HAHAHA
It’s good to know 5secondfilms is still as high quality as it used to be, oh my god.
Chrimmas
It’s getting to be the holiday season, yo! Which means I’ve got these two 5 Second Film films going through my head at random times:
“God bless you, San-ta.”
Edit: hahahaha, I’ve never seen this one until now:
Miniature Fireplace Stabs-A-Lot Jesus is the stuff of nightmares.
5sf
A while back, I was telling Nate about Five Second Films, or “Vines before there was Vine,” basically. Apparently they’re still around! Pretty crazy. I think I found them back in 2008 or so.
Anyway, here’s a playlist of 15 or so of my favorite 5sfs.
MENERGY
This is fantastic.
Witty title? Nope.
I AM DEAD from that freaking test, man.
Have some of my favorite bookmarks, ‘cause I’m pretty much worthless for anything else today.
- 5 Second Films. Because they’re the best.
- This site gives you letters one by one and you have to make words out of them in a timed environment.
- Dogwood Ceramics. Want clay and glaze and related art tools? This is the place!
- Want to look at recipes? Foodgawker!
- I’ve linked to this before, but if you want to read fiction with a mathematical theme, go here!
- Powder Game. I remember Aaron playing this for HOURS when we first discovered it.
- A list of good redwood hikes, in case you ever get to northern California and want to see some amazing trees.
- Wind map for the US.
Claudia’s Re-Post-a-Palooza
I am BORED and NERVOUS FOR NO REASON, so you get old YouTube videos as my blog for today. I’ve posted the vast majority of these on there at one point or another, but I’m too nervous to think of anything interesting to blog about instead, so there ya go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XorRRynELuY
That is so old now, holy crap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0MVuWDc5RQ
Historians around the world agree that that is the most accurate depiction of Hitler. And the way Captain Planet busts through that wall at 3:37 is still hysterical. They show an OPEN WINDOW at 0:59. Why didn’t he just fly through that? It would have hurt a lot less, I can guarantee. “CAPTAIN PLANET, HE’S OUR HERO; GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO Z-oh, he’s unconscious after breaking through that wall.”
The rooster noises, oh my god.
YAY!
Title?? WHY?!?!?!
All my friends are Earth signs. Haha, I’ve been reading zodiac stuff all morning.
Also:
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/going-postal
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/operation_mistletoe
The “THE END?!” makes it.
Short blog. I’m insanely busy.
“Doctor, doctor! I’ve stopped menstruating!” “Mr. Johnson, get out of my office.”
I reiterate from past blogs where I’ve talked about these guys: if you’re ever feeling down, just watch a few 5secondfilms.
Unfortunately their site keeps crashing on me today, but I’ve managed a few videos that had me laughing hysterically.
That last one is oh so much immature humor. Awesome.
5 x 20 seconds of fun
You all know I love 5 Second Films, as I have raved about them in the past. But because I have absolutely nothing else to say today and I’m nervous as hell about this weekend (details coming soon), I give you my top 20 5sf. In list form. ‘Cause I’m awesome.
The Last Temptation of 5-Second Films (Insomnia 2007)
Twilight Interview with the New Moon Blood Vampire’s Assistant Saga Diaries
I need to be more careful
One of the problems with not having a sense of smell is not being able to tell when perishable things go bad. If it’s not moldy or showing some other visible sign of expiration, I can’t tell, especially with dairy products.
This was proven today when I poured a glass of milk that was very disgustingly chunky. Turns out its “use by” date was May 9th. I used it last night (before it decided to go chunky) and it tasted just fine to me. And the feta I put on my pasta? Yeah, that expired back in April.
Someone needs to go to the store tomorrow.
And yeah, I know, I know, check the expiry labels. I’m a slacker, what do you want?
Also, more hilarity from 5 Second Films, ‘cause I didn’t catch all the freaking hilarious ones the first time:
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/robodog
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/wranglin
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/twilight_interview_with_the_new_moon_blood_vampires_assistant_saga_diaries
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_fire_island_players_present_5_second_films_ed_wood_2007 (because of the last one, holy crap)
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/booyakasha
Today’s song: Your Love is My Drug by Ke$ha (I don’t care how trashy she is, this song is pretty great)
I AM IRON MAN…DERRNERRNERRNERRNERRNERRNERR, IRON PANTS
What I spent my afternoon watching.
Some of the ones that had me laughing for quite some time:
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/liver_say_die/ (the little “noooo” at the end makes it)
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/late_for_work/
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dont_thinko_de_mayo/
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/mr._forgetful/
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/blank_cd_in_a_microwave/
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_stepdaughter/
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_last_temptation_of_5_second_films/ (just ‘cause of the first one, oh my god)
- http://5secondfilms.com/watch/johnny_quickdeaths_pool_playtime/
This is why StumbleUpon should not be allowed in my office.
Today’s song: That Beep by Architecture in Helsinki
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