Blogging when this bored should be advised against
“A field of study called memetics arose in the 1990s to explore the concepts and transmission of memes in terms of an evolutionary model. Criticism from a variety of fronts has challenged the notion that scholarship can examine memes empirically. Some commentators question the idea that one can meaningfully categorize culture in terms of discrete units.”
I would totally do this, critics be damned. Memes fascinate me.
And a few more
Dammit, Omegle.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are you a girl with nude pictures?
You: No, I’m a guy with a ShamWow
Stranger: wow!
Stranger: do you say wow every time?
You: Every single time!
You: It holds 500 times its own weight in “wow”!
Stranger: wow!!
You: Who needs nude girls with pics when you can SOAK UP SODA?!?!
You: It’s made in Germany, you know, and the Germans always make good stuff
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: fetichini
Stranger: linguini
Stranger: martini
Stranger: bikini
You: It’s gonna love your nuts!
Stranger: don’t slap that chop!
You: If I can do it with one finger, you can do it with one hand!
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: k, i gotta go find more pics
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Estragon?
You: Vladimir?
Stranger: Fuck!
Stranger: It’s you!
You: Where the hell is Godot? He’s late!
Stranger: He said we should wait for him here…
Stranger: …I think so.
You: Well, do you think we should wait or should we search for him?
Stranger: We should ponder life and existence and suicide and do nothing for a lot of time…
You: But I’m tired and I want to sleep, Vlad.
Stranger: I’ve been waiting SO LONG for someone to get the Godot reference. Thank you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected
In this blog: I attempt to sell a ShamWow to Superman
Via omegle.com.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you own a ShamWow?
Stranger: nope
You: You need one
You: They’ll cure all your ailments
Stranger: really i’m superman
You: You can stop a train, but can you stop a ShamWow?
You: It holds 50,000 times its own weight in crime!
[like five minutes pass]
You: …Superman?
Stranger: yeah
You: Are you on the phone buying a ShamWow?
You: Or I guess you could just run to the factory
You: It’d take like two seconds, right?
Stranger: u r wrong
Stranger: it just needs one second
You: Wow, very fast
You: You could use a ShamWow to clean your shoes after you run so far
You: Or do you fly? I forget
Stranger: of course i fly
You: Then you could use ShamWow as a supplementary cape
Stranger: come on buddy
Stranger: i don’t think i need that stuff
You: EVERYBODY needs a ShamWow!
You: Superheroes need to keep their kitchens super clean!
Stranger: do Superheroes need kitchen?
You: I don’t know if you need one, but do you have one?
Stranger: i prefer fast food
You: And Krypto the Wonder Dog, he needs to be dried after he’s out in the rain
You: It’s made in Germany
You: Krypton-free
Stranger: man u r incrediable!!!
You: Batman’s got a ShamWow, Wonder Woman’s got a ShamWow…jump on the bandwagon, S-man!
Stranger: wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
You: See that? That’s exactly what you’re going to be saying every time!
You: But wait! Act now and we’ll throw in a second ShamWow ABSOLUTELY FREE for Clark Kent!
You: You got that ShamWow yet, Superman?
You: We’re counting on you!
Stranger: sorry for that, i have to go back to Mars. and thx for nice ads
You: Hahaha, no problem
You: Don’t forget a Slap Chop!
Stranger: yeah i won’t
Stranger: take care and wish u luck
You: Thanks, Superman!
Your conversational partner has disconnected
How to Properly Cyber on Omegle
Holy crap. I haven’t laughed this hard in forever. Sean and I were literally on the floor laughing about this. The first conversation I’m going to show you happened just out of the blue; everything else developed from it. Enjoy! Screencaps from Word, since MySpace is being a bitch tonight.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Yo
Stranger: come from?
You: Idaho
Stranger: are you iranian?
Stranger: dd
You: No, American
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
You: Stop
Stranger: m or f?
Stranger: dsex?
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: do you want penis?
You: I’ve already gotten penis tonight, thanks
Stranger: tonight. whit who? your boy friend?
You: With the internet
Stranger: good.
Stranger: you must sex with me.
You: I shall
You: How do we sex?
Stranger: with chat
You: Let’s start
Stranger: you open your cunt.
You: That sounds painful
You: Does it involve the insert key?
Stranger: if that painful then suck my penis.
You: Okay
You: I suck your penis
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: then I involve my penis in our count.now not painfull.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: oh
Stranger: oh
Stranger: oh
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: fuck you.
Stranger: are you hear?
You: I’m here
Stranger: do you love my penis.
You: I love it very much
Stranger: i love you and your sexy body.
You: Thank you
Stranger: do you give me your cheek?
You: Sure
You: Press the ‘d’ key some more
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
You: Oh yeah
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
You: That’s hot
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: do you want chick?
You: What key does chick press?
Stranger: k
Stranger: k
Stranger: k
Stranger: k
Stranger: k
Stranger: k
Stranger: k
Stranger: k
You: Ooh
Stranger: do you love me?
You: Yes
You: You use both sides of the keyboard…that’s hot
Stranger: where do you want sex whit me? in bed or bathroom?
You: Bed
Stranger: ohhhhhhh
Stranger: are you ready?
You: Yes
You: q
You: q
You: q
You: q
Stranger: i involve my penis.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: oh
Stranger: oh
You: I open my count
You: q
You: q
You: q
You: q
You: q
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: i love your count
You: q
You: q
You: q
You: I love your d
You: And penis
Stranger: it very hot
Stranger: hot and sexy
You: And full of keys
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i want a real woman
You: I’m a real woman
You: I just had cyber sex using only the d key
Stranger: try it again
Stranger: d
Stranger: dd
Stranger: d
Stranger: dddddddddd
Stranger: ddddddddddddd
You: Oh yeah
You: Give it to me
Stranger: dddddd
Stranger: d
Stranger: dd
Stranger: i just came
Stranger: game over
You: Aw
Stranger: haha youre a strange guy
You: Can we try the k key?
You: That worked last time, too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20 M China, and you?
You: 21/f/United States
Stranger: o
Stranger: oh
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: do you like Chinese man?
You: Sure
You: Do you like the ‘d’ key?
You: ‘Cause that gets me off
Stranger: what
Stranger: d key?
You: Yeah
You: Like d
You: d
You: d
You: d
Stranger: what is it
You: Just press d
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: Sorry ,I dont konw
You: Look at your keyboard
You: See that key that says “D” on it?
You: Press it
You: Repeatedly
Stranger: d
You: Yeah!
You: Rock on!
Stranger: ddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
You: Ooooh, that makes me hot!
Stranger: dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd [this goes on for like forty lines]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male 28 and a little bored
You: Female 21 with a ‘d’ key fetish
Stranger: d key fetish?
Stranger: I have a foot fetish… is that simular?
You: Sure
You: Just press the ‘d’ key with your toe
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: d
Stranger: ddddddddddddddddddddd
Stranger: ddddddd
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: dddddddddddddddddddd
Stranger: D
Stranger: DDDDDDDDD
Stranger: how was that for you?
You: OH GOD CAPITAL LETTERS TAKE ME NOW
Stranger: have a great Day!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!!..im sexy boy and horny……want sex time??
You: Sex time now! (this had Sean laughing for like ten minutes)
You: Press the ‘d’ key!
Stranger: d
You: YES!
You: Again
Stranger: f/m
You: Those aren’t d’s
Stranger: f/m???
You: d
You: d or it didn’t happen
Stranger: d
You: Yeahhhhhhh
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
You: That’s making me hot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
So yeah. Faking a fetish for the ‘d’ key brings hilarious results.
Omegle: Awkwardness Isn’t Just for Real Life Anymore
The best of the short “conversations.”
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: LONG THIN DANGLY LITTLE BITCH
Stranger: bit too far?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: i tried to make a bored game and ended up with a really bad boil that i have to drain twice daily
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Steve?
You: Rhonda?
Stranger: Lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lord of the Fly Paper
Oh my god, there are SO MANY FLIES IN THIS HOUSE, and we have no idea where they’re coming from.
Seriously, it’s not like we ever open the door unless one of us is going to/coming from work or Aaron is going on a Jack-in-the-Box run.
The flies must be having a massive orgy somewhere in the house to create so many damn baby flies…I must have killed 50 today, I’m not exaggerating. It’s kinda grossing me out.
A Public Service Announcment from Your Local Bored and Slightly Horny Blogger
Holy crap, Muse’s drummer is HOT.
Cute blonde on the right.
Haha, sorry, I’m hyper tonight and I just noticed this.
I don’t know who this guy is, but I want his babies.
I wonder if I could make this my ringtone…
That is all for today.
GOD IS A MONAD
Alright bitches, today is Leibniz’ birthday, so you know what that means: 363 years ago today the coolest person in the universe was born. And as if you haven’t already heard enough about him from me, today I shall remind you all of a few of his contributions to the world:
- Monads. The ultimate fundamental elements of the universe that all act independently but yet appear to act cohesively.
- Optimisim. The best of all possible Leibniz contributions.
- Pre-Freudian psychology. Namely, the differentiation between the conscious and the unconscious.
- Library science. No joke.
- Choco Leibniz. Sure, they’d still be here, but they might have been called Choco Pascal or some such if Gottfried hadn’t been around.
- The freaking BINARY SYSTEM.
- That wig. Dear god, that wig.
- And let’s not forget calculus. Yeah, you hear that, Newton?! CALCULUS!
I adore you, Gottfried.
What better way to end this boring month?
Q. Elaborate on your default photo:
A. It’s me. In my room. Trying not to look ugly.
Q. What’s your current relationship status?
A. Hahahahaha, single.
Q. What exactly are you wearing right now?
A. Clothes. Shirt, underthingies, and pants.
Q. What is your current problem?
A. Freaking out about everything.
Q. What do you love most?
A. Knowledge. Leibniz. Statistics. Sleepyhead.
Q. What makes you most happy?
A. See above.
Q. Are you musically inclined?
A. Sure.
Q. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
A. I would have done undergrad faster (YES, that would have been possible).
Q. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would it be?
A. A brontosaurus. Just ‘cause.
Q. Ever have a near death experience?
A. Not really.
Q. Name an obvious quality you have?
A. I…look like Crayola exploded all over me? Is that a quality?
Q. What’s the name of the song that’s stuck in your head right now?
A. I’ll give you one guess.
Q. Who will cut and paste this first?
A. Probably no one.
Q. Name someone with the same b-day as you:
A. James Joyce.
Q. Have you ever vandalized someone’s private property?
A. No. But I have put tampons (like twenty of them) in Aneel’s backpack.
Q. Have you ever been in a fight?
A. Pfft, who hasn’t?
Q. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
A. Yes.
Q. What’s the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
A. “You’re male!”
Q. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
A. Nothing.
Q. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
A. Yes indeed. Multiple times.
Q. Say something totally random about yourself:
A. I’m in love with a dead guy.
Q. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
A. Yeah, once when I was in eighth grade. Can’t remember the celeb, though.
Q. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
A. Disney (old, good Disney) FTW!
Q. Did you have braces?
A. Nope.
Q. Are you comfortable with your height?
A. Freaking hate being this short.
Q. Do you speak any other languages?
A. FOL! That totally counts, right?
Q. What is your favorite smell?
A. Screw you!
Q. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
A. No.
Q. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
A. I don’t think so…
Q. Do you ever watch MTV?
A. Hahaha, I used to.
Q What’s the latest you have ever stayed up?
A. A LONG time.
Q. Have you ever been rushed into the emergency room?
A. Well, “rushed” is a relative term. I was taken there as fast as my grandpa could drive, how about that?
Q. what’s the last text message on your cell phone say?
A. No texty.
Q. what color shirt are you wearing?:
A. Red.
Q. most recent movie that you watched?:
A. Oh god…Armageddon?
Q. name one thing that you do everyday?:
A. Listen to music.
Q. what’s the color of your bedroom walls?:
A. White.
Q. how much cash do you have on you right now?:
A. None.
Q. When was the last time you saw your mom?
A. A few days ago.
Q. Who got you to join myspace?
A. E’raina and Aneel. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE?!?!
Q. What did you have for dinner last night?
A. Instant mashed potatoes.
Q. Is Tom on your friends list?
A. Nope.
Q. Look to your left. What’s there?
A. Bed!
Q. Whats the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
A. I think I was using Sean’s sock as a puppet awhile ago, does that count?
Q. What website(s) do you visit the most during the day?
A. Google, Facebook, Hotmail, Wikipedia.
Q. Do you have an air freshener in your car?
A. Nope.
Q. Do you have plants in your room?
A. Nope.
Q. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
A. Surprisingly not.
Q. What city was your last taxicab ride in?
A. Oh man…Stockholm?
Q. Do you own a picture phone?
A. Yes.
Q. Recent time you were really upset?
A. Today.
Q. Would you have a problem if your friend went after your ex boyfriend/girlfriend?
A. No.
Musical Ecstasy
Have you ever sat down and listened to Sleepyhead?
I mean really listened to it, like “going to a quiet place and cranking up your headphones so you can hear every facet of the song perfectly” listened to it?
It’s freaking magnificent, isn’t it? Say what you will, but so far it holds the definition of what a perfect song should be. It’s only flaw is that it’s too damn short.
Haha, sorry, I’m just in love with that damn song.
Boredom, Blogging, and IRC
These rock.
PhoenixTalion: Apparently some museum did a Salvador Dali exhibit a while back
PhoenixTalion: and after it was up for like, a month, it came out that half of the paintings were fakes!
BSoDomy: oh snap
PhoenixTalion: And at first I was all, damn. Shouldn’t someone have caught on to that right away?
PhoenixTalion: Then I realized, it wasn’t that big a surprise
PhoenixTalion: After all,
PhoenixTalion: NO ONE INSPECTS THE SPANISH EXPOSITION
vrek: I hate dealing with freaking girls, seriously I want to just kill everything with a god damn vagina!!!
yy2bggggs: vrek: A gun would work better
Royall: “We have been trying to eliminate the penny for quite some time — it always comes back,” Obama said. “I need to find out who is lobbying to keep the penny.”
theonetruemango: but I thought Obama loved change
embrodak: ewww, not in pubic
embrodak: *pubic
embrodak: *pubic
embrodak: FUCK
deadfool: if my kids first words were hello world that would rock
squinky: gads, I hate when foreshadowing is too thinly veiled
Screwtape: squinky: But not as much as you will about ten minutes from now.
* xkcd takes [Bucket] down for now until he can make some adjustments
%relsqui: I thought he was looking a little pail
@creature: I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed.
@creature: How could anyone stoop so low?
vejadu: there is no plural of emo, they’re always lonely
phobiac: My age is a perfect square greater than 9 and less than 25.
Mantissa: mine’s the first even product of two primes greater than 20
Ollie: my age is the greatest prime less than 29
GreaterSteven: My age is the sum of two numbers that when added equal 18.
Mantissa: GreaterSteven: well played.
khmer_at_work: woke up this mornin
khmer_at_work: won’t believe what i saw
khmer_at_work: hundred million emails
khmer_at_work: phone yanked off the waaaaaa-all
khmer_at_work: seems the system crashed over the night
khmer_at_work: hundred million client calls
khmer_at_work: spoiling for a fiiii-iiiight
khmer_at_work: i’ll file a bug report to IT
khmer_at_work: i’ll file a bug report to IT
khmer_at_work: i hope that someone gets my
khmer_at_work: i hope that someone gets my
khmer_at_work: i hope that someone gets my
khmer_at_work: TWENTIETH SUPPOOOORT CALL
khmer_at_work: SEN-DIN-OUT-A-BUG-RE-PORT
khmer_at_work: SEN-DIN-OUT-A-BUG-RE-PORT
khmer_at_work: I’M SEN-DIN-OUT-A-BUG-RE-PORT (this had me laughing for like half an hour straight. I had to put on the song in the background)
Cctoide: Your penis is so small, they’re modeling a new iPod after it.
Carthage: WTF?! I just got RickRolled by StumbleUpon.
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]
HPDDJ: C====D
HPDDJ: Rather
HPDDJ: C====B or something similar.
HPDDJ: Ascii penis!
* HPDDJ runs away
Sparkles: 8==D
Sparkles: you ‘tard.
HPDDJ: It’s been a while, but I don’t remember an 8.
Sparkles: IT NEEDS TESTICLES!
HPDDJ: That’s the B!
Sparkles: THAT’S THE 8
HPDDJ: ASCII TESTICLE WAR
Aesuna: oh shi-
Aesuna: 8=====8
Sparkles: 8888888
HPDDJ: BBBBBBBBBBBBB
Sparkles: BALLS ARE TOUCHING!
Sparkles: THIS IS GAY!
HPDDJ: INDEED!
* water has joined #xkcd
* Potassium has joined #xkcd
doc_holladay: Religious zealots always win. They have those crackers which are actually flesh.
Fritz: soylent christ
* Seiun throws a pokeball at relsqui
* relsqui catches it, swallows it
%relsqui: ^there is no possible good result of that
&ProphetOfCod: :o
* Seiun caught INTESTINALBACTERIA. Do you wish to give a nickname to INTESTINALBACTERIA? Y/N
%relsqui: hahaha
%Seiun: /N
%Seiun: *INTESTINALBACTERIA was sent to SOMEONE’S PC.
%Seiun: (Thank god, I wouldn’t want to try to recover that pokeball)
JaggerG: 21st Century insurance should change its name to Schroedinger’s insurance, because I have no fucking clue if I’m insured.
@Lhyzz: so, if you’re so smart, what was your major? and tractor operation doesn’t count as a major.
Eule: Lhyzz: Hey, what’s wrong with tractors?! Many tractor operators are out standing in their field
BlackSails: Question: If an interview asks for one of my weaknesses, is “bullets” an acceptable answer?
*** Jesus has left #xkcd.
Kumquat: He’ll be back in 3 days
Lisimba: And sometimes I sneeze all fucking day because the plants outside are having a bukakke spring orgy.
maLLee: HAHAHA A foreign guy is trying to chat with me about his midterms
maLLee: And he keeps calling them testes
maLLee: And I’m immature enough to be laughing my ass off over here
maLLee: ‘I just wish I didn’t have so many testes’
Billy Mays, NOOO!
But, as I was saying to Matt: “HI, BILLY MAYS’ GHOST HERE FOR GHOSTBUSTERS…”
And I know that Billy Mays and Vince were fighting over the kingdom of infomercial land, but this is by the same guy who did the ShamWow! parody awhile back.
“Quit throwin’ your money away, what the FUCK are you DOING?!?!”
So over the top.
Oh dear
This thing is fun. I quote Aaron: “Napalm! Buckets and buckets of napalm!”
He made Lanky the “Plant King” and created for him a lair. Then he used…guess what…napalm to see if he could blast him out.
Yeah.
So I’ve been thinking (uh-oh)
You know that little riddle you give kids to make them feel stupid if they get it wrong? The “what’s heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold” one?
Well, aren’t precious metals like gold measured in troy weights instead of regular weights? And isn’t one troy pound equal to 12 troy ounces, whereas one pound is equal to 16 ounces?
I think troy ounces are a little heavier than ounces, but not enough to make the one “pound” of gold heavier than the one pound of feathers. So the pound of feathers is heavier.
WE’VE ALL BEEN DECEIVED!
Sorry, I’m hyper and sleep-deprived
SALJFLKSJFD
So I realized today that Clock Day is in a little less than two months (long explanation about what Clock Day is coming later), which made me go and visit the Clock Crew forums, since I haven’t done so in awhile. I just want to give you an idea of these guys. Here are a few of their forum post titles:
- Online dating, Subway and Erections
- I could masturbate right now
- AHGHGHGHWHAHGHGWAGWGAGAGAHGHGHAWHGAWHGWG
- Look im a hawt chick! (Actually PirateClock, who is certainly not a chick)
- What the hell, Nintendo.
- coal’s ethnic struggle 3
- FlightCapableHomunculusClock
- SHOCKING PROOF THAT ZOMBIE LINCOLN IS REALLY ABRAHAM LINCOLN
- So it turns out Obama is Mr. Miyagi in disguise
- BabyRuths fucking suck
Now imagine giving Flash to these guys. Yeah. You basically get what’s listed above in animated form.
Zoooooooooooooooooooooom
Gets really good about halfway through.
“What the HELL?! It’s our guitars! Where’d they get those?”
No work and no play makes Claudia turn to surveys
Four names that people call me:
1. Claudia
2. Claudsie
3. Claude
4. Marie (mostly by my dad)
Four jobs I have had:
1. Research assistant
2. Art Camp apprentice
3. Slave for the U of I
4. In-home caregiver
Four movies I would watch more than once:
1. Apollo 13
2. Armageddon
3. Titanic
4. The Butterfly Effect
Four TV shows that I watch/watched:
1. METAL-FREAKING-OCALYPSE!
2. Frasier
3. Chicago Hope
4. Futurama
Four places I have lived:
1. Moscow
2. The other side of Moscow
3. Somewhere in the middle of Moscow
4. Troy
Four places I have been:
1. Stockholm, Sweden
2. Helsinki, Finland
3. Juneau, Alaska
4. Vancouver, B.C.
Four People who text me:
1. No
2. People
3. Text
4. Me
Four of my favorite foods:
1. Potatoes
2. Spaghetti
3. M&Ms
4. Um…what else do I eat?
Four of my favorite drinks:
1. Water
2. Milk
3. Chocolate milk (it’s different, dammit!)
4. Apple juice
Four things I am looking forward to this year:
1. Grad school!
2. Getting the hell out of Moscow
3. Having my own apartment
4. Starting over
Rock on, Craigslist
Fun times on Craig’s List. Just a few personals around Moscow.
If you’re a musician, odds are you can probably help me! :-) (Moscow)
Most musicians I know – including myself – partake of a particular green leafy herb that I am in need of, as I just moved to Moscow from Boise. If you can help hook me up, I will share!
Thanks!
Want woman with lots of money – 21 (Moscow)
Are you lonely?
Can you pay my rent for me?
Penis – 23 (Earth)
Vagina?
Sarcastic pessimist seeks same – 22 (Pullman)
Quick and dirty, here we go!
1. Do you like to cook?
2. What do you think of recycling?
3. Are you against all drug use?
4. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
5. Top five bands/genres?
Oh yeah, tell me why. That’s right, it’s a fucking short answer quiz. Send me your questions.
Let’s find our rainbow! I’m so excited I could vomit.
Girl humping pole on sidewalk – m4w – 21 (AA)
We have compatible qi.
I dont like bars.
You have such a hot ass.
Want to drink at my house?
It’s a slow month, give me a break
I have developed a sudden interest in Tesla. I mean, more than before, ‘cause I’ve always kinda liked the dude.
This awesome article, which starts out with, “Thomas Edison was a cranky American asshole who was sort of involved with the invention of the light bulb. Nikola Tesla was a crazy Serbian who was instrumental in harnessing electric power. Also, he blew shit up with lightning,” didn’t help the obsession much.
As much as I love my roomies…
WOOHOO, BAND FRIENDS!!
It’s been awhile. We all need to hang out more before I disappear to the north and you all stay here.
We also need to take our clothes off together more.
But that’s nothing new.
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