Category Archives: Miscellaneous

Claudia’s Big Bad List of Things that Piss Her Off

  1. Everything.

 

(Sorry, I’m in an incredibly bad mood for no other reason than people don’t shovel their sidewalks. It just kind of tipped me over the edge this afternoon. People are turds.)

A List for November

  • Unlike the first time I did grad school, I actually feel excited about doing my thesis this time around. I’m glad it will lead to more grad school, too. I kind of had a feeling it wouldn’t last time.
  • There’s going to be a Carl’s Jr. opening up here. Or maybe it already has opened. Isn’t that weird? I thought that was a southern US thing.
  • I have a very strong urge to work more on Prime, but my deal with myself is that I don’t get to work on it again until my thesis is done and defended.
  • (I should just shut up, ‘cause I totally failed at NaNoWriMo this year anyway. Unless I can write 50,000 words in four days. Which I probably can’t.)
  • I’m excited about my 10 year anniversary for blogging. That’s a long damn time to be clogging up the internet tubes with my nonsense.
  • DONE!

ZOOM ZOOM I’M A LOOM

UGH.

I’m completely burnt out on school, yo.

Screaming sun understands me.

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Have some gifs.

Crystals

Cube

Polygons

Spining Astronaut

Touch

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Edit: THIS IS FANTASTIC.

 

The List…The List…The List is on Fire!

  • The City of Calgary doesn’t need street sweepers. All they need is to have me walk around in the road and I’ll collect all the dust. Seriously, my feet/ankles/legs get ridiculously dusty on my walks.
  • In related news: My second toe on my left foot has morphed into a permanent callus. There’s no toe there anymore. Just callus.
  • I AM A KAZOO!
  • I am also really nervous about getting my grade back for the test I took on Thursday. Kazoos don’t do well on tests.
  • OH MY GOD
  • I haven’t had a migraine in a while. I hope my saying that doesn’t trigger one!
  • Have a picture I took a while ago of clouds over Calgary.

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THE END!

Dreamscope

This thing is super fun. Have some edited pictures of mine:

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September List: 2015 Edition

  • Nate has turned me into a Mets fan. I’ve always had a soft spot for baseball (it’s practically the only sport I enjoy watching) because the sounds of a game really remind me of my childhood because my mom ALWAYS used to have the Braves games on when we lived in Troy. It’s nice to be able to watch baseball again. Go Mets!
  • I still like these Blackberry Passport phones. They’re funky-shaped. It may even win out over an iPhone if I ever get a smart phone.

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  • (I’ll probably never get a smart phone.)
  • If Alaska is “home of the midnight sun,” I think Antarctica should be called the “home of the noon moon.”
  • If I ever become a supervillain (hey, you never know if grad school will work out or not), I want my name to be Phantom Sun. Though I guess Sean already decided back in 2008 that my supervillain name was Spectrum, so never mind.
  • Cornbread with whole kernels of corn in them are a goddamn culinary abomination. I came here to eat the BREAD part of “cornbread”, not the CORN part.
  • (I haven’t had cornbread in forever.)
  • Read about the concept of “almost surely” in math/stats. It’s pretty wild.

I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY!

Dr. Seuss for clouds: “Oh, the Places You’ll Snow!”

Oh my god, I want a Subway tuna sandwich so bad right now. It’s 3 in the morning, but hell, that’s when I usually have dinner anyway. Too bad the closest Subway is like 3 miles away (and is probably closed).

GOD, DELIVER UNTO ME A SUBWAY TUNA SANDWICH.

IT’S BEEN THREE MINUTES. I HAVE NO SUBWAY TUNA SANDWICH. ERGO, THERE IS NO GOD.

Logic.

(Sorry, I’m really hyper tonight.)

Some days I miss Vancouver.

And then I look at the weather there and think, “HAHA NOPE!”

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THIS JUST IN:

Blah.

That is all.

And I want cheese.

“I THINK IT’S DE SUNS?”

(Random Metalocalypse quote just because.)

A while ago I promised you pictures of my sun-faded walking clothes, so here they are.

Pants:

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Shirt:

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I’ve had these as my walking clothes for at least 2.5 years now, so they’ve been out over 3,500 miles. The back of my shirt is getting really worn through, too, ‘cause I always have some sort of backpack on when I walk and it rubs against the shirt the whole time.

THE AUGUST LIST

  • I’ve never understood why ordering a well-done steak is apparently the dining equivalent of book burning. I’ve had steak like once in my life, but I’d rather eat a charred piece of dry meat than something that’s actively bleeding. Why is that so wrong?
  • Here’s another awesome song from Nate.

  • Watch Community. It’s hilarious.
  • Is it sad that my little jaunt back to Moscow made me really homesick for it? I mean, I love Calgary and everything I’ve got going on up here, but for some reason I’m really missing Moscow now. And I still miss Vancouver a hell of a lot sometimes, too, despite how miserable I was over there. Bah.
  • Crap, I have to write a master’s thesis again. Don’t wanna.
  • So when I was writing last Wednesday’s blog, this happened:

SpellCheck

Word 2013 knows who SpongeBob is. The older versions didn’t.

  • My walking clothes are obscenely sun-faded. I’ll post pics whenever I remember to post pics.
  • Here’s a video of trees looking all wobbly through a rainy window pane back during the last storm here:

The August list is OVER!

Back to Calgary

My mom and I drove back to Calgary today. She’s going to spend about a week up here hanging out with us before driving back to Moscow. Which is good, ‘cause I really miss her.

And the border crossing was super easy!

Now have some .gifs, ‘cause I don’t have anything else to blog about.

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Cheeto Bowl

Color Infinity

Color Spiral

Colored Ball

I'm a Bus

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Moscow Dust (Warning: Gross Feet)

I wear little ankle-high socks when I walk. That’s the only time I don’t mind short socks.

Anyway, I walked about 8 miles today and I had these nice little dust leggings by the time I got back home. I would have had to walk more than 20 miles to get the same dust build-up in Calgary.

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Must be the dryness.

(Apologies for my gross legs; I didn’t have anything else to blog about today.)
(Also, I have the cankles of a god.)

HOT FLATTERY

I really like my clothes.

Is that like the most incredibly materialistic thing to say?

But seriously. I really like my clothes. I’ve spent a lot of years amassing clothes that are colorful and unique, and I’m very proud of my little collection.

I know that sounds super weird, but I am. I’ve got some pretty funky clothes, yo. Some of them I’ve had since high school.

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Sorry, I was just looking at my closet this morning and the rainbow made me happy.

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I went for a walk today. It was weird.

Reasons why it was weird:

  • There was a guy dragging a big screen TV by a rope as he walked down the sidewalk. It was a big TV—like a 62” one or something—and it was like he was out taking it for a walk. I asked him if he needed help, thinking he was dragging it to the curb to throw it away or something, but he was like, “nope, I’m good!” and kept walking it.
  • I saw four—yes, four—different couples walking around where the woman was holding a bag of groceries and the man was holding a watermelon. This wouldn’t have been as weird if the four sightings had been in a relatively concentrated area, but they were all over the place.
  • This kid (he was like 12 or something? I have no idea) rode his bike up to me while I was going up 14th street and started talking about the Illuminati.

Strange walk. Strange walk.

Sharing is Caring

IT’S 4 IN THE MORNING AND I’M SO FREAKING HYPER RIGHT NOW.

Holy gods, I miss teaching.

I’m going to bring this back because it’s fantastic.

This too.

2012, anyone?

The end.

(Sorry, I really don’t have anything good to blog about tonight.)

I DON’T HAVE A TITLE ALSKFAJLFKASDJG5SGA

I love living in Calgary, yo.

Downtown Calgary

I mean, I loved Vancouver, but that was different. I loved the city. It was my escape from everything else (mostly school and the fact that I had zero friends and the fact that I was so, so sad there). Here, I not only love the city but I love school and I (sort of) have friends and I have Nate and I have happiness!

It’s big enough population-wise that there’s the feeling of anonymity, but it’s big enough area-wise that there are good chunks of the city that don’t feel “big city” at all, which is nice for walking.

I also feel a weird connection with Calgary. It’s probably because the 1988 Olympics were held here just a few days after I was born. Which is a weird reason to feel connected to a city, but what are you gonna do.

Finally, everything that’s happened up here so far has made this the most accurate fortune cookie fortune I’ve ever received:

Fortune

 

Gwobba wubba?

I’m pretty sure we’ve screwed up the planet past the point of being able to fix it.

I mean, I’ve thought that for a while now, but the way the weather’s been acting this year (not just in Calgary but everywhere) and for the past, say, five years as well really suggests to me that we’ve gone past the tipping point.

Which is quite scary.

I didn’t think the major consequences of our destroying the planet were going to hit us in our lifetimes (the lifetimes of our children, yes, but not ours), but given what’s been going on, I’m going to say that they’ll be happening within the next 15 years or so, max.

Yup. Scary.

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UGH I HATE MY STUPID UGLY BODY

THAT IS ALL

The List: July 2015 Edition

Because I already have more bullet-point-worthy nonsense to say.

  • For some reason, I form an instant kinship with anyone who wears the same brand of shoes as me, even if I don’t know the person at all. I want to run up to them and say, “hey, did you know you could feasibly walk 1,400 miles in those shoes?”
  • I downloaded this song last month, but it’s freaking beautiful and worth a mention. Thanks to Nate for showing it to me!
  • I have a sudden urge to play Zeppelins: Giants of the Sky, but it doesn’t run on anything later than Windows XP. That game was awesome.
  • One of these days, I’m going to continue editing Prime. One of these days.
  • I really need a new desktop computer. My laptop is great, don’t get me wrong; it’s just that once I start doing mega simulations in R for my thesis, I’ll want to use a desktop for that.
  • Confession: I haven’t watched a single one of Achievement Hunter’s new videos since Ray left. I still love all the guys (and I’m sure new guys are hilarious, too), but it’s just not the same without Ray. I’m definitely going to keep watching the older videos, though. Over and over and over and over, haha.
  • You may have noticed I have ceased my Canadian Mall posts. That’s because I ran out of malls.

I HAD FEWER BULLET POINT ITEMS THAN I THOUGHT ALKSAJGLAKDJFA I FAIL

Here we go again…

Nate gets possession of the condo today, which can mean only one thing: TIME TO START MOVING STUFF!

You’d think I’d just be indifferent to the nonsense that is moving by now, given all the times I’ve done it, but I still dislike it. And that’s all we’re going to be doing this weekend. And it’s going to be like 90 degrees while we do it.

But at least we’ll have our own new place once it’s done!

Edit: oh thank god, the previous owners cleaned the condo. It was super gross when we saw it last but now it’s clean and we don’t have to spend three hours scouring someone else’s pee off the bathroom floor or cleaning out old gross food from the kitchen sink/stove/fridge.

This blog is trash.

And so am I!

The June List: 2015 Edition

  • I’m going to deliberately rickroll y’all here, but this is Never Gonna Give You Up at 8 kps and it’s super relaxing/concentration-promoting, at least for me.
  • Hahaha, it’s making me remember Lethargic Bieber, which is good for concentration, too. It really does sound Enya-esque.
  • UGH I have to get on a plane early Sunday morning and fly down to attend my grandma’s funeral. I’m done with flying and I’ve never been to a funeral, so I’m pretty nervous.
  • Random memory that just popped into my head: back in high school I was a total hooligan and I’d do all sorts of stupid stuff at lunch time to entertain my friends. One of my least inappropriate shenanigans was accidentally breaking a vending machine with a candy bar wrapper. One day I’d had enough change to get a bag of M&Ms out of the vending machine, and it didn’t take me long to eat all the M&Ms and want more (‘cause that’s what I do). I didn’t have any change left, so I wanted to see if I could get the vending machine to accept the M&Ms wrapper instead. I ended up jamming the whole money-accepting mechanics; the thing wouldn’t even take coins and it was kind of hissing and buzzing and sucking the wrapper in and out like it was possessed. I fled the scene before I could get caught. I’m still wanted in 5 states for similar crimes.
  • Tumblr is all aglow with Steven Universe-related stuff, and it all makes me want to give the show a try because the pictures/episodes sound interesting. Might have to do it.
  • I have to start packing my stuff for the upcoming moving day at the end of this month, but I have zero motivation to do so. It’s not that I don’t want to be moved into the new place—it’s that I don’t want to actually go through the moving process itself. I have done that more than my fair share for sure. At least I kept all my boxes that I used when moving to Calgary, and at least I’m not moving to a different country this time.
  • Good thing about June: the days are super long. Bad thing about June: for the rest of the year, the days will be getting shorter.
  • I’m already nervous about my thesis defense and that’s like 11 months away. DAMN YOU, VANCOUVER, DAMN YOU.

Okay, I’m done.

Edit: Woah, Steven Universe is legit.

OH CRAP I FORGOT HOW TO BLOG

GUYS.

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I’m hyper.

Also, you know you’ve been watching too much Food Network when you have a dream in which Guy Fieri breaks into your house, chugs the entirety of your salt shaker’s contents, and then blasts through the roof using his salt-powered rocket feet. Not rocket shoes, rocket feet.

Edit: holy crap, Guy is 47? He doesn’t look that old. Must be the salt.

Do-Re-Mi

Hey, so this is pretty cool. Ever wonder what your vocal range is in terms of being a bass/tenor/soprano/etc? Now you can figure it out! Watch the video, singing along with the notes. It’ll help you figure out your lowest comfortable note first, then your highest comfortable note. Then you can use this chart (or the one at the end of the video) to figure out what voice section of a choir you might be placed in.

My lowest comfortable note is a C3; my highest is the E6 (baaaarely). That puts me almost perfectly in the tenor to soprano range.

Cool!