Decade Statistics: Popular Posts and Weird Searches


Aloha, fools! Today’s Decade Statistics topics involve some of the weird ways people find my blog and which of my posts seem to be the most popular. These stats are going to be a bit skewed, ‘cause of my move over to WordPress from MySpace in 2010. But let’s just work with the WordPress data because MySpace is dead and nobody cares about pre-2010, anyway. Okay?

Ten Most Popular Posts on WordPress (2010 – 2016)

  1. Colored Beats!
  2. Multicollinearity: The Silent Killer
  3. Scrabble Letter Values and the QWERTY Keyboard
  4. The Periodic Table of Academic Disciplines
  5. TWSB: And here’s some eye surgery to creep you out for the rest of your life
  6. You’re the Na to my Cl
  7. Oh look, PayPal wants me to fill out a survey
  8. Gift of the Magikarp
  9. Adventures in R: Creating A Pseudo-CDF Plot for Binary Data
  10. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is like a bad drug trip

 

Weirdest Search Terms on WordPress (2010 – 2016)

  • jokes about leibniz cookies
  • costco underwear
  • man with foot on stool playing tambourine pics
  • steve torso
  • boastful toast is the toast with the most to lose
  • thomas m disch, toaster (I like to think that the “toaster” part is Disch’s title, like how people put “PhD” at the end of a name. “Thomas M. Disch, Toaster.” I like it.)
  • hipster balloons
  • third degree noodle trauma
  • if your a noodle and you know it clap your hands
  • can’t get chitty chitty bang bang songs out of my head
  • chitty chitty bang bang rule 34 (INTERNET, NO)
  • how big is 100 grams of maize porridge
  • dopey’s butt
  • limber up and let me know that i am santa english
  • kgdlfhlo
  • gdrydfjgki
  • khkjhkhkjhkjh
  • nnnnnnnnnnng0
  • czzxc
  • asdfgh
  • daadadad
  • ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

 

Yeah.

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