STILL GOT IT
It’s good to know I can still do a marathon even though I haven’t been able to get outside and run that distance in several weeks.
I hate being stuck inside.
OH, and I lost another toenail. Kinda. This is just like the top layer of one of my toenails, but that still counts, right?
PUT IT IN THE TOENAIL BAG!
(Also, absolutely no nausea today, so who the hell knows.)
What am I supposed to do with my toenails?
What are these?
What even are these?
Look at that middle one. It’s got layers.
D I S G U S T I N G.
PUT IT IN THE TOENAIL BAG!
So I lost another toenail today!
Look at this horror show:
Now my foot looks like this:
And I have a baggie dedicated to my old toenails, because I’m that kind of weirdo.
(Sorry, I know this is super gross.)
The Protector Vanishes
So as we all know, that gnarly monstrosity that was my middle toenail fell off about a week ago.
I was unaware of how much protection that toenail was giving the two adjacent toes, because now we have these three amigos:
And they all hurt like hell.
So who knows how this is all going to turn out.
I wasn’t planning on bringing this decrepit toenail into the new year and yet HERE WE ARE
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Why is it still attached?
How is it still attached?
I’d set it free, but it’s SO SECURELY ON THERE that there’s no way.
And it’s too thick to trim, so…
UGH.
The Ongoing Saga of Claudia’s Toenail: An Update
So in a fit of jealous rage over my middle toe getting all the attention, my second toe decided to turn all black and blue for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
So now I’ve got this nonsense going on:
Party time.
The Ongoing Saga of Claudia’s Toenail
So remember when my years-blackened toenail decided to get some therapy to get over his issues and eventually found a way to shed the dead upper toenail layer in order to allow the healthy(-ish) toenail layer thrive from beneath?
Yeah, I accidentally rammed him into a weight a few nights ago and now he looks like this:
Life’s rough.
It’s Post Toe-matic Stress Disorder okay I’m done.
A Wrinkle in Foot
Today’s walk was COLD and SNOWY and WINDY and I have TRANSFORMED INTO WRINKLEFOOT.
That is all.
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