Monthly Archives: August, 2015

Book Review: The Ox-Bow Incident (Clark)

WELL TODAY SUCKED.

But let’s not talk about that. Let’s do a book review instead.
Let’s review The Ox-Bow Incident by Walter Clark! Spoilers as usual.

Have I read this before: Yes! Summer of 2007.

Review: I like this book, man. It’s technically a western, which is about on par with fantasy in terms of being a genre that I’m not particularly fond of, but it’s a good book. It’s a story about a mob that goes out searching for a group of supposed cattle rustlers and murderers. There is a wide variety of opinions within the mob regarding the legality and moral implications of their plans (lynching the suspected rustlers/murderers once they’re found). Even though the book is written from the perspective of one of the drifters who kind of gets drawn into the mob, you really get a good sense of these different perspectives, especially the perspective of Davies, the man who is most strongly opposed to the lynchings. Despite a decent amount of opposition once they find the three rustling/murdering suspects, the mob ends up lynching them. Once they return to town, they find out that the suspects were telling the truth—they neither rustled any cattle nor murdered anyone.

Favorite part: It’s pretty bad to say this is my favorite part, but I really enjoyed the struggle of Davies as he discusses his guilt with Art (one of the drifters) after they return to town from the lynching.

“There wasn’t proof,” I [Art] said angrily. “You don’t get all set for a hanging and stop for some little feeling you have.”
“You might,” he [Davies] said, “when you’re hanging on a feeling too.”

Rating: 6.5/10

THE AUGUST LIST

  • I’ve never understood why ordering a well-done steak is apparently the dining equivalent of book burning. I’ve had steak like once in my life, but I’d rather eat a charred piece of dry meat than something that’s actively bleeding. Why is that so wrong?
  • Here’s another awesome song from Nate.

  • Watch Community. It’s hilarious.
  • Is it sad that my little jaunt back to Moscow made me really homesick for it? I mean, I love Calgary and everything I’ve got going on up here, but for some reason I’m really missing Moscow now. And I still miss Vancouver a hell of a lot sometimes, too, despite how miserable I was over there. Bah.
  • Crap, I have to write a master’s thesis again. Don’t wanna.
  • So when I was writing last Wednesday’s blog, this happened:

SpellCheck

Word 2013 knows who SpongeBob is. The older versions didn’t.

  • My walking clothes are obscenely sun-faded. I’ll post pics whenever I remember to post pics.
  • Here’s a video of trees looking all wobbly through a rainy window pane back during the last storm here:

The August list is OVER!

[ignore me]

A poem by Claudia:

I am worthless.
I am worthless.
I am worthless?
I am worthless.

I AM WORTHLESS

I
AM
WORTHLESS

I am

W
O
R
T
H
L
E
S
S
.

Worthelssworthlessworthlessworthless.

Worth
Less.

The end.

Back to Calgary

My mom and I drove back to Calgary today. She’s going to spend about a week up here hanging out with us before driving back to Moscow. Which is good, ‘cause I really miss her.

And the border crossing was super easy!

Now have some .gifs, ‘cause I don’t have anything else to blog about.

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Cheeto Bowl

Color Infinity

Color Spiral

Colored Ball

I'm a Bus

GIF - Ferret

 

Moscow Dust (Warning: Gross Feet)

I wear little ankle-high socks when I walk. That’s the only time I don’t mind short socks.

Anyway, I walked about 8 miles today and I had these nice little dust leggings by the time I got back home. I would have had to walk more than 20 miles to get the same dust build-up in Calgary.

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Must be the dryness.

(Apologies for my gross legs; I didn’t have anything else to blog about today.)
(Also, I have the cankles of a god.)

A SURVEY FOR THE AGES! (not really.)

Top 3 ice cream flavors.
Oreo, mint chocolate chip, cookie dough.

Top 3 Disney Movies.
Toy Story, The Great Mouse Detective, Muppet Treasure Island. (I’m using a very broad definition of what counts as a Disney movie. Fight me.)

Top 3 vacation destinations.
Antarctica, Hanover, Stockholm.

Top 3 places to shop.
Like…stores? Goodwill, Superstore, Walmart. (Aren’t I classy?)

Top 3 subjects of study/classes to take.
Statistics, art, music.

Top 3 make up products.
Uh…whatever the hell foundation I use, whatever the hell eyeshadow I use, and Maybelline mascara. That’s pretty much all I ever use anyway.

Top 3 music artists.
Coldplay, WALK THE MOON, Barenaked Ladies. (At least right now.)

Top 3 spices/herbs.
Pepper. That’s it. I can’t taste herbs, so I don’t use them, and I don’t like spice.

Top 3 drinks.
Water, milk, RED BULL.

Top 3 apps to use.
iTreadmill, my little Yahtzee! app, and my Measures app.

Top 3 months of the year.
February, July, December.

Top 3 clothing items.
My baggy green pants, my Black Mesa shirt, and my psychedelic dog dress thing.

Top 3 binge perfect tv shows.
Metalocalypse, Chicago Hope, Community.

Top 3 romantic dates.
Anyplace can be romantic if you’re with the right person.

Top 3 kinds of flower.
Sunflower, poppy, and those ones that look like colored puff balls. Zinnias?

Top 3 Christmas movies.
Home Alone, The Santa Clause, A Christmas Story.

Top 3 kinds of candy.
Peanut M&Ms, Reese’s, gummi worms.

Top 3 ways to exercise/ be active.
Walking, using the stationary recumbent bike (so I can read), and running (though I haven’t run in awhile).

Top 3 most used websites.
Google, WordPress, Tumblr.

Top 3 people you last texted.
My mom, Nate, and Charles. (Though my text to Charles was from May or something.)

Top 3 hashtags you use.
NO.

Top 3 Instagram accounts you follow.
I don’t follow any Instagram accounts.

Top 3 things you’d buy if you gained three million dollars.
Give money to family/friends, buy tickets to Hanover, more school.

Top 3 scents.
No.

Top 3 fruits.
Apple, banana, watermelon.

Top 3 crayola colors.
Cerulean, orange, yellow.

Top 3 things you hope to accomplish in college.
To finish.

Top 3 people you miss right now.
My mom, Sean, Megan.

Top 3 pet peeves.
People who don’t understand walking etiquette, people who understand walking etiquette but choose not to use it, people who don’t understand how the crosswalk buttons work. THEY FREAKING SAY WHICH STREETS THEY’RE FOR, DAMMIT, HOW HARD IS IT? YOU CAN PUNCH THE BUTTON THROUGH THE POST AND IT STILL WON’T LET YOU CROSS 29TH STREET BECAUSE IT’S NOT FOR CROSSING 29TH STREET.

Top 3 physical things you find attractive.
Stomach, eyes, smile.

Top 3 bad habits.
M&Ms, not sleeping, being me.

Top 3 languages you wish to speak.
German, French, Latin (it counts, dammit).

Top 3 pizza toppings.
Cheese, olives, mushrooms.

Top 3 YouTubers you’re subscribed to.
RoosterTeeth, HowToBasic, 5secondfilms.

Top 3 authors.
Fitzgerald, Verne, Nabokov.

Top 3 historical figures.
Leibniz, Leibniz, Leibniz.

Top 3 dream jobs.
Statistician, psychometrician, Leibniz expert.

Top 3 spongebob episodes.
Band Geeks, Jellyfish Jam, Rock Bottom.

Top 3 things to do in the rain.
Stay inside, feel depressed, miss Vancouver.

Top 3 things to do in the snow.
Refuse to wear a jacket, complain about being cold, frolic.

Top 3 art mediums.
Colored pencil, regular pencil, clay.

Top 3 sports to watch.
Baseball, Olympics (totally counts), figure skating.

Top 3 Taylor Swift songs.
Shake It Off, Blank Space, Style.

“Rest in peace…TO THE MOON!”

OH MY GOD

This is hysterical, especially considering I used to play this all the time.

Best parts:
0:24 – 0:55
5:07 – 5:40 (the music is fantastic)
7:27 – 7:50
8:38 to the end

This has made my day.

War of the Words: Nate and Claudia Play Scrabble

Hello, people! So I did all of this stuff over the weekend/in the airport, but because of craziness with the flight and everything yesterday, I’m just posting it now.

Okay? Okay.

Nate and I have been playing Scrabble approximately once a week since the beginning of the year.* We have been recording our scores since we first started playing (for a total of 26 games), and I have been taking pictures of our completed Scrabble boards for the past 17 games.

NOW IT IS TIME FOR OUR SCRABBLE GAME-RELATED STATS.

Before we look at our performances, I want to preface this by saying that Nate has the incredible talent of pulling all the vowels all the time, which is the only reason his average is lower than mine. I’m sure if he didn’t have the Scrabble Curse of Vowels and was able to pull the Q, J, and X as often as I do, our scores would be much more equal.

Just sayin’.

Here are our point stats.

Score Stats

Holy crap, my standard deviation is huge. Nate’s super consistent; I’m all over the place.

Here are box plots!

Boxplot of Scores by Player

I should do a test of equal means (paired t-test) and a test of equal variance, but I’m pretty sure they’d both come up as significantly different.**

Here are our score trends across the 26 games.

Scrabble Scores by Game

I also made a heat map of the Scrabble board! Here is a heat map of our most frequently used tile spaces based on the 17 pictures of our completed boards. Yellower squares indicate more frequent use; bluer squares indicate less frequent use. Obviously the center square is the yellowest because the first word in every game has to touch it. This center square had the maximum number of uses (17), but all tile spaces were used at least once.

Heat Map of Scrabble Square Usage

There was another heat map I made which highlighted which squares had the highest number of points placed on them across the 17 games (calculated by just summing the point totals of all the tiles placed on each given square over all the games), but that wasn’t as interesting.

Now we have SUPER SCRABBLE, so that’s going to start happening soon. New data!

 

*Not every week, though, and we played a few games in 2014, but that’s all irrelevant anyway.
**They did.

Claudia’s Airplane Adventures

Okay. Story time.

So at about 3 this morning, Nate drove me to the Calgary airport so that I could fly out to Seattle at 6 (he got me there so early because he has to work on Monday and I don’t want him to get super sleep-deprived staying up all night with me). I hung out in the airport and we flew into Seattle no problem. There was a little bit of a haze in Seattle, but no rain, so I was happy about that.

For once I only had about a 1.5 hour layover there, so I found my gate and just worked on Prime on my laptop. About half an hour before we started boarding, the lady at the gate announced that the Moscow/Pullman airport was basically drowning in smoke, but that the smoke was supposed to burn off by the time we were supposed to get there. That was a little worrying, but I figured that’s what would happen and that we would be able to land.

Nope.

We circled above Moscow/Pullman until we had just enough fuel to fly ALL THE WAY BACK TO SEATTLE because we couldn’t land. Once we’re back at Sea-Tac, the stewardesses informed us to all go to the Alaska Airlines help desk just across from our arrival gate to see about getting rebooked for a flight.

Well, since school starts tomorrow, the flight was full of frantic students who were desperate to get to Moscow or Pullman in time for classes the next day. A lot of them were foreign to the U.S. and were freaking out because the help desk ladies were telling them they might have to fly them to Spokane instead and most of them had no idea where that was and no way of getting transportation to Moscow/Pullman on a Sunday. They were also saying that the Spokane-bound flights for the rest of the day were booked up and they would have to fly in the next day instead.

That would have been my fate as well, but luckily I had texted my mom before we left for Moscow/Pullman and told her we might not be able to land. When we didn’t show up at Moscow/Pullman, she called my dad, who has like extra-super-VIP status with Alaska because of all the flying he does. He managed to call the airline while we were heading back to Seattle and he got me the last seat on a slightly later flight to Spokane.

So I flew to Spokane and my mom drove up to meet me and take me back to Moscow. And here I am.

And holy hell is it smoky here.

Sleep App-nea

Nate found this app called Sleep Cycle, which tracks the quality/rhythm of your sleep based on how much you move at night. I wanted to try it, so I found a version for my iPad (my iPod’s software is too out of date to run it) and gave it a try.

It hates me.

I haven’t gotten a single “sleep quality” rating over 50%, but I’m guessing that’s because I often sleep less than 5 (sometimes 4) hours a night. Also, some of the movements it picks up are probably from Nate’s side of the bed instead of mine.

But I already seem to have a pretty consistent sleep pattern as far as my movement goes.

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I also don’t sleep much at all, but I already knew that.

Cool!

 

HOT FLATTERY

I really like my clothes.

Is that like the most incredibly materialistic thing to say?

But seriously. I really like my clothes. I’ve spent a lot of years amassing clothes that are colorful and unique, and I’m very proud of my little collection.

I know that sounds super weird, but I am. I’ve got some pretty funky clothes, yo. Some of them I’ve had since high school.

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Sorry, I was just looking at my closet this morning and the rainbow made me happy.

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So this is awesome

Dudes. This is so cool.

From what I’ve read about it, all the player has to do is press “forward” and the track does the rest with the power of PHYSICS.

Also, that music rocks. It’s The Pink Fields by Doxx & Feint, just fyi.

Trebekker

Have you ever wondered if the Jeopardy! games were recorded somewhere? And if so, where?

Well, they ARE recorded, and it’s on the internet!
(Of course.)

The website is called J! Archive and it contains (almost) every Jeopardy! game played since Alex Trebek started hosting way back in 1984. Since we can’t get Jeopardy! up here in Canada unless we watch it on the Spokane channel (which we can’t, ‘cause we don’t have cable), Nate and I are just going through the episodes, starting way back at season 1, and playing though the questions. It’s pretty fun (despite the fact that 1984 Jeopardy! is not nearly the well-oiled game show machine it is today).

The website also has a search function, just in case you want to see if a particular word or phrase shows up in any questions or answers.

YAY!

I went for a walk today. It was weird.

Reasons why it was weird:

  • There was a guy dragging a big screen TV by a rope as he walked down the sidewalk. It was a big TV—like a 62” one or something—and it was like he was out taking it for a walk. I asked him if he needed help, thinking he was dragging it to the curb to throw it away or something, but he was like, “nope, I’m good!” and kept walking it.
  • I saw four—yes, four—different couples walking around where the woman was holding a bag of groceries and the man was holding a watermelon. This wouldn’t have been as weird if the four sightings had been in a relatively concentrated area, but they were all over the place.
  • This kid (he was like 12 or something? I have no idea) rode his bike up to me while I was going up 14th street and started talking about the Illuminati.

Strange walk. Strange walk.

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Book Review: Their Eyes Were Watching God (Hurston)

It’s another book review! Let’s look at Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston.

Have I read this before: Yes, but I can’t remember when. Which means it was a long time ago.

Review: The further I read into this, the more I remembered it from the first time I read it. I always like the idea of a book in the form of one of the characters just sitting down and relating the entire story; I think you get really immersed in their point of view and how they think. That works really well in this book. Janie sits down with a neighbor and basically relays the rest of the book as a story from her perspective, from her childhood all the way up to what led her to sitting with her neighbor. Since you get everything in her voice (literally), you can really see how she reacts in each relationship she discusses and how she matures through each one.

Favorite part: I like the tone of this book overall, but the small little part that really stuck out to me was the beautiful metaphor Janie describes near the beginning of the book. As a teen, she sees a bee gathering pollen from a cherry blossom, which becomes to her a representation of an ideal relationship. She sees it as a flawless, effortless coming together of two individuals rather than something that requires a lot of work. I just like how this metaphor stuck with her and kept coming up throughout the rest of the book.

Rating: 5.5/10

Sharing is Caring

IT’S 4 IN THE MORNING AND I’M SO FREAKING HYPER RIGHT NOW.

Holy gods, I miss teaching.

I’m going to bring this back because it’s fantastic.

This too.

2012, anyone?

The end.

(Sorry, I really don’t have anything good to blog about tonight.)

ZOOMZOOM

This is fantastic. That’s all you need to know.
(4:00 – 5:15, especially.)

Niiiiiiiiice

That opening is beautiful. I really like this song. It’s my second favorite Passion Pit song.

(Can you guess which is my favorite?)

 

TWSB: The Problem with Pentagons

Well this is cool. Apparently, a group of mathematicians have recently found a new type of pentagon that can tile the plane—meaning that it can cover the plane leaving no gaps and having no overlaps. It is the 15th type of pentagon known to be able to tile the plane and the first discovered in 30 years.

Apparently searching for tiling pentagons has been a thing for about a century now. Karl Reinhardt, back in 1918, discovered five classes of pentagons that tile the plane. These five were considered all the possible tiling pentagons until 1968, when three more were found. The list continued to grow until about 30 years ago, when it stalled at 14 types of pentagons. Until now!

The discovery was made by Casey Mann, Jennifer McLoud, and David Von Derau. The three, working at the University of Washington Bothell, used a computer to search through a finite set of possibilities.

Why so much interest in tiling pentagons? Well, it turns out that pentagons are the only one of the “-gons” that isn’t completely understood. For example, all triangles and quadrilaterals have been classified as being able to tile the plane, exactly three types of (convex) hexagons tile the plane, and no other –gon is able to tile the plane. But pentagons haven’t been fully classified yet.

So the research must press on! There may end up being more tilings that are discovered, but for now, have a picture of the 15 pentagon shapes known to tile the plane (with the most recent one in the bottom right corner) (picture from article linked above):

Tilings

Book Review: One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (Kesey)

BOOK REVIEWWWWWWW~!@!#!@$!#$!\!!!!
(I’m hyper.)

Have I read this before: Yes! High school, I think. 10th grade?

Review: I think I was a little too young to really appreciate this the first time I read it. I like the characters and I like the progression of McMurphy’s antagonism toward Nurse Ratched. I also like how once Chief finally started talking, all the patients basically just took it in stride. It’s a really good book—one of those “classics” that I actually think everyone should.

Favorite part: The fishing trip is pretty great. And it sounds bad to say this, but I also really liked the electroshock therapy part. Not because it was happening, of course, but because I really like the way Kesey shows what the therapy does to Chief’s thought processes while it’s underway. It’s pretty scary.

Rating: 7.5/10

Primin’

HELLOOOOOOO!

So I’ve edited 45 more (single-spaced) pages of Prime since I started working on it about a month ago. That may not sound like much, but it’s 45 more pages than I’ve edited in the past year and a half. (Blame Nate, he’s giving me the motivation to write/edit.)

So.

I seriously doubt I’m going to ever do anything with it (mainly because it will still be crap even after the 30th edit or whatever), but it’s nice to be working on it again. As crappy as Prime is, it’s my baby and I love it.

Are You There, God? It’s Me, Non-Normality

I’m here to talk to you today about nonparametric statistics. What are nonparametric statistics, you ask? Well, they’re a collection of statistical tests/procedures that we can use when data do not satisfy the assumptions that need to be met in order for conventional tests/procedures to be carried out. For example, suppose Test A requires that the data are normally distributed. You gather data of interest and find that they are not normally distributed. Thus, Test A should not be used because its results might be inaccurate or maybe even uninterpretable with these non-normal data. Instead, you must use a test for which normality is not a requirement. If such a test exists—say, maybe it’s Test B—then Test B may be considered a nonparametric test. It can be used in place of Test A if Test A’s assumptions are not met. Cool, huh?

Let’s look at a few examples, because I haven’t pressed any statistics on you guys in a while.

Example 1: Comparing Different Treatments
Scenario: You are a plant scientist. You have a specific type of plant and you want to see to what extent lighting affects this plant’s growth. You have three lighting conditions: sunlight, fluorescent light, and red light. Basically, you want to see if there is a significant difference in the amount of growth for plants grown in these three different conditions.

Parametric test: Analysis of variance (ANOVA) seems appropriate here; you can basically assess the differences in growth by comparing the mean growths for each of the three conditions.

Nonparametric test: For ANOVA to be accurate at all, the data need to be normally distributed. Suppose your data aren’t! What do you do instead? A Kruskal-Wallis Test! A Kruskal-Wallis is basically an ANOVA done on the ranked data rather than on the raw data and allows you to compare the groups without needing to meet the assumption of normality.

Example 2: Correlation
Correlation, as I’m sure you’re all aware, is a measure of association. Basically, if you’ve got variables X and Y, correlation is a measure of how much X changes in relation to the changes in Y (or vice-versa). A correlation of 1 suggests that there is a perfect increasing relationship; a correlation of -1 suggests that there is a perfect decreasing relationship.

Scenario: You have a bunch of measurements on two variables. Drug measures the amount of a medicine in a patient’s system. Response measures the amount of some disease marker in the same patient. You want to see if there’s a relationship between the amount of medicine in a patient’s system and the amount of the disease marker present in a patient’s system.

Parametric test: the “usual” correlation, the Pearson Product-Moment Correlation, seems appropriate.

Nonparametric test: The key with the “usual” measure of correlation is that it simply measures the degree of linear association between your variables. If you suspect, for whatever reason, that the relationship between Drug and Response is anything but linear, it’s a good idea to use the Spearman Rank Correlation Coefficient, which is sensitive to non-linear monotonic relationships between variables.

Here, I wanna give you an example of this last one, ‘cause it’s cool. Just as a dumb example, let your sample size be obscenely small (n = 10). Here are your data:

drug response
1     1
2    16
3    81
4   256
5   625
6  1296
7  2401
8  4096
9  6561
10 10000

Notice two things: first, if we plot these two variables, their relationship is clearly nonlinear.

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Second, you’ll notice that there is a perfect relationship between drug and response, it’s just not linear. Specifically, Response is just the corresponding Drug value raised to the 4th power, meaning that Response is a perfect monotonic function of Drug! We can easily calculate both Pearson’s and Spearman’s correlations here to see what they’ll say:

Pearson correlation: 0.882
Spearman correlation: 1

Spearman’s picks up on the perfect relationship, but Pearson’s does not! Why? Because it’s not a linear relationship! Pretty cool, huh?

THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS PLOT YOUR DATA, DAMMIT.

Side note: Pearson feuded with Spearman over his “adaptation” of Pearson’s beloved correlation coefficient and actually brought the issue in front of the Royal Society for consideration. Oh, you statisticians.

Calgary Adventures

So guess who walked 20.5 miles today?

WE DID!

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We went down to the southern end of the C-Train because we wanted to see just how far south we could walk in one stretch. Turns out it’s pretty far. This is (approximately) our route. That Dairy Queen was our destination.

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YAY! I’ll be doing my “one year in Calgary” walking stats in about a month, so stay tuned!

Also, this. You can buy individual colors/flavors of candy. Do you know how dangerous that is?
ALL APPLE JOLLY RANCHERS ALL THE TIME

NASCAR Racing with Neil Armstrong

Alright, analyze this dream:

So I’m outside this huge NASA building—like where they store the shuttles—and I’m hanging out with some guy who I’m apparently friends with in the dream but who I can’t really see. We’re loitering around outside for a little while and then Neil Armstrong comes out and tells us to go away because he’s going to get into trouble if we get caught.

Other Guy suddenly has a spray can in his hand and we’re both trying to convince Neil to graffiti the outside of the building. He keeps refusing and we keep insisting, to the point where we’re calling him a chicken and a coward for not joining in on our fun.

Finally, when it’s clear he won’t graffiti, Other Guy says, “Okay, fine, if you won’t play with us out here, we’re going to have a drag race!” He points behind him toward a huge NASCAR-like track with a bunch of drag racers on it. In the dream, we know that we’re not going to drag race with the cars but are going to do like an actual NASCAR race with them.

Neil protests this, too, but eventually gives in. He’s afraid of the racecars, though, because he’s never been in one. “This is not like landing on the moon,” he says as we drag him over to the track. “This is complicated.” So Other Guy and I agree to do a test run together in the same car while Neil watches from the sidelines to see how it’s done.

We get in one of the cars and Other Guy’s saying, “See, now let this row of cars pass you first so that it doesn’t look like you’re cheating. The last thing you want is for it to look like you’re cheating. You don’t want to be first.” He was saying this very emphatically and with a lot of emphasis on the words cheating and first. All the while he kept looking back at Neil and gripping the steering wheel really tightly.

Then I woke up.

Thoughts? I wonder if Other Guy was Buzz Aldrin and he was upset about Neil Armstrong being first on the moon instead of him. Maybe he thinks Neil cheated his way down the ladder somehow.

Weird.