Blog #1,592: A Survey


Because sometimes you just have to do a survey.

Will you be dating in six months?
Doubtful. 

Who is the last person to send you a message on text?
Translink (I’d texted to get the bus time)

Are you jealous of anyone right now?
Nah.

Hold hands with anyone last night?
Pfft.

What will you be doing tomorrow?
Going to campus, doing research all day, trying to keep my soul from self-destructing…you know, the usual.

Why did you last cry?
I pissed myself off.

When will your next kiss take place?
That’s an excellent question.

You have to get a facial piercing, what do you get?
Nose ring! I’ve wanted one for awhile.

When was the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
Um…July?

Is anything wrong?
Yes.

Could you cry right now?
Nah. I’m watching Ocean’s 11 and Annabelle’s in my lap.

Are you someone who worries too often?
I think there was one day back in high school where I remember being worry-free.

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
July, with Matt, Maggie, and Rebeca. CAUSE WE’RE AWESOME!

Was yesterday better than today?
Yeah.

What’s the very first thing you do when you wake up?
Turn the alarm off.

Do you ever think about stuff and start crying?
Haha, do you know me?

Do you judge people you don’t know?
I certainly try not to. 

Are you happy with the way things are going?
No.

Where did you go in a car last?
To Safeway in the Oakridge mall.

Are you open about your feelings, or closed off?
It depends on the day/feeling.

Who was the last person you were in a car with besides family?
Sean and Megan.

Have you ever felt replaced?
Yeah, a few times.

Should you be doing something else right now?
Nope. It’s scheduled down time now.

How were you feeling last night?
So-so.

Are you different from how you were a year ago?
Hahaha, oh yes.

If the person you fell hardest for died today, how would you feel?
That would be pretty horrible; I don’t really know how I’d handle that. 

Do you like your life as of now?
Bah. 

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
Several.

Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
It’s probably too late for anyone to do so, if they even wanted to.

Do you like surprises?
Sure.

When was the last time you laughed hard?
Yesterday. I stumbled upon Uncyclopedia’s Vancouver article. Read it, it’s GREAT.

Who was the last person you laid in a bed with?
Hahaha, that’s a private matter.

Who made you smile today?
The guy at the rec center mouthing along to Bad Romance.

What made you sad today?
Me. 

What keeps you up at night?
See above. 

What did you do yesterday?
Research, went to Multivariate Analysis, rode the bus, read, wrote, made an R tutorial video and subsequently lost my voice.

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Sean?

Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
Not today.

Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
My mom? Hahaha, no.

When is your birthday?
February 2nd.

Last person you held hands with, do they mean anything to you?
I haven’t held hands with someone in a long time.

Does it take a lot for you to cry?
Nope.

Name five things that are next to you.
Water bottle, Xbox controller, journal, pen, comb, headphones.

Are you shy?
Socially anxious is a better phrase for it.

Are you listening to music right now?
Nope, TV.

Do you have any weird inside jokes?
Hahaha, my life is a weird inside joke.

What is the last thing someone bought you?
Groceries.

Who was the last person you talked to last night in person before bed?
Uh…my office mate?

Have you made a mistake this past week?
Indeed.

What were you doing at 4am this morning?
Probably having weird dreams.

What’s something that can always make you feel better?
Sleepyhead.

Do you have both a loud side and a quiet side?
YES (that was the loud side).

Are you a stressed out person?
Hahahahahahaha.

I’ll bet you miss someone right now?
I miss a lot of someones right now.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Doubt it.

Who is the last person you high-fived?
Matt?

Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes.

Is it okay if you kiss people when you are single?
Sure?

Would you date someone right now if they asked you?
Depends on who would ask me.

Are your parents over the age of 40?
Indeed.

Are you easily amused?
Oh god yes. 

Does the last person who put their arm around you mean anything to you?
Yes.

Do you miss your past?
Parts of it.

Were you single on your last birthday?
Yep. Back to the old standard.

Do you think you’re wasting your time on the person you like?
Oh, that’s a complicated question.

Do you have a reason to smile right now?
Sorta.

How are you feeling?
Sick-ish.

Is there something you’re not looking forward to?
The next year.

What is your favorite thing to shop for?
Trinkets.

Do you usually listen to your parents?
Yup.

Ever dyed your hair?
Twice.

Would you rather own a snake or a rabbit?
Rabbit.

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Water.

Do you tell your parents everything?
Nope.

How many hours did you sleep last night?
Five?

Today’s song: Breathless by The Corrs

One response

  1. Matt Farnsworth | Reply

    Oh man, that Uncyclopedia Vancouver article is GREAT!!!!!!

    “Vancouver, aka Hong Kong Canada is in Canada and everyone in the room you are sitting in is hopelessly wondering what Vancouver is and why you should recognize its existence. Now prod it with a stick and repeat.”

    So many Asians there….

    Like

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