“I’m sorry, I thought you was corn.”

After a conversation with Maggie yesterday night, I remembered that Claude had a MySpace that’s about a year old now. However, god knows what the login info is, so a new one was created.

He needs friends! He also wants to make it to Pride in August, so hopefully that will happen.

And here is some more fun.

Also, I feel ridiculously hot (temperature-wise, not attractive-wise) today, but apparently my temperature is about 95-ish. Weird.

Today’s song: Right Here, Right Now (radio edit) by BWO feat. Velvet

Hello Universe!

My name is Claudia, and I’m obscenely horny today.

It’s actually kind of frightening.

I spent the afternoon doing regression and then writing smut that only I would enjoy. And then I daydreamt about all the stuff that’s too disturbing to even reach the “smut” level that goes on in my head. I have issues.

And UBC needs to have a shirtless day, for students and professors. Hell, there’s a nude beach steps from the campus…we can at least have a shirtless day.

Also:

I honestly don’t think it’s possible to make a bad remix or cover of this song. That violin is fucking fantastic.

Also also:

I’m pissed off at both iTunes and Paypal. Why do they make it so difficult to change bank accounts/use a different country’s iTunes store? I had this whole huge rant planned out for this, but I’m really too horny to think about anything aside from how horny I am.

Blah.

Today’s song: Sleepyhead, Passion Pit’s song covered by Run Toto Run

 

I am enlightened, for I have dreamt of Lady Gaga

Seriously. Weirdest, most vivid dream I’ve had in awhile: I’m in this big theatre thing downtown with the intention of going to a Muse concert. However, the tickets are $300 or something, so I’m standing around debating whether or not to do it. I leave the main part of the theatre and go out into the front atrium, where there are a bunch of these video screens.

I stand in the corner watching one of the screens when all of a sudden Lady Gaga walks in with all these bodyguard guys. She books it over to me and hands me two key rings FULL of keys, saying, “these are keys to boats, houses, and cars. I’ll give you all of these if you give me the rights to your MySpace song.” Apparently, in the dream, I had written my MySpace song, and she wanted it badly. So I was all, “okay, cool!” Then she and I got in a limo and went to god knows where and she showed me some of her moves.

Then we went back to her place and I slept on her couch, amidst all of her panties. All I can remember from this part is that I was ridiculously happy, and I wanted to try on her shorts. Ga-ga, ooh-la-la, indeed.

Yeah. I know. What the hell is going on in my subconscious.

Anyway.

Today was “let’s defer our panic over finals with some sushi” day with the psych buddies. Everyone was going back to campus for some theatre thing afterwards, but I just wanted to go home, so I went the opposite way. I was standing at the bus stop waiting for #33 and some dude came and stood beside me. After about five minutes, I saw him look down at my pants and go: “Wow, those are lime green fleece pants!”

No kidding. I’m not colorblind.

Then: “You have more courage than I do to wear those!”

And what’s that supposed to mean, random stranger whom I’ve never before met?

It’s not courage. It’s style. MY style. If I were deliberately trying to make some sort of statement against the norm with my awesome pants, yeah, sure, I’m sure there would be some element of courage involved, but I’m not. Stop insinuating that not wearing the same style as everyone else implies I have courage. I don’t call the majority of Vancouverites cowards because they all wear the same goddamn jacket (seriously, there’s like one style of jacket up here).

I like lime green. I had the volition sometime a few years ago to make some lime green pants. And so I did. Big deal, end of story. Holy crap, you mean you wear it ‘cause you like it? Bingo, Sherlock.

I like color, thus I wear a lot of it. You probably like denim, ‘cause you were wearing way more of it than I thought was humanly possible. Was I about to say this to you? No, because you seemed quite comfortable in your style and I didn’t want to screw with your self-image by telling you that you looked like you fell out of a Levi’s shipment truck.

Can we leave each others’ fashions alone? As long as we’re not exposing obscene amounts of butt/boobs/privates, I don’t see what the problem is.

Today’s song: Launch from the soundtrack to Armageddon

Huh…wouldn’t have guess this

StumbleUpon brought me to Wikipedia’s page on the “Latin honors” for college degrees. Not only did I find out Australia has two different levels of failure (off the “grade” page…and here I must interject: “WTF, mate?”), but the “see also” section also provided me with this.

I found this rather interesting, considering that for the majority of colleges, the U of I’s cutoff points for summa/magna/cum laude are higher than all of these listed. Maybe ‘cause UI is such a small school (SMALL SAMPLE SIZE = RANGE RESTRICTION) they felt the need to have such high cutoff points…who knows.

Haha, sorry, I like this kind of stuff. Had they provided more colleges, I would have made some sort of map to see how the different regions of the US compared in honors cutoffs. Bah.

Also this, ‘cause I found it freakishly funny (and interesting), especially since they were all cracking up the entire time:

Today’s song: Echo by Girls Can’t Catch

If a blog falls in the forest…

Why in the hell did they call it Kryptonite? I mean, I know it supposedly has no relation to the element Krypton, but really? If you’re going to rip off a noble gas, Argonite sounds a lot cooler. Or Radonite, since, well, it’s radioactive.

And Neonite sounds like a Pokemon or something.

He evolves into an “OPEN” sign.

Urge to create Pokemon cards for all the elements now = high.

Today’s song: Welcome Home by Radical Face (freaking beautiful song, check it out)

CRAIGSLIST YOU ARE MY ONLY COMPANION MAKE HOT SWEET LOVE TO ME YOUR PIC GETS MINE – 22 F

Haha, sorry.

I think I accidentally took some sort of “anti-screw around” drug or something this morning, ‘cause I got a lot of crap done today.

In fact, now that I think about it, today was the least “bad” day I’ve had in a long, long time (up here, that is, I don’t count when I went back to the States for cats/friends/orgies). I actually got that stupid R code to converge this afternoon (so TAKE THAT!), subsequently made pretty graphs, worked on Measurement homework, emailed back the obnoxious Infancy students, and worked on my final project.

I’m also excited ‘cause I get to make a PowerPoint presentation.

I fucking love PowerPoint.

Today’s song: Up by The Saturdays

More drivel

http://ladyleibniz.deviantart.com/art/Gaga-esque-159806007
http://ladyleibniz.deviantart.com/art/Infectious-159806771

Long weekend = more drawing time.

Plus, a survey!

SECTION 1: About me…
Known as: Claudia, Claude, Claudsie, Claudja
Lives in: the hellhole that is Vancouver
First breath: February 2, 1988
School: University of British Columbia
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Hazel
Style: Colors!
Fears: Failure

SECTION 2: Have you ever…
Cheated on someone? Once
Been Cheated on? Probably
Fallen off the bed? Um…yeah
Broken someone`s heart? Maybe?
Had your heart broken? I thought so, but not really
Had a dream come true? Yeah
Done something you regret? Pfft, do you know me?
Cheated on a test? Never

SECTION 3: Currently…
Wearing? Tank top, pajama pants, underthingies
Listening to? It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Located? My chair in my apartment
Chatting with? No one
Watching? The TV
Should REALLY be doing? Exactly what I’m doing right now. I have my schedules.

SECTION 4: Do you…
Brush your teeth? Duh
Drink? I think I’ve drank twice before
Smoke? Nope
Got a pager? That would be wicked

SECTION 5: Friends…
Who is your best? Sean, Nick, Matt, Maggie
Who do you hate? No one
Who is the shyest? Probably Aneel, still
Who is the most talkative? Nick
Who is the cutest? Sean
Who laughs the most? Nick
Who have you known the longest? Aneel, technically
Who have you known the shortest? Kate?
Who do you miss the most? Everyone back in Moscow
Who do you go to with personal problems? No one
Do you hang out with the opposite sex? Not too many of them around the Psych department up here…but Ben’s cool
Do you trust your friends? Some of them
Can you keep a secret? Sure

SECTION 6: The last person you…
Hugged? Matt
Kissed? Haha, I’m a whore
IMed? Sean?
Talked on the phone? My mom
Yelled at? My reflection
Fell in love with?  

SECTION 7: Personal…
What do you want to be when you grow up? Statistician!!
What has been the best day of your life? December 22, 2008 and July 25, 2009, for two very different reasons
What comes first in your life? Statistics, haha
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? I have something, but I certainly wouldn’t qualify it as any of the above
What do you usually think about before you go to bed? All the stuff I have to do tomorrow
How many times have you fallen in love? Once
Love your family? Most of it
Love your friends? Sure

SECTION 8: Favorite…
Movie: Apollo 13 is still freaking great
Store: Goodwill!
Relative: All my relatives are insane
Name for a Girl: Becky, I’ve always liked that name
Name for a Boy: Isaac

SECTION 9: What do you think about…
Abortion: I’m pro choice
Smoking: Meh
Summer: No rain!
Love: I miss loving someone!

 

Today’s song: Downtown Boys by Infernal


I used up all my colored pencils.

Like, literally…they’re unusable at their current length. All of them. Must buy more tomorrow. IN THE MEANTIME:

It’s a banana!

Yeah. Made in Flash. YES, I know it sucks, it’s the first time I’ve actually tried to “draw” digitally. The stick figures that appear in my animations do not count for obvious reasons, haha.

BLAH.

Today’s song: Une Chanson Pour Tout Dire by Eli et Papillon

It’s time for your daily Claudia rambling! Put on your blog bonnets!

I haven’t given you guys a good old-fashioned rant in awhile, save the one on TA-ing a few days ago and the several on how much grad school is a waste of time. However, those don’t really count, since they actually got my blood pressure up to the point where I could feel my heartbeat in my eye. My usual blog rants are mainly about things that just don’t matter at all, but about which I feel like complaining; thus, they are semi-entertaining (at least, I like to pretend they are).

So tonight I give you a good old-fashioned Claudia rant, ‘cause it’s been a while. And because light-hearted ranting is good for the soul.

Today’s example: Facebook. As I think I’ve mentioned before, I’m kind of jaded with Facebook, and here are a couple of reasons why:

1. The layout(s).
Pick one! Freaking hell! What is it about trying to stay “modern” that makes websites/programs/everything want to change their layouts? Office 2007 did it and it was a disaster. Facebook decides to do it like every other week. Now YouTube did it, too, and it looks like crap. When Google eventually decides to change their homepage, I’m going to start shooting people.

2. The fact that they don’t capitalize “Facebook.”
I know, MySpace does this too, but for some reason that lowercase “f” really bothers me. You are a proper noun. Give yourself the respect you think others think you should deserve.

3. Poking.
Why?

4. The applications.
There are two types of people in Facebook land: those who subscribe to (or play/join/what the hell ever) 50 or so applications, and those who just absolutely hate them. Yes, I’m fully aware you can hide application notices. I’m also fully aware that the point of Facebook was so that you wouldn’t have to put up with hiding application notices you got on MySpace.

5. The people who update their status 5+ times per day.
“_______ just woke up!” “________ had a bagel!” “_________ exists!” “________ needs a self-esteem boost, and therefore is posting another status update to get noticed!” Really? That’s what Twitter is for.

6. The people who basically use their profile as a showcase for their baby.
I have a friend on there who has 16 albums dedicated to their kid, each with about 30 pictures. They also fall into annoyance sector #5, except 90% of their status updates are about…guess what? “________’s baby is teething! ________’s nipples hurt!”

7. The ability for everyone to make fan pages of just about every stupid occurrence, enjoyment, or annoyance in human history.
These include pages about how much “the little triangle that the windshield wipers never get” plagues people in their sleep, how amazing sex is, redoing high fives if they’re not good enough the first time, using cellphones as flashlights, etc., etc., you get the idea. I get it, you’re a fan of the little things in life. Do you have to let the world know? Joining the group was one thing, but now you must jump on the bandwagon of becoming a fan of something just because you’ve laughed at the occurrence once in your life? Is this really a productive way for the human race to spend its time?

So…Facebook has slowly developed to include and/or involve: inability to commit, poor capitalization habits, promotion of poking people, tons of time-wasting stuff that clogs up your life, egomaniacs, and promoting stupidity via mass-promotion of fads.

Hm.
Sounds like high school.

Freaking hell, people.

Today’s song: Viva la Love Story by Jon Schmidt

Blog 1,434: yeah, best New Year’s resolution EVER.

This “new song a day” thing is really probably the best resolution I’ve ever made. Why? Because when you actively seek out a new song everyday, you’re bound to stumble across awesome stuff like this:

When they drop into Viva La Vida at 3:44, I think my heart stopped. The subsequent singing didn’t help.

Oh, and here’s something to satisfy everyone’s English geekery:

Yay.

Edit: and you know what song sounds freakishly cool played backwards? Cut Copy’s Lights and Music. Just FYI.

Today’s song: Rain by Mika (yeah, I had to)

Do hyperparameters have ADHD?

WOAH my mind went to strange and bad places last night while I was trying to sleep. Car crashes, dying cats, being locked in my dad’s basement with Sean, Aaron and Megan and trying frantically to get us all out, fractals, panic attacks, being late, Vaio II in peril…

It was really, really strange. At least I didn’t wake up on the kitchen floor like I did a week or so ago. And at least there were no fruit suits. Nothing will EVER be weirder than the fruit suit dream.

Anyway.

I was going to day-trip to Wal-Mart today, but when I looked outside and notice that it was like a freaking hurricane out there, I stayed in and played Half-Life. And drew. And updated my CV.

Also, I’m just not feeling Script Frenzy. My creative muse is like, “it’s drawin’ time, bitch!” and I’m all, “yes, sir!” (my creative muse is a man). I’m super stressed out about school, and usually when I’m stressed, I automatically revert to drawing versus writing. Writing is more for happy/sad/angry/horny/whatever the hell other moods I experience.

I also think I’m all dialogued out from Prime, haha.

Where was I going with this?

Oh yeah. I may or may not crap out 100 pages, time will tell. Not digging my script idea, but I wasn’t digging Prime in the beginning, either.

Also, Maggie has me on a Mika kick, THANKS A LOT, MAGGIE, JEEZ.

Today’s song: Love Today by Mika

The Brave Little Blogger Goes for the 4 Year Mark

Next month at this time, I shall have passed the “I’ve been blogging for four years” mark. A stupid celebration of my lack of a life is being planned.

In other news, four day weekend, bitches! Thank you, Christianity.

ALSO: the very brief conversation with Maggie regarding Mika’s “Rain” music video (congrats, by the way ) got me thinking about the strange/cool/WTF music videos I’ve seen in my quest for a new song every day (and, of course, in years previous). You know this means you have to put up with another list (don’t worry, no repeats of past MVs I’ve posted):

  • Sebastien Tellier’s Look: probably the smoothest, most chill music video I’ve seen. Nothing like staring at a lady’s backside for four minutes.
  • Air’s Sing Sang Sung: nice flow, plus COLORS!
  • Mika’s Relax (Take it Easy): again, COLORS!
  • Queen’s Who Wants to Live Forever: because it’s Queen and this song is insanely awesome.
  • Gigi D’agostino’s The Riddle: I have no idea if I’ve ever linked to this one before, but it’s cool enough to be a repost if I happened to have done so. Jacob gets like 6 million brownie points for introducing me to this song/video.
  • The Rain’s Symmetry: lack of drumsticks and wet Germans. Why? Who the hell knows. Maybe ‘cause they’re The Rain?

Yeah.

 

Today’s song: Ariel by Dean Friedman

 

Passions to passions, lust to lust

Dear March: please don’t return again for another 12 months. You suck. Thanks.

Another good thing about the last day of March: MUSIC REVIEW!!! ¼ of the way through the year!

Breakdown of the genres:

Mean song length: 3:42

The five-stars:
That Beep by Architecture in Helsinki
Blow Up by Gooseflesh

Thank god it’s April.

Today’s song: Hant by Slagsmalsklubben (gotta love the Swedes)

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“Do you make it to New Orleans?” “O-cajun-ally!”

This has been done for a few days, but I only got access to a scanner this afternoon.

Making Matt not look like an old man with the way his glasses were casting a shadow across his face = hard. This proved to me that I need to practice drawing non-LSD-type stuff. This is also the smallest drawing I’ve done in awhile (it’s about ¼ the size I usually do).

Anyway, I hope you like it, Matt! I’ve always been very bad at drawing lips, so I especially apologize for that part, haha.

Yay for drawing.

Today’s song: Sponsored by Destiny by Slagsmalsklubben

Good lord, March, are you over yet?

1.      The old video I found of my roomies and I playing Rock Band cheered me up immensely.
2.      I’m tired of living in basements/ground floor apartments.
3.      I finally kind of sort of like my hair.
4.      I must again reassert how awesome Sleepyhead is.
5.      LONELY LONELY LONELY LONELY.
6.      I spent twelve hours yesterday doing the only thing I can do for twelve hours straight.
7.      I’m realizing I lack the courage to give up.
8.      Fallout 3 has saved my sanity on multiple occasions.
9.      Regression makes me happy.
10.  Eleven is my favorite number.
11.  I miss my drums.
12.  I miss being amused by Sean’s constant need to acquire more musical instruments.
13.  I miss Sean.
14.  Quite often I forget I already have a college education.
15.  Quite often I forget that I’m not in the States anymore.
16.  Jason Mraz bothers me.
17.  Carmex is addictive.
18.  The only synesthesia-esque experience I ever have is seeing classes in color. I know that’s entirely strange, but it’s true. For example, Regression is red, ANOVA is blue, Measurement is white, Ralph’s Intro Stats was purple, as was Statistical Computing. Hence my obsessive matching of notebook color to specific classes.
19.  I want some more Red Bull, because drinking something out of a can makes me feel manly.
20.  My landlady needs to shut up.
21.  I’m ridiculously excited for differential calculus this summer.
22.  I almost answered a Craigslist personal the other night.
23.  Rock Band parties…how I miss them.
24.  Screw you, March.
25.  Up here, grades = marks, grading papers = marking papers, proctoring = invigilating, taking a test = writing an exam, being smart = being a keener, and my sanity = nonexistent.
26.  My drawing skills are laughably bad.
27.  I don’t do well with change.
28.  Vancouver needs more chubby guys.
29.  I want a car.
30.  I’ve always wanted to get involved in professional wine-tasting, but I think my lack of olfaction would cause me to be horrible at it.
31.  I am incapable of having a healthy relationship with anything, be it a person, object, idea, or emotion.
32.  I don’t like painting my nails any color other than black. In fact, I prefer black over not having my nails painted at all. If it’s good enough for Nathan Explosion, it’s good enough for me.
33.  I’ve been told like ten times up here that I don’t look like a quantitative/stats student, I look more like an art student. I’m not quite sure whether to take that as an insult or a compliment.
34.  A large reason for downloading a new song for every day of 2010 is so I have a nice new dataset to analyze come 2011.
35.  My education is a veritable grab-bag of “I don’t know what I want to do with my life…OH WAIT YES I DO…oh wait, no I don’t.”
36.  Thinking about the U of I Honors Program fills me with RAAAAAAGE!
37.  The only reason I’m not on the 4.0 plaque is because AP credits count as “transfer credits,” apparently, and thus I am disqualified. What kind of bullshit is that? I earned that 4.0 with every ounce of my being.
38.  e is way too underappreciated…I guess it’s just outshined by pi.
39.  Just because I’m in Quantitative Psych doesn’t mean I can do basic math in my head, so stop assuming I can.
40.  I’ve always wanted to know if having that “u” in words like “colour” and “favour” causes there to be more u’s than other vowels in British English, or if American English is deficient in u’s, or if it doesn’t make that much of a difference because there aren’t that many words that are different between the two versions.
41.  If spooning is pressing one lover’s front against the back of the other lover, and forking is sex, is sporking butt sex?
42.  Facebook has pretty much lost all of its appeal, mainly due to the apps and the fact that they can’t seem to stay in a relationship with a single layout for more than a month.
43.  I miss the insanity that was taking 22-25 credits per semester.
44.  Grounded for Life was an excellent show.
45.  Muse, man. They get better the more you listen to them.
46.  Jeremy is the third best professor I’ve had, and the best stats professor I’ve had.
47.  I just noticed that the two songs I have named “Symmetry” are right next to each other in play count.
48.  I miss Art Camp.
49.  I miss screwing around with clay entirely.
50.  It’s 11 at night, but I’m still going to sing Don’t Stop Believin’ as loud as a freaking want to.
51.  This list is pointless.

Today’s song: Undisclosed Desires by Muse

She Deafened Me with Pseudoscience!

I’m starting to loathe Saturday nights. And I was actually going to post yesterday’s blog, you know, yesterday, but MySpace was being dumb.

Either way, our little “group” went to Kharah’s last night and played a bunch of games (and made a lot of stupid jokes) and shared a bunch of cheese. Welcome to grad school.

Haha, and Michael and I got into an argument over who invented calculus, it was pretty freaking awesome. How come the only cute, pudgy blonde guy I’ve met up here is a proponent of Newton?

Guess you can’t win them all.

And I think I found my Script Frenzy plot.

AND I finished the drawing of Matt. Matt, do you mind if I post it to my DeviantArt page? That way you can actually see it, haha. I can leave your name off of it if you’d prefer.

AND AND this.

Today’s song: You Belong by Northern Kind

Multicollinearity: The Silent Killer

Warning: this whole blog is like a stats orgy for me, but if you’re not into that, feel free to skip.

OKAY, so…last week for my Measurement homework, we were told to analyze data taken from the VANCOUVER 2010 OLYMPIC MALE FIGURE SKATING JUDGING!!!! Yeah, I was super happy.

Anyway, so since the only thing we really looked at was reliability between the judges and the components, I decided to screw around with it more this afternoon. Very quickly, my little fun turned into an exercise of how multicollinearity can destroy an analysis.

First, a brief explanation of the data (which can be found RIGHT HERE). The dataset contains vectors of the skaters’ names, the country they’re from, the total Technical score (which is made up of the scores the skaters earned on jumps), the total Component score, and the five subscales of the Component score (Skating Skills, Transitions, Performance/Execution, Choreography, and Interpretation).

So the first thing I did was find out the correlations between the five subscales. The way the data were initially presented gave the subscale scores broken up by the nine judges (so 45 columns), but since the reliability of the judges was so high, I felt it appropriate to collapse the judges’ ratings into the average judge scores for each subscale. So here’s the correlation matrix:

From this, it’s pretty apparent how related these subscales are.

AND NOW THE REGRESSION!

Here I’m predicting the total Composite score from the five subscales. Intuitively, these subscale coefficients should all be significant, right? Since the Composite score is, you know, entirely dependent on all of them.

Well, if we try this out, we get no significance at the .05 level FOR ALL SUBSCALES.

That’s right, the very variables that CREATE the Composite score don’t explain ANY significant amount of variance in it!

But why, you ask? (And I know you’re asking it!)

MULTICOLLINEARITY!

Regression coefficients are numbers that explain the change in the dependent variable for every unit change in the corresponding independent variable. For example, if the regression coefficient for Skating Skills was 3.52, then we would expect that for every unit change in Skating Skills, the Composite score would increase 3.52 units. Well, how are regression coefficients interpreted? As the amount of change in the dependent variable that can be explained by a single independent variable while holding the other variables constant.

That last part is the most important, and requires a picture.

In the first case, if I’m going to predict a variable using X1, the variance that overlaps with X2 (the orange part) will be partialled out when creating the regression coefficient, since X2 is being held constant. However, since the variables aren’t very correlated, there is still a lot of “influence” (the yellow area, independent of X2) that X1 can have on the predictor variable when X2 is held constant.

However, in the second case, the overlapping orange part is huge, leaving only a small sliver of yellow. In other words, when two predictor variables are highly correlated, partialling the second variable (X2) out in order to create the unique predictive power of the first variable (X1) practically removes the entirety of X1, leaving very little influence left over, so even if X1 were highly predictive of the dependent variable, it most likely would not have a significant regression coefficient.

Here’s a picture using the five subscales as the independent variables.

The entire gray area is the amount of the explained variance that gets “covered up” due to the variables all being highly correlated. The colored components are the amount of each independent variable that actually gets to be examined per each regression coefficient. This lack of variance exhibited by each of these little slivers basically causes the independent variables to look insignificant in the amount of variance they explain in the dependent variable.

Another good test for multicollinearity issues is the tolerance. The multiple R2 (in this case, .9926) is the amount of variance in the Composite score that all these variables together predict. Tolerance is 1 – R2, and is 0.0074 in this case. Any tolerance lower than 0.20 is usually an indicator of multicollinearity.

So yeah. How cool is that?

When I do the regression for each subscale predicting the Component score individually, they’re all highly significant (p < 0.001).

MULTICOLLINEARITY DESTROYS REGRESSION ANALYSES!

Yeah.

This made me really happy.

And yes, this was, in my opinion, and excellent use of the afternoon.

Today’s song: Red Alert by Basement Jaxx

Gordon Freeman: A Case Study

So I spent the better part of this afternoon searching the MIT class listings, and nowhere could I find a class in which one is taught how to wield a crowbar. I guess Gordon took that as a correspondence class at Harvard or something.

CWBR 101: Research Facility Disaster Training
CWBR 101 Lab: Headcrab Defense Theory
Prerequisites: a PhD in Theoretical Physics

Also, how the hell do you get a PhD in Theoretical Physics by age 27? EXPLAIN THAT, GORDON!

I always used to hate how all the other scientists treated him like crap until the resonance cascade. I guess they’re pissed that they’re all geezers and he’s 27. I bet he had some rivalries going down, too.

Old Scientist Ted: Oh man, I’m totally going for that Anomalous Materials Lab assistant position.
Old Scientist Gary: Go for it, dude!
Old Scientist Ted: I can push that non-standard specimen SO PRECISELY…I’ve been practicing!
Old Scientist Gary: You’re totally going to get that position!
Gordon: Hey Ted, Gary. There’s this thing going down at the Anomalous Materials Lab and I guess they want me to assist with some non-standard specimen or something. Pretty cool, huh?
Old Scientist Ted: …I will destroy you, Gordon Freeman.

Also, this description of him from his Wiki page is freaking fantastic:

“Gordon is a native of Seattle who exhibited an early interest in theoretical physics, especially quantum mechanics and the theory of general relativity. His childhood heroes were Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, and Richard Feynman. After observing a series of teleportation experiments conducted by the Institute for Experimental Physics in Innsbruck, Austria, the transmission of matter became Gordon’s obsession. Gordon has no known dependents. He graduated from MIT with a Ph.D. degree in Theoretical Physics. His doctoral thesis on the teleportation of matter through extremely dense elements was titled Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Supraquantum Structures by Induction Through Nonlinear Transuranic Crystal of Extremely Long Wavelength (ELW) Pulse from Mode-Locked Source Array.”

I’m half-tempted to edit with this addition: “At an early age, Gordon exhibited several violent tendencies, with one instance involving a crowbar and his father’s pet crab standing out above all others.  Had his father not overlooked this incident, passing it off as mere childhood buffoonery, Freeman may not have retained the crowbar-wielding, crab-like-creature-killing skills that helped save the universe from Xen following the resonance cascade at Black Mesa.”

Also: holy crap, Half-Life is twelve years old now.

Today’s song: Creepy (Mightyfools Remix) by Boltan (this song gets insanely eargasmic at approximately 2 minutes in, it’s great)

lm(love ~ you + me, data = us)

Someday, somewhere, I will meet a guy who appreciates my title for the odd combination of R code geekery and sappy love joke geekery. Then maybe I won’t be so lonely. BAH.

(GEEKERY IS SO TOTALLY A WORD, SHUT UP OFFICE 2007)

This blog is rather random, apologies in advance.

Read Camus’ The Plague, it’s beautiful.

So I plan on coming back to Moscow for the majority of July. I also plan on bringing Rock Band and the Xbox (obviously, haha), so we can all have multiple rock-out parties in my dad’s basement (just like old times, yay). Odds are good he’ll be gone for some time in July (just because of the proportion of the year he’s usually out of town), so we can be as loud as we want.

I have the urge to write, but I’m not sure what yet. It’ll come.

I also have the urge to draw, but my colored pencils are shot after that last one, so I need to get some more somewhere.

My intro to R guide is done! Now to post it somewhere…

This made me nauseous, but was very fun.

Sorry, it’s been a very weird week. The fact that I may suddenly have a stepfather in the near future (year or so) doesn’t help.

The end.

Today’s song: 4ever by The Veronicas

Screw this monotony, I need to do a factor analysis!

Ahhhhhh, much better.

It’s surprising how much happier doing a random FAs or CFAs makes me. I wonder what that says? Certainly that I’m on the right track in a sense…

So I’ve made up my mind. I’m going to apply for a job at the Census this summer. If I get it, I’m quitting UBC. Decision will be final.

I also DREAMT ABOUT CLIPPY LAST NIGHT WHAT THE HELL. I think it’s because I was going through ye olde blogs and found that one about him. It was a pretty awesome dream. Clippy’s Odyssey will be an upcoming short story, I promise.

Um…what else…

Oh yeah. No freaking clue what to do for Script Frenzy yet…might redo/expand Marionette, but that sucked more than anything I’ve ever written, so who knows.

Today’s song: Castaway by Chasen

 

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A Blog with Multiple Components

ONE
Script Frenzy has been brought to my attention (thanks, Maggie!) and it’s going to happen. What it’s going to be, I don’t know, but it’s going to happen because my life honestly needs more distractions.

TWO
See How Much You’re Really Worth!
NO CHEATING!!

Natural Hair Color:
[X] Black = $100
[   ] Blonde = $50
[   ] Red = $75
[   ] Brown = $15
[   ] Bald = $5
[   ] Other=$2
Total: $100

Eye Color:
[   ] Brown – $150
[   ] Green – $75
[   ] Blue $50
[X] Hazel $100
[   ] Other – $15
Total so far: $200

Height:
[   ] Over 7′ – $200
[   ] 6’8″ to 7′ – $175
[   ] 6’0″ to 6’7″ – $150
[   ] 5’5″ to 5’11” – $75
[X] 4’9″ to 5’4″ – $50
[   ] Under 4’9 – $45
Total so far: $250

Age:
[   ] 41 to 50 – $150
[   ] 31 to 40 – $100
[   ] 26 to 30 – $75
[X] 21 to 25 – $50
[   ] 19 to 20 – $25
[   ] 0 to 18 – $100
Total so far: $300

Birth Order:
[   ] Twins or more than twins – $300
[   ] First Born – $300
[X] Only Child – $250
[   ] second born – $150
[   ] Middle child – $100
[   ] Last Born – $200
[   ] third born – $100
[   ] fourth born – $100
[   ] fifth born – $37
Total so far: $550

Drink?
[X] No – $400
[   ] Only Holidays – $250
[   ] Sometimes – $215
[   ] YES – $200
[   ] only weekends – $300
[   ] Every other day – $50
[   ] Once a day – $15
[   ] I live from the bottle (No love for alcoholics?)
Total so far: $950

Vision?
[   ] perfect vision $300
[   ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them $200
[   ] No correction $100
[X] Glasses $50
[   ] contacts $25
[   ] Surgical correction -$135
Total so far: $1,000

Car Color [or familes’ car(s)]:
[   ] White – $2,000
[   ] Maroon – $800
[   ] Gold – $700
[   ] Gray – $600
[   ] Blue – $900
[   ] Pink – $475
[   ] Black – $450
[   ] Red – $400
[   ] Green- $350
[X] Silver $300
[   ] Purple- $250
[   ] Metallic – $200
[   ] Yellow – $100
[   ] Primer – $75
[   ] Tan- $20
[   ] Rusted – $15
[   ] No Car – $0
Total score: $1,300

Shoe Size:
[   ] 13+ – $300
[   ]12 and a half to 13 – $250
[   ] 11 to 12 – $700
[   ] 7 to 10 – $600
[X] Under 7- $550
Total so far: $1,850

Favorite Colors (three):
[   ] Green-$750
[   ] Black – $600
[   ] Red – $800
[X] Yellow -$475
[   ] Brown – $50
[   ] Purple – $225
[   ] White – $400
[X] Aqua – $350
[X] Orange – $300
[   ] Blue – $300
[   ] Pink – $100
[   ] Other – $ 50
Total so far: $2,975

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[   ] Yes $0
[X] No-add $1000
[   ] on some- $750
Total so far: $3,975

how many people are you going to tag?
[   ] 100-150 = 250,000
[   ] 90 – 80 = $100,000
[   ] 70 -60 = $50,000
[   ] 50 – 40 = $10,000
[   ] 30 – 20 = $5,000
[   ] 20 – 10 = $1,000
[X] 10 – 1 = $500

See How Much You’re Really Worth!
Total: $4,475

THREE

Today’s song: Song #1 by Serebro

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It’s the Lady GaGa blog! Apologies to her for the title, though, seriously.

POINT ONE
Lady GaGa is coming to Vancouver on August 23 (that’s a Monday). Cheapest balcony tickets appear to be approximately $160-$170, but they’re going fast. So if anyone’s interested, I suggest we make decisions soon.

POINT TWO
The other night I found out that there are many Lady GaGa songs available for download for ROCK BAND!
So here’s a sample to get a look at how it goes for guitar, bass, and vocals. I picked this one because the guy singing is freaking hilarious (and not too bad). The French part…oh god, the French part…

Today’s song: The Loco-Motion by Grand Funk Railroad (yeah, Matt, it had to happen)

What today entailed:

– Canadian taxes!
– Making Matt sit and wait for me to finish Canadian taxes
– Going downtown to try and find the torch
– Noticing a FREAKING LAPTOP on the train tracks
– Trying to find a way to get said laptop
– Taking DA SKY TRAIN
– Taking DA SKY TRAIN in DA WRONG DIRECTION towards DA END OF DA TRACKS!
– Lots of walking around trying to find the torch
– Finding out the torch was now inside and going to Granville Island instead
– “So come on, come on and doooooo the locomotion with meeeee!”
– ROCK BAND
– PORTAL
– Matt getting REALLY into Burnout Paradise (seriously, this was great)

Hooray for Matt being in Vancouver!

Today’s song: I’m Gone, I’m Going by Lesley Roy