4001. How would you rate your sex drive?
It’s under NEGATIVE NINE THOUSAND!!

4002. You are sitting alone with a stack of videos and a vcr. Of the following which are you most likely to put on (1 is most, 10 is least)
(lawl, “vcr”)
The good the bad and the ugly,
6
dracula,
5
slc punk,
9
twin peaks fire walk with me,
7
jerry springer too hot for tv,
10
singing in the rain,
4
flash gordon,
3
the matrix,
2
blade runner,
8
the muppet movie
1

4003. Are you more likley to get or send random instant messages?
Get.

4004. If you were writing an ad telling people to come to your town what would you say about it?
Tucson: like living on the surface of the sun, but without the hazards of space travel!

4005. What part of your body can you not stand to get an itch on?
The inside of my ear.

4006. How many people do you suppose have stolen that System of a Down album called ‘steal this album’?
Haha, I saw a used copy of that at Hasting’s once with a sticker on it that read “stealing this album will result in appropriate prosecution.”

4008. would you rather have a poster of john lennon or a cute fuzzy black cat?
KITTY!

4009. make a public service announcement:
The Oxford comma’s totally hip now. Use it.

4010. What makes you feel the need to escape?
Not having plans.

4011. You and your signifigant other, crush, interest etc…who is the ernie and who is the bert?
I don’t really have an “interest” right now, but I think we’d both be Berts. I don’t think I’d usually have an interest in an Ernie.

4012. When was the last time you did something and later asked yourself ‘did I do the right thing?’?
HA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHA…
Ha…
Oh, I’m sad now.

4013. What do you find it hard to say goodbye to?
The past.

4014. What is your fantasy valentine’s day like?
I’m having fun and I’m not alone. That’s about as far as I’ve fantasized for Valentine’s Day.

4015. If you had to have a color for a name, what color would it be?
RADICAL CARROT. Oh my god. I might have to go change my name like right now.

4016. Should preference be given to minority students during the college admission process?
In an ideal world, it wouldn’t HAVE to be.

4017. Sweet wine, fresh crisp appples, bagles with creme cheese and lox…what is the most incredibly luxurious food?
German chocolate cake is pretty far up there for me.

4018. Is there really anything to fear in communism?
There’s something to fear in everything.

4019. Best sesame street character:
Grover’s a BAMF.
most annoying sesame street character:
I never liked Elmo much.

4020. feast or famine?
Famine.

4021. Write a poem right here in five minutes or less:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Datum means one
Data means two.
(Or more.)
Sorry, that was totally lame.

4022. Do you stay and help clean up after a party?
I would, yes. I haven’t been to a party in like 4,000 years.
4024. What are you the prince or princess of?
Anxiety.

4025. Some people think that Christmas should be taken off of public school calanders because it is politically incorrect. What aould you say to this?
Pfft. People are way too uptight about these kinds of things.

4026. Would you rather go to an excorcism or a step aerobics class?
Hahahahahaha. I’ll take aerobics, thanks.

4027. Do you believe in spells and curses?
Nope.

4028. What tv show does your family watch together?
My mom and I watch DVR’ed Daily Show and Colbert Report every once and awhile.

4029. What’s on your calander this year?
A bunch of weeks. A couple months. 181 more days to screw up.

4030. Is anything ruining your life?
Yes.
What?
Myself.

4031. How was life meant to be lived?
Happily.

4032. What is your usual breakfast?
A scrambled egg with lots of pepper.

4033. If you had kids, would you worry about what they did online?
Probably. I think I’d be the most anxiety-riddled parent on the planet. Either that or I’d let my little dude do whatever and assume he’s got some common sense.

4034. Will you be maxin and relaxin this weekend?
What does that even mean?
If not, what are your weekened plans?
Wait! I need to know what “maxin’ and relaxin’” is so that I can tell you if I plan to do otherwise!

4035. Who has the most interesting story to tell:
someone who used to fly to asia as a drug trader
the ceo of Nike
a nyc homeless person
a preacher’s wife
Probably the homeless person.

4036. What do you have a bad feeling about?
The rest of my life.

4037. Do you have a lot to say?
About some things, yes.

4038. If a smallpox vaccine was offered to you, would you take it?
Eh.

4039. Would you ever work at a kissing booth?
No one would pay to kiss me.
how about a dunking booth?
That’d be fun.

4040. There is a woman who paints by stripping naked, rolling around in paint and then pressing her body against the canvas. What do you think of her art?
That’s…interesting.

4041. Have you ever bought something you saw on tv?
Haven’t we all?

4043. Have you gone mental?
Probably.

4044. What do you think of jews for jesus?
Haha, sounds interesting.

4045. Has anyone ever tried to ‘save’ you?
Yes. Obviously it didn’t work.

4046. Quick! picture santa clause in your head…
Okay.
Was he black or white when you pictured him?
Haha, it was actually Santa Bot from Futurama. So he was grey.

4047. Would you ever buy a black santa clause?
Sure. Good luck finding one in AZ, though.

4048. or take your kids to vist a black santa clause?
Sure.
why or why not?
Seriously?

4049. What do you smell like?
Good question.

4050. What kind of soup do you eat?
I’m not much of a soup person.

4051. What have you heard about the next Harry Potter book?
Haha. Old survey.
Will you pre-order it?
I’m not a Harry Potter fan.

4052. Would you rather go out or stay in?
Stay in.

4053. What’s your favorite song to hear on halloween?
I’ve always liked The Monster Mash.

4054. What song makes you feel all tingly like you want to laugh and scream and cry?
Sleepyhead!!

4055. If you were starting a website that was not about you, what Would it be about?
Statistics.

4056. Do you ever take the long way just for fun?
Yup!

4057. ‘..and god said let there be ____and there I was.’
Fill in the blank, as if if you were talking about yourself.
“Rainbows!”

4058. What do you think of when you hear the word ‘mill’?
Windmills.

4059. What do you think of when you hear the name:
weird al?
Childhood
bob dylan?
Mumbling
michael jackson?
Moonwalking
henry rollins?
Who?
billy idol?
White Wedding.
gary numan?
Cars.
will smith?
Switch.
paul mcartney?
Apples.
alice cooper?
Makeup.
J Lo?
Butts

4060. What is one social disaster you have had?
My life?

4061. Can you moonwalk?
I don’t think I’ve ever tried.

4062. If a presidential candidate went on late night tv, picked up a guitar and rocked out on it and could really play, would that influence you to like/respect them more?
I’d be impressed with them, but if I didn’t agree with them politically I still would vote for my guy (even if he was totally musically inept).

4064. If it was possible for people to instantly change from one sex to another, would everyone be straight in the end?
HA. No.
Would you change your sex?
I’ve got Claude. I don’t need to.

4065. Finish the sentance: nobody broke your heart, if you’re alone…
It ain’t nobody’s fault but your own (had to make it rhyme. Sorry.)

4066. Would you rather have a best friend OR a boyfriend/girlfriend on a Friday night?
Neither. I like to be alone on Friday nights.

4067. Would a woman rather be complimented about her intelligence OR her looks?
*I* would rather be complimented on my intelligence.

4068. Do you tend to think of the right thing to say after the moment is gone?
Sometimes.

4069. Would you rather a potential mate have nice hair OR nice legs?
Hahaha. Hair.

4070. Okay,…. nice hair OR a nice rack/bulge?
Hair.

4071. What is one thing you thought you would enjoy, but actually didn’t?
GRAD SCHOOL OH MY GOD

4072. Be in the spotlight OR in the shadows?
Spotlight.

4073. What is your favorite part of the newspaper?
Comics!

4074. What in your life has been an “acquired taste” for you?
Sanity.

4075. Do you find sunlight makes you happier?
It makes me forget the doldrums of Vancouver where I spent 2 miserable years of my life. So yes.

4076. If you could conquer one fear, it would be…?
My fear of being inadequate.

4077. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever seen someone do or heard anyone has done?
That’s a very hard question. Have you SEEN the internet?

4078. How do you feel about the fact that J-Lo earns 37 million dollars a year?
That’s disturbing.
Do you buy anything that contributes to her salary?
I don’t think so.
Is J Lo the ultimate ideal of what a woman should be?
Maybe to some people.

4080. Worst fashion mistake EVER:
Haha. Me.

4082. Is there a musical performer more ridiculous than Avril Lavigne (I don’t think there is)?
Hey, Avril’s not so bad.

4083. What is the best:
daytime talk show?
I have no idea.
late night talk show?
Again, no idea.

4084. Are you afraid of total freedom?
I don’t know.

4085. Do you live in an invisible prison?
How would I know if I did? I haven’t run into any of the bars yet.

4086. Who do you feel distant from, that you used to be close to?
Pretty much all my friends. And not just physically.

4087. Rate the following song lyrics (1 = you like it the most, 9 = you like it the least).
Maybe you shouldn’t care/throw away those dreams/& dare
1
Eden lets me in/I find the seeds of love/And climb upon the highwire/I kiss and tell all my fears
7
I know the pressure is on/In a race for the life of endless love/If it seems to much/Remember/All these things are endless
5
I see the wind, oh I see the trees/Everything is clear in my heart/I see the clouds, oh I see the sky/Everything is clear in our world
6
Inflatable doll/Lover ungrateful/I blew up your body/But you blew my mind
5
Well I jumped into the river/too many times to make it home/I’m out here on my own/drifting all alone/and if it doesn’t show/ give it time/to read between the lines
4
The very thought of you makes/My heart sing/Like an April breeze/On the wings of spring/And you appear in all your splendor/My one and only love
8
now I’ve had lots of girls/most of them from other worlds/but lookin through the galaxey/the valley girls are the ones for me
9
I’m the dandy highwayman so sick of easy fashion/the clumsy boots, peek-a-boo roots that people think so dashing/so what’s the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?/it’s kind of tough to tell a scruff the big mistake he’s making
4

4088. Can you name any of the nine bands/songs above?
GUNS N’ ROSES…the last one’s Atom Ant…that’s about all I know.

4089. What would your reaction be if a total stranger called to say s/he loved you and told you that you were to pass the message on to others in a telephone call you make yourself?
I would run.

4090. Would you like to take a journey to jupiter?
Sure!

4091. Can you crack nuts in your bare hands?
Teehee.

4092. Do you take walks at night?
I used to in Vancouver. Here I’d probably get stabbed.

4093. Beavis and Butthead or daria?
Neither.

4094. Cow or chicken?
Oh my god I loved that cartoon.
Chicken.

4095. Do you think you will visit China in this life?
Doubtful.

4096. Are you having a happy day?
Meh. It’s a day.

4097. When was or will be your ‘golden birthday’ (when your age is the same as your birthdate, like turning 17 on the 17th)?
Haha, when I was two.

4098. Enlighten everyone with something profound:
I’m not wearing pants.

4099. When has the third time been the charm for you?
Hmm…not sure, actually. I can usually get things to work the first or second time.

4100. What is kinda sick, but fun?
Life.

That’s Latin for “oh god, when the hell is Claudia going to be done with this infernal 5,000 question survey?” (Answer: soon, young followers. Soon.)

3701. If you HAD to do your holiday shopping for EVERYONE in only ONE store what store would you pick?
The Dollar Store. Totally. Who doesn’t want glow sticks for a present? Communists, that’s who.

3702. What’s more annoying: the person in front of you driving ten miles under the speed limit on a regular day OR a person who cuts you off doing 10 miles over the speed limit on a stormy day?
Depends. Is it a 2+ lane road? If so, then the person speeding their butt off is more annoying. But if there’s only one lane and you can only pass like every 10 miles, then the person going slowly is obnoxious as hell.

3703. Define the word TIME without using the word time in the definition.
It’s a magazine!

3704. What old cartoons do you remember watching?
How old is old? I remember: Talespin, Eek!, 2 Stupid Dogs,  Johnny Bravo, Dexter’s Lab, Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy. Some of those are quite a bit older than others.

3705. Do you think that people care only about the people they know personally or do most people care about all people?
I think we do have an ability to care for all people, especially when we’re reminded of our own humanity when natural disasters strike.

Why do you think people feel that way?
As obnoxious, selfish, and egocentric as we all seem, we’re all human. We care about our species.

3706. Are you more like Bra,k Zorak, or Space ghost and why?
Oh god, flashbacks to watching Space Ghost Coast to Coast and being too young to understand what the hell was going on. So I’m not really sure.

3707. Would you rather see the movie first and then read the book or read the book and then see the movie?
I’d rather just read the book. Most movies ruin something or other that’s important.

3708. Do you own any audio books?
They’re not technically audio books…

What?
I own a 2 hour long recording of brown noise. I own Brian Regan’s LIVE! and a recording of his I Walked on the Moon. OH HOLY FREAKING CRAP I just realized now that I’ve got 500 GB of external hard drive, I can finally download The Great Gatsby as audio. I adore that book.

3709. Why are things the way they are?
Deterministic universe!

3710. Do you believe that guns don’t kill people and that people kill people?
Yes.

Why?
Because ascribing the ability to kill to inanimate objects that would NOT kill unless acted upon is stupid. For example, snow doesn’t kill people, but snow acted upon by forces causing mass amounts of it to barrel down a slope in an avalanche does (assuming there are people below it, of course).

3711. What is the best way you can think of to prevent murder?
Stop killing people. GENIUS!

3712. Why is it that in the USA thousands of people are murdered with a gun each year while in Canada only a handful of people are murdered with a gun each year?
Because the entire population of Canada is roughly equivalent to the population of California. I wonder if the gun murder rates would be closer if the populations were more similar.
Incidentally, have you ever been to Surrey? That’s where probably 90% of Canada’s gun murders occur.

Sure sounds like the USA is doing something wrong, but what?
MAKIN’ BABIES! Also Republicans.

3713. Is there a difference between really being yourself and just being automatic and acting on whims?
If you’re not yourself on “automatic pilot,” who are you?

3714. Have you ever strolled through a graveyard?
Yes.

In the dark?
Yes. My apartment was practically surrounded by graveyard in Vancouver. Canadian ghosts, eh?

3715. What is the difference between a good poem and a bad one?
I don’t like poetry.

3716. Who really cares about anything?
Me.

Do you?
I just told you!

Do you let it show, all the time?
That would be indecent.

3717. Do you live with passion?
Sometimes. Sometimes I have no will to live at all.

3718. Do you talk to squirrels?
I don’t like squirrels.

3719. Do you kick up leaves?
Fall is fun.

3720. Which do you need more: sugar, caffeine, alcohol, drugs, sex, sleep?
I don’t think any of these would help me out.

3721. What images do you get from the phrase ‘human subway’?
A flashback to a Craigslist personal I read in 2009 in which a guy was describing how much he hated women’s personal ads because they all listed qualities they were looking for in a dude as if they were building a man at Subway’s “create a man” station.

3722. Joe Strummer died. Are you sad?
Should I know who that is?

Do you have a fond memory of him to share?
Obviously not.

3723. If you are a guy are circumcised?
Not a dude.

If you are a girl which do you prefer circumcised or not?
Um…I don’t know.

3724. Does it bother you that in the USA you will be tracked based on what web sites you visit, what online purchases you make and your email will be read by the government?
It bothers me, but doesn’t surprise me. Worse things could be happening.

3725. Have you ever checked out the online personals?
Indeed. Scary things be on teh internets.

3726. What do you crave?
Excitement, awesome data, awesome data analyses, sugar.

3727. On a scale of 1-10 how tough are you?
Physically? 8.

3728. On a scale of 1-10 how tender are you?
3?

3729. On a scale of 1-10 how good are you?
8.

3730. On a scale of 1-10 how evil are you?
I hope a 1.

3731. What would make a cool coffee table book?
“1,001 Pictures of Naked Leibniz Doing Calculus”

3732. What’s the most interesting conversation piece in your home?
To me? My mega stats book of awesomeness. To others? Probably the TV. It’s big.

3733. If you could get on the mall loud speaker on christmas eve you would say, ‘Attention holiday shoppers:
“Why are you still shopping on Christmas Eve? Go home and ‘nog it up!”

3734. What are you on the outside of looking into?
Sanity.

3735. Are you more of a peculiar purple pie man or a sour grape?
Hahaha what?

3736. Who is someone you know should deserve more respect?
My mom.

3737. Does the end ever justify violence as a means?
I don’t know, really. I don’t think I could know from my experience.

3738. Care about everything, or care about nothing? Which would be worse?
Caring about nothing.

3739. Why do so many people on the internet pretend to be pregnant?
Um…I had no idea this was an issue.

3740. Have you ever been the diary Hicks or Brian (same guy, Hicks is the old diary, Brian is the current one)?
I’m assuming you’re wanting to actually ask if I’ve read it, not if I’ve been it. Either way, no.

3741. What was your new years like in (answer all that you can remember)
1970?
Not alive!

1980?
Still not alive!

1990?
Was alive for this one! But I was like two so I don’t remember.

1995?
I was like seven, so I don’t remember.

1998?
10 years old! I probably watched the ball drop on TV.

2000?
I wanted to be quirky so I watched the ball drop on TV while standing on my head.

2006?
Probably just watched the ball drop on TV. Again. I live an exciting and fulfilling life, I do.

3742. You know the Def Leopard song, ‘Love Bites’?
No.

Do they actually mean love bites as in it sucks, or lovebites as in hickies?
I don’t know, I’ve never heard it.

3743. All you want for Christmas is:
A new life.

3744. If you rearrange the letters in SANTA what words can you make?
“Satan,” of course. Do I get to make smaller words, too?

3745. Say anything:
“Anything.”
3746. Can you feel your life ending one minute at a time?
Unfortunately not.

3747. Is there something you don’t want to talk about?
Yes.

3749. Who would you stop the world and melt with?
A certain someone. You know who I mean.

3750. Is there anyone you wish you had never known?
Meh.

3751. Do you prefer to drive or be driven?
Depends on who’s driving.

massage or be massaged?
Massage.

pamper or be pampered?
Pamper.

go down or be gone down on?
Hahahahaha.

3752. What do you think of the sims?
Freaking love The Sims.

3753. How about the Sims Online?
Never played it.

3754. Professional or home pedicure and why?
I’ve never had a pedi. I’d go professional, though.

3755. Is there a difference between overweight and over fat?
Durh.

3756. What do you think of Rush Limbaugh?
Oh don’t get me started.

3757. Do you buy books and then never read them?
I try not to. Books rule.

3758. What does OPP stand for?
I don’t know, actually.

3759. If you had to be a character from married with children, what would you be?
I’ve never seen that show.

3760. What did you get for christmas?
A badass stats book, that’s what!

3761. What was your best ever valentine’s day?
2008. Actually, the day before was better, but whatev.

3762. What movie would you like to see again, that you haven’t watched since you were a kid?
I’d love to run through all the Disney classics again.

3763. Have you seen Fantastic Planet?
Indeed I have not.

3764. Do feet disgust you?
Not usually. They ARE pretty creepy, though, if you think about them.

3765. What pain releaver do you use?
MANLINESS. Or ibuprofen.

3766. Are you an artist, a designer or a doodler?
I’m a drawer. I’m in between a doodler and an artist. See pretty works here.

3767. Do you belong to a gym?
I’m a member of the Y.

3768. Have you ever been to court?
Only in a play.

Over what?
It was by Ayn Rand, though, so that hardly counts as anything.

Did you win?
I won the shame of being involved in something associated with Ayn Rand.

3769. Would you ever take a case on court TV (Judge Judy and such)??
Nope.

3770. You are given a million dollars, only you MUST spend it (or as much as possible) IN ONE MONTH. ANY LEFT OVER MONEY WILL GO AWAY. WHAT DO YOU BUY?
CAPS LOCK MAKES THIS SERIOUS! I’d give a great majority to my mom and close friends (does that count), I’d buy my own place + car, I’d buy a ticket to Antarctica, I’d buy a lifetime license to SAS, I’d buy as many awesome pieces of colorful clothing as possible.

3771. What are your pj’s like?
An orange shirt with the Kix cereal logo thingy on it. Panties.

3772. Is there a fabric you love above all other fabrics?
Does polyester count? Hahaha. I’m tacky.

3773. Can you think of any words (besides mom, dad and bob) that spell the same thing backwards and forwards?
Poop, kayak, this one news anchor’s last name down here, tenet, rotavator. Also, did you know that aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes? And did you know that palindromes are rasemordnilap?

3774. Who would enter an ugly foot contest????
Probably people with ugly feet.

3775. Would you rather see a movie with someone who screams during the movie, crys through the movie, or talks theough the movie? What’s the least annoying?
I would rather not go see a movie. HA!

3776. Do you have any grey hair?
On occasion. But I also have occasional red hairs as well.

3777. Are all the Jennifers you know psychotic?
Do I know any Jennifers?

3778. Do you want to join a country club?
No.

3779. ‘I felt a funeral in my brain’ – Emily Dickinson. What do you feel in your brain?
Disdain for you for making me read Emily Dickinson.

3780. What is the best atari game you can remember?
I wasn’t gaming back in the Atari era.

3781. Hulk Hogan, Alf or Mr T?
Mr. T!

3782. Did you dance today?
No.

3783. Are birds happy in cages?
Probably not.

Are pets happy indoors?
Depends on the pet. Some cats seem extremely content just chillin’ in the sun streaming through the glass door.

3784. Have you, or has anyone you know, ever been stuffed in a locker?
Yeah. We busted up the locker pretty badly, too.

3785. Critique this poem.
Last night death signed my yearbook
   Have a good summer
   he said
   see ya next year
   and then I realized it wasn’t my yearbook
   it was my tombstone
That’s deep, bro.

3786. Red or white wine?
Apple juice.

3787. Hula hoops or jump ropes?
Jump ropes.

3788. Do you like tiffany lights?
I don’t even know what those are.

3789. Do you like fights?
Not particularly.

3790. What do YOU want to pin the tail on?
That sounds…dirty.

3791. Wasn’t last night fun?
No. Go die.

3792. Have you ever met a group of more interesting people?
As compared to who?

3793. Would you eat Spaghetti with waffles to keep from offending someone?
That sounds insanely gross. Who is this person and why would avoiding spaghetti + waffles offend them so?

3794. Do you play with Mr Patatoe head?
Did Dan Quayle write this survey?

3795. Would you rather live in an attic or a basement?
Oh god, no more basements.

3796. Can you understand sign language?
Some. Not enough for conversation at all, though.

3797. Do you wear ridiculous hats?
No.

Does Elton John?
Probably.

3798. What music is wild and crazy?
This noise. Best workout song ever.

3799. How does one live their life like a candle in the wind?
By setting their hair on fire and standing in a wind tunnel.

3800. Ziggy and the Spiders or Benny and the Jets?
I’ve never hear either, actually.

3601. What brands do you like?
Sony. Haha, that’s the only one I can think of right now.

3602. What do you think of the ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ policy of gays in the millitary?
I think it’s pretty sad that we live in a world where we have to have LAWS to keep us from discriminating/harassing/destroying others based on such petty things as sexuality.

3603. Why do you think that so many people have such a problem with gays?
‘Cause people suck.

3604. It seems like it is more accepted for a woman to be bi or gay than for a man. Why do you think that is?
Society is weird as hell, that’s why.

3605. When a kid kisses another kid on the playground is it sexual harassment?
Pfft, no.

3606. If you had to name yourself after an object in the room with you what would you pick?
Spiral Staircase.

3607. Pick the two most important things out of these: writing deep thoughts, expressing your self clearly, being honest, finding new novel ways to waste time, being organized, practicing what you want to do, trying to be famous
Practicing what you want to do, writing deep thoughts (thus rendering my blogs completely worthless)

3608. You were only waiting for this moment to —–
Take off my pants.

3609. Knowing historically that native American indians were and are the first americans, how do you feel about america and current americans?
As many horribly atrocious things we’ve done to other beings, I’m still pretty impressed with “Americans.”

3610. Just what exactly determines whether or not one is ‘mental’?
We’re all mental. Some are just better at hiding it.

3611. is it true that people with depression CAN’T function in society?
Nope, we just think they can’t.

3612. fill in the word: half of what i say is ———–
One one-millionth of what I think.

3613. Some people believe the Holocaust was a hoax?. What do you think of this?
I think that’s pretty insulting to everyone who had to go through that, as well as all their living relatives.

3614. Does EVERYONE in the world care about how they look except YOU?
I care about how I look.

3615. Do you love italian names like Lorenzo, Gaetano, and Grazziano?
Meh.

3616. Everyone does horrible things.
True.

Do you think that people are more acceptiong of the bad things they do themselves or the bad things others do?
Depends on the bad thing.

Which are you more accepting of?
I’m way more accepting of the bad things others do.

3617. Is it true that NO ONE wants to date grumpy people?
I think grumpy people like to grump together.

3618. Bush and his henchmen have now come up with a list of people for the CIA to assassinate. What do you think of this?
Dated survey is dated.

3619. Why is it that in many states sodomy and oral sex are still illegal, even if they are consensual?
Oral sex is illegal?

3620. What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think of:
liberals?
Obama.

conservatives?
Haha, Cheney.

hippies?
Flowers.

nobel peace prize winners?
Intelligence.

black panthers?
Dark.

time magazine?
Red.

feminists?
Buzz cuts, haha.

3621. Order these issues from most important and needing to be dealt with to least important and we can put it off: cloning, racism, aids cure, the middle east, putting power back in the hands of the people, the environment, better education
The environment, better education, the Middle East, putting power back in the hands of the people, racism, AIDS cure, cloning.

3622. Do you feel like you are missing out because you can only know a certain number of people in this world and you can’t know everyone?
Not really.

3623. What do you imagine being a soldier in a war is actually like?
Probably a lot worse than I can actually imagine.

3624. Do you agree that woman should be allowed to enlist in the army?
Yup.

3625. What is the purpose of government?
Good question. I don’t think they know anymore.

3626. Why don’t people believe in free love anymore?
Don’t they?

3627. Do you make desicions with your head or your heart?
Head.

3628. What is the differance between sympathy and empathy?
Sympathy = what you feel when you share emotions with a person but haven’t gone through whatever is causing their emotions.
Empathy = what you feel when you share emotions with a person while having the experience personally of whatever is causing their emotions.

3629. Can you think of any person or group you cannot empathsize with?
Many.

3630. Like creme savers?
Never had them.

3631. Your best friends asks you to marry them Out of the blue. You say:
Been there, done that!

3632. What makes you feel seriously depressed?
Life.

3633. Have you personally worked for peace?
In my own way, yes.

3634. Do you suppress parts of yourself because you are afraid of judgement?
Welcome to life.

3635. Do you take in the ideas and opinions of others too often?/
I take them in, but that doesn’t mean I apply them/adapt them.

3636. 36 – 24 – 36?
867-5309?

3637. What just isn’t right?
Left.

3638. What makes your blood boil??
Sitting on a Bunsen burner.

3639. Have you ever gone to the bathroom in aplace that wasn’t a bathroom?
Hahahaha. Yeah.

3640. Want some water melon?
Watermelon’s awesome.

3641. What’s your favorite gum?
5 Gum, either prism or RPM flavor.

3642. What do you imagine going to Harvard is like?
Scary. Intimidating. Preppy.

3643. What would you get rid of forever if you had to choose snow or rain?
Rain! Snow rules.

3644. Is there a santa clause?
SantaBot!

3645. Do you understand yourself?
Indeed.

Do you understand everyone else?
HA. No.

3646. Do you think there is a connection between understanding yourself and understanding others?
To an extent, but nothing major in my opinion.

3647. What’s good?
Large sample sizes. Homoscedasticity. Leibniz. :)

3648. Have you ever played dodge ball?
YAY dodgeball!

3649. Is there anything you feel men can do better than woman?
Create sperm.

3650. Is there anything you feel woman can do better than men?
Carry a baby.

3651. What do you think of jazz?
I’m not a big fan of it.

3652. Why do you suppose Christmas has more hype than Chanucka?
Lots more Christians + much more commercially tappable.

3653. What is like a rock?
Was that Ford who used that slogan? Haha, I can’t remember.

3654. Who do you 100% trust?
No one.

3655. Are you dreaming of a white christmas?
I freaking hate that movie.

3656. Have you done anything nice for your neighbors this year?
I have no idea who my neighbors are.

3657. What is the most courageous thing you have ever done?
Quit grad school. Given who I am, that took a LOT of courage.

3658. What things (not people) would you miss most if you were locking the big brother house for weeks on end?
My Vaio. My music. R. Stuff to read.

3659. Use five words to describe your life now.
Blah, meh, peh, boring, and get-me-out-of-here.

3660. Use five words to describe your family.
Strange, hilarious, small, and functionally-dysfunctional.

3661. Use five words to describe your childhood.
Imaginative, enlightening, shy, impactful, naïve.

3662. Who has seen the wind?
Who hasn’t?

3663. what’s the point of MLA format? Why can’t students just freely write their gathered info and opinions the way they feel is best for them?
Because standards are easier in the sense that it makes it easiest for others to recover the information’s source if they want it. Also, MLA > APA in terms of making sense. I hate APA’s rules.

3664. What’s your favorite fairy tale?
I’ve always liked The Emperor’s New Clothes for some reason.

3665. How will explain god to your children (or a child)?
I won’t. They’ll find out eventually.

3666. Is this question satanic?
Why would it be?

3668. What will last longer, the moon or the human race?
Well, if Newt has his way…

3669. Whose lives do you value more; those of your country or all of humanity?
All of humanity!

3670. If the jehovas witnesses dropped by your house what would you do?
Hide.

3671. Someone you work with or go to school with is giving you a surprise gift. Would you like it better if it were a talking teddybear or a mini tarot deck?
Tarot!

3672. Where does the sky begin? Just above the ground?
Wherever “the limit” is.

3673. What’s the most romantic thing to do?
Sit up all night and talk. Naked. With maybe some other stuff thrown in.

3674. What’s your most twisted, perverted or odd fantasy?
Ha. Like I’m telling.

3675. What’s wrong with lieing?
The spelling.

3676. If you could have lunch with any _______ who would it be?
rock star?
Can I say all three members of Muse? ‘Cause I’m going to.

actor/actress?
Tom Hanks!

political leader?
Probably Obama.

historical figure?
Voltaire.

dead person?
LEBNIZ!!!!!!!

person from your past?
Anastasia.

person in the world?
Do they have to be living?

writer?
Vladimir Nabokov.

artist?
Salvador Dali.

fictional character?
Phileas Fogg! Holy freaking crap, yes.

Disney character?
Jafar.

3677. Dedicate a song to someone right now.
Say Goodnight and Go is for…someone secret. :)

3678. It’s christmas eve at ten o’clock at night and YOU HAVE NO SHOPPING DONE! The only thing that’s open is the grocery store and the drug store. Do you do all your christmas shopping in the grocery and drug store?
I’d buy everyone some Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Everybody likes Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Then I’d buy supplies to make cards and I’d put Cap’n Crunch on the cards just to confuse people.

3679. If superman is so powerful how does he get with Louis Lane? Wouldn’t he kill her?
Hahahahahaha. Most philosophical question ever.

3680. What do you think of
Jane Fonda?
Eh.

Alan Alda?
Who?

3681. Remember Mary Poppins? Feed the birds tuppence a bag.
I do indeed.

What is ‘tuppence’?
It’s like a penny, no?

3682. What was the saddest most tear jerking heart wrenching moment of the movie Titanic?
I always thought it was very sad when the old couple in third class is holding each other in their bed as the ship starts going under.

3683. Would you like a nice hot bath?
Not right now.

3684. Why is jesus always pictured as white when he came from the middle east and was probably middle eastern?
Making him white makes him automatically tortilla-colored for easy burrito appearances.

3685. Which is worse: Sand in your underwear or Sand in your mouth?
What about sand in your underwear in your mouth?

3686. Has President Bush made his case for war with Iraq?
Let’s leave him in the past, even though the repercussions of his actions are still with us.

3687. Should Senator Lott resign (or have resigned) his leadership post?
Again I say, “dated survey is dated.”

3688. If you could pick time’s person of the year who would you pick?
For 2012? It’s too early!

3689. Name all the people you know who you are attracted to and what is attractive about them?
I’m attracted to a total of four people. Nobody else is allowed in that little part of my brain.

3690. What does RSVP actually mean?
Readymade Soup’s Very Pricey.

3691. Is rhyming fun?
Damn right it is, son!

3692. Are your dreams violent?
They can be. Most often, though, they’re frantic and involve me being late.

3693. What 3 questions would you love to ask either your mom or your dad?
“Have I turned out at all like you expected?”
“Is your current life anywhere close to what you imagined when you were a kid?”
“What’s your darkest secret?”

3694. What are the hardest words to say?
Parrot. Haha, I don’t know.

3695. Should I smile because we’re friends or cry because that’s all we’ll ever be?
Both.

3696. What do you think of the slogan ‘you laugh because i’m different. I laugh becuse you are all the same’
Yay!

3697. How do you stop dry elbows?
Put them in jail.

3698. Why don’t people MAKE gifts more often?
Effort. Most people aren’t a fan of it.

3700. Do you like those plastic couch coverings?
Haha, I’m pretty indifferent to them.

I WILL finish this damn thing!

3501. Is ‘no glove, no love’ your STRICT policy?
If there were ever to be ‘love’, yes.

3502. What is the best Epic movie (examples of epics: ben-her, gone with the wind, last temptation of christ)?
Tremors. Tremors totally counts.

3503. Finish the sentance.
Hey, Hey we’re the: guys in the diamond
People say we: paint the stars
But we’re too busy: drawing a bath
The time to hesitate is: later
You’re too: existential for those pants
It’s a nice day to: lighten the stairs

3504. Have you ever had ‘missing time’?
Huh?

3505. Have you ever sent an electronic greeting?
Like an e-card? Maaaaaaybe…I can’t remember.

3507. Are you more likely to download porn or disney movies?
Why does Rule 34 spring to my mind?

3508. What is it with people?
God, who freaking knows.

3509. Do you eat too much sugar?
I do, unfortunately.

3510. Imagine you have a band. Let’s name your band.
Adjective: Inconsequential

Animal(plural): Lizards

Your band name is (adjective) (animals) Under Glass!
Inconsequential Lizards Under Glass!

Could be better?
Probably.

Let’s try again.

Adjective:
Octogenarian

Noun (plural): Stencils

Your band is (adjective) (nouns) With Puppets
Octogenarian Stencils with Puppets

3511. Are you desperate but not serious?
I’m seriously desperate. Desperately serious?

3512. Was there a time when you were younger and it took less to get you excited?
I’m perpetually three years old when it comes to my ability to become excited about stuff.

3513. Remember learning to write in elementary school?
Indeed I do.

We spend 2 years learning to print..then they throw that out the window and teach kids cursive. Why?
Because we’re dumb. I actually remember learning to write cursive more than learning print.

If cursive is so important and easy to read then why aren’t books printed in cursive?
Because books aren’t dumb.

Why aren’t cursive computer fonts more popular?
I think cursive looks ugly, personally.

Why do buisness forms always say ‘please print’?
Because who can read crazy cursive, anyway?

Schools are so preoccupied with teaching kids the complicated but traditional skill of cursive writing that more emphasis is put on that than on teaching kids how to clearly express their ideas through writing. I move that cursive writing become a jr. high school elective instead of a grammer school priority. Who’s with me?
Damn straight!

3514. Can you think of anything else (besides cursive writing) that is unhelpful, or unuseful, yet traditional and unquestioned? What?
Back in elementary school I always thought the amount of emphasis the teachers put on estimation (in math) was a little excessive.

3515. Name one female celebrity who you would guess wears size ___ clothing:
0?
Paris Hilton? Haha, I have no idea.

5?
Scarlet Johannsen? Not even sure how her last name is spelled. Totally not a celebrity person.

12?
Kate Winslet?

16?
Queen Latifah?

20?
That one lady on that really popular show. I can’t think of her name or the name of that show, but maybe you know what I’m talking about.

3516. Have you ever been to a place where the restrooms were named in a clever way rather than just saying men’s and woman’s? I’ve seen Hens and Roosters, Bart and Lisa, Dudes and Babes…what have you seen?
Possibly, but I can’t remember.

3517. What is the ‘message’ or ‘point behind’:
Fight Club?
Donnie Darko?
AI?
Minority Report?
Solaris?
A Walk to Remember?
You’ve Got Mail?
I haven’t seen a single one of these movies.

3518. have you seen, and what are your thoughts about these movies:
Drumline?
The Hot Chick?
Maid in Manhattan?
Star Trek: Nemesis?
About Schmidt?
Evelyn?
The Guys?
Intacto?
The Jimmy Show?
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers?
Gangs of New York?
Two Weeks Notice?
The Wild Thornberrys Movie?
Smokers Only?
Treasure Planet?
The Santa Clause 2?
I’ve never seen a single one of these movies either, haha.

3520. What is:
Insanity?
Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results (or so says Einstein)

Normal?
Not me. Or any of my friends.

Fahrenheit?
A strange little temperature scale.

3521. Tell us about yourself in the third person for a bit:
Claudia is a strange being who likes statistics way too much.

3522. If someone breaks a law, should they be punished if they did not know it was a law?
It depends, I think. If the law is an obscure one that really isn’t promoted as a law/upheld strictly, then I think they should be let off. More serious laws, however…

3523. If it’s so much easier to learn languages when we are very young (and it is, something to do with the developing brain) why do they wait until jr high and high school to teach them?
Because our education system is screwed.

3524. Name a band you sort of like:
Muse

You are wearing that band’s t-shirt in a store. SUDDENLY some guy you don’t know comes up to you and goes, “Hey! You like (insert name of the band here)??!!”This is obviously a really stupid question because if you didn’t like them you wouldn’t be wearing the t-shirt. Your witty reply is:
I’d probably just say “yeah, I do.” Questions like that aren’t worth snarkiness in my opinion.

3525. If you were organizing cd’s in a music store what section would you put each of the following in (don’t forget the ‘bargain bin’ section!):

Blink182
Pop

Depech Mode
Electronic

Weezer
Alt.

Led Zeppelin
Rock? (I’ve actually never listened to Led Zeppelin)

The Doors
Rock

Avril Lavigne
Pop

Nelly
Pop

Manfred Mann
I have no idea

Iggy Pop
Alt.

Pink Floyd
Alt.

Guns N Roses
Rock

Shakira
Pop

Britney Spears
Pop

Tool
Alt metal

Ozzy Osbourne
Rock

Madonna
Pop

The Rolling Stones
Rock

The Beatles
Rock

Motley Crue
Metal?

Bon Jovi
Rock

3526. Does coffee stimulate your mind or body more?
I don’t like coffee.

3527. Can you do ‘six degrees of seperation’ to anyone famous?
Me myself? I seriously doubt it.

3528. What’s the oddest thing in your home?
Me.

3529. Do you find it odd when people who are not handicapped use the handicapped stall:
in the bathroom?
Not if the other two (or three or whatever) stalls are already taken.

in the parking lot?
The parking space? I don’t see that as odd, I see that as obnoxious. Other people need that space, yo.

3530. Do you sometimes find yourself talking to yourself?
HAHA. All the time.

Do you answer yourself back?
No one else ever does.

3531. In your head do you call yourself ‘I’ or ‘you’ or both?
Both.

3532. What is the best excuse for why you haven’t done your homework?
No excuses! Homework must be completed!

3533. Someone tells you ‘well there are black people, and then there are n*ggers’. What do you think?
I’d probably stop talking to them at that point.

3534. Does culture shape behavior or does behavior shape culture?
Both!

3536. What is social loafing?
Isn’t that when, in a group setting, people tend to slack off on their responsibilities with the thought that the rest of the group will pick up the slack?

What is groupthink?
When the desire for harmony/decision-making in a group drives people to agree with one another more readily.

3537. I have an idea. let’s change the english language by making the words fewer, shorter and more concise. What do ya think?
Indubitably! Wait…

3539. Here’s the scenerio…your little eight year old brother is hangin out in the house when you come in..and catch him watching the playboy channel! What do you do/say?
“When did I get a little brother?!”

He says, “Why can’t I watch this?” What is your response?
“GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, IMPOSTER!”

Why do you respond that way?
Spontaneous little brothers are scary.

3540. Who REALLY has a higher sex drive, girls or guys?
Depends on age.

How can you tell?
Female sex drive is maximum later in life compared to males, right?

3541. are you usually carefree?
Nope.

3542. Do you generally prefer reading to meeting people?
Yes.

3543. Do you often long for excitement?
In my own way, yes.

3544. Are you mostly quiet when you are with others?
Depends if they are my close friends or not. Close friends = histrionics. Everyone else = silence.

3545. Do you often do things spur of the moment?
I plan. Everything. Always.

3546. Are you slow an unhurried in the way you move?
HAHAHA no. Rush time.

3547. Would you do almost anything for a dare?
Surprisingly yes.

3548. Do you hate being in a crowd who plays jokes on one another?
You mean like pranks? I hate pranks.

3549. Do you enjoy wild parties?
Depends. Is there nudity?

3550. Have you ever paid for something priced more than $5.00 in only change?
I don’t think so.

3551. Is rascism still a big part of our culture?
Parts of it.

3553. How many famous people cxan you name who committed sucicide?
I’m drawing a blank right now.

3554. Do you have OCD?
Nope.

3555. Are you more anxious or relaxed?
Anxiety is my middle name, yo.

Insecure or secure?
Insecure is my other middle name.

Sociable or withdrawn?
Withdrawn.

Original or conventional?
A good mixture of both.

3556. Are you more emotional or calm?
Hmm…depends.

self pitying or content?
Haha, self-pitying.

Fun loving or sober?
Sober.

Imaginative or down to earth?
Imaginative.

3557. Are you more Friendly or aloof?
Aloof.

adventurous or cautious?
Adventurous.

Broad or narrow when it comes to interests?
Broad.

Receptive or closed to new ideas?
Receptive.

3558. Are you more good natured or irratble?
Irritable.

soft hearted or ruthless?
MANLY!

well organized or disorganized?
Well-organized.

Dependable or undependable?
Dependable.

3559. Are you more courteous or rude?
Courteous

sympathetic or tough minded?
Tough-minded.

hardworking or lazy?
Hardworking.

ambitious or easy going?
Ambitious.

Anxiety Inscurity Emotionalism and Self Pity are traits of a neurotic personality.
I’m pretty neurotic, then.

Sociable, fun loving, friendly and adventurous are traits of an extraverted personality.
Already knew I wasn’t extraverted.

Orignality, imaginative, broad interests, and receptive are traits of an Open personality.
I’m about half/half on this one.

Good natured, soft hearted, courteous, and sympathetic are traits of an agreeable personality.
Meh.

Well organized, dependable, hardworking and ambitious are traits of a conscientious personality.
Yay conscientiousness!

3560. Do men and woman have little or a lot in common?
I think there’s more in common than we like to admit.

3561. Do you feel like any of the teachers you’ve ever had have REALLY cared about educating you to think for yourself?
Most of my music teachers, yes.

Do you tend to try harder if they DO care?
Sure do.

3562. Have you ever been stereotyped?
Most likely.

As what?
A weirdo.

3563. Have you ever been dsicriminated against?
Maybe.

For what?
Who knows?

3564. How often is your school and/or job closed due to weather?
It hasn’t been yet, at least since I’ve been there.

3565. Who do you know that you believe does not masturbate?
Me?

3566. Does a cloned human being have a soul?
No.

Why or why not?
Because souls don’t exist.

3567. Finish the sentence: As the world turns..I only have one concern…that:
I’ll still have data.

3569. Have you read any biographies?
Yup.

Whose?
I read Einstein’s a long time ago. I’ve read a LOT about Leibniz.

3570. What are you obsessed with?
HAHA. Statistics. Philosophy. Leibniz. Internet.

3572. Do you crack your:
knuckes?
Yes.

neck?
No.

back?
No.

other?
My toes every once and awhile.

3573. Of the following powers which 2 would you pick for yourself? The ability to fly, breathe under water, turn invincible, change into animals, freeze and restart time, never gain weight unless you want to, heal people with your touch, have orgasms that last for an hour

The ability to fly, the ability to freeze and restart time (which, in my opinion, allows me at least one other of these powers)

3574. Do you chew your penciles and pens?
Pencils, yes. The caps of pens, yes.

3575. Can you tell the exact point where your back ends and your butt begins?
Hahahahaha.

3576. When you are bored do you picture everyone eround you naked?
I do that normally, yo.

3577. What are some great holiday gift ideas for
guys: pants
girls: more pants

3578. Who looks better naked, men or woman?
Men.

3579. Do you sit in chairs or fall into them?
[insert gif of Peter Griffin forgetting how to sit down]

3580. Has anyone ever:
screamed your name during sex?
Haha, seriously doubt it.

moaned your name during sex?
See above.

3581. Hershey’s kisses: mint, almond, hugs, plain. other?
Almond!

3582. What’s the best slurpee flavor?
I’ve never had a Slurpee.

3583. What are five movies that you think someone would have to be living under a rock in iceland to not have seen?
I wouldn’t know, ‘cause given the number of movies I haven’t seen, I might as well have been living under a rock in Iceland.

3584. Of these words, which ones are funny:
beets?
cumquat?
pit?
Piss-capades?
fuzzy?
Piss-capades is pretty great.

What are some other funny words?
BOOBIES!

3585. Do you give good massages?
So people tell me.

3586. What songs have been ‘stuck’ in your head?
Nothing recently, actually.

3587. What don’t most people know about your job?
That I have one? Hahaha. Maybe that it helps people directly.

3588. Is there anything you won’t say unless someone else says it first?
“I love you” to anyone outside my family.

3589. Do you need a little Christmas?
Not in March.

3590. Fake or real tree?
Real!

3591. Is your refrigerator running?
Yes.

You know what to do.
Not a damn thing!

3592. How can you explain when there are few words you can choose?
Draw a picture for 1,000 times the verbal power!!!

3593. Who can it be now?
Huh?

3594. Where HAS Joe Dimaggio gone?
I don’t know.

3595. How often do you get headaches?
Not very often, actually. Migraines even less frequently.

3596. Have you ever woen fake eyelashes?
Nope.

3597. What could you spend 24 hours in a row doing?
I’m not telling.

3598. Is it Friday yet?
We’re getting there.

3599. Do you remember There was a time (ahaha) when people on the street were walking hand in hand in hand?/
Elementary school?

3600. Do you talk to inanimate objects?
Yes.

Do you try to get them to answer you?
They speak for themselves.

Have they ever answered you?
See above.

3401. How well can you read between the lines when others are talking?
Meh.

3402. Would you ever speak in front of your peers about peace and social injustice?
Sure, though I’m not really sure what I’d say.

3403. Where does peace begin?
With one individual.

3404. Does America practice the ideals it preaches?
Depends on the ideal.

3405. In conversations do you assume that you know what will be said?
Why would I assume that?

3406. In what ways are you closed minded?
Probably in more ways than I want to acknowledge.

3407. do you prefer beans or rice?
Beans.

3408. who’s a better tv dad?–dr. huxtable (bill cosby) or danny tanner?
I’ve never seen The Cosby Show, but Danny is creepy.

3409. detroit or new york?
New York.

3410. What’s your favourite Star Wars movie?
The Sixth One (the third of the original trilogy).

3411. What’s your favourite Star Trek movie?
I’ve never seen Star Trek, believe it or not.

3412. How about Batman?
See above.
Indiana Jones?
The one with the snakes.
Lord of the rings?
Blah.
harry potter?
I think I only saw one of them all the way through. Can’t remember which one, though.

3413. If you could ask one question and one question only to the following people, what would that question be:
Saddam Hussain?
“Was my uncle a body double for you at some point?”
George W Bush?
“WTF, mate?”
John Lennon?
“HELLO!”
an alien?
“What do you think of the life on Earth?”
God?
“Why?”
Someone you knew who has died?
“Did she treat you the way she’s treated us?”
Steven Speilberg?
“Any upcoming movies?”
JD Salinger?
“Did Catcher in the Rye make you both laugh hysterically and feel obscenely depressed?”

3414. Have you seen AI (artificial intelligence)?
Nope.

3415. If a-l-k-a-s-e-l-t-z-e-r spells ‘relief’ how do you spell:
love?
S-T-A-T-I-S-T-I-C-S
happiness?
S-T-A-T-I-S-T-I-C-S
evil?
W-I-L-L-F-U-L I-G-N-O-R-A-N-C-E
sexyness?
L-E-I-B-N-I-Z
yummy?
B-R-O-C-C-O-L-I

3416. Have you ever been to a Braodway show?
No, unfortunately.

3417. Nighttime shows or matines (sp?)?
Bah, movies.

3418. How are your family get-togethers, loud and rambunctios or quiet and formal?
Ulcer-inducing and frightening.

3419. Would you be able to survive shipwrecked alone on a desert island?
Possibly. I think I’d be able to.

3420. Speaking of islands, does Gilligan EVER get off his?
Not sure.

3421. What movie has the BEST soundtrack?
Apollo 13!

3422. Do you ever go into chat rooms?
I used to. A lot.
If yes, what ones?
I always trolled the hell out of Yahoo!’s teen chatroom. Oh my god. Every day after junior high. Biggest troll ever.

3423. Is english your first language?
Jawohl!

3424. Make up a religion. What would it believe?
Pretty much everything Leibniz said about the universe/monads, except without the “god” part.

3426. How would you celebrate these holidays? Dogs in Politics day: Create some sort of Pet Olympics, pitting all the living Presidential pets against one another.
Magic circles day: draw circles large enough to stand in on the sidewalk. Stand in them and perform magic tricks.
Be bald and free day: Watch all the Colin Mochrie-centered Whose Line Is It Anyway? episodes.
Syliva plath day: Take a bunch of antidepressants and brood in a dark corner.
Increase your psychic powers day: Spend all day trying to reach each others’ minds.
Waiting for the barbarians day: Um…go sit at the Great Wall and wait for Huns? LET’S get DOWN to BUSINESS…to defeat…THE HUNS!
Air day: Breathe for a WHOLE 24 HOURS STRAIGHT.

3427. -Why do you think Steve got kicked off Blue’s Clues:
Who did the what now?

3428. Hooked on heroin or hooked on phonics?
Hooked on doing phonics workbooks while on heroin.

3429. -Have you ever taken an insanity quiz?
Do I need to?

3430. – Have you ever covered yourself in blood and layed down on the side of the road to make it look like you were in an accident?
Can’t say that I have.
You don’t know what you’re missing.
Good to know.

3431. Can you flare your nostrils?
Yup.

3432. -do you want to swim in a vast lake of gatorade? or, any other beverage for that matter?
I know it’s not a beverage, obviously, but I’ve always wanted to swim in a swimming pool of Jell-o. Solidified, of course.

3433. -have you ever sneezed at the same time everyday, consecutively, for over 3 months?
Nope, can’t say that I have.

3434. -how did the first person discover that pigs feet would be so good that we call them a delicacy?
I guess they taste that good?

3435. -why did the first person to ever eat pigs feet eat them?
Why did the first person to ever eat PIG eat it?

3436. -do you like the idea of ‘like father, like son’?
I don’t know. It depends on the father/son duo.

3438. Would you rather be an evil dictator or a sitcom family member?
Can’t I be both? “Suburb Stalin!” I’d watch that.

3439. What is the wave of the future?
Ultra-violet.

3440. What’s your favorite old movie (before 1990)?
The Brave Little Toaster!

3441. When someone tells you that their signifigant other lives REally Far Away..do you ever suspect that they are single and making someone up?
Why would I suspect that?

3442. Alaska or Hawaaii?
AK!

3443. Why did Kentucky Fried Chicken change their name to KFC?
It’s faster to say “KFC,” which is important when your sole goal is to inhale a bucket of chicken.

3444. What is there no place to hide from?
Myself.

3445. Which makes you happier, giving presents or getting them?
Giving! Though getting them rocks too, haha.

3446. What can you never have just one of?
M&Ms.

3447. What comes to mind when you think of Hulk Hogan?/
Politics, believe it or not.

3448. What would you be the patron saint of?
Color.

3449. Do you still look at the world with wonder like you did when you were a kid?
Parts of it.

3450. For 5 seconds clear your mind. Good. Now write the first thing that you can think of!:
River rafting (WTF, brain?)

3451. When was the last time you ate too much?
I have no idea.

3452. Describe the sexiest person you can imagine:
I don’t need to imagine. HE EXISTED:

3453. What have you seen that’s…bizzare?
My family.

3454. Are there any stores or brands or products that yoou boycott?
I won’t buy Florida’s Natural orange juice ‘cause their commercials PISS ME OFF.

3455. Do you want things to REALLY get out of control?
I’m a pretty major control freak, so no.

3456. Are you too tense?
I’m one fifth.

3457. Where would you be without love and bubblegum?
Lonely and un-sticky. Haha.

3458. Why aren’t comic books popular anymore?
I think they’re still popular in the right circles.

3459. Think of one friend (who?): Sean!
When is the last time you saw each other?
End of July last year.
Do they smoke?
I don’t believe so, no.
Do they believe in God?
I don’t think so.
When you first saw this friend what was your impression?
This dude seems pretty cool.
Their age?
24.

3460. Do you say what you mean?
Haha, not all of the time.
Do you mean what you say?
I try.

3461. Could you eat meat if you had to hunt it yourself?
Yes, but I would probably never get to ‘cause I don’t think I could catch anything.

3462. Order from greatest to least importance: spirituality, creativity, intellect, great body, open-mindedness, magicalness, great dancer, interesting dresser, wit and cleverness, niceness, stability
niceness, creativity, intellect, open-mindedness, wit and cleverness, stability, interesting dresser, magicalness, great dancer, great body, spirituality.

3463. Complete the sentence.
When a problem comes along You must:
Fix it fix it fix it!

3464. Pick the two most important attributes for food– fast, cheap, tasty, healthy
Healthy, tasty.

3465. What do you think is the best metaphor for romantic relationships? (e.g. a car wreck, a cruise)
A time-bomb. Or a literal bomb.

3466. Kittens or no kittens, that is the question.
KITTENS ALWAYS! ‘Tis noble.

3467. Is gaining 15 lbs in a night possible?
If you consume a 15 lb. weight, sure.

3468. Do you get emotional watching movies?
Pfft, movies.

3469. What makes you feel nostalgic?
Thinking about Moscow.

3470. Do you feel like you’ve been misplaced?
I feel like I don’t HAVE a place.

3471. Have you ever fought someone, just for fun?
Not physically. Mentally, though, yeah.

3472. What gives you an adrenaline rush?
Planning stuff. Yeah, I know, I’m lame.

3473. What would you do if you loved someone more than anything else, and you could never have them?
Ugh. Love is…not for me. Not now.

3474. Rank these events in order of best/most exciting to boring (1 = most exciting):
drinking and dancing to your favorite music at a club: 6
taking a walk in the woods and a bath in a stream: 7
having great sex: 9
winning the lottery (one mil): 1
getting followed home by a stray animal: 2
meeting someone interesting to talk to: 8
seeing your favorite band in concert: 3
seeeing aa broadway show: 4
halloween: 5

3475. Can you keep a secret?
Yup.

3476. Where is the tenderness?
IN MY BUTT

3478. Would you rather have a video phone, an electric scooter, or a digital camera?
Dude, an electric scooter! I’d motor all OVER the damn place.

3479. If a ban on all violent video games was put into effect, would you be outraged by this decision?
Yes, but not because all violent games were banned…because whoever was in charge was ALLOWED to ban all violent games.

3480. In your opinion, is violence in society inescapable?
Yeah.
Why or why not?
We’re animals. It’s the way of nature sometimes.

3481. Have you ever mimicked a violent “action” from a video game you’ve played towards another person, whether it was to harm or just for play?
Oh, probably.

3482. Do you believe the violent content in video games influences aggressive and/or violent behavior in younger children?
I really think it depends on the child. I obsessively played Doom and Quake when I was six/seven years old, and I’m probably the least aggressive person ever.

3483. What makes life a bitter sweet symphony?
Trying to make ends meet, trying to find some money, then dying.

3484. Name four things that aare AWESOME:
Statistics, Existentialism, Leibniz, writing.

3486. Can you imagine this world going on without you?
Of course. I’m no solipsist.

3487. Are you the only person who really exists?
Hahaha. See above.

3488. Is everyone else a figment of your imagination?
I’d have one twisted imagination then.

3489. Or are YOU a figment of my imagination?
OH GOD

3490. Can you prove you exist?
I don’t know.

3491. What do you Have to get off your chest?
My shirt. NAKED TIME!

3492. If you cheated on someone would you confess to them?
Yes.

3493. Is it true that at least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you?
No.
Who?
Maybe like two people.

3494. Are you in therapy?
I should be.

3495. Do you go shopping on black friday?
Nope.

3496. What is the bane of your existance?
Ignorance.

3497. Better movie: Weird Science or Caddy Shack?
I’ve never seen Weird Science and I haven’t seen Caddy Shack all the way through.

3498. Who’s the big winner?
Not me.

3500. Guess what?
Orgy time?

3301. When someone is ‘crazy’ why do we call them ‘nuts’ or ‘fruitcakes’?
Good question. I don’t know.

3302. What’s the dillio?
I always thought that was spelled differently.

3303. Where did the slang term ‘dillio’ come from?
Good question. To Wikipedia!!

3304. How many even whole numbers are there between -5 and 5?
Six (0, 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5).

3305. What words can you make using only these letters: E N O?
On, no, en, one, eon.

3306. What’s the differance between foods that are low fat and foods that are lite?
Aren’t “lite” foods lower in calories than the “regular” versions?

3307. White or brown rice?
I like white rice.

3308. Can you be content if you are physically uncomfortable?
I think so, yes, but it’d be tough.

3309. What is the differance between discomfort and pain?
I see pain as a “warning sign” and discomfort more as a sign of something being worked or something unpleasant being noticed.

3310. What is the most uncomfortable thing you can think of?
Akathisia. Holy lord.

3311. What do these names make you think of:
britney spears?
Titanic.
walt whitman?
Leaves of Grass
buddha?
Siddhartha
william shakespere?
Macbeth.
pablo picasso?
Freaky looking women.
adam ant?
Cartoons, haha.
franz kafka?
Giant cockroaches.
nietzche?
Existentialism.
madonna?
Pointy bras.
orson scott card?
Did he do Ender’s Game?
frieda kahlo?
Who?
god?
Jesus!
salvidor dali?
Clocks.
david bowie?
Crotches.
jesus?
God!
lars ulrich?
Metallica!
jim henson?
Kermit.

3312. What are your favorite games to play?
The coolest game I’ve ever played was Mille Bornes, a French board game about driving. It was badass…I wonder if we still have it?

3313. Are you quick to judge something as stupid just because you don’t understand it?
Nope. I try to understand it better.

3314. Are you obnoxious to others?
Probably.

3315. Do you feel superior to anyone?
Hahaha, no.

3316. Shouldn’t people take a good look at themselves before they criticize others?
Yes indeed. We should leave others alone if they aren’t harming anything.

3317. Which is better and why:
writing or saying obnoxious things about someone who isn’t around to defent themselves or saying it straight to them?
Saying it straight to them. Saying bad things about someone behind their backs is scum.
Which do YOU do more often?
I try to do neither, haha. I don’t like saying bad things about others.

3318. Do you appologize too often?
I probably do, but I try not to.

3319. Does your mind play tricks on you?
It does indeed.

3320. Have you read (any of):
the bible?
Yes.
the koran?
I might have in The Sacred Journey.
the torah?
A little.
the kama sutra?
Nope.
the satanic bible?
Nope.
Are these mystical texts or historical ones?
Probably a mixture of both.

3321. Do you own any possetions that you hide from parents, friends, visitors?
I don’t think so.
What?
Haha, I used to though.

3322. Why does the cheese stand alone?
Because that’s just its whey.

3323. Do you watch any soaps?
I’ve never been into soaps.

3324. Have you learned something new today?/
Probably, but I can’t think of it right now.

3325. Do you believe in an ‘oversoul’ of all humanity?
Nope.

3326. Have you invented your own style, just for you?
Have you seen my clothing?

3327. have you invented your own religion, just for you?
I’m closely aligned with hylozoism, which isn’t really a religion per se, but I guess I’m closest to that.

3328. What files have you recently downloaded?
A bunch of music. Some Word docs from work.

3329. Some people think little girls should be seen and not heard but I think:
That kids scare me enough that I wouldn’t protest this for girls OR boys.

3330. Do you dance around a lot?
I groove while I drive. People think I’m nutso.

3331. Is the unexamined life worth living or not?
YAY A SOCRATES QUOTE! No, it’s not worth living in my opinon.

3332. What are you like when you’re at your most beautiful?
No idea.

3333. What are you like when you are at your worst?
A freaking disaster of a human being. It’s not pleasant to witness.

3334. Why do you hide things about yourself?
I’m not telling!

3335. Why is anything ‘too personal’ to talk to others about?
Because we’re private beings. Sometimes we’re embarrassed.

3336. Why should we be embarressed, afraid, or appologetic for ANYTHING we think, say or do?
Who knows? We’re conditioned to be that way.

3337. Can true freedom exist in this world of doubt and guilt?
Depends on how you define “freedom.”

3338. What do you have no control over?
Everything. But such is a deterministic universe.

3339. Do you own a vibrating pillow?
Haha, that sounds dirty.
How about a vibrating back massager?
Nope.

3340. Can you dance away your emotional pain?
Not effectively enough to use it as any sort of coping mechanism, no.

3341. When you dance is it a celebration of life?
It’s a celebration of awkwardness.

3342. When do you feel the most immortal?
When I’m running. That’s my “I AM A GOD” time.

3343. Are you more of a painting, a poem or a song?
A painting. Loud without words.

3344. Is lonliness a crowded room full of open hearts turned to stone?
Why does that sound so familiar?

3345. Is YOUR heart ever stone?
GRANITE SOUL

3346. Are we alltogether all alone?
Sometimes. Welcome to the internet.

3347. Does life end in a happily ever after way?
It can if we make it.

3348. What’s the warmest part of your body?
Crotch? Haha.

3349. Are you more verbal or visual?
Both. I like visual accompaniments to my verbal explanations.

3350. What do you long for?
Knowledge.

3351. True or false: When someone hates you it is because:
they’re jealous of you?
False.
the things you say are frightening to them because what you say makes them think about things they would rather avoid thinking about?
True sometimes.
they don’t understand you?
True sometimes.

3352. True or false: When you hate someone it is because:
you’re jealous of them?
False, usually. I’m trying to fix this.
the things they say are frightening to you because what they say makes them think about things you would rather avoid thinking about?
False.
you don’t understand them?
True.

3353. Have you ever been fascinated by someone who hated you?
I’d like to think I’ve never been hated, but I think I have by at least one person. I wasn’t fascinated by them, though.

3354. Since the human brain has defense mechanisms against feeling bad (meaning the brain lies to itself to avoid feeling bad about something it said or did) how can we ever know if we are truly being honest?
I don’t think we can.
How do we know our brains are not tricking us into believeing we are good people when we aren’t all good?
We don’t.

3355. How highly do you value innovation?
Pretty highly.

3356. Is there a name where all the people you’ve ever met haveing that name had something in common with each other(ex. all the jens you’ve ever met had blue eyes)?
All the Merediths I’ve ever known went to elementary school with me. Does that count?

3357. Are you focused more outward or inward?
Inward.

3358. What is the most affectionate nickname you ever came up with for someone?
Haha, I have no idea.

3359. Are the questions STILL still interesting this deep into the survey?
Eh. There are a few interesting ones.

3360. If someone else makes their desicions based on their intuition instead of on facts and proofs what do you think of that person?
Meh.

3361. Do you trust your own intuition?
I should. It’s proven pretty reliable in the past.

3362. Finish the phrase…
danger is the: motivator.
just keep: on truckin’.
never trust: a politician.
the way I live my life: may not work for you, but it works for me.
don’t change: ‘cause I like you the way you are.
maybe someday: things will be better.

3363. Would you rather live in Frodo’s world or Harry Potter’s?
Neither, but if I had to pick, Harry Potter’s.

3364. Do you believe that the dead are with us?
Sure.
If yes in what form?
They’re still components of the universe.

3365. Do you believe that those who haven’t been born are with us?
Yes.
If yes, in what form?
Matter is neither created nor destroyed in the universe; therefore, they’re here in some form.

3366. Are you made of timid stuff?
I am made of livid fluff.

3367. Is there anyone in this world who is not CRAZY?
We’re all nutso.

3368. What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short?

3369. Can you mashed potatoe?
Only if I’m Dan Quayle.
Can you do the twist?
Possibly.

3370. What does your family do for thanksgiving..or if you don’t celebrate it what do you picture when you think of thanksgiving?
We make broccoli, mashed potatoes, and sometimes turkey. We sit around and pretend to be normal.

3371. What is your earliest memory?
I remember getting the chicken pox. I remember getting my first concussion. I don’t remember which of these events came first, though.

3372. Have you ever taken an IQ test?
Just the ones on the internet.
What’d you get?
I think my scores ranged from like 144 to 171.
What do you think of those things?
BAH. They only measure how good you are at taking those sorts of tests.

3373. How do you make ‘fishcakes’?
I’ve never heard of such things.

3374. Which is the better band..the offspring or the damned?
I’ve never heard The Damned.

3375. Do you ever think about world destruction?
Yup.

3376. Do you think humans are becoming more robotic?
Our world is, but humans aren’t, necessarily.

3377. Do you think we’ll ever be replaced by robots?
As in, our species being replaced by them? That would be…weird.

3378. What do you feel a part of?
The universe.

3379. Does it freak you out to know that yogurt is ALiVe??
Hahaha. No.

3380. What current band do you think is doing something particularly interesting or innovative?
Can Lady Gaga count? I love her.

3381. Golf course, do you remember?
What?

3382. Which is more important, books and cleverness or friendship and bravery?
Laziness…THEIVERY!!
(Sorry, this one reminded me of a Brian Regan routine)

3383. If i promise to miss you, will you go away?
Sure.

3384. stool, ball, powder…Can you think of a 4th word that connects these three?
Gun?

3385. Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?
Timid pigs.

3386. Why are blondes considered ‘dumb’?
Because people are obnoxious and love stereotypes.

3387. What’s more important..intuitiveness/creativity or factual knowledge and practicallity?
BOTH!

3388. Who are the two worst terrorists you can think of?
Pick a politician, any two politicians. Haha.

3389. What is jello made of?
Gelatin and colors!

3390. Pick a country:
Canada.
What do you believe is wrong with that country?
Vancouver.

3391. Do you have strong opinions?
Depends on the subject.

3392. Do you do what it takes to stand up for those opinions?
I try.

3393. Have you ever been to a rally, protest or demonstration?
Not actively.
If yes was it effective and in what ways?
It caught my attention, which I’m assuming it was supposed to do.

3394. When people say, ‘yeah it sucks but there’s nothing I can do’ do you believe them?
Sometimes.

3395. Do you know what you can do to make this world a better place?
Yes.
Do you care?
Of course. I’d like to make life as fun and easy for others as possible.

3396. Why is peace so important anyway?
Because we should all try to get along and make life as good for each other as possible.

3397. As long as you have your house and your family and you can go to the movies and the mall who cares about peace and freedom. Right?
Wrong!

3398.Do you try to avoid anything involving work?
I like to work. Makes me feel useful.

3399. If you are not actively working to stop the horrors and injustices of the world (war, hunger, poverty) than aren’t you partially responsible for them?
I wouldn’t say you’re partially responsible for them, but you’re certainly not responsible for lessening them.

3400. Are you in denial?
Me? Denial? NEVER!

3201. What if this is as good as it gets?
Dammit.

3202. Have you ever dated someone mostly or completely because of their looks?
Nope.

3204. What should you never forget?
December 22, 2008 and July 25, 2009. At least, I don’t WANT to forget those days.

3205. How many of the 7 Dwarves can you name for us?
Doc, Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy.

3206. What animal does your mom resemble?
Something cool. Like a spider.

3207. Have you ever had a palm reading?
I’ve done the online ones, but nothing “professional.”

3208. What’s a crazy thing you did that you got in trouble for as a kid?
The craziest thing I ever did was hide in the band closet from the after-school teachers. Real rebel you’re dealing with, here.

3209. What do you battle against?
Ignorance. Unkindness. Messy data. Leibniz-haters.

3210. Do pircings really make the pierced area dramatically more sensative?
Not for me.

3211. If you had put aside some money for a trip and the travel agent said he had 2 trips available in your price range during the week you want to go, which would you choose:
a> a week in hawaii in a luxory beach resort
b> a week in africa helping the red cross distribute food and medicine
Totally Africa. I’d like to do something helpful with my free time. Plus I’ve already been to Hawaii, haha.

3212. Have you ever played with a dreidal?
Nope. Sung the song, though.

3213. Did you know that Kraft is owned by a ciggerette company?
Nope.
Does that bother you?
I don’t know.

3214. With all the information constantly rushing at you, how do you know what’s important?
I don’t. Nobody does.

3215. How is your life unlike a movie?
Stephen Spielberg isn’t following me around directing my actions.

3216. Where is the most beautiful place you have visited?
13,000 feet up in the air.

3217. What is never going in your mouth?
Hahaha. This sounds dirty.

3218. Are there realaly 5,000 different facts about you?
We shall see, won’t we?

3219. Do you like banana bread?
Banana bread rocks.

3220. Who are you the most gentle and tender around?
The one(s) I love.

3221. If electrodes were inserted into your brain and a button was put into your arm so that you could push the button and stimulate an immeadiate orgasm would you forget about life and sit at home pushing the button until you died?
Nope. Where’s the fun in that?

3222. Is there a differance between being scared and afraid?
I’d always thought “scared” was an immediate reaction to something specific; “afraid” always seemed to me to be a general feeling, attributed to nothing individual.

3223. Are you scared and/or afarid of death?
Death is inevitable. Like tacos.
If yes, what is it about death?
The pain?
It’s not guaranteed that death will be painful.
The seperation?
I’d think that once the consciousness goes, you’d be unable to feel the separation.
the unknown?
The unknown is exciting.
the fear of nothing?
It’d be better than life, sometimes.

3224. What is existentialism?
AWESOME. Read some Sartre, bitches.

3226. A college girl (maybe you?) blows a tire and pulls off the road in an unfamilliar residential neighborhood. She is having trouble changing the tire when a man in his late thirties-ish comes over and asks if she needs some help. He changes her tire and offers to let her go into his house to wash her hands. She is dirty from trying to change the tire. Should she accept?
Only if she’s that concerned about her dirty hands. I personally wouldn’t; a little dirt never hurt anyone.
She does accept and he gives her a tour of the house inclding the upstairs. The staircase in the livingroom leads directly into the master bedroom. The view out the window is beautiful. What are you thinking about this situation?
I’d be cautious if I were her, but then again I’m paranoid.

3227. Are you too trusting of others?
Nope.

3228. What’s the difference between a den and a living room?
I always picture dens as living rooms in the basement, but that’s just me.

3230. Who is the hero of all kids?
Captain Planet?

3231. Who do you tend to show more of your best side to, your family or strangers?
I don’t have a “best” side. I’m crappy.

3232. How do you think the harry potter series will end?
Haha, old survey. I actually don’t know how it ended, I read like a fourth of the first book and saw the first and one of the middle films.

3233. Name three things that would make really bad ice cream flavors:
Taco, horseradish, and pee.

3234. Would you try a jelly bean if it’s flavor was:
toasted marshmellow? I don’t like jelly beans.
fried chicken? See above.
black pepper? Still don’t like jelly beans.
vomit? Nasty nasty.
grass? Actually, I’ve never had a jelly bean.
dirt? My bad.
boogers? Still though, they don’t sound very good to me.
ear wax? Oh well.
sardines? Back to the survey.
Did you know that you can get these flavors of jellybeans at harrypotter.com?
Doesn’t surprise me.

3235. What’s at the center of the earth?
I don’t know, but I’d be happy to take a Verne-inspired journey to find out.

3236. have you ever wondered where holidays come from?
Not really.

3237. Do you think there should be more movies shown in 3D?
The proliferation of 3D movies nowadays is obnoxious.

3238. Are you just another brick in the wall?
I’m spackle.

3239. Write a haiku (a poem with 3 lines, 1st line is 5 syllables, second line is 7 sylabels, 3rd line is five syllabals):
This is a haiku
Seven syllables go here
Holy crap, we’re done.

3240. Are you cautious and tame?
Depends.

3241. Do you like to eat at Subway?
I love their tuna.

3242. Is 42 the meaning of life?
It’s 6 x 7.

3243. Would you agree that a blade of grass is nothing less than the journeywork of stars?
Perhaps.

3244. Do you want to die?
I’m not afraid to.

3245. If someone was studying ‘the humanities’ what the hell are they studying?
AWESOME STUFF like philosophy.

3246. Is this question REALLY is this question 3246?
Nope, a lot of questions have multiple parts.

3247. Do you want to diet?
Eh.

3248. What is colder, your feet, or the floor?
My feet.

3249. What is older, your mouth, or the door?
The door.

3250. Are you more beauty or more beast?
I’m more toaster.

3251. Are we there yet?
Sit down and be quiet or I will TURN THIS BLOG AROUND and go right back home, young man!

3252. Scantron or handwritten tests?
Scantrons give me panic attacks. True story.

3253. What’s that sound?
I like that sound. I LOVE that sound. It’s the sound of my shoes.

3254. True/false: To the maggots on the cheese, the cheese is the universe.
True.

3255. What’s the best treat to bring with you to elementary school for your birthday?
I think I always just brought cake. Or cookies.

3256. What would you expect to learn from self interrogation?
How absolutely horrible a person I am.

3257. When you feel cold does eating warm food help you feel warm?
No, but every time I have something cold it makes me FREEZING.

3258. Does being true to yourself mean saying ‘screw everybody else, my shit is more important’?
If that’s who you are, yes.

3259. Have you reckoned a thousand acres much?
Do what now?

3260. Have you reckoned the earth much?
Sure.

3261. Have you ever had a vision?
Can’t say I have.

3262. If you have a vision or belief and someone else has a conflicting vision or belief, how do you tell which one is valid?
You can’t.
Are they both valid?
Sure.

3263. Why is everything based around proof and facts instead of intuition?
I don’t think everything’s based around proof and facts. Do you know how much subjective/intuition-driven crap is out there?

3264. What is the grass?
In elementary school when they told us that God was the earth, I always combed the grass with my fingers, pretending it was God’s hair.

3265. Have you ever supposed it is lucky to be born?
I think sentience is just a random property that occurs occasionally in the universe.
Is it just as lucky to die?
See above.

3266. What is it that you express in your eyes?
The truth! Can you handle it?

3267. What is man anyhow?
Strange as hell, that’s what.

3268. You understand enough. Why don’t you let it out?
I understand nothing.

3270. Why should anyone wish to see god more than they wish to see this day?
Because people always look elsewhere for something “better.”

3271. Have you guessed that after death you yourself would not continue?
Yup.

3272. Have you dreaded the earth beetles?
This section of the survey has the strangest questions.

3273. Have you feared the future would be nothing to you?
Indeed.

3274. Is today nothing?
Everything is nothing.

3276. Do you believe in a collective unconsiouss?
Not really.

3277. Jung or Freud?
Freud, baby!

3278. What is a ‘fate worse than death’?
Grad school.

3279. What are the 5 main things you think about?/
Statistics, philosophy in general, Leibniz, the deterministic nature of the universe, the internet.

3280. Name someone you know.
Nick.
What is the biggest thing you have in common with them?
We’re philosophy dorks.

3281. Do you think that laws should be passed to regulate human breeding?
I think laws should be passed regulating how many children a person/pair of persons is allowed to conceive.
Yeah, I said it.

3282. Do you think they already exist in a subtle way?
Possibly some do, yes.

3283. Why is it that so many people are demanding the death penalty as punishment for a wider and wider range of crimes?
Is that the case? Probably because people seem to think that the best “punishment.”

3284. Is it partially to weed the nonconformists out of the gene pool?
The gene pool needs its nonconformists.

3285. What does it mean to be free?
Literally? To be unconstrained.

3286. What does it mean to be tamed or domesticated?
To be controlled by outside forces, be they physical, environmental, or technological.

3287. Is the human animal becoming more and more tame and domestic?
Yes.
If yes, what is causing this?
Our technology.
are we becoming more or less free?
Less free. Google owns us. Apple owns us. Facebook owns us. We’re screwed when Solar Flare Massacre 2012 hits us.

3288. Are you embaressed about your naked body?
I am.
If yes, is that freedom?
Why not? Am I not free to be embarrassed about myself?

3289. Are you the result of all of evolution up to this point?
Aren’t we all?

3290. The murderous person…how does he sleep?
As well as his conscience will allow.

3291. Your mother…is she living?
Indeed.
Have you been much with her?
She’s sitting next to me right now.
and has she been much with you?
Sure.
3292. Are these questions disturbing you?
Nope.
If yes, why?
I’ve answered weirder.

3293. What are you focused on?
Understanding stuff. Mainly statistics. Trying to make a contribution to the world.

3294. Have you ever admired wickedness?
Probably.

3295. Is the acomplishment of one person the accomplishment of all humanity?
It’s the accomplishment of the whole universe.
Why or why not?
We’re all connected.

3296. Is the imprisonment of one person the imprisonment of all humanity?
Maybe.
Why or why not?
We’re all connected.

3297. We’re just following anchient history. If I strip for you, will you strip for me?
Hahaha. Sure.

3298. Have you ever wished you had not so many clothes?
I love my clothes.

3299. What is the balance between conformity and individual freedom?
Something I’m sure we’re all seeking.

3300. What do these things have in common: nakedness, sex, killing, fighting, shitting, death?
Humanity?

3101. Would it bother you if your priest, rabbi or other religious leader (teacher if you are not religious) started wearing a plain black mask all the time?
If yes, why?
Why would that bother me?

3102. Where do you look for the answers?
Everywhere.

3103. If you are driving and someone honks at you does it ruin your whole day?
Depends on if I really did something wrong.

3104. If you are driving and you get angry at another driver do you:
yell at them through their and your closed window?
Haha, sometimes.
open the window and yell at them?
Nope.
throw things at them?
Nope.
stop the car and start a fight with them?
That would be entertaining.
do something else?
Just cuss.

3105. I’m in the right lane on the parkway. There is an exit only lane on my right. A car pulls out from behind the pack into the exit only lane. When that car gets to the exit he is right in front of me only one lane to the right of me. Instead of exiting the parkway he tries to creep back in in front of me. I get pissed and honk the horn. He (I keep saying he but I couldn’t tell) throws up his hands as he slides in front of me. I think this is funny and toot again. He throws up his hands again. I do this about three more times and each time I toot he throws his hands in the air. Then my exit clomes up and I have to get off. From the time he got in front of me until I got off the parkway we drove approx. 20 feet. What you think about this situation?
Road rage is an interesting thing.

3106. Do you live in reality or in your ‘own little world’?
Oh, my own little world.
Which one is better?
Mine.

3107. Who’s your favorite soprano?
I’m not sure.

3108. Why is there porn geared towards straight men, gay men, lesbians but none really geared towards straight woman?
I thought there was quite a bit for the straight ladies.

3109. Is there more to being human than chemicles and impulses? If yes, what?
No.

3110. What if all the boys in jail could get out now together?
That would be frightening.

3111. If your shoes could talk what would they say?
“Don’t tread on me!” Haha, you see what I did there?

3112. How many windows are in your house?
Counting glass doors, six.

3113. Did you walk around your house and count them all?
No.
If not what did you do?
Memory powerz.

3114. Do you think people store memories as pictures or words?
Depends on the person. I store them as pictures.

3115. If you got sent to jail who would your one phone call be to?
Probably my mom.

3116. Pick a movie you have seen:
Mystery Men.
Give a 2 sentance review about it using the word ‘go’:
Have a go at “Mystery Men” if you have a penchant for overly cheesy movies. Few topics make for better cheesy movies than those about loser superheroes.

3117. Pick a song you like:
Symphonies
Give a 2 sentance review of it useing the word ‘come’:
Come for the music video. Stay for the music.

3118. Pick a person you like:
Sean!
Give a two sentance description of them useing the word ‘lunchbox’:
I should buy him a lunchbox full of guitar picks. He loves his guitars.

3119. What do these 3 words have in common: hippo, camp, us?
Teehee.

3120. If you could save time in a bottle, the first thing that you’d like to do is..
Throw it into the sun. I’d like to see what THAT would do!

3121. Who is the most powerful person in the world that you can think of?
I’d say Obama’s pretty powerful, just ‘cause I think the US is still a major superpower, if not the most threatening.

3122. If you were designing a mini-golf hole what would it be like?
That sounds…dirty.

3123. Why do you think certain people become targets for teasing in school or exclusion at work?
Because people suck.

3124. Why, in essays, is the word ‘I’ not allowed to be used when it is our own PERSONAL thoughts being expressed?
It depends on the essay, doesn’t it?

3125. What song would you like your doorbell to play?
The Macarena.

3126. Would you rather watch MTV or play GO FISH?
Both?

3127. What is an itch?
Something needing a scratch.

3129. Would you be capable of torturing another person?
I don’t know.

3130. How did Hitler’s army do this and still believe they were good people?
The power of being brainwashed by powerful people.

3131. Do you like poetry to rhyme?
Yes.

3132. Does ‘jewish’ describe a race or a religion?
It’s kind of transformed into describing a culture now, hasn’t it?

3133. How tall are you?
Shut up.

3134. If Hitler was capable of such cruelty to others, and he is human, does that mean that all humans are capable of this cruelty?/
Possibly.

3135. How long have you ever gone without sleep?
Quite awhile.

3136. Is a mouse a miracle?
If you give it a cookie.

3137. there are alcoholics, chocoholics, shoppoholics, practically anything can be an ‘oholic. What’s your ‘oholic?
Statistics. Statsohol!

3138. Does heaven have aphone number?
867-5309. Somebody made a grave error and misspelled “heaven” as “Jenny”
If it did would you call?
Why not?
Who would you ask to speak to?
Leibniz.
What would you say?
“HI SEXY, I WANT YOUR CALCULUS!”

3139. Fortune time!!
1,2, 3, or 4?
One.
if 1: 5, or 6?
Five.
if 2: 7 or 8?
if 3: 9 or 10?
if 4 11 or 12?
Now pick a letter between A and G:
C.
if A: 13 or 14?
if B: 15 or 16?
if C or D: 17 or 18?
Seventeen.
if E or F: 19 or 20?
if F: 21 or 22?
if G: 22 or 23?
———
you should now have two numbers. look at both numbers below and combine the sayings to get a fortune.
5: you are a very loving person
6: you will become very rich
7: you are too hard on yourself
8: cats will bring you bad luck
9: gremlins will eat all your cheese
10: you are going on a trip
11: someone you don’t know will be watching you
12: you will get what you want
—
13. and your life will be filled with romance
14. but you will fall in love with a babboon
15. and salt is lucky for you
16. or you will inherit a cough medicine factory
17. and you will not come back
18. and you will lose the remote
19. or your favorite team will win
20. and you were born under a lucky star
21. but the next person who leave you a note is attracted to you
22. and you will have a stalker soon
23. or your best friend will take you to a movie
I am a very loving person and I will not come back. That’s eerie.

3140. Do you vote?
I haven’t since 2009 (Canada!), but yes, I’ll return to voting.

3141. Are you always honest with yourself?
No.
Were you honest when you answered that question?
Yes.

3142. What kinds of diary names or entry titles make you specifically NOT want to read that diary?
AnYtHiNg TyPeD lIkE tHiS lOlZ!!!11

3142. Is writing an online diary more about being honest about yourself or entertaining your readers?
Depends on who you are and what you want to achieve. For me, it’s both.

3143. What are you the last of?
The Mohicans?

3144. Who do you really appreciate and what have you done lately to show that you appreciate them?
I really appreciate my parents. I try to do at least one thing a day to show my mom, and I try to tell my dad that every time I talk to him.

3145. When people do good deeds are they really doing them because they are a good person or because they want to feel like a good person? Or both?
Both.

3146. Somewhere far back in the survey I asked if Bill Gates or Mothe Thereasa was more successful. The most popular answer I have seen is ‘it depends on how you define success’. Well, this survey is about YOU isn’t it?
EGO ACTIVATE!

3147. Are people making up reality as they go along?
Are we all solipsists now?

3148. You may need a calculator for this one. Think of your weight. Divide it by 2.2. Multiply the answer by .8. What do you get?
36.72
That is how many grams of protein you need to eat every day to stay healthy. Do you think you eat enough?
I do indeed.

3149. What is your feeling about republicans?
Meh.

3150. What do you need to do?
Start work.
What do you need to stop doing?
A lot of things.

3151. If you were to start a club, what club would you start?
One that sells sandwiches.

3152. Are your hands and feet always cold?
Yes.
Maybe you have bad circulation.
Haha, probably. I think the Vancouver dampness did that to me.

3153. Have you ever been prank called?
Nope.

3154. Have you ever prank called someone?
Nope.
If yes, what was the prank?
No pranky.

3155. Have you ever gotteen into a conversation with someone when they or you have dialed a wrong number?
Nope.

3156. Have you ever just sat alone with no distractions for a whole hour and thought about things?
Indeed.
If yes, does the universe open up when you do this?
In a way, yes.

3157. Are you a genius?
HA.

3158. If you were going to design the PERFECT signifigant other…what flaws would you give them?
Would they really be flaws if it was the PERFECT significant other?

3159. If you answered NO to 3157, why do you doubt yourself?
Because I’m pretty much dumb as dirt.

3160. RARRRR!!! Scared ya, didn’t I?
HA, I’m invincible.

3161. Do feelings and ideas come from inside the mind or outside in the culture?
Both.

3162. When you have a feeling or an idea:
do you trust it?
Yes.
Even when people are telling you that you are wrong?
I try.
Even when people are laughing at you for it?
People suck.

3163. WHAT IS YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME? (YOUR MIDDLE NAME BECOMES YOUR FIRST NAME AND YOUR LAST NAME IS THE NAME OF THE STREET OF THE HOUSE YOU GREW UP IN):
Marie Pine. I chose our Troy St., but I suppose I should really choose Grant. So Marie Grant.

3164. What is the differance between spirituality and religion?
Not much, in my opinion.

3165. What is the speediest way you know of to get over a cold or flu?
Not getting sick. HA!

3166. Who is your favorite comedian?
Brian Regan. He rules.

3167. What do you think of Winona Ryder’s court case?
The what now?

3168. What was your last nightmare about?
Grad school, actually.

3169. Who are the people in your neighborhood?
Tucson people. I’ve never met any of them.

3170. During what decade was popular music the most emotional?
Who knows?
During what decade was popular music the best?
The 90s are pretty great, but that’s because I’m most familiar with that music.

3171. How did Frederick Douglas, escape slavery against all odds?
Desire, intelligence, and awesomeness.
There were thousands and thousands of slaves around him, why did only he manage to learn to read and write?
I doubt he was the ONLY one.

3172. Do you download porn? (be honest!)
Nope.

3173. Why is ‘go suck an egg’ or ‘your grandma sucks eggs!’ an insult?
Haha, not sure, actually.

3174.
Life is: strange.
I am: more strange.
I am not: a fan of crowds.
But I want to be: successful.
And I wish I could: not be in my own head sometimes.
3175. What is the highest achivement anyone could ever achieve in this department?
spiritual: I think this is too subjective to answer.
physical: I always thought it would be interesting to see how close one could get to surviving with no sleep, no food, and no water.
emotional: coming into an understanding of all their emotional states and their origins.
with their humanity: complete realization that we are all equal on this planet.

3176. Can you give step by step instructioons on how to think deeply?
Think. Make it deeper.

3177. DDid you ever see the Wizard of Oz with the sound all the way down while listening to pink Floyd’s The Wall?
No.
If yes, did you see what everyone says goes on when you do that?
Didn’t ever try it.

3179. Which two words of the following words goes together the best and why: mullet, brocollii, community, blue, phosphor, hammer, ocean, hand
Broccoli and ocean, ‘cause I like both.

3180. Are you dyslexic?
Nope.

3182. Are you overwhelmed?
Sometimes.
By what?
The screwed-up-ness of my brain.

3183. ‘My natural elasticity was crushed.’
What does that mean?
Good question.

3184. What is humanity evolving towards, do you think?
Destruction.

3185. Are you good at cracking codes?
I’d like to think so.
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“Mr. T says to drink your milk.” He pity the foo’ who gets osteoporosis!

3186. How many holes do you have in your body (ex. mouth)?
Hahahaha. Five million.

3187. Now there are ads on taxi cab hubcaps. Is there ANY free space LEFT to put more ads onto taxis???
The wheels.

3188. What’s the worst place to have a scab?
On your butt, ‘cause then when you scratch it it looks like you’re scratching your butt.

3189. Do you pick your scabs?
Sometimes. Nevous habit.

3190. Who’s goin’ chicken huntin’?
Huh?

3191. post ‘it’ note. What does ‘it’ stand for?
An existential, life-changing message that fits on a little sticky card.

3192. What is a tragedy?
Depends on who you are.

3193. Where is guam?
Way off the coast of the Philippians, I think.

3194. Are you bubbly?
No.
Do you drink bubbly?
No.

3195. Do you have caller ID?
No.

3196. Bewitched or Jeannie?
Meh. Neither.

3197. When will you be able to just do what you want to?
Probably never.

3198. How do people live with the fact that their time is short and priceless yet they get paid too little to waste too much of it?
Denial. Or just not having the thought cross their minds.

3199. OOGA! Make your best cave-pperson sound!
Cave people, as far as I’m aware, weren’t able to type well enough to represent their sounds on a computer screen.

3200. Who tells better gossip, your best friend or your answering machine?
My best friend IS my answering machine!

Hey, guess what? Today sucked. You get a survey!

3001. What is your half-birthday?
August 2nd.

3002. When is your un-birthday?
Every day but February 2nd?

3003. Do you like movies about:
time travel? Meh.
the 80’s? Yay 80s!
drugs? Depends on the drug.
crazy people? Depends on the crazy.
halucinations? Always entertaining.
aeroplanes? Indeed.
death? Sure.
Life? Aren’t most movies about life?
the meaning of life? Yay!
fate? Sure.

3004. If you said yes to any of the above you should see Donnie Darko. If you HAVE seen it, what’d you think?
Haven’t seen it.

3005. If you were going to write a book what would it be about?
I’d still like to get Prime out there. It’s about numbers and, obviously, prime numbers in particular.

3006. Is radio obsolete?
Nope. Radio is awesome and useful.

3007. Do you feel like you are entitled to have things without working for them?
Nope.

3008. If yes than why do you believe you feel this way?
N/A.

3009. If no, have you noticed that a lot of people around you feel this way?
Indeed. But I think we’re all guilty of feeling that way on occasion.

3010. If yes than why do you believe they feel this way?
Human nature.

3011. “An eight track sterio, a color tv in every room and a half a pievce of dope everyday. That’s the american dream, nigga'”
How do you feel about the above quote?
I want SEVEN color TVs in every room.

3012. What is it from?
No idea.

3013. What year is it from?
See above.

3014. Do you believe that you will someday be famous?
That would be nice. I’d use my fame for something good.

3015. What is YOUR IDEA of success?
Impacting a bunch of lives in a good way. Helping others. Feeling fulfilled.

3016. Do you believe that you will be successful?
God I hope so.

3017. Will you be successful without hard work?
For some reason I keep getting a feeling that somewhere down the line I’ll be in the right place at the right time and things will all work out. At the same time, though, I think it will take hard work to get me to that right place.

3018. What brings you bad luck?
Living in Vancouver.

Is it true that you:
3019. Claim to be goth, punk, prep, emo or any other lable?
Nope.

3020. Claim that your opinion is RIGHT?
On occasion.

3021. claim that your religion is RIGHT?
I have no religion.

3022. Claim to be a fan of a band when you really only like a few songs?
I claim to be a fan of Passion Pit, but that’s because I have the love of a thousand suns for their Sleepyhead.

3023. Do ANYTHING to fit in or be accepted by ANYONE?
I try to be “good” but not at the expense of being me.

3024. REFUSE to listen to the ideas or thoughts of others?
I try not to.

3025. tell others to shut up?
Only in jest.

3026. say I HATE (insert any band)?
No hate for music, man.

3027. say I HATE (insert anything)?
Haha, yeah.

3028. Only appreciate certain things that you LIKE?
Probably.

3029. like only one style of music?
Definitely not.

3030. like only one style of clothes?
I like colors.

3031. hate a style of music?
Nope.

3032. hate life?
On occasion.

3033. Is it true that you:
3034. don’t listen when parents, elders or authorities talk?
I listen.

3035. do everything parents, elders and authoritys tell you?
Most things, unless they’re unreasonable.

3036. do things or want things because it looked cool on mtv?
Hahaha. If MTV were my guide, I’d be pretty screwy. I mean, more so.

3037. hate everyone?
No.

3038. hate everything?
No.

3039. hate disco?
Disco rules!

3040. hate rap?
I’m not the biggest fan, but I don’t hate it.

3041-3045 These question is for the guys
You are at her home with her. Both of you have drank a little wine, enough to loosen the inhibitions while not getting tipsy. You have snugled on the couch and it’s a good time for bed. You’ve been romantic, but you’ve not made any big moves on her. You’re not sure if you are up to a night of love making or even if she’s in the mood.
She goes to the bedroom to put on something more comfortable… When she returns she is wearing an outfit that looks great on her and you notice that she has her hands tied in front of her, with a scrunchee…
She stands in front of you and giggles nerviously. You search for words to express how you feel, but before you can get any words out she gets on her knees in front of you and reachs out to hold your hand with both of hers. Your eyes find hers…
3041. How do you react to this?
3042. What message do you think she is sending?
3043. What do you do next?
3044. Is this a good way for her to approach her fantasy with you?
3045. If not, what would be a better way for her to approach you about wanting to be controled during sex(consider that just outright talking about it might be hard for her)?

3046-3050 These questions is for the girls
Bring it.

You are at his home with him. Both of you have drank a little wine, enough to loosen the inhibitions while not getting tipsy. You have snugled on the couch and it’s a good time for bed. You’ve been romantic, but you’ve not made any big moves on him. You’re not sure if you are up to a night of love making or even if he’s in the mood.
He goes to the bedroom to put on something more comfortable… When he returns she is wearing an outfit that looks great on him. He sits next to you. You kiss and kiss. You move your hands down his body to his chest and start unbuttoning his shirt but he stops you and whispers seductively..’A good slave unbuttons them with her teeth..and you do want to be my slave, don’t you?’

3046. What do you do?
Laugh to see if he’s serious.

3047. How do you react to this?
If he is, I’d probably go along with it. Don’t have much of an issue with it.

3048. What message do you think he is sending?
Haha, he’s horny.

3049. Is this a good way for him to approach his fantasy with you?
Sure.

3050. If not, what would be a better way for him to appraoch you about wanting to be in control during sex(consider that just outright talking about it might be hard for him)?
I think this would be an okay way.

Is it true that you…
3051. are politically correct?
HAHA no.

3052. are too nice to say how you feel?
To most people, yes.

3053. don’t think the world government affects you?
Everything effects everything else.

3054. think that all people who are fat are ugly?
NO.

3055. think all people who are thin are shallow?
Yeah, totally reasonable. Sure.

3056. think you are getting solid information from advertisements?
Nope.

3057. don’t research the products you use?
I try to do my research, but it’s hard to be “good” with this stuff.

3058. believe that the lives of the people you love are somehow more important than the lives of the 6 billion other peeople in the world?
Haha, dated survey. We’re at 7 billion now. And no, no one life is more important than another, though it can feel like it to that life’s loved ones.

3059. believe that the lives of your country men or woman are somehow more valuble than the lives of people from other countries?
Nope. See above.

3060. believe your ideas are somehow worth more than the ideas of others?
Nope.

3061. repress things rather than deal with them?
Welcome to my life.

3062. mindlessly self indulge ?
Only occasionally. Unless thinking of my little fantasy world counts.

3063. think there is only one right way?
Only in the sense of a deterministic universe.

3064. think that this one right way could possibly be right for ALL of the 6 billion people on this planet?
Absolutely not.

3065. Decide something is UNTRUE just because you don’t AGREE with it or you don’t LIKE it?
Nope.

3066. What do you think of the out-dated chinese custom of foot-binding (tieing a baby girl’s toes under her foot, even if you have to break the bone, making her walk with her toes under her foot(or hobble) because chinease men like small fett)?
“Chinease men like small fett?” Spell Check must’ve broken.
I think it’s pretty freaky.

3067. What do you think of plastic surgery?
Meh. If it was totally risk-free there are a few little things I’d like to change personally (nothing huge), but as of right now it’s not for me. It doesn’t bother me if others have it, either, unless they’re addicted to it.

3068. Is there a difference between foot binding and plastic surgery? What?
One involves invasive surgery, one doesn’t.
Are there any similarities between foot-binding and plastic surgery? What?
The altering of the body for appearance purposes, yes.

3069. Would you be likely to continue reading a book that began: ‘It was a bright, defrosted, pussy-willow day at the onset of Spring, and the newlyweds were driving cross-country in a large roast turkey.’?
That sounds entertaining.

3071. What came first, the acorn or the tree?
The protozoan.

3072. What is surrealism?
AWESOME.

If you were putting together a surrealist work of art, what would you do?
Try to delve into my subconscious.

3073. What did you do on Halloween?
Sat alone at my dad’s, hiding from Trick-or-Treaters.

3074. Some bees have made a comfortable nest for the winter inside your air conditionar. How would you remove the air conditioner from the window?
Call a bee exorcist.

3075. Why is quiet contemplation important?
Because that’s when the best ideas come to the forefront of one’s mind.

3076. Do you spend lots of time in quiet contemplation? How about any time?
I spend an obscene amount of time contemplating stuff.

If not, what distracts you?
Very few things.

3077. What is the lowest you have ever felt?
See April, May, and June 2010.

3078. Who has changed your life dramatically for the better?
Leibniz.

3079. Is all you christmas shopping done?
Haha, it’s January, yo.

3080. Who is the greatest writer you can think of and why?
Nabokov. Holy freaking crap crackers, that man can manipulate the English language.

3081. Are people either good or evil?
Nope.

3082. Can people be BOTH good an evil?
Durh.

3083. Is there good in a rapist or a murderer?
Yes.

Is there evil in Mother Thereasa?
Yes.

3084. You are in a classroom setting. A teacher has asked for a surrealist project. One person comes in with cards. Each card has a picture. Some of the pictures are a breast, a penis, a urinal, open heart surgery, a woman sucking on a vaccum tube, etc. On the back of each picture is a phrase like ‘Fuck you and all of your lesbian fish eating friends’ or ‘people who speak in metaphors oughtta shampoo my crotch’. The artist asks each person to take a random card, go around the room and at their turn hold up the card with the picture side out and read the phrase on the back.

Would you do it?
Why not?

How would you feel about it?
I don’t see the surrealism aspect of it, but I would be interested.

What do you think the artist’s intent is?
Shock and awe!

3085. Are you satisfied?
No.

3087. How fast do you drive?
The speed limit.

3088. What do you want that you don’t need?
A new iPod. I already have one with 80 GB so I don’t really need a bigger one.

3089. What do you have that you wish you didn’t?
Issues.

3090. What does it mean when someone suggests that you don’t own your possettions, they own you?
That we’re tied down to our physical possessions enough so that we use them to define ourselves.

3091. Where do you get motivation?
The prospect of happiness.

3092. Did you ever wanna get with one of your teachers?
Hahahahaha…

Did you ever actually get with one?
Nope.

3093. Have you ever had this happen, where one day you completely believe one thing and the next day you don’t believe it anymore?
Probably, but I can’t recall when this last happened.

If yes, do you lie about your change of beliefs in order to appear consistant?
I try not to lie.

3094. Do you hide things about yourself from others?
Yes.

If so why?
Because I’m a weirdo.

Is it because you are afriad they will be scared?
No, just weirded out.

Or because YOU are scared?
Everyone’s scared.

3095. Do you recognize that some part of you is evil or do you feel like you are all good?
I wish I were a better person.

3096. If everyone were flying flags and putting up yellow ribbons in honor of the people who died in a war and someone put up black bows and ribbons all over the top of therir house what would you think?
I’m not sure.

Would you want them to take it down?
No.

Why?
We don’t know what it means; we shouldn’t tell them to remove it.

3097. Is a foot massage meaningless or does it have implications?
Depends on the people involved.

3098. Are you sick of technology yet?
Some of it. Smartphones can go die. So can Twitter.

3099. After tattoos and piercings, I believe the next big thing will be implants (horns, metal plates, etc) and after that will come genetic alteration (wings, purple skin, etc).

Would you have any of this done to you?
Probably not.

Would you let your kids have it done?
After a certain age when they were sure they truly wanted it done, sure.

What do you think the next big thing in body modification would be?
I think the up-and-coming things now are tattoos that glow under black light and stuff so that they show up during clubbin’ but aren’t visible during working hours.

3100. What’s the most insulting thing you could come up with to say to someone?
“You’re just like George W.!”

Also, happy birthday dad, wherever you may be on your cruise.

2901. have you ever written a letter to:
a friend: I’d be surprised if I haven’t, but I can’t remember doing so
a lover: Yes, but I never sent it
a celebrity: Nope
congress/house/reps: Nope
the president/leader of your country: Nope

2902. Why are ciggarette companies allowed to manufacture and sell ciggarettes when they are so unhealthy and dangerous?
Because we’re a relatively hypocritical society that bans certain “bad” substances (marijuana, coke, etc.) while allows others to be sold given their buyers are old enough (nicotine, alcohol). Don’t ask me, man.

2903. Do you chat with people in an elevator?
Not usually.

2904. What’s your favorite Jack Nicholson movie?
Was he in The Shining? I never saw that movie but I’ve seen like 40 parodies of it.

2905. Who should play the part of Superman?
William Shatner.

2906. Do you like when your friends and your mate’s friends hang out?
I don’t have a mate.

2907. Doritos or Cheetos?
Cheetos!

2910. Do you brush your teeth three times a day?
Twice.

2911. Should I stop making question swith multiple parts and just count each actual question as a question?
That would certainly make it easier for you.

2912. What gives your ego a boost?
Not much.

2913. What knocks your ego down?
Me being stupid.

2914. Live and let live or live and let die?
Live and let live.

2915. What do you think of Damien Hirst’s art piece Mother and Child, which is half a cow in formaldedhyde?
That sounds intriguing.

2916. Why is it that 70 percent of americans Do Not want to go to war with Iraq and yet we are going to war with Iraq anyway?
Because the balance of power in this country is screwy.
Is this democracy?
As we apparently define it, yes.

2917. Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live—One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books. OR Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably.
Which life do you choose?
Two.
WHY?
I want my books, dammit!

2918. Why is there no ‘Mr. America’ pageant?
Good question.
Should there be?
YES!

2919. If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist?
No.

2920. Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too?
Previous proof that this works?

2921. What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful?
I’d probably resist the urge to beat the crap out of him until I got the OK to do so from my mom.

2922. What do you represent?
Claudianess.

2923. What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present?
flowers: Love you!
slippers: You have cold feet
candles: Hopefully you won’t burn your house down, but I feel the need to provide you the means for doing so
diamond necklace: I have money! Watch me buy stuff!
gift certificate: I either can’t think of a good gift for you or you explicitly said “get me a gift certificate.”
cash: Buy me something!
books: YAY LITERACY!

2924. Have you ever completed a paint by number?
Probably.
If yes of what?
Haha, no idea.

2925. How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book?
Very long.

2926. What have you been caught doing?
Spazzing.

2927. Does temptation make you do what you love?
Nope, doing what I love makes me do what I love.

2928. Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don’t know how to use? What?
I’m gadget-savvy.

2929. Do you read the instructions to things or skip them?
I usually read the instructions, even if I know what I need to do already.

2930. Will yu ever reach your full potential?
I really, really hope so.

2931. Who is your biggest fan?
Good question.

2932. Who do you take care of?
Anyone I can.
Who takes care of you?
My parents. They’re awesome.

2933. Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right?
Hahaha, that would certainly change things.
If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong?
If I were a lawyer I’d jump off a bridge.

2934. Is it sexy in here or is it just me?
Just you.

2935. You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what?
I’d draw a smiley. Or a flower or something snazzy like that.

2936. Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What?
I can make a box with a lid. I can make a fortune teller. I can make a piece of paper folded in half.

2937. How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating’s mom to like her better?
Be genuine, be kind, be polite.

2939. Do you like answering questions about:
your life? Yes.
your taste? Sure.
tv? Why not?
music? Yay! Yes.
art? Yup.
politics? Not particularly.
life? Is this different than my life?
religion? Bah.
issues? Not if they’re political.
sex? Haha.
loved ones? Sure.
favorites? Indeed.
objects? Yeah.
math? Yay math!
philosophy? Yay philosophy!
hypothetical situations? Sometimes.
things that require lots of thought? Yes.

2940. The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny?
Meh.

2941. What would you think of a new reality tv game show where real life criminals on death row competed in life threatening tasks for the prize of a reduced sentance?
Sounds…frightening.
Did you know that they are considering making this a show? Would you watch it?
No and no.

2942. What was the last song you looked up the words to?
Fleet Foxes’ Helplessness Blues. AWESOME song.

2943. What Saturday morning cartoons do you like?
I’m not a big cartoon person anymore. But Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy is still fantastic.

2944. If anything’s possible, then is it possible that nothing’s possible?
Can God create a boulder so heavy He cannot lift it?

2944. What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
It’s the shape of the shirt, isn’t it?

2945. Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area?
Hahaha, uh, yeah.
If so how?
I wouldn’t go that way?

2946. Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders?
Sure.

2947. If you are a girl have you ever experianced penis envy?
Freud would say so, yes. He’d have quite a bit to say about Claude, haha.

2948. Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, “If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned….(finish the sentence)
“…that learning can be a fun and engaging activity. And that Leibniz rules.”

2949. If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers?
Probably not by dressing the way I usually dress, haha.

2950. How do you stop pop up ads?
STAB THEM

2951. You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don’t buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home???
“All the Payphones are Jammed with Gum” sounds like a ridiculously good band name to me. I’d just wait until the bus came and explain my situation. Most bus drivers I’ve come across are pretty lenient with that kind of stuff if people seem to be sincere.

2952. How long would it take you to organize your bedroom?
It’s organized, captain!

2953. Make up a nickname for your bedroom:
Lawrence of Arizona.

2954. What comes after: I’ve got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee)/There they are a-standing in a row.
“Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head…”

2955. Where ARE the wild things?
IN MY PANTS

2956. You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd’s you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd’s do you put in?
1. Guggenheim Grotto’s …Waltzing Alone
2. Mike Oldfield’s Tubular Bells
3. Deep Forest’s Deep Forest
4. Lady Gaga’s The Fame Monster
5. Good Charlotte’s The Young And The Hopeless
6. The Beatles’ 1

2957. Let’s play Jeopardy. (Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Dooooo-)
I’ll give some answers..you give the questions.
Ready? Begin.
The answer is:
Purple
The primary color of McDonald’s Grimace
Yellow
A chromatically-titled Coldplay song
Pepsi
Coca-Cola’s main competitor
Peace
Lisa
The eldest daughter Simpson
Cotton
A white, fluffy material used for making clothes, among other things.
Flag
France’s is red, white, and blue; Finland’s is white and blue, and Libya’s is green.
42
6 x 7.

2958. Pick a letter.
O!
List some great words starting with that letter:
Ooid, octogon, orange, octogenarian, orbific, orrery.

2959. Is eight days a week enough to show you care?
Only if I’m a non-Beatle.

2960. Have you told your parents you love them today?
Indeed.

2961. What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil?
The numbers on pencils indicate the hardness of the lead, with larger numbers indicating harder leads.

2962. Have you ever cross-dressed?
It rules.

2963. Are we living in a world without end?
Doubtful.

2964. What do you think of that couple that was just on the news who kidnapped a 16 year old girl for a week and forced her to be their sex slave?
This species disappoints me.

2965. Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition?
Sure.

2966. Are you singing in the rain?
It’s a glorious feelin’.

2967. Should the sopranos actors ahve been allowed to march in the St Patrick’s Day parade?
Haha, what?

2968. Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate?
I’d say regular, but I’m not the one to ask.

2969. Is it time to switch to Decaf?
The only thing I drink aside from water is tea, and no, you don’t get to take my caffeine out of it.

2970. Why is it that the truth hurts?
Because we’re all more flawed than we care to think.

2971. How do you feel about:
ticketmaster? I used it once. Worked fine.
scalpers? Never had to deal with one.

2972. What are you guilty of?
More than I care to admit here.

2973. Have you ever done any of the following in order to catch a buzz or get high?
sniffed glue: No.
sniffed magic markers: I used to try and smell Sharpies ‘cause everyone said they stunk. I was not a smart child.
ate paste: Nope.
drank Nyquil, rRobitussen or any other Over-the-counter drug: Ew.
‘huffed’ (inhaled or sniffed) any kind of fabric softner, cooking spray or other household product: I blew a spray of Pam up my nose once, but it was totally unintentional. I had the nozzle pointed the wrong way.
whip-its: What is a whip-it?

2974. What gives you inner stregnth?
Inner weight training.

2975. ::eyes you suspiciously::Where have all the COOKIES gone?
Don’t look at me, all I’ve got are M&M’s.

2976. What is a good gift for someone you don’t like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really ‘gets’ them somehow?
I can’t think of anyone I don’t like.

2977. If you don’t like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip?
No.
Why or why not?
Unless the service was absolutely heinous, I’d still tip knowing that it is the main source of income for the waiter/waitress.

2978. Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie?
Who’s not playin? Holler “aye.”

2979. What Race/nationality was Jesus?
Holy?

2980. What was one evening you’ll never forget?
HAHAHAHA no you don’t get a description of the best evening of my existence, sorry.

2981. Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird:
Isn’t that a poem?

2982. Trick or Treat?
Treat!

2983. If you had money to burn, what ‘toy’ would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)?
I think at this point in time I’d get a car, just ‘cause it’d be nice to finally have one.

2984. Are you having trouble with aol 8.0?
No.
Or if you don’t have aol…have you ever been to a podiatrist?
Hahahaha, awesome replacement question.

2986. When people lose weight, where does it go?
It turns into antimatter! Inform Jenny Craig she is DESTROYING OUR WORLD!

2987. Your mate/partner/wife or husband/longterm boy or girlfriend/etc. has SOMEHOW gotten his or her FAVORITE celebrity’s attention. Your sweetie has always thought this celeb was so sexy and now the celeb kinda fancies your sweety as well(although the celeb is not interested enough to stick around for more than one night). Your sweetie wants to have a one night stand with the celeb. Knowing that this is your sweeties one and only chance to bang (or even hang out with) a celebrity (ESPECIALLY their FAVORITE celebrity) you would say:
Think before you act, but act before you regret.

2988. Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film?
Nope.
If no, aren’t you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time?
To Wikipedia I go!

2989. What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)?
The only form in which I eat bread now is crouton.

2990. Are you emotionaly articulate?
I’m emotionally spaz-tacular, unfortunately.

2991. Does everything happen for a reason?
Yes. Deterministic universe FTW.

2992. Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever?
In a way, yes.

2993. Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent?
Huh?

2994. Can you think of a door that has closed in your life?
Yes, but we won’t discuss it here ‘cause I don’t feel like being even more depressed about it than I already am.
Can you think of a window that has opened?
I suppose living in a new state can bring about some opened windows.

2995. What does this mean to you: ‘Necessity is the mother of invention’?
Things won’t be created/invented unless they’re needed by someone.
Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of:
courage?
No.
survival skills?
Instinct.
independance?
Yeah.

2996. What helps you to get over a Major heartache?
Time.

2997. Can you depend completely upon yourself?
Eh.
have you ever tried?
Partially.

2998. How can you tell the differance between the end of one part of your life and the beutiful begining of the next part?
HA. Beautiful beginning. Funny.
(I’m a bit bitter at the moment, can you tell?)

2999. Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin?
Yes, I read The Awakening.
If not, I suggest that you do.
Already done!

3000. Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren’t looking for anything (or anyone)?
Indeed.

2801. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. But what was the question?
To be or not to be.

2802. Suggest three new diary circles that you would find interesting:
Hahaha, I read that first as DAIRY circles and I was like, what is that, crop circles but with cows? How weird/awesome would that be, eh?

2803. Buttons or Knobs?
Why does this sound dirty?

2804. What is a juggalo?
An obnoxious word.

2805. Are you a fan of Crass?
I know no Crass.

2806. If you were going to write a short note to yourself and then put it away and read it in ten years, what would it say?
“BE FREEEEEEEEEE!”

2807. When someone does something that is wrong do you believe that they know in their hearts that they are wrong but they push it down into their subconcious and rationalize away their guilt?
Probably.
When have you done this (if you say never then you are doing it right now)?
Oh, awhile ago involving a relationship with someone. Totally not proud of it.

2808. How can a person have sex with someone they don’t love?
I don’t know, they’ve got their reasons.
Have YOU ever?
Nope.

2809. What are the paradoxes in your head (that is when you believe two conflicting things to be true)?
Pretty much every thought that I have, currently.

2810. What does each set of two words suggest to you?
pale gravity: Pluto
little mornings: early mornings in fall, for whatever reason
spiritual machines: Evangelical jukeboxes
eccentric being: Uranus (sorry, I just read a huge thing on the planets)
pray attention: a narcissistic praying mantis
yellow lectures: Melons

2811. What movie would be AWESOME in 3D?
Flatland. HA!

2812. Why is it important to write and think clearly?
To get your message across, if only to yourself. It helps sort out your own thoughts.

2813. A girl and her boyfriend are hanging out. It is obvious they are together. Another guy schmoozes between them and starts hitting on the girl. The boyfriend tells this guy to back off. The guy just keeps bothering the girl.
Do you think the boyfriend would be justified in hitting this intrusive guy?
No.
A girl and her boyfriend are hanging out. It is obvious they are together. Another GIRL(lesbian) schmoozes between them and starts hitting on the first girl. The boyfriend tells this girl to back off. The girl just keeps bothering the first girl.
Do you think the boyfriend would be justified in hitting this intrusive girl?
No.
If you answered yes to one situation and no to the other one why the double standard?
No double standard here!

2814. What do you think of the name Prue?
Eh. It’s okay.

2815. What would you spend your last dollar on?
Probably a $1 scratch ticket, haha.

2816. Have you ever won an ebay auction?
Yes.
If yes for what?
A bunch of stuff. The most recent, I think, was the GotY edition of Fallout 3.

2817. Would you like it if Blockuster had a drivethrough??
It wouldn’t matter to me.

2819. When was the last time you taught someone somthing and what was it?
I explained (very briefly) my thesis to Sean the other night, which involved explaining (VERY briefly) structural equation modeling.

2820. Why do adults and teens not understand each other?
Because people at different life stages tend to have different priorities.

2821. Are you afraid?
I’m afraid of the rest of my life.

2822. Do you trust large drug corporations?
Not particularly.
Do you trust the Food and Drug administration?
NO.

2823. If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound?
Only if a horse that was led to a body of water is drinking.
Do you define sound as sound waves or as the reaction between the soundwaves and your ears?
I think it’s defined as the sound waves.

2824. Who is full of shit?
Constipated people.

2825. Four of the five senses are routed through a special area to the brain. One sense goes right to the brain and so is a powerful sense involved with memory and emotion. Which sense do you feel this is?
It’s smell, yo. It’s wired to the most primitive part of the brain.

2826. Are you on a ship of fools or a carousel?
A carousel ON a ship.

2827. What is your bathing suit like?
It’s turquoise. It’s a bikini. I bought it in Hawaii on the band trip.

2828. Whose line is it, anyway?
BEST SHOW EVER COLIN RULES

2829. Are you more likely to answer a signed in note or a nsi note?
Huh?

2830. To be or not to be. That is the question. What is the answer?
Blowin’ in the wind (see what I did there?)

2831. Does beauty exist as a defineable standard or is beauty in the eyes of the beholder?
Eye o’ beholder.

2832. Would a war with Iraq help or harm american economy?
Um…isn’t that kind of happening right now?

2833. What is the first thing you would do if you saw a nuclear explosion in the distance?
Probably flip out. Or take a video, hahaha.

2834. Would you like to be cryogenically frozen?
Only if I get to meet Bender, Leela, and Fry.

2835. Think of the person you love the most.
Would you be willing to murder a stranger in order to save that person’s life? Why or why not?
I don’t think I could just murder somebody.

2836. Imagine no possetions. I wonder if you can?
I can’t, ‘cause I don’t know what a “possetion” is.

2837. How messed up is:
your hair?
It’s not, I just washed it and it’s all shiny and pretty.
your room?
My “room,” if it shall be called that, is a disaster area. Packing time, yo.
your car?
Nonexistent, therefore not messy.
your life?
Total, total mess.

2838. What are you running out of?
Hope.

2839. What do you live for?
STATISTICS!

2840. How did you decide it was worth living for?
It’s my calling.

2842. By what criteria do you judge others?
I try not to judge others.

2843. Do you look at people’s words and actions or the underlying reasons for those words and actions?
Both?

2844. Which would you rather collect:
simpsons action figures?
kiss gear?
anything with a smiley?
horror movies?
Anything with a smiley sounds good.

2845. Do you fight for your rights?
I try when I need to, yes.

2846. Would you rather be a construction worker or a crossing guard?
Construction worker.

2847. What is enough to satisfy you in life?
I want to be successful on my own terms, which involves being kind to others, doing at least something somewhat significant to help people in need, doing as many statistical analyses as humanly possible, and hopefully getting some writing out there into the world.

2848. Do you think you have more, less, or average life experiance for your age?
Probably less. I’m pretty sheltered.

2849. Why go to college?
If you dig learning in a formal setting.
Have you considered joining a cult instead?
Hahahahaha. I was in marching band. Same thing.

2850. What’s the last lie you told?
Haha, don’t remember.

2851. What celebrity has the sexiest voice of females?
Katey Segal. She’s an awesome Leela.
Males?
I like William Shatner’s voice, but that might be because I’ve been watching so much Boston Legal.

2853. Where did you come from?
Sperm, egg, extreme statistical odds.
Where are you now?
Sitting in the basement. Stagnant. Hating it.
Where are you going?
Hopefully someplace better.

2854. What would you imagine the playboy mansion is like?
It’s probably either insanely awesome 24-7 or horrible.

2855. Do you blow your nose loudly in public?
Nope.

2856. Do you help others every day?
If I can, yes.

2857. Bono or Chris Tucker?
Bono!

2858. Is it lonely being alone in your head?
No. My head is fun.

2859. What is the worst poverty you have ever seen?
The people living on the streets in downtown Van. They’re probably passed by literally thousands of people a day and are probably noticed like 5% of the time.

2860. Has anyone ever told you that more than 2 billion people live on less than two dollars a day?
Possibly.
What do you think of that?
This is the kind of stuff I want to work to fix, even if on a very small scale.

2861. Add a sentence to the story:
Once upon a time there was a man named Arthur and he was brushing his teeth when all of a sudden he saw a bright rainbow outside. So he goes out the back door to take a look and he finds an elf who says
“‘It’s double rainbow time, bitch!’ and he unleashes upon Arthur a fury of Crayola-fueled vomit.”

2862. Be honest.. do you generally listen or wait for your turn to talk?
I generally listen.

2863. How many fingers do you type with?
All of them except my left thumb.

2864. What does ‘you think you know but you have no idea’ mean? Where did it come from as a common phrase?
I thought I knew, but I have no idea.

2865. Do you think it’s important to give up liberties in order to protect freedom?
After a point, we’ve given up so many liberties to protect freedom that we don’t have freedom anymore.

2866. Do you think George Bush was elected in a legal way?
There’s not much legal stuff going on at that level anymore, I fear.

2867. Imagine you were dying of a disease…you only had a certain amount of time left with your mate, parents or children. What would you leave behind for them to remember you by?
I’d pull my passwords off Vaio, Big Compy, and all my blogs and let them read/see everything. There’s a lot to me that no one’s ever seen. I think it’d give them a good remaining picture of me.
How would you feel if there were drugs to help you live, only you couldn’t afford them?
I’d just let myself go.
How would you feel if people were trying to sell you the drugs at a lower cost but the drug companies made sure they couldn’t because that would cut their profits?
I’d do what I could in my remaining time to bring attention to this at a federal level so that it won’t continue to happen to others.
This senario is going on Right Now. The country is Africa. The disease is aids. The drug is azp (and others). The people are Africans who are very poor and have aids. The large drug corporations won’t sell the drugs at a price they can afford or allow smaller companies to either. Is this acceptable?
Duh. No.
What are you going to do about it?
I’d like to do something, but I don’t know what I could do.

2868. Would you ever BUY a new ring for your cell phone that plays a couple of notes of your favorite song?
I did that a few years ago, actually. But probably not, phones aren’t that important to me.

2869. What has completely moved you?
Several U-Hauls. HAHA I’m funny.

2870. If for your next birthday you had a novelty kids birthday party what games would you play at it?
That would be AWESOME. Twister. Musical chairs. Probably some rockin’ board game like Pictionary or Monopoly.

2871. How can you keep open toed sandles from rubbing against your toes and making them blistered and raw?
Don’t wear them.

2872. What happens to socks when they disappear in the drier?
They go to Narnia.

2873. What is the quality of humanity all about?
Good question.

2874. True or false – All homophobes are inherently evil.:
False.

2875. Is there anything, besides love, that money can’t buy?
Probably. But I’m flat broke right now and it seems like money can buy pretty much everything else.

2876. How is your soul?
Upset.

2877. What are you committed to?
Learning.

2879. Are you photogenic?
HAHAHAHA NOOOOOOOOOO.

2880. Can you define these words off the top of your head as if you were talking to someone who didn’t know what they were?
rain: that weird clear stuff that falls from the sky sometimes when it’s really cloudy and sticks to your skin, making you shiver.
cold: the feeling you get when you feel your body shaking and see little bumps appearing on your skin. It goes away when you sit by a fire or wrap up in a bunch of blankets.
green: a property grass, avocados, celery, and that velvet they use in pool tables have in common.
sand: itty bitty particulates that are usually found in extreme abundance next to large bodies of water, like the ocean or lakes. When you run through it your feet kind of sink into it.

2881. Why aren’t you naked (or are you)?
Because it’s like Absolute Zero in here.

2882. Do you think anoyone is all good or all evil?
No. Only in Disney movies, haha.

2883. Go outside a sec. how many animals are in your yard?
There is no way in hell I’m leaving this blanket. See question #2881.

2884. What household appliance drags you down?
Like, literally? Like if I had them tied to my ankle and jumped into a lake, which ones would help me unwillingly dive to my death? I guess any electricity-run appliance would do me in in such a case, though, if I let them to stay plugged in.

2885. try this..write a list of six possibilities of things you could do after you are off the computer. Make sure that at lease ONE thing is something you would be unlikely to ever do.
1. Sleep
2. Change the lightbulb that just went out in the hallway
3. Curl up even deeper in a pile of blanket and try to keep my body temperature above 95 degrees
4. Play Gears of War
5. Play WoW
6. Set the Junior High on fire

2886. Which of the following doesn’t belong with the others and why?
a. garden
b. love
c. magazine
d. death
Love. All the others either require or involve at some point the extermination of life.

2887. How old are you?
23
What age do you feel mentally?
BAH.
emotionaly?
EVEN MORE BAH.
spiritualy?
Jesus called. He said “BAH.”

2888. Who do you think is more wise: your mailman or a person who has been living on the streets for 12 years?
No idea.

2889. Do you kiss on the first date?
Hahahaha, dating’s funny.

2890. Would you ever want to be on:
a dating show(which)?
Me being on The Bachelor would be hilarious.
a game show(which)?
I always wanted to be on Fear Factor.
the news(why)?
I’d like to be featured on the news for doing something good, like helping people or writing an awesome book or something cool like that.

2891. How much money would it take to get you to:
strip to nuthing but a bright orange thong (for guys, orange thongs an string bikini top for girls)and wrestle another person of the same sex in a thong in a pool of jello?
Not much, haha. That sounds fun.
participate in a contest where you drink alcohol as fast as you can until you puke?
I don’t like the taste of alcohol and I’m not looking to die by alcohol poisoning, so it’d take a lot.
sit absolutely still for 2 hours, in nothing but a towel, covered in plaster of paris?
I’d d that for free.
Walk around at your school in bondage gear asking people to spank you on the ass with a huge dead octopus tenticle?
I’d do this for free just so I could tell this story.
smash potatoes with your head?
Cooked or raw? More for raw.

2892. Who deserves an apology?
Someone I shall not speak of right now.

2893. What wins the award as stupidst lyric you can think of?
Pretty much all of Crash Test Dummies’ “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.”

2894. Where do you most like to be massaged?
I don’t like getting massages. They hurt.

2895. Is your face clear?
Yeah, right now it is.

2897. What present would you bring to the birthday party of an acquaintance?
Probably a gift card to some popular store or restaurant. Everybody likes those!

2898. Is your game on?
Damn straight.

2899. What would a song for the deaf be like?
In requirement of a music video with signing.
How about a painting for the blind?
Extreme pointillism!

2900. What is a sure-fire way to get noticed?
Set fires? Hahaha.

2701. What does ‘equal’ mean?
“Being the same in quantity, size, degree, or value.”

2702. Do you believe in the phrase ‘all men are created equal’?
Yes.
What about woman?
Yes.

2703. Have all persons been specifically ‘created’?
You mean, were we each “created” for a specific reason? Well, I believe we live in a deterministic universe, so in a way, yes. However, I don’t think we were “created.”

2704. Are all persons exactly equal?
Yes.

2705. Or do they just have equal rights (in theory)?
People are equal and thus should have equal rights.

2706. Does art reflect society or does society reflect art?
Both, if art includes all things creative.

2707. Are you living under a little black raincloud or a ray of sunshine?
I’m living under a fog of denial.

2708. What do you wonder about?
Everything. Mostly the future.

2709. What is better..being single and free or being in love and responsible to another person?
Single and free!

2710. What vitamins do you take?
I take fiber, if that counts.

2711. In checkers..red or black?
Black.

2712. Is The Crow a great movie?
Never saw it.

2713. Do you wear all black frequently?
Hahahaha. Do you know me?

2714. Do you ever call yourself a poet, artist, or musician?
Eh.
Has your writing been published, your art been hung in a gallery or your band been signed?
Yes, yes, and no.
Does it matter?
Not really. If one thinks themselves a poet/artist/musician and one produces poems/art/music, then that’s what they are.

2715. When insects get into your house, do you kill them or catch them and take them ouside or leave them alone and let them live with you?
Depends on the insect. Cockroaches die. Ants die. Flies usually die. Most other insects (and arachnids) are spared.

2716. Name at least one person who’s birthday is in:
Jan.- My dad
Feb.- Sean!
Mar.- Aaron
Apr.- Brittany
May- My mom
June- Megan
July- Kate
Aug.-Shannyn
Sept- Matt!
Oct- Nick
Nov- Like 95% of the people I know,  haha
Dec- Maggie

2717. Which would you consider to be a worse criminal:
a pedophile or a necrphile?
Pedo.
What if it was between a pedophile, a necrophile and a murderer?
Murderer.

2718. Do we start to die the day we are born or start to live the day we die?
I don’t believe in an afterlife and technically we really do start to die as soon as we’re born, so the former.

2719. Have you ever called your mom or dad a four letter word?
Hahaha, not my mom, no.

2720. Do you believe america should go to war with iraq?
No.

2721. Agree or disagree?
“There is too much concern in courts for the rights of criminals.”
Disagree.
“Abortion should be legal.”
Agree.
“The death penalty should be abolished.”
Disagree.
“Marijuana should be legalized.”
I really don’t have an opinion on this.
“It is important to have laws prohibiting homosexual relationships.”
MAJOR disagree.
“The federal government should do more to control the sale of handguns.”
Agree.
“Racial discrimination is no longer a major problem in America.”
Disagree.
“Wealthy people should pay a larger share of taxes than they do now.”
Agree.
“Colleges should prohibit racist/sexist speech on campus.”
Agree.
“Same-sex couples should have the right to legal marital status.”
Agree.
“Affirmative action in college admissions should be abolished.”
Please see this blog.
“The activities of married women are best confined to the home and family.”
Disagree.
“People should not obey laws which violate their personal values.”
Disagree.
“Federal military spending should be increased.”
Disagree.
“Realistically, an individual can do little to bring about changes in our society.”
Disagree.
Why did you agree or disagree to that last statement?
It takes a lot of people to actually bring about change, but it only takes one to rally the lot.

2722. Let’s say that after you die you become a spirit and you join all the other spirits. Not all of them have lived. You are talking to some who have never lived about how you HAVE lived. One of the spirits who has never lived says they think they will travel to earth in a human body soon and live. They ask you what three things on Earth should I be sure not to miss? You say…
1. Washington, D.C.
2. The Aurora Australis (or Borealis, but Antarctica’s much cooler, both aesthetically and literally)
3. Something involving music, like a symphony performing or an opera.

2723. What kind of ass is the sexiest (flat, round, tight, hard, meaty, juicy, small, big, stacked, packed, petite, barely there, curvey, muscular, etc.)?
I’m not a butt person much. What’s the difference between “stacked” and “packed,” for those well-versed in assography?

2724. Is there something beautiful and special about everyone?
Yes.

If yes is there something beautiful and special about Hitler?
Yes.

How about Bin Laden?
Yes.
What is it?
The fact that we’re these ridiculously complex wads of atoms that are, you know, ALIVE and in general function amazingly well.
2725. Have you ever moshed?
Nope.
If yes to what bands? If no then would you ever?
Sure.
2726. Do you like sushi?
Yup.

2727. What mood are you in?
A very “blah” mood.
What does your mood depend on?
Usually whether or not I’m stressing about something.
What depends on your mood?
What I do all day.

2728. wHAT IS faith?
Necessary, but not in the religious sense.
what is common sense?
Not so common.
Do you have either or both of them?
Both.

2729. Is perfection or imperfection more beautiful?
Both are beautiful.

2730. Would you think a person doing the following things has a healthy or unhealthy level of insanity?
gives the finger while driving?
tells their life story to people they just met?
walks up to people and tried to convert them to a religion?
says blah?
I think they all have healthy levels of “insanity.”

2731. Do you think this is a great line of poetry:
“Journey with me into the mind of a maniac. Doomed to be a killer since I came out the nutsac”
Eh.

Why or why not?
It’s nothing special to me.

2732. Do you think that song lyrics are poems with music?
Most often, yeah.

2733. In cases of rape which do you think is more of a crime:
a stranger rapes a girl OR a girl’s boyfriend rapes her?
I don’t think it’s appropriate to qualify one of these as “more” of a crime. Rape is rape.

2734. Did you know that in the USA it is considered to be LESS of a crime if a rapist knows the victim (because it is ‘less of a crime’ the rapist gets a less severe punishment)? Do you agree or disagree and why?
Disagree. As I said, “rape is rape.”

2735. In the USA a few weeks ago a guy had beaten up and raped his girlfriend, for which he got 70 days of community service. He had been found guilty, got a year and a half of jail, BUT can you guess why his sentence was reduced to mere community service?  He had a steady job. That’s right. He was found less guilty, because he had a long-term steady job. How does this make you feel?
Pissed off.

2736. Does the character limit of notes or entries annoy you?
When there’s a limit on complaint form entries, yes. I’m long-winded when I’m bitching about something. *cough*PayPal*cough*

2737. wHO’S YOUR FAVORITE WRESTLER?
I DON’T HAVE ONE, RANDOM CAPSLOCK QUESTION!

2738. Have you ever been trapped in an elevator?
Nope.

2739. What is more important, tact or honesty?
Honesty.

2740. Do you have a mentor? Who?
Nope.

2741. If you like guys:
would you rather have a ‘bad’ guy (motorcycles, smokes, drinks, etc) or a ‘good’ guy (family, domesticated, nice guy)?
Good guy.
Would you rather have a virgin or a more experianced guy?
No preference.
If you like girls:
Would you rather have a virgin or a more experianced girl?
would you rather have a ‘bad’ girl (motorcycles, smokes, drinks, etc) or a ‘good’ girl (family, domesticated, nice girl)?

2742. Do you feel nervous in crowds?
I feel irritated in crowds.

2743. Did you write a real entry today?
How are surveys not “real entries?”
What about?
It’s a survey!
Was it your best writing?
Hahahahaha, no way.

2744. If you were making a ‘best of’ entry about your BEST entries ever what would be your top 5 best entries?
Been there, done that!

2745. Do you like to play the lottery?
I love those scratch-off lotto tickets. I never win, though, haha.

2746. Guess what?
What?

2747. Why did you choose to live one more day?
Good question.

2748. What is the most beautiful myth you have ever read/heard?
Not sure.

2749. Have you ever been stood up?
Not in the dating sense, no.

2750. Finish the following sentences any way you want.
It’s always darkest before…you turn on the flashlight.
Never underestimate the power of…a marching band
Don’t bite the hand that…scoops the poo box
A miss is as good as a…Mister
If you lie down with dogs, you…are probably covered in dog hair
Love all, trust…Dulcolax (haha, sorry, that commercial was on like 3 seconds ago)
The pen is mightier than…the pants
An idle mind is…wasting gas
Where there is smoke, there’s…Smokey the Bear having a panic attack
Happy is the bride who…doesn’t trip down the aisle?
Two is company, three’s…the only prime number that is 1 less than a perfect square number.
None are so blind as…those in the Land of the Blind
You get out of something what you…make up your mind to get
When the blind lead the blind…the one-eyed man is king. Oh, wait.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and…you’re probably pissed that the world won’t stop laughing with you and just leave you be.

2751. What’s the most interesting assignment you ever had in school?
Though it wasn’t really a school assignment like homework or something, the most interesting project I was ever involved in was the Lego Mars Rover competition in elementary school. We totally would have won had we done an initial proper inventory and realized we were short a motor.

2752. What’s the most interesting thing you ever had to do for work?
Deal with those five drunk football players at Wendy’s who thought they were a car. That or trying to solve the mystery of why those fluorescent light coverings at the U of I magically changed size when we took them out and washed them.

2753. Do you feel:
insignifigant?
Yes.
unable to evoke change?
No.
like one person can’t change the world?
Sometimes.
like one life and one person’s suffering doesn’t mean very much?
No.

2754. Do you feel like you could contribute as much to society as ____ has?
Albert Einstein: That would be awesome.
Abe Lincoln: That would be pretty awesome too.
Franz Kafka: Kafka is depressing as hell, but pretty cool.
Jesus Christ: Hahaha.

2755. Are you aware that your brain is the same size as Albert Einstein’s brain?
Proof that size doesn’t matter; it’s what you do with it that counts (HA!)
Do you realize that you have the same number of hours in a day as Abraham Lincoln?
Indeed.
Did you know that Franz Kafka wrote all of his amazing litterature during his lunchbreaks at work?
Kafka’s badass.
Did you know that we are all made of matter and that you are made of the Same Thing that Jesus was made of?
I want Apostles!
Do you still believe that you couldn’t contribute as much to society as they did?
I have the same shot as they did.

2756. Is your mind in the gutter?
Hahaha. Always. Marching band kid.

2757. What do you have to complain about?
Not enough to actually complain, but I do it anyway.

2758. Do you remember rock n’ roll radio?
I remember early 90s radio.

2759. Is there such a thing as a food that you burn more calories from digesting than you actually absorb from it?
No, I’m pretty sure that myth has been debunked.

2760. Hey, if you’ve gotten this far than you and me go way back. We’ve been hanging out for a while now and I gotta know..do you like me?
Sure. You wrote a 5,000 question survey. That’s awesome.

2761. What are you doing, Dave?
I’m not Dave, I’m Claudia. Or Claude. Depending on the day.

2762. As far as love goes do you feel it is better to become complete before looking for someone or find someone who completes you?
Complete before looking.

2763. What attracts you about the opposite sex (or same sex, or both sexes)?
Their sexiness, of course.

2764. Do you need people or do you not need anyone?
Everyone needs someone.

2765. Is selfishness always bad?
No.
Is selflessness always good?
No.

2766. Do you feel like your life is being controlled by a power structure?
My life is controlled by a toaster.

2767. Can you name three things in society that send the message that being completely yourself and that looking inside yourself and contemplating what’s within is a good thing?
Not anything that’s not trying to sell something, haha.

2768. Can you name three things in society that send the message that materialism and the accumulation of stuff is a good thing?
Pretty much everything.

2769. What is more important, a picture or it’s frame?
Picture.
What is more important, spirituality or religion?
Neither, in my opinion.

2770. How many definitions can you come up with for the wword ‘fuck’?
Hahaha, many.

2771. Is it less offensive when a black person says Nigger than when a white person says it?
I have no opinion on this.

2772. Do you rationalize often?
Always.

2773. Do you believe that america is an imperialist nation?
Maybe in some ways.

2774. Would you agree that:
hot topic is the new abercrombie?
I have no idea.
pink is the new black?
Then what’s the new pink?
you are the new you?
What happened to the old me?

2775. Do you have more internet or real life friends?
Real life friends.

2776. What IS the feeding of 5000?
Huh?

2777. What’s an easy way to make money?
Work, young soldier!

2778. What’s your favorite slang word and what does it mean?
I like yo. I like it in too many contexts to define it one way.

2779. Are you uncomfortable?
Not currently.

2780. Is anything definite besides death and taxes?
Disagreement.

2781. Would you rather live fast and die young or live slow and die old?
Live fast, die young, love data.

2783. If you could imagine, pure fantasy, any God you could concieve, how would you want God to be?
He would be Leibniz. Yes, I know I’m obsessed.

2784. do you think the smashing pumpkins have a strong christian theme?
I have no idea.

2785. Do you think this survey has a strong christian theme?
Hahaha, no.

2786. Fill in the blank for yourself”
Give me ____ or give me death!
Statistics.

2787. Have you ever heard of the USA patriotism act?
Durh.

2788. The people in power step all over the average citizen, trying to secure all the power and money for themselves and leave us with no rights and under their control. They have the audacity to do this because they know that we will not lift a finger to stop them. Are they right?
No.

2789. The Free State Project is a plan in which 20,000 or more liberty-oriented people will move to a single state of the U.S. to secure there a free society. They will accomplish this by first reforming state law, opting out of federal mandates, and finally negotiating directly with the federal government for appropriate political autonomy. They want to be a community of freedom-loving individuals and families, and want to create a shining example of liberty for the rest of the nation and the world. What’s your opinion? Could this work? Why or why not?
I don’t think it could work mainly because I don’t think the government would allow them political autonomy.

2790. Have you ever seen The Neverending Story?
Awesome movie!
Remember when Bastian has to prove his worth by looking in that mirror where you see yourself the way you really are with no pretenses, rationalizations or mental lying?
Yup.
Could you stand yourself if you looked into that mirror?
Dude, I can’t stand myself now.

2791. What is soylent green?
People!

2792. What are you proud that you have never done?
I’m proud of not having sex yet. Waiting for the right person.

2793. What things are hopeless?
Nothing.

2794. What Are People For?
Procreating?

2795. What book do you feel could change someone’s life?
The Chosen, by Chaim Potok.

2796. Didja ever want to just walk up to the Bush administration and ask them, ‘What the fuck?’
Didn’t a large proportion of the world’s population?

2797. How do you take your coffee?
BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK TIMES INFINITY!

2798. Have you ever played:
paintball?
No
laser tag?
Yes!
which is better?
Laser tag is awesome.

2799. In what ways are you lucky?
I have a brain, two awesome parents, enough money to live comfortably, warmth, a rockin’ immune system, a couple badass friends, a sense of humor.

2800. If Jesse Jackson wants reparations to be given to black people because he thinks that black people don’t have equal opportunities in this country than why does he drive a Jaguar?

Because he’s Jesse Jackson? Haha, I dunno.

I hate not knowing what’s in my immediate future. Hate, hate, hate.

Survey, survey, survey. Sorry I haven’t had anything interesting to say for the past few days.

2601. Do you think cell phones cause cancer?
I think that’s still inconclusive.
Are cell phone users more likely to get into car accidents?
If they use their phone in their car while driving, yes.
Do cell phones really interfere with a plane’s navigation equipment?
I think they just did a report on this showing that they really don’t.
Are cell phones immune from computer viruses?
I have no idea.
Can using a cell phone at a gas station spark a fire?
No.

2602. What makes a guy see a chick as less of a cute little girl and more of a woman?
Boobies?

2603. What is it about football that makes people want to watch it?
Your guess is as good as mine.

2604. What is the best show on tv?
That’s still running? Metalocalypse, baby! I don’t know if I can wait until April for the new season.

2605. Are you more of a tape dispenser or a stereo speaker and why?
I’m a tape dispenser, yo. I like to provide ways to “fix things.”

2606. What do you think is overrated?
Sex.
what is underrated?
Factor analysis.

2607. Can spiders ump?
If they’re certified to.
Did you interpret that as ‘jump’ or ‘hump or ‘bump’ or other?
I interpreted it as “an ability to act as an umpire during baseball games.”

2608. What’s the matter with adults today?
Depends on the adults, haha.

2609. Have you ever worked ‘off the books’?
Um, I don’t think so…

2610. Have you ever worked 9-5?
Close enough (7 – 4).
If not do you think you ever will?
Who knows? Most likely.

2611. Do men or woman make better bosses?
Depends on the job/individual.

2612. Do you believe that people should move up through a company or that the higher up positions should be filled by people hired from outseide the company?
Movin’ on up.

2613. Why is it that no one seems to care about their job?
I think we’re so obsessed with monetary gains that we’re willing to work in a less than enjoyable setting. Either that or other constraints cause us to settle for a particular job that is not our ideal.

2614. When I go into a store, why doesn’t anyone know anything about what they are selling?
Don’t they? The good employees usually do.

2615. Have you ever seen those people that get that blank, lost expression when they go into a store and kinda shuffle along like zombies?
Indeed.
Do you wonder how they got up, dressed themselves, and made it to the store in the first place?
Usually the stupor starts in the store itself.

2616. When did you/will you graduate college?
December 2008, May 2009, and an up-and-coming November 2011 “official” graduation from grad school.

2617. When will Eminem stop whineing about his bad childhood and move on??
Hasn’t he?

2618. I am drug free. Are you drug free?
I am indeed.

2619. I have piercings and am getting tattoos. Do you have either?
Piercings, yes. But I’d like a tattoo.

2620. Can you REALLY say that your way is the right way?
Nope.
maybe there is a different way for everyone?
Durh.

2621. What do you think of the song ‘Imagine’?
Lennon’s song? It’s awesome.

2622. Can you think of any reason i might have written this, other than I am bored with too much time on my hands?
Personal accomplishment? Spiritual fulfillment? You’re a survey freak like me?

2623. What is the purpose of art?
To allow for a creative outlet.
How about movies?
Same as art.
Music?
See above.

2624. Do you think that anything has lost it’s value because it’s become too ‘commercial’? What?
Probably, but I can’t think of anything off the top of my head. It’s like 4 in the morning.

2625. Have you ever been promoted?
No.
fired?
No.

2626. What do you call your private area? Does it have a nickname?
Teehee.

2627. What parts of your body are shaved?
Legs, pits.

2628. What is a peachclam?
Whatever it is, it sounds dirty.

2629. What is the american dream?
Not what it used to be, I don’t think.
Is it the same as your dream?
My dream is to help others in some way.

2630. Do you need to be right all the time?
It’d be nice, but no. I guess not.

2631. There was a sculpture that was supposed to be displayed for a week in the Rockafeller Center in NYC of a falling woman – designed as a memorial to those who jumped or fell to their death from the World Trade Center. It was complained about as grotesque, innopropriate and describe as ‘not art’
What do you think?
It might have been inappropriate, but it certainly wasn’t “not art.”
It was taken down early because it was seen as ‘offensive’. What do you think about that?
I think it makes sense; 9-11 is still a pretty sensitive subject, even 10 years later.

2632. What letter’s sound do you like the best?
I like the ‘k’ or hard ‘c’ sound, but I also really like ‘j’. And the long ‘i’. Haha.

2633. What is one movie character you identify with and why?
I’m not a movie person.

2634. Do you act the same when you are alone as you do when people are watching?
I talk to objects much more often when I’m alone. I also sing my routines.

2635. Why is everyone so obssessed with superheros?
Are they?

2637. Do you handle inconvieniences well?
I have a bad initial reaction, but then I calm down and figure out how to deal.

2638. Are you a fan of Jackie Chan?
He’s okay I guess.

2639. Is a promise a big deal?
Depends on the magnitude.

2640. What is your place in the universe?
That’s what I’m trying to figure out.

2641. Once some scientists dug up a woolly mamoth, frozen in ice. It was still completely whole, not rotted or fosilized. The scientists decided to have a dinner party. It was a very posh affair. they served roast woolly mamoth steaks, the rarest meat in all the world. So, if you were invited, would you have eaten it?
I don’t think I would have solely because I don’t think I would appreciate it. My taste is compromised by my lack of smell to the extent that all meat tastes the same to me. The only way I can tell, for example, turkey from ground beef is the texture difference.

2643. It seems to me that a lot of people don’t value their lives, or life in general very highly. Why do you suppose that is?
Human condition?
Are you like that?
Most of the time, yes, unfortunately.

2644. Do you celebrate the harvest moon?
No.

2645. Do you believe in out of body experiences?
Sort of.

2646. Why does so much depend
upon a red wheel barrel
glazed with rain water
beside the white chickens?
Williams, nooo!

2647. Why do so many people get jobs that they dislike?
Didn’t we have this question already?

2648. Do you think that in THIS world, being creative is a handicap?
No.
Why or why not?
If you’re truly creative, you’ll be able to apply that creativity in almost any situation/lifestyle/job.

2649. Do you ever get chills or shivers during movies? What movies?
No movies. Just books or music.

2650. Do you believe in the collective unconsiouss(that people are like onions..the outer layers are individualistic and the deeper you go the more similar we all are)?
Not to the extent that Jung suggested, no, but I think that all material in the universe has a slight degree of this collective unconscious.

2651. Do you think that most people have the qualities you look for in friends/intimate relationships or do you feel alienated?
I felt pretty alienated up in Van Land, but no, in general it’s not that bad.

2652. Are you very critical:
of others? No.
of yourself? Yes indeed.

2653. Is there such a thing as expecting too much?
Yes.

2654. Would you rather take an hour lunch break or skip lunch and get out of work early?
I can nom broccoli while working! Let me free an hour early!

2655. Do you believe that happiness is equal to
fakeness? Nope
shallowness? Maybe for some
joy? Sure
something good that happens? Most often, yes
an attitude you have inside no matter what happens? Sure

2656. Can you control your emotions?
Hahaha.
have you ever tried?
HAHAHAHAHA.

2657. Imagine you are 34 weeks pregnant. You are healthy and you didn’t have any major problems in your pregnancy. Would you consider flying from the UK to Germany, which takes one hour, whithout a bad feeling that something could go wrong or the baby decides to come out earlier?
Sure.

2658. How long do you think it would take you to jog a mile?
Jogging, it takes me about 9 minutes and 30 seconds, but I haven’t timed myself when I’ve had the intent of just running a mile (I got 9:30 by dividing my 10k run time by 6.2).

2659. Word association:
twilight: twinkle
garden: eden
warm: blanket
stars: firmament
crash: crush
mold: green
gold: yellow
green: west
lush: lawn

2660. Picture a triangle. Quick! What color is it?
Red!
Picture a square. Quick! What color is it?
Baby pink.
Picture a circle. Quick! What color is it?
Light blue
Why do you think you saw these shapes as these colors?
Triangle = red because triangles are strong shapes (architecturally speaking) and strength is associated with warm colors to me. Square = baby pink because squares strike me as comforting, safe shapes and baby pink is a very safe color. Circle = light blue because circles are the “lazy” shape and laziness is associated with the cool colors for me.

2661. What things are endless?
INFINITY!

2662. Are you ever subtle?
HAHA.

2663. Because we don’t know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood…some afternoon that’s so deeply a part of your being that you can’t conceive of your life without it? How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? How can you fully appreciate these moments, every moment, when it all seems limitless? ~Paul Bowles, except from The Sheltering Sky
Interesting quote. Haha, makes me want to take a walk in the dark.

2664. Do you never have an ordinary day?
Um…maybe

2665. Do you embrace every single thing you’ve never known?
I try, but I don’t.

2666. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a satanist?
Nope.

2667. Can stress sometimes be good?
Stress got me through undergrad, yo.

2668. Write something random, just whatever flows out of your head without thinking. Forget punctuation just try to type as fast as you think:
It’s a blog, I’m a toaster, we know 2 + 2 and we can’t understand why the ocean is so deep deep deep deep orange purple yellow dusk.

2669. Are you a musical snob?
Nope.
How about a film snob?
Haha, no way.

2670. When you were in school did you learn to think or repeat?
Both. Depends on the class.

2671. Do you have everything you need to be happy?
No.
If not, what is missing?
Certainty. Plans. Sanity.

2672. Would you take a very casualy dropped ‘maybe I should just kill myself’ as a warning sign?
Totally depends on the person and context.

2673. What does the word ‘ironic’ mean? Can you give an exaple of an ironic situation?
Raaaaaaaaaaaain on your wedding day!

2674. What did you see today that was beautiful in an ordinary way?
Snow!

2675. Have you ever been on the edge of the night?
Not that I’ve been aware of.

2676. Do you feel oppressed in some way?
No.

2677. Who do you think shot JFK?
Not sure.

2679. Are you aware that although only about 14 percent of the american total population is black, that about 70 percent of the people in jail in america are black?
Yes.
2678. Do you think that the culture you live in is completely open to all ideas and forms of expression?
HAHA, no.

2680. What do you think of the character (muppet) on sesame street that has aids and should this kind of a theme be explored in children’s television?
I think it’s a good thing to be introducing new characters that explore or represent problems associated with today. Didn’t they introduce a homeless muppet a bit ago?

2681. Are you dyslexic?
Nope.

2682, Can you construct a bong out of:
household objects? Um…
an apple? I don’t know how to construct a bong.
your cat? Though I’m sure a cat is not a necessary component.

2683. Starwars, star trek or star gate?
Star Wars!

2684. Windows or mac?
Both! I started with a Mac, so they’re close to my heart.

2685. Do you start conversations or wait for other people to start them?
Wait for others.

2686. How many phallic symbols can you think of?
Many.

2687. Would you buy tickets to see the top ten american idols sing live?
No.

2688. A bird may love a fish…but where would they live?
I’m not sure, but would their babies be flying fish?

2689. Are you a hologram or a misfit?
I’m a creep. I’m a weirdo. Wait…what the hell am I doing here?! I don’t belong here!

2690. How are you oriented sexually?
North.
Do you agree with the people who say that everyone is bi-sexual even if they don’t want to admit it?
In a way. Like many, I don’t think sexuality is black or white.

2691. If you are the only human on the planet of the apes do you have sex with an ape?
God no.

2692. If you are making out with someone and you reach down and find they have a fish tail instead of legs do you still fool around with them?
How did I not notice this pre-makeout?

2693. Does superman wear kryptonite condoms?
*resisting urge to make “faster than a speeding bullet” joke*

2694. Do you know exactly where you are?
In my chair!
Do you know the meaning of it all?
No.
Do you know the distance to the sun?
Well, it takes light approximately 8 ½ minutes for light to get from the sun to the earth…light travels at like 186,000 miles per second (I can’t remember the exact speed), so that means the sun is about 94,000,000 miles away from earth, or something like that. Of course, that varies depending on where in the orbit you’re measuring.
Do you know the echo that is love?
What?

2694. Do you believe you are:
extraordinary? No
Blessed? Yes
Cursed? In some things
Won? Haha, no

2695. What are you doing this weekend?
Nothing exciting.

2696. Do you believe that black people should get money to make up for their previous enslavement?
No
Do you believe that all oppressed people should get money to make up for their oppression?
No

2697. What’s a quagmire?
Giggity-giggity! (Sorry, had to)

2698. Is philosophy a science or can everyone have their own philosophy?
Depends on how you’re defining “philosophy” here.

2699. Are you a big fish in a small pond?
I’m a medium-sized octopus in a tar pit.

2700. Would you like to read an entire novel written in stream of consiousness form?
Been there, done that.

CURE? SURVEY AND ALL CAPS.

2501. what image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity…..?
The memory of my mom.

2502. Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER?
Kenny G! Haha, I dunno.

2503. If you HAD to go to one of the following concerts, which would it be: Snow, Vanilla Ice, NKOTB, Milli Vanilli, BSB, NSYNC?
N*Sync! Yay!

2504. Do you believe in manifest destiny?
Bah.

2505. Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think ‘well, maybe…’ and actually forward those damn things?
Nope.

2506. Let’s say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school?
Both?
Imagine that in the boys school fifteen boys sign up for calculus. In the girls school only five girls sign up for calculus. Should the girls calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easir one?
And that would solve what?

2507. Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat is genetically altered (in lots of cases it is!)?
I pretty much assume they are unless it’s explicitly not the case, so…

2508. What does this world need?
More peace.

2509. Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value?
Welcome to my life.

2510. If you drink what kind of drunk are you?
Claudia no drinky.

2511, Do you ever ‘convieniently’ forget something you don’t want to remember?
Repression is phenomenal.

2512. If you have any cousins are you close?
They’re all in California, so we’re not very close.

2513. Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)?
BAH.

2514. What was the first movie you got on dvd?
Haha, oh man, I can’t even remember. Probably something Disney.

2515. If you’re sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?
Nope.

2516. have you ever called a:
psychic hotline? No
suicide crisis line? Yes
sex line? No (unless you count that time Matt and I dialed 1-800-BUTTSEX to see if it was an actual number. Which it is.)
dating line? No

2517. have you ever placed a personal ad anywhere?
Nope.

2518. Do guys look good in make up?
Hell yeah. I really dig eyeliner on dudes.

2519. What are 5 things you don’t care about?
Celebrities, current fashion trends, sexual orientation (I don’t care about it in the sense that a person’s sexual orientation has no effect on whether or not I like them), what’s on TV right now, and whether people think I’m weird or not.

2520. wHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE?
TYPE IN CAPS LOCK ‘CAUSE IT RULES!

2521. What ‘issue’ do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view?
A deterministic universe, hahaha.

2522. What age do you hope to live until?
The age right before I get Alzheimer’s. ‘Cause I’m pretty much guaranteed to get it.

2523. Do you like to tie others down during sex?
Never tried.
Have you ever been tied down?
No comment.

2524. Do you own any “toys”?
Nope.
Do you ever use them?
No toys.

2525. Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way?
I don’t like being spanked.
Have you ever spanked anyone else?
No.

2526. Do these questions make you uncomfortable?
Nope.
Does it turn you on?
…Maybe…

2527. You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)?
Yes.
Which one do you need to reaad?
How to Not Be a Spaz for Dummies

2528. What do your socks look like?
Currently barefoot, but the socks I wore today were striped orange, yellow, and white.

2529. Which of these really famous music artists started their career as a mime: Alice Cooper, David Bowie, Bruce Springsteen, Moby, Jewel, Frank Zappa
For some reason I’m thinking Springsteen, but the image of David Bowie as a mime is overwhelmingly hilarious.

2530. Does love float away if you let go?
It runs away as fast as it can.

2531. Do you think that most people in today’s society are:
kind? Sorta.
calm? Yeah.
humble? No.
peaceful? Mostly.
helpful? Yeah.
happy? No.
spiritual? Yeah.
creative? Eh.
friendly? Sure.
independant? Yeah.
intelligent? Maybe.
having fun? No.
comming up with new ideas? Some people.
able to think for themselves? No.
able to really connect with others? No.

2532. Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive (think Freud)?
In a way, probably.

2533. Speaking of Freud, did you know he was on drugs (think cocaine)?
Yup.

2534. Do you trust psychology as a valid science?
It’s a soft science, but I guess they count.

2535. ID: In Freudian theory, the division of the psyche that is totally unconscious and serves as the source of instinctual impulses and demands for immediate satisfaction of primitive needs(sex, food, agressive behavior, drugs, alcohol, yelling, anger, fighting).
SUPEREGO: In Freudian theory, the division of the unconscious that is formed through the internalization of moral standards of parents and society, and that censors and restrains the ego.
So, which one do you express more, your ID or your SUPEREGO?
So very much my superego.

2536. Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed?
Depressed ‘cause they are alone.

2537. Can you complete any of the following lyrics:
I stop and I stare too much, afraid that I care too much…Nope
You’re a new and better man, he helps you to understand,He does everything he can, he’s….Nope
Took the needles from my arms and put them to the sky…Nope
Top Gun shut down your Firm like Tom Cruise….Nope
Don’t you take it so hard now, And please don’t take it so bad….Nope
Haha, fail.

2538. How about these?
From around the way, born in ’73, Harcore B-boy named…
And this feeling shivers down your spine, Love comes in colors I can’t deny….
Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath, stopped, and replied….
When I want you in my arms, when I want you and all your charms, whenever I
want you all I have to do is…
Silly games that you were playing, empty words we both were saying…
I don’t know any of these.

2539. Have you ever been to see a ballet?
No.

2540. What is the difference between Satan and Pan?
Hahahaha, quite a lot, eh?

2541. What should a poem be or do if it is a successful poem?
Evoke some sort of emotion or create a powerful image.

2542. When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to?
Eh. I have trouble taking poetry seriously, as bad as that sounds.

2543. Are you an orgasm addict?
Nope.

2544. Are you a sugar junkie?
I’m not nearly as bad as I used to be.

2545. WHAT are you DOING?
I’m being DORKY!

WHY aren’t you marching in line with the rest of them?
That’s only for MARCHING BAND!

2546. Do you only hear what you want to?
What?

2547. Are you anal-retentive?
Oh dear, yes.

2548. In and Out. Over and Under. Around and ???
Amongst?

2549. What was the last thing you returned to the store?
I have no idea.

2550. Why ask why?
Why not?

2551. What is your favorite song that is:
jazz: I’m not much of a jazz person.
metal: I dig Apocalyptica’s version of Nothing Else Matters
rock: Journey’s Any Way You Want It
psychadelic: I’m counting Blockhead’s The Music Scene for this.

2552. What are your feelings about:
Picasso? He’s okay.
Van Gogh? I love Starry Night.
Michaelangelo? Genius.
D’Vincci? “D’Vincci?” Really?
Einstein? Yay!
Tesla? Even more yay!

2553. Who else can you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science?
LEIBNIZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

2554. Who can you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought?
David Hume!

2555. Why is it called ‘coca cola’?
Wasn’t it made with cocaine at the beginning?

2556. Would you ever buy a Ford car?
Sure, why not?

2557. Donald or Daffy duck?
Daffy rules.

2558. What is the most memorable thing about Pee-Wee Herman?
I don’t know, never saw anything with him in it.

2559. Lease or buy a car?
Buy.

2560. Have you met Real Talkin’ Bubba?

Not that I’m aware of.

2561. Have you ever been in a situation where you weren’t sure if you were seducing or being seduced?
Yup.

2562. Can you ‘pinch an inch’ on your belly?
Nope.

2563. Have you ever been to:
a temple? No.
a bar? Yes.
a massage parlor? No.

2564. Would you ever want to visit Thailand?
Nah.

2565. What culture are you fascinated by?
Does Canadian count?

2566. Have you ever worn a cape?
I don’t think so.

2567. What is the difference between ‘nude’ and ‘naked’?
Nude = without clothing, naked = without clothing/resources/housing/etc. It can apply to things other than clothing, I think.

2568. What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)?
Snazzy stuff at the dollar store.

2569. What makes you who you are?
My brain! And my butt.

2570. How do you search for meaning in life?
By learning as much as possible.

2571. If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you?
Only if they were really obsessive about it.

2572. You are alone with your lover’s diary. What do you do?
Leave it alone.

2573. You read some and find out that a whhhiiillle back your lover had a crush on someone else, but you two were together. You both still hang out with this person. What do you do?
Nothing. It’s none of my business, I trust them.

2574. Are you an old fart?
I’m 4,000 years old!

2575. What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid?
Sprint around being weird, mess around in the dirt, and stuff gravel down my shirt (don’t ask).

2576. Why don’t people have more fun?
Because we’re all bogged down in trying to make a living instead of just living.

2577. Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing?
That is incredibly gross.

2578. Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable?
Normal, mostly.

2579. Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society?
Yes.

2580. Is it nap time yet?
Naps suck.

2581. Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world?
I’m fine trekking across the parking lot unless it’s freezing cold outside.

2582. Do you like trains?
Not as much as Matt does, haha.

2583. What’s in Hungary?
Hungarians.

2584. have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back?
I don’t think so.

Has someone ever held you back?
Nope.

2585. What do you think of the term, ‘organized religion’?
It’s a scary term.

2586. What do you think of the name ‘Orson’?
It’s a nice name.

2587. What frustrates you?
Myself.

2588. Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew..
They had a fight with potato guns, pew pew pew pew pew! (I don’t know).

2589. Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick?
That’s ridiculously expensive.
Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks?
No.

2590. Are you ill?
Nah.

2591. Where were you the night of…..oh hell, last night?
Sitting in my dad’s basement, still waiting for all my crap to get here.

2592. Do you pronounce the ‘er’ sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)?
Nnnnnno.

2593. Do you drink only 100% juice?
I haven’t drank juice in forever.

2594. Do you remember the bills you have to pay…or even yesterday?
Yup.

2595. What duck?
That goose!

2596. Do you collect coins?
No.

How about stamps?
No.

2597. wHAT’S the best way to learn a new language?
Classes + real-life application, I’m guessing.

2598. Is god in you?
That sounds dirty.

2599. Are you in god?
Even dirtier.

2600. Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting?
Yes.