At this rate I’ll finish this by June, haha.

601. Do you have a lust for life?
Yeah, sure.

602. Do you want to get more out of life?
Always. Who doesn’t?

603. Would you want to learn to:
Convert to Buddhism? I wouldn’t mind learning more about Buddhism, but I have no desire to convert.
Cure a hangover? I don’t plan on ever getting one.
Lie persuasively? Haha, I can do that already.

604. What character from a movie is most like you?
Haha, no idea. I don’t watch enough movies to know.

605. Are you comfortable with the idea of your own death?
Indeed I am.

606. How do you feel about arranged marriages?
If those for whom the marriage is being arranged are okay with it, I have no problems with it.

607. What do you hate that everyone else seems to like?
Jeans. Monty Python.

608. What do you like that others seem to hate?
Calculus. Broccoli.

609. If you had to be named after a month, which month would you pick?
I’ve always liked the name April.

610. Is time more like a highway or a meadow to you?
Depends on the time of the year. January practically didn’t happen.

611. What is your favorite movie?
Apollo 13 is pretty amazing.

612. Which would you choose to be back in the day: a warrior, an alchemist, a minstrel, a bard, an oracle, a peasant, or a merchant?
DUDE A BARD.

613. What is your favorite song lyric?
When we’re young we set our hearts upon some beautiful idea
Maybe something from a holy book or French philosophia
Upon the thoughts of better men than us we swear by and decree a
Perfect way to end the war of ways the only way to be a…
Work of art, oh to be a work of art
But in time a thought comes tugging on the sleeve edge of our minds
Perhaps no perfect way exists at all, just many different kinds
Oh but if it’s just a thing of taste then everything unwinds
For without an absolute how can the absolute define…
A work of art, oh to be a work of art
It’s the whole song, not just a lyric. Bite me.

614. What will you never run out of?
Stupid puns.

615. If you could force someone to fall madly in love with you, (anyone you choose) would you do it?
Uh…depends on whether or not I can conjure up dead people (yes, I’m talking about Leibniz, how did you know?).

616. Have you ever seen the Disney movie The Black Cauldron?
Indeed. I can quote it.

617. Have you ever read The Black Cauldron by Alexander Lloyd (or any of his other books in the Prydain Chronicles)?
Nope.

618. Have you ever written a paper the night before it was due?
Hahahaha, flashbacks to the semester of 25 credits.
How about the day it was due?
Technically yes.

619. Is there a movie you have watched so many times that you can quote it line for line?
I can quote most movies I’ve ever seen line by line.

620. What is your favorite season?
Summer, bitches!

621. Do you mind being described as cute?
Nah, that’s about as close to “beautiful” as it gets for me.

622. What is the tackiest object in your home?
Me. Or my closet.

623. What do you think people are most ignorant towards?
Each other.

624. What is it that makes you an interesting person?
I like to think my brand of humor makes me interesting. I also hope that my interests make me interesting, but who knows.

625. What makes other people interesting to you?
People are inherently weirdos. That fascinates me, particularly when combined with the fact that people inherently don’t want others to see them as weirdos and thus try to act certain wais in the public eye.

626. How open to suggestion are you?
Depends on what you’re suggesting. No, I won’t change my bangs. No, I won’t shut up about Leibniz. No, I won’t stop extolling the virtues of R.

627. Is Michael Jackson black or white?
MJ is dead, yo.

628. Are you often lonely?
Pfffffffft yes.

629. What’s the most unusual pet you’ve ever had?
Giant millipedes.

630. Have you ever threatened an authority figure?
Haha, probably, but I don’t recall anything specific.

631. If you had to choose would you rather make all your decisions henceforth with your head only or with your heart only?
Head.

632. How imaginative are you?
I’d say I’m pretty imaginative. I like to write. I like to draw psychedelic stuff.

633. Do you like the Counting Crows?
Eh, they’re tolerable.

634. If you took this survey from the diary (5000 Q Survey V2.0) did you note me so I could read it?
No, but I probably should, even though it was written forever ago I think.

635. Are you more tense or laid back?
Tense. Very very tense.

636. Does your happiness depend on anyone else, or are you happy no matter what anyone says or does?
BAH I’M MY OWN MAN.

637. What do you think of the idea of putting the bible into the format of a fashion magazine to attract the interest of teenagers?
Meh.

638. How often do you drink to get drunk?
Never.

639. Would you consider yourself to be diplomatic?
Indeed. That’s what I do, because apparently small clusters of my friends can never get along with other small clusters of my friends.

640. Do you think that most of the classes you have taken were taught in such a way as to make plain the relevance of the subject matter in your everyday life?
In high school? Hell no. College? Maybe half. Maybe.

641. Do you remember Crystal Pepsi?
I don’t drink soda.

642. When was the last time you spent a night away from home?
About a week ago.

643. Some people say that there is no such thing as a stupid question. Is that true?
That’s a stupid question!

644. What is the most interesting TV channel?
I miss Discovery Health, that channel freaking rocked. I still have a soft spot for Cartoon Network too, even though the majority of the shows suck now.

645. Name one song you could live without hearing ever again:
Pon De Replay drives me freaking insane. There aren’t a lot of songs I hate; that is one of them.

646. Do your pets understand you when you talk?
Annabelle knows the “Annabelle voice” I use with her.

647. What are three things you HAVE NOT done that might surprise people?
I haven’t ever smelled, I haven’t worn shorts in over 15 years, and I haven’t read a Steinbeck novel or story I’ve enjoyed.

648. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I’ve had stalkers. I’m a stalker magnet.

649. Have you been to a museum this year?
Not this year, no.
650. Do you ever watch porn?
Haha, no.
651. Do you think that it would be a good idea if people served in the army, navy or air force for a while before they were allowed to vote?
That would be…interesting.

652. If you were required to do this to vote, would you?
Sure. Though I’m in Canada land right now, so it doesn’t really pertain to me.

653. Do people often give you weird looks?
Man, you have no idea.

654. Do like Japanese cooking?
It’s okay. I like sushi.

655. Do you care for stray animals?
All the pets that have entered my life have been stray.

656. Which animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:
A Charlie Brown Christmas: A long time ago, it was okay.
A Garfield Halloween: Never saw it.
The Secret of Nimh: Never saw it.
The Last Unicorn: THE BOOB TREE HOLY CRAP. This was a house movie.
The original Lord of the Rings cartoons: Never saw it.

657. Are you ambidextrous (equally good at using both hands)?
Nope.

658. Do you always say; “bless you” after someone sneezes, or do you hesitate?
I rarely say anything after anyone sneezes.

659. If you and your friends could go away for 2 days over Halloween weekend where would you go?
I’m assuming I can count my Moscow friends here, ‘cause I don’t really have any Van friends. I suppose we could road trip it somewhere, like Spokane or Seattle. We could dress up for Halloween and freak people out. It would rule.

660. Which of these animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:
Watership Down: they made a movie out of this?
As the Wind Blows: never saw it.
Grave of the Fireflies: never saw it.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas: freaking awesome!
Spirited Away: never saw it.

661. Do you feel that society is male dominated, female dominated, or neutral?
Meh.

662. What words offend you?
None do, really.

663. They’re just words. Can you get over it?
Already did!

664. Have you ever looked into different religions?
I was raised Catholic, does that count?

665. Which ones have you looked into?
After Catholicism I didn’t really want to get into religion at all.

666. What do you think of Satanism as a religion?
Hahaha, good play with the 666, question writer.

667. Do you like it better when your classes are taught sitting in rows or sitting in a circle?
Rows.

668. Have you ever read your own tarot cards?
Yup.

669. Which ones do you like better, the three old star wars movies or the 2 new ones?
Duh, the old ones.

670. If you scream in outer space does it make a sound?
Space sucks (ha, get it?)

671. If you saw The Queen of the Damned did you want to be a vampire/Goth afterwards?
What?

672. If you saw SLC Punk did you want to be punk afterwards?
Again, what?

673. What is your favorite zombie movie?
Zombie movies are dumb.

674. Best kids birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater
Sleep over!

675. What were your parties like when you were a kid?
Haha, lots of sleepovers and pizza and Disney. And dirtiness.

676. Best teen (about 15-16) birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert
Roller rink, bitches!

677. What are/were your 15-16 year old parties like?
I don’t think I had any parties at this point in life.

678. Best 18th birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party
Restaurant.

679. If you are 18 what was your party like?
I don’t remember my 18th birthday party at all.

680. Best 21st birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party, bar, Atlantic city/Las Vegas trip
Hahaha, “sleep over.” Claudia basement style.

681. If you saw The Craft were you interested in wicca/paganism/magic afterwards?
Never saw it.

682. What are your top 3 priorities?
Seek data, change the world, obsess.

683. If you saw fight club did you want to get into a fistfight afterwards?
Never saw it. This is a movie-heavy portion of the survey.

684. What is your favorite smell?
I WILL STAB YOU ALL.

685. Give everything below a humor rating (1 = laugh your ass off, 2 = lol, 3 = smile, 4 = lame, 5 = not funny, 6 = offensive):
People falling: 5
Rape jokes: 4
Sarcastic comments: 3
Blonde jokes: 3
Dirty jokes: 2
God/religion jokes: 2
Long-ass jokes: 2
Death jokes: 3
Pain/sickness jokes: 4
Animals doing cute stuff: 3
Bodily functions: 5
Knock jokes: 4
Ethnic jokes: 4
Puns: 1
Ironic situations:1

685. If you saw Cruel Intentions did you want to have lots of meaningless sex afterwards?
OH CAN YOU GUESS? Never seen it.

686. Do you get at least three hugs per day?
I’m lucky if I brush against someone on the bus (NOT CREEPY AT ALL).

687. What should someone never say to you/call you if they want to remain on your good side?
Don’t insult the way I dress, please.

688. If you saw Trainspotting did you want to do drugs afterwards?
Didn’t see that one either.

689. Do movies have a great influence on you?
Judging by my answers on this survey, “no” should be obvious.

690. Do you have a favorite reality TV show?
Top Chef rules!

691. Are there certain roles that people are pressured to play in society or can they basically do whatever they want?
We can do what we want, but we rarely really do.

692. How does the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake compare to the original movie?
Neeeever saw it.

693. Have you ever held a magnifying glass over an insect to burn it?
Nope.

694. Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly, butterfly or any other insect?
Nope.

695. What would you think of a guy (if you’re into guys) or a girl (if you’re into girls) who wanted to take you to the park to feed the birds and look at the turtles and fish in the water on a date?
I think that would be acceptable. As long as it wasn’t raining.

696. Do you use public pools?
I haven’t gone swimming in forever.

697. Do you use public bathrooms?
Yup.

698. Do you use public showers?
I don’t know if I ever had.

699. How old will you be in 17 years?
40. Holy shit.

700. Would it effect you at all if you knew that a very large meteor was headed towards earth that would impact in 17 years?
Nope.

YOU KNOW THE DRILL

501. If you could rename yourself what would your new name be?
I like my name.

502. What is your Glam Rock name (the name of your first pet plus your street name)?
Mindy 43rd. Haha, that sounds like a bad bar drink.

503. Have you ever created your own ‘what ___ are you’ quiz?
Way back when. I had a “Which Founding Father Are You?” quiz on Quizilla for quite some time.

504. What is your favorite song from the 70’s?
Dudes, Bohemian Rhapsody.

505. What do you feel like complaining about?
School. I’m into that lately.

506. What do you feel like celebrating?
The upcoming weekend and week following.

507. Have you lost touch with anyone you should call?
Haha, oh yes.

508. Deep in thought do you forgive everyone?
I really, really suck at holding a grudge.

509. Can a person speak out against their government and still support their country?
Hell yeah.

510. What do you have faith in?
Data.

511. Do you believe your government has a file on you somewhere?
Canada? Sure, they’ve got my student permit thingy.

512. What (not who) do you care about?
Can the earth in general count?

513. What is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you?
Realizing at some point that I’ve picked the wrong career(s).

514. Who or what is really the absolute root and source of all evil?
Intolerance.

515. What do you want to change about the world?
It’s cliché as hell, but I think we really need to reassess why we don’t have more compassion for one another. I’d like to bring to peoples’ attention the fact that things would be so much easier for everyone if we actually gave a crap about each other.

516. Why did you decide to complete this survey?
Because surveys are awesome and it’s what I do.

517. Has anyone ever led you on?
Yup. We’ll not go into that, okay?

518. What was the last thing you did against your will?
Went to campus.

519. What are your plans for the rest of today?
Not much, the day’s almost over.

520. How can you make tomorrow better than today was?
Try to freak out less. Rinse. Repeat.

521. Would you rather date someone 4 feet tall or 9 feet tall?
4 feet tall. Then we’d both be itty bitty.

522. How often do you get jealous?
I try not to get jealous, but it happens every once and awhile.

523. What is the one thing you do that your friends wish you didn’t?
I freak out at inappropriate times, but I wouldn’t be me without that.

524. Do you do any soul searching?
I do mind searching.

525. Do you believe you have a soul?
Nah.

526. Would you rather have a child that is more confident or more curious?
Curious.

527. Are you a slave to love?
I’m a slave to my love of Leibniz.

528. If you were going to write a bedtime story for someone you loved what would it be about?
I remember I wrote a parody of “Goodnight Moon” about Aneel way back when.

529. Does anyone understand you?
Meh.

530. Do you understand yourself?
I do indeed.

531. Earth, Air, Fire, and Water: Which is your element?
Air.

532. Who influences you to be the way you are?
No one.

533. What is one idea that you live by?
Analyze smartly and carry a large n.

534. How can people act to make you want to get to know them?
They can not act like jerks; I’m open apart from that.

535. Are you more delicate or tough?
I’m pretty tough.

536. Would you rather be smarter or more beautiful?
SMARTER!

537. Have you ever had a surprise party?
Nope.

538. When are you at a loss for words?
Quite rarely.

539. What is the worst time to be alone?
On the weekend. Saturday in particular.

540. What do your parents do that you will try never to do?
My parents are pretty sensible people.

541. What gets you through the night?
Knowing I now have a future.

542. Do you really want to live forever?
Hell no. That would be torture.

543. Do you often experience powerful emotions?
Yeah, actually.

544. What could make you so happy right now that you would cry and laugh and sing?
I’m not telling. It’ll make it not happen.

545. Who is your favorite visual artist?
Dunno.

546. What would you like to protest against?
Sarah Palin, haha.

547. What or who do you support?
Science! And anyone who thinks Leibniz is the greatest human being ever.

548. If you found out you were pregnant today, would you have an abortion?
I’d be very, very confused before anything else.

549. Do you like picking out greeting cards or would you rather write your own?
I’m not a fan of cards in general.

550. Do you like to be thought of as mysterious?
Not particularly.

551. What is the most magical thing that has ever happened to you?
Teehee. ;)

552. How would you tell your friend his or her fly was open in public?
I’d say “dude, your fly is down!”

553. Does a good friend tell you you’ve got something in your teeth or pretend not to notice it?
They tell you.

554. The world has many secrets. Have you learned any? Will you share it?
I have indeed, but I shall not share. Ha.

555. Are there any bands you like so much that you want to get their music video collection on DVD?
Eh.

556. What do you need advice about?
Nothing as of yet. I’ll let you know in another year.

557. Have you been half-asleep and have you heard voices?
…I refuse to answer this question.

558. Do you have a good luck charm?
Nope. I used to wear the same outfit for every test I took, but that was just me being dumb.

559. Should animals have the same right to life as people?
Durh.

560. What is your least favorite body part?
I don’t like elbows. Well, I guess I don’t really like the name, elbows themselves are quite necessary.

561. Do you enjoy British comedy?
Blah. Not really.

562. Are there ever happy endings or does nothing end?
Depends on how you define “ending.”

563. What is your worst trait?
Me.

564. Is the world more beautiful because of love?
Sure.

565. What is the essence of you?
Stupid puns.

566. What really inspires you?
Certain songs. Certain books. Data. Statistics in general.

567. Have you met your soul mate?
I don’t really know if we have soul mates.

568. Is everyday a special occasion?
Sure, for someone somewhere.

569. What sound would you rather hear than any sound in the world?
Sleepyhead. Yes, I’m obsessed.

570. Of the following which word best describes you: natural, outgoing, polite, quick thinking?
Probably quick thinking, just ‘cause none of the others do.

571. Do any commercials make you want to break your TV?
I haven’t seen a commercial in forever. I used to HATE the Florida’s natural commercials, though.

572. Have you ever lost your religion?
Like R.E.M.? I never really had a religion, though I went to Catholic school.

573. Do you want to share your life with someone?
It would certainly be nice, but that doesn’t look like it’ll ever happen.

574. Where ARE the wild things?
Narnia.

575. Would you rather have a child genetically related to you or an adopted child?
I would rather not have a child at all.

576. If I had a birthday party would you come?
Who are you?!

577. What seemingly impossible thing is POSSIBLE?
AAAAAAAAAH MIND BLOWN (sorry, I’m very distracted today).

578. What song do you love to sing out loud?
Anything by Boston, anything by Journey. Bad Romance.

579. Have you ever run through the woods naked and played in a stream (you should)?
I wish I have!

580. Have you ever taken long solitary night walks?
I walked through the cemetery here a few times.

581. Is there more to you than anyone knows?
Indeed there is.

582. Can you make tonight the night that you do the things you always wanted to do?
Not tonight. Got an appointment early tomorrow morning.

583. Would you rather watch life on TV or LIVE it?
TV in general sucks. So does life, but at least I can control the level of suckiness.

584. What keeps you chained down?
Chains.

585. What is the nagging feeling in the back of your head?
“Write your thesis, fool!”

586. Do you celebrate yourself?
What is there to celebrate?

587. Does everyone get the same opportunities in life?
Unfortunately not.

588. What would you consider to be better than sex?
Pretty much anything.

589. What evil is necessary?
Enough to balance out the good.

590. What’s your favorite one hit wonder?
The Macarena is fantastic.

591. What would you do anything for?
Being able to analyze stuff. I don’t think I could live without that anymore.

592. Do you celebrate the full moon?
Nope.

593. Have you ever gone in the water at the beach at night?
Indeed I have.

594. Are you ordinary?
Meh.

595. What makes people want to hang out with you?
I’m a weirdo. Some people dig that.

596. Have you ever felt like you’ve been a little bit too good to someone?
I don’t think you can ever be too good to anyone.

597. What book did you like that you had to read for school?
We read Great Expectations in 10th grade; that was pretty great.

598. What book should everyone have to read in school?
Everyone should read The Great Gatsby. I’m sure most everyone has to already, but it wasn’t required for us and I thought it definitely should have been.

599. Do you like the store Old Navy?
They have good shirts once and awhile.

600. What movie sequels do you like?
Pretty much any sequel Pixar makes.

401. Some say that high school is the best time of your life. Was that true for you?
It was quite an entertaining four years, but certainly not the best four years of my life.

402. What do you find yourself encouraging others to try?
R. Statistics. Vaios.

403. Which is better: Mel Brooks or Woody Allen?
Woody Allen.

404. When was the last time you were up all night?
Last time I was with my Moscow friends, I think.

405. _________ is life. The rest is just details. Fill in the blank.
Passion.

406. Are people too complex and different to be categorized?
You can categorize ANYTHING!!

407. Is it good to have pride in your own race or does that separate people from each other because it makes them think of everyone else as ‘outsiders’?
There’s a difference between pride and arrogance, and I think a lot of problems stem from people not knowing the difference, especially with race.
We also tend to take ourselves way too seriously.

408. What fictional story would you like to live through?
OOOH The Caine Mutiny! LOVE that story.

409. Are cats or dogs smarter?
Cats!

410. Have you ever guessed someone’s password and broken into their diary?
Nope. I never would want to, either.

411. What teacher, if any, has affected you the most in your life?
Dr. O’Rourke! He got me into philosophy.
And Dr. Cannon, ‘cause he introduced me to Leibniz.

412. Are you more easily bored or excited?
Haha, excited. Oh my.

413. What’s the bravest or most daring thing you have ever done?
I’d say taking 25 credits is pretty brave.

414. “What’s the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?” (- Adam Ant)
Boredom? Desire to become a member of Ocean’s 11?

415. If your man or woman served you breakfast in bed as a treat what would you want?
Pancakes rule! But only if my man or woman would be able to join me in bed to share them.

416. What do you do only when you are upset?
Uh, have panic attacks?

417. What’s the oddest CD in your collection?
I think I only have about 4 CDs now.

418. What’s the best diary name you ever saw?
No idea.

419. What would your friends be surprised to learn about you?
Something I’m not ready to disclose as of yet.

420. Who owes you an apology?
No one.

421. Who deserves an apology from you?
I still feel the need to keep apologizing to Rob.

422. How would you like to treat your kids differently from the way your parents treated you?
No kids! Get them away!

423. Which do you like best: 60’s, 70’s or 80’s fashion?
70’s, bitches!

424. What is the worst pick up line ever used on you?
No one has ever used a pick up line on me.

425. Of the following, which word best describes you: inventive, kinetic (energetic), light-hearted, mature
Inventive.

426. Do you own a record player?
Nope.

427. How easily do you make friends?
It depends, really.

428. What is the difference between having character and being a character?
I think people generally apply the phrase “he/she’s a character” to someone loud and charismatic. Having character, in my opinion, just means you have some sort of redeemable quality (or qualities) that get noticed by some people.

429. Are there any animals you flat out refuse to touch?
I. Hate. Dragonflies.

430. Do you care about your weight?
Sure.

431. Did you/will you go to the prom?
I went. I danced in front of a giant light for like five hours. I got glitter in places no human should ever get glitter.

432. Have you ever wanted to date twins?
DUDE that would be pretty rockin’.

433. What one thing would you change about high school if you could?
Hahaha, I wouldn’t have wasted my time obsessing over Lead. Anyone who knows me knows who Lead is and the whole saga surrounding them.

434. If you came with a warning label, what would it say?
“Highly chromatic. May be dangerous to sensitive eyes.”

435. Are you artistic and creative?
I pretend to be.

436. What were you (probably) doing on this date last year?
January 24^th? Was that a Sunday?
Probably playing Fallout and ignoring the nagging voice in the back of my head telling me to do research.

437. What are you obsessed with?
Hahahaha. Statistics, philosophy, Leibniz, color, blogging.

438. What was the last compliment you received?
I was told I look about 16 by an overly concerned gentlemen who thought I was too young to be out on Hastings-Sunrise alone (though I think *anyone* is too young to be out on Hastings-Sunrise alone).

439. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Nope.

440. Who would you like to be alone with right now?
I AM alone. I’ve been alone for quite some time now.

441. Do you push people away when you really want them to come closer?
Depends on who it is.

442. Is a prenuptial agreement necessary or does it take the romance and trust out of marriage?
If both parties agree to it, then I don’t think it’s a problem.

443. Do you lie your way out of things?
Haha, when I’m desperate.

444. Are you better at talking or listening?
Depends on the subject.

445. What will only happen to you once in this lifetime?
Haha, death.

446. Know of any conspiracy theories you think might be credible?
Does “Google is a superpower waiting to strike” count as one?

447. What are the most beautiful words that have ever been spoken to you?
Not sure about this one.

448. If it were legal would you own a human slave (race unimportant)?
Hell no.

449. Have you ever read your own writing at a poetry reading?
Yup. Twice.

450. What is one simple thing that gives you the happy shivers?
Three words: principal components analysis.

451. What do you do for exercise?
Elliptical machine, walking, sprinting to the bus, weights.

452. Would you rather have a strict teacher with a sense of humor or a lenient teacher that doesn’t teach?
Strict + humor.

453. If you ever have a baby what might you want to name it?
Babies suck. But I like the name Adam.

454. If you won free tickets to a concert from a radio show and had to choose between Inxs, Poison, Blondie and Moby, which would you choose?
Moby.

455. Are you a good cook?
I’m not too shabby for someone without a sense of smell.

456. Do you prefer when things come with no assembly required, even if they are a bit more expensive?
Generally. It’s easier that way.

457. Start a sentence with the words: what if
What if we all got what we wanted?

458. Are you more spontaneous and unpredictable or loyal and routine?
So, so totally routine.

459. What is the highest number you can count to in your head?
Haha, I’ve never really paid attention to what number’s been the highest.

460. How do you go about losing weight?
Never really consciously tried.

461. Do you have street smarts?
Hahahaha, no.

462. Do you have a lot of common sense?
In general, yes.

463. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Oreo!

464. What’s your favorite movie that involves dancing?
There’s like 50 seconds of dancing in Mystery Men, can I pick that?

465. Would you ever want to become a guest on a talk show? If yes what would the show’s theme be?
I would suck as a guest on a talk show. I don’t think I’d want to do it.

466. Do you like the way you look naked?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww no.

467. Have you ever dissected an animal?
A frog, a rat, a cow’s heart/lungs.

468. Who do you know who is brilliant?
Sean’s pretty freaking smart. Nick, too. And Lead…

469. Who do you know who is dull?
I don’t think I’d qualify anyone I know as “dull.”

470. Do you ever think about time travel?
Indeed. I almost wrote my NaNo on it before I realized that science fiction is not really my thing.

471. What is one interesting fact you know?
The sun makes a full rotation about once every 25 earth days.

472. Do you talk to yourself?
Oh yes.

473. Do you believe that humankind has a future in space (will we live there someday)?
I think we’re going to try and do something with Mars at some point, but aside from that, I’m not sure.

474. Would you rather wear clothes that you don’t mind getting dirty or more delicate outfits?
As long as they’re colorful as hell, it doesn’t matter.

475. How do you ‘live life to the fullest’?
I analyze stuff to try and find the connections in the universe.
I also eat M&Ms.

476. Are you sloppy or a neat freak?
Neat freak.

477. Would you rather have a trunk full of nickels or half a trunk full of dimes?
Dimes are superior to nickels.

478. What is the worst mistake you’ve ever made?
Ohhhh, we’re not going to go into that little saga.

479. Are you in good health?
Physical? Yes. Mental? Noooo.

480. Are you patriotic?
Mildly.

Let’s play fact or crap. Is it a fact? Or is it crap?

481. The greenhouse effect is bad for your health.
Crap. The greenhouse effect is necessary for life.

482. There are about as many molecules of air in one breath as there are hairs on your head.
Crap. There are probably way more.

483. The Miss America pageant started out as a contest in which people decorated wheel chairs and one chair was judged the prettiest.
Hahahahaha. Can’t even answer this one.

484. To remove a tattoo a physician can place a small balloon under the skin, which is inflated so that the tattooed skin gradually stretches. Then they cut the stretched skin away.
Ouch. That seems like an overly complicated way of getting rid of a tattoo. I hope this one is crap.

485. Cock fighting is a sexual sport.
How I wish this weren’t crap.

486. It is the warmest time of the day during the hour that the sun is the highest in the sky.
Crap. At least in Moscow.

487. Certain scientists specialize in studying cow farts.
Probably true. And they probably all work at the U of I.

488. The brilliant colors (reds, oranges, yellows) across the sky that we get from sunsets are caused mainly by pollution.
Crap. It’s the atmosphere!

489. In Grimm’s original fairy tale, Rapunzel is pregnant.
Fact? The original fairy tales were brutal.

490. Dracula was the first movie about a vampire.
Doubtful.

491. The inventors of Corn Flakes, the Kellogg brothers, ran a school for delinquent youth.
Not sure on this one.

492. “Kemo Sabe” means “soggy shrub” in Navajo.
Probably crap.

493. Sir Thomas Crapper invented the toilet.
Crap. He invented the ballcock, though. I know a lot about the toilet thanks to a junior high project.

494. The Earl of Sandwich invented the Sandwich.
Weren’t there like five Earls of Sandwich?

495. Some Chinese alchemists were trying to invent an immortality medicine and accidentally invented gunpowder instead.
Hahaha, oops.

496. The human body is made of about 99% water.
Crap?

497. Bubble gum contains rubber.
Crap. It probably contains a lot worse, though.

498 This survey to the zero power = 0.
CRAP!

499. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
I think this is fact.

500. There are 86401 seconds in day
Crap, at least technically.

301. List 5 things you have not experienced that you would like to experience before you die.
A) Get a book published
B) Skydive
C) Go to Antarctica
D) Get a PhD
E) Work on the ocean in some way

302. Will you try to accomplish any of these things within the next year?
Indeed.

303. What do you feel controlled by?
Certain circumstances that shall not be mentioned here.

304. If Jesus appeared to you and told you that the moon was made of green cheese would you believe him?
I think I’d be too much in shock regarding seeing Jesus to make any claims about the moon.

305. What is one thing you are sure of?
That I’m not sure of anything. HA!

306. At what part of the day do you feel the most alert?
Probably around 10 or 11 PM.

307. Have you ever played in a band?
Dude, you have no idea.

308. Have you ever stared into the ocean thinking ‘early creatures crawled outta that’?
Hahaha. I was too busy focusing on the green cheese moon.

309. If not, what do you think of when you are staring into the ocean?
Staring into the ocean is not something I do frequently.

310. Do you like the mental challenge of chess or other games?
Indeed. Though I don’t know how to play chess.

311. Do you ever think of where your atoms were before they were in you?
Yup.

312. Do you ever think about where your atoms will go after they have been in you?
Indeed.

313. If you didn’t know that people couldn’t fly do you think that you could?
Probably. We’re a pretty capable species when we’re not being idiots.

314. Are you someone that others call when they’re having a problem and want to talk about it?
I wouldn’t mind that, but I don’t think anyone would ever call me.

315. When it comes to literature, do you see beyond the writing and into the meaning intended by the author?
I try to, but I also try not to add too much meaning above what I would think the author actually tried to include.

316. Is there anything you can take apart completely, and then put back together, and have no left over parts?
Haha, the last thing I took apart was a TV. That was fun.

317. What are your feelings about the death penalty?
I think it’s pretty useless the way it’s set up now, but other than that I don’t really have much of an opinion.

318. If there was a god and you could ask him/her one question what would it be?
“Why is Jesus delusional about the moon?”

319. Do you believe that life will be found on other planets?
Yup.

320. What is something worth suffering for?
Knowledge.

321. If you could put an extra eye on your body anywhere you wanted, where would you put it?
AWESOME! My butt.

322. Are you in touch with the earth and nature?
Meh.

323. Would you rather live simply or extravagantly?
In between?

324. Have you ever been camping?
Indeed.

325. Is your heart open when you meet someone new?
Sure.

326. Are you able to have conversations with and become friends with people who are not like you and are interested in different things than you are?
Indeed.

327. Are strangers more beautiful or frightening to you?
Frightening.

328. What stops you from doing everything you want to do?
Fear. Desire to not be shunned. Dumb, I know.

329. Can you think of three adjective that do not apply to you at all?
Tall, bland, outgoing.

330. How do you feel about Jeremy Jaynes, who got a nine year prison sentence for spamming people with junk email?
I think it’s pretty bad that we’d assign nine years of prison to someone for this while people who do a lot worse things get off for much less.

331. Do you know who the current premier of China is?
Nope.

332. Are you very active?
I try to be.

333. Is there a city that reminds you of the landscape of your brain?
Hahaha. The literal landscape or the figurative one?

334. Have you ever loved someone who has loved you back?
I’m not entirely sure if any of the people who have told me they loved me were totally sincere.

335. Is it really being ‘in love with’ someone if the other person doesn’t love you?
I have debated this question over and over again in my head. I had issues when I was younger.

336. Do you believe that there is someone perfect for everyone or that people just fall in love with whoever they are with at the time?
I think we pick the best out of the people with whom we associate, since it’s obviously unrealistic to assume we’d get to select from the entire population.

337. Do you know secret things?
Some things, yes.

338. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have?
Welcome to elementary school/junior high/high school. Like I said, issues.

339. How do you overcome your fears?
BY BEING MANLY!

340. What can you do better than anyone you know?
Screw around. Take a lot of credits. Do both at the same time.

341. Would you benefit from a wilder existence?
Haha, probably. Grad school’s not like the wild, wild west or anything (“this thesis ain’t big enough for the two of us…”).

342. Does it seem to you like the range of socially acceptable behavior is getting smaller or larger?
Larger.

343. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yup.

344. Are people becoming more afraid of each other?
Probably.

345. If you had to choose the percentage of freedom vs. safety what ratio would you decide on (ex: 100% free 0% safe)?
I don’t think the two are opposites.

346. Does safety stifle you?
Only when I let it.

347. Who or what needs to be stopped?
This is an odd question.

348. Are human beings becoming more domesticated?
Michael Pollan, woooo! Haha, sorry.

349. Do you follow the lives of the British Royal Family?
Haha, nope.

350. How did the death of Pope John Paul II affect you?
Not at all.

351. Have you ever lost something and never found it?
My sanity.

352. Do you listen to any talk radio shows?
Nope.

353. Who do you trust more, your friends or your parents?
Parents.

354. Would you ever date someone outside of your race or religion?
Why not?

355. Which of the 7 deadly sins in the worst (gluttony, greed, pride, lust, envy, wrath, sloth)?
Pride.

356. Which one are you most guilty of?
Envy. Or Wrath. Or wrathful envy. Envious wrath?

357. Are you afraid to be alone with yourself?
On occasion.

358. Would you venture to tell someone you loved him or her if they didn’t say it first?
I’d be extremely nervous to, but I suppose I would.

359. What are you the most sensitive about?
My intelligence.

360. What can you talk about for hours?
Statistics. Philosophy. Leibniz.

361. Do you talk about yourself, other people, or ideas the most?
I try to talk most about ideas.

362. Do you believe that spell casting can work?
Nah.

363. Are you a fan of The Legend of Zelda games?
I’ve actually never played any of them, but I’ve watched Lanky play on the Wii.

364. What old movie would you go see if it were re-released in the movie theaters?
Not much of a movie person.

365. Is there a celebrity that you would be too starstruck to talk to if you met them?
Can Leibniz count? If so, him.

366. Have you ever left a mean unsigned note?
Nope.

367. Do you think it’s cheesy to paste things you didn’t write into your diary?
Depends on why you’re doing it, I suppose.

368. What are three things that you try not to think about?
I try not to restrict what I think about.

369. Is casual sex acceptable for you?
I don’t do this “sex” thing.

370. What form of sexual protection do you use?
Being me, haha, it seems to do the trick.

371. What is expected of you that you feel is unnatural or not right?
I don’t like that I’m expected to earn my education in the “traditional” way.

372. Do you sometimes place your own expectations on other people?
I try not to.

373. Do you sometimes act overeager to make friends when you are around strangers?
Haha, I’m too shy.

374. Do you take everything that is said literally?
If I did, life would certainly be interesting.

375. Do you take most things others say seriously?
Somewhat.

376. Do you have a quick wit?
When I’m hyper.

377. Do you believe in the need for political correctness?
Pfft.

378. Do you have strong opinions and beliefs?
About some things, yes.

379. If yes, can you still hang out with and be friends with people who disagree with you?
Of course.

380. Are you uptight?
Haha, yeah.

381. Do you sometimes do risky things?
Indeed.

382. Could just about anyone hold your interest in a conversation for at least ten minutes?
Meh.

383. Are you self-conscious?
Oh yes.

384. What would be your ideal destination for a Saturday afternoon?
Chilling in my apartment. Possibly playing Fallout.

385. Does anyone have a video tape of you doing something embarrassing?
Every time I’m captured on film I’m doing something embarrassing.

386. What is Kevin Smith’s best movie?
I’ve never seen any of the movies he’s been in.

387. Where do you like to go on Friday or Saturday nights?
I like to stay home and chill.

388. Do you like your friends to act the same way all the time or do you accept their moods and changes?
I have weird ass friends, I expect nothing of them but to be the strange things that they are. :)

389. Do you often feel like other people are judging you?
Yes.

390. What do you think other people judge you to be like?
Probably weird, stupid, and ugly.

391. Are you quick to judge others?
I try not to be.

392. When you have a fight with someone do you want to talk about it right away or calm down first and then talk?
I haven’t fought with anyone in like two years.

393. Some say love is a river (according to the old song). What do you say love is?
It’s MORE THAN A FEEEEEEEEELING…WHEN I HEAR THAT OLD SONG THEY USE TO PLAAAAAAAAAY…(sorry).

394. What is the worst fault a person can have?
Being too judgmental of others.

395. Do you have it?
The above fault? I hope not.

396. Which do you think has more impact on a person’s character, genetics or environment?
Genetics.

397. Who was your first best friend?
Last time I had a “best friend” was in elementary school. Her name was Anastasia Pennington.

398. If you are not best friends anymore, what came between you?
She moved away.

399. Who have you read a biography about?
Leibniz, Einstein…that’s about it.

400. What would your own autobiography be called?
Haha, I think my blogs are becoming my autobiography.
Also, isn’t the phrase “own autobiography” a bit redundant in this question?

Part three of the 5,000 question survey!

201. Put these creatures in order from what you would least like to be reincarnated as (1), to what you would most like to be reincarnated as (10) assuming reincarnation ended up existing AND you were given a choice: caterpillar, house dog, wild dog, vulture, male human, female human, oak tree, rock, manta ray, dolphin
Manta ray, male human, caterpillar, house dog, wild dog, rock, oak tree, dolphin, vulture, female human.
Yes, I’d rather be a rock than a lady again.

202. What do you feel unworthy of?
Pretty much everything.

203. Would you rather be remembered for having done something for humanity or being a really nice person?
I’d like to do something nice for humanity, so…

204. Which do you value more: science or intuition?
Science!

205. Your best friend and your significant other are in the hospital at the same time with the same ailment. Who do you visit first?
Uh, whoever’s closest to the entrance of the hospital?

206. Does the universe revolve around human beings?
Pfft.

207. If you are no longer a virgin, do you wish you still were?
I still am.

208. Who is your favorite poet of those who are alive right now?
I’m not a poetry fan.

209. What is your favorite song from the 90’s?
Was U Can’t Touch This from the 90’s? If so, that.

210. If you were in alphabet soup what letter would you be?
“U.”

211. Do you believe in fairies, ghosts, aliens, angels, dwarves, elves, etc.?
Nope.

212. What makes you want to be someone’s friend?
If they’re nice to me, if they’re nice to others, if we are comfortable around each other.

213. Do you troll around the Internet harassing people anonymously for fun?
Hahaha, I used to. Oh, 7th grade…

214. Have you ever seen the movie A Man Who Fell to Earth?
Nope.

215. What is your favorite line from a movie?
Pretty much every line from Tremors.

216. What’s your favorite video game?
Fallout 3, bitches!

217. Have you ever taken something that wasn’t yours?
Yup.

218. What is one phrase people say that irritates you?
I dislike it when people use “like” incessantly.

219. You allow strangers to read your diary, but would you let your parents read it?
If by “diary” you mean “blog,” I know my mom reads it.

220. Hot steamy bubble bath or quick in and out shower?
Quick shower.

221. Are you allergic to anything?
Asthma medicine and pineapple.

222. What is your favorite Terminator movie?
I never have seen any of them.

223. What is your favorite fast food?
McDonald’s French fries are amazing.

224. What would someone have to do to get you to never speak to him or her again?
Something quite egregious, I’m pretty forgiving.

225. Would (or have) you ever whip someone or be whipped by someone in bed?
Hahaha. No, but knives are fun.

226. Have you ever said ‘I hate everyone’ and really meant it literally?
Nope.

227. Why do some people want to get more money than they could ever spend?
Because people are weird.

228. Have you ever won a carnival fish?
Nope.

229. Did it live more than a week?
I don’t know, I never had one.

230. What’s the best sounding accent a person can have?
I dig British.

231. What’s the most boring thing you’ve ever read?
War and Peace made me want to stab myself, but so did To Kill a Mockingbird.

232. Do you prefer buttons or touch screens?
Touch screens are snazzy, but buttons are easier.

233. Do you think there is a lot of similarity between the Harry Potter books and the Lord of the Rings series?
No idea. Don’t care for either.

234. Would you consider yourself to be naive?
About some things, yes.

235. Which of your friends is most likely to go to jail?
Hahaha, not sure…

236. What is the smallest amount of money that could be in a public toilet that would make you reach in and grab it?
Dude, I’d reach for a quarter.

237. Would you ever wear real fur?
No.

238. Arachnophobia or Eight Legged Freaks?
Haven’t seen either.

239. What are your feelings about police officers?
They’re cool. They’re brave.

240. what is your favorite line from a song?
AAAAAH I can’t pick just one! IMPOSSIBLE!

241. Is fifty dollars a lot of money?
Hell ya.

242. Do you like the band Front 242?
Never heard them.

243. Would you rather have fame, money, or self-satisfaction?
Money, because with money I could do what I want to do for humanity, thus giving myself self-satisfaction.

244. What’s your middle name?
Marie.

245. What is the absolute limit, the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?
I do a lot of crazy things for free, so probably something pretty wild.

246. Are you good, evil or neutral?
Good.

247. Should ebonics be considered a language?
Eh.

248. What color is your bedroom? What color would you like it to be?
White, but I’d like bright orange.

249. When are you planning to move to a new home?
Possibly in half a year or so, but it all depends.

250. If you added up the cost of everything in the room with you, approximately what would it come out to be?
Hahaha, a lot. I’m in my apartment, so the living room and kitchen and office are the same thing.

251. Do you blow your nose in public?
Hahahaha, when I need to.

252. Do you want to follow in your parent’s footsteps?
Not in terms of career choice, no.

253. What is the coolest web site you know of?
Tom Deslongchamp’s site is wonderful. His early Flash projects are hilarious. http://www.tomthinks.com/

254. Which cartoon would you most like to see turned into a movie?
I loved Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy in junior high.

255. Of the following, which word best describes you: enthusiastic, fair minded, generous, helpful
Enthusiastic.

256. Can you eat with chopsticks?
Very horribly, but yes.

257. Could you tell real money from counterfeit?
Maybe.

258. What do you think about school uniforms?
I don’t know, I’ve never had to have them.

259. What ancient civilization would you most like to visit?
Ancient Greece, man.

260. What would make a great new Crayola color?
Anything orange-intense.

261. If an art project is created with the intent of getting rich and famous, does that cast doubt over its significance as a work of art?
No.

262. If you became president, whom would you invite to sing at your inauguration?
OMG LIEK JUSTIN BEIBER LOLOLOLOLOL

263. Who is the greatest philosopher of your country?
Searle is a smarty.

264. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
IT’S ON THE MOON, EVERYBODY GET ON A SHUTTLE!

265. Is it as easy to make you happy now as it was when you were a child?
It’s probably easier. I was a persnickety child.

266. Who knows more…you, or your parents?
Everyone knows more than I.

267. What instrument would you like to be famous for playing?
I used to want to be a professional clarinet player. Then I realized I sucked.

268. Children fill their lungs completely with air. Adults breathe in a more shallow way, not filling their lungs completely. Why the change?
I was unaware of this.

269. Would you have sex with a stranger for one million dollars?
Hahahaha.
No.

270. Are you completely in control of your body?
As much as one can be, yes.
Are you completely in control of your mind?
Not as much as I used to be.

271. Which is more romantic: an expensive, glittering bouquet OR flowers that were hand picked as they grew beside the parkway?
Whichever.

272. Do you know yourself well enough to understand why you feel the way you do?
Yes indeed.

273. Which do you do more often: let movies, songs and books put your feelings into words for you or put your feelings into words by yourself?
I think I’m pretty good at expressing myself on my own. Though I do like to randomly quote stuff.

274. Do you believe celebrities when they are endorsing a product?
Eh.

275. What kind of movies do you wish were made more often?
Good ones.

276. Does fashion matter to you?
My own style matters to me.

277. Should politicians be held to the same legal standards as everyone else?
Duh.

278. What do you get in trouble for the most?
Screwing around.

279. Should parents spank their kids?
I’m not sure, actually.

280. What is your worst daily habit?
Something none of you know about.

281. If you had your choice which one TV show would you have canceled?
I’ve never really liked South Park, but I’ve never really seen it, either.

282. Do you like the taste of sweet or salt?
Salty’s always good.

283. Are you very precise about what words you use to describe your feelings and thoughts?
Yes.

284. What do you feel the most guilty about?
Oh, something that happened a few years ago…

285. Do you meditate?
No.

286. Can dreams be visions, or do you feel they are always random images?
I think dreams are comprised of things we have thought about or experienced the day prior.

287. Do you try to write/say what you are feeling in a true and simple way?
I try.

288. The thief _______ that everyone steals. What verb would you fill in the blank with?
“Thinks.”

289. What’s the most incredible experience you ever had?
Marching for the Seahawks halftime was pretty freaking amazing.

290. Are you ever afraid to write/say/think how you feel?
Yes.

291. Do you write/say/think it anyway or become intimidated and try to avoid it?
It depends on the subject.

292. What is one thing you can’t do?
Touch my toes.

293. Do you like movies starring Charleton Heston?
No idea.

294. Are you gentle?
I try to be.

295. When do you feel the most raw and vulnerable?
When I’m crying. I hate crying.

296. Are you trying to find yourself?
In a sense.

297. Where are you looking?
Under rocks. You know.

298. Are you sometimes afraid of being honest because you are afraid of hurting people’s feelings?
Indeed. This is why I keep most of my opinions to myself.

299. What would make you a stronger person?
Muscles?

300. What book would you like to read sometime soon?
I’d like to read Newton’s Principia Mathematica at some point, does that count?

Today’s song: Two Princes by Spin Doctors

To start on the 5,000 question survey off of my 101 in 1,000, here are the first 100 questions. These will be arriving in installments for awhile now.

1. Who are you?
I’m Claudia

2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?
I can’t smell, I’m in grad school, and I really, really like statistics.

3. When you aren’t filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing?
Doing research, blogging, searching for 5,000 question surveys to fill out.

4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn’t like at the time).
Tests and Measurements was finally surpassed by both Philosophy of Science and Multivariate Analysis. Math 143 still stands as the worst class on the planet.

5. What is your biggest goal for this year?
Get a new song for every day of the year. Looks like I’m going to make it!

6. Where do you want to be in 5 years?
Hopefully either done with school or in a philosophy PhD program. I’d prefer the latter at this point.

7. What stage of life are you in right now?
The grad school stage. That’s synonymous with the quarter life crisis stage, FYI.

8. Are you more child-like or childish?
Probably child-like. I’m like 12 years old in my head.

9. What is the last thing you said out loud?
“The battle of the Apple products!”

10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now?
Probably Regina Spektor’s Eet.

11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes?
I did a long time ago. For like three days.

12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same?
In the words of Ronan Keating, “life is a rollercoaster.”

13. Does time really heal all wounds?
It certainly helps.

14. How do you handle a rainy day?
I live in Vancouver. My LIFE is a rainy day.

15. Which is worse…losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights?
Losing luggage. I’m protective of my clothes.

16. How is your relationship with your parents?
Awesome.

17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?
In social gatherings, yes. I’m very in tune with whether or not everybody’s having a good time—that stresses me out.

18. What is the truest thing that you know?
Truth!

19. What did you want to be when you grew up?
A glaciologist.

20. Have you ever been given a second chance?
I’ve been offered a second chance, but I didn’t take it.

21. Are you more of a giver or a taker?
I try to be more of a giver

22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind?
Usually.

23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?
Appendicitis was pretty freaking bad, but that was mainly because I had to deal with it for about 27 hours while getting ready to graduate from elementary school.

24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?
Let’s not go into that.

25. Who have you hugged today?
No one.

26. Who has done something today to show they care about you?
I haven’t really been in communication with anyone today.

27. Do you have a lot to learn?
Oh yes.

28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be?
A) Understand statistics on a very basic level
B) Speak/read Basque
C) Be able to write really, really, really well

29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel?
What other people say.

30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship?
Sugar, eggs, and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.

31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?
A) Go to Antarctica
B) Get a book published
C) Get a PhD

32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing?
A) Severely hurting or killing someone
B) Ruining someone’s future
C) Having to read To Kill a Mockingbird again

33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause?
Not particularly, I don’t think.

34. What does each decade make you think of:
The 1910’s.
Modesty
20’s:
Flappers!
30’s:
Great depression!
40’s:
Atomic
50’s:
Birth
60’s:
WOOOOOO!
70’s:
Space
80’s:
MC Hammer
90’s:
Pokemon!
2000:
Junior High
2010’s:
Change

35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why?
1960s, just because people always tell me that’s when I was supposed to be born.

36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song?
I dig Peace of Mind pretty hard. We Built This City is also sufficiently badass.

37. What country do you live in and who is the leader of that country?
I currently live in Canada. Who the hell is the leader of Canada? I think it’s Harper…

38. What’s your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night?
Probably Cartoon Network, ‘cause Adult Swim is on and that might mean METALOCALYPSE!

39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why?
My nickname was Scar in elementary school for whatever the hell reason. People would shout “you killed Moufassa!” at me across the playground. I’m not even kidding. Catholic children have an odd way of teasing.

40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout?
I have indeed.

41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat?
Boat!

42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night?
SCIENCE!

43. What does your name mean?
Haha, it means “lame.”

44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space?
Outer space.

45. Word association
What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:
Air: Current
Meat: Slab
Different: Rainbow
Pink: Ribbon
Deserve: Reward
White: Eggs
Elvis: Hunka-hunka-burnin’-love (totally one word)
Magic: Wand
Heart: Music
Clash: The
Pulp: Fiction

46. If you could meet any person in the world who is dead who would you want it to be?
LEIBNIZLEIBNIZLEIBNIZLEIBNIZ

47. What if you could meet anyone who is alive?
I’d like to meet Stephen Hawking. Or John Searle.

48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday?
I’m not a movie person.

49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do?
iPod/headphones for music, journal/pen for writing, Pokemon on the Gameboy for sanity. I’m assuming the lights will be on.

50. Have you ever saved someone’s life or had your life saved?
Nope.

51. Make up a definition for the following silly words…
Fruitgoogle: Apple enthusiasts who utilize Google on their iPhones.
Ambytime: 5/14 time signature.
Asscactus: Slang for uncomfortable underwear.

52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?
Cookies.

53. What was your favorite toy as a child?
A squeaky dog toy shaped like a wrench. His name was Wrenchie. He was green and infinitely awesome.

54. How many TV’s are in your house?
One, but no cable.

55. What is your favorite thing to do outside?
Cycle.

56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?
YAY COLORS!

57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true?
Probably, but I can’t think of one right now.

58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader?
Nope.

59. What is your idea of paradise?
Living in Antarctica, doing statistical analyses, writing philosophical stuff, lots of Rock Band, and Sleepyhead on repeat.

60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like?
No god. Hylozoist.

61. Do you believe in Hell?
Nope.

62. What one thing have you done that most people haven’t?
Never smelled.

63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done?
I leant someone $800 without expecting to be paid back…does that count?

64. Are you a patient person?
Shut up and get to the point!

65. What holiday should exist but doesn’t?
Leibniz Day. Freaking Canadians taking July 1st.

66. What holiday shouldn’t exist but does?
Haha, probably Groundhog’s Day

67. What’s the best joke you ever heard?
I’ve heard some pretty good geeky stats jokes, but I can’t think of any right now.

68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been?
The house with the guys. Oh my god, that was the best year of my life.

69. Is your hair natural or dyed?
Natural.

70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front?
I have my select few.

71. What is under your bed right now?
Nothing, it’s a foam pad on the floor.

72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home?
Depends on if they’d kick me out for making fun of the Scarecrow.

73. If you drive do you frequently speed?
I don’t drive.

74. What is the world’s best song to dance to?
Dildo!

75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone?
I don’t remember when I last danced with someone.

76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers?
I was a Disney kid.

77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo?
I dig elephants.

78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic?
Eh. I’m not innately programmed to write love songs to those I fancy, but I suppose I can be romantic at times.

79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off?
You mean, like if all of a sudden, BAM, the earth just stopped rotating? That would be hilarious. We’d probably all drown when the oceans slosh up onto the shores (by “slosh” I mean “mega tsunami”). Or maybe we’d be swept up by the atmosphere which would still be rotating. That’d be awesome.

80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it?
Random pointless analyses. I love doing them. Lovelovelove.

81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick?
It depends on what you consider to be rights or freedoms.

82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole?
Can I live on the South Pole instead?

83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television?
Television, definitely.

84. What do you think makes someone a hero?
Whether or not they can break into spontaneous song about their good deeds.

85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in?
Dude, I would have loved to be a character in Talespin. ‘Cause that was the greatest cartoon ever made.

86. Name one thing that turns your stomach:
The color red-orange. Ew.

87. What was the last thing you paid for?
My phone bill.

88. Are you a coupon clipper?
Nope.

89. Get anything good in the mail recently?
I’m still waiting for my UPass…

90. Which would you rather take as a gym class…dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling?
Sailing!

91. In Star Trek people ‘beam’ back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person’s memories. So…is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends?
The Ship of Theseus: Star Trek version!

92. What insects are you afraid of?
Dragonflies scare the everliving hell out of me.

93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?
“LEIBNIZ RULES”

94. What’s the most eccentric thing you have ever worn?
HAHAHA LOOK WHO YOU’RE ASKING

95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be?
Dude, M&Ms. There is no other acceptable answer.

96. What are your parents interested in?
Hahaha, soil and graphic design.

97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?
We had giant millipedes when I was younger, but we obviously didn’t go out and catch them.

98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans?
Plans. Plans make everything right with the world.

99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest?
When I’m obsessing.

100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring?
A flashlight, a blanket, and something to entertain myself with.

Woohoo!

Today’s song: Ghosts N Stuff by Deadmau5