Dear Lord: thank you for YouTube
This is like 4,000 times funnier than it has any right to be.
Desire to get an iPhone just for this app = high.
Today’s song: Could It Be You (Punk Rock Chick) by Hwood
Jim Davis called, he wants his dignity back
Okay, it might be the complete lack of sleep talking, but this is one of the most entertaining things I’ve found on the internet in awhile:
A few of the completely randomized ones were absolutely hilarious. Here are a few that I made, just ‘cause. Next step: Haikus.
And now that I’ve laughed inappropriately hard for about half an hour, I’m going to try to sleep. Maybe.
Today’s song: O Nata Lux by Morten Lauridsen
It’s been awhile
I should just pen-and-paper this one, I can’t draw a freaking scale in Flash. But I’ve wanted to do this one for awhile. Sorry, busy doing homework.
Today’s song: Walk Away by Alex Nifong
I AM IRON MAN…DERRNERRNERRNERRNERRNERRNERR, IRON PANTS
What I spent my afternoon watching.
Some of the ones that had me laughing for quite some time:
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/liver_say_die/ (the little “noooo” at the end makes it)
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/late_for_work/
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dont_thinko_de_mayo/
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/mr._forgetful/
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/blank_cd_in_a_microwave/
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_stepdaughter/
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_last_temptation_of_5_second_films/ (just ‘cause of the first one, oh my god)
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/johnny_quickdeaths_pool_playtime/
This is why StumbleUpon should not be allowed in my office.
Today’s song: That Beep by Architecture in Helsinki
When God said “do not worship false icons,” he was just making an idol threat
This was freaking fantastic. I’ll have to show this to Sean.
Today’s song: Symmetry by The Rain
Apparently the Competence Train doesn’t stop in Vancouver
A YouTube video in which is represented every mistake in every Infancy paper I read this semester.
More Whose Line is it Anyway because it’s important
This whole thing is freaking great. Colin + Ryan = awesome hilarity.
Instant mood lifter
Hahahahah, oh my god.
Yay for Leibniz. Descartes’ is pretty good, too.
This had me laughing. So hard.
Colin Mochrie is so freaking hilarious. I love how Ryan just loses it completely a few times.
Give this man a medal!
So many puns, so little time. So awesome.
Oh wow, I needed this
Haven’t laughed this hard in awhile. I’m pretty sure everyone else on the floor could hear me in my office today. Some of these comments are just perfect.
What’s the going rate for pants nowadays?
This is the second time I’ve seen the word “abscissa” used outside a math/stats book.
But Madam, I’m Not Wearing Pants!
The only thing that loaded before my internet decided to fart and die tonight.
A lot of these are pretty great.
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I also love this webcomic now.
Some samples:
http://www.warehousecomic.com/comic_022.php
http://www.warehousecomic.com/comic_054.php
http://www.warehousecomic.com/comic_115.php (this had me laughing for awhile)
I should be stopped.
Oh-ho-ho, so every webcomic’s jumping on this apparent bandwagon, are they? Allow me to provide my OWN input!
Any of you high school friends remember this?
So I’ve been cleaning out all my crap since I’m moving away on…um…Sunday…
Any of you guys remember that time I took the deck of cards at lunch and started making a whole bunch of crazy stories about each of the cards? I found the paper on which I wrote the flowchart of the whole story. There were like four cards named Dick, and there was Octoball, Alan, Jacob, Spermius, Aneel, myself, a bunch of midgets, Thousand Pound Theo, Dr. Semen…
Is this ringing a bell for anyone? I was laughing for like three hours reading this. I have Istanbul drawn on the left side of the paper, Fort Cocks is on the opposite corner, like every card got an STD, the Dickless Support Group’s in the middle of the page…
This was freaking epic. Almost as good as the pornographic reading of To Kill A Mockingbird.
Billy Mays, NOOO!
But, as I was saying to Matt: “HI, BILLY MAYS’ GHOST HERE FOR GHOSTBUSTERS…”
And I know that Billy Mays and Vince were fighting over the kingdom of infomercial land, but this is by the same guy who did the ShamWow! parody awhile back.
“Quit throwin’ your money away, what the FUCK are you DOING?!?!”
So over the top.
ALL CAPS
Oh MAN, I forgot how awesome RAB is. Top five:
Number 18
“Hey everyone, let’s do some motherfucking drugs!”
I love how he just chugs the whole box of them.
“So do we call poison control…or let him die and have a parade?”
“You’re dead to me, boy!”
The end with donkey just makes it.
Number 17
“What is that, metric?”
“Puppy cut that out!” “Sorry, it’s these fucking pants!”
Genius. The only reason this is second is because there’s no Sean Connery.
Number 11
“Hey, look! It’s Satan! Satan liked it! He liked it! Hey Satan!”
I want to be in F.U.C.K.
Also, Rammstein is a badass song.
Number 13
Love the singing at the beginning and the sound effects throughout.
Puppy’s directing is great, too.
Number 8
“I’m havin’ sex I think!”
“Now go fuck like a good Christian!”
The whole puppy/mother sequence is great.
As if there aren’t enough things to make fun of in Idaho
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a prime example of why I love Capitol Steps:
Capitol Steps is a musical performance group that re-writes songs with lyrics about current political issues. Their songs from the early Bush administration are extra gold.
Seriously, check these guys out.
I love orchestras! I love metal!
Hahahaha, holy crap:
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