It’s GUTTER CARNAGE
(Get it? Instead of utter carnage it’s gutter okay I’ll stop.)
So one of the gutters on our condo building is a problem child and consistently looks like this once it gets cold and then warms up so that things start to melt:

What a monstrosity.
Anyway, I got home tonight and found this:
Mega Icicle had crashed to the ground, taking the whole gutter with it.
There were actually huge chunks of ice like halfway across the parking lot. Someone had already taken the broken piece of gutter and put it in the snow next to the dumpster, haha.
Calgary: if the cold doesn’t kill you, the ice sure will!
Snow Duck Army
So there’s a guy at the U of C who has a little rubber duck mold and goes around covering campus (mainly behind the Math building) with little snow ducks in the winter. Observe some of his work:
That is all.
52!
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: humans have a hard time with scale, either at the very large end or the very small end.
Example: 52!. How incomprehensibly large is that value? Here’s a video demonstrating what 52! seconds would be:
That’s insane. Insane.
Pooldead
So my mom, Nate, and I got pizza tonight and watched Deadpool and Wolverine.
It was pretty great.
Without spoiling anything, my favorite part was probably Chris Evans, haha.
Or the inclusion of this song, which I can’t get out of my head now:
Leak Now or Forever Hold Your Pee
This guy is Vinh Giang. He makes videos on YouTube about communication, public speaking, and confidence, and they are super interesting (and very useful for someone like me who speaks in front of a lot of students).
This was the first vid of his I saw:
That “don’t end on a high pitch” thing is something I really need to work on when I teach.
I stare down interrupters in class, hahaha. It gets super awkward and it usually stops the interruptions pretty quickly.
Check him out, especially if you do any public speaking.
This Is Your Pepper on Drugs
So this all happened yesterday, but it’s worth blogging about because it’s hilarious.
Pepper had to get some teeth pulled. She’s a very smart cat and you can just look at her and tell that she’s thinking, learning, scheming, or planning.
But when we brought her back from the vet yesterday, she was so doped out on the drugs that there wasn’t a thought in her head.
She also somehow managed to get in the sink, but then proceeded to be confused about how she got in the sink.

Dodge ‘Em
Congratulations, Dodgers! Yes, you beat the Mets to get there, but you ultimately beat the Yankees and that’s what counts.
Oh man
I’d say that this reads like a middle-schooler’s attempt at badassery and gore, but I honestly knew some people in college who wrote this way, hahaha.
(You can probably guess who, even though that’s probably a really mean thing to say.)
This review is great. It’s the guy’s only video, though, unfortunately.
Puff Daddy: Planet Version
Thanks to my YouTube recommended list being like 90% astronomy-related now, I get to see stuff like this:
The idea of a planet having the density of Styrofoam is insane.
Good Luck, Europe Clipper!
And she’s off!
Not sure how things on earth will be going in 2030, but if we’re still somehow chugging along and not murdering each other for water, food, and other resources that we’ve destroyed due to climate change, the information this will send back will be so cool to see!
Kick!
So this campaign will probably be well over by the time I get my blogs posted, but I’mma talk about it anyway!
SolarBalls, the YouTube series that I have become unabashedly obsessed with over the past several months, has launched a Kickstarter campaign for SolarCards, a trading card game based on the series.
(Just so you get an idea of how popular this series is, by the way, they launched their campaign on October 5 with a goal of $10,000 and they’re already 345% funded. It’s been two days.)
Anyway, they also released a video of the rocky planets demonstrating how to play, which is pretty freaking cute:
(Sorry, I’m beyond obsessed with this series, haha)
What’s a sound that is carved into your memory forever?
Because mine’s this:
My mom watched a LOT of Braves games when I was a kid and the chop chant just brings me right back to when I was in first grade.
It’s pretty wild.
Daruuuuuuuuuuude
So remember that Australian orchestra/group/badass set of musicians Synthony? Remember how much I loved their version of “Call On Me”?
Here’s their version of Darude’s “Sandstorm.”
Usually if there’s an orchestral cover of something, I find the strings to be the thing that elevates the song. But in this case, it’s the brass.
Like, those descending notes into the chorus? I FEEL THOSE IN MY LADY BITS.
(Also, that’s the same conductor, Brent Stewart, who conducted “Call On Me.” I dig him. Great energy.)
Am Sad. Have Zimmer.
5:35 is heartbreakingly beautiful.
Remembering
This is a really, really well-done film about September 11th.
I can’t believe this was 23 years ago.
James Horner vs. Hans Zimmer
So I’ve mentioned on here like forty times (INCLUDING YESTERDAY) that James Horner is my favorite composer. However, Hans Zimmer is a close second.
Today I’m going to talk about why these two are my favorites using a song of each of theirs to demonstrate, and I’m going to contrast one feature across both songs: buildup.
Let’s start with Horner, and we’re of course going to talk about The Launch from Apollo 13.
(Shocking, huh?)
I think this song is an excellent demonstration of how Horner handles buildup/anticipation. Let’s start at 3:25 minutes into the song. This is where he starts building up to the climax. The buildup is very…obvious. It’s clear. You can hear that anticipatory snare drum throughout and things keep getting added on top of it to gear up the emotion. Once you get to the horns’ entry around 5:08, it really starts to ramp up, but still in a very methodical way. There’s layering and chord progression, all still with that very audible snare in the background.
I think Horner does buildup in a very structured way, and this structure really works to build the tension. You can tell it’s structured, so you know what to anticipate and what to expect as it builds, but the rigidity of the structure holds back the payoff, making it even more worthwhile once it happens. He builds with drums and horns and bells.
And, of course, the payoff is what makes this song. I love Horner’s use of pauses after we hit the big moment at 6:05. He’s not afraid of adding these little microseconds of silence between the swells in the music, and that makes it all the more impactful.
So in short: Horner (at least in my opinion) does structured, reserved buildup, and the structure is what amplifies the anticipation.
Now onto Zimmer!
Let’s use No Time for Caution from Interstellar.
This demonstrates what I think is Zimmer’s hallmark approach to buildup: chaos. Starting at 0:45 in, there’s already a lot of stuff going on. He’s got that persistent, prominent beat in the background, but I think that’s pretty exclusive to the Interstellar soundtrack to indicate the passage of time. Other than that, though, there’s just a lot of sounds. Lots of low strings and low brass. It’s driving forward towards something, but I think it sounds a lot more chaotic in that drive than Horner. More and more motifs get added and things sound more and more muddled (in a good way). You get this feeling that something’s going to have to give because there’s just so much sound.
Then we get to 2:35, where the climax begins. But it’s not alone – we still hear that chaos behind it in the form of the piano and organ. Zimmer also uses pitch change a lot more obviously than Horner does, I think. Everything gets higher and higher and higher until right before the peak of the song (when you start hearing that low, building organ chord) when he starts bringing you down with lower pitches.
I know I said I was just going to compare one Horner to one Zimmer, but you can also really hear this pitch progress in Red Sea with those FREAKING FRENCH HORNS, OH MY GOD (2:10-2:29). I love how he uses them to audibly represent the parted walls of the Red Sea rising. You can see it because of those horns.
So in short: Zimmer (also just in my opinion) does chaotic, loud, “messy” buildup, and that chaos is what amplifies the anticipation.
Anyway.
Why James Horner Is My Favorite Composer (or “Claudia talks about the Apollo 13 music again; feel free to skip”)
Look look look someone else analyzed and broke down “The Launch” and I’m not the only one enamored with how FREAKING FANTASTIC that song is look look look!
Analysis here.
Edit: THAT WHOLE SITE IS FANTASTIC FOR HORNER ENTHUSIASTS LIKE ME!!
Scale
I think it’s really hard for humans to, in general, understand scale at either an extremely small level or an extremely large level. That’s why I’m always interested in things that attempt to help us understand such extremeness.
Such as this one! Here’s an attempt to give us an idea of the ridiculous size of the Solar System and the distances between the objects within it by traveling in “real time” at the speed of light from the sun outwards.
Also, slightly related, but I’m so glad that the little Solar System drawings are still on the Moscow side of the Chipman Trail. I’ve always loved those and their attempt at scale.
GeekOut BandPants
The SpongeBob SquarePants episode “Band Geeks” originally aired on September 7, 2001. Since then, there have been 276 more episodes of the show. “Band Geeks” still holds, in my opinion, the title of having the coolest scene in all of SpongeBob history:
New Weird Al AND an animation compilation?
WOOOOOOO
Also, I knew immediately that that first animation was made by Cyriak, haha.
Also, that WAP part is amazing, hahaha.
Viiiiiiiiiiiiiine Throwback
Remember when I said I wasn’t going to post any more SolarBalls stuff?
I LIED, it’s SolarBalls characters as Vines. How can I resist?
It doesn’t help that some of these are my favorite Vines.
Oooooo, I like it!
As many of y’all know, I like logos/emblems/symbols/etc. In the past, I have offered my praise/critique of various Olympics emblems over the years, so let’s look at some of those logos now that the Paris Olympics are fast approaching, shall we?
In fact, let’s start with that one:

Not bad. Nice and simple. The woman depicted in the flame is Marianne, a symbol of the French Republic that represents “humanism, fraternity, generosity, and sharing.”
What about Winter 2026, set to be held in Milan and Cortina?

Eh. A little bland.
Summer 2028, held in Los Angeles?

I like it! And the cool thing is that this isn’t the only emblem they’ve got. Apparently this is one of 32 37 different variations. Each variation features a different design of the “A” by various athletes, actors, artists, singers, etc.
That’s pretty freaking cool. I dig it.
That’s as far ahead as the emblems go so far. Hopefully future ones are cool as well!
Disaster!
Apparently Roku Live TV has a DISASTER CHANNEL and half the time it’s showing episodes from my “Mayday” YouTube channel that I love so much (the one about the airline disasters).
Anyway, today I caught the end of an episode about a 1985 accident involving a British Airways plane. There was a fire on it before it even took off and the big question surrounding the whole thing was that while the fire was major, it was not major enough to cause as many casualties as there were. So why were there so many casualties?
The documentary went into a very interesting discussion about human psychology, human factors, and the effect of panic when trying to exit a plane in an emergency. Helen Muir, basically the expert on airplane and airplane passenger human factors and psychology, talked about how they tried to reenact everyone getting off the plane to try and determine why so many died. This reenactment resulted in some major changes to plane cabins (track lighting to find exits in the dark/smoke, wider entryways to help prevent bottlenecking at exits) to make them safer.
I highly recommend watching this.
Some Achievement Hunter Nostalgia
Anyone who ever watched Achievement Hunter is aware that Ray basically won every game he ever played. Here are two videos compiling some of his more dominant moments/wins. Because I miss these guys.
Him demolishing Gavin in the 2012 London Olympics (8:28) was great.
Edit: here’s another compilation:
That like three minute segment starting at 18:58 where they’re chasing him around in GTA is hysterical, hahaha.
These guys got me through 2012 and 2013.
