Claudia BORED!


2701. What does ‘equal’ mean?
“Being the same in quantity, size, degree, or value.”

2702. Do you believe in the phrase ‘all men are created equal’?
Yes.
What about woman?
Yes.

2703. Have all persons been specifically ‘created’?
You mean, were we each “created” for a specific reason? Well, I believe we live in a deterministic universe, so in a way, yes. However, I don’t think we were “created.”

2704. Are all persons exactly equal?
Yes.

2705. Or do they just have equal rights (in theory)?
People are equal and thus should have equal rights.

2706. Does art reflect society or does society reflect art?
Both, if art includes all things creative.

2707. Are you living under a little black raincloud or a ray of sunshine?
I’m living under a fog of denial.

2708. What do you wonder about?
Everything. Mostly the future.

2709. What is better..being single and free or being in love and responsible to another person?
Single and free!

2710. What vitamins do you take?
I take fiber, if that counts.

2711. In checkers..red or black?
Black.

2712. Is The Crow a great movie?
Never saw it.

2713. Do you wear all black frequently?
Hahahaha. Do you know me?

2714. Do you ever call yourself a poet, artist, or musician?
Eh.
Has your writing been published, your art been hung in a gallery or your band been signed?
Yes, yes, and no.
Does it matter?
Not really. If one thinks themselves a poet/artist/musician and one produces poems/art/music, then that’s what they are.

2715. When insects get into your house, do you kill them or catch them and take them ouside or leave them alone and let them live with you?
Depends on the insect. Cockroaches die. Ants die. Flies usually die. Most other insects (and arachnids) are spared.

2716. Name at least one person who’s birthday is in:
Jan.- My dad
Feb.- Sean!
Mar.- Aaron
Apr.- Brittany
May- My mom
June- Megan
July- Kate
Aug.-Shannyn
Sept- Matt!
Oct- Nick
Nov- Like 95% of the people I know,  haha
Dec- Maggie

2717. Which would you consider to be a worse criminal:
a pedophile or a necrphile?
Pedo.
What if it was between a pedophile, a necrophile and a murderer?
Murderer.

2718. Do we start to die the day we are born or start to live the day we die?
I don’t believe in an afterlife and technically we really do start to die as soon as we’re born, so the former.

2719. Have you ever called your mom or dad a four letter word?
Hahaha, not my mom, no.

2720. Do you believe america should go to war with iraq?
No.

2721. Agree or disagree?
“There is too much concern in courts for the rights of criminals.”
Disagree.
“Abortion should be legal.”
Agree.
“The death penalty should be abolished.”
Disagree.
“Marijuana should be legalized.”
I really don’t have an opinion on this.
“It is important to have laws prohibiting homosexual relationships.”
MAJOR disagree.
“The federal government should do more to control the sale of handguns.”
Agree.
“Racial discrimination is no longer a major problem in America.”
Disagree.
“Wealthy people should pay a larger share of taxes than they do now.”
Agree.
“Colleges should prohibit racist/sexist speech on campus.”
Agree.
“Same-sex couples should have the right to legal marital status.”
Agree.
“Affirmative action in college admissions should be abolished.”
Please see this blog.
“The activities of married women are best confined to the home and family.”
Disagree.
“People should not obey laws which violate their personal values.”
Disagree.
“Federal military spending should be increased.”
Disagree.
“Realistically, an individual can do little to bring about changes in our society.”
Disagree.
Why did you agree or disagree to that last statement?
It takes a lot of people to actually bring about change, but it only takes one to rally the lot.

2722. Let’s say that after you die you become a spirit and you join all the other spirits. Not all of them have lived. You are talking to some who have never lived about how you HAVE lived. One of the spirits who has never lived says they think they will travel to earth in a human body soon and live. They ask you what three things on Earth should I be sure not to miss? You say…
1. Washington, D.C.
2. The Aurora Australis (or Borealis, but Antarctica’s much cooler, both aesthetically and literally)
3. Something involving music, like a symphony performing or an opera.

2723. What kind of ass is the sexiest (flat, round, tight, hard, meaty, juicy, small, big, stacked, packed, petite, barely there, curvey, muscular, etc.)?
I’m not a butt person much. What’s the difference between “stacked” and “packed,” for those well-versed in assography?

2724. Is there something beautiful and special about everyone?
Yes.

If yes is there something beautiful and special about Hitler?
Yes.

How about Bin Laden?
Yes.
What is it?
The fact that we’re these ridiculously complex wads of atoms that are, you know, ALIVE and in general function amazingly well.
2725. Have you ever moshed?
Nope.
If yes to what bands? If no then would you ever?
Sure.
2726. Do you like sushi?
Yup.

2727. What mood are you in?
A very “blah” mood.
What does your mood depend on?
Usually whether or not I’m stressing about something.
What depends on your mood?
What I do all day.

2728. wHAT IS faith?
Necessary, but not in the religious sense.
what is common sense?
Not so common.
Do you have either or both of them?
Both.

2729. Is perfection or imperfection more beautiful?
Both are beautiful.

2730. Would you think a person doing the following things has a healthy or unhealthy level of insanity?
gives the finger while driving?
tells their life story to people they just met?
walks up to people and tried to convert them to a religion?
says blah?
I think they all have healthy levels of “insanity.”

2731. Do you think this is a great line of poetry:
“Journey with me into the mind of a maniac. Doomed to be a killer since I came out the nutsac”
Eh.

Why or why not?
It’s nothing special to me.

2732. Do you think that song lyrics are poems with music?
Most often, yeah.

2733. In cases of rape which do you think is more of a crime:
a stranger rapes a girl OR a girl’s boyfriend rapes her?
I don’t think it’s appropriate to qualify one of these as “more” of a crime. Rape is rape.

2734. Did you know that in the USA it is considered to be LESS of a crime if a rapist knows the victim (because it is ‘less of a crime’ the rapist gets a less severe punishment)? Do you agree or disagree and why?
Disagree. As I said, “rape is rape.”

2735. In the USA a few weeks ago a guy had beaten up and raped his girlfriend, for which he got 70 days of community service. He had been found guilty, got a year and a half of jail, BUT can you guess why his sentence was reduced to mere community service?  He had a steady job. That’s right. He was found less guilty, because he had a long-term steady job. How does this make you feel?
Pissed off.

2736. Does the character limit of notes or entries annoy you?
When there’s a limit on complaint form entries, yes. I’m long-winded when I’m bitching about something. *cough*PayPal*cough*

2737. wHO’S YOUR FAVORITE WRESTLER?
I DON’T HAVE ONE, RANDOM CAPSLOCK QUESTION!

2738. Have you ever been trapped in an elevator?
Nope.

2739. What is more important, tact or honesty?
Honesty.

2740. Do you have a mentor? Who?
Nope.

2741. If you like guys:
would you rather have a ‘bad’ guy (motorcycles, smokes, drinks, etc) or a ‘good’ guy (family, domesticated, nice guy)?
Good guy.
Would you rather have a virgin or a more experianced guy?
No preference.
If you like girls:
Would you rather have a virgin or a more experianced girl?
would you rather have a ‘bad’ girl (motorcycles, smokes, drinks, etc) or a ‘good’ girl (family, domesticated, nice girl)?

2742. Do you feel nervous in crowds?
I feel irritated in crowds.

2743. Did you write a real entry today?
How are surveys not “real entries?”
What about?
It’s a survey!
Was it your best writing?
Hahahahaha, no way.

2744. If you were making a ‘best of’ entry about your BEST entries ever what would be your top 5 best entries?
Been there, done that!

2745. Do you like to play the lottery?
I love those scratch-off lotto tickets. I never win, though, haha.

2746. Guess what?
What?

2747. Why did you choose to live one more day?
Good question.

2748. What is the most beautiful myth you have ever read/heard?
Not sure.

2749. Have you ever been stood up?
Not in the dating sense, no.

2750. Finish the following sentences any way you want.
It’s always darkest before…you turn on the flashlight.
Never underestimate the power of…a marching band
Don’t bite the hand that…scoops the poo box
A miss is as good as a…Mister
If you lie down with dogs, you…are probably covered in dog hair
Love all, trust…Dulcolax (haha, sorry, that commercial was on like 3 seconds ago)
The pen is mightier than…the pants
An idle mind is…wasting gas
Where there is smoke, there’s…Smokey the Bear having a panic attack
Happy is the bride who…doesn’t trip down the aisle?
Two is company, three’s…the only prime number that is 1 less than a perfect square number.
None are so blind as…those in the Land of the Blind
You get out of something what you…make up your mind to get
When the blind lead the blind…the one-eyed man is king. Oh, wait.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and…you’re probably pissed that the world won’t stop laughing with you and just leave you be.

2751. What’s the most interesting assignment you ever had in school?
Though it wasn’t really a school assignment like homework or something, the most interesting project I was ever involved in was the Lego Mars Rover competition in elementary school. We totally would have won had we done an initial proper inventory and realized we were short a motor.

2752. What’s the most interesting thing you ever had to do for work?
Deal with those five drunk football players at Wendy’s who thought they were a car. That or trying to solve the mystery of why those fluorescent light coverings at the U of I magically changed size when we took them out and washed them.

2753. Do you feel:
insignifigant?
Yes.
unable to evoke change?
No.
like one person can’t change the world?
Sometimes.
like one life and one person’s suffering doesn’t mean very much?
No.

2754. Do you feel like you could contribute as much to society as ____ has?
Albert Einstein: That would be awesome.
Abe Lincoln: That would be pretty awesome too.
Franz Kafka: Kafka is depressing as hell, but pretty cool.
Jesus Christ: Hahaha.

2755. Are you aware that your brain is the same size as Albert Einstein’s brain?
Proof that size doesn’t matter; it’s what you do with it that counts (HA!)
Do you realize that you have the same number of hours in a day as Abraham Lincoln?
Indeed.
Did you know that Franz Kafka wrote all of his amazing litterature during his lunchbreaks at work?
Kafka’s badass.
Did you know that we are all made of matter and that you are made of the Same Thing that Jesus was made of?
I want Apostles!
Do you still believe that you couldn’t contribute as much to society as they did?
I have the same shot as they did.

2756. Is your mind in the gutter?
Hahaha. Always. Marching band kid.

2757. What do you have to complain about?
Not enough to actually complain, but I do it anyway.

2758. Do you remember rock n’ roll radio?
I remember early 90s radio.

2759. Is there such a thing as a food that you burn more calories from digesting than you actually absorb from it?
No, I’m pretty sure that myth has been debunked.

2760. Hey, if you’ve gotten this far than you and me go way back. We’ve been hanging out for a while now and I gotta know..do you like me?
Sure. You wrote a 5,000 question survey. That’s awesome.

2761. What are you doing, Dave?
I’m not Dave, I’m Claudia. Or Claude. Depending on the day.

2762. As far as love goes do you feel it is better to become complete before looking for someone or find someone who completes you?
Complete before looking.

2763. What attracts you about the opposite sex (or same sex, or both sexes)?
Their sexiness, of course.

2764. Do you need people or do you not need anyone?
Everyone needs someone.

2765. Is selfishness always bad?
No.
Is selflessness always good?
No.

2766. Do you feel like your life is being controlled by a power structure?
My life is controlled by a toaster.

2767. Can you name three things in society that send the message that being completely yourself and that looking inside yourself and contemplating what’s within is a good thing?
Not anything that’s not trying to sell something, haha.

2768. Can you name three things in society that send the message that materialism and the accumulation of stuff is a good thing?
Pretty much everything.

2769. What is more important, a picture or it’s frame?
Picture.
What is more important, spirituality or religion?
Neither, in my opinion.

2770. How many definitions can you come up with for the wword ‘fuck’?
Hahaha, many.

2771. Is it less offensive when a black person says Nigger than when a white person says it?
I have no opinion on this.

2772. Do you rationalize often?
Always.

2773. Do you believe that america is an imperialist nation?
Maybe in some ways.

2774. Would you agree that:
hot topic is the new abercrombie?
I have no idea.
pink is the new black?
Then what’s the new pink?
you are the new you?
What happened to the old me?

2775. Do you have more internet or real life friends?
Real life friends.

2776. What IS the feeding of 5000?
Huh?

2777. What’s an easy way to make money?
Work, young soldier!

2778. What’s your favorite slang word and what does it mean?
I like yo. I like it in too many contexts to define it one way.

2779. Are you uncomfortable?
Not currently.

2780. Is anything definite besides death and taxes?
Disagreement.

2781. Would you rather live fast and die young or live slow and die old?
Live fast, die young, love data.

2783. If you could imagine, pure fantasy, any God you could concieve, how would you want God to be?
He would be Leibniz. Yes, I know I’m obsessed.

2784. do you think the smashing pumpkins have a strong christian theme?
I have no idea.

2785. Do you think this survey has a strong christian theme?
Hahaha, no.

2786. Fill in the blank for yourself”
Give me ____ or give me death!
Statistics.

2787. Have you ever heard of the USA patriotism act?
Durh.

2788. The people in power step all over the average citizen, trying to secure all the power and money for themselves and leave us with no rights and under their control. They have the audacity to do this because they know that we will not lift a finger to stop them. Are they right?
No.

2789. The Free State Project is a plan in which 20,000 or more liberty-oriented people will move to a single state of the U.S. to secure there a free society. They will accomplish this by first reforming state law, opting out of federal mandates, and finally negotiating directly with the federal government for appropriate political autonomy. They want to be a community of freedom-loving individuals and families, and want to create a shining example of liberty for the rest of the nation and the world. What’s your opinion? Could this work? Why or why not?
I don’t think it could work mainly because I don’t think the government would allow them political autonomy.

2790. Have you ever seen The Neverending Story?
Awesome movie!
Remember when Bastian has to prove his worth by looking in that mirror where you see yourself the way you really are with no pretenses, rationalizations or mental lying?
Yup.
Could you stand yourself if you looked into that mirror?
Dude, I can’t stand myself now.

2791. What is soylent green?
People!

2792. What are you proud that you have never done?
I’m proud of not having sex yet. Waiting for the right person.

2793. What things are hopeless?
Nothing.

2794. What Are People For?
Procreating?

2795. What book do you feel could change someone’s life?
The Chosen, by Chaim Potok.

2796. Didja ever want to just walk up to the Bush administration and ask them, ‘What the fuck?’
Didn’t a large proportion of the world’s population?

2797. How do you take your coffee?
BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK TIMES INFINITY!

2798. Have you ever played:
paintball?
No
laser tag?
Yes!
which is better?
Laser tag is awesome.

2799. In what ways are you lucky?
I have a brain, two awesome parents, enough money to live comfortably, warmth, a rockin’ immune system, a couple badass friends, a sense of humor.

2800. If Jesse Jackson wants reparations to be given to black people because he thinks that black people don’t have equal opportunities in this country than why does he drive a Jaguar?

Because he’s Jesse Jackson? Haha, I dunno.

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