Hide yo kids, hide yo wifi


3601. What brands do you like?
Sony. Haha, that’s the only one I can think of right now.

3602. What do you think of the ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ policy of gays in the millitary?
I think it’s pretty sad that we live in a world where we have to have LAWS to keep us from discriminating/harassing/destroying others based on such petty things as sexuality.

3603. Why do you think that so many people have such a problem with gays?
‘Cause people suck.

3604. It seems like it is more accepted for a woman to be bi or gay than for a man. Why do you think that is?
Society is weird as hell, that’s why.

3605. When a kid kisses another kid on the playground is it sexual harassment?
Pfft, no.

3606. If you had to name yourself after an object in the room with you what would you pick?
Spiral Staircase.

3607. Pick the two most important things out of these: writing deep thoughts, expressing your self clearly, being honest, finding new novel ways to waste time, being organized, practicing what you want to do, trying to be famous
Practicing what you want to do, writing deep thoughts (thus rendering my blogs completely worthless)

3608. You were only waiting for this moment to —–
Take off my pants.

3609. Knowing historically that native American indians were and are the first americans, how do you feel about america and current americans?
As many horribly atrocious things we’ve done to other beings, I’m still pretty impressed with “Americans.”

3610. Just what exactly determines whether or not one is ‘mental’?
We’re all mental. Some are just better at hiding it.

3611. is it true that people with depression CAN’T function in society?
Nope, we just think they can’t.

3612. fill in the word: half of what i say is ———–
One one-millionth of what I think.

3613. Some people believe the Holocaust was a hoax?. What do you think of this?
I think that’s pretty insulting to everyone who had to go through that, as well as all their living relatives.

3614. Does EVERYONE in the world care about how they look except YOU?
I care about how I look.

3615. Do you love italian names like Lorenzo, Gaetano, and Grazziano?
Meh.

3616. Everyone does horrible things.
True.

Do you think that people are more acceptiong of the bad things they do themselves or the bad things others do?
Depends on the bad thing.

Which are you more accepting of?
I’m way more accepting of the bad things others do.

3617. Is it true that NO ONE wants to date grumpy people?
I think grumpy people like to grump together.

3618. Bush and his henchmen have now come up with a list of people for the CIA to assassinate. What do you think of this?
Dated survey is dated.

3619. Why is it that in many states sodomy and oral sex are still illegal, even if they are consensual?
Oral sex is illegal?

3620. What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think of:
liberals?
Obama.

conservatives?
Haha, Cheney.

hippies?
Flowers.

nobel peace prize winners?
Intelligence.

black panthers?
Dark.

time magazine?
Red.

feminists?
Buzz cuts, haha.

3621. Order these issues from most important and needing to be dealt with to least important and we can put it off: cloning, racism, aids cure, the middle east, putting power back in the hands of the people, the environment, better education
The environment, better education, the Middle East, putting power back in the hands of the people, racism, AIDS cure, cloning.

3622. Do you feel like you are missing out because you can only know a certain number of people in this world and you can’t know everyone?
Not really.

3623. What do you imagine being a soldier in a war is actually like?
Probably a lot worse than I can actually imagine.

3624. Do you agree that woman should be allowed to enlist in the army?
Yup.

3625. What is the purpose of government?
Good question. I don’t think they know anymore.

3626. Why don’t people believe in free love anymore?
Don’t they?

3627. Do you make desicions with your head or your heart?
Head.

3628. What is the differance between sympathy and empathy?
Sympathy = what you feel when you share emotions with a person but haven’t gone through whatever is causing their emotions.
Empathy = what you feel when you share emotions with a person while having the experience personally of whatever is causing their emotions.

3629. Can you think of any person or group you cannot empathsize with?
Many.

3630. Like creme savers?
Never had them.

3631. Your best friends asks you to marry them Out of the blue. You say:
Been there, done that!

3632. What makes you feel seriously depressed?
Life.

3633. Have you personally worked for peace?
In my own way, yes.

3634. Do you suppress parts of yourself because you are afraid of judgement?
Welcome to life.

3635. Do you take in the ideas and opinions of others too often?/
I take them in, but that doesn’t mean I apply them/adapt them.

3636. 36 – 24 – 36?
867-5309?

3637. What just isn’t right?
Left.

3638. What makes your blood boil??
Sitting on a Bunsen burner.

3639. Have you ever gone to the bathroom in aplace that wasn’t a bathroom?
Hahahaha. Yeah.

3640. Want some water melon?
Watermelon’s awesome.

3641. What’s your favorite gum?
5 Gum, either prism or RPM flavor.

3642. What do you imagine going to Harvard is like?
Scary. Intimidating. Preppy.

3643. What would you get rid of forever if you had to choose snow or rain?
Rain! Snow rules.

3644. Is there a santa clause?
SantaBot!

3645. Do you understand yourself?
Indeed.

Do you understand everyone else?
HA. No.

3646. Do you think there is a connection between understanding yourself and understanding others?
To an extent, but nothing major in my opinion.

3647. What’s good?
Large sample sizes. Homoscedasticity. Leibniz. :)

3648. Have you ever played dodge ball?
YAY dodgeball!

3649. Is there anything you feel men can do better than woman?
Create sperm.

3650. Is there anything you feel woman can do better than men?
Carry a baby.

3651. What do you think of jazz?
I’m not a big fan of it.

3652. Why do you suppose Christmas has more hype than Chanucka?
Lots more Christians + much more commercially tappable.

3653. What is like a rock?
Was that Ford who used that slogan? Haha, I can’t remember.

3654. Who do you 100% trust?
No one.

3655. Are you dreaming of a white christmas?
I freaking hate that movie.

3656. Have you done anything nice for your neighbors this year?
I have no idea who my neighbors are.

3657. What is the most courageous thing you have ever done?
Quit grad school. Given who I am, that took a LOT of courage.

3658. What things (not people) would you miss most if you were locking the big brother house for weeks on end?
My Vaio. My music. R. Stuff to read.

3659. Use five words to describe your life now.
Blah, meh, peh, boring, and get-me-out-of-here.

3660. Use five words to describe your family.
Strange, hilarious, small, and functionally-dysfunctional.

3661. Use five words to describe your childhood.
Imaginative, enlightening, shy, impactful, naïve.

3662. Who has seen the wind?
Who hasn’t?

3663. what’s the point of MLA format? Why can’t students just freely write their gathered info and opinions the way they feel is best for them?
Because standards are easier in the sense that it makes it easiest for others to recover the information’s source if they want it. Also, MLA > APA in terms of making sense. I hate APA’s rules.

3664. What’s your favorite fairy tale?
I’ve always liked The Emperor’s New Clothes for some reason.

3665. How will explain god to your children (or a child)?
I won’t. They’ll find out eventually.

3666. Is this question satanic?
Why would it be?

3668. What will last longer, the moon or the human race?
Well, if Newt has his way…

3669. Whose lives do you value more; those of your country or all of humanity?
All of humanity!

3670. If the jehovas witnesses dropped by your house what would you do?
Hide.

3671. Someone you work with or go to school with is giving you a surprise gift. Would you like it better if it were a talking teddybear or a mini tarot deck?
Tarot!

3672. Where does the sky begin? Just above the ground?
Wherever “the limit” is.

3673. What’s the most romantic thing to do?
Sit up all night and talk. Naked. With maybe some other stuff thrown in.

3674. What’s your most twisted, perverted or odd fantasy?
Ha. Like I’m telling.

3675. What’s wrong with lieing?
The spelling.

3676. If you could have lunch with any _______ who would it be?
rock star?
Can I say all three members of Muse? ‘Cause I’m going to.

actor/actress?
Tom Hanks!

political leader?
Probably Obama.

historical figure?
Voltaire.

dead person?
LEBNIZ!!!!!!!

person from your past?
Anastasia.

person in the world?
Do they have to be living?

writer?
Vladimir Nabokov.

artist?
Salvador Dali.

fictional character?
Phileas Fogg! Holy freaking crap, yes.

Disney character?
Jafar.

3677. Dedicate a song to someone right now.
Say Goodnight and Go is for…someone secret. :)

3678. It’s christmas eve at ten o’clock at night and YOU HAVE NO SHOPPING DONE! The only thing that’s open is the grocery store and the drug store. Do you do all your christmas shopping in the grocery and drug store?
I’d buy everyone some Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Everybody likes Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Then I’d buy supplies to make cards and I’d put Cap’n Crunch on the cards just to confuse people.

3679. If superman is so powerful how does he get with Louis Lane? Wouldn’t he kill her?
Hahahahahaha. Most philosophical question ever.

3680. What do you think of
Jane Fonda?
Eh.

Alan Alda?
Who?

3681. Remember Mary Poppins? Feed the birds tuppence a bag.
I do indeed.

What is ‘tuppence’?
It’s like a penny, no?

3682. What was the saddest most tear jerking heart wrenching moment of the movie Titanic?
I always thought it was very sad when the old couple in third class is holding each other in their bed as the ship starts going under.

3683. Would you like a nice hot bath?
Not right now.

3684. Why is jesus always pictured as white when he came from the middle east and was probably middle eastern?
Making him white makes him automatically tortilla-colored for easy burrito appearances.

3685. Which is worse: Sand in your underwear or Sand in your mouth?
What about sand in your underwear in your mouth?

3686. Has President Bush made his case for war with Iraq?
Let’s leave him in the past, even though the repercussions of his actions are still with us.

3687. Should Senator Lott resign (or have resigned) his leadership post?
Again I say, “dated survey is dated.”

3688. If you could pick time’s person of the year who would you pick?
For 2012? It’s too early!

3689. Name all the people you know who you are attracted to and what is attractive about them?
I’m attracted to a total of four people. Nobody else is allowed in that little part of my brain.

3690. What does RSVP actually mean?
Readymade Soup’s Very Pricey.

3691. Is rhyming fun?
Damn right it is, son!

3692. Are your dreams violent?
They can be. Most often, though, they’re frantic and involve me being late.

3693. What 3 questions would you love to ask either your mom or your dad?
“Have I turned out at all like you expected?”
“Is your current life anywhere close to what you imagined when you were a kid?”
“What’s your darkest secret?”

3694. What are the hardest words to say?
Parrot. Haha, I don’t know.

3695. Should I smile because we’re friends or cry because that’s all we’ll ever be?
Both.

3696. What do you think of the slogan ‘you laugh because i’m different. I laugh becuse you are all the same’
Yay!

3697. How do you stop dry elbows?
Put them in jail.

3698. Why don’t people MAKE gifts more often?
Effort. Most people aren’t a fan of it.

3700. Do you like those plastic couch coverings?
Haha, I’m pretty indifferent to them.

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