Sleep is for Tacos


3101. Would it bother you if your priest, rabbi or other religious leader (teacher if you are not religious) started wearing a plain black mask all the time?
If yes, why?
Why would that bother me?

3102. Where do you look for the answers?
Everywhere.

3103. If you are driving and someone honks at you does it ruin your whole day?
Depends on if I really did something wrong.

3104. If you are driving and you get angry at another driver do you:
yell at them through their and your closed window?
Haha, sometimes.
open the window and yell at them?
Nope.
throw things at them?
Nope.
stop the car and start a fight with them?
That would be entertaining.
do something else?
Just cuss.

3105. I’m in the right lane on the parkway. There is an exit only lane on my right. A car pulls out from behind the pack into the exit only lane. When that car gets to the exit he is right in front of me only one lane to the right of me. Instead of exiting the parkway he tries to creep back in in front of me. I get pissed and honk the horn. He (I keep saying he but I couldn’t tell) throws up his hands as he slides in front of me. I think this is funny and toot again. He throws up his hands again. I do this about three more times and each time I toot he throws his hands in the air. Then my exit clomes up and I have to get off. From the time he got in front of me until I got off the parkway we drove approx. 20 feet. What you think about this situation?
Road rage is an interesting thing.

3106. Do you live in reality or in your ‘own little world’?
Oh, my own little world.
Which one is better?
Mine.

3107. Who’s your favorite soprano?
I’m not sure.

3108. Why is there porn geared towards straight men, gay men, lesbians but none really geared towards straight woman?
I thought there was quite a bit for the straight ladies.

3109. Is there more to being human than chemicles and impulses? If yes, what?
No.

3110. What if all the boys in jail could get out now together?
That would be frightening.

3111. If your shoes could talk what would they say?
“Don’t tread on me!” Haha, you see what I did there?

3112. How many windows are in your house?
Counting glass doors, six.

3113. Did you walk around your house and count them all?
No.
If not what did you do?
Memory powerz.

3114. Do you think people store memories as pictures or words?
Depends on the person. I store them as pictures.

3115. If you got sent to jail who would your one phone call be to?
Probably my mom.

3116. Pick a movie you have seen:
Mystery Men.
Give a 2 sentance review about it using the word ‘go’:
Have a go at “Mystery Men” if you have a penchant for overly cheesy movies. Few topics make for better cheesy movies than those about loser superheroes.

3117. Pick a song you like:
Symphonies
Give a 2 sentance review of it useing the word ‘come’:
Come for the music video. Stay for the music.

3118. Pick a person you like:
Sean!
Give a two sentance description of them useing the word ‘lunchbox’:
I should buy him a lunchbox full of guitar picks. He loves his guitars.

3119. What do these 3 words have in common: hippo, camp, us?
Teehee.

3120. If you could save time in a bottle, the first thing that you’d like to do is..
Throw it into the sun. I’d like to see what THAT would do!

3121. Who is the most powerful person in the world that you can think of?
I’d say Obama’s pretty powerful, just ‘cause I think the US is still a major superpower, if not the most threatening.

3122. If you were designing a mini-golf hole what would it be like?
That sounds…dirty.

3123. Why do you think certain people become targets for teasing in school or exclusion at work?
Because people suck.

3124. Why, in essays, is the word ‘I’ not allowed to be used when it is our own PERSONAL thoughts being expressed?
It depends on the essay, doesn’t it?

3125. What song would you like your doorbell to play?
The Macarena.

3126. Would you rather watch MTV or play GO FISH?
Both?

3127. What is an itch?
Something needing a scratch.

3129. Would you be capable of torturing another person?
I don’t know.

3130. How did Hitler’s army do this and still believe they were good people?
The power of being brainwashed by powerful people.

3131. Do you like poetry to rhyme?
Yes.

3132. Does ‘jewish’ describe a race or a religion?
It’s kind of transformed into describing a culture now, hasn’t it?

3133. How tall are you?
Shut up.

3134. If Hitler was capable of such cruelty to others, and he is human, does that mean that all humans are capable of this cruelty?/
Possibly.

3135. How long have you ever gone without sleep?
Quite awhile.

3136. Is a mouse a miracle?
If you give it a cookie.

3137. there are alcoholics, chocoholics, shoppoholics, practically anything can be an ‘oholic. What’s your ‘oholic?
Statistics. Statsohol!

3138. Does heaven have aphone number?
867-5309. Somebody made a grave error and misspelled “heaven” as “Jenny”
If it did would you call?
Why not?
Who would you ask to speak to?
Leibniz.
What would you say?
“HI SEXY, I WANT YOUR CALCULUS!”

3139. Fortune time!!
1,2, 3, or 4?
One.
if 1: 5, or 6?
Five.
if 2: 7 or 8?
if 3: 9 or 10?
if 4 11 or 12?
Now pick a letter between A and G:
C.
if A: 13 or 14?
if B: 15 or 16?
if C or D: 17 or 18?
Seventeen.
if E or F: 19 or 20?
if F: 21 or 22?
if G: 22 or 23?
———
you should now have two numbers. look at both numbers below and combine the sayings to get a fortune.
5: you are a very loving person
6: you will become very rich
7: you are too hard on yourself
8: cats will bring you bad luck
9: gremlins will eat all your cheese
10: you are going on a trip
11: someone you don’t know will be watching you
12: you will get what you want

13. and your life will be filled with romance
14. but you will fall in love with a babboon
15. and salt is lucky for you
16. or you will inherit a cough medicine factory
17. and you will not come back
18. and you will lose the remote
19. or your favorite team will win
20. and you were born under a lucky star
21. but the next person who leave you a note is attracted to you
22. and you will have a stalker soon
23. or your best friend will take you to a movie
I am a very loving person and I will not come back. That’s eerie.

3140. Do you vote?
I haven’t since 2009 (Canada!), but yes, I’ll return to voting.

3141. Are you always honest with yourself?
No.
Were you honest when you answered that question?
Yes.

3142. What kinds of diary names or entry titles make you specifically NOT want to read that diary?
AnYtHiNg TyPeD lIkE tHiS lOlZ!!!11

3142. Is writing an online diary more about being honest about yourself or entertaining your readers?
Depends on who you are and what you want to achieve. For me, it’s both.

3143. What are you the last of?
The Mohicans?

3144. Who do you really appreciate and what have you done lately to show that you appreciate them?
I really appreciate my parents. I try to do at least one thing a day to show my mom, and I try to tell my dad that every time I talk to him.

3145. When people do good deeds are they really doing them because they are a good person or because they want to feel like a good person? Or both?
Both.

3146. Somewhere far back in the survey I asked if Bill Gates or Mothe Thereasa was more successful. The most popular answer I have seen is ‘it depends on how you define success’. Well, this survey is about YOU isn’t it?
EGO ACTIVATE!

3147. Are people making up reality as they go along?
Are we all solipsists now?

3148. You may need a calculator for this one. Think of your weight. Divide it by 2.2. Multiply the answer by .8. What do you get?
36.72
That is how many grams of protein you need to eat every day to stay healthy. Do you think you eat enough?
I do indeed.

3149. What is your feeling about republicans?
Meh.

3150. What do you need to do?
Start work.
What do you need to stop doing?
A lot of things.

3151. If you were to start a club, what club would you start?
One that sells sandwiches.

3152. Are your hands and feet always cold?
Yes.
Maybe you have bad circulation.
Haha, probably. I think the Vancouver dampness did that to me.

3153. Have you ever been prank called?
Nope.

3154. Have you ever prank called someone?
Nope.
If yes, what was the prank?
No pranky.

3155. Have you ever gotteen into a conversation with someone when they or you have dialed a wrong number?
Nope.

3156. Have you ever just sat alone with no distractions for a whole hour and thought about things?
Indeed.
If yes, does the universe open up when you do this?
In a way, yes.

3157. Are you a genius?
HA.

3158. If you were going to design the PERFECT signifigant other…what flaws would you give them?
Would they really be flaws if it was the PERFECT significant other?

3159. If you answered NO to 3157, why do you doubt yourself?
Because I’m pretty much dumb as dirt.

3160. RARRRR!!! Scared ya, didn’t I?
HA, I’m invincible.

3161. Do feelings and ideas come from inside the mind or outside in the culture?
Both.

3162. When you have a feeling or an idea:
do you trust it?
Yes.
Even when people are telling you that you are wrong?
I try.
Even when people are laughing at you for it?
People suck.

3163. WHAT IS YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME? (YOUR MIDDLE NAME BECOMES YOUR FIRST NAME AND YOUR LAST NAME IS THE NAME OF THE STREET OF THE HOUSE YOU GREW UP IN):
Marie Pine. I chose our Troy St., but I suppose I should really choose Grant. So Marie Grant.

3164. What is the differance between spirituality and religion?
Not much, in my opinion.

3165. What is the speediest way you know of to get over a cold or flu?
Not getting sick. HA!

3166. Who is your favorite comedian?
Brian Regan. He rules.

3167. What do you think of Winona Ryder’s court case?
The what now?

3168. What was your last nightmare about?
Grad school, actually.

3169. Who are the people in your neighborhood?
Tucson people. I’ve never met any of them.

3170. During what decade was popular music the most emotional?
Who knows?
During what decade was popular music the best?
The 90s are pretty great, but that’s because I’m most familiar with that music.

3171. How did Frederick Douglas, escape slavery against all odds?
Desire, intelligence, and awesomeness.
There were thousands and thousands of slaves around him, why did only he manage to learn to read and write?
I doubt he was the ONLY one.

3172. Do you download porn? (be honest!)
Nope.

3173. Why is ‘go suck an egg’ or ‘your grandma sucks eggs!’ an insult?
Haha, not sure, actually.

3174.
Life is: strange.
I am: more strange.
I am not: a fan of crowds.
But I want to be: successful.
And I wish I could: not be in my own head sometimes.
3175. What is the highest achivement anyone could ever achieve in this department?
spiritual: I think this is too subjective to answer.
physical: I always thought it would be interesting to see how close one could get to surviving with no sleep, no food, and no water.
emotional: coming into an understanding of all their emotional states and their origins.
with their humanity: complete realization that we are all equal on this planet.

3176. Can you give step by step instructioons on how to think deeply?
Think. Make it deeper.

3177. DDid you ever see the Wizard of Oz with the sound all the way down while listening to pink Floyd’s The Wall?
No.
If yes, did you see what everyone says goes on when you do that?
Didn’t ever try it.

3179. Which two words of the following words goes together the best and why: mullet, brocollii, community, blue, phosphor, hammer, ocean, hand
Broccoli and ocean, ‘cause I like both.

3180. Are you dyslexic?
Nope.

3182. Are you overwhelmed?
Sometimes.
By what?
The screwed-up-ness of my brain.

3183. ‘My natural elasticity was crushed.’
What does that mean?
Good question.

3184. What is humanity evolving towards, do you think?
Destruction.

3185. Are you good at cracking codes?
I’d like to think so.
,t y dsud yp Ftoml upit ,o;l
“Mr. T says to drink your milk.” He pity the foo’ who gets osteoporosis!

3186. How many holes do you have in your body (ex. mouth)?
Hahahaha. Five million.

3187. Now there are ads on taxi cab hubcaps. Is there ANY free space LEFT to put more ads onto taxis???
The wheels.

3188. What’s the worst place to have a scab?
On your butt, ‘cause then when you scratch it it looks like you’re scratching your butt.

3189. Do you pick your scabs?
Sometimes. Nevous habit.

3190. Who’s goin’ chicken huntin’?
Huh?

3191. post ‘it’ note. What does ‘it’ stand for?
An existential, life-changing message that fits on a little sticky card.

3192. What is a tragedy?
Depends on who you are.

3193. Where is guam?
Way off the coast of the Philippians, I think.

3194. Are you bubbly?
No.
Do you drink bubbly?
No.

3195. Do you have caller ID?
No.

3196. Bewitched or Jeannie?
Meh. Neither.

3197. When will you be able to just do what you want to?
Probably never.

3198. How do people live with the fact that their time is short and priceless yet they get paid too little to waste too much of it?
Denial. Or just not having the thought cross their minds.

3199. OOGA! Make your best cave-pperson sound!
Cave people, as far as I’m aware, weren’t able to type well enough to represent their sounds on a computer screen.

3200. Who tells better gossip, your best friend or your answering machine?
My best friend IS my answering machine!

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