801. Have you ever been to poetry.com?
Have they offered to publish or honor you?
Are you aware that this is a scam?
4802. Is joy more stressful than stress is joyful?
4803. Should history be taught as a series of patriotic myths about heros or should it be taught accurately and truthfully?
Accurately, but I think there’s a level of cultural value to the myths we create.
4805. Do you practice zen driving (just following someone who looks like they know where they’re going and hoping it turns out alright)?
That sounds creepy.
4806. If you saw two monkeys getting it on at the zoo and a child asked you, ‘What’re those 4808. You find a website that will match you up with a lonely soldier who has no family to write to him and you would become his pen pal. Would you participate even if you were personally against the war?
Yeah, that actually seems pretty cool.
If yes, would it be hard for you to keep your political opinions out of the letters?
4809. What kind of email would you like to get everyday?
Any. I like surprises!
4811. Would you ever refer to shakesphere as ‘willie the shake’?
I will now.
4812. When was the last time you talked about your soul?
NO SOULS! MONADS!
4813. Why is the TV show Married By America making a big deal out of how these couples will marry each other ‘sight unseen’ when no one in the compititon is unattractive?
I have no idea, I’ve never seen it.
4814. You have made a friend on the internet. You talk deeply all the time but have never met or even seen pictures of each other. You finally decide to meet. He or she tells you that he or she will be waiting for you in the air port lobby wearing a black dress/suit and a rose. You give no description of yourself. When you get there you see someone wearing black and a rose but they are very very overweight. Do you go over and tell them who you are anyway?
Dude, I would freaking SPRINT over there.
4815. Have you ever sent someone from the internet to a place to meet you but you had no intention of showing up?
4816. PETA (animal rights activists) started an ad compaign recently showing pictures from concentration camps and comparing the mistreatment and death of animals to the holocaust. Your reaction?
Oh PETA. I support your message, but you’re so screwed up now that no one takes you seriously.
4817. Who do you feel inferior to?
Who do you feel superior to?
4819. What do you dislike so much that you could write 4 entries in one day about it?
Microsoft Word’s default font being changed from Times New Roman to Calibri. Yes, that still irritates the crap out of me.
4820. What do you think of notes that have a very good point but are left unsigned?
Nothing wrong with that.
4821. Why do people often say that the arabs just don’t want to farm and industrialize when they invented farming and industry?
People say that?
Doesn’t this show a lack of respect for arab culture?
Sounds like it.
4823. You know that the rising terror alert is all propaganda, right?
Ah, early 2000’s. Bush land.
4824. At what age does dying your hair with manic panic become undignified?
No one’s too old for crazy hair colors.
4826. What do you think of hot pink hoop earings?
4827. What has something for everyone?
That black bag the Wizard had in The Wizard of Oz!
4828. What dish would you bring to a pot luck dinner?
4829. How many people are you friends with that live or have lived in another country?
Quite a few. I chilled in Canada for a few years, remember.
4830. How much would you bet thet there will NOT be another terrorist attack on AMerica this year?
There wasn’t in 2001, was there?
4831. Why do bad things happen to good people?
That’s life, man.
4832. Name a person you seriously dislike because of their actions:
I can’t think of anyone specific.
name a person you seriously like because of their actions:
Would you rather see a really good thing happen to the person you dislike or a really bad thing happen to the person you like?
Good thing to the person I dislike. I wouldn’t want to wish a bad thing on anyone.
4833. Do you know someone who has threatened to commit suicide?
‘sucessfully’ killed themsleves?
4834. Why do you think the world suicide rate is rising?
It probably is, but that’s probably just a side effect of the world population rising in general.
4835. A woman from New Zealand has offered to let herself by crucified, literally, by G W Bush in exchange for him not going to war. Furthermore, she says he doesn’t have the “courage” to do it. Your reaction?
Dated survey is bringing back bad memories of the Bush years.
4836. Which Mike is more insane, Jackson or Tyson?
They’re both pretty crazy.
4837. “It’s not my business to inject myself into human wars.” — PETA President Ingrid Newkirk, telling The Washington Post why she asked Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat to ensure no more donkeys were used in attacks against Israelis, but would not ask him to intervene for people. Your reaction?
If PETA wants us to treat animals equal to humans (or at least with respect), it seems kind of hypocritical to not treat humans with that same level of respect.
4838. Is today an easy day for you?
4839. Tyler Dirden says ‘Let me never be complete.’ Do you agree?
Yes! I always want to be able to be someone more.
4840. What movie did you have to turn away from in horror, disgust, or fear?
4841. What does KMFDM stand for?
Isn’t that a band?
4842. Have you ever met anyone that you can’t help being fond of because they remind you of yourself?
4843. If you met yourself 8 years ago would you more likely beat yourself up or give yourself a hug?
I’d push myself down the stairs.
4844. Do you have a nervous laugh?
I have a dumb laugh regardless of nervousness.
4845. What’s your favorite milkshake flavor?
I don’t like milkshakes.
4846. How long, at the very least, should two people be in a relationship before marriage?
4847. How many years can two people be in a relationship without marrying before you start wondering when they are getting married and why they haven’t married already?
I don’t think marriage is a necessary step after some given interval of time.
4848. What challenges you?
Challenge butter! Haha, I don’t know.
4849. What irritates you?
4850. What bores you?
Economics. Statistics RULES, but econ bores me.
4851. Have you paid your parents back for raising you?
Not in the slightest, unfortunately.
4852. In America public schools are funded with the property taxes from the houses within the school district. Imagine you live in a wealthy area with very good public schools. How would you feel about students from a less wealthy area being bussed into your school district at no extra charge to their parents?
I don’t see a problem with that, I don’t think.
4853. Should a child’s education really depend on how much money their parent’s have?
4854. Would you only feel required to help your own kids get a good education?
Everyone should get the opportunity to get a good education.
4855. Would it benefit you personally if all children had access to a good education?
Probably in some way, yes.
4856. Andrew J. O’Conner, a former public defender from Santa Fe, was arrested in a public library and interrogated by Secret Service agents for five hours on February 13th. His crime? He said “Bush is out of control” on an internet chat room, and was arrested for threatening the President. Your thoughts?
That’s pretty ridiculous, but given the questions in this survey, it was probably written in like 2002 or 2003 when “terrorist” was THE buzzword. So unfortunately I’m not surprised by the story.
4857. Let’s play a drinking game where we drink everytime Bush says ‘axis of evil’ or ‘evil doers’ or ‘weapons of mass destruction’. How many times do you imagine you would have to drink in one hour?
There would be mass death due to alcohol poison.
4858. Do vegans really live longer than meat eaters?
I think the studies are inconclusive.
Do they smell better?
You’re asking the wrong girl.
4859. Do you want a lover you don’t have to love?
God no. I want a lover I love to love.
4860. Do you believe that anyone can get ahead and if they don’t it’s because they are lazy and not trying hard enough?
4861. Do you forget to look at the different opportunities available to different people?
I don’t think so.
4862. Do you often look at a subject without looking at why it is the way it is?
I think we all do that quite a lot. Human nature.
4863. Do you read any fan fiction?
I do indeed.
4864. What did you think of the English patient?
I never saw it.
4866. Have you ever created your own ‘what ___ are you’ quiz?
4867. What do you think of the Dixie Chicks?
4868. Are you looking for love?
In all the worng places?
4869. What do you feel like complaining about?
Nothing right now.
4870. What do you feel like celebrating?
4871. Can a person speak out against their government and still support their country?
4872. Do you believe your government has a file on you somewhere?
What kind of stuff do you suppose is in it?
Everything Google’s collected on me. So…everything.
4873. Do you own a $2 bill?
Is it lucky?
No. It’s just in my wallet.
4874. Would you rather date someone 3 feet tall or 9 feet tall?
3 feet tall.
4875. What do you think of Americans calling fries and toast fried in egg batter Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast instead of French Fries and French toast?
I think it’s hilarious. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to get a Freedom manicure.
4876. Would you rather have a child that is more confident or more curious?
4877. If you were going to write a bedtime story for someone you loved what would it be about?
Nakedness and cheesecake. ‘Cause why not?
4878. What is your element?
CARBON! Ha. I’m hilarious.
4879. When are you at a loss for words?
When someone steals my dictionary.
4880. What gets you through the night?
Shutting my brain off and going to sleep.
4881. What is the worst time to be alone?
There’s a certain type of “depressed” I get every once and awhile. It really sucks being alone then.
4882. When are you the most emotionally vulnerable?
When someone steals my dictionary
4883. How would you tell your friend his fly was open in public?
“DUDE your fly’s open!”
4884. Does a good friend tell you you’ve got something in your teeth or pretend not to notice it?
Depends on the situation.
4886. Do you have a good luck charm?
Bah! No need.
4887. What is the essence of You?
4888. A word to the wise:
4889. Do you photograph well?
Oh god no. I am the least photogenic person on the planet.
4890. Is it a great day to be alive?
4891. What would you consider to be better than sex?
A lot of things.
4892. Some people are just so…
4893. What evil is necessary?
“Evil” is subjective.
4894. What would you do anything for?
4895. Do famous people have the same right to speak their political veiws as regular people?
4896. Are your best years gone by?
4897. Are you ordinary?
In some respects.
4898. What are you recovering from?
Grad school. Yes, still.
4899. Did Gilligan ever get off that island?
4900. What do you think people think when they first meet you?
“What the hell is that?!”