today)

The bad: So that midterm I had last Friday? 19/30.

The “good”: The class average on that midterm I had last Friday? 15/30. All the people I study with got 14s. The obscenely smart 2nd year guy got like a 25. A few people got a “see me” written on their tests by the prof (not sure who, though).

Seriously, a 19 out of 30 BLOWS HEAVY METAL DICKS, but I probably would have gotten a higher grade had I actually finished (I accidentally screwed up on one question and had to go back and correct a bunch of math and lost a lot of time), so there’s that. Also, a 19/30 is a 63%, which is actually a high C here. Also also, this midterm (and the next one) are each only worth 20% of our grade.

So I’m certainly not proud, but I’m not in panic mode (yet).

Edit: I talked to my supervisor (who teaches the class, haha), and he said my grade was actually one of the highest ones and told me not to panic. He said some people got 7s and 8s.

So yeah.

Happenings

So I didn’t hear about what was going on in Ottawa today until a fellow student came in my office and said that there was a gunman in Parliament and they didn’t know who was alive and who was dead, including the Prime Minister.

So I go to cnn.com and sure enough

I don’t know how much of this reached those of you in the States, but the gunman was killed inside Parliament and no government officials were harmed. A soldier standing on guard at the war memorial was shot (multiple times?) and has died of his injuries. Now the government/police officials are telling soldiers across the country to not wear their uniforms for the time being, as it is unknown if the gunman acted alone and it is suspected that all soldiers are targets for similar attacks. I’ve heard a few people say that they even shut down all the airports for a bit (not sure if that’s true, though).

Pretty scary, man. You don’t expect this type of thing in Canada. When Zack came to my office to tell me about this, I actually had to clarify if he was talking about the Canadian capital or Washington, D.C. (he didn’t say “Parliament”, just “the Capital”). It sounds like the whole country is really shocked.

Edit: read about Cpl. Nathan Cirillo, the soldier who was killed at the war memorial.

 

An Exploration of Crossword Puzzles (or, “How to Give Yourself Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in One Hour”)

Intro

Today I’m going to talk about a data analysis that I’ve wanted to do for at least three years now but have just finally gotten around to implementing it.

EXCITED?!
(Don’t be, it’s pretty boring.)

Everybody knows what a crossword puzzle looks like, right? It’s a square grid of cells, and for each cell, it’s either blank, indicating that there will be a letter placed there at some point, or solid black, indicating no letter placement.

Riveting stuff so far!!!!!

Anyway, a few years back I got the idea that it would be interesting to examine a bunch of crossword puzzles and see what cells were more prone to be blacked out and what cells were more prone to being “letter” cells. So that’s what I finally got around to doing today!

Data and Data Collection

Due to not having a physical book of crossword puzzles at hand, I picked my sample of crosswords from Boatload Puzzles. Each puzzle I chose was 13 x 13 cells, and I decided on a sample size of n = 50 puzzles.

For each crossword puzzle, I created a 13 x 13 matrix of numbers. For any given cell, it was given the number 1 if it was a cell in which you could write a letter and the number 2* if it was a blacked out cell. I made an Excel sheet that matched the size/dimensions of the crossword puzzle and entered my data that way. I utilized the super-handy program Peek Through, which allowed me to actually overlay the Excel spreadsheet and see through it so I could type the numbers accurately. Screenshot:

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Again, I did this for 50 crossword puzzles total, making a master 650 x 13 matrix of data. Considering I collected all the data in about an hour, my wrists were not happy.

Method and Analysis

To analyze the data, what I wanted to do was to create a single 13 x 13 matrix that would contain the “counts” for each cell. For example, for the first cell in the first column, this new matrix would display how many crosswords out of the 50 sampled for which this first cell was a cell in which you could write a letter. I recoded the data so that letter cells continued to be labeled with a 1, but blacked-out cells were labeled with a zero.

I wrote the following code in R to take my data, run it through a few loops, extract the individual cell counts across all 50 matrices, and store them as sums in the final 13 x 13 matrix.

x=read.table('clipboard', header = F)

#converts 2's into 0's for black spaces; leaves 1's alone
for (y in 1:650) {
  for (z in 1:13){
    if (x[y,z] == 2) {
       x[y,z] = 0
 }}}

attach(x)  #new x with recoded 0's and 1's

n = (as.matrix(dim(x))[1,])/13  #gives number of puzzles in dataset
bigx = matrix(rep(NaN, 169), nrow = 13, ncol = 13) #big matrix for sums

hold=rep(NaN, n) #create blank "hold" vector

for (r in 1:13) {
  for (k in 1:13) {
    hold = rep(NaN, n) #clear "hold" from previous loop
      for (i in 0:n) {
        if (i < n) {
        hold[i+1] = x[(i*13)+r,k] #every first entry in first row
    }}
    bigx[r,k] = sum(hold) #fill (r,k)th cell with # of white spaces
  }}

Then I made a picture!

library(gplots)
ax = c(1:13)
ay = c(13:1)
par(pty = "s")
image(x = 1:13, y = 1:13, z = bigx, col = colorpanel((50-25), "black", "white"), 
 axes = FALSE, frame.plot = TRUE, 
 main = "Letter vs. Non-Letter Cells in 50 13x13 Crossword Puzzles", 
 xlab = "Column", ylab = "Row")
axis(1, 1:13, labels = ax, las = 1)
axis(2, 1:13, labels = ay, las = 2)
box()

#optional gridlines
divs = seq(.5,13.5,by=1)
abline(h=divs)
abline(v=divs)

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The darker a cell is, the more frequently it is a blacked out cell across those 50 sample crosswords; the lighter a cell is, the more frequently it is a cell in which you write a letter.

And while it’s not super appropriate here (since we’ve got discrete values, not continuous ones), the filled contour version is, in my opinion, much prettier:

library(gplots)
filled.contour(bigx, frame.plot = FALSE, plot.axes = {}, 
col = colorpanel((max(bigx)-min(bigx))*2, "black", "white"))

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Note that the key goes from 25 to 50–those numbers represent the number of crosswords out of 50 for which a given cell was a cell that could be filled with a letter.

Comments

It’s so symmetric!! Actually, when I was testing the code to see if it was actually doing what I wanted it to be doing, I did so using a sample of only 10 crosswords. The symmetry was much less prominent then, which leads me to wonder that if I increased n, would we eventually get to the point where the plot would look perfectly symmetric?

Also: I think it would be interesting to do this for crosswords of different difficulty (all the ones on Boatload Puzzles were about the same difficulty, or at least weren’t labeled as different difficulties) or for crosswords from different sources. Maybe puzzles from the NYT have a different average layout than the puzzles from the Argonaut.

WOO!

 

*I chose 1 and 2 for convenience; I was doing most of this on my laptop and didn’t want to reach across from 1 to 0 when entering the data. As you see in the code, I just made it so the 2’s were changed to 0’s.

Claudia’s Miscellaneous Blog of Blogging and Miscellany (mostly internet stuff)

Hello reader(s)!

I was on campus from 7 until about 5:45 today, so all I wanted to do was screw around on the internet tonight. Hence, you get yet another craptastic blog! I doubt you’re surprised. BUT…I’ll change it up a bit and give it to you in numbered parts, how about that?

PART ONE: Vines!

BAnanaNA!

PART TWO: USA
The last time I played GeoGuessr (a looong time ago), they just had the world map and I could guess with moderate accuracy.
But now they’ve got a United States map (among other specific maps) and I’m MUCH better at that.

jjj

PART THREE: YATTA!
I totally forgot to post Irrational Exuberance that day I posted all those early-2000’s videos.

OHIO!!!!

PART FOUR: JAPANESE HISTORY
Massive crab. Massive damage. (Sean showed me this like six years ago and for whatever reason it was brought to my mind again today)

PART FIVE: FartParty McGee
I REALLY want to draw, but I can’t think of a good enough idea.

THE END!

Do my crappy posts get you down? Don’t despair! I have a “serious” post I’m working on that I’ll probably post soon. Lucky you!

TUKEY TUKEY BO BUKEY BANANA-FANA FO FUKEY ME MI MO MUKEY…TUKEY!

I had a migraine earlier but now I’m hyper as hell.

I haven’t walked more than like four miles in two days, and I feel like GARBAGE. My long walks are necessary for my sanity, yo. I can fantasize AND be (sorta) productive.

Now, have some 99 Red Balloons played with…red balloons. His facial expressions are great.

Stop blaming it on the bossa nova. The poor guy just wants some friends.

No Canadian Mall installment today, ‘cause the majority of the day was spent driving to EDMONTON with the rest of the new stats grad students.

It was pretty meh. You can tell that the city’s waaaay older than Calgary. Same thing with the university, which reminded me of UI except it was like 20 times bigger. It’s also flatter than hell up there. We drove down one hill and got all excited for the change in elevation.

Also this:

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The ride back was spent listing super nitpicky reasons why Calgary > Edmonton (examples: “Edmonton’s buses are ugly!”, “WE have a bridge that lights up, too!”, “OUR sunset is better!”, etc.)

Also, you’d think stats grad students would have high enough spatial skills (or memory) to recall where we parked the rental van.

Or how to get back out of Edmonton and onto the highway.

Nope.

A List of Things I’m Good At:

  1. Nothing.

In other news: Mammatus clouds!

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We be gettin’ the Chinook winds, which explains why it’s so freakishly warm today.

 

Book Review: Cyrano de Bergerac (Rostand)

Have I read this before: A looooooong time ago, yes. I can’t even remember when.

Review: Ah, Cyrano. Gotta love him. This play has always seemed like Voltaire meets Beckett as far as its style and wit go.

Also, did you know there was a real Cyrano? He was a French playwright and duelist (apparently those things went hand in hand quite frequently in 1600s France) who did in fact have a big nose, but not nearly as big as fictional Cyrano’s. Real Cyrano did in fact fight in the Thirty Years’ War and there was a Christian fighting alongside him (who did marry Cyrano’s cousin), though the details of that relationship don’t resemble those in Rostand’s play.

Edit: hahaha, oh my god, I really want to read Real Cyrano’s play, L’Autre Monde: ou les États et Empires de la Lune (Comical History of the States and Empires of the Moon). According to Wiki, “Cyrano travels to the moon using rockets powered by firecrackers and meets the inhabitants. The moon-men have four legs, musical voices, and firearms that shoot game and cook it.” That sounds FANTASTIC.

(Edit 2: Okay, yeah, this was more of a review of Real Cyrano than the play. But the play is good. Read it.)

Favorite part: Christian’s complete lack of wit is pretty great.

(This is after Cyrano had been feeding eloquent lines to Christian, who spoke them up to Roxane from down below her window. Eventually, Christian thinks he can speak for himself and tells Cyrano to beat it.)

Roxane:
Is that you, Christian? Let us stay
Here, in the twilight.
They are gone.
The air
Is fragrant.
We shall be alone. Sit down

There—so…
Now tell me things.

Christian:
I love you.

Roxane:
Speak to me about love…

Christian:
I love you.

Roxane:
Now
Be eloquent! …

Christian:
I love—

Roxane:
You have your theme—
Improvise!
Rhapsodize!

Christian:
I love you so!

Roxane:
Of course.
And then? …

Christian:
And then…oh, I should be
So happy if you loved me too! Roxane,
Say that you love me too!

Roxane:
I ask for cream
You give me milk and water. Tell me first
A little, how you love me.

Christian:
Very much.

(This goes on for like another two pages, it’s great.)

Rating: 7/10

I Write Tragedies, not Sins. OH WAIT THAT’S WRONG—

START BLOG!

Finally updated my “About” page to reflect the changes that have occurred over the past few months.

Uh, yeah.

Also, I basically condensed 23 complete pages of notes onto 1 side of a 8.5”x11” sheet of paper for my midterm, ‘cause of my MINISCULE HANDWRITING!

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I always like it when professors allow “cheat sheets” on exams, mainly because by the time I’ve made the final version, I’ve written everything down so many times that I don’t even need the sheet on the test.

Which is probably half the point of making a cheat sheet anyway.

END BLOG!

HAVE SOME POOP

YouTube poop, that is.

I love YouTube poop and you can’t stop me. It’s an art form.

Singe-Worthy

Okay, I’m sure you’re all probably sick of hearing about my Canadian adventures by now, but I have to blog about this ‘cause it’s pretty great.

So awhile back (2012), a statue called the Wishing Well was installed in front of the Genesis Centre here in Calgary. The statue is a giant reflective bugger that looks like this (pic source):

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Not too bad, eh?

Well, apparently the $559,000 (!!) statue had to be removed recently, as its reflective powers of doom burned a hole in a dude’s jacket. The incident actually happened last year, prompting city officials to put a blue fence around the statue (which had actually been built for people to interact with it by going inside it and making noises). Since the jacket incident, officials (and the artist) have tried to prevent another singe by angling the sculpture, hammering it, and dulling the interior. But since nothing has worked, they finally decided to remove it entirely.

Okay. Now fast-forward to this weekend. On Saturday morning there was a huge underground electrical fire downtown which knocked out power to about 17 blocks of condos, apartments, and businesses in the nearby area (not where I live). I went to read Mayor Nenshi’s tweets about the fire and its possible cause and saw this tweet from someone else:

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Hahahaha. Best comment ever.

“Bambi…I didn’t know you could fly!”

Pretend for a second that you have no idea what a bird is. You know what beaks, feathers, wings, etc. are, but you don’t know what a bird is.
Now read the following:

Birds (class Aves or clade Avialae) are feathered, winged, two-legged, warm-blooded, egg-laying vertebrates.

Modern birds are characterised by feathers, a beak with no teeth, the laying of hard-shelled eggs, a high metabolic rate, a four-chambered heart, and a lightweight but strong skeleton. Extant birds have more or less developed wings; the most recent species without wings was the moa, which is generally considered to have become extinct in the 16th century. Wings are evolved forelimbs, and most bird species can fly.

Birds are social, communicating with visual signals, calls, and songs, and participating in such social behaviours as cooperative breeding and hunting, flocking, and mobbing of predators.

These are all from Wiki’s page on birds. You can’t tell me that from these descriptors that birds don’t sound fucking terrifying.

TOOTHLESS-BEAKED PREDATOR-MOBBING DEATH-BOMBS FROM ABOVE!

Okay, I’m done. Back to studying.

Canadian Mall – Installment 18: North Hill Centre

HELLO FOOLS!

Today I walked to North Hill Centre, a small little mall on 16th Avenue, sorta by SAIT.

Mileage from home to mall (one way):
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Pros:

  • Close to home. Takes about a half hour to get there.
  • It’s small. Kinda cozy. It’s like the Palouse Mall sawed in half.
  • There’s a WIG SHOP!
  • The C-Train runs right behind it.
  • There’s a moderate-sized branch of the public library behind it.
  • There’s a store in there called Alchemy Apparel which sells all this funky pop culture stuff. Looks interesting.

Cons:

  • Not a whole ton of variety if you’re looking for that.
  • I put this in the “pros” list but I guess it could be a “con” as well: it’s small. If you like to walk the mall, you’d be done in like 4 minutes.
  • I was there like half an hour before it closed on the Saturday before Thanksgiving, but I would guess that it gets a lot of C-Train traffic during peak hours.

And yeah, I know it was only like 2 miles from home; I made up for that by walking to campus, then going back to 14th street, walking up to 64th Avenue, over to Centre St., then home. 16 mile loop!

Claudia the Bad Blogger Gives You YouTube Instead of Actual Content

Let’s bring back some circa early 2000’s internet, shall we?

Yay!

(Sorry, it’s been a crappy day)

Book Review: The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Hugo)

Victor Hugo party central! Let’s do it.

Have I read this before: Way back in junior high. I actually think this might have been one of the first books on my list I read. Not the first first, but one of them.

Review: This story is intense, yo. Some of these reviews are hard ‘cause I was a Disney kid and thus always have the Disney versions in the back of my head somewhere. I don’t remember a freaking word of this from when I read it before, but I was actually surprised at some of the things that Disney kept almost directly from the story. Like Quasi holding Esmeralda up and yelling “sanctuary!” once he swung her into Notre Dame. And Quasi throwing rocks at and dumping molten metal on the dudes trying to break into the cathedral (granted, in Disney Movie Land they weren’t the tramps but the Frollo Army, but still). AND Frollo’s death.

I still feel bad for Frollo, man. I know he’s the “bad guy” and he’s creepy as hell at some parts of the novel, but Hugo does portray his torment as real and believable. The fact that he’s also shown as displaying quite a bit of compassion at parts makes him even more believable.

Favorite part: I feel weird saying this, especially since there are some super disturbing and sobering moments in this book, but parts of Hunchback are pretty hilarious. Oh my god.

  • The deaf judge trying to interrogate the deaf Quasimodo. “Now, here was a case that the law had not provided for—the deaf interrogating the deaf.” The consequences of this scene were pretty bad, but the scene itself is freaking great.
  • “Having reached the pillar gallery, he [Jehan] stood puffing for a moment then swore at the endless stairs by I don’t know how many million cartloads of devils.”
  • Captain Phoebus can’t get Esmeralda’s name right. He calls her “Similar” for like three pages.
  • “The thunderbolts of god are not hurled against a lettuce!”

Rating: 7.5/10

Walk the Walk

So I’ve been here a month now* and I’ve walked 231.4 miles around the city (488,593 steps).

Plot of walks over the last 30 days!

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I think my goal shall be at least 50 miles per week. Not sure how that will go, especially once I get busier at school (and once the temperature dives), but we’ll see.

YAY BIG CITIES!

*I’m not counting the first week, from September 1st to the 7th. That week sucked and I’m treating it as if it never happened. So there.

More Canada Stuff

Here are some results from the 2011 Canadian Federal Election regarding some important issues. These are somewhat old data, but it’s all still interesting. Here are a few:

1
Man, B.C. is like “screw the US.” Meanwhile, Quebec’s over there whispering, “save us!

2
Looks like most of Canada’s gun-ho! Get it??

3
This one surprises me. I’d think the Prairie Provinces would be all for the weed since there’s nothing else to do in the middle of flatland.

4
Quebec.

5
Quebec
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6

7
Alberta’s like, “Carbon tax? For what? What oil sands? What environmental damage? EVERYTHING’S FINE.”

Interesting stuff.