Dregg
The fall semester is about to start up soon, which means the hallways will be back to this nonsense:
DAAAAAAAAAALE
I have no idea how many of my readers watch Riverdale (or watched it back when it was relatively sane*), but this video was in my recommended today and I can’t stop laughing at the accuracy.
That black hood one, oh my god.
*First season = typical teen drama TV, not too bad; second season = WTF
Edit: OH MY GOD SEASON THREE WHAT DRUGS DID YOU TAKE AND CAN I HAVE SOME
What in the absolute hell, YouTube
Appropriate at 4 AM? No.
And yes.
VROOM!
I saw this clip on Robot Chicken when it originally aired.
I think about it a lot for some reason.
Anyway. Sorry, don’t have anything else to say today.
Wanna be ‘80s cool?
Yeah you do. I submit that it’s impossible to be sad while watching this.
This is apparently an extended version of the 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship Opening.
Is this competition still a thing? ‘Cause it needs to be. All these people have big dick energy and I love it.
Now I’ve GOT THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD FOREVER
Edit: holy crap it totally is!
Edit 2: bought the song on iTunes like half a year after posting this blog. Life will never be the same.
Moosic
YO, I love Rob Scallon and this was super interesting to watch. Check it out.
Crab Rave
Heh. I dig it.
SOMEBODY EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO ME
Why has this song suddenly emerged from my childhood memories and why has it been continuously playing through my head all day?
Lampy was always my favorite.
I love how this movie has such contrasting songs. We’ve got this innocent “life is magical journey, and at the end is the a wonderful city of possibilities!” and then later we get this, which is “Gilbert Gottfried in hanging lamp form gives a lesson on the horrors of existence,” then even later we get this, which is “everything is worthless, including you, forget your friends and family ‘cause they were lying to you about your importance.”
It’s like an analogy for one’s outlook on life as one grows up.
80’s kid’s movies, man.
UNPACK THE WHACK
Hahaha, how did I not know this happened?
That’s great. Blevins can act, yo.
YO YO YO POOP PATROL
Interested in finding a new cool YouTuber to watch? Try Emilia Fart. Her videos kept popping up in my “recommended” list and I was hesitant, ‘cause it looked like another “ZOMG I’M QWERKY” kind of thing, but then I watched a few of her videos and she seems really cool and genuine and weird and someone I’d really enjoy meeting.
She’s in Canada, but on the eastern side, unfortunately.
Big Cats Rule
I am like 800 levels of sad, so here are a few videos of big cats getting snacks and treats.
Those tigers are beautiful.
END
Reeeeeeeeeally not having a good month, y’all.
Not good at all.
So I’m going to bring this back, ‘cause I need its hilarity to keep from jumping off the balcony.
AND SPEAKING OF LEIBNIZ…
CALCULUS!
So this guy, 3Blue1Brown, posts all sorts of math-related videos on YouTube. His series “Essence of Calculus” is really interesting and a good way to get into calc if you’re interested in it but you don’t know quite where to start (or if it’s been a while since you’ve learned it).
HAHAHA, WOW
This is fantastic. The more you know!
Helpful Vancouver Vet
Like cats? Want to learn how to do “hard” things with cats, like brushing their teeth? Check out the videos by Helpful Vancouver Vet.
This guy, Dr. Uri Burstyn, is really good with cats. He’s got that “good cat guy” vibe.
He works at the ARBUTUS WEST ANIMAL CLINIC, so if you’re ever in Van and need a good vet…
UGH
Stress = to the max. So here are some YouTube videos that got me laughing.
The end.
HOEDOWN POWAHS
I’ve been blasting Aaron Copland’s “Hoedown” on repeat for like an hour now and I feel like I could conquer the world.
I love it.
*heavy breathing*
How is it that I just now found this video??? ? ? ? ?
For those of you who don’t have time to watch it, it’s a dude gushing about Leibniz for SIXTY FIVE MINUTES.
I don’t know how YouTube hasn’t taken this down yet. I mean, it is porn, after all.
Edit: OH FUCK
IT’S
A
S E R I E S
Need to Concentrate?
I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned this on here or not, but when I really need to buckle down and concentrate and get shit done, brown noise is the thing to listen to.
It’s like being by the ocean. It really improves my ability to focus. So if you’re in a “GOTTA GET IT DONE NOW” situation, try this out with some nice headphones. It might help.
Edit: Putting this video on 0.5 speed does NOT help it does the OPPOSITE my SOUL had an anxiety attack.
Weezer, I am Disappoint
There’s nothing wrong with this song, but as a cover, it’s…kinda boring.
And I like Weezer. I like a lot of their songs (favorites include Beverly Hills, Feels Like Summer, Pork and Beans, and Say It Ain’t So). But this just feels so bland. I get that they probably wanted to stay close to the feel of the original because people would likely freak out if Toto was tampered with, but I think you could still get the same vibe across while still making the song different rather than basically just copying everything.
Just my two cents, ’cause what do I know?
Lissssen
Hahahahaha, so I have a playlist of songs that I like to listen to when I’m trying to concentrate. They’re all lyric free, pretty chill, and usually do a good job helping me focus.
But I guess I must have accidentally added this song at some point, ‘cause it came up in the playlist shuffle and I lost my shit.
I’ve posted about this before, but it was so freaking unexpected that I couldn’t stop laughing.
Party all the time.
Skydive Arizona
Hey, so remember when I went skydiving like seven years ago? I finally found the DVD of the jump and decided to upload it to YouTube. Here ya go.
(Note: the video was originally some weird-ass file format, so I had to screen record it, haha).
Backstreet’s Back, Alright?!
The 90s vibes are real.
That dancing, though. Seriously bringing me back to 4th/5th grade when boy bands like this were super in. I still remember my friends and I arguing over whether NSYNC or the Backstreet Boys were better.
(NSYNC is totally better.)
This song is legit, though.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like, “do you have a food handling permit? This seems unsanitary.”
I was not expecting to like this as much as I did. Super 80s.
