801. Have you ever been to poetry.com?
Yup.
Have they offered to publish or honor you?
Of course.
Are you aware that this is a scam?
Indeed.

4802. Is joy more stressful than stress is joyful?
Haha, yeah.

4803. Should history be taught as a series of patriotic myths about heros or should it be taught accurately and truthfully?
Accurately, but I think there’s a level of cultural value to the myths we create.

4805. Do you practice zen driving (just following someone who looks like they know where they’re going and hoping it turns out alright)?
That sounds creepy.

4806. If you saw two monkeys getting it on at the zoo and a child asked you, ‘What’re those 4808. You find a website that will match you up with a lonely soldier who has no family to write to him and you would become his pen pal. Would you participate even if you were personally against the war?
Yeah, that actually seems pretty cool.
If yes, would it be hard for you to keep your political opinions out of the letters?
Probably not.

4809. What kind of email would you like to get everyday?
Any. I like surprises!

4811. Would you ever refer to shakesphere as ‘willie the shake’?
I will now.

4812. When was the last time you talked about your soul?
NO SOULS! MONADS!

4813. Why is the TV show Married By America making a big deal out of how these couples will marry each other ‘sight unseen’ when no one in the compititon is unattractive?
I have no idea, I’ve never seen it.

4814. You have made a friend on the internet. You talk deeply all the time but have never met or even seen pictures of each other. You finally decide to meet. He or she tells you that he or she will be waiting for you in the air port lobby wearing a black dress/suit and a rose. You give no description of yourself. When you get there you see someone wearing black and a rose but they are very very overweight. Do you go over and tell them who you are anyway?
Dude, I would freaking SPRINT over there.

4815. Have you ever sent someone from the internet to a place to meet you but you had no intention of showing up?
Nope.

4816. PETA (animal rights activists) started an ad compaign recently showing pictures from concentration camps and comparing the mistreatment and death of animals to the holocaust. Your reaction?
Oh PETA. I support your message, but you’re so screwed up now that no one takes you seriously.

4817. Who do you feel inferior to?
Everyone.
Who do you feel superior to?
No one.

4819. What do you dislike so much that you could write 4 entries in one day about it?
Microsoft Word’s default font being changed from Times New Roman to Calibri. Yes, that still irritates the crap out of me.

4820. What do you think of notes that have a very good point but are left unsigned?
Nothing wrong with that.

4821. Why do people often say that the arabs just don’t want to farm and industrialize when they invented farming and industry?
People say that?
Doesn’t this show a lack of respect for arab culture?
Sounds like it.

4823. You know that the rising terror alert is all propaganda, right?
Ah, early 2000’s. Bush land.

4824. At what age does dying your hair with manic panic become undignified?
No one’s too old for crazy hair colors.

4826. What do you think of hot pink hoop earings?
Yay!

4827. What has something for everyone?
That black bag the Wizard had in The Wizard of Oz!

4828. What dish would you bring to a pot luck dinner?
Mashed potatoes!

4829. How many people are you friends with that live or have lived in another country?
Quite a few. I chilled in Canada for a few years, remember.

4830. How much would you bet thet there will NOT be another terrorist attack on AMerica this year?
There wasn’t in 2001, was there?

4831. Why do bad things happen to good people?
That’s life, man.

4832. Name a person you seriously dislike because of their actions:
I can’t think of anyone specific.
name a person you seriously like because of their actions:
PETEY!
Would you rather see a really good thing happen to the person you dislike or a really bad thing happen to the person you like?
Good thing to the person I dislike. I wouldn’t want to wish a bad thing on anyone.

4833. Do you know someone who has threatened to commit suicide?
Yes.
attempted sucicde?
Yes.
‘sucessfully’ killed themsleves?
No.

4834. Why do you think the world suicide rate is rising?
It probably is, but that’s probably just a side effect of the world population rising in general.

4835. A woman from New Zealand has offered to let herself by crucified, literally, by G W Bush in exchange for him not going to war. Furthermore, she says he doesn’t have the “courage” to do it. Your reaction?
Dated survey is bringing back bad memories of the Bush years.

4836. Which Mike is more insane, Jackson or Tyson?
They’re both pretty crazy.

4837. “It’s not my business to inject myself into human wars.” — PETA President Ingrid Newkirk, telling The Washington Post why she asked Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat to ensure no more donkeys were used in attacks against Israelis, but would not ask him to intervene for people. Your reaction?
If PETA wants us to treat animals equal to humans (or at least with respect), it seems kind of hypocritical to not treat humans with that same level of respect.

4838. Is today an easy day for you?
Sure.

4839. Tyler Dirden says ‘Let me never be complete.’ Do you agree?
Yes! I always want to be able to be someone more.

4840. What movie did you have to turn away from in horror, disgust, or fear?
“Earthlings.”

4841. What does KMFDM stand for?
Isn’t that a band?

4842. Have you ever met anyone that you can’t help being fond of because they remind you of yourself?
HA. No.

4843. If you met yourself 8 years ago would you more likely beat yourself up or give yourself a hug?
I’d push myself down the stairs.

4844. Do you have a nervous laugh?
I have a dumb laugh regardless of nervousness.

4845. What’s your favorite milkshake flavor?
I don’t like milkshakes.

4846. How long, at the very least, should two people be in a relationship before marriage?
SIX MILLENNIA!

4847. How many years can two people be in a relationship without marrying before you start wondering when they are getting married and why they haven’t married already?
I don’t think marriage is a necessary step after some given interval of time.

4848. What challenges you?
Challenge butter! Haha, I don’t know.

4849. What irritates you?
Inconsiderate walkers.

4850. What bores you?
Economics. Statistics RULES, but econ bores me.

4851. Have you paid your parents back for raising you?
Not in the slightest, unfortunately.

4852. In America public schools are funded with the property taxes from the houses within the school district. Imagine you live in a wealthy area with very good public schools. How would you feel about students from a less wealthy area being bussed into your school district at no extra charge to their parents?
I don’t see a problem with that, I don’t think.

4853. Should a child’s education really depend on how much money their parent’s have?
No.

4854. Would you only feel required to help your own kids get a good education?
Everyone should get the opportunity to get a good education.

4855. Would it benefit you personally if all children had access to a good education?
Probably in some way, yes.

4856. Andrew J. O’Conner, a former public defender from Santa Fe, was arrested in a public library and interrogated by Secret Service agents for five hours on February 13th. His crime? He said “Bush is out of control” on an internet chat room, and was arrested for threatening the President. Your thoughts?
That’s pretty ridiculous, but given the questions in this survey, it was probably written in like 2002 or 2003 when “terrorist” was THE buzzword. So unfortunately I’m not surprised by the story.

4857. Let’s play a drinking game where we drink everytime Bush says ‘axis of evil’ or ‘evil doers’ or ‘weapons of mass destruction’. How many times do you imagine you would have to drink in one hour?
There would be mass death due to alcohol poison.

4858. Do vegans really live longer than meat eaters?
I think the studies are inconclusive.
Do they smell better?
You’re asking the wrong girl.

4859. Do you want a lover you don’t have to love?
God no. I want a lover I love to love.

4860. Do you believe that anyone can get ahead and if they don’t it’s because they are lazy and not trying hard enough?
Nope.

4861. Do you forget to look at the different opportunities available to different people?
I don’t think so.

4862. Do you often look at a subject without looking at why it is the way it is?
I think we all do that quite a lot. Human nature.

4863. Do you read any fan fiction?
I do indeed.
write any?
Teehee.

4864. What did you think of the English patient?
I never saw it.

4866. Have you ever created your own ‘what ___ are you’ quiz?
Yup.

4867. What do you think of the Dixie Chicks?
They’re okay.

4868. Are you looking for love?
Meh.
In all the worng places?
Probably.

4869. What do you feel like complaining about?
Nothing right now.

4870. What do you feel like celebrating?
Statistics!

4871. Can a person speak out against their government and still support their country?
Durh.

4872. Do you believe your government has a file on you somewhere?
Probably.
What kind of stuff do you suppose is in it?
Everything Google’s collected on me. So…everything.

4873. Do you own a $2 bill?
Yes.
Is it lucky?
No. It’s just in my wallet.

4874. Would you rather date someone 3 feet tall or 9 feet tall?
3 feet tall.

4875. What do you think of Americans calling fries and toast fried in egg batter Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast instead of French Fries and French toast?
I think it’s hilarious. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to get a Freedom manicure.

4876. Would you rather have a child that is more confident or more curious?
Curious.

4877. If you were going to write a bedtime story for someone you loved what would it be about?
Nakedness and cheesecake. ‘Cause why not?

4878. What is your element?
CARBON! Ha. I’m hilarious.

4879. When are you at a loss for words?
When someone steals my dictionary.

4880. What gets you through the night?
Shutting my brain off and going to sleep.

4881. What is the worst time to be alone?
There’s a certain type of “depressed” I get every once and awhile. It really sucks being alone then.

4882. When are you the most emotionally vulnerable?
When someone steals my dictionary

4883. How would you tell your friend his fly was open in public?
“DUDE your fly’s open!”

4884. Does a good friend tell you you’ve got something in your teeth or pretend not to notice it?
Depends on the situation.

4886. Do you have a good luck charm?
Bah! No need.

4887. What is the essence of You?
DATA!

4888. A word to the wise:
“Tacos.”

4889. Do you photograph well?
Oh god no. I am the least photogenic person on the planet.

4890. Is it a great day to be alive?
Indeed!

4891. What would you consider to be better than sex?
A lot of things.

4892. Some people are just so…
Hateful.

4893. What evil is necessary?
“Evil” is subjective.

4894. What would you do anything for?
My dictionary!

4895. Do famous people have the same right to speak their political veiws as regular people?
Of course.

4896. Are your best years gone by?
Probably.

4897. Are you ordinary?
In some respects.

4898. What are you recovering from?
Grad school. Yes, still.

4899. Did Gilligan ever get off that island?
No idea.

4900. What do you think people think when they first meet you?
“What the hell is that?!”

4701. What is your reaction to beggars and homeless on the streets?
It upsets me that we live in a world where people don’t have shelter.
Are they lazy?
No!
Why?
Homeless people are, in many cases, people who have fallen victim to really crappy circumstances, NOT lazy.

4702. Does pure altruism exist?
Depends on how you define “pure”

4703. Is ‘You like me and I like it all’ an attitude you might have?
No?

4704. Finish the words.
Ch: Chiasm
An: Annul
Ge: Gerund
So: Sonnet
Ne: Nepotism
Bo: Botox
Wi: WiFi
E: Elongate

4705. What’s your favorite science fiction movie?
Can “Tremors” count? “Tremors.”
Make it a double feature. What’s your second favorite?
Anything reviewed by MST3K.

4706. If you had a remote control for people who would you set on mute?
Everyone, but only for short periods.

4707. When have you felt like you were living in the twilight zone?
That time I watched The Twilight Zone

4708. Do you have penis envy?
Hi, Sigmund!
Do you have vagina envy?
Haha, I hope not.

4710. A child is born in Boston, Mass., to parents who were both born in Boston, Mass. The child is not a U.S. citizen. How is this possible?
That child’s born before 1776!

4711. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Mt. Everest was the highest mountain on earth regardless of whether we knew about it or not (that is, it has been since tectonic rubbin’ and slidin’ caused it to be so).

4712. If you had to choose between being 3ft. tall or 9ft. tall which would you be?
Three.

4711. If you could know the answer to any 3 questions, what would they be?:
“How did the universe begin?”
“How will the universe end?”
“What does infinite time feel like?”

4712. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the body or the mind of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?
Mind!

4713. Would it disturb you much if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the woods and left to rot? Why?
Wouldn’t bother me. I’d rather be available food to animals/worms/microbes than take up space in a sealed box underground.

4714. Would you like to know the precise date of your future death?
Yes.

4715. Would you be willing to give up all television for the next 5 years if it meant 1,000 starving children in Indonesia would eat and get medical care?
Hell yeah.

4716. Name a close friend of the opposite sex:
Sean!
Imagine they are from another country, visiting yours. Their visa is almost expired and if they get sent back to their country they may never get another visa to leave again. Would you marry them if after two years you could divorce them and they would be allowed to stay in your country?
That would be the most hilarious situation ever.

4717. Do you always call/email in when you take a day off from schol or work?
I don’t take days off.

4718. A fatalist believes that the future is mapped out in a pattern. A causalist believes that every event is tied to a previous event. Neither believes in free will. An indeterminist believes in total free will. Which are you?
Free will is an illusion! The universe is deterministic! Free will is an illusion!

4719. Would you rather have a masters degree in ecconomics or creative writing?
Creative writing.

4718. Do you feel the need to defend the honor of your family and demand respect?
Eh.

4719. What do you think about that no one else thinks about?
Stuff you’ll never know! I’m not telling.

4720. Which of the following best describes you:
A laid back person who enjoys watching sports and playing with computers.
An apathetic person who is open minded and passionate about music.
A fiesty person who lacks an attention span.
Avant garde and over confident.
I am none of these things. Except passionate about music.

4721. Why are so many letters silent in French?
Why pick on French? Why can’t English make up its mind about how to pronounce stuff? Why doesn’t English get cool little letter accents like other languages. HOW DOES SOMEONE WITH PARASIGMATISM EXPLAIN THEIR SPEECH IMPEDIMENT?!

4723. What, besides genetics and besides your environment and experiances, makes you what/who you are?
My BUTT!

4725. What do you find:
impressive: the universe
unimpressive: Kim Kardashian

4726. How easily do you understand Shakesphere?
Fairly easily. Better than I used to.

4729. What’s your favorite girl scout cookie?
Trefoils are BADASS.
Is it made from real girl scouts?
Three per cookie.

4730. How do you open your car door when it freezes shut?
I have no car.

4731. Why is it that 95 percent of the letters in french words are not pronounced?
What’s with the French-bashing?

4732. What are you Dreading?
My hair! Hahaha, hilarity.

4733. When will your ship come in?
When it damn well pleases!

4734. Do you create your art for free?
Yup.

4735. The Pope’s recent message to George Bush is ‘Go into Iraq and you go without God’. What do you think of this quote?
Rock it, Pope!

4736. Have/would you ever taken a botany (plants) course?
That would be cool.

4737. Are you using your own computere or someone else’s to take this survey?
Oh my god the spelling keeps deteriorating.
My own “computer.”

4742. Is it true what they say about Star Trek movies, that only evey other one is worth seeing?
I don’t know, I’ve never seen Star Trek.

4743. Someone once said, ‘Every possible outcome of something takes place in a parallel universe. So there is free will, but your choises only determine which of those parallel universes you live in.’ Your reaction?
I don’t think parallel universes necessitate free will. Maybe in each possible universe all the “choices” within that universe are already determined.

4745. Is there a difference between what is legal and what is ethical?
Sometimes, yes
Should there be?
Ethics are such a grey area. Legality probably shouldn’t be that grey.

4748. When looking at a clear night sky what constallations can you locate?
The Big Dipper’s over our house when we can see it, but that’s about it, haha.

4749. What movie has the worst ending ever?
“Dude, Where’s My Car?”, if by “ending” you mean “whole plot”
The best ending ever?
I really liked the director’s cut ending of “The Butterfly Effect.” I caught the end of the movie on TV a few weeks ago and was like “what is this nonsense?” before realizing that they were televising the edited ending.

4750. Are you feelin’ groovey?
Hell yeah.

4751. Oh the tangled web we weave when:
We pretend we’re spiders.

4752. Do you own anything velvet?
No.

4753. Who have you been friends with the longest?
Technically? Aneel.
How long have you two been friends?
We were in the same preschool class.

4754. Who do you feel like you are in competition with?
Everyone.

4756. What subject are you so familliar with that you could you write an FAQ (frequently asked questions) list about it?
Fit indices used in structural equation modeling
What would one question on that list be?
“Do any of these damn indices work like they’re supposed to?”
What is the answer to that question?
“Nope!”

4757. ‘Don’t use the rules.
They’re not for you – they’re for the fools
and you’re a fool if you don’t know that.
So use the rules you stupid fool’
How do you feel about these Clash lyrics?
Haha. Cute.

4759. Have you read any of Anne Rice’s Sleeping Beauty books?
No.
If yes, what did you think of them?
Horses freak me out.

4760. Can you do any voices or impressions and if yes, what ones?
I can imitate Barney Rubble surprisingly well. Blame Nick for that discovery.

4761. Guys, is it true that gentlemen prefer blondes? Girls, do blondes really have more fun?
You should ask a blonde.

4762. Do you enjoy sneaking up on people?
No.

4763. Do you often break plans?
I try not to.

4764. “Angry” and “hungry” are two words that end in “gry”. There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it?
Isn’t this a trick? Isn’t it “language”?

4765. Does anyone smoke in your home?
Nope.

4766. Have you ever actually seen a pink elephant?
My life is pink elephant.

4767. The answer to 4764 is “language”. Did you get it?
HA I knew it.

4768. What was the most embaressing or crazy thing you ever dreamed?
I had that dream about Lady Gaga’s underwear that one time.

4769. Are you depraved (marked by corruption or evil; perverted)?
I’m a band geek, of course I’m perverted.

4770. Who or what comes to mind when youhear the words:
the dangerous objects factory?
A scissors factory. Don’t run!
the dude who says dude?
Isn’t that from a movie?
the man in black?
MIB.
the catastrophe involving food?
My attempts at cooking.

4771. In blackjack, do you often double down?
That sounds dirty.

4772. Who’s the big winner?
Not me!

4773. Who do you care more about, your close friend in elementary school that you lost touh with or your first lover?
My old friend Anastasia.

4774. What’s your favorite part of a cat?
Its purr box!

4775. What was on the last cd you burned?
Haha, I can’t remember.

4776. If you wanted to learn a new language would you consider buying a Disney movie in that language to pick up pronunciation?
Sure, why not?
What Disney movie?
Hercules!

4777. Is there a modern plague? What?
Idiocy.

4778. Are your baths and showers so hot that your skin gets red?
Haha, yeah.

4779. When you dry your body after a shower do you dry your parts in the same order each time, almost automatically, or do you dry your prts in a random order each time, thinking about it while you’re doing it?
There’s a time and a place to feel myself up, and it’s not when I’m freezing cold after a shower.

4780. Do you feel like those who are speak a language around you that you can’t understand are making fun of you?
Sometimes.

4781. If you were blindfolded and your love/partner was placed in a line of fifty people could you pick him or her out only by:
I don’t have a “love/partner”, but let’s pretend it’s a certain someone, eh?
touching the face of each person?
Yes
feeling one elbow of each person?
No
smelling the breath of each person?
HA NO
licking the neck of each person?
Possibly
listening to the breathing of each person?
Yes
psychically sensing each person?
Maybe

4782. Close your eyes and turn your head towards the room you are in. Open your eyes. Describe the first object you see without telling what it is:
A cerulean piece of cloth with a big yellow cross on it.

4783. What three questions will you never say NO to?
“Do you love statistics?”
“Want to wear this ostentatious [insert piece of clothing ere]?”
“Would you want to be able to smell?”

4784. Would you like to see an American in Paris?
Is that a movie? I’ve never seen it.

4785. Are you more of a couch or a scratching post?
I’m a Saturday.

4786. What is more important, imagination or knowledge?
Both are important!

4787. Would you consider modern life to be rubbish?
Life is what you make of it.

4788. What’s the most sinful food?
Iniquity O’s! Now frosted with Original Sinnimon.
Yeah, I went there.

4789. Name one thing about yourself that you are excessivly proud of:
The fact that I can spell ‘excessively.” Or my immune system. Can one be excessively proud of one’s immune system?

4790. If you went to Hell (imagining there is one) rank these punishments in order of the one you would most prefer to the one you would least prefer.
being broken on the wheel: 4
being put in freezing water: 1
being force fed rats and snakes: 6
being smothered by brimstone and fire: 2
being dismembered alive: 7
being boiled in oil: 5
being thrown into snake pits: 3

4791. What other windows or websites do you have open on your computer right now?
Oh man. iTunes, MSN Messenger talking to my mom, R, Tinn-R, four Word documents, two IE windows, one with seven tabs, one with three. Party all the time.

4792. What kind of student were you in kindergarten?
I was a good student. I was quiet, I think. I monopolized the blocks to build massive structures.

4793. What misjudgment do many people make about you?
That I’m like twelve years old. I’m 24, dammit!

4794. If you had been named according to your personality what would your name be?
I’d have the same name. “Claudia” means “lame”, you know.

4795. What is made for kids but you love it anyway?
Oh my god, those little motorized mini Jeep things that are made for like five year olds. I ALWAYS WANTED ONE. But they only hold like 80 pounds so now I’m too fat for them. Sad day.

4796. Do you believe that China shuld cease to occupy Tibet?
Yes.

4798. Dedicate a song to someone now.
Okay.
What song?
“Say Goodnight and Go”
To who?
That’s a secret. :)
What line from that song most makes you think about this person?
“And then I’m left in bits, recovering tectonic trembling/You get me every time”

4799. Can you live completely in the moment giving no thought to past or future?
Haha. No.

4800. Can you honestly say that nothing bothers you?
I’m me. Everything bothers me.