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4501. Who do you feel on shaky grounds with?
Earthquakes, those unpredictable fools.

4502. How would you rate Stephen King as a writer?
He’s not too bad.

4503. What movie are you looking forward to?
Bah. Movies.

4504. Hulk Hogan with or without the bandana?
Is this minor detail really important?

4505. Do you more often tell people what you feel or what you think?
What I think.

4506. Have you been to see an opera?
I have indeed. It was awesome.

4507. What do you wish that you knew with more certainty?
My purpose.

4508. Does your heart break and break and live by breaking?
Not that I’m aware of.

4509. Can you tell the difference between what you think and what you feel or do you often get them confused?
No confusion for me.

4510. Do you feel like there are a lot of references in this survey that you are not getting?
God yes. Especially considering it’s like 5 years old.

4511. You are shopping in the Mad Mall for things to add to your room. Of the following list, what 5 things will you buy?
lollipops, lace up boots, bondage gear, bubblegum machine, a miniature orange grove, house plants, Bob Geldof, duct tape, Buzzcocks, poet shirts, Marc Almond, Al Gore, acrylic paints, Snoopy’s dog house, an original andy warhol painting, zippers, orange and pink matching curtains and bed spread, flash, oj simpson, a slurpee maker, some flutes, electric chairs, feather pillows, post it notes, the terminator wax statue, fight club the movie, fight club the book
Some flutes, post it notes, bondage gear, house plants, and Snoopy’s dog house. Fun night indeed.

4512. Of the following things, which would you most like to have more of?
drink, dreams, bed, drugs, lust, lies, hate, love, fear, fun, pain, flesh, stars, smiles, fame, sex

4513. Your preference. David Bowie or Marc Bolan?

4514. Who’d win in a fight, Morrissey or Robert Smith?

4515. Earth girls are:
Not too often down to earth.

4516. One of your friends tells you they are going to train to become a cop. your reaction?
Cool. Have fun and be careful.

4517. Would you ever consider working for the government?
Census Bureau! Census Bureau!

4518. What are the best and worst television channels?
H2 is pretty great. I don’t know what the worst channel is ‘cause I don’t watch it, haha.

4519. If you had a magicle pencil and everything you drew became real what would you draw?

4520. Your boots were made for:

4521. What movie would you like to see a mystery science theater episode about (even if it isn’t a sci fi movie, just one that needs making fun of)?
Tremors. That would be awesome.

4522. What’s the buzz?
The fuzz fuzz fuzz.

4523. The last person you would want to be stranded on a desert island with is:
Someone whose name I won’t mention.

4524. Your partner takes an aeroplane trip. the plane disappears and is never found. How long do you wait for them to return before you begin looking for a new partner?
Quite a long time. Ever seen Cast Away?

4525. Soma animals that mate for life can literally die of grief if their mate is captured or dies. How many humans would do that do you think?

4526. What would you like to touch?

4527. Does anything you own glow in the dark?

4528. Would you rather ride a dragon or a unicorn?

4529. Do things just always go right for you?

4530. What’s the best nick toon?
I was never much of a Nick kid.

4531. Can you make a balloon animal?

4532. Would you undress at a nude beach?
That’s what nude beaches are for, yo.

4533. Wherever there’s a secret recipe, there is someone who wants to steal it. True or false?
Krabby Patties!

4534. What is today but yesterday’s tommorrow?
It’s tomorrow’s yesterday, too!

4535. Are you more like spongebob who does nothing right but still everything good happens to or like Squidward who tries to do things right and ends up having nothing good happen to him?
I empathize with Squidward, man.

4536. How many glasses of water do you drink each day?
I binge drink water. Some days I don’t drink any. Other days I drink like three gallons.

4537. What is the difference between intelectualism and pretentiosness?
Apparently not spelling ability.

4538. What do you like in a poem, accessability, crypticness or somethin in between?
I’m not a poetry person.

4539. What do you think of William Blake?
I’m not much of a poetry person.

4540. Has learning to spell become obsolete?
In a way, unfortunately.

4541. Who do you find yourself in constant conflict with?
Why the conflict?
‘Cause I’m dumb.

4543. How many contemporary poets can you name?
Bah. Poetry.

4545. Are you every parent’s wet dream?

4546. Everyone starts in the garden of Eden but no one can stay there. Why not?
Damn those apples!

4547. Would you want to join a club that would have you as a member?

4548. Greatest black and white film:
I’m not much of a movie person.

4549: Greatest film three hours or longer:
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie longer than three hours.

4550. No means…
Meow (5sf reference)

4551. When you are exposed to the artwork (poetry, painting etc) of a friend, family member or acquaintance how likely are you to criticize it?
Not very. I like to point out the good in those types of things.

4552. Do you mentally reject people?
I try not to.
Before speaking to them?
See above.

4553. Are we already living out 1984?

4555. Do you like the feeling of a ball point pen being used to draw pictures on your palm?
Not really.

4556. Have you ever been airbrushed?
No. But I could use it. I do not photograph well.

4557. Are you an elitist?
What are you elitist about?
Hopefully nothing.

4558. Are you arrogant?
I don’t think so.

4558. Use the two following words in a sentance: ghandi, ford
Ghandi peacefully purchased a Ford so he could ford the fjord.

4559. Are you treacherous?
I…don’t think so?

4560. Nam the ten bands/artists you are the biggest fan of:
Muse, Coldplay, Lady GaGa, OneRepublic, Deep Forest, The Guggenheim Grotto, Sugar Ray, Dethklok, Apocalyptica, Capitol Steps

4561. Are you jolly?
Ho ho ho!

4563. Would you like to reapolster your furniture in camoflauge?
Uh, not particularly, no.

4564. Would you rather have your own personal live in massuse or a new car?
A new car!

4565. What were you born holding?
Colored pencils.

4566. Big nose, is it ugly or does it give the face character?
I like big noses.

4568. Who has rejected you?
A lot of people. We’ll not get into that.
Who have you rejected?
Not a big fan of the stalkers.

4569. Natural body odor or perfumes and colognes?
Makes no difference to me.

4570. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Puff the Magic Dragon! I can see it now:
Who’s the mythical creature that lives by the sea?
Puff the Magic Dragon!
Who frolics in mists of the fair Honah Lee?
Puff the Magic Dragon!
If you’re a young boy who loves that dragon Puff
Puff the Magic Dragon!
Then bring him some string and some wax and some stuff!
Puff the Magic Dragon!
Puff the Magic Dragon!
Puff the Magic Dragon!
Puff theeee…Magic Dragonnnnn!

4571. Who frolics in the autumn mist in a land called honalee?
Oh my god, did I seriously just rewrite the Spongebob song?

4572. Is anything nastier as a snack than fruit roll ups?
Fruit Roll-Ups aren’t *terrible.* There are worse things.

4573. When you hear someone make a joke about something will you later make the same joke to someone else as if you had just thought it up?
What if someone just says something intelligent, would you use what they said later as if you had made it up?

4574. What’s on your pajamas?

4575. Are people nicer in new york or california?
I’ve never been to NY, so I couldn’t tell you.

4576. Ever think about moving to Alaska to live as a hermit?
Not Alaska, but Antarctica.

4577. You are interested in a potential mate who is already attatched. Do you encourage him or her to leave their current catch or try to find someone all alone?
I’d never encourage anyone to leave a happy relationship.

4578. Do you play in the snow?
Snow rulez.

4579. Do you save a snowball in your freezer to hit someone with in the summer time?
Hahaha. I haven’t been in a place that snows in like three years.

4580. What bible storiy would you like to see acted out by animated veggetables?
Oh, like Veggie Tales? We used to watch that all the time in St. Mary’s. We even had Larry and Bob t-shirts.
What vegetable would play Jesus?
This is the most important question in the world.

4581. Will you be ready for the next alien attack?
Uh. Sure.

4582. You can’t make this easy can you?
What did I do?!

4584. Are you the open window maniac?
Haha, what?

4585. Have you ever been a hall monitor?
What exactly do hall monitors do anyway?
Monitor halls. Durh.

4586. Would you rather wear an army uniform or a cow costume for halloween?
I wore the same cow costume for Halloween for ten years.

4587. When was the last time you played tag, musical chairs, hide and seek etc?
Way too long ago.

4588. Can you leap frog?
Never tried.

4589. What was the last strong and clear emotion you felt?
STRONG strong? Despair.

4590. Are you more of a disco ball, a candle or a robot?
Can I be a disco robot?

4591. Could any good come out of a nuclear holocaust?

4592. Are you an angel in disguise?
Ha. No.

4593. Could you have fun with a jelly fish?
for 12 hours?
This section of the survey reeks of Spongebob Squarepants influence.

4594. Who throws the wildest parties?
Ever been to one of my basement orgies?

4595. Do you own an I <3 NY shirt?

4596. If you could make a channel that played only one show all day what show would it be?

4597. Are you a rockstar only no one knows it yet?
I’m Bon Jovi, yo.

4598. have you ever been stung by anything?
A wasp. On my eyelid when I was like 7. Traumatic.

4599. Who’s autograph have you gotten in the last year?
No one’s.

4600. Are you enjoying this?
Damn straight.

2 responses

  1. You seem like a lovely, neurotic person. I LOVE people like you! You are so honest with how you feel… And you are brilliantly smart. I love reading your blog posts. Keep being awesome!


    1. Aw, thank you very much! I appreciate your comments. :)


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