Monthly Archives: July, 2017

Anniversary!

HEY GUESS WHAT

Nate and I are celebrating our one-year anniversary today! We went back to the Best Western we got married at and spent the night in one of their nicest rooms.

I love him so much. I love him just as much as I did when we got married (or even more, if that’s even possible). I hope this is the first out of many, many anniversaries for us.

Oof.

Holy GODS, what a good song:

Like…woah.

I don’t really follow The Killers very closely and only have like five of their songs, but every song I’ve heard from them has this amazing undertone of…I dunno, sadness? Angsty sadness? Anxious angsty sadness? Nervous fear? There’s this emotion that’s hard to define that seems to be right at the edge of the tone of their songs. I love it. This song has it to the extreme, despite (or because of?) its high energy.

It’s great.

(edit: It’s a Five Star, too.)

Claudia’s Dumbass Poetry: Junior High Edition

I wrote a lot of really crappy poetry in junior high.

And since I have nothing interesting to say today (what else is new?), you get said crappy poetry.

Enjoy the cringe.

Chicken
My chicken longs
For a pair of tongs

To pull it out of the pan.
If it were alive
It would strive
To get out of the pan if it could.
It would, if…
It had a head, some feathers, and a knife.
And I said to my chicken,
“Hey, get a life!”

Go to the John
Johnly Conley
Puddin’ and pie
Hung the wash
And now it’s dry.
Wish he still had both his eyes
Johnly Conley
Cannot cry.

Jason Valdez
You might believe this guy is great.
Totally wrong!
Can’t you hear?
Sleigh bells, jingle jangle!
Home again, jiggitty jig.
What to do?
Chaos?
Child’s play,
But what the hey!
Blasphemy!
Stale bread,
Random dread.
Why?
Because!
Jam on biscuits.
Huh?
Say that again, randomizer.
I wasn’t paying…
Attention.
Open up!
It’s Jason!

Jellyfish
Jelly, jelly, jelly…fish!
Looming through the deep
Glowing as it creeps.
Has no brain, no heart, no lungs
Last low tide on a rock it clung
Hung there for 2 minutes or 3
Released it’s suction, now it’s free.
Jelly, jelly, jelly…fish!
He will sting you if you wish.

Life
You shan’t be deceived by the dawn or the night,
Dream small and live large shall be of your might.
Take the sin from your mind and replace it with hope,
Give much of your laughter to repel hatred’s rope.
Hold your love dearly or it might slip away,
Like shepherds with sheep so they don’t go astray.
Live your life with a purpose and not an excuse,
Make sure that your hands get a lot of good use.
Live without judging, but have lots of bliss,
Don’t go off the path and be taken amiss.
Be prepared to find pain and not simply power,
Don’t just smell the roses, stop and kiss a flower.

When the Bulls Come Out
When the sun goes down and the bulls come out,
The moon does shine without a doubt.
All sheep walk on a moonlit path,
While parakeets take a moonlit bath.
The stubborn boar is in this, too,
He lives right by the rendezvous.
The mighty bear, the timid snake,
All come running to partake.
This joyous fest, one time a year,
Rises past the Troposphere.
The stars shine brightly down on them,
All is peaceful, no mayhem.
The from the distance comes a noise,
Which made all the animals poise.
Then out came man, oh yes indeed,
Riding on his noble steed.
He cleared out all the trees and grass,
All creatures did run, so now, alas,
The moon does shine without a doubt,
When the sun goes down and the bulls come out.

I TOLD YOU

MY BLOG TITLES SUCK

Do you want to know what my wonderful husband did for our anniversary? He wrote a bunch of things he loves about me or things he loves doing with me on these little strips of paper, then hid them all over the house for me to find. It was supposed to be a thing where I discover them slowly over time, but we both wanted me to find all of them as quickly as possible, haha, so that’s what I’ve been doing.

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I love this man so much, you have no idea.

Tunin’

So my new favorite thing now on YouTube is finding people who have transformed 90s and 00s songs into 80s songs.

Here are two fantastic ones:

 

That Lady Gaga one sounds so much better than the original (no offense, Gaga!).

AAAAAAAAAA

Hahaha, so I took a picture of Jazzy yawning and she yawned so big that it looks like her head is just a mouth.

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Fantastic.

Edit: YAWNING INTENSIFIES

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3,000 Miles

Yo dawgz, I just hit 3,000 miles for the year. To put that in perspective, it took me until November 1st last year to get to that distance.

So that’s cool.

What’s cooler is this badass little hideaway I found while out walking the other day. This is about as far west as you can go on my current walking route. How cool is it that Calgary is a city of 1.2+ million and you can still get views like this from within the city?

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The Hot n’ Heavy July List

It’s HOT
It’s HEAVY
It’s JULYYYYYYYYYYYY

(And I am incredibly sleep deprived, so welcome to the jungle)

  • Is this funny because it’s funny or is it funny because I’ve gotten a grand total of like 10 hours of sleep this month? WHO KNOWS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???????

  • I wonder if all my walking has deformed my feet. “Deformed” as in made them bigger, I guess. I don’t think I could wear some of my smaller non-Kinvara shoes anymore.
  • I put like a half a pound of pepper on my pasta/broccoli tonight and now my mouth is on fire. It’s…actually kind of a nice feeling.
  • I saw this for the first time like six years ago. It’s still one of the weirdest things on YouTube.

 

  • This month off from work has been fantastic (mainly ‘cause it’s given me a good chance to rack up walking miles), but I’m hoping that it’s really just going to be a month (or so) off from work and that they’ll actually need me to teach again in the fall. I don’t know yet. I really love teaching and I don’t think I’d enjoy a non-academia job. SUPER STRESSFUL
  • Leibniz is the man. This should be common knowledge by now, but it’s important to remind everyone of that fact every once and a while. Especially in July, the MONTH OF LEIBNIZ!


DONE!

Freaking YouTube

It is 3:00 in the morning.
I have to get ready for my walk in about an hour and a half.
So what am I doing?

Trying not to wake up Nate with my inane giggling at this damn HowToBasic video.

There’s so much butter. There are so many sprinkles. He’s so goddamn weird.

I need to sleep.

What Happens at Mile 30 Stays at Mile 30 (warning: gross feet pics)

Walking 30 miles takes quite a bit of time.

It also beats the hell out of my feet. Ready to see?

Gross callouses!

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My feet have the consistency of a pumice stone.

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I might lose my toenail.

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This is the bottom of my foot after walking in the rain for a few hours.

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Fun!

Sorry. I know it’s gross, but it’s what’s up with my life right now.

Yowza

I’m assuming this thing is creepy when you’re not sleep deprived, but it’s extra creepy when you are, lemme tell ya.

Oh my god, shoes.

I AM THE KINVARA QUEEN

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And this isn’t even all of them, holy hell. I have issues.

Idaho Towns Challenge

So the “Idaho” subreddit posted this picture the other day:

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Can you get them all?

Highlight the white text below to see the ones I could get without cheating.

  1. Banks
  2. Blackfoot
  3. Billings
  4. Castleford
  5. Eagle
  6. Ketchum
  7. McCall
  8. Mountain Home
  9. ?
  10. Picabo
  11. Filer
  12. Bruneau
  13. Pocatello
  14. Soda Springs
  15. ?
  16. Twin Falls
  17. Emmitt
  18. Moscow
  19. Idaho Falls
  20. Boise
  21. Bellevue
  22. Middleton
  23. Coeur d’ Alene
  24. Salmon

Born n’ Bred, Poop n’ Fire

SURVEY

1. My uncle once : could pass for Saddam Hussein. Like, he could have been a double.
2. Never in my life : have I been able to smell.
3. When I was seventeen : I was a fool because I had yet to realize that I could record every single day of my life in a blog. I was a lot of other things, too, but that was the main one.
4. High School was : okay. Not too bad, not too great.
5. I will never forget : the Alamo.
6. I once met :  uh…who have I met that’s famous? Daniel Orozco! Does he count? He taught one of my English classes.
7. There’s this girl I know who :  would eat straight mayo. Like, she’d put it in a baggie, cut one of the corners off, and pipe it into her mouth. Miss you, Amy!
8. Once, at a bar :  nothing happened. ‘Cause I’ve never been to a bar.
9. By noon, I’m usually : 85% to 90% of the way through a 30-mile walk.
10. Last night :  I didn’t really get much of a chance to sleep.
11. If only I had :  infinite time to walk. Think how far I could go!
12. Next time I go to gym/church :  won’t happen for some time, most likely. Church hasn’t happened since like 7th grade, and why would I want to be bored in a gym when I can walk outside?
13. Susan Boyle : has an awesome voice.
14. What worries me most :  currently? Not knowing if I’m going to get to teach again in the fall. No one has told me yet. It’s scary.
15. When I turn my head left, I see :  Nate’s desk, the kitchen, my backpack, my book/trinket shelf, Jazzy.
16. When I turn my head right, I see : the wall. THRILLING
17. You know I’m lying when :  I’m not sure. I don’t know what my tell is.
18. What I miss most about the eighties :  80s clothes were cool. I didn’t get to experience them personally (unless you count 80s baby clothes), but I like the style.
19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be :  I’d like to pretend I’d be someone cool, but I’d probably just be Tybalt or someone.
20. By this time next year :  I hope I have a teaching contract. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
21. A better name for me would be :  Claudia Marie Bitchin’ McGee. We’ve been over this before.
22. I have a hard time understanding : algebra. Basic freaking algebra. ‘Tis hard for me.
23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll : be the happiest person ever. School rocks. I miss it.
24. You know I like you if : I make really dumb jokes around you.
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be :  my mom.
26. When I compare 80’s rock to 90’s rock :  I don’t.
27. Take my advice, never :  try to walk with cardboard stilts. Hahaha, for some reason, that memory from high school just popped in my head and I remember how painful it was when one of the “stilts” collapsed and I was clinging to the top of a bathroom stall in order to not crash to the ground. High school was…interesting.
28. My ideal breakfast is :  nothing. Food is for midnight.
29. A song I love, but do not own is :  who knows? If I like a song, I get it somehow.
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest : not taking any day trips to Pullman. They will make you assimilate and become a Coug fan. They will make you a Coug. Then they’ll feed you to the football team. Go Cougs.
32. Why won’t people : LEARN SIDEWALK ETIQUETTE HOLY ASS GOBLINS IT’S NOT THAT HARD TO BE A COURTEOUS PEDESTRIAN
33. If you spend the night at my house :  be prepared for Jazzy to follow you into the bathroom any time you went in there.
34. I’d stop my wedding for :  NOOOOOOTHIIIIING! Since it already happened. But I would have stopped it had either of us expressed any doubt about getting married.
35. The world could do without :  me.
36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than :  eat a cockroach?
37. My favorite blonde is :  can I say Skwisgaar, even though he’s fictional? Skwisgaar is awesome.
38: Paper clips are more useful than : not…having…any paperclips?
39. If I do anything well, it’s :  fail.
40. And by the way : Leibniz rules.

H I L A R I T Y

So walking 30 miles takes me about 6.5 hours, right? During these 6.5 hours, I like to think.

Just think.

I think best while I’m out walking.

However, every once and a while, I’ll randomly think of some hilarious thing and just start laughing like an idiot while I’m walking.

Which I’m sure doesn’t make me look crazy at all.

Examples of such hilarious things?

There’s more, but these are the recent ones.

Canada + News = Crazy

Canada’s Global News: always entertaining.

I love how that artichoke dip thing from last Christmas had even more of an impact in the Calgary studio than the original clip showed.

Dear Merriam-Webster: A Suggestion

I submit a new word to you: Blistoe

Blistoe (\ ˈblis-tō \) – noun

Definitions:

  1. a toe that is upwards of 80% covered in blisters by area
  2. a toe so covered in blisters that it is no longer recognizable as an actual toe but instead appears like a giant blister leeching to the front part of a foot
  3. A nightmare-inducing monstrosity that the body should not be capable of producing but will do so under extreme stress

Uses in sentences:

“My 30-mile walks have given me two very painful and very frightening-looking blistoes.”

“OH GOD WHERE’S MY LITTLE TOE oh wait, it’s under that big blister. I guess it’s a blistoe now.”

“This blistoe looks like a tumor.”

“AAAAAAAAAAAH THE PAIN FUCK YOU BLISTOES!!!!”

Etc.

IIIIIIIIIIT’S SURVEY TIME

200: My celebrity crush’s name is: Leibniz. Yes, he’s a celebrity. Fight me.

199: I was born in: Moscow, Idaho. In a hospital.

198: I am really: quite a failure.

197: My cellphone company is: …what are they calling themselves now? Freedom? I think so.

196: My eye color is: Hazel, according to my driver’s license, but I think they’re more green.

195: My shoe size is: 8 in Kinvaras, 6-ish in every other shoe brand. Though maybe not anymore. Walking so much might have warped them forever.

194: My ring size is: hell if I know. Is “fat finger” a size?

193: My height is: S CR EW Y OU

192: I am allergic to: pineapple, an asthma medicine, and whatever the hell that tree was in our backyard up on Borah Ave.

191: My 1st car was: non-existent.

190: My 1st job was: Wendy’s. Not a bad job at all!

189: Last book you read: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh can’t remember. Sad, huh?

188: My bed is: pretty much 60% cat hair

187: My pet: is a JAZZY!

186: My best friend: does not exist. I don’t know if I’ve had an actual best friend since elementary school.

185: My favorite shampoo is: in a red bottle. Can’t remember it off the top of my head. Which is funny, ‘cause that’s where shampoo goes.

184: Xbox or ps3: Xbox.

183: Piggy banks are: a weird concept when you really think about it. Let’s feed this porcelain pig some metal and then SMASH IT TO GET THE METAL BACK

182: In my pockets: I DO NOT HAVE

181: On my calendar: cats

180: Marriage is: a wonderful thing if you’re with the right person.

179: Spongebob can: do a lot of things. Especially for a sponge.

178: My mom: is the best mom anyone could ever ask for.

177: The last three songs I bought were?  Whatever the last three days’ songs were. Too lazy to look.

176: Last YouTube video watched: the music video for The Royal Foundry’s Running Away.

175: How many cousins do you have? Fffffffffffive? I think?

174: Do you have any siblings? No, luckily.

173: Are your parents divorced? Yes.

172: Are you taller than your mom? I’m not taller than anyone.

171: Do you play an instrument?  I can play quite a few, yes.

170: What did you do yesterday? Walked. Hated myself. Tried not to die in the heat. The usual.

[ I Believe In ]

169: Love at first sight: I never really used to, but then NATE HAPPENED so now I do.

168: Luck: Yes.

167: Fate: Yes.

166: Yourself: HAH. No.

165: Aliens: Sure.

164: Heaven: Only if Leibniz is there.

163: Hell: Vancouver?

162: God: Nope.

161: Horoscopes: Horoscopes are fun, but I don’t really believe in them.

160: Soul mates: I never really used to, but then NATE HAPPENED so now I do.

156: Orbs: Orbs?

155: Magic: No.

[ This or That ]

154: Hugs or Kisses: Hugs.

153: Drunk or High: Ew, neither.

152: Phone or Online: ONLINE, PLEASE

151: Red heads or Black haired: Black.

150: Blondes or Brunettes: Blondes.

149: Hot or cold: Cold, though I hate both.

148: Summer or winter: Summer, bitches.

147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn.

146: Chocolate or vanilla: If it’s ice cream, vanilla. If it’s pretty much anything else, chocolate.

145: Night or Day: Day.

144: Oranges or Apples: Apples. Oranges are evil.

143: Curly or Straight hair: I’ve always liked straight hair, but that might just be envy.

142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonald’s.

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: White chocolate is creepy. Milk chocolate all the way.

140: Mac or PC: PC.

139: Flip flops or high heels: KINVARAS, YOU HEATHENS

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Like…physically ugly or personality ugly? If physical, then ugly and rich. I can’t get much uglier than I am right now, anyway. But if personality ugly, then sweet and poor.

137: Coke or Pepsi: KINVARAS, YOU HEATHENS

136: Hillary or Obama: Really?

135: Buried or cremated: Cremated and strewn about Leibniz’ gravesite. I’m not obsessed at all.

134: Singing or Dancing: Singing is wonderful.

133: Coach or Chanel: Don’t care.

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Who?

131: Small town or Big city: I love cities.

130: Wal-Mart or Target: Walmart, easy.

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Ben Stiller.

128: Manicure or Pedicure: I’ve never had either one.

127: East Coast or West Coast: West coast.

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas.

125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate!

124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney.

123: Yankees or Red Sox: METS

[ Here’s What I Think About ]

122: War: What is it good for?

121: George Bush: What is it good for?

120: Gay Marriage: A-okay.

119: The presidential election: The most recent one? Horrible. America, I am disappoint.

118: Abortion:  I am pro-choice.

117: MySpace: The original home of my blog!

116: Reality TV: Meh.

115: Parents: Mine are great!

113: Ebay: I used to be obsessed with eBay. Not so much anymore.

112: Facebook: A stalker’s best friend.

111: Work: I love teaching…let’s hope I get to do more of it.

110: My Neighbors: Are people I don’t know at all.

109: Gas Prices: I don’t pay much attention to them because 1) I don’t have a car and 2) prices are meaningless to me up here because they’re expressed in “Canadian metric dollars per beaver liter, eh?” or some other conversion that makes no sense to me.

108: Designer Clothes: Pretty and weird, but WAY too expensive.

107: College: Fun!

106: Sports: Baseball only!

105: My family: Yay!

104: The future: I’m nervous about a lot of it, but some of it I’m looking forward to.

[ Last time I ]

103: Hugged someone: Today!

102: Last time you ate: A night or so ago? The days all blend with this walking schedule, haha.

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: I saw my mom in May. I hadn’t seen her in a while.

100: Cried in front of someone: I was crying yesterday while I was walking. Not sure how many people saw/cared, though.

99: Went to a movie theater: Not too long ago.

98: Took a vacation: I’d say going back to Moscow was a vacation.

97: Swam in a pool: Loooooong time ago.

96: Changed a diaper: I’ve never changed a diaper and plan to never have to.

95: Got my nails done: Never.

94: Went to a wedding: Last July. It was my own!

93: Broke a bone: Never.

92: Got a piercing: 2008, getting my industrial.

91: Broke the law: I jaywalk like a madman.

90: Texted: Today.

[ MISC ]

89: Who makes you laugh the most: My mom’s pretty funny.

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: Nate. Jazzy. Calgary.

87: The last movie I saw: Hahaha can’t remember.

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Seeing my mom in August!

85: The thing im not looking forward to: Pretty much everything else.

84: People call me: FART CANNON

83: The most difficult thing to do is: Trust the drivers around here. How many times have I almost gotten hit by a car while walking? Too many. Too many times.

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Never.

81: My zodiac sign is: Aquarius.

80: The first person i talked to today was: Nate.

79: First time you had a crush: Fifth grade, though that whole thing was more than a crush.

76: Right now I am talking to: No one. It’s 4 AM.

75: What are you going to do when you grow up: I AM grown up! I teach stats. Or I did. I hope I still do.

74: I have/will get a job: I have a job. Or I did. I hope I still do.

73: Tomorrow: Is TIME FOR MOAR WALKING

72: Today: Was a day off from walking. 30 miles a day is hard, yo.

71: Next Summer: Will hopefully be similar to this summer. Wonderful job for the first half, walking ALL THE TIME for the second half.

70: Next Weekend: Is for walking.

69: I have these pets: A Jazzy.

68: The worst sound in the world: Babies/kids crying. I know that sound is supposed to be irritating to make a parent tend to the kid, but no. No. Throw me in the ocean.

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Me. I’m a worthless bag of terribleness.

66: People that make you happy: Nate, my mom, my old band friends, my old roommates.

65: Last time I cried: Yesterday.

64: My friends are: Few and far between.

63: My computer is: My bro.

62: My School: I don’t go to school anymore, but I work at one!

61: My Car: No car for me.

60: I lose all respect for people who: Are mean/abusive to cats. Go fly into the sun.

59: The last movie I cried at was: Sunshine? Sunshine hurts my soul in the best way.

58: Your hair color is: Black.

57: TV shows you watch: Nothing consistently. I will binge watch Metalocalypse on my computer every once and a while, though.

56: Favorite web site: Certainly not that garbage blog, Eigenblogger! Who is the loser that runs that thing, anyway?

55: Your dream vacation: The Leibniz museum in Hanover. You could not get me to leave.

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: Appendicitis was pretty painful.

53: How do you like your steak cooked: Well done. Fight me, it’s a legit way to cook it. I’d rather not be eating blood, thanks.

52: My room is: Okay.

51: My favorite celebrity is: IT’S STILL LEIBNIZ!

50: Where would you like to be: Walking, haha.

49: Do you want children: GOD NO

48: Ever been in love: I’m in love right now!

47: Who’s your best friend: I don’t have one.

46: More guy friends or girl friends: Probably guy friends, though I don’t have many friends at all right now.

45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Walking!

44: One person that you wish you could see right now: My mom.

43: Do you have a 5 year plan: It’s hard to have a 5-year plan when your job is currently semester-to-semester, though I’d like to think that will change sometime soon.

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: I did once. I have no idea what was on it now.

41: Have you pre-named your children: You mean the children that will never, ever be brought into existence? Yes. And part of the reason why I shouldn’t have children is because of the ridiculous names I’d give them.

40: Last person I got mad at: Myself.

39: I would like to move to: Bah. I wanna stay in Calgary.

38: I wish I was a professional: Leibniz researcher. That’s probably the only thing better than being a stats instructor for me.

[ My Favorites ]

37: Candy: Peanut M&Ms. Not even a contest.

36: Vehicle: Those Jeeps with the plastic backs.

35: President: MILLARD FILLMORE

34: State visited: California’s cool if you go to the right places (read: anywhere but San Francisco)

33: Cellphone provider: Meh.

32: Athlete: I don’t know if I have one. Evgeni Plushenko is a badass.

31: Actor: Tom Hanks?

30: Actress: I’m not sure. I always thought Michelle Trachtenberg was very cool and pretty.

29: Singer: I’m not sure.

28: Band: Probably Coldplay.

27: Clothing store: Does Goodwill count?

26: Grocery store: CANADIAN SUPERSTORE

25: TV show: Metalocalypse. I will always love Metalocalypse.

24: Movie: Sunshine.

23: Website: Wasn’t this already a question?

22: Animal: Cat.

21: Theme park: Is Silverwood a theme park?

20: Holiday: The most important holiday of all: Groundhog’s Day.

19: Sport to watch: Baseball.

18: Sport to play: I haven’t played sports in a long time.

17: Magazine: I used to read Time.

16: Book: The Caine Mutiny.

15: Day of the week: I like Tuesdays. I have no idea why.

14: Beach: Don’t have one.

13: Concert attended: The only one I’ve been to is OK Go, so…OK Go.

12: Thing to cook: My broccoli and penne thing I’ve been making for dinner since 2010.

11: Food: Anything plain.

10: Restaurant: Either Cougar Country or Mongolian BBQ.

9: Radio station: I always liked 106.3 in Moscow.

8: Yankee candle scent: Hah.

7: Perfume: HAH.

6: Flower: Sunflower? I dunno.

5: Color: Orange.

4: Talk show host: No idea.

3: Comedian: Brian Regan!

2: Dog breed: I’ve always liked golden retrievers.

1: did you answer all these truthfully ? WHO KNOWS?!?!?!

I am Walking Georg

Canadians, y’all need to get up off your butts.

I’m actually surprised the average daily step total was as high as 5,000 across the different countries, but that surprise might just be a product of the fact that I’ve just lived in the US and Canada, two of the “lower than average” step total countries.

There are flaws with the study, of course, in that it was a voluntary survey and relied on smartphone tracking rather than anything more controlled (and omitting any walking done when people weren’t carrying their smartphones), but still.

But I should shut up anyway; I’m an outlier.

YAY I DID IT

Did what? My 50-mile walk, that’s what! It took me 10:16 straight hours of walking, but it’s done.

07-12-2017

Oh, and I totally didn’t go this route that I’d planned a while back. I just walked up and down the river path, up and down 17th, and then back home along 16th. Lots of back and forth. But it was better that way.

This was a pretty big deal for me. I wanted to prove to myself that I could walk 50 miles in a day, and I can.

Coolio.

STUPID FREAKING SUMMER RAIN, MAN

I grew up in Moscow, where summers are dry. I don’t like this wet summer nonsense.

Like…it’s not as if I haven’t walked in the rain before. It sucks but it’s manageable. But it was seriously raining this morning, so I took the day off.

Which I shouldn’t have, because the rain cleared up around 1 PM.

But leaving for a 30-mile walk at 1 PM means that I wouldn’t be home until like 7 PM at the earliest.

Which I didn’t want to do.

So BLAH.

Sorry, I’m in a bad mood.

This is my life now

My existence right now:

  • 5:00 AM: get up, get dressed, and head out for a 30-mile walk
  • 9:00 AM: stop in the bathroom by the walking path to put on sunscreen, since the sun is finally high enough in the sky to burn me
  • 11:30 AM: walk done! Arrive at Westbrook Mall. Shop if necessary
  • 12:00 PM: Catch the bus back home
  • 12:30 PM: Crash on the bed with Jazzy for a few hours
  • 3:00 PM – 12:00 AM: Do non-walking stuff
  • 12:30 AM: Make dinner (sometimes)
  • 3:00 AM: Crash on the couch for a few hours before getting up to walk

Rinse, repeat.

It’s actually kind of fun. I’m pretty proud of the fact that I can walk 30 miles a day.

TOO BEAUTIFUL

Everyone knows that O Magnum Mysterium is one of my favorite songs, right? Well, have a ridiculously good rendition of it:

Those boys (and adults) are phenomenal singers.

Watching/listening to this makes me want to go back to church. But then I remember that no church I have ever gone to looks/sounds like this. Plus, after the singing, you get church. So.

Sinister 7

WOAH WHAT IS THIS

For anyone who doesn’t want to click on the link (for whatever the hell reason?), the Sinister 7 is a 100-mile race through the Rocky Mountains in Alberta. There are seven sections/stages and you get 30 hours to complete it.

I wonder if I could walk that far in 30 hours. Or more specifically, I wonder if I could walk that far on uneven, rough terrain in 30 hours.

It’s an interesting idea. MAYBE I’LL TRY IT NEXT YEAR WHY NOT

PSA:

Don’t ever let your lips get sunburned. It is a very unpleasant experience.

Sunburns in general are unpleasant, of course, but sunburnt lips are a bit of a different story. They feel like they’re just chapped, but lip balm/Chapstick/Vaseline does not help with the feeling. They still feel super chapped and dry.

Also, if they’re sunburnt badly enough, they start to flake and peel, which is not only super unattractive but super painful.

So yeah. Put on lip balm with some SPF before doing outdoor nonsense (such as walking in the sun for six hours).