Holy crap. I haven’t laughed this hard in forever. Sean and I were literally on the floor laughing about this. The first conversation I’m going to show you happened just out of the blue; everything else developed from it. Enjoy! Screencaps from Word, since MySpace is being a bitch tonight.

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Yo
Stranger: come from?
You: Idaho
Stranger: are you iranian?
Stranger: dd
You: No, American
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
You: Stop
Stranger: m or f?
Stranger: dsex?
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: do you want penis?
You: I’ve already gotten penis tonight, thanks
Stranger: tonight. whit who? your boy friend?
You: With the internet
Stranger: good.
Stranger: you must sex with me.
You: I shall
You: How do we sex?
Stranger: with chat
You: Let’s start
Stranger: you open your cunt.
You: That sounds painful
You: Does it involve the insert key?
Stranger: if that painful then suck my penis.
You: Okay
You: I suck your penis
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: then I involve my penis in our count.now not painfull.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: oh
Stranger: oh
Stranger: oh
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: fuck you.
Stranger: are you hear?
You: I’m here
Stranger: do you love my penis.
You: I love it very much
Stranger: i love you and your sexy body.
You: Thank you
Stranger: do you give me your cheek?
You: Sure
You: Press the ‘d’ key some more
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
You: Oh yeah
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
You: That’s hot
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: do you want chick?
You: What key does chick press?
Stranger: k
Stranger: k
Stranger: k
Stranger: k
Stranger: k
Stranger: k
Stranger: k
Stranger: k
You: Ooh
Stranger: do you love me?
You: Yes
You: You use both sides of the keyboard…that’s hot
Stranger: where do you want sex whit me? in bed or bathroom?
You: Bed
Stranger: ohhhhhhh
Stranger: are you ready?
You: Yes
You: q
You: q
You: q
You: q
Stranger: i involve my penis.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: oh
Stranger: oh
You: I open my count
You: q
You: q
You: q
You: q
You: q
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: i love your count
You: q
You: q
You: q
You: I love your d
You: And penis
Stranger: it very hot
Stranger: hot and sexy
You: And full of keys
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i want a real woman
You: I’m a real woman
You: I just had cyber sex using only the d key
Stranger: try it again
Stranger: d
Stranger: dd
Stranger: d
Stranger: dddddddddd
Stranger: ddddddddddddd
You: Oh yeah
You: Give it to me
Stranger: dddddd
Stranger: d
Stranger: dd
Stranger: i just came
Stranger: game over
You: Aw
Stranger: haha youre a strange guy
You: Can we try the k key?
You: That worked last time, too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20 M China, and you?
You: 21/f/United States
Stranger: o
Stranger: oh
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: do you like Chinese man?
You: Sure
You: Do you like the ‘d’ key?
You: ‘Cause that gets me off
Stranger: what
Stranger: d key?
You: Yeah
You: Like d
You: d
You: d
You: d
Stranger: what is it
You: Just press d
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: Sorry ,I dont konw
You: Look at your keyboard
You: See that key that says “D” on it?
You: Press it
You: Repeatedly
Stranger: d
You: Yeah!
You: Rock on!
Stranger: ddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
You: Ooooh, that makes me hot!
Stranger: dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd [this goes on for like forty lines]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male 28 and a little bored
You: Female 21 with a ‘d’ key fetish
Stranger: d key fetish?
Stranger: I have a foot fetish… is that simular?
You: Sure
You: Just press the ‘d’ key with your toe
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: d
Stranger: ddddddddddddddddddddd
Stranger: ddddddd
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: dddddddddddddddddddd
Stranger: D
Stranger: DDDDDDDDD
Stranger: how was that for you?
You: OH GOD CAPITAL LETTERS TAKE ME NOW
Stranger: have a great Day!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!!..im sexy boy and horny……want sex time??
You: Sex time now! (this had Sean laughing for like ten minutes)
You: Press the ‘d’ key!
Stranger: d
You: YES!
You: Again
Stranger: f/m
You: Those aren’t d’s
Stranger: f/m???
You: d
You: d or it didn’t happen
Stranger: d
You: Yeahhhhhhh
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
Stranger: d
You: That’s making me hot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So yeah. Faking a fetish for the ‘d’ key brings hilarious results.