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4701. What is your reaction to beggars and homeless on the streets?
It upsets me that we live in a world where people don’t have shelter.
Are they lazy?
No!
Why?
Homeless people are, in many cases, people who have fallen victim to really crappy circumstances, NOT lazy.

4702. Does pure altruism exist?
Depends on how you define “pure”

4703. Is ‘You like me and I like it all’ an attitude you might have?
No?

4704. Finish the words.
Ch: Chiasm
An: Annul
Ge: Gerund
So: Sonnet
Ne: Nepotism
Bo: Botox
Wi: WiFi
E: Elongate

4705. What’s your favorite science fiction movie?
Can “Tremors” count? “Tremors.”
Make it a double feature. What’s your second favorite?
Anything reviewed by MST3K.

4706. If you had a remote control for people who would you set on mute?
Everyone, but only for short periods.

4707. When have you felt like you were living in the twilight zone?
That time I watched The Twilight Zone

4708. Do you have penis envy?
Hi, Sigmund!
Do you have vagina envy?
Haha, I hope not.

4710. A child is born in Boston, Mass., to parents who were both born in Boston, Mass. The child is not a U.S. citizen. How is this possible?
That child’s born before 1776!

4711. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Mt. Everest was the highest mountain on earth regardless of whether we knew about it or not (that is, it has been since tectonic rubbin’ and slidin’ caused it to be so).

4712. If you had to choose between being 3ft. tall or 9ft. tall which would you be?
Three.

4711. If you could know the answer to any 3 questions, what would they be?:
“How did the universe begin?”
“How will the universe end?”
“What does infinite time feel like?”

4712. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the body or the mind of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?
Mind!

4713. Would it disturb you much if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the woods and left to rot? Why?
Wouldn’t bother me. I’d rather be available food to animals/worms/microbes than take up space in a sealed box underground.

4714. Would you like to know the precise date of your future death?
Yes.

4715. Would you be willing to give up all television for the next 5 years if it meant 1,000 starving children in Indonesia would eat and get medical care?
Hell yeah.

4716. Name a close friend of the opposite sex:
Sean!
Imagine they are from another country, visiting yours. Their visa is almost expired and if they get sent back to their country they may never get another visa to leave again. Would you marry them if after two years you could divorce them and they would be allowed to stay in your country?
That would be the most hilarious situation ever.

4717. Do you always call/email in when you take a day off from schol or work?
I don’t take days off.

4718. A fatalist believes that the future is mapped out in a pattern. A causalist believes that every event is tied to a previous event. Neither believes in free will. An indeterminist believes in total free will. Which are you?
Free will is an illusion! The universe is deterministic! Free will is an illusion!

4719. Would you rather have a masters degree in ecconomics or creative writing?
Creative writing.

4718. Do you feel the need to defend the honor of your family and demand respect?
Eh.

4719. What do you think about that no one else thinks about?
Stuff you’ll never know! I’m not telling.

4720. Which of the following best describes you:
A laid back person who enjoys watching sports and playing with computers.
An apathetic person who is open minded and passionate about music.
A fiesty person who lacks an attention span.
Avant garde and over confident.
I am none of these things. Except passionate about music.

4721. Why are so many letters silent in French?
Why pick on French? Why can’t English make up its mind about how to pronounce stuff? Why doesn’t English get cool little letter accents like other languages. HOW DOES SOMEONE WITH PARASIGMATISM EXPLAIN THEIR SPEECH IMPEDIMENT?!

4723. What, besides genetics and besides your environment and experiances, makes you what/who you are?
My BUTT!

4725. What do you find:
impressive: the universe
unimpressive: Kim Kardashian

4726. How easily do you understand Shakesphere?
Fairly easily. Better than I used to.

4729. What’s your favorite girl scout cookie?
Trefoils are BADASS.
Is it made from real girl scouts?
Three per cookie.

4730. How do you open your car door when it freezes shut?
I have no car.

4731. Why is it that 95 percent of the letters in french words are not pronounced?
What’s with the French-bashing?

4732. What are you Dreading?
My hair! Hahaha, hilarity.

4733. When will your ship come in?
When it damn well pleases!

4734. Do you create your art for free?
Yup.

4735. The Pope’s recent message to George Bush is ‘Go into Iraq and you go without God’. What do you think of this quote?
Rock it, Pope!

4736. Have/would you ever taken a botany (plants) course?
That would be cool.

4737. Are you using your own computere or someone else’s to take this survey?
Oh my god the spelling keeps deteriorating.
My own “computer.”

4742. Is it true what they say about Star Trek movies, that only evey other one is worth seeing?
I don’t know, I’ve never seen Star Trek.

4743. Someone once said, ‘Every possible outcome of something takes place in a parallel universe. So there is free will, but your choises only determine which of those parallel universes you live in.’ Your reaction?
I don’t think parallel universes necessitate free will. Maybe in each possible universe all the “choices” within that universe are already determined.

4745. Is there a difference between what is legal and what is ethical?
Sometimes, yes
Should there be?
Ethics are such a grey area. Legality probably shouldn’t be that grey.

4748. When looking at a clear night sky what constallations can you locate?
The Big Dipper’s over our house when we can see it, but that’s about it, haha.

4749. What movie has the worst ending ever?
“Dude, Where’s My Car?”, if by “ending” you mean “whole plot”
The best ending ever?
I really liked the director’s cut ending of “The Butterfly Effect.” I caught the end of the movie on TV a few weeks ago and was like “what is this nonsense?” before realizing that they were televising the edited ending.

4750. Are you feelin’ groovey?
Hell yeah.

4751. Oh the tangled web we weave when:
We pretend we’re spiders.

4752. Do you own anything velvet?
No.

4753. Who have you been friends with the longest?
Technically? Aneel.
How long have you two been friends?
We were in the same preschool class.

4754. Who do you feel like you are in competition with?
Everyone.

4756. What subject are you so familliar with that you could you write an FAQ (frequently asked questions) list about it?
Fit indices used in structural equation modeling
What would one question on that list be?
“Do any of these damn indices work like they’re supposed to?”
What is the answer to that question?
“Nope!”

4757. ‘Don’t use the rules.
They’re not for you – they’re for the fools
and you’re a fool if you don’t know that.
So use the rules you stupid fool’
How do you feel about these Clash lyrics?
Haha. Cute.

4759. Have you read any of Anne Rice’s Sleeping Beauty books?
No.
If yes, what did you think of them?
Horses freak me out.

4760. Can you do any voices or impressions and if yes, what ones?
I can imitate Barney Rubble surprisingly well. Blame Nick for that discovery.

4761. Guys, is it true that gentlemen prefer blondes? Girls, do blondes really have more fun?
You should ask a blonde.

4762. Do you enjoy sneaking up on people?
No.

4763. Do you often break plans?
I try not to.

4764. “Angry” and “hungry” are two words that end in “gry”. There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it?
Isn’t this a trick? Isn’t it “language”?

4765. Does anyone smoke in your home?
Nope.

4766. Have you ever actually seen a pink elephant?
My life is pink elephant.

4767. The answer to 4764 is “language”. Did you get it?
HA I knew it.

4768. What was the most embaressing or crazy thing you ever dreamed?
I had that dream about Lady Gaga’s underwear that one time.

4769. Are you depraved (marked by corruption or evil; perverted)?
I’m a band geek, of course I’m perverted.

4770. Who or what comes to mind when youhear the words:
the dangerous objects factory?
A scissors factory. Don’t run!
the dude who says dude?
Isn’t that from a movie?
the man in black?
MIB.
the catastrophe involving food?
My attempts at cooking.

4771. In blackjack, do you often double down?
That sounds dirty.

4772. Who’s the big winner?
Not me!

4773. Who do you care more about, your close friend in elementary school that you lost touh with or your first lover?
My old friend Anastasia.

4774. What’s your favorite part of a cat?
Its purr box!

4775. What was on the last cd you burned?
Haha, I can’t remember.

4776. If you wanted to learn a new language would you consider buying a Disney movie in that language to pick up pronunciation?
Sure, why not?
What Disney movie?
Hercules!

4777. Is there a modern plague? What?
Idiocy.

4778. Are your baths and showers so hot that your skin gets red?
Haha, yeah.

4779. When you dry your body after a shower do you dry your parts in the same order each time, almost automatically, or do you dry your prts in a random order each time, thinking about it while you’re doing it?
There’s a time and a place to feel myself up, and it’s not when I’m freezing cold after a shower.

4780. Do you feel like those who are speak a language around you that you can’t understand are making fun of you?
Sometimes.

4781. If you were blindfolded and your love/partner was placed in a line of fifty people could you pick him or her out only by:
I don’t have a “love/partner”, but let’s pretend it’s a certain someone, eh?
touching the face of each person?
Yes
feeling one elbow of each person?
No
smelling the breath of each person?
HA NO
licking the neck of each person?
Possibly
listening to the breathing of each person?
Yes
psychically sensing each person?
Maybe

4782. Close your eyes and turn your head towards the room you are in. Open your eyes. Describe the first object you see without telling what it is:
A cerulean piece of cloth with a big yellow cross on it.

4783. What three questions will you never say NO to?
“Do you love statistics?”
“Want to wear this ostentatious [insert piece of clothing ere]?”
“Would you want to be able to smell?”

4784. Would you like to see an American in Paris?
Is that a movie? I’ve never seen it.

4785. Are you more of a couch or a scratching post?
I’m a Saturday.

4786. What is more important, imagination or knowledge?
Both are important!

4787. Would you consider modern life to be rubbish?
Life is what you make of it.

4788. What’s the most sinful food?
Iniquity O’s! Now frosted with Original Sinnimon.
Yeah, I went there.

4789. Name one thing about yourself that you are excessivly proud of:
The fact that I can spell ‘excessively.” Or my immune system. Can one be excessively proud of one’s immune system?

4790. If you went to Hell (imagining there is one) rank these punishments in order of the one you would most prefer to the one you would least prefer.
being broken on the wheel: 4
being put in freezing water: 1
being force fed rats and snakes: 6
being smothered by brimstone and fire: 2
being dismembered alive: 7
being boiled in oil: 5
being thrown into snake pits: 3

4791. What other windows or websites do you have open on your computer right now?
Oh man. iTunes, MSN Messenger talking to my mom, R, Tinn-R, four Word documents, two IE windows, one with seven tabs, one with three. Party all the time.

4792. What kind of student were you in kindergarten?
I was a good student. I was quiet, I think. I monopolized the blocks to build massive structures.

4793. What misjudgment do many people make about you?
That I’m like twelve years old. I’m 24, dammit!

4794. If you had been named according to your personality what would your name be?
I’d have the same name. “Claudia” means “lame”, you know.

4795. What is made for kids but you love it anyway?
Oh my god, those little motorized mini Jeep things that are made for like five year olds. I ALWAYS WANTED ONE. But they only hold like 80 pounds so now I’m too fat for them. Sad day.

4796. Do you believe that China shuld cease to occupy Tibet?
Yes.

4798. Dedicate a song to someone now.
Okay.
What song?
“Say Goodnight and Go”
To who?
That’s a secret. :)
What line from that song most makes you think about this person?
“And then I’m left in bits, recovering tectonic trembling/You get me every time”

4799. Can you live completely in the moment giving no thought to past or future?
Haha. No.

4800. Can you honestly say that nothing bothers you?
I’m me. Everything bothers me.

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