NO PAIN NO GAIN
I will make my walking goal this year.
Nothing will stop me.
No one will stop me.
Injury? Hah. I will walk through the pain.
Whatever it takes, I’ll do it.
(Sorry, I needed to self-motivate today ‘cause I feel like lazy poops.)
Millennial Whoop
So the title of this video is a bit misleading, but it’s interesting nonetheless.
SORRY THAT’S ALL I’VE GOT TODAY I’M BORING
Street
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS
[I had a different video of this linked originally, but it was taken down…it turns out that an official one was posted like a month later?]
We had this on VHS and I watched it so much as a kid.
“C” is the best.
“H” is great, too. Such a deadpan voice, hahaha.
“L” was one of my favorites, too. “LINOLEUM!!!!”
Holy crapples, the “V” story always scared the hell out of me.
Yay nostalgia.
HEY HO WHERE’D MY BLOG GO
Hahahahaha.
SUMMER DAYS DRIFTED AWAY
Yo, party poopers!
So since it’s the end of August, I’m declaring “summer” officially over. Back in June I made a list of the crap I wanted to accomplish over the summer, so let’s recap and see just how big of a failure I was:
- “Walk until my toes fall off.” Haha. Ha. Pretty close, let me tell ya…
- “Clean the condo. My responsibilities are the bathroom and kitchen, which get the most visibly gross the fastest.” I actually did this! Maybe once, though. Now that my leg is a wounded animal, I’m afraid to bend it too much. Bending is a pretty big requirement for cleaning the bathroom, ‘cause I get all down and dirty and scrub every inch of the bathtub. I get it filthy with my gross walking feet; it’s only right that I clean it.
- “Consolidate my pasta.” DID IT! Now there’s only like 13 boxes in the cabinet instead of 20+.
- “Clean the little storage room in the back. There’s a lot of boxes back there. And cat litter dust. Time to sweep where no man has swept before!” DONE! LOTS of cat litter dust.
- “Clean my side of the closet. There’s a lot of boxes in there. Mostly shoe boxes full of dead Kinvaras.” DONE! I kept the Kinvaras, though. Stuck ‘em in a giant bag. I’m not a hoarder, no siree.
- “Draw more.” HA.
- “Organize my bookmarks.” DONE!
- “Read this amazing biography of this amazing human being yet again, because it’s getting to be that time of the year.” Didn’t do this one ‘cause Nate was busy reading it.
- “Rewrite my old calculus notes into one giant notebook combining calc I, calc II, and calc III.” Nope.
- “Do my 50-mile walk. It’s time.” DONE! This is the one I’m most proud of.
- “Organize the crap on my computer.” Mostly done, yes.
- “POST THESE BLOGS OMFG” I did the first round! They’re posted through the beginning of July, which is a pretty big deal considering how many that needed posting back in June.
Not too bad!
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Yesterday was my post about Skagway and thus I didn’t get to post my super awesome news, so here it is today instead:
AAAAAAAAAAA I GET TO TEACH IN THE FALL AAAAAAAJLFJAD;LFKJADF
YAY!!!!!
Sorry. That’s really good news.
Skag the Wag
So we did the Skagway train ride today, ‘cause that’s the excursion I always do with my dad when we’re in Skagway. It was awesome as always. Pictures!
Also, it really makes me happy to see people being nice to each other. The stairs to exit the train are relatively steep. After we had exited out of our own car, we passed this one older dude trying to get down the steep stairs from another car. There were like five people—probably all complete strangers—helping him out, making sure he made it to the ground safely.
That kind of stuff really makes me happy.
Also, CATERPILLAR!
Juneau
We’s in Juneau today! Rather than do any sort of excursions, we decided to just get out and walk for a bit, which was nice.
My leg is still being twingy, but walking outside is much easier than trying to walk on the treadmill while the ship is moving.
(And is also a lot more enjoyable than 4 hours on a treadmill).
Pics!
I’m not good at pictures, sorry.
Edit: holy hell, the hot dogs on this ship are FANTASTIC.
Seasickness? Noooooooooo
Today was an “at sea” day on the ship, and GUESS WHO GOT SEASICK?
(hint: it wasn’t Nate)
I’ve done this cruise four freaking times before and have never gotten seasick, but the ship was rolling on the waves just right this afternoon to cause my brain to freak out and made me dry heave over the toilet multiple times.
Party time.
But things got better in the early evening. Nate and I ordered cheese and crackers for dinner and they were the best cheese and crackers ever.
Then we played war with two decks of cards. Nate happened to get six aces by the deal, so I was pretty much screwed, but I had the magic of the ace of spades (who I named JesAce…like “Jesus” but with “ace” instead of “us” because I’m made of blasphemy) and was able to stay alive until we got bored of playing.
I hope this sickness doesn’t return though, ‘cause gross.
Off to Alaska!
It’s time for our Alaska cruise! This is the fourth (I think?) time I’ve done this cruise, but it’s different every time and is really enjoyable.
Some pics from our departure from Seattle:
WOO!
SIGGEDY
Ha, awesome. I may have posted this before…? I don’t know.
Ouches
My teeth are a fucking disaster zone. They’re super sensitive to cold (and heat, but less so than cold) and my gums always hurt. They also bleed like hell every time I brush my teeth. Like…lots of blood.
This is entirely my own fault; I used to have really good teeth. I fucked ‘em up. I’ll explain how in a later blog (assuming I get the courage to post it), but yeah.
I’m screwed.
Baseball Stat Party Fun Time
A fun project!
At the end of the regular baseball season, you can see how many wins each team got out of the total number of games they played, and then rank the teams by their performance (who had the most wins, the second most wins, etc.).
What I want to do is see how this “real” data correlates with how many wins each team would get if they scored their average number of runs per game in every single game they played. For example, if the Mariners score an average of 4.74 runs per game, how many of their games would they have won by scoring 4.74 runs in each of those games?
The process:
- Record each team’s average runs per game (I’ll call this “RPG”) (from here)
- Sort teams from highest to lowest RPG
Now, if a team A has a higher RPG than team B, that would mean that A would win every game they play against B. So the next step was to make a grid like this and fill in the number of times each pair of teams played each other.
Boston has a higher RPG than the Rockies (5.42 and 5.22, respectively). So that means Boston would score 5.42 runs and the Mariners would score 5.22 runs in every game they played against each other. So of the 7 games played where these two teams faced each other, that would mean that Boston would win all of them.
I used this logic for all pairings (numbers of games per pair was obtained from here), then summed across the rows to get the “predicted” number of wins based on RPG alone.
How do they compare for the 2016 season?
Boston (highest RPG) would win every game they played; The Phillies (lowest RPG) and the Athletics (bad luck) would lose every game they played. Bummer.
Correlation of RPG-predicted games won and actual games won: 0.640
Correlation of team rankings based on RPG-predicted games won and actual games won: 0.683
Interesting!
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE SUN
Heeeeeeeey, so just like every other human being in North America today, let’s obsess about the eclipse!
I can’t report too much. Calgary was at like 80% coverage, but the sun being the sun, you couldn’t really tell too much. It got dim, but it certainly didn’t get dark.
I did risk the life of my phone camera, though, to bring you this:
There’s that 80%!
The good news for Calgary? The total solar eclipse on August 22, 2044, will pass right through Alberta. Assuming it’s not cloudy (and we’re still living in the same place), Nate and I will have a balcony view of it. Pretty snazzy!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrt, matey!
I call it “Total Eclipse of the Heart” because the eclipse is tomorrow and I’m super imaginative and clever like that.
SpongeCake SquarePan
These guys have made some action re-makes of SpongeBob SquarePants episodes.
They’re fantastic. Example:
The guy who plays SpongeBob does a freakishly good “panicked SpongeBob cry” (2:31).
Hola
So I totally forgot to mention this when I found it a month or so ago as I was cleaning out the crap in my closet, but I found a story I wrote way back in 4th grade.
It’s a bag of trash and there’s 52 pages of it, but I’mma type it up all pretty and post it for you as a blog at some point down the road, ‘cause that’s what my blog is for: humiliating myself.
Hoorah!
MOVE, TREE, GET IN THE HOLE
I had no idea there was a giant Sequoia in Boise.
Of the like 400 things I would like to study if I ever went back to school (again), one of the top options would be trees. Old, giant trees. I love these massive beings.
Wholly Balls
The following is an accurate depiction of me trying to suppress all my stupid emotions and store them away in a neat little box so that I don’t annoy anyone with my nonsense.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
My speed has freaking tanked due to whatever I did to my knee.
It’s really, really frustrating.
Sorry, too frustrated to blog.
UGUGUHGGHFHFDKHGDFKLGJFDGJDFKL
I could only do 14 miles today. I might have been able to do 15, but I didn’t want to push things too much.
It all still hurts, but if I walk really slowly and kinda wonky, I can start collecting miles.
I’m so slow, though. 3.86 MPH versus 4.90 MPH at the beginning of last week.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
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