In some parallel universe, I’m already done with this survey


2801. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. But what was the question?
To be or not to be.

2802. Suggest three new diary circles that you would find interesting:
Hahaha, I read that first as DAIRY circles and I was like, what is that, crop circles but with cows? How weird/awesome would that be, eh?

2803. Buttons or Knobs?
Why does this sound dirty?

2804. What is a juggalo?
An obnoxious word.

2805. Are you a fan of Crass?
I know no Crass.

2806. If you were going to write a short note to yourself and then put it away and read it in ten years, what would it say?
“BE FREEEEEEEEEE!”

2807. When someone does something that is wrong do you believe that they know in their hearts that they are wrong but they push it down into their subconcious and rationalize away their guilt?
Probably.
When have you done this (if you say never then you are doing it right now)?
Oh, awhile ago involving a relationship with someone. Totally not proud of it.

2808. How can a person have sex with someone they don’t love?
I don’t know, they’ve got their reasons.
Have YOU ever?
Nope.

2809. What are the paradoxes in your head (that is when you believe two conflicting things to be true)?
Pretty much every thought that I have, currently.

2810. What does each set of two words suggest to you?
pale gravity: Pluto
little mornings: early mornings in fall, for whatever reason
spiritual machines: Evangelical jukeboxes
eccentric being: Uranus (sorry, I just read a huge thing on the planets)
pray attention: a narcissistic praying mantis
yellow lectures: Melons

2811. What movie would be AWESOME in 3D?
Flatland. HA!

2812. Why is it important to write and think clearly?
To get your message across, if only to yourself. It helps sort out your own thoughts.

2813. A girl and her boyfriend are hanging out. It is obvious they are together. Another guy schmoozes between them and starts hitting on the girl. The boyfriend tells this guy to back off. The guy just keeps bothering the girl.
Do you think the boyfriend would be justified in hitting this intrusive guy?
No.
A girl and her boyfriend are hanging out. It is obvious they are together. Another GIRL(lesbian) schmoozes between them and starts hitting on the first girl. The boyfriend tells this girl to back off. The girl just keeps bothering the first girl.
Do you think the boyfriend would be justified in hitting this intrusive girl?
No.
If you answered yes to one situation and no to the other one why the double standard?
No double standard here!

2814. What do you think of the name Prue?
Eh. It’s okay.

2815. What would you spend your last dollar on?
Probably a $1 scratch ticket, haha.

2816. Have you ever won an ebay auction?
Yes.
If yes for what?
A bunch of stuff. The most recent, I think, was the GotY edition of Fallout 3.

2817. Would you like it if Blockuster had a drivethrough??
It wouldn’t matter to me.

2819. When was the last time you taught someone somthing and what was it?
I explained (very briefly) my thesis to Sean the other night, which involved explaining (VERY briefly) structural equation modeling.

2820. Why do adults and teens not understand each other?
Because people at different life stages tend to have different priorities.

2821. Are you afraid?
I’m afraid of the rest of my life.

2822. Do you trust large drug corporations?
Not particularly.
Do you trust the Food and Drug administration?
NO.

2823. If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound?
Only if a horse that was led to a body of water is drinking.
Do you define sound as sound waves or as the reaction between the soundwaves and your ears?
I think it’s defined as the sound waves.

2824. Who is full of shit?
Constipated people.

2825. Four of the five senses are routed through a special area to the brain. One sense goes right to the brain and so is a powerful sense involved with memory and emotion. Which sense do you feel this is?
It’s smell, yo. It’s wired to the most primitive part of the brain.

2826. Are you on a ship of fools or a carousel?
A carousel ON a ship.

2827. What is your bathing suit like?
It’s turquoise. It’s a bikini. I bought it in Hawaii on the band trip.

2828. Whose line is it, anyway?
BEST SHOW EVER COLIN RULES

2829. Are you more likely to answer a signed in note or a nsi note?
Huh?

2830. To be or not to be. That is the question. What is the answer?
Blowin’ in the wind (see what I did there?)

2831. Does beauty exist as a defineable standard or is beauty in the eyes of the beholder?
Eye o’ beholder.

2832. Would a war with Iraq help or harm american economy?
Um…isn’t that kind of happening right now?

2833. What is the first thing you would do if you saw a nuclear explosion in the distance?
Probably flip out. Or take a video, hahaha.

2834. Would you like to be cryogenically frozen?
Only if I get to meet Bender, Leela, and Fry.

2835. Think of the person you love the most.
Would you be willing to murder a stranger in order to save that person’s life? Why or why not?
I don’t think I could just murder somebody.

2836. Imagine no possetions. I wonder if you can?
I can’t, ‘cause I don’t know what a “possetion” is.

2837. How messed up is:
your hair?
It’s not, I just washed it and it’s all shiny and pretty.
your room?
My “room,” if it shall be called that, is a disaster area. Packing time, yo.
your car?
Nonexistent, therefore not messy.
your life?
Total, total mess.

2838. What are you running out of?
Hope.

2839. What do you live for?
STATISTICS!

2840. How did you decide it was worth living for?
It’s my calling.

2842. By what criteria do you judge others?
I try not to judge others.

2843. Do you look at people’s words and actions or the underlying reasons for those words and actions?
Both?

2844. Which would you rather collect:
simpsons action figures?
kiss gear?
anything with a smiley?
horror movies?
Anything with a smiley sounds good.

2845. Do you fight for your rights?
I try when I need to, yes.

2846. Would you rather be a construction worker or a crossing guard?
Construction worker.

2847. What is enough to satisfy you in life?
I want to be successful on my own terms, which involves being kind to others, doing at least something somewhat significant to help people in need, doing as many statistical analyses as humanly possible, and hopefully getting some writing out there into the world.

2848. Do you think you have more, less, or average life experiance for your age?
Probably less. I’m pretty sheltered.

2849. Why go to college?
If you dig learning in a formal setting.
Have you considered joining a cult instead?
Hahahahaha. I was in marching band. Same thing.

2850. What’s the last lie you told?
Haha, don’t remember.

2851. What celebrity has the sexiest voice of females?
Katey Segal. She’s an awesome Leela.
Males?
I like William Shatner’s voice, but that might be because I’ve been watching so much Boston Legal.

2853. Where did you come from?
Sperm, egg, extreme statistical odds.
Where are you now?
Sitting in the basement. Stagnant. Hating it.
Where are you going?
Hopefully someplace better.

2854. What would you imagine the playboy mansion is like?
It’s probably either insanely awesome 24-7 or horrible.

2855. Do you blow your nose loudly in public?
Nope.

2856. Do you help others every day?
If I can, yes.

2857. Bono or Chris Tucker?
Bono!

2858. Is it lonely being alone in your head?
No. My head is fun.

2859. What is the worst poverty you have ever seen?
The people living on the streets in downtown Van. They’re probably passed by literally thousands of people a day and are probably noticed like 5% of the time.

2860. Has anyone ever told you that more than 2 billion people live on less than two dollars a day?
Possibly.
What do you think of that?
This is the kind of stuff I want to work to fix, even if on a very small scale.

2861. Add a sentence to the story:
Once upon a time there was a man named Arthur and he was brushing his teeth when all of a sudden he saw a bright rainbow outside. So he goes out the back door to take a look and he finds an elf who says
“‘It’s double rainbow time, bitch!’ and he unleashes upon Arthur a fury of Crayola-fueled vomit.”

2862. Be honest.. do you generally listen or wait for your turn to talk?
I generally listen.

2863. How many fingers do you type with?
All of them except my left thumb.

2864. What does ‘you think you know but you have no idea’ mean? Where did it come from as a common phrase?
I thought I knew, but I have no idea.

2865. Do you think it’s important to give up liberties in order to protect freedom?
After a point, we’ve given up so many liberties to protect freedom that we don’t have freedom anymore.

2866. Do you think George Bush was elected in a legal way?
There’s not much legal stuff going on at that level anymore, I fear.

2867. Imagine you were dying of a disease…you only had a certain amount of time left with your mate, parents or children. What would you leave behind for them to remember you by?
I’d pull my passwords off Vaio, Big Compy, and all my blogs and let them read/see everything. There’s a lot to me that no one’s ever seen. I think it’d give them a good remaining picture of me.
How would you feel if there were drugs to help you live, only you couldn’t afford them?
I’d just let myself go.
How would you feel if people were trying to sell you the drugs at a lower cost but the drug companies made sure they couldn’t because that would cut their profits?
I’d do what I could in my remaining time to bring attention to this at a federal level so that it won’t continue to happen to others.
This senario is going on Right Now. The country is Africa. The disease is aids. The drug is azp (and others). The people are Africans who are very poor and have aids. The large drug corporations won’t sell the drugs at a price they can afford or allow smaller companies to either. Is this acceptable?
Duh. No.
What are you going to do about it?
I’d like to do something, but I don’t know what I could do.

2868. Would you ever BUY a new ring for your cell phone that plays a couple of notes of your favorite song?
I did that a few years ago, actually. But probably not, phones aren’t that important to me.

2869. What has completely moved you?
Several U-Hauls. HAHA I’m funny.

2870. If for your next birthday you had a novelty kids birthday party what games would you play at it?
That would be AWESOME. Twister. Musical chairs. Probably some rockin’ board game like Pictionary or Monopoly.

2871. How can you keep open toed sandles from rubbing against your toes and making them blistered and raw?
Don’t wear them.

2872. What happens to socks when they disappear in the drier?
They go to Narnia.

2873. What is the quality of humanity all about?
Good question.

2874. True or false – All homophobes are inherently evil.:
False.

2875. Is there anything, besides love, that money can’t buy?
Probably. But I’m flat broke right now and it seems like money can buy pretty much everything else.

2876. How is your soul?
Upset.

2877. What are you committed to?
Learning.

2879. Are you photogenic?
HAHAHAHA NOOOOOOOOOO.

2880. Can you define these words off the top of your head as if you were talking to someone who didn’t know what they were?
rain: that weird clear stuff that falls from the sky sometimes when it’s really cloudy and sticks to your skin, making you shiver.
cold: the feeling you get when you feel your body shaking and see little bumps appearing on your skin. It goes away when you sit by a fire or wrap up in a bunch of blankets.
green: a property grass, avocados, celery, and that velvet they use in pool tables have in common.
sand: itty bitty particulates that are usually found in extreme abundance next to large bodies of water, like the ocean or lakes. When you run through it your feet kind of sink into it.

2881. Why aren’t you naked (or are you)?
Because it’s like Absolute Zero in here.

2882. Do you think anoyone is all good or all evil?
No. Only in Disney movies, haha.

2883. Go outside a sec. how many animals are in your yard?
There is no way in hell I’m leaving this blanket. See question #2881.

2884. What household appliance drags you down?
Like, literally? Like if I had them tied to my ankle and jumped into a lake, which ones would help me unwillingly dive to my death? I guess any electricity-run appliance would do me in in such a case, though, if I let them to stay plugged in.

2885. try this..write a list of six possibilities of things you could do after you are off the computer. Make sure that at lease ONE thing is something you would be unlikely to ever do.
1. Sleep
2. Change the lightbulb that just went out in the hallway
3. Curl up even deeper in a pile of blanket and try to keep my body temperature above 95 degrees
4. Play Gears of War
5. Play WoW
6. Set the Junior High on fire

2886. Which of the following doesn’t belong with the others and why?
a. garden
b. love
c. magazine
d. death
Love. All the others either require or involve at some point the extermination of life.

2887. How old are you?
23
What age do you feel mentally?
BAH.
emotionaly?
EVEN MORE BAH.
spiritualy?
Jesus called. He said “BAH.”

2888. Who do you think is more wise: your mailman or a person who has been living on the streets for 12 years?
No idea.

2889. Do you kiss on the first date?
Hahahaha, dating’s funny.

2890. Would you ever want to be on:
a dating show(which)?
Me being on The Bachelor would be hilarious.
a game show(which)?
I always wanted to be on Fear Factor.
the news(why)?
I’d like to be featured on the news for doing something good, like helping people or writing an awesome book or something cool like that.

2891. How much money would it take to get you to:
strip to nuthing but a bright orange thong (for guys, orange thongs an string bikini top for girls)and wrestle another person of the same sex in a thong in a pool of jello?
Not much, haha. That sounds fun.
participate in a contest where you drink alcohol as fast as you can until you puke?
I don’t like the taste of alcohol and I’m not looking to die by alcohol poisoning, so it’d take a lot.
sit absolutely still for 2 hours, in nothing but a towel, covered in plaster of paris?
I’d d that for free.
Walk around at your school in bondage gear asking people to spank you on the ass with a huge dead octopus tenticle?
I’d do this for free just so I could tell this story.
smash potatoes with your head?
Cooked or raw? More for raw.

2892. Who deserves an apology?
Someone I shall not speak of right now.

2893. What wins the award as stupidst lyric you can think of?
Pretty much all of Crash Test Dummies’ “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.”

2894. Where do you most like to be massaged?
I don’t like getting massages. They hurt.

2895. Is your face clear?
Yeah, right now it is.

2897. What present would you bring to the birthday party of an acquaintance?
Probably a gift card to some popular store or restaurant. Everybody likes those!

2898. Is your game on?
Damn straight.

2899. What would a song for the deaf be like?
In requirement of a music video with signing.
How about a painting for the blind?
Extreme pointillism!

2900. What is a sure-fire way to get noticed?
Set fires? Hahaha.

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