Kanye, u ok?
This is legit part of a song. Wiki has the best description: West appears in the second half, rapping idiosyncratic, nonsensical phrases based around the words “poop”, “scoop”, and “whoop”, after which the song abruptly ends.
YouTube comments also provide a great deal of insight and analysis.
- I have A S C E N D E D
- This low key scares the shit out of me
- P O O P P O O P
- I hate the scary FAR RIGHT message of these new tracks
- Tupac who?
- I came
- Test: what is Pythagoras Theorem
Me: - is this a real song??
The best.
Edit: Hahahahaha
Squidward is a Millennial
Change my mind.
The best part about that idea is that Squidward existed prior to the generally agreed-upon “lower limit” of the Millennial (SpongeBob started in 1999; most of the definitions of “Millennial” I’ve seen use the birth year range of early 1980s to early 2000s). This means that many Millennials grew up on a healthy dose of SpongeBob.
Perhaps we imprinted on Squidward! There’s your scapegoat, angry and critical Boomers. ‘Twas SpongeBob Squarepants all along.
ELEVATORS GONNA ELEVATE
Who’s heard of a Paternoster Lift?
I certainly hadn’t. But this YouTube vid was in my recommended list, so I gave it a watch:
It’s basically a continuous loop of “boxes” that act as an elevator as the loop lifts the boxes up and then spins them back around to the bottom.
From watching the video, I can see why these aren’t installed anymore for safety reasons. Still, though…it would be fun to ride in one and see what it’s like.
Aaaaand now it’s stuck in my head.
Ha. Cute.
TORTS
AAAAAAAAAAA look at how tasty these look!
I should try the recipe. Soft tortillas are the bomb.
Thanks, Weebl.
This thing is like 800 years old. Explain to me why I couldn’t get it out of my head today.
This man is an angry goose in disguise
I feel like twenty poops, so here’s a kopke613 Vine compilations to make everyone (including myself) feel better.
Passion Pit Live?
Hahaha, look at these nerds, I love it.
That screw up at the beginning makes it even more endearing. AND I LOVE THE BELLS.
Edit: apparently they (Passion Pit) make fun of this performance all the time and say it’s the worst they’ve ever done.
The Prince of Egypt is Underrated
I think I’ve blogged about this movie in the past in various forms, but I just found this:
And it reminded me of how underrated this movie is. Not just in terms of the songs, but the whole thing.
I mean, this scene? This is some of the most beautiful animation I’ve seen.
I don’t know if it’s because my little stupid kid brain always pictured like 200 people going for like a quarter of a mile to cross the Red Sea when we read about all of this stuff in Catholic school, but when I first saw this movie I was amazed at the immense number of people and how long of a walk it was to cross the sea. It makes the story that much more impactful, I think.
And yeah, I know, bible stuff, but still. This movie is really well done. Watch it if you haven’t.
I am sleep deprived and this is hysterical
The sleep deprivation and the hilarity of this Vine may or may not be related.
There have been a lot of these kinds of posts lately, sorry.
Autotune the News: 2009 Edition
I posted this video way back in 2009 when I first saw it, but for some reason that damn “HELL NO, HELL NO, HELL NOOOOOOOO!” was stuck in my head today so now we all get to relive 2009 news.
I forgot how catchy this damn thing was. Lawl, remember when Palin was the most insane republican in the spotlight?
More 5 AM madness
Sock, sock, sock, sock, sock, sock, sock, sock
S H O E S ! !
SOOPAH DOOPAH PARTY POOPAH
I’ve been laughing at this damn Vine for the past 15 minutes.
I have the sense of humor of a 12-year-old boy and I’m not sorry.
Hahaha, nice
This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
The beard suits her, haha.
A Mood
It’s 5:30 in the morning and I can’t stop laughing at this stupid thing.
Psst…
I. Fucking. Love. Coldplay.
This is beautiful, oh my god.
If they ever go on tour again and are anywhere near Calgary, I will get a ticket. I don’t care about price.
FIVE STAR FIVE STAR FIVE STAR
God, that chorus. It’s pure joy. I love it.
Awesome music video, too.
Edpool
The highway scene in Deadpool overdubbed with sound effects from Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy? FANTASTIC.
Ed makes a great Deadpool, honestly. And this made me realize just how sound effect-heavy EE&E was. Such a good cartoon.
Oh, HowToBasic
This is his best video yet. I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.
As someone who is allergic to pineapple, this is relatable.
Tee to the Hee
This review is hysterical.
I need these headphones.
(Mom, do not buy these for me!)
CARBO
I’d love to see someone who knows nothing about Aqua Teen Hunger Force watch this scene and try to figure out what in the actual living fuck the show is about.
Hell, I’d like to see someone who is very familiar with Aqua Teen Hunger Force watch this scene and try to figure out what in the actual living fuck the show is about.
Master Shake reminds me of my friend Zack from high school for some reason.
Also, I used to watch this show a lot during my first year of college. This and Futurama.
…then Metalocalypse.
More Ted
This is really interesting.
Proudly Childfree
Yes. Not having them. Not ever. Not changing my mind.
Nabokov would be pleased
I am in a CRAP MOOD because it’s been a CRAP SEMESTER but here are BUTTERFLIES, so that helps.
Want to move to Van? Watch this.
Accurate.
I still miss it there every once and a while, though. My time at UBC was hell on earth, but the city was cool when it wasn’t trying to drown you in rain.
