Jajaja
Oh, politics. Politics, politics, politics.
“My dog is on the roof! My dog is on the roof!”
I freaking lost it.
Don’t fear the future
So I met with my advisor today. After explaining that the reason I didn’t take half the classes I’d told him I’d take this semester was because I’ve got the best job EVER, he confirmed that my classes for next semester were good choices.
We also talked about what the heck I’m going to do for the next couple of years. While I’d like to get an actual factual math degree, we both agreed that the more practical (and equally awesome) plan should be for me to fill in my missing math knowledge (the calculus series, the two mathematical statistics classes) and then apply for a stats PhD somewhere. Unfortunately (fortunately? I don’t even know anymore), said PhD, if it were to occur, would not occur anywhere around here, ‘cause neither U of I nor WSU offers a PhD in statistics.
Of course, I’m going to try for the best programs in the country, which I might actually have a shot at considering my old (and TERRIBLE) GRE scores are going to be invalid by next October so I’ll have to retake that (after studying this time, of course).
BUT, I think I’ll have to be here two years, and in that time I think I can actually get a BS in math ANYWAY, so how cool? And I’m glad for the two years, anyway. I’m so sick of moving.
I’m excited. Time to look up schools!
Sung to the intro of Bohemian Rhapsody:
Is this some free time
Or just a fantasy?
Caught in a down time
I shall escape from reality.
I’m gonna play Quake
Or maybe some Fallout 3…
First time I’ve had free time since the start of the semester. Time to fire up the Xbox!
It’s an art!
It’s been awhile since I’ve drawn anything, what with my soul being consumed by school/work/happiness.
Not that I can’t draw when I’m happy, but you know what I mean.
It’s a bit of a different style for me. Not sure if I like it. Kind of rushed through it. Short sentences. Fajitas!
Well no sleep tonight, then
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Pardon the short blogs this week; I’ve been super busy getting everything done. But by tomorrow I’ll have NOTHING!
Which will be weird.
MY EARS
Guys. This deserves its own blog. Because that freaking beat is NNNNNNNNNFFF.
The spheres have it
Oh man, have you guys ever read Uncyclopedia’s “Mathematics” entry? Oh my god.
- “Space, the final mathematical frontier. This is the study of Euclidean geometry. To seek out new angles and new dimensions. To boldly plot what has never been plotted before.”
- “But most importantly, professional mathematicians never get any sex. Ever. So when your guidance counsellor suggests you consider a field in mathematics, you’ll be looking at a long, lonely road of division, subtracted from the mainstream of society. What this all adds up to… is that mathematicians never multiply.”
- “Mathematical logic is concerned with setting mathematics within a rigorous axiomatic framework and whipping them until they cry out for their mothers.”
- (One of the footnotes) “Being arithmetically correct is so mundane.”
- And the “Basic Notation” table. Oh my god.
Edit: oh my god, the “Linear Algebra” page is all about spheres. I’m dying.
Pokemon!
I miss my Pokemon cards. I should have kept them. Foolish Claudia!
I’m a psychic-psychic, which is awesome, ‘cause I love the psychic Pokemon. Can I be Alakazam? I always thought Alakazam was awesome.
Or Drowzee.
“Puts enemies to sleep then eats their dreams.”
I totally do that.
Also, look at this dude and tell me there’s not a resemblance:
Also, this is relevant to today.
Today, we blog!
1. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Lateness. Or people who go in the “exit” door and go out through the “entrance” door. Read the signs, fools!
2. Where and when were you born?
Long, long ago in a galaxy far away.
3. Where did your parents meet?
Uh, at work? I’m not sure about the specifics.
4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like in four words?
No sibbies.
5. Where do you live now, and with whom?
At my dad’s. But I’ve got the basement apartment to myself.
6. What is your occupation?
I teach stats, yo!
7. Write a full description of yourself.
There are really only three things you need to know about me: I love statistics, I love color, and I’m obnoxious.
8. To which social class do you belong?
Does it matter?
9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
I’m allergic to an asthma medicine. Makes my throat close up, which was actually a rather hilarious and ironic result when I took the medicine to help with temporary asthma.
10. Are you right- or left-handed?
Righty.
11. What does your voice sound like?
Listen for yourself.
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
I say “oh crap” a lot. I also giggle inanely, but I don’t know if that counts.
13. What do you have in your pockets?
I HAVE NO POCKETS!
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
Have you met me?
BlaLaLaLaLa
I feel freaking horrible today. Very, very lonely and without motivation for the first time this semester. I think I’m realizing that like 90% of my friends are in steady relationships with someone or other and I’m still alone.
I know, I know, shut up, Claudia.
But seriously. I wouldn’t mind some companionship; it’s been like three years.
[self-pity bitch-session complete; commence Fallout 3]
TWSB: Wake Up in the Mornin’ Feelin’ Like Vivaldi
Here’s a cool little science-y blog for y’all:
As each metronome reverses its direction at the top of its swing, the energy is transferred to the platform below and, through the platform, to the other metronomes. At first, these transferred energies are all out of sync and the different waveforms interfere with one another. This continues until balance is eventually created, meaning that the interference pattern is a standing wave and is causing the metronomes to be “locked” into sync with one another.
Even that little rebel on the right.
Cool, huh?
[haha, get the title? ‘Tik Tok’ like metronomes going “tick-tock? I’m not TOTALLY crazy*.]
[*debatable]
It’s that wonderous time of the year of hypothetical semester schedules!
I’ve forgotten the joys of next-semester’s-schedule planning. Yayayayayay.
M/W/F:
MATH 175: Calculus II
PHYS 211: Engineering Physics I
CS 120: Computer Science I
STAT 516: Applied Regression Modeling
[Teaching STAT 251: Statistical Methods]
T:
CS 120: Computer Science I Lab
MUSA 321: Concert Band
H:
PHYS 211L: Engineering Physics I Lab
MUSA 321: Concert Band
It’ll be weird teaching 3 days a week. But I can’t WAIT.
Damn you, Muse.
Damn you.
I can’t stop listening to this. This is perfection. Five stars.
I’m a STATS MAN!
WOO THEY WANT ME BACK!
I’m going to get to teach again next semester!
I might get the TH class or I might get one of the MWF classes, but I don’t know yet. But YAY!
Now comes the incredibly difficult task of NOT creating a schedule for next semester until I know when I’m teaching.
Gonna go spaz now.
This one was missing a lot of questions
4601. What do you think of rappers who talk about raping and killing their mother?
I think that’s a pretty horrible topic for a song.
4602. Are you art?
Aren’t we all?
4603. Do you think that most writers musicians and artists make art or lve art?
That typo could either be “love” or “live.” I’ll say it means “live.” So I think that most live art.
What would you prefer them do?
Live it!
4604. Iraq is destroying its missles and the white house is still not happy. Why not?
Oh, Bush era. How I do not miss you.
4605. Do you find americans to be a very sterile and emotionless people?
Quite the opposite, actually.
4606. What do we talk about when we talk about love?
Love is subjective.
4607. Would you write a song about how horrible your mom is in order to sell more records?
Never.
Why would anyone want to hear that anyway?
Good question.
4608. Do you think that eminem is genuine or doing it all for show (even his mom says it’s all for show)?
I have no idea, but Eminem’s hilarious.
4609. Should juveniles be tried as adults if they commit murder?
In some cases, yes.
4610. Should there be laws to restrict breeding?
Yes.
Should the laws include getting a high score on an iq test?
No.
Should the laws include proving that you can/will be able to provide care and support for the child?/
Yes.
Should the laws include a background check to determine whether you will be a fit parent?
Maybe.
4611. Would you/have you ever committed statutory rape (had sex with someone 17 or younger while you were 18 or older)?
No.
4612. Do you believe that Mcdonald’s should be held responsible for it’s customer’s obesity?
Ha. No.
4613. Did you know that 1/2 of american adults read at an 8th grade level or below (I just saw it on foxnews)?
Did not know that.
What do you think of this?
Doesn’t surprise me.
4614. Do you drink tea with honey?
Nope.
4615. Do bees and wasps terrify you?
Not “terrify,” but I don’t like them.
4616. How do you decide what to say and do when someone puts the spotlight on you?
I usually get too nervous to make any decisions.
4617. Are you more muddy or clean??
Clean.
4618. If consciousness could speak what would it say?
“Go to sleep and let me rest!”
4619. Is Leslie a good name for a man?
I love that name for a dude.
4620. Why do men feel they have the right to look woman up and down?
Do they?
4621. Are you pristine?
Ha. No.
4621. Do you want to blind people with your wet-look lipgloss?
Ew.
4622. How many years is too big of an age difference for a couple?
As long as there isn’t any sort of legal issue, then there is no such thing as “too big” of an age difference in my opinion.
4624. China and France are both opposed to war with Iraq. What do you think of this?
I’m with them.
4627. Who’s the sexiest ghostbuster?
I’ve never seen Ghostbusters.
4628. Are you a humanitarian?
I try to be.
4629. Have you ever seen the Tommy and Pamela Anderson honeymoon sex video?
Nnnnnnnnno.
Do you think it was meant to be private or a publicity stunt?
Who knows, who cares.
4630. Are you a cat expert?
Somewhat.
4631. Go Go Gadget:
BLOG!
4632. What’s your idea of fun?
Doing stats. Walking. Being a spazz.
4633. At what age will you panic about feeling old?
Been there, done that.
4634. It’s you and ___ against the world.
Yourself.
4635. Are you the keymaster or the gatekeeper?
This sounds dirty.
4636. When is the end of the world going to be?
Soon.
4638. Do you yell at the tv when the news disturbs you?
No.
4639. Is society too sick to survive?
We’re getting there.
4640. Have you ever been involved in a ritual?
Ever been to Catholic school?
4641. What the hell do YOU want?????
KNOWLEDGE!
4642. Have you seen finnian’s rainbow?
Nopes.
4643. Weezer’s best album is:
Make Believe
why?
It’s got most of their good songs on it. Beverly Hills, man!
4644. Fast food of choice is for you:
I dig McDonald’s. I’m not going to lie. Their fries are da bomb.
4645. What song is in your head RIGHT NOW!!!??
NOOOOOOTHIIIIIIIIIING!
4646. Is this a magic monet?
What?
Of course it is.
I’m confused.
4647. A theme song you hate is:
I always found the theme song to The Secret Life of the American Teenager to be obnoxious as hell.
4648. What words can you come up with by anagraming your name?
“Claudia Marie Mahler” anagrams to “A Lame Child Aura.” Take from that what you will.
4649. Are you a magician?
Abra-cadabra, yo.
4650. What kind of waffles suit you best?
This is the most important question ever.
4651. It’s the olden days and your father is going to drive all the way from the big city. He wants to bring something back for you. What do you ask him for?
MOONSHINE!
I have no idea.
4652. Have you ever watched Little House on the Prairie?
Nope.
4653. How did Columbus discover America when people were already living here?
Discovery is relative.
4654. How far can you spit?
Uh…I’ve never measured.
4655. What drinks do you know how to mix?
Uh…I can stir powdered fiber into a water bottle? Hahaha, I know, I suck.
4656. What does the perfect engagement ring look like?
No idea.
4657. How do you feel about arranged marriages?
I’m not a fan of marriage in general, considering the failure rate.
4658. Do you talk to angels?
Not that I’m aware of.
4659. What are you worried bout?
Everything. It’s my nature.
4660. How often do you touch people in conversations?
Very rarely.
4661. Do you read in bed?
I haven’t in a long time.
4662. How many sick days in a row do you take off from school or work?
I’m never sick.
4663. There are three nursery schools. Nursery school one has children sit together around tables. It emphasizes group play. It has building blocks that are very large, so large that it takes two or more children to lift them, in order to teach working together. It is moderately decorated and encourages the imagination by providing less materials for the children. There is one teacher per classroom and the teacher likes to allow the children to work out their own problems.
Nursery school two has many materials for the children and is brightly colored and decorated. There are two teachers per class and the teachers activly intervene between the children. There are different stations (painting, blocks, etc) and the children are encouraged to make choices about what they like to do and don’t like to do.
Nursery school three emphasizes schedualed activities. The children sit in rows and must work alone, relying on themselves. Everything is very organized and structured. The children wear bright clothing, and are taught to memorize stories and songs. If the parents both work, this school offers whole care, which means the child can stay overnight a few days a week.
Which school would you send your (possibly hypothetical) children to?
The third one.
4664. Each of those nursery schools is in a different country. Which one is in the United States?
The second.
Which one is in Japan?
The first.
What country is the last nursery school in?
North Korea? Haha, I don’t know.
4665. What hour is your most creative time of day?
Mid-morning. 9, 10 or so.
4666. Does sleeping feel more satisfying when all of your work is done or when there’s something else you should be doing?
Sleep is for mortals.
4667. Here’s a dollar. Put three songs on the juke box.
Songs cost 33.33 cents each?
Uh…Sleepyhead, the Sleepyhead Cillo remix, and the Sleepyhead Jazzsteppa remix. Because.
4668. Do you refer to teenagers as ‘kids’ yet?
Sometimes.
4669. What is one thing you thought was the end of the world when you were a teenager (or if you are a teenager name something you thought was the end of the world 5 years ago)?
Nothing, really.
4670. Are americans uptight about sex?
Somewhat.
Are you?
Bah. Sex.
4671. What boredgames are in your closet?
We used to have one of those OLD Monopoly board games where all the pieces were actually metal and the houses/hotels were wood. I don’t know if we still have it or not. Our fat cat sat in the cardboard lid and busted it up.
4672. What movie quote sticks out in your mind (don’t tell what movie it’s from, let us guess)?
“Disco is NOT dead! Disco is LIFE!”
4673. What is the weirdest song you’ve Ever found yourself enjoying?
4674. Look in a history book. Who would you fuck?
Dudes, if you have to ask that, you haven’t been paying attention to anything I say.
4675. A man in the reserves is being called off to war. He wants to defend his country but he finds that his 1 year old child needs a heart transplant. In his shoes would you stay and care for your child or go and defend your country?
I would go if the child had a mother/caregiver/someone else to care for the little dude.
4676. Is gone with the wind
an accurate movie:
I’ve never seen the movie.
a good movie:
See above. The book was meh.
4678. Is alcohol the water of life?
Not last time I checked.
4679. Name a friend of the opposite sex:
Sean!
He or she tells you that he or she has always had a crush on you. Your reaction:
Woo!
4680. Name one of your same sex friends:
Maggie!
He or she tells you that he or she is gay. Your reaction:
Woo!
Then he or she tells you he or she has always had a crush on you. Your reaction:
Woo! Though her marriage (her ACTUAL marriage) may interfere with any subsequent action.
4681. What was the difference between your reaction to the same sex and the different sex friend? NOTHING! I need a companion.
4682. Where could you go that would be so incredible you would no longer be able to come back to the life you live here and now?
Antarctia.
4683. What is the main problem you have with yourself?
I’m an idiot.
4684. When did you wish you could disappear?
Often.
4685. Why is it that we call poor-average people crazy and rich people eccentric?
Because we suck.
4686. Is rain on your wedding day a good example of irony?
Only if your name is Alanis.
Can you think of a good example of irony?
Probably, but not right now.
4687. What have you recently changed your mind about?
What to do with the next few years of my life.
4688. What is one thing you won’t allow yourself to have?
An iPhone. Claudia + 24/7 internet access = disaster.
4689. What would you say if Brad Pitt married Rosie O’Donnell?
Cool.
What about if Catherine Zeta Jones married Drew Carrey?
Cool.
4690. Name something that there is no wrong way to do:
Eat a Reese’s.
4691. If you and your partner could choose which of you would carry the baby (yes even the male would be able to carry it) who would your vote be for?
Neither. We’d adopt!
4692. If men could get pregnant would abortion become much more acceptable do you think?
Most likely.
4693. When and where have you felt most comfortable being nude?
Never, nowhere.
4694. What subject do you know the most about?
STATISTICS! Or Leibniz.
4695. What is the longest time you have gone between orgasms?
A lifetime.
4696. What is the least amount of money you would have to have in order to consider yourself rich?
$50,000?
4697. What words have others used to describe you?
Weird, colorful, short, obsessive.
4698. What is the most extreme thing you would do/have done to alter your appearance?
I lobbed off like a foot of my hair a few years ago.
Why did you/would you do it?
Because my hair is an annoying ball of fuzz and disappointment.
4699. What is the least amount of money you would accept to never have sex again?
I’d probably do it for free, but let’s just say $1 million just in case anyone ever offered.
4700. What has been the hardest secret to keep?
HA LIKE I’D TELL YOU NOW!
TWSB: Back on the Chain Gang
This week’s science-related blog has to do with CALCULUS because calculus is awesome and because we actually just got tested on using the Chain Rule on Wednesday. The Physicist over at AskAMathematician.com responded to this question awhile back: “Is there an intuitive proof for the chain rule?” Which, when you think about it, is a really interesting question. We’re taught in calculus that when we’ve got a function “embedded” within another function [e.g., f(g(x))], when we take the derivative of that function, we take the derivative of the “outside function” f’(x) and then multiply it by the derivative of the “inside function” g’(x) to get f’(g(x))g’(x).
But why the heck do we need to do that?
As the Physicist very elegantly points out, it all has to do with slope. When you multiply a function by some amount, you squish it up by that same amount. Using their same example, say you’ve got a function f(x) and it’s “squished” function f(2x). These two functions are the same when x=6 and x=3 respectively, but that’s not the case for their slopes. The squished function 2x will have a steeper one by two. When you take the derivative of this function, then, you have to re-multiply it by two to deal with the squishing.
So how does this work out in general? If you replace the 2x with a more complicated function g(x), you get f(g(x)), and the slope of the whole thing depends, then, on g(x). So when finding the slope (taking the derivative) of f(g(x)), you have to re-multiply it by the slope of g(x) (or the derivative of g(x)) to deal with whatever g(x) is doing to the whole of f(g(x)).
And there’s your chain rule!
Take a look at the actual article. They’ve got pictures and actually have the derivatives and functions written out like I can’t do here.
VERY FREAKING COOL, PEOPLE.
Pardon me while I go throw up for a bit
Holy freaking crap, have any of you been in the bathrooms in the Mines building? I opened the door to the third floor women’s bathroom by the College of Science office and I almost had a seizure.
I felt like I was in one of those glass-floored checkered rooms that they put babies in to test and see if they’ve got depth perception yet.
It’s like PULLING THE TEETH OF MY MIND
CRAP GUYS, I have a long essay due in Non-Fiction class next Friday and I have no idea what the hell to write about. I originally wanted to write about my lack of olfaction since I’ve never really written about that before in any sort of formal context, but my teacher and I thought that would be better for the second long essay because I kind of want to take a literary journalism-type approach to it.
So now I’m currently at a loss for the first essay.
I’d actually like to write about Vancouver (or at least my walking around Vancouver) but I’ve repressed all that crap and I think that if I try to bring it to the forefront of my mind would cause physical pain.
But right now it might have to happen, ‘cause I’ve got no other ideas.
Haha, and you think I would, too, considering all the random crap I’ve been through the past year or so.
This week is INSANITY.
MY MOM IS HERE YAY.
Also, why don’t they make this stuff for adults? I can’t be the only one whose ostentatious style leaves room for such BADASS SHOES.
I think I’m a witch, guys
Remember that whole creepy-beating-the-odds thing with the 13-digit number last week? Well today my TA returned a stack of homeworks to me so I brought them to my office and started in on alphabetizing them. This involved splitting the big pile into two smaller ones. So I attempt to do that, but it turns out that the unsorted pile was actually naturally divided into two sections: the first containing last names starting with A – L, the other containing last names starting with M – Z.
Which is creepy on its own.
So I go through the A – L pile and alphabetize, then I go on to the M – Z pile. Well, guess what?
IT WAS ALREADY ALPHABETIZED.
Please keep I mind that my TA does not attempt to alphabetize the homeworks as he grades and has told me that he usually grades them in the order they are in the original pile I hand him.
So yeah.
Creepy stuff, man.
Redefining
So I can’t REALLY complain about Vaio II losing his life. I mean, the dude lasted through the damp, dark hellhole that was Van Land for two years, plus being carted around North America a whole bunch of times.
Also, I saved about 98% of the stuff I had on him because his hard drive was too small for all my crap and I’d moved everything to an external a few months ago. So my stories, my pics, my music, my internet nonsense [AND MY BLOGS]…all saved.
So I really can’t complain.
But I’m going to anyway, because one of the things I DID lose was my playcounts for my songs. Which is a big deal for me, because I very often sort my songs by playcount and pretty much had a whole hierarchy going on where I defined my “top 50” songs by playcount.
Well, that’s all gone now, so next comes the arduous task of redefining my favorite songs.
That’s hard for me.
But exciting, too. I think with the nearly three years of downloading a new song every day, my musical tastes have evolved a bit. So things that were on my “favorites” playlist from before that may just have been on there due to past playcounts—even though I haven’t played them in months—have all been removed. Time to start anew!
Haha, I know none of you care, but this is pretty much the most exciting non-school-related thing to happen since September.
Happy birthday.
Art: My Anti…Wait, This Isn’t Working!
This is actually super cool. Comments:
Abilify: Yeah, that’s basically what you want to do to yourself since you can’t sit still for more than a nanosecond.
Risperdol: Nice.
Seroquel: surprisingly coherent drawing. That stuff put me in Drowsyland.
I almost commented, “where’s Saphris?” but then I realized that had he actually taken Saphris he would have never completed his drawing, what with being preoccupied with falling asleep as fast as humanly possible.
Keyboard mash lkjdhsh;s;hodg
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNH WE’RE ALMOST DONE WITH THIS INSANITY!
4501. Who do you feel on shaky grounds with?
Earthquakes, those unpredictable fools.
4502. How would you rate Stephen King as a writer?
He’s not too bad.
4503. What movie are you looking forward to?
Bah. Movies.
4504. Hulk Hogan with or without the bandana?
Is this minor detail really important?
4505. Do you more often tell people what you feel or what you think?
What I think.
4506. Have you been to see an opera?
I have indeed. It was awesome.
4507. What do you wish that you knew with more certainty?
My purpose.
4508. Does your heart break and break and live by breaking?
Not that I’m aware of.
4509. Can you tell the difference between what you think and what you feel or do you often get them confused?
No confusion for me.
4510. Do you feel like there are a lot of references in this survey that you are not getting?
God yes. Especially considering it’s like 5 years old.
4511. You are shopping in the Mad Mall for things to add to your room. Of the following list, what 5 things will you buy?
lollipops, lace up boots, bondage gear, bubblegum machine, a miniature orange grove, house plants, Bob Geldof, duct tape, Buzzcocks, poet shirts, Marc Almond, Al Gore, acrylic paints, Snoopy’s dog house, an original andy warhol painting, zippers, orange and pink matching curtains and bed spread, flash, oj simpson, a slurpee maker, some flutes, electric chairs, feather pillows, post it notes, the terminator wax statue, fight club the movie, fight club the book
Some flutes, post it notes, bondage gear, house plants, and Snoopy’s dog house. Fun night indeed.
4512. Of the following things, which would you most like to have more of?
drink, dreams, bed, drugs, lust, lies, hate, love, fear, fun, pain, flesh, stars, smiles, fame, sex
Dreams.
4513. Your preference. David Bowie or Marc Bolan?
BOWIE!
4514. Who’d win in a fight, Morrissey or Robert Smith?
Who?
4515. Earth girls are:
Not too often down to earth.
4516. One of your friends tells you they are going to train to become a cop. your reaction?
Cool. Have fun and be careful.
4517. Would you ever consider working for the government?
Census Bureau! Census Bureau!
4518. What are the best and worst television channels?
H2 is pretty great. I don’t know what the worst channel is ‘cause I don’t watch it, haha.
4519. If you had a magicle pencil and everything you drew became real what would you draw?
LEIBNIZ DUH.
4520. Your boots were made for:
Spazzing.
4521. What movie would you like to see a mystery science theater episode about (even if it isn’t a sci fi movie, just one that needs making fun of)?
Tremors. That would be awesome.
4522. What’s the buzz?
The fuzz fuzz fuzz.
4523. The last person you would want to be stranded on a desert island with is:
Someone whose name I won’t mention.
4524. Your partner takes an aeroplane trip. the plane disappears and is never found. How long do you wait for them to return before you begin looking for a new partner?
Quite a long time. Ever seen Cast Away?
4525. Soma animals that mate for life can literally die of grief if their mate is captured or dies. How many humans would do that do you think?
Few.
4526. What would you like to touch?
Teehee.
4527. Does anything you own glow in the dark?
Me.
4528. Would you rather ride a dragon or a unicorn?
Dragon!
4529. Do things just always go right for you?
HA.
4530. What’s the best nick toon?
I was never much of a Nick kid.
4531. Can you make a balloon animal?
Probably.
4532. Would you undress at a nude beach?
That’s what nude beaches are for, yo.
4533. Wherever there’s a secret recipe, there is someone who wants to steal it. True or false?
Krabby Patties!
4534. What is today but yesterday’s tommorrow?
It’s tomorrow’s yesterday, too!
4535. Are you more like spongebob who does nothing right but still everything good happens to or like Squidward who tries to do things right and ends up having nothing good happen to him?
I empathize with Squidward, man.
4536. How many glasses of water do you drink each day?
I binge drink water. Some days I don’t drink any. Other days I drink like three gallons.
4537. What is the difference between intelectualism and pretentiosness?
Apparently not spelling ability.
4538. What do you like in a poem, accessability, crypticness or somethin in between?
I’m not a poetry person.
4539. What do you think of William Blake?
I’m not much of a poetry person.
4540. Has learning to spell become obsolete?
In a way, unfortunately.
4541. Who do you find yourself in constant conflict with?
Myself.
Why the conflict?
‘Cause I’m dumb.
4543. How many contemporary poets can you name?
Bah. Poetry.
4545. Are you every parent’s wet dream?
Hahahahahahaha.
4546. Everyone starts in the garden of Eden but no one can stay there. Why not?
Damn those apples!
4547. Would you want to join a club that would have you as a member?
Sure.
4548. Greatest black and white film:
I’m not much of a movie person.
4549: Greatest film three hours or longer:
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie longer than three hours.
4550. No means…
Meow (5sf reference)
4551. When you are exposed to the artwork (poetry, painting etc) of a friend, family member or acquaintance how likely are you to criticize it?
Not very. I like to point out the good in those types of things.
4552. Do you mentally reject people?
I try not to.
Before speaking to them?
See above.
4553. Are we already living out 1984?
FEAR GOOGLE! FEEEAAAAAAAR GOOOOOOOOOOGLLLLLLEEE!
4555. Do you like the feeling of a ball point pen being used to draw pictures on your palm?
Not really.
4556. Have you ever been airbrushed?
No. But I could use it. I do not photograph well.
4557. Are you an elitist?
No.
What are you elitist about?
Hopefully nothing.
4558. Are you arrogant?
I don’t think so.
4558. Use the two following words in a sentance: ghandi, ford
Ghandi peacefully purchased a Ford so he could ford the fjord.
4559. Are you treacherous?
I…don’t think so?
4560. Nam the ten bands/artists you are the biggest fan of:
Muse, Coldplay, Lady GaGa, OneRepublic, Deep Forest, The Guggenheim Grotto, Sugar Ray, Dethklok, Apocalyptica, Capitol Steps
4561. Are you jolly?
Ho ho ho!
4563. Would you like to reapolster your furniture in camoflauge?
Uh, not particularly, no.
4564. Would you rather have your own personal live in massuse or a new car?
A new car!
4565. What were you born holding?
Colored pencils.
4566. Big nose, is it ugly or does it give the face character?
I like big noses.
4568. Who has rejected you?
A lot of people. We’ll not get into that.
Who have you rejected?
Not a big fan of the stalkers.
4569. Natural body odor or perfumes and colognes?
Makes no difference to me.
4570. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Puff the Magic Dragon! I can see it now:
Who’s the mythical creature that lives by the sea?
Puff the Magic Dragon!
Who frolics in mists of the fair Honah Lee?
Puff the Magic Dragon!
If you’re a young boy who loves that dragon Puff
Puff the Magic Dragon!
Then bring him some string and some wax and some stuff!
Puff the Magic Dragon!
Puff the Magic Dragon!
Puff the Magic Dragon!
Puff theeee…Magic Dragonnnnn!
4571. Who frolics in the autumn mist in a land called honalee?
Oh my god, did I seriously just rewrite the Spongebob song?
4572. Is anything nastier as a snack than fruit roll ups?
Fruit Roll-Ups aren’t *terrible.* There are worse things.
4573. When you hear someone make a joke about something will you later make the same joke to someone else as if you had just thought it up?
No.
What if someone just says something intelligent, would you use what they said later as if you had made it up?
No.
4574. What’s on your pajamas?
Chickens.
4575. Are people nicer in new york or california?
I’ve never been to NY, so I couldn’t tell you.
4576. Ever think about moving to Alaska to live as a hermit?
Not Alaska, but Antarctica.
4577. You are interested in a potential mate who is already attatched. Do you encourage him or her to leave their current catch or try to find someone all alone?
I’d never encourage anyone to leave a happy relationship.
4578. Do you play in the snow?
Snow rulez.
4579. Do you save a snowball in your freezer to hit someone with in the summer time?
Hahaha. I haven’t been in a place that snows in like three years.
4580. What bible storiy would you like to see acted out by animated veggetables?
Oh, like Veggie Tales? We used to watch that all the time in St. Mary’s. We even had Larry and Bob t-shirts.
What vegetable would play Jesus?
This is the most important question in the world.
4581. Will you be ready for the next alien attack?
Uh. Sure.
4582. You can’t make this easy can you?
What did I do?!
4584. Are you the open window maniac?
Haha, what?
4585. Have you ever been a hall monitor?
Nope.
What exactly do hall monitors do anyway?
Monitor halls. Durh.
4586. Would you rather wear an army uniform or a cow costume for halloween?
I wore the same cow costume for Halloween for ten years.
4587. When was the last time you played tag, musical chairs, hide and seek etc?
Way too long ago.
4588. Can you leap frog?
Never tried.
4589. What was the last strong and clear emotion you felt?
STRONG strong? Despair.
4590. Are you more of a disco ball, a candle or a robot?
Can I be a disco robot?
4591. Could any good come out of a nuclear holocaust?
Sure.
4592. Are you an angel in disguise?
Ha. No.
4593. Could you have fun with a jelly fish?
Sure.
for 12 hours?
This section of the survey reeks of Spongebob Squarepants influence.
4594. Who throws the wildest parties?
Ever been to one of my basement orgies?
4595. Do you own an I <3 NY shirt?
Nope.
4596. If you could make a channel that played only one show all day what show would it be?
Metalocalypse.
4597. Are you a rockstar only no one knows it yet?
I’m Bon Jovi, yo.
4598. have you ever been stung by anything?
Yup.
What?
A wasp. On my eyelid when I was like 7. Traumatic.
4599. Who’s autograph have you gotten in the last year?
No one’s.
4600. Are you enjoying this?
Damn straight.
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