2101. Are you an optimist?
Bah.

2102. If you were in the Breakfast Club, which character would you be?
I never saw the Breakfast Club, actually.

2103. Who do you have no respect for?
I like to think I have a little bit of respect for every human being.

2104. Is the plural form of cactus cactuses or cactii?
Both, but the latter is actually spelled with only one “i.”
Is the plural form of penis penises or penii?
Penises.

2105. What does your favorite coffee mug look like?
It’s actually my tea mug. It’s got the Black Mesa logo on it ‘cause Black Mesa rules.

2106. Have you ever gotten hurt at a concert?
I’ve never been to a concert.

2107. What age do you think it is most difficult to be?
4,000.

2108. Do you like to be considered wierd or different?
I have no real reaction to it.

2109. Do you think you could handle a day in jail?
Sure.

2110. Is your body an amusement park?
Wanna ride my roller coaster, baby?

2111. Are dj’s obsolete?
Nope.

2112. What is the best liquid in existence?
Red Bull. Or mercury. Same thing.

2113. What is turning out better than expected?
Ontario, I suppose. I’m hoping my horrendous luck was confined to the Vancouver area and not the whole of Canada.

2114. Who is the most overbearing person you know?
I don’t really know anybody anymore.

2115. Who does it surprise you that you are close to?
Hahaha, anyone. I’m surprised I have any friends.

2116. Apparently Eminem got booed at the MTV music video awards because he was making fun of Moby onstage. What do you think of this?
I don’t know. Was he being serious or just joking around?

2117. Close your eyes. What do you see?
Eigengrau. HA, yay, I got to use that word in context.

2118. What’s the best Van Halen song?
I don’t know Van Halen very well.

2119. What do you picture when you hear the word “Puritans?”
Norman Mailer’s The Crucible.

2120. Have you ever been on a trampoline?
Trampolines rule.

2121. What do you use batteries for the most often?
My wireless mouse. Xbox controllers.

2122. What do you find thrilling?
DATA!

2123. Porch swing. Sunrise. What else could you ask for?
A helioscope!

2124. Do you like William Shatner’s cover of Mr Tambourine Man?
I like William Shatner…I’ve never heard this cover, though.

2125. Where’s the sexiest place to have a piercing?
Eyebrow or nose.

2126. Do you get panic attacks?
I do. Fun times.

2127. How long does getting dressed to go to a club take you?
Depends. Am I going in drag?

2128. What is Adam Ant’s best song?
I don’t think I’ve ever heard an Adam Ant song.

2129. Does your body need improvement or is it just fine?
I look like a wad of hell, but I function fine.

2130. Does watching MTV or reading beauty magazines make you feel bad about yourself?
Nah.

2132. What is the most romantic movie ever?
Bah, movies.

2133. Do you think that woman are treated as second class citizens of this world?
Sometimes.

2134. What would you do if you were at a dance club with your significant other and he or she got into a fistfight with someone?
I’d try to break it up for the safety of both parties involved. Especially if one or both are intoxicated.

2135. Has anyplace ever asked you to leave?
Not that I recall.

2136. Have you ever been openly kicked out?
Nope.

2137. Are you permanently banned from anywhere?
Nope. Haha, I probably should be, though.

2138. Who is your favorite movie director?
No freaking idea.

2139. What topic do you hate to talk about?
Politics bore the hell out of me.

2140. Are you looking forward to the remake of Willie Wonka and the Chocolate factory or do you think it could never be as good as the original?
Haha, old survey is old. I never saw it, ‘cause the original is too good. And I’m not a Johnny Depp girl.

2141. Do you enjoy the band Ministry?
Never heard them.
2142. What is your coziest article of clothing?
My Hello Kitty jammies.

2143. What is your favorite word to say?
I love the word “modicum.” But I rarely say it, so I’ll have to pick “ostentatious.”

2144. Does your name and your significant other’s name feel like one word to you?
I have no such significant other.

2145. Do you like the band the Buzzcocks?
Hahaha, I thought that said “the Buttocks” at first and I was like “HELL YES.”

2146. Can you tell when other people are lying?
Yeah, I’m pretty good at that.

2147. Do you like to wear glitter?
Who am I, Ke$ha?

2148. Would you prefer to wrap your own presents or have them all giftwrapped?
I like to wrap presents.

2149. Where do you go when you want to meet new people?
No where. I don’t like being that social.

2150. What is the best first sentence to a book, in your opinion?
“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.” Opening to the most eloquently-written book ever.

2151. Should fun or safety come first?
Isn’t safety fun?

2152. Does mind over matter work for you?
Most of the time.

2153. What’s the most weight you ever lost in one year?
I’ve lost about 50 pounds since last May. Thank you, stress and lack of desire to live.

2154. What are your feelings about punk and goth?
Eh.

2155. Did you ever write something when you were high and then looked at it sober and realized that it was nonsense?
I’ve never been high. Unless you count that time I chugged the whole bottle of that energy spray stuff you’re supposed to spray under the tongue.

2156. How often do you shave:
Your face? Haha, I’m a chick.
Your legs? Every week.
Under your arms? Every other day.

2157. What word do you often hear people misuse?
“Literally.” It drives me crazy.

2158. Have you ever used somebody?
Unfortunately.

2159. Are you paranoid?
Sometimes.

2160. What is the best music video of all time?
Blockhead’s The Music Scene. COLORS.

2161. How many Shakespeare plays have you read all the way through?
Quite a few. Most of the “big” ones.

2162. What was the deepest religious or spiritual experiance you’ve ever had?
None.

2163. What is it like to be you today?
Up and down.

2164. Do you like to play games?
Video games? Yes. Mind games? No.

2165. Have you made any good friends on this diary site?
Wordpress? Nope.

2166. Have you met anyone from open diary?
Nope.

2167. What have you done lately that gave everyone something to talk about?
Nothing.

2168. Do you get along with people who annoy you, disagree with you, dislike you, and hate you?
I like to think I get along with everyone, at least from my end.

2169. When you ask for something do you make a request or a demand?
Request.

2170. Who are you a bad influence on?
No idea. I’m an enabler, though.

2171. Who are you a good influence on?
I don’t think people pay enough attention to me for me to be an influence on anyone.

2172. Who is on your christmas list this year?
Haha, anyone for whom I can afford a present. Which probably isn’t going to be that many people.

2173. How many other people do you know of that are doing this survey?
Just me.

2174. Have you ever intentionally had a one night stand?
Hahaha, no.

2175. Do you tend to get car sick?
I used to. Not anymore.

2176. What is the length of your hair?
Pretty short, now.

2177. Do you like to listen to techno music?
Techno owns.

2178. Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color?
I tried to bleach the tips once and dye them blue. The only thing that resulted was my learning that my hair is impervious to bleach.

2179. What do you think of these diary names?
Oculto: Blah.
suffer victim: Emo!
With A Purpose: This reminds me of flour.
Almost_Famous: Too common
In.The.Name.Of.Lust: Periods.everywhere
The Phallic Stapler: AWESOME
<*>SeXyCandace<*>: Yay sexy!

2180. What do you think of these entry titles?
Lesbians … as far as the eye can see: Interesting…
Why Avril Lavigne sucks: Meh.
Call On Jesus: Christian party!
Buddha-licious: Haha.
WeLCome To The JungLe!: RaNDom CAps, AnyONe?
Geektastic: Yay!
Should i get an abortion?: Probably something one should not ask the blogging world.

2181. What do you find beautiful in an atypicaal way?
Statistical results. There are few things more beautiful than a significant regression.

2182. What would you PHYSICALLY fight someone over?
The safety of another.

2183. What was the last thing you were invited to?
A party for the philosophy MA students.

2184. What do you like?
This is probably the most general question ever. Philosophy, statistics, music, Leibniz, the internet.

2185. Have you ever drank:
chartruese? Nope.
absinth? Nope.

2186. Do you plan your outfits ahead of time, pick them out the morning of, wear whatever was on the floor, or wear what you slept in?
I plan, ‘cause I plan everything.

2187. How long have you ever gone without changing your
sheets: Haha, a long time.
clothes: A week or so. Yay depression.
underwear: Hahaha, no comment.
toothbrush: I get a new one every three months or so.

2189. What item should not be shared?
Personal things.

2190. How do you keep control of your temper?
Haha, I usually don’t.

2191. If you could gain all of your dreams by giving a family member to the goblin king who would turn him into a goblin, would you?
Can I pick my evil grandma? Then yes.

2192. Do you like to listen to Duran Duran?
Eh.

2193. Do you ever feel the need for MORE than life has to offer?
Sometimes.

2194. What is your favorite children’s story?
A Fly Went By! Hell yes, Dr. Seuss.

2195. Do you think that adult books should have more pictures?
Depends on the book.

2196. What was your all time low?
This year. Screw you, 2011.

2197. Do you make up songs and sing them to yourself when you’re alone?
Indeed.

2198. Do you like to listen to the Smashing Pumpkins?
Nope.

2199. Do you see the expression of emotion as weakness?
Sometimes.

2200. Are you prepared in case of chemical, biological and nuclear attacks?
In a way. I have enough food in my apartment to last for months.

2001. Can you believe that we have only gotten through two fifths of this survey so far?
Balls! I was hoping to finish this before the end of the year. New Year’s resolution. Gotta get movin’!

2002. What is your opinion of Dave Coulier?
Is he the guy who played Joey on Full House? I used to watch Full House all the time in the summer, pre-college. He’s okay, I suppose.

2003. If you were to a write a Choose Your Own Adventure book, what would it be about?
Probably some sort of adventure.
It would involve calculus and Leibniz and Newton and all sorts of fun.

2004. What was your best find from a flea market, garage sale, ebay or thrift store?
Those ostentatious pink Alex Colman bell bottom pants. Freaking awesome.

2005. What do you not have enough money for right now?
Pretty much everything but rent and sometimes food.

2006. Do you believe that Tears for Fears were right when they said, “Everybody wants to rule the world?”
Nope.

2007. What is the design on your beach towel?
I don’t have a beach towel.

2008. What stirs something deep and animalistic inside you?
STATISTICS!

2009. Have you ever cross dressed (even as a joke)?
Hell yes. Claude’s a sex pot.

2010. Do you own anything with a rainbow on it?
Dude.
Do you even know who I am?

2011. What would be the worst object for a child to take on a long car ride with you?
The child itself. Haha. I hate kids.

2012. What’s the Best Beatles song in your opinion?
I really like Ticket to Ride for some reason.

2013. Why do you suppose that diary sites are more popular with females than males?
Ladies like to blah-blah.

2014. What do these color combinations remind you of:
orange and pink: a certain pair of socks I have.
pink and green: Easter.
green and gold: Karma Chameleon (“lovin’ would be easy if your colors were like my dreams/red cold and green/red gold and greeeeeeeeeeen…”)
purple and gold: royalty.
gold and red: 7th grade
red and white: Christmas
blue and grey: 8th grade

2015. What is one selfish thing you tend to do?
I get super pissy if people don’t catch the hint that I like to be alone. I don’t know if that counts, but it’s something.

2016. When do you think technology will catch up with the Jetson’s?
Who knows if we’ll live long enough as a species to see.

2017. What made you laugh today?
I was digging through my old blogs trying to find a specific post and I stumbled upon the Yogi Bear thing. Hilarious.

2018. Do you ever stick your entries in any of the diary circles?
What?

2019. Can you freestyle rap?
Hell to the no, yo.

2020. Are you:
stylish? Hardly.
shiek? I assume you mean “chic”…and no.
smart? I don’t know.

2021. Do you find you self only buying brand name products?
Depends. I’m a brand-whore for some things (SONY!), but some brand name things I buy ‘cause they’re WAY cheaper than everything else around here. Like President’s Choice.

2022. Would you ever want to buy an article of clothing or an accessory because you saw a celebrity wear it?
I’d buy a replica Leibniz wig. ‘Cause that’s totally and accessory. And he’s totally a celebrity.

2023. What song do you feel the sexiest dancing to?
I had this whole elaborate dance planned out for Claude set to Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy. He felt super sexy doing it.

2024. Who do you know who looks silly when they dance?
Me.

2025. Sweaty sex or clean sex?
NO sex. HA!

2026. Which is more important to you: being kind or being right?
Being right.

2027. Can you do any special dances like swing, tap, or ballroom?
Absolutely not.

2028. Are you scared of monsters?
Do you guys remember Gossamer from the old Bugs Bunny cartoons? That thing FREAKED ME THE HELL OUT.

2029. Who would you like to remind people of?
Someone who has done something good with their life.

2030. Do you walk to school or do you bring your lunch?
Um…can’t people do both? I do both.

2031. Rate your skills from one to ten (10 = you are the best at it):
socializing: ha, like a -10,000,000
making friends: 3
working with computers: 10
arts: 9
crafts: 6
dancing: 4
skating: ice skating? 7
talking other people into things: 5
writing: 10 (meaning I do it a lot)
living life to the fullest each day: 3
cooking: 5
gardening: 1
cleaning up after yourself: 10
playing poker: 1
surviving in the woods: 5
managing your time: 8
attracting the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer)? Again, like -10,000,000

2032. Have you ever been to an Indian reservation?
I’ve driven through many of them. Ah, northern Idaho…

2033. What is going to happen tomorrow that you can celebrate, even if it’s a little thing?
I got through my first week of Grad School: Part II.

2034. Do you save things for special occasions or is everyday a special occasion?
I tend to save things. They’re more special that way.

2035. What is one thing you are terrible at:
Simple math. Like, 5 + 3 type math. Yes, I don’t know what that sum is off the top of my head. I can do singualar value decomposition, but I can’t do one-digit sums.

2036. What’s your favorite odd song?
Does Trololo count? I freaking love Trololo.

2037. What do you get your teacher or your boss for the holidays?
I don’t remember what I used to get for my teachers.

2038. Do you like to read books by Virgina Wolfe?
Eh. She’s okay.

2039. What is your favorite tv show from when you were a kid?
Tailspin is probably the greatest kids show ever made.

2041. What has been passed down through at least two generations to you?
Weirdness.

2042. Do we live in a particularly bad age for romance?
I don’t think so, no.

2043. Have you ever cheated on someone?
I’m a bad human being.

2044. Have you ever gone:
christmas caroling? Yes.
pumpkin picking? No.
on a hay wagon ride? Yes.
on a romantic valentine’s day date? Sorta.
to a new year’s eve party? No.
to a memorial day parade? No.
to the Macy’s thanksgiving day parade? No.
to search for gold coins on st patrick’s day? No.

2045. Have you ever done any modeling?
PFFT, that would be a laugh.

2046. Would you consider yourself to be psychologically damaged?
Nope.

2047. How aware are you of the reasons behind your actions and words?
I am master of introspection.

2048. What is the sickest you ever drank or drugged yourself?
I staggered around for like half a minute when I took two shots of whiskey, but that’s as bad as I’ve ever gotten.

2049. Would you prefer it if clothing was optional?
DUDE. YES.

2050. What is one interesting fact about you:
I’m good at identifying fonts.

2051. Are more people depressed because they are alone, or are more people alone because they are depressed?
Depressed due to aloneness.

2052. Have you ever gotten a mug, t-shirt, key chain, etc. that was personalized with your picture?
I don’t think so.

2053. What was the last thing that you experienced for the first time?
A graduate philosophy course.

2054. If you were going to die tomorrow and you were leaving a postcard for someone to read after you were gone what would it say?
It would direct them to the file on my compy that contains all my posthumous directions.

2055. If you were about to be executed what would your last request be?
A flight to Tucson to see my mom for one last time.

2056. What kinds of people do you find intimidating?
Most people. People freak me out.

2057. How much conviction do you have in your feelings and beliefs?
Meh. I’m all screwed up; I don’t trust myself anymore.

2058. In your house where is the:
crazy glue? In the medicine drawer.
flashlight? In the closet.

2059. Out of everyone you know who has the most personality?
Probably Nick. Or Sean.

2060. If you could go back in time to experince a musical movement or era, which one would you choose to live through?
Does disco count? Disco!

2061. Do you suffocate people with your love?
I don’t think so, no.

2062. Do you feel your life is charmed?
Bah.

2063. What character do you identify the most with from Winnie the Pooh?
I’ve always liked Owl, but probably I’m most like Rabbit. Neurotic little Leporid.

2064. When do you do your best thinking?
Late at night with the music blasting. Or in libraries. Libraries really urge me to think.

2065. What motivates you?
My future plans.

2066. Look back at all the people you’ve dated. Has there been a pattern?
Only that each relationship was longer than the last.

2067. Things change but what will always remain the same for you?
My fear of Google. My love of statistics.

2068. Is divorce something you would ever consider or do you feel that marriage is permanantly binding?
I don’t really know how I feel about marriage itself…

2069. What’s the strangest movie you ever saw?
The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars. What. The. Hell.

2070. If you could go into virtual reality and set up your life there to be perfect and it would seem real but not be real would you trade your life now for the virtual life?
No.

2071. Does it seem like life is more difficult for you than for anyone else?
Only on occasion. Then I get back to reality.

2072. What are you grateful for?
My parents. My opportunities. My physical health (I love you, immune system!).

2073. What was a choice that you didn’t want to make but you had to?
Pretty much everything involving grad school.

2074. Have you ever had dental surgery?
Just getting my wisdom teeth yanked out.

2075. At what point exactly are you grown up?
Growing up is optional.

2076. If there was a weightloss procedure that would destroy your ability to taste food so you wouldn’t be tempted by junk food, would you have it done?
Hey, I don’t need to lose another sense. My taste is screwed up as it is due to the anosmia, anyway. Also, no way in hell is anyone taking away the taste of M&Ms.

2077. What is one thing that happened that you never expected?
Me getting and MA. No freaking way.

2078. If you called one of your friends and they said “It’s nothing personal but I don’t want to talk to anyone right now,” would you take it personally?
Probably not. It’s pretty late at night, even on the West Coast.

2079. What is your favorite girl’s name?
I like the name Becky a lot.

2080. Do you ever feel guilty for being more fortunate than others?
Yes. Especially when I bitch about stuff.

2081. If you had to wear a shirt with one word on it for a year, what word would you choose?
LEIBNIZ

2082. What is evian spelled backwards?
Naïve…

2083. You drop 10 pounds of feathers and a ten pound bowling ball off the top of the same building. Which will hit the ground first?
Depends. Are we in a vacuum? Are the feathers bound in any way? Questions, questions!

2084. Even though you may never get what you want, are you happy because you’re trying?
Sure. Best of all possible worlds, eh?

2085. If you started a petition what would it be about?
Getting Facebook to shut up and GTFO.

2086. When was the last time you asked someone to do something and they said no?
Haha, I don’t remember.

2087. Do bad things happen to you on friday the 13th?
Nope.

2088. What’s your favorite:
Madonna song? 4 Minutes
John Lennon song? Imagine
Michael Jackson song? Don’t Stop ‘Till You Get Enough
Doors song? I’m not familiar enough with The Doors to pick a fave.
Rolling Stones song? Blah.
David Bowie song? Under Pressure (yes, that counts)
Elvis song? A Little Less Conversation

2089. If you had started a relationship with someone and they said that it would be best if no one knew about it just to see how it goes, would you be offended?
I doubt it. I am, unfortunately, okay with that kind of stuff.

2090. Do you know any self defense?
Not formally, no.
How about CPR?
Yes, but I’m not officially certified.

2091. If you had to look into a mirror and see your naked soul stripped of all delusions and pretenses (Never ending Story style) could you handle it?
Dude, I can’t even handle seeing my physical self in the mirror.

2092. Are you a genius?
I’m a durr-durr.

2093. How did you find out that Santa Clause wasn’t real?
I honestly don’t recall.

2094. Which is your favorite tarot card?
The Hermit.

2095. Does the internet separate people or connect them?
Both.

2096. Have you ever written a letter to a soldier?
No.

2097. Does pain and fear make you feel alive?
On occasion.

2098. Are you:
good looking? God no
thin? No
happy? Sometimes
successful? I’m trying to be
confident? Haha, nope

2099. Are you decisive or wishy washy?
Depends on the situation. I have trouble making decisions most of the time, though.

2100. Do you feel pop stars should be morally responsible to set a good example for their fans?
Not really.

1902. What takes your breath away?
Lack of oxygen. Beautiful data.

1903. What did you do today that you regret?
Something we shall not discuss.
Will you ever do it again?
Unfortunately.

1904. Is happiness something to be achieved and sought after or is it something to be retained and held onto always, no matter what happens?
Can’t it be both?

1905. Would you rather live in a world of perfection or do you like the world the way it is?
Well, it IS the best of all possible worlds…

1906. Is a frightening world an interesting world to live in?
I would think so.

1907. What gives people depth and character?
Their own personal quirks.

1908. What band, together or not would make you want to JUST FLY after seeing their show?
I think seeing Muse in concert would do this to me.

1909. Speaking of flying, can you fly?
I used to try, man. I used to try every single recess.

1910. Recently a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich in which some people saw the image of the Virgin Mary sold on ebay for $10,000. What do you think of this?
How in the hell did they preserve it for 10 years such that the grilled Virgin Mary portrait is still discernable?

1911. Who is the next person you will hug?
No idea. I know no one in this city.

1912. Where was your last vacation to?
Alaska.

1913. Where was your last car ride to?
Um…Walmart?

1914. Where was your last bus ride to?
Costco.

1915. Where did you last walk to?
Loblaws.

1916. What is the worst band in the universe?
No idea.

1917. What is the next book you want to read?
I’m currently reading Baldwin’s Go Tell it on the Mountain, so I guess that.

1918. What are the 3 most useless items on the planet?
Me, myself, and I.

1919. What gives you a peaceful feeling?
R. Good music. More R. DATA!

1920. Do you ever stay up late watching infomercials?
Haha, I used to all the time when I went to my dad’s for the weekend as a kid.
Did you ever BUY anything from an infomercial?
Nope. But my dad’s a QVC addict.

1921. Are you a light sleeper?
Pfft. Sleep’s for the weak.

1922. Are you a toys R us kid?
I’ve only ever been to Toys R Us once.

1923. Are you part of the mile high club?
HAHAHAHAHA no.

1924. Do you like:
pina coladas? Never had one
getting caught in the rain? SCREW YOU VANCOUVER
yoga? Never understood the appeal much
intelligence? Indeed.
making love at midnight? Oh yes.
health food? Broccoli wins.
champagne? Meh.
the feel of the ocean? The Pacific Ocean? Freaking cold!

1925. What was the funniest way that you ever misheard the lyrics to a song?
I don’t know about myself, but I found out last summer that a friend always thought the lyric “I bless the rains down in Africa” from Toto’s “Africa” was “I guess it rains down in Africa.” It was a lot more hilarious than it sounds.

1926. What have you never seen anything lovelier than?
A tree (KILMER REFERENCE OMFG)

1927. Have you ever painted on a:
wall: yes.
ceramic: oh yeah.
painting: have I ever painted on a painting? That’s…um…
model: like a scale model or a fashion model?
sun catcher: nope.
face: yup.
body: oh yeah.

1928. If you believe in heaven are there separate heavens for different animals (kittie heaven. dog heaven, bird heaven, etc)?
I don’t believe in heaven.

1929. If you could build your body from scratch using the parts from different celebrities who would you combine?
I don’t know. But I recently was made aware of how striking Jennifer Aniston is.

1930. If you could build your perfect match from scratch using the parts from different celebrities who would you combine?
I would just use Tom Hanks. ‘Cause he’s awesome.

1931. Avril Lavigne or Michelle Branch?
Avril.
Vanessa Carlton or Britney Spears?
Britney.

1932. When you sleep next to someone do they fall asleep first usually or do you?
They do.
If they do, do you watch them sleep?
I touch them. NICELY, people, like stroking their shoulder. Not a pervert.

1933. How many people have a piece of your heart?
Two.

1934. What are your day dreams about?
The future. The past. Pretty much anything outside the realm of the current year.

1935. What is your usual breakfast?
Banana + peanuts. Not mixed together, though, ‘cause that’s nasty.

1936. How quickly are you willing to take drugs to numb pain?
Not very quickly.

1937. Finish this sentence. I pity the fool that:
Falls in love with you.

1938. Can you think of three adjectives that DO NOT apply to you even a tiny bit?
We already had this question! I remember it from awhile back.

1939. What do your salt and pepper shakers look like?
They’re small, cylindrical, and say “salt” and “pepper” on them respectively. Livin’ extravagantly.

|1940. When was the last time you hurt yourself?
Um…we’ll not get into that, okay?

1941. Would you rather never have to sleep but also never be able to dream or just leave things as they are?
Never have to sleep!

1942. Have you ever had your car towed?
Nope.

1943. Have you ever used kool-aid to dye your hair?
That would so not work on me.

1944. Would you rather be naked and famous or dressed and non-famous?
I can be naked AND famous? Rock on!

1945. What band or singer do you believe started rock and roll?
Bon Jovi? Haha, I dunno.

1946. Think of an object that is shaped like your body:
Uh…a wonky stick? I’m weird-shaped.

1947. If you had a large black vase-pot-thing in your house what would you put in it?
A vase-pot-thing? Seriously?

1948. Where would you like to live when you want to start a family?
I don’t think I’d want to start a family.

1949. Would you rather live in the city, suburbs or the country?
City.

1950. Were you parents born by the year 1950?
Nope.

1951. Would you ever participate in a ‘sock hop’?
That would be awesome.

1952. Once there was a green house and inside it was a white house and inside it was a red house and inside it was a bunch of little brown babies. What are we talking about? Solve this riddle.
Is it watermelon?

1953. Have you ever built something?
I built the transmission to the Lego Mars Rover we worked on back in elementary school.

1954. What is the hardest thing to face each day?
Myself.

1955. Who’s voice irritates you like fingernails on a blackboard?
No one’s.

1956. What is your favorite plant?
Oregon grapes are badass.

1957. What simple things in life do you appreciate?
Dorky friends. Orgy parties. Dorky friends + orgy parties. Dorky friends + orgy parties – clothes.

1958. Have you ever read a book by Tom Robbins?
Nope.

1959. Are you more of a maker and giver, or a taker and user?
A maker and giver.

1960. What do you contribute to society?
Weird blogs.

1961. Do you take naps?
Hell no.

1962. Do you have any cavaties?
Not that I know of.

1963. What is the difference between art and fine art?
I think “fine art” is used to describe the more aesthetic components of the wide scope of what is “art.”

1964. Do you believe that there has been a man on the moon?
Sure, why not?

1965. What music makes you so happy you could burst?
SLEEPYHEAD

1966. What do you think of the band They Might be Giants?
Eh, never heard much of theirs.

1967. Would you ever go into a sex shop?
I have.

1968. If you had to choose would you rather go into a sex shop with your mom or your dad?
Hahahaha, my mom.

1969. Do you buy holiday gifts early or at the last minute?
Last minute.

1970. What do you want to do today?
Be awesome.

1971. You see a girl in a long ruffled off white dress carrying a bag painted with a sunflower and playing a ukelele while twirling around the cafeteria.
What is your first reaction?
Hi pretty hippy lady!
Could you become friends with this girl?
Why not?

1972. Let’s just say your school team is on a winning streak. One of the cheerleaders cheers both for your team and the other team during games. Does it make you angry?
Nope.
One day you ask her why she does it and she says that, “It’s just so much fun, no matter who wins.” What do you think of that?
She’s rad.

1973. Do you laugh when there is no joke and dance when there is no music?
Have you been in my head?

1974. What would the perfect pair of socks look like?
Toe socks. Rainbow. Maybe sparkly.

1975. What is the longest you have ever gone without sleeping?
Quite some time. Stupid Gritman and their inability to perform an EEG correctly.

1976. Have you ever had a hallucination?
Oh  my.

1977. Are you generally happy?
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh.

1978. Are you a:
sore loser?
Sometimes.
sore winner?
I don’t think so?

1979. Were you an 80’s baby?
Yup. 1988.

1980. What’s in the room with you right now that you can’t see?
The wall behind me.

1981. Do you ALWAYS thouroughly wash your hands after going to the bathroom?
Yup.

1982. If someone else were to describe you what would you hope they would say?
That I was smart, competent, and good at statistics.

1983. What is the sound of one hand clapping?
The sound trees make when they fall in the forest when nobody’s around.

1984. You are filling out a 5000 question survey. What would you rather be doing right now?
Dancing.
Why aren’t you doing it?
Because I can’t blast my music at 3 AM.

1985. Do you prefer carnivals, festivals, circuses, parades or fairs?
Parades, ‘cause I’m usually marching in them.

1986. Are you useful?
I would like to be, but I’m probably not.

1987. Are you a:
bitch/bastard?
Nope.
lover?
Yup.
child?
No longer.
mother/father?
Hahaha, nooo.
sinner?
According to the church.
saint?
That would be entertaining.

1988. What is the dirtiest habit you can think of?
Collecting dirt.

1989. What kind of person will you ABSOLUTELY never date?
Someone who’s a jerk to everyone else. Never again.

1990. What were you doing at ten fifteen last saturday night?
Dude, I can’t even remember what I was doing at 10:15 tonight.

1991. Do you ever need ‘quiet time’?
Almost constantly.

1992. What are you made of?
Monads!

1993. What does ‘you are what you eat’ really mean?
That I am broccoli.

1994. What was the last thing you counted?
My M&Ms.

1995. Do you think it is harder for a parent to outlive their child or for the child to lose a parent?
Probably harder for the parent who loses a child, because I think they kind of “expect” themselves to go first.

1996. Do you believe in psychic ability or is it a sham?
Who knows? The universe is a strange thing.

1997. What is your favorite classic rock song?
Peace of Mind by the ever-awesome Boston.

1998. Who are you anyway?
I’m a weirdo.
Are you your resume?
I’m a two-page piece of paper?!

1999. When are you the most insecure?
Probably when I’m one-on-one with somebody. Freaks me out. I need to be with at least two other people to feel comfortable.

2000. Who would your fantasy threesome involve?
Leibniz, Hume, and myself.
Yeah.
Best of all possible threesomes.

Today entailed driving across South Dakota and part of Minnesota.

Riveting, eh?

We also crossed into Central Time and thus my schedule is all crazed out. It’s technically 10:27 PM as of my writing of this, but it feels either way earlier or way later (can’t tell). So my answer to this problem?

A survey, of course!

1801. How many smurfs can you name?
Papa, Smurfette, Brainy…Grouchy? Is there a Grouchy Smurf? Hahaha, there should be a Grue Smurf that’s like a figment of the imagination of half the smurfs while the other half don’t ever see him. That would be fantastic.
Anyway.

1802. Do you keep track of your life using a planner or calendar book? Would you be lost without it?
I surprisingly don’t use a planner. I keep it all in my head.

1803. Have you ever fully eradicated a bad habit that you had?
I’m working on that.

1804. Where do snowflakes come from?
God forgot to buy Head and Shoulders at Walmart last time he went.

1805. What do these latin phrases mean?
Et tu Brute: “You too, Brutus?”
Congito ergo sum: “I think, therefore I am.”

1806. You’re writing a story.
The super hot (guy or girl?): Giraffe
is about to kiss (who): the lead singer of Kiss
Just then they get interrupted by (what): Old Faithful
and somebody screams, (what): “GEYSER HO!”
but it is too late. Fortunately (who): Dr. Phil
walks by and (what): does a jig
and they all live (how): surprisingly adjusted (for a giraffe and a rock star) in Yellowstone National Park
ever after.

1807. The radio is playing U2, The Defects, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Pointer Sisters, Staubkind, and Dr. Dre. on different stations. Which band are you most likely to listen to?
Pointer Sisters!

1808. How do you feel about the tsunami that killed over 100,000 people in December 2004?
I remember that. I did a piece of art regarding it.

1809. What is the difference between madness and brilliance?
Not very much.

1810. Write any random sentance here:
“any random sentance [sic] here”

1811. Say the sentence you wrote out loud. Did anybody answer?
Nope.

1812. Turn on your TV if it’s not on already, what channel is it?
I’m not sure what channel this is. Lifetime, my mom said.

1813. If you were to hit redial on your phone right now, who would it call?
Sean!

1814. Hit edit paste on your browser and paste the last thing you copied here:
Haha, not going to, ‘cause it’ll duplicate the survey.

815. Miracle on 34th street, original or remake?
I never saw the original.

1816. Have you ever been in a parade?
Marching band FTW.

1817. Why don’t people just walk up to each other and become friends?
I think that would creep people out too much nowadays.

1818. Do you turn the base up all the way in your car (or would you if you had acar) and blast the music?
If by “base” you mean “bass,” no, I don’t crank it all the way ‘cause it hurts my ears.

1819. Do you care if what you do annoys others?
Yes. Most of the time.

1820. What keeps you from being happy?
Myself.

1821. If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago what would you say to yourself(You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES so make it COUNT!)?
For the love of all things holy, DON’T GO TO GRAD SCHOOL I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH CAN’T YOU SEE HOW I’M NOT USING PROPER PUNCTUATION AND HOW EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS LOCK IF NOT I’LL SAY IT AGAIN DON’T DON’T DON’T DON’T DON’T GO TO GRAD SCHOOL YOU SILLY FOOL!!!!! (I would repeat this for the whole five minutes)

1822. Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentence:
“GAVAGAI!”

1823. Can you talk for one hour without using the word ‘like’?
Yup.

1824. Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.

1825. Say something nice about:
yourself: no.
me: you’re my hero for writing this survey.
your dad: you help me out financially a LOT, and it’s appreciated.
your mom: I love you more than any other human being ever. That includes Leibniz, so you know it’s serious business.
the one you love: you’re such a gentle, compassionate person, dude. If the whole world were more like you, life would be better for everyone.

1826. Questions from random movies:
Why is it that a fly can’t bird but a bird can fly?
Because fortunately the internet has yet to turn “bird” into a verb.
You know what people are liking at night?
Is this from the Facebook movie? It sounds like a quote from the Facebook movie.

1827. What is your favorite movie that Denzel Washington has been in?
I have no idea.

1828. What websites are addictive to you?
WordPress. NaNoWriMo. xkcd.

1829. Who do you love so much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn’t have to?
Haha, I’d pretty much do that for anyone.

1830. Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey?
I wouldn’t be surprised if my readers skipped these entries, honestly.

1831. Out of everyone reading your diary, how many people know your first name?
All of them, if they pay attention.

1832. When you die and your tragic story is a human interest spot on the news will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest smartest and kindest person ever…or tell the truth?
Tell the truth.

1833. Have you filled out an organ donor card?
Yes.

1834. Who do you never want to end up like?
Someone who shall not be named.

1835. How many oxymorons can you think of?
A fair number.

1836. How many years old is your diary?
A bit over five years.

1837. How could today get any worse?
My M&Ms could suddenly disappear.

1838. What will you never ever do again?
Go to Vancouver.

1839. What’s the most terrible lie someone could tell you?
They could lie to me about how they perceive me, I guess.

1840. Would you ever wear vinyl pants?
Hell yes.

1841. What was the last thing that you printed out?
My funding info for Western.

1842. What would you say to Flavor Flav if you saw him walking down the street?
Who?

1843. What are you dependant on?
The internet. Haha, sad day, isn’t it?

1844. What do you look forward to each day?
Thinking. Music.

1845. What did you think of the Columbine shootings?
I barely remember that. I was in 5th grade at the time.

1846. Did you take lessons as a kid? what?
Piano lessons, yes. I hated them.

1847. What’s the best song to listen to after a break up?
Haha, mine was “Everything You Want” by Vertical Horizon.

1848. The radio is playing Poison, Inxs, the Psychadelic Furs, Dio, and Matchbox 20 on different stations. What do you listen to?
I’ve only ever heard of Matchbox 20.

1849. Do you know what it’s like to take care of someone else?
Yup.

1850. Would you rather take care of someone or be taken care of?
Take care of someone else.

1851. What is the worst 80’s song in your opinion?
Not sure, haven’t listened to all the 80’s songs.

1852. What song makes you so happy that just want to dance and dance and DANCE?
Factor analysis. I am so not kidding.

1853. What has been your most beautiful magical memorable cloud nine manic ecstatic incredibly happy bouncy air-light moment of this life???
This is ridiculously pathetic, but it was when I saw my final grades in the fall of 2008 and realized I’d finished college with a 4.0.

1854. According to Depeche Mode, “Everything counts in large amounts.” According to the Crow, “Nothing is trivial.” Do you believe this is true?
Yes.

1855. Are you enjoying this thrilling luscious roller coaster ride of a life as much as I am?
I think my little safety bar is broken.

1856. Do you know how improbable it is that life exists at all?
Life is a pretty fantastic thing.

1857. Are you kind to strangers?
Yes.

1858. Do you go out of your way for other people?
Unless I’m in a hurry/rush, yes.

1859. Make a promise:
I promise to try to be a good person.

1860. Will you keep it?
I’ll certainly try.

1861. What do you think of the author of this survey?
I think he or she is pretty awesome.
What’s my gender?
Female?
What’s my age?
Late teens, perhaps?
What bands do I like(you must have SOME idea by now)?
You seem to like a lot of contemporary stuff, but stuff that’s not necessarily too mainstream.

1862. What makes something “literature”? Also, what makes something “art?”
Things become “art” if they’re appreciated by at least one person (or the artist), in my opinion. I think “literature” is  a bit more of an objective label; it takes the opinion of more than one person to say that something deserves the “literature” label.

1863. Why are you even doing this survey?? Doesn’t it TELL you something that you have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than fill out a 5,000 question survey???
I like surveys. I DO have better things to do, but this is enjoyable, so why not do it?

1864. Has answering these questions been a learning experience for you (writing them certainly has been for me)?
I’m surprised there are enough unique questions to answer, actually.

1865. Have you ever been so happy you could cry?
Yup. Several times.

1866. Do you know that the one you love is the one you will spend the rest of your life with??
I seriously doubt I’ll spend the rest of my life with this person, but things change. Who knows.

1867. Have you ever asked yourself, ‘Is there any more to life than this?’
All the time.

1868. What did you answer yourself?
The good ol’ cliché: “life is what you make of it.”

1869. Do you let the restrictions of society restrain you?
BAH.

1870. Or are you just too full of life to be stopped??
I’m full of craziness and Red Bulls.

1871. We are spinning on a bright blue bulb that is bursting with life. How could you possibly feel alone?
It’s surprisingly easy sometimes.

1872. Is there something you’d like to try?
There are lots of things I’d like to try. I’d most like to try to get a book published, but who knows.

1873. What makes your heart smile and your skin get all tingly-ish?
Statistics.

1874. How long has it been since you danced the night away?
Way too long. Dancing = win.

1875. Are you willing to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to get the most out of life?
Sometimes. Other days I just want to play Fallout till my eyes bleed.

1876. Are you willing to give the very best most beautiful part of yourself to the world?
Meh.

1877. Is there love in your heart?
Indeed.

1878. Do things tend to go your way more often when you’re happy?
No, actually, it’s quite the opposite.

1879. What do you do while everyone sleeps?
Haha, that’s usually when I’m at my most active.

1880. What is one thing you will you never ever ever get any more of?
Seconds of my life. They’re ticking down, my friends.

1881. What’s your favorite short story?
I’m not sure, actually. I really like The Death of Ivan Ilych, but that’s not very “short,” haha.

1882. Have do you feel about beauty pageants?
I think they’re creepy when they’re done with kids, but if adults want to partake, hey, whatever makes them happy.

1883. If it ain’t broke (say anything but ‘don’t fix it’):
It ain’t from the U of I.

1884. What is your favorite DIY related website?
No idea. I’m not much into DIY.

1885. Do you bruise easily?
I never used to, but I do now.

1886. In William Shakespeare’s play, “All’s Well That Ends Well,” the character Parolles makes an interesting speech about virginity, saying that “Virginity by being once lost may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it is ever lost…To speak on the part of virginity is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible disobedience…virginity murders itself; and should be buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese; consumes itself to the very paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by’t…” What do you think of this?
I disagree. It’s a view of virginity as a selfish act, while I think maintaining virginity can be a very selfless choice.

1887. Would you prefer to stay in a motel, hotel, inn, lodge, or resort?
Hotel.

1888. Have you ever gone scuba diving?
Nope.

1889. What kind of bread do you like?
The kind with a bunch of seeds in it.

1890. Do you usually behave the way you want to?
Eh…mostly.

1891. How does the idea in your head of what you want to be like match up to the reality of what you are like?
Not very well, unfortunately. I suck.

1892. Do you realize that in 111 questions this survey will have more questions than there have been years since Christ was born?
Old survey is old.

1893. Are your air and water as pure as you want them to be?
Sure. No complaints.

1894. Would you ever visit an insect zoo?
That’d be pretty cool, actually.

1895. Can you enjoy life without stimulants (coffee, ciggarettes, drugs, alcohol)?
I need my M&Ms, if they count. And Red Bull on occasion.

1896. How many hours do you sleep every night?
Four or five.

1897. Is this survey your friday or saturday night date?
Well, it IS Saturday…

1898. I go crazy when I’m without _______.
Something to think about.

1899. Can you do the robot dance?
Haha, nope.

1900. How much thought do you put into your dance moves?
A fair amount. Enough so that I’m not a total spaz.

1901. Are you able to recognize patterns, habits, routines and break out of them?
Why in the world would I ever want to break out of a routine?

Tracy Arm and Juneau = COLD and WINDY and RAINY and I am FREEZING.

There’s very limited internet access here, but I was able to load the next set of 100 questions from the 5,000 Question Survey. Won’t you be glad when I’m done with this?

1701. How will tomorrow be like today?
I’ll still be on a ship!

1702. How would you react if a stranger pinched your bottom?
I’d simultaneously be flattered, confused, and violated.

1703. When was the last time you went on a date?
OH GOD. Years ago…October 2008? Noodle times with Aaron, hell yes.

1704. Have you ever ridden a horse?
Yes, but horses are terrifying.

1706. What is almost over?
July, which blows heavy metal chucks, ‘cause I want more time in Moscow to see my friends.

1707. What should you be doing that you are putting off?
Sending the final code for my thesis to my supervisor.

1708. How much would you have to change physically before you would no longer be yourself anymore?
Haha, it’d take a lot of plastic surgery for me to not be the ugly little freak I am today.

1709. How much would you have to change mentally before you would no longer be yourself anymore?
I ask myself that pretty much every day.

1710. Would you rather be famous or notorious?
Famous.

1711. Would you rather have a necklace that’s dripping with diamonds or a blueberry farm?
Blueberries, yo. I could help feed people instead of own a piece of jewelry I’d probably be afraid to wear.

1712. Could you take first place in a beauty contest?
Only if the judges were blind.

1713. Who is the biggest hypocrite you know and why?
Probably me. I try to be good and try to extol the virtues of goodness daily, but I’m probably one of the crappiest people out there sometimes.

1714. Would you consider yourself to be more opinionated or bitchy?
Opinionated.

1715. How long is it until your next day off?
No worky right now!

1716. What sound is annoying you right now?
Nothing. My computer’s cooling pad fan is a bit obnoxious, but I’d rather hear it humming away than Vaio II going the way of Vaio I via its internal fan revving up to shoot into the stratosphere.

1717. Imagine you’re taking a vacation with 4 people. Who are they?
My old roomies!

1718. The five of you travel by plane. Suddenly your plane crashes down over snowy mountains. The pilot and the air crew and all the other passengers die. The only way for you to survive is for one of you to get eaten by the others. Who will it be?
I’ll sacrifice!

1719. Anorexia and obesity are two life threatening eating related disorders. Why is it that when it is discovered that someone is an anorexic they are rushed to the hospital, but when someone is obese they are not rushed to the hospital?
Because society is DUMB, and that’s all I’m going to say about that right now, because this issue pisses me off extremely and I don’t want to go there tonight. Maybe in a later blog.

1720. Who is your favorite smurf?
You know, I’ve never actually seen that show.

1721. Why do you do things that you know are bad for you?
Because I have no willpower.

1722. How important is testing to education?
It has its place, but I don’t think it’s necessarily an integral part of cementing knowledge into children’s heads. Also, TESTING SYSTEM FLAWED.

1723. What food group do you eat the most of (bread and pasta, meats and eggs and fish, fruits and vegetables, milk and cheese, sugar and butter)?
Veggies, yo. I could subsist off of broccoli, carrots, and cauliflower. I kind of actually do.

1724. Who is the most adorable person you know?
I don’t know if I’d call anyone I know “adorable.”

1725. If you had to spend a half hour locked in a dark closet with someone from school or work that you don’t normally hang out with who would you want it to be?
Kate was pretty badass, I’d hang with her in a closet.

1726. How often do you masturbate in a week?
Haha, never.

1727. In the USA people work a full third of the year for the government, due to taxes. How do you feel about this?
Haha, this question actually made me realize that I’ve reached my 23rd year as a US citizen and have yet to file US taxes.

1728. Should people be allowed to use cell phones in their cars?
Only if they’re hands-free (the phones, not the people).

1729. Have you ever been in the room while a human baby was born?
Nope.

1730. Have you ever been in the room while an animal baby was born?
I don’t think so.

1731. Did you see the video The Miracle of Life in school?
Haha, we watched it in Developmental Psych.

1732. How do you feel about having a baby?
Babies are terrifying.

1733. Have you ever had a tooth pulled?
Just my wisdom teeth.

1734. Who are you waiting for an email/call/note/visit from?
I’m waiting to hear more from Western.

1735. What are you counting the days until?
Western!

1736. What is the greatest temptation for you?
Something that’s pretty bad for my health.

1737. How do you resist it?
I have trouble doing so. I may need some help.

1738. Who is your knight in shining armor?
Don’t have one, don’t need one. Unless it’s Leibniz, in which case HELPLESS PRINCESS MODE ACTIVATE!

1739. If you were walking and someone behind you yelled “HEY YOU!” would you turn around?
Yeah.

1740. Do loud noises make you tense?
Everything makes me tense.

1741. Has anyone ever told you that your epidermis was showing?
Hahaha, excellent random Simpsons reference, survey writer.

1742. Would you rather work or stay home with the baby?
When the hell did I have a baby?!

1743. Would you rather have people agree with you all the time or tell you the honest truth?
Truth.

1744. Will you/have you gone to your high school reunion?
I might go, who knows.

1745. What do you think of your yearbook picture?
I look like a freak. So it’s a pretty good representation of me.

1746. Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer?
Hahaha. Gatherer.

1747. If you ever were to visit Hershey Park, the theme park based on the chocolate candy, would you enjoy going to the spa where you can be treated to a whipped cocoa bath, a milk and honey bath, or simply a chocolate fondue skin wrap?
Only if someone got to lick it off of me afterwards.

1748. If someone asks you to read a poem they wrote, will you really take your time to try and understand what they wrote and tell them what you think or just read it quickly and tell them that its really good?
Depends on the person.

1749. Do you feel that if a coincidence occurs it means something?
Everything means something.

1750. Were you beautiful as a child?
PFFT. Everyone thought I was a boy.

1751. Do you think that it is okay for a homosexual or a woman to become a priest?
Why not?

1752. Which would you rather give up forever, religion or sex?
Hahahahaha, let’s do both just for the hell of it.

1753. What comes to mind when you think of these places:
Canada?
Grad school.

UK?
That Bush/Blair protest block I saw when I went to London back in 2003.

USA?
Home!

Australia?
Kangaroos!

Germany?
My dad.

Italy?
A boot.

1754. What does your favorite bumper sticker say?
Nothing. It’s the “Darwin” fish.

1755. Have you ever taken a shower with another person?
No, unfortunately.

1756. What bath toys do you have, if any?
I still have a toy from when I was younger. It’s a plastic pumpkin that can suck up water and spit it when you squeeze it.

1757. Would you rather propose to someone you love or would you rather be proposed to by someone you love?
I’d rather be proposed to.

1758. How can you reject someone nicely?
Don’t be an asshole?

1759. What kinds of diary names make you interested enough to check out the diary?
I’ll read anyone’s. It’s a hobby.

1760. What do you think are three common passwords people use to secure their diaries?
“password”, some variation of their name, some variation of their birthdate.

1761. Pick an object in the room.
The lamp.

Give that object a name.
Octavius Luminous III.

1762. What is the quickest way to make you blush?
Ask me if I’ve ever made out with Octavius Luminous III.

1763. Do you usually feel that you deserve it when other people compliment you?
Hell no.

1764. If you were to start your own business what kind of business do you think it might be?
It would probably be pretty crappy, ‘cause I have no business sense whatsoever. Maybe a restaurant of some sort?

1765. What is one of your pet peeves?
People who can’t go without making snide comments about others. Really, guys? If you’re going to badmouth someone, please don’t project it in my direction. I have no desire to hear it.

1766. What question do you get asked too frequently?
“Are you old enough to do [insert activity here]? Seriously, since I’ve left on this trip I’ve been asked FIVE TIMES if I was over 18.

1767. You notice a ring is priced $40.00, but the cashier only charges you $10.00. Do you mention this to the cashier?
Yes.

1768. Could a kiss on the ___ be considered cheating?
Cheek? Not usually.
Lips? Usually.
Nose? Haha, that’s cute.
Hand? Nah.
Ear? Nope.
Neck? Depends. Neck kisses can be…awkward.

1769. Would it bother you if your lover occasionally flirted with others?
It would probably bother me more than I’d like to admit, yes.

1770. How long has it been since you last played truth or dare?
Too long. Next basement party activity, anyone?

1771. Should people who are living now be obligated to do things that will make the world better for people who will live 100 years from now?
They shouldn’t necessarily be obligated, but they should take future generations into account when acting.

1772. Imagine you have a dream in which someone you care for acts mean to you. Is it possible you will still be angry with this person when you wake up?
Doubtful.

1773. Have you ever left someone a note with a picture in it?
No.

1774. What do you fear more, death or pain?
Pain.

1775. Are the questions still interesting this far into the survey?
I’m lovin’ this.

1776. Do you like the cartoon Inspector Gadget?
Excellent. Now I have the song stuck in my head.

1777. You know how Gadget wears the same outfit all the time, and his closet is full of outfits that are exactly identical to the one he wears? If your closet was full of just one outfit that you had to wear everyday what would it be like?
Something ridiculously colorful. And comfortable. And able to be worn comfortably in both hot and cold weather, but mainly cold, ‘cause I’m always freezing.

1778. Would you rather time travel to the future or the past?
Past.

1779. Would you rather know how the world began or how it will end?
How it began.

1780. Would you rather meet your ancient ancestors or your great great great great great great grandchildren?
The great great great great great great grandchildren. Just to see how screwy they’d be.

1781. Out of these 4 which is most important (1=most, 2=second most, 3 = 3rd most, 4 = least)?
Curing diseases such as aids, cancer: 3
Preserving wildlife areas: 1
Ending terrorism: 2
Building colonies in space: 4

1782. In your opinion should every child be entitled to a good education?
Of course.

1783. What news item are you tired of hearing about?
The US debt. Yes, I know it’s important, but every time I see it on the news I remember how much politics suck.

1784. Speaking of 9/11 the anniversary is coming up. What will you be doing?
When were we speaking of 9/11? I’ll probably be going about my usual routine, but I’ll obviously stop and think about it a bit more than on other 9/11s.

1785. If this were a recipe for you, how would it go?
2 cups: obsessive tendencies
1 cup: persistence
1/2 cup: color
A pinch of: stupid puns
A dash of: craziness
Mix well and bake until: the smell of weirdness permeates the room
Add: data
Serve: only on occasion, as frequent exposure could cause illness.

1786. Which of the following would YOU be more likely to survive: A fall from a 3 story building OR driving a car into the water
Probably driving a car into the water, ‘cause I know how to get out.

1788. Who is your exact opposite?
A plain chick who loves Newton and hates statistics. She also detests broccoli and walks like an unaware idiot down the sidewalk.

1789. Would you rather have serenity or insanity?
Insanity.

1791. What is the longest distance you have ever walked?
The longest distance in the shortest time was 17 miles (Vancouver to Coquitlam), but that’s not the furthest I’ve walked in one instance.

1792. The ancient Greek philosopher Plato believes that beauty truth and justice all basically mean the same thing. What are your
feelings about this?
I think I wrote a blog on this awhile back, actually. Can’t remember what I said, though.

1793. How did you first begin to assert yourself as independent from your parents?
Haha, it took me awhile. Probably not until the middle of undergrad.

1794. If you had a magic bracelet, would you use it to gain luck, money, health, creativity or love?
I’m lucky enough, I have enough money to get by, I’m pretty physically healthy, I’d love a bit more creativity, and I’ve pretty much given up hope that I’ll ever have another boyfriend/girlfriend/whatever, so I’ll choose creativity.

1795. What would you do if every time you used your magic bracelet something bad would happen to someone else?
Then I probably wouldn’t use it.

1796. This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be that she fell in love with him then and there, although she didn’t even see him after the funeral ended. A few days later, the girl killed her own sister. What is her motive for killing her sister?
Isn’t this the psychopath question?

1797. Have you ever intentionally hurt someone’s feelings?I’m sure we all have at one point.

1798. What do you think of Franz Ferdinand?
Meh.

1799. What do you think of the band Modest Mouse?
They’re pretty awesome.

1800. What do you think of Morrissey?
Never heard of them.

Therefore, survey!

1601. What’s on your key chain besides keys?
Nothing.

1602. How do you feel about endangered species?
If humans caused the endangerment, we should do what we can to reinstate the species to its former numbers.

1603. What was the last CD you bought?
Haha, oh man…Muse’s Absolution, I think.

1604. Do you like feather pillows?
Sure, why not?

1605. How about water beds?
Dude, so much fun.

1606. Who or what do you feel the deepest responsibility towards?
My parents? I feel like I have a responsibility to NOT be a total screw up, though I’ve pretty much bombed that little assignment.

1607. How long is forever?
A freaking long time.

1608. Who is your favorite family member?
Mommy!

1609. Who would you be afraid to have angry at you?
My father is terrifying when he’s angry.

1610. Does this survey feel like it will never end?
I’m a survey freak. I hope it doesn’t!

1611. Have you ever eaten any kind of food off of someone else’s body?
Yes? I’ve had people eat off of me, which is highly enjoyable.

1612. Do you like the direction your life is going in?
I’m not sure, actually.

1613. Are you a traditional person?
About certain things, yes. But they’re things that I probably shouldn’t be traditional about, so we won’t speak of them here.

1614. Have you ever felt like the victim of societal injustice?
Not really, no.

1615. What feelings or thoughts do you repress?
We don’t want to get into that.

1616. What makes you feel ecstatic?
Statistics! Not kidding.

1617. What was your biggest mistake in the past three months?
Hahaha, the past three months have been themselves a big mistake.

1618. York Peppermint Patti or Reese’s Peanut butter Cups?
Reese’s, dude. 100%.

1619. What are your feelings, if any, about Hugh Hefner?
I have none.

1620. What is your specialty?
Being weird. Obsessing.

1621. Have you ever had a stalker?
HAHAHAHAHA yes.

1622. Have you ever been a stalker?
In the eyes of some, yes.

1623. Ideally, how far would you like to live from your nearest neighbor??
Far enough away that I can blast my techno and they wouldn’t be disturbed by it.

1624. What would you do if a teacher accused you of cheating when you really weren’t? Or if that doesn’t apply to you…what would you do if a manager accused you of stealing when you really weren’t?
This happened once in 10th grade biology. I had a four-color pen and we were going over a self-graded quiz. I changed the color of the pen so I could write my name in black on the front page and the teacher thought I was changing the color so I could re-write an answer.

1625. What store would you most like a $10,000 (about 5900 British pounds) gift certificate to?
Goodwill! Or H&M.

1626. What would you most like to reincarnate as?
A dude.

1627. What’s in your undie drawer…besides undies?
I have no such thing!

1628. How many languages can you say HELLO in?
Four? Five? Does Canadian count?

1629. If your whole country had to listen to you talk for ten minutes what would you talk about?
I would talk about the issues with Big Food and how the government is basically ruining our nutrition and our ability to, if we so desire, acquire good, nutritional foods. It’s a big, scary issue in my opinion.

1630. Do you have a guardian angel?
Doubtful.

1631. Do you smoke?
Nope.

1632. Who is more successful, Bill gates or Mother Theresa?
They’re both successful in their own ways.

1633. What band T-shirts do you own?
None!

1634. What is your favorite thing that is red?
Haha, it was my red umbrella up in Van. I don’t know what it is now…

1635. Have you ever worn mismatched socks on purpose?
Probably.

1636. Do you check nutrition labels?
I’m a bit obsessive.

1637. Most Mcdonalds value meals are about 1,500 calories (the amount of calories an average person needs in one whole day) and over 1,000 of those calories are from fat. What do you think about this?
I just get French fries, yo.

1638. If you could delete someone’s diary would you if:
They didn’t agree with you? Nope.
They were rude/obnoxious to you? Probably not.
They wrote rude entries? Nope.

1639. Have you ever worn:
A dress or a skirt if you are a guy? A tie if you are a girl?
Yes.

1640. Do you trust people at restraunts who handle your food that they aren’t doing anything gross to it while you can’t see them?
Haha, I try not to think about it.

1641. How do you wear your hair each day?
Uh, I comb it, let it sit there. It seems to know what to do.

1642. Have you ever worn: A gas mask? A blindfold?
Yes and yes.

1643. Would you be willing to go hang gliding?
Hell yeah!

1644. What is the difference between a man’s button down shirt and a woman’s button down shirt?
Aren’t the buttons on the opposite side? I’m not sure.

1645. Have you ever taken a lock of someone else’s hair?
Haha, nope.

1646. Have you ever given anyone a lock of your hair?
Nope.

1647. If you had a locket what would you put inside?
Sexy things.

1648. Is blood a turn on for you?
Not particularly, no.

1649. Have you ever written anything in your own blood?
Yes.

1650. Have you ever drank, slurped or licked someone else’s blood?
Ew.

QUESTIONS MISSING OMFGWTFBBQ

1669. What is your opinion of the current political climate in your country?
I think we’re all pretty screwed.

1670. In some high schools attendance of pep rallies is mandatory. How would you feel in this situation?
I’d start stabbing people. Actually, this was the case in my high school, come to think of it…

1671. Could you possibly fall in love with a prostitute?
Why not?

1672. What do you think of these names:
Elton: Blah.
Billy: Too common.
Dwayne: I like Wayne, but I don’t like Dwayne.
Betsy: Betsy’s cool.
Liz: Liz is okay.
Linda: My art teacher!

1673. What is one situation you want to avoid ever happening to you?
I wouldn’t want to choose whether someone lived or died. But there are a lot of other situations, too.

1674. Low fat or fat free?
Pfft. Making things low or fat free usually involves adding a bunch of chems/sugar/salt to make it taste the same. Regular for me.

1675. Are you cowardly?
No, I wouldn’t say so.

1676. Do you ever feel less than fresh?
Hahaha.

1677. Whose number is 867-5309?
Jenny! I hope she doesn’t change it. I need to make her mine.

1678. Have you ever written something on a bathroom wall?
Nope.

1679. When was the last time you fell down in public?
I don’t remember.

1680. Are you more aggressive or mellow?
Neither. Timid, maybe.

1681. What have you done with yourself to keep your life worth living?
Excellent question.

1682. What is the most incredible thing you can do?
I can screw up 99.9% of the things I attempt, that’s pretty incredible.

1683. Do you bury your pets, flush them, or throw them away?
The mental image of someone trying to flush a Great Dane down the toilet has got me laughing harder than it should.

1684. Do you get embarrassed when someone shows off baby pictures of you?
Meh. No one ever does.

1685. Who has made the biggest sacrifice for you?
My mother. She’s sacrificed so much it’s not even funny.

1686. What’s your favorite thing that is yellow?
THE SUN!

1687. Do you take any vitamins or drugs?
I take vitamins, yes.

1688. What’s the coolest HTML code you know?
Haha, I know no HTML. Sad, eh?

1689. If you had to change your diary name what would you change it to?
I’d probably go to “proc blog; run;” just because I’ve had it in mind for awhile.

1690. Do you want to grow old with someone?
Like that’s ever going to happen, but yes.

1691. Do you ever read entries titled ‘leave notes’?
Nah.

1692. Do you ever read entries titled ‘please read’?
Sure.

1693. Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons?
Nope.

1694. Have you ever played Magic the Gathering?
I played Pokemon instead.

1695. Have you ever played Vampire the Masquerade?
Nope.

1696. Have you ever played Risk?
Nope.

1697. Of the above mentioned four games which one is most appealing to you?
Risk has always sounded fun.

1698. What have you complained for so long about having to do that you could’ve accomplished it by the time you were finished complaining?
Hahaha, I could have had my thesis done in like February if I had stopped bitching about it and had just done it.

1699. When was the last time you went out of your way to be cheerful and friendly, even when you felt like punching everyone around you?
Probably today. It was a shitty day.

1700. Do you treat others better or worse than yourself and why?
I try to treat others better than I treat myself, ‘cause I know I treat myself like a piece of crap.

1401. Do you like your movies and books to be more lighthearted or serious?
Movies = lighthearted, books = serious.

1402. What’s more important, first impressions or lasting impact?
Lasting impact.

1403. Order these areas of psychological health from what you need the least improvement in to what you need the most improvement in: physical, emotional, social, intellectual, environmental, spiritual
Spiritual, environmental, physical, intellectual, social, emotional.

1404. Do you react appropriately to things and control your feelings?
Haha, I certainly try. Given the latest developments in loss of sanity, however, I can’t really say.

1405. Do you have stable relationships?
I wish I had ANY relationships right now.

1406. Do you need to be in a relationship to feel good about yourself?
BAH. I’m self-sufficient. Though I do miss doting over someone.

1407. Which is the most clear and concise, your thoughts, your speech or your
writing? Which is the least clear and concise?
Most clear: writing
Least clear: speech

1408. Are you always trying to learn new things?
Hell yeah.

1409. Do you feel at peace?
Not right now, no. Freakin’ thesis.

1410. Do you have strong morals and ethics that you believe in and adhere to?
Indeed I do.

1411. Are you over or under weight?
Haha, I’m not sure, actually. Not sure how much I weigh.

1412. Do you think of the needs of all humanity or just the needs of yourself
and those you know?
I try to expand my conscientiousness beyond my immediate surroundings, but sometimes that just doesn’t happen.

1413. Do you recycle?
I do indeed.

1414. Are you active in your community?
Haha, no.

1415. Are you sensitive to the needs of others?
I try to be.

1416. Do you dress up to go to the mall?
I haven’t been to a mall without making a 10+ mile trek to get there, so no. Unless walking garb counts.

1417. Have you ever been on anti depressants?
Unfortunately.

1418. Name a part of your body.
My right ear.

Give that part of your body a name.
“Michael.”

1419. Is fourteen your lucky number?
Nope, eleven is.

1420. What could make you lose respect for someone?
I really, really have a hard time with people who make snide remarks about others or who are overly judgmental. We’re all  human beings just trying to get through life, why criticize others?

1421. Is ignorance really bliss?
Never!

1422. What can be described as ‘even better than the real thing’?
Hmm…not sure.

1423. Are you jealous that dog can lick their own genitals?
Hahahahahaha.
If you could do that would you ever leave the house?
I think I would get sick of licking my genitals pretty quickly.
And that is probably one of the strangest sentences I’ve ever written.

1424. What’s in your wallet right now?
$10, my UBC card, my driver’s license, Costco and Safeway cards, a bus map, debit and Visa cards, my bus pass, and possibly some coins.

1425. Do you write letters that you never send?
I used to. But I also used to be a stalker, so…

1426. Do you ever get the feeling people are laughing at you?
I’m sure they are. I’m amusing (not in a good way).

1427. Who’s the one person you’d like to drop a house on?
No one.

1428. Have you ever been swept off your feet?
Not literally, no.

1429. Tell me why you don’t like Mondays:
Because school sucks ass, and I usually have to go to campus on Mondays.

1430. In the Harry potter series the books seem to be getting darker and more serious with each new release. Do you like this change or do you prefer the story to be light?
I read the first 20 pages of the first Harry Potter book. I have yet to read any more of Rowling’s works.

1431. How often do you update your diary?
You mean my blog? I BLOG every day, I update like once a month. BAD BLOGGER, BAD.

1432. What do you mostly write about in your diary?
What DON’T I write about? It’s hard to categorize what my blog is all about.

1433. How many quizzes and/or surveys do you have in your diary as entries?
Oh good lord, like a fourth of my blogs are surveys or quizzes.

1433. How many forwards does your diary contain?
Maybe two or three.

1434. What is your writing style like?
Not sure, really. I try to inject humor in pretty much everything, and my style is pretty casual.

1435. How honest are you in your diary?
Pretty honest.

1436. Why do you write in your diary?
Because I started this way back in May of 2006, and I said I’d do this daily. Therefore, daily blogs!

1437. Do you have a comet cursor on your diary description?
A what?

1438. Do you ever chat online?
Yup.

1439. Have you ever met someone from online?
Nope.

1440. What’s your favorite horror:
Movie?
Does Outbreak count?
Book?
I’m not sure, actually. Not much of a horror person.

1441. Have you ever caught a mistake in a movie?
Yes.

1442. Have you ever seen that munchkin who supposedly hangs himself in the Wizard of Oz?
Nope.
If yes, how/when should someone look for it?
I wouldn’t know.

1443. If you had to give yourself a letter grade (A, A-, B, B-, C, C-, D, D-, F) for things how would you grade yourself on:
Happiness: D
Being a decent human being: A-
Being serene (calm, peaceful): D-
Kindness: A
Anger management: F
Creative thinking: B
Modesty: Haha, how do you answer this one?
Being an original: B
Knowing yourself: A
Being true to yourself: A
Getting along with others: B
Liking yourself: F
Admitting your flaws: A
Self improvement: C

1444. Are you kinky?
Hell yeah.

1445. How would you feel if twice a week you could wake up next to the person you love?
Life would be awesome. That would probably be ideal, actually, ‘cause then we’d be apart enough to make the time we spent together even more important.

1446. Out of all the people you know who is most likely to be one of the great minds of our time?
Sean.

1447. Have you ever been to:
Church? Yes.
Temple? Nope.
A bar? Nope.
A house party? Sorta.
A rave? Nope.
A goth club? Nope.
A punk show? Nope.
A hip hop club? Nope.

1448. So far, have you changed around any of the questions on this survey?
Nope.

1449. Are you crying on the inside?
Welcome to my life for the past two years (hahaha, wow, can you say “emo?”)

1450. Are you afraid of the future?
I don’t really have a future right now. Ask me in a week or so.

1451. What will you dress up as this year for Halloween (if you celebrate it)?
Probably nothing.

1452. Do you think of some people as not worthy of being your friend?
Nope.

1453. If you won $1,000 every week until you die, would you still go to school?
Dude, I’d make school my LIFE.
Would you still get a job?
Possibly.

1454. What’s the most difficult job you can think of?
Putting up with obnoxious people. That incorporates a lot of jobs, haha.

1455. If you could decorate your room with any theme you wanted what would you pick?
Rainbow!

1456. Of the following bands which would you be most likely to check out: roxy music (70’s glam), the magnetic fields (current indie rock),  kraftwerk (experimental electronic rock)?
Kraftwerk!

1457. You and your boy/girlfriend have been together 6 months or longer…. One day s/he wants to go to a strip club with his/her friends to hang out. It’s guys/girls night out and you aren’t invited. Would you be upset by this?
Nah.

1458. Can a person avoid dying if he or she does not believe in death?
That would be convenient.

1459. If someone sings songs that they don’t write and they don’t play any instruments or mix the songs or have any creative input at all..Are they a musician?
If you define a “singer” as a musician, yes.

1460. What do the following stand for:
html? “Hyper text markup language”
faq? “Frequently asked questions”
fao? Not sure about this one.
imho? “In my humble opinion”
hiv? “Human immunodeficiency virus”
aids? “Auto immune deficiency syndrome”
r&b? I think it’s “rhythm and blues”

1461. What does the world owe you?
Nothing.

1462. Do you read plays and books or just get the cliff notes?
I read the actual plays and books. I don’t think I’ve ever used Cliff Notes.

1463. What do you want to get out of life?
Knowledge.

1464. Do you know what is really important to you?
See above.

1465. What trend has been getting on your nerves lately?
Popular songs on the radio advocating crazy partying and getting drunk/wasted to the point of not remembering things the next morning. We get it, partying and irresponsible alcohol use is fun. Do we need 96 new songs about it?

1466. Do you forgive yourself when you make a mistake?
Nope.

1467. What tiny little very small thing has made you hugely happy?
Happiness has eluded me for a few months now.

1468. Can you read body language well?
Somewhat.

1469. Do you look people in the eye when you talk?
Somewhat.

1470. Do you notice if they aren’t looking you in the eye?
Nah.

1471. Are you alert to opportunities?
Depends on the type of opportunity. Depends on if I care.

1472. Puppet Yoda or digital Yoda?
THERE IS A PUPPET YODA??

1473. Do you look like the person you want to be?
Nope.

1474. Do you behave like the person you want to be?
Maybe 70% of the time.

1475. Some children were asked ‘how would you make your marriage work?’ One child, Ricky, age ten, said: ‘Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.’ Is this good advice?
Why aren’t trucks pretty? CHEVYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

1476. Do you visualize your goals and dreams?
Constantly.

1477. 4x + 3 = 15
What is the value of x?
x = 3

1478. Do you keep yourself organized?
Very.

1479. Does anyone really win an argument?
Sure.

1480. Have you ever had champagne?
Nnnno? I don’t think so.

1481. Do you strive for perfection?
Yup.

1482. Name one thing you understand.
That I understand nothing.

1483. Whatever it is are you afraid of it?
I fear ignorance, yes.

1484. Do you dislike being told what to do?
Not usually. I like being given direction.

1485. If you had a cat would you have it declawed?
Hell no.

1486. Do you prefer lobster, clams, or crab meat?
Crab rules.

1487. What do you think about guys who don’t wear underwear?
I have no problem with them.

1488. What do you think about girls who don’t wear bras?
See above.

1489. Do you ask for what you want?
Not of others, no.

1490. What are you against?
Close-mindedness.

1491. How many notes does your diary have?
Comments? I’m not sure, about 100-something since I’ve been on WordPress.

1492. Ace of Base or Enya?
Enya.

1493. What makes you feel awkward?
Hahaha, myself.

1494. Have you ever been to teenopendiary.com, and if yes, how does it compare
to opendiary.com?
Never been there.

1495. If you were going to switch to another diary website, which one would you
go to?
I like WordPress. But possibly TypePad.

1496. Do you believe that certain books should be removed from high school
libraries?
Hell no.

1497. How do you feel about gay and lesbian marriages?
No issue with them whatsoever.

1498. Can you rearrange the letters in your name to form any other words (check here if you aren’t sure http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/)?
I can spell “I” and “caudal” from my first name, among other things.

1499. What is the sexiest moment in a movie?
I don’t think all movies have the same sexy moment…

1500. Do you have a favorite standup comedian?
Brian Regan! He rules.

1101. Continued…Let’s see if I’m psychic. You wrote three yes or no questions. Now I will answer them.
1 yes
2 no
3 no
Did I get any right?
Yup, numbers one and three. It was nighttime when I wrote my question and I
wasn’t wearing pants.

1102. You wrote one question that can be answered with a color (example: what
color is my car). I say….
White. Is it true?
Nope.

1103. You thought of a number between 1 and 100 and typed it down.
Was it 14?
Nope. 77.

1104. You wrote one more question, anything you wanted.
The answer is yes, 42, orange, Matt, Josh, Kim, Nicole, whatever or your mom.
Does that answer your question?
Nope. Rick Astley will, in fact, NEVER give you up.

1105. Do you think that Britney Spears would make a good Bond Girl?
Haha. That would be funny.

1106. Have you read anything by C.S. Lewis?
I read the Narnia insanity when I was younger. Didn’t care much for it.

1107. What is your favorite movie with Bill Murray?
I think I’ve only ever seen Groundhog’s Day.

1108. What is your favorite movie with Jack Nicholson?
Again, I’ve only ever seen One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

1109. What is your favorite movie with Christopher Walkin?
Wasn’t he a voice in Antz? I liked Antz.

1110. What is your favorite movie with Johnny Depp?
I don’t watch enough movies to answer these. Was he in Pirates of the
Caribbean?

1111. What is your favorite movie with Orlando Bloom?
Was he in Pirates, too?

1112. What rhymes with ‘orange’?
Stenographer.

1113. Why do guys have nipples if they will never need to feed a baby?
Because God said, “let there be teats.”
If that quote were in the Bible, I’d convert in a nanosecond.

1114. Some people think that couples should be screened before they are allowed to reproduce (so that people who cannot afford to support a child don’t have one, or so that a child won’t be born into a dysfunction family or to unfit parents). What do you think about this?
I think it’s a good idea in theory, but actively employing such screenings would be pretty much impossible/unrealistic/highly criticized.

1115. Have you ever swallowed an object by accident?
I used to have a huge fear of choking on stuff if I didn’t chew it properly. I remember in kindergarten my friends would challenge each other to swallow whole those little slices of baby mandarin oranges. I could never bring myself to do it.
Wow, tangent.
Um…I swallow Tic Tacs unintentionally all the time. I guess I shouldn’t go into vacuum mode when I’m sucking on something so small [insert
immature joke here].

1116. Did you get it back?
The Tic Tacs? Well, technically…

1117. Do you prefer He-Man or She-Ra?
He-Man, just ‘cause of the name.

1118. Are you proud of yourself?
For what? Being a failure at everything? ‘Cause I’m damn good at that.

1119. Who should go to hell?
Grad school.

1120. Is your eyesight 20/20?
With my glasses on, yes.

1121. Have you ever had insomnia?
I don’t know if what I’m going through now counts as insomnia, but if not, no.

1122. Does it bother you when people touch you?
Depends on who. Depends on where. Depends on the nudity level.

1123. Is it better to get too much or too little sleep?
Too little. More productivity that way!

1124. Have you ever given away something you made? What?
Yup. Drawings.

1125. Is it better to have kids when you are in your teens, 20s, 30s, 40s, or older?
Never! Kids suck.

1126. What gets your adrenaline pumping?
Test anxiety. Statistics.

1127. Is hell all fire and brimstone or is it personal for everyone like in Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey?
Or does it not exist?
I don’t think it exists, but I think the best description of it ever was in James Joyces’ Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. Fantastic.

1128. Do you ever talk about yourself in the third person?
No, but sometimes I write about myself in third person.

1129. What’s your favorite radio station? What kind of music do they play?
My old favorite in Moscow was Z-Fun 106.1, just because I always found it vastly superior to 104. It was mostly pop music, but I enjoyed it. I don’t
listen to radio much up here.

1130. What did you think of these movies:
Election? Never saw it.
Gone With the Wind? See above.
Fight Club? See above.
Spider Man? You know, these movie questions are totally wasted on me.
The Virgin Suicides? Like, totally.
Resident Evil? I’m taking my pants off now.
Signs? OOH, I’ve seen this one! I liked it.
Muppets from Space? Lalalalala…
Pearl Harbor? There are too many movies.
Halloween Resurrection? Is there a book list coming later?
The Dark Crystal? Creepiest damn puppet movie ever.

1131. Is everyone special?
Sure.

1132. Are your toes:
Painted (what color)? Yes, pink.
Manicured? No.
Sparkly? That would be awesome.
Soft? Sure.
Wearing a toe ring? Nope.
Do you have hobbit-feet? I hope not.

1133. Do you believe there is anyplace still undiscovered in all the world?
Of course.

1134. Whose picture would you like to paint a target on and throw darts at?
Nobody’s.

1135. Is love all you need?
According to The Beatles, yes.

1136. Ever caught a fish?
Yes? I think?

1137. Are you adventurous?
Sure, I’d like to think so.

1138. Are you afraid of mediocrity?
Depends on the situation.

1139. Would you rather die tomorrow or have all your friends die?
Me dead tomorrow. No question.

1140. What are 3 things you don’t understand?
1. Basic addition.
2. Why no one else seems to find Leibniz absolutely irresistible.
3. Where I went wrong.

1141. I would do anything for love but I won’t do ‘that’. What is ‘that’?
Give up Leibniz.

1142. Has your diary ever been rated?
Huh? No.

1143. Do you do more than kiss on the first date?
Not yet, no. And I probably wouldn’t.

1144. Are you very liberal or conservative?
I’m liberal about most things.

1145. What do you like about your neighbors?
That I never, ever hear them.

1146. I read that by 2010 they expect to market a gene therapy procedure that will increase the life spans of adult human beings by double or triple. If this happened would you have it done?
Haha, dated survey is dated. And if it had happened, no, absolutely not.

1147. If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?
Fuck no.

1148. Was this year a good year for you?
Not so far, no.

1149. What are you looking forward to next year?
The fact that it’s not this year. The fact that I’ll have had to be finished with this god-awful program by then.

1150. Are you a Jim Henson fan?
Hell yeah!

1151. What do you think of these diarist names?
ToxicToast: haha.
Solitary Music: sounds a bit emo.
gemini_wish_star: sounds like a teen.
juneberry: meh.

1152. Do you read the Diary Master’s diary?
Nope.

1153. Have you ever made an enemy on OD?
I’m assuming OD stands for Open Diary. So no.

1154. Have you ever (or do you know anyone who’s) been deleted from OD?
Nope.

1155. Were you ever in the first row of a concert?
I’ve never been to a concert.

1156. Did you ever meet a celebrity? Who?
Never met one.

1157. Do you have any autographs?
I have an autographed CD from Capitol Steps when I went to their performance in Spokane. They’re hilarious.

1158. Can you visualize whirled peas?
Make grub, not war.

1159. Are there some situations where love just isn’t enough to keep 2 people together? When does that happen?
Life happens. Life’s a bitch sometimes.

1160. Do you have no attention span?
I  have a very good attention span.

1161. What do you think of these entry titles?
me. back. home: meh.
steak and butter: steak is tasty.
The Smurfs Go Communist: sounds funny.
The controversial Athens: sounds interesting.

1162. Have you ever been wrongly accused?
Yes, but it was nothing major. Not like manslaughter or anything.

1163. When you wash your hair do you blow dry it or let it dry naturally?
I blow dry my bangs. The rest dries naturally.

1164. Where does your family go on vacation?
My mom and I go to Spokane (haha). My dad and I cruise to Alaska.

1165. Have you ever been to:
Newport, Rhode Island: nope
Dutch Wonderland: nope.
Salem, MA: not this one either.
Niagara Falls: nope.

1166. Have you ever given money to OD cares?
Nope.

1167. Have you ever created an OD interest? If yes, what interests did you create?
I haven’t.

1168. What do you think of these entry names?
DEAR SOUL FRIEND 57 Loss: interesting…
I had a good title but i forgot it: sounds like one of my entries, haha.
Left Alone: see above.
yeah yeah…he kissed her: I’d read it.

1169. If you have aol what is your ‘you’ve got mail’ sound?
Hahahaha, AOL.

1170. What will you never have enough of?
Knowledge.

1171. Who can you only handle in small doses?
People in general.

1172. You are at a magic auction where you can bid on impossible things but you
only brought enough money to buy one thing. Out of these..which would you buy?
– entrance into whatever afterlife you believe in
– a guarentee that you will have at least 3 books published in your life
– a new car, house and boat each year
– unending creative inspiration
– ultimate compassion and acceptance of others
– a trip into outer space
– perfect health for the rest of your life
Unending creative inspiration. That would be so rad.

1173. In the above question if finding perfect love was a choice would you
change your answer?
No.

1174. What food is so fattening or unhealthy that you would NEVER touch it?
Foie gras, because it’s obviously unhealthy for the goose.

1175. Which do you love more, your country or your planet?
My UNIVERSE!

1176. What do you think of:
ABBA: ABBA rules, yo.
Brian Adams: who?
No Doubt: Gwen Stefani!

1177. Are you more logical or emotional?
Logical. Until I freak out, then I get overemotional and hate myself.

1178. Do you think that tattoos and piercing are overrated?
Nope.

1179. What do you think of these diary titles?
The Seamless Garment: boring.
Your eyes can be so cruel: blah.
What was, is no more: interesting.
shock me sane: this sounds like a band.

1180. Do you believe that Michael Jackson molests children?
Zombie Jackson and small children? I sense a B movie in the making.

1181. Hypothetically, let’s say that he did molest them. Who would you feel should be held MORE accountable, Michael Jackson or the parents that allowed their children to go to Never Land Ranch unsupervised for sleepovers?
I think we should let all that stuff go now that he’s, you know, dead.

1182. Have you ever been to:
Manhattan: nope.
Disney: Disney Land = yes, Disney World = no.
Paris: nope.
Anywhere cooler: Stockholm!

1183. What 3 music videos should everyone download?
The Music Scene – Blockhead
Baby I’m Yours – Breakbot
Stupid Girls – P!nk

1184. If someone bet you ten dollars that you couldn’t sing the whole Gummy
Bears theme song, would you be able to do it and win?
Nope.

1185. Do you like Bjork?
No opinion.

1186. How about the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club?
Never heard of them.

1187. What do you think of Moby?Eh, he’s okay.

1188. What do you think of Alien Ant Farm?
Their cover of Smooth Criminal is better than Michael Jackson’s version.

1189. What do you think of the Flaming Sideburns?
I know nothing of them.

1190. Do you believe that imps, trolls, giants, dragons, unicorns, etc. were
real but became extinct?
Nope.

1191. What sucks?
Vacuums. Grad school.

1192. What do you think of these diary titles?
Geologist to the Stars: interesting. I’d read it.
The Hussy Chronicles: sounds dirty!
Gravy: meh.
Napping in the Broom Closet: surprise narcolepsy?

1193. Do you ever think about suicide?
Yes. I’ll just leave it at that.

1194. Do you believe that Jesus Christ was a real person? How about Noah?
Sure, why not? I think pulling the entire New Testament completely out of the air is as suspicious as an actual god existing and commanding people to write the Bible.

1195. What is one luxury you refuse to live without?
Access to music.

1196. What is one luxury you feel you could live without?
I could live without access to all the awesome organic produce/foods that I currently have. It would suck, but I could give up Whole Foods, haha.

1197. Do you feel that you are high, medium, or low maintenance in a
relationship?
I try to be low maintenance. But who knows.

1198. What do you think of these diarist names?
N.Y.S: Now You See?
Collapsibleman: haha
*})|({*: butterfly!!
black dove: emo?

1199. Do vegetables taste better from the store or from your garden?
Veggies RULE! I haven’t had garden fresh ones in forever, though.

1200. How long have you spent on this survey so far?
Several hours, I’d say. Takes me awhile to fill in each section.

1001. What has caused you to reinvent yourself or reevaluate who you are?
College. I’m quite different now than I was in 2006.

1002. Name three annoying bands/musicians:
John Mayer, Jason Mraz, Finger Eleven. They’re not annoying per se, they just bug me.

1003. Have you ever been to a foam party (a big dance floor full of soap foam that people dance in at a club)? If yes did you get into the foam?
That sounds like the coolest thing ever. Why haven’t I been a part of something like this?

1004. Who do you take for granted?
My mom sometimes, which is horrible, I know.
Who makes you feel taken for granted?
Some certain people I won’t name.

1005. Short, knee, or ankle skirts?
Knee skirts. That way you can show off badass socks.

1006. Do you wear a hat?
I’m not a hat person.

1007. Did you watch Sifl and Ollie on MTV?
Who did the what now?
How about Liquid Television?
Huh?
The Maxx?
The what?

1008. What do you like that is NOT part of pop culture?
Leibniz.

1009. What music makes you feel:
Sexy? Lady Gaga. I like to dance naked to her. I’d dance naked FOR her, too.
Passionate? Anything fast with a good beat.
Violent? Psychostick.
Romantic? Haha,  I don’t know of any songs/music that makes me feel romantic.
Sad? A lot of Sia’s slower songs made me sad.
Happy/joyous? If I said Sleepyhead, would you stab me?

1010. Who’s your favorite cartoon character?
Ooh, that’s tough. I actually don’t know.

1011. Does break dancing impress you?
Yeah. I’m sure it takes a lot of talent to do that.

1012. Are you a smooth operator?
I’m a pimp.

1013. Would you rather be a police officer or a criminal?
Police officer. That’d be pretty cool.

1014. Do you believe that government decisions should be made based more on economics or more on social reform?
They should be based on a healthy combination of the two, but probably a little bit more on social reform.

1015. Why do ‘they’ spend money to sterilize needles that are going to be used to give lethal injections?
Because it’s probably illegal for an inmate to die via infection rather than the prescribed cocktail of drugs.

1016. This summer have you:
Been to the beach? Nope.
been to the movies? Movies suck.
Played mini golf? Haha, haven’t done that in years.
Gone for a walk? Lots of them.

1017. Would you rather lay in bed all night talking or have sex all night long?
Can’t we do both?

1018. Have you ever eaten tofu?
Hahaha, I’m so sleep deprived…though that read “have you ever eaten sofa?”
Yes, I’ve eaten tofu. But not sofa.

1019. Who needs a brain?
A freakish amount of people.

1020. Who needs a heart?
Men of tin!

1021. Does the moon have an effect on your mood?
Possibly. Who knows? The moon is one influential celestial body.

1022. Do you feel pressure on Friday and Saturday to have fun, go out and party?
Pfft, screw that. Plus I don’t know anyone up here with which to have fun, go out, and party.

1023. Many people will say that the Harry Potter books are pure fluff with no literary value. Do you agree?
I can’t say. I’ve never read them.

1024. Is Harry Potter comparable to The Chronicles of Narnia and the Lord of the Rings?
Well, I thought Narnia and LotR sucked, so…

1025. What are you doing next Wednesday?
Working on my thesis. Trying not to die.

1026. Why do so many people think Elvis is still alive?
Because Elvis was awesome.

1027. What couldn’t you live your life without?
Data.

1028. Are your hands cold?
My fingers are, yes. But then again, my body temp is usually around 95 or 96 degrees, so…it’s to be expected.

1029. Is your heart warm?
Sure.

1030. Palm trees or snow storms?
Snow storms!

1031. What bands would be great if only the singing was edited out?
Hahaha, ouch. I’m not sure, I usually don’t listen to any (singing) bands if I don’t like their singing.

1032. What fantasy book would you like to see made into a movie?
Fantasy is obnoxious.

1033. Do you avoid risks and if possible stay at home?
I’m a pretty big risk-taker, I’d say.

1034. What SCI-fi books do you read?
ONLY Jules Verne and H. G. Wells. All others are inferior!

1035. Would you be on that who wants to marry a millionaire show as a contestant?
Haha, sure, why not?

1036. Who’s the best secret keeper you know?
Not sure. Some of my friends are good at it, some of them really suck.

1037. What is your favorite myth?
I’ve always liked the myth of Icarus and Daedalus.

1038. Is it easier to live when you’re evil?
Hell no. Karma, ladies and gents.

1039. Have you ever belonged to a sorority or a fraternity?
Hahaha, no.

1040. Would you want to join one?
It would be a fun and frightening experience.

1041. If your friend were doing dangerous drugs would you tell their parents?
I think my friends and I are of the age where I should confront them personally rather than tattle to their parents.

1042. Would you rather be a unicorn, mermaid/man, or a sorceress/er?
Sorceress.

1043. Are leather pants sexy?
On some people, yes.
On you?
Dudes, nothing is sexy on me.

1044. Did you tell someone you love him or her today?
My mom.

1045. Have you ever given blood?
I’m anemic, yo. I’d probably die.

1046. Have you ever been thrown out of someplace?
Nope. Almost, though.

1047. What do you daydream about?
The future.

1048. Are you a miracle?
I’m biology. Make of that what you will.

1049. If America is one nation under god then are atheists citizens?
It doesn’t matter, ‘cause we’re not a nation under god.

1050. Should they be?
We should be a nation under nachos. That’s a lot cooler.

1051. If you could pick any rock star to replace the Ozbournes in their reality show, whom would you pick?
Pfft, rock stars.

1052. What are your feelings about Mel Gibson’s movie The Passion of Christ?
I never saw it and I have no interest to.

1053. What did you think about the last episode of Sex in the City?
See above.

1054. What is your favorite movie with Adam Sandler in it?
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie with Adam Sandler in it.

1055. What is your biggest problem?
Hahahaha…oh…you don’t want to know.

1056. Have you ever been arrested?
Nope.

1057. Can musicians be held responsible for influencing people to behave badly?
Not anymore than anyone else.

1058. Do you believe that there are subliminal messages embedded in some TV shows, movies & music?
I think people are obsessive enough to imply meaning that isn’t there.

1059. Is there anything that you believe should be banned for any reason?
Can we ban stupidity?

1060. How often do you eat too much?
Very rarely.

1061. Have you ever descended into pure madness?
No comment.

1062. Would you want to?
See above.

1063. Do green m&m’s make you feel sexy?
ANY M&Ms make me feel sexy.

1064. If you died tomorrow, what mark would you have left on the world?
None. I’m pretty pathetic.

1065. What movie would you NEVER want to see?
My dad made me watch Dude, Where’s My Car? once. I think if I saw a millisecond of that movie again, my brain would implode.

1066. What annoys you the most about yourself?
Myself.

1067. How do you feel about capitalism?
Eh.

1068. How do you feel about socialism?
I don’t have a problem with it.

1069. How do you feel about communism?
It’s an interesting system/movement/whatever you’d like to call it. I don’t know a whole lot about it, though.

1070. Has anyone ever tried to injure you?
Yes.

1071. Has anyone ever tried to kill you?
Not that I’m aware of.

1072. How do you know when it’s time to break up with someone?
You just know.

1073. What is your opinion of the Janet jackson/Justin Timberlake superbowl exposure incident?
Meh. People overreacted.

1074. What’s the most annoying sound?
Crying babies.

1075. Who was your childhood hero?
I don’t think I really had one.

1076. With nearly 100 channels why is NOTHING ever on?
Because most TV sucks? And people get worse with choices when they’re given more of them.

1077. Would you adopt a stray kitty wandering through your neighborhood?
Hell yes!

1078. Describe what you look like:
Short, black hair, ugly.

1079. Describe what you ARE like:
Weird, obnoxious, lonely.

1080. What bad habit do you have that affects other people as much as it affects you?
Uh…procrastination? Not sure.

1081. How did you party new years eve 1999?
Oh man, I can’t even remember…I think I just sat up in the living room with my mom and grandparents. I know I watched the ball drop while standing on my head.

1082. Does second hand smoke bother you?
I can’t smell it.

1083. Have you ever:
Dumped a drink over someone’s head? Nope.
Dumped a drink over your own head? Yes.
Bit someone? No.
Torn at someone’s clothes? Welcome to high school. Hahaha, poor Aneel.
Made out in the bathroom? Nnnno?

1084. Which Lord of the Rings movie has the best ending?
LotR SUCKS.

1085. Do you have any interesting scars?
Um…I have scars with interesting stories behind them.

1086. Is it better for people to change and evolve their ideas or always be consistent?
I love consistency myself, but if peoples’ ideas are in need of change, by all means.

1087. Warped tour, Lollapalooza or Area concert?
Lollapalooza.

1088. What are you missing in your life?
Someone to care for. Being alone in a city of 600,000 blows.

1089. Do you ever know when someone is thinking about you?
Bah.

1090. What could you make a sculpture out of that’s in the room with you right now?
I have glue and cardboard.

1091. Do you believe in the lost city of Atlantis?
Meh.

1092. Have you ever read The Little Prince?
Indeed. Good little book.

1093. This is Mr. fish <>< What’s the best picture you can make on your keyboard?
I can make a COLE TRAIN!
But I don’t feel up to it right now.

1094. What did Mr. Octopus say to Mrs. Octopus?
[insert Octopussy joke here]

1095. Let’s see if I’m psychic. Write a yes or no question here.
Is it nighttime right now?

1096. Write another yes or no question.
Is this a yes or no question?

1097. Think of just one more yes or no question.
Am I wearing pants?

1098. Type one question that can be answered with a color (example: what color is my car)
What is the complimentary color of orange?

1099. Think of a number between one and one hundred & type it down.
77.

1100. Write one more question, anything you want.
Is Rick Astley ever going to give you up?

Gettin’ through the first 1,000! Hahaha, are you guys sick of this, yet?

901. Would you rather have a candle scented like blueberries and crème or butterscotch pie?
I will STAB you.

902. Which ones are fruits and which are vegetables:
Banana – fruit
Cucumber – vegetable
Tomato – technically a fruit, but culinarily (TOTALLY A WORD) a veg.
Apple – veggie
Carrot – AWESOME veggie
Eggplant – veggie
Cherry – nasty
Pumpkin – fruit

903. Does it annoy you when people talk loudly on their cell phones in public?
You have no idea. Not everyone on the bus needs to know your dinner plans, you obnoxious fart faces.

904. Is love a commitment to one person, or can you love more than one person at the same time?
I honestly believe you can love more than one person at a time.

905. Cover or original:
Smooth Criminal; is it better by Michael Jackson or Alien Ant Farm?
AAF, definitely.
Blue Monday better by Orgy or New Order?
Never heard it.
I Want Candy; Is it better by Aaron Carter or Bow Wow Wow?
Bow Wow Wow!
Love Song; Is it better by 311 or The Cure?
Another one I’ve never heard.
It’s My Life; Is it better by No Doubt or The Talking Heads?
No Doubt.

906. What is the most uncomfortable feeling?
Dread. Not having a plan. Both combined.

907. Do you like Maroon 5?
I think all their songs sound the same, but it’s a decent sound, so I don’t mind too much.

908. Would you ever go on a blind date TV show?
That would probably be the only way I’d get a date seeing as how things tend to go with me.

909. How much of your wardrobe is dry clean only?
Two things, a jacket and pants, but I never dry clean those pants. Into the washer they go!

910. Who’s arms would you like to crawl into?
Leibniz’.

911. What the hell is your problem?
Hahahaha, I could write you a book, man.

912. Look around you. What is the most beautiful thing you can see?
My books. I love them.

913. What is the most beautiful thing you can’t see?
Tachyons! Speedy little buggers.

914. Take a deep breath. Yawn deeply. Do you appreciate the things most people take for granted, like breathing?
I think I appreciate tastes more than the average person, seeing as how I can’t smell and all. The things I can taste I taste very strongly and I really try to eat things that have good, strong flavors. Apart from broccoli and cauliflower. Those taste like nothing but have awesome textures.

915. Do you appreciate breathing more when you have a cold and you’re all congested and can’t breathe right?
I don’t get colds, I stole God’s immune system.

916. Is congestion a positive thing because it helps you to appreciate breathing?
I appreciate breathing more after I choke on something. Congestion just pisses me off.

917. How is your life like a work of art?
It’s unfinished and probably will always be that way. Lots of artists never really “finish” their works, right?

918. Do you feel that your life influences and is influenced by many other lives?
Of course. No man is an island. Some are peninsulas, but none are islands.

919. Has a smile ever made all the difference in the world to you?
Meh. If I’m having a bad day, I’m having a BAD day. Smiles don’t do much for me if I feel up to kicking a baby through an electric fan.

920. Have you ever looked at a tree and considered how the roots could be miles long, trailing and entwining with other roots underground, all of them holding the soil together?
Indeed.

921. Do you notice the little things in life?
Sometimes. When I’m really freaking depressed I do.

922. Do you feel, as Jung did, that deep down, underneath our individual personalities we are all the same?
The collective unconscious thing? Eh. I suppose in a sense that’s what’s going on, but I’m not a strong believer in it.

923. Do you feel a great oneness with the universe?
Sometimes. Sometimes I feel very, very, very alone.

924. When was the last time you decided to really enjoy yourself?
Haha, it’s been awhile. Grad school has destroyed my soul.

925. When was the last time you set yourself free and acted without caring at all what someone else thought?
Pfft.

926. Have you ever held someone and appreciated how delicate and fragile all life is and felt that they were even more precious and beautiful because one day they would die…and so will you?
Those are some of the best moments in life, in my opinion.

927. In ten years someone else might own your house and the room you are sitting in now. Someone else might be standing right next to where you are sitting now. So that means you could be standing right next to someone but you can’t see him or her because they are ten years away.
Ever look at life like that?
I do indeed. This section of the survey includes a lot of stuff I tend to think about a lot.

928. When was the last time you:
Soaked in a bubble bath: long, long, long ago.
Read a good book outside: It’s too cold/rainy to read outside up here.
Held someone’s hand: Not since last summer.
Felt truly joyful: Not since before grad school. Sad, eh?

929. What do you bring to this world that no one else can?
A fantastic degree of “insignificant human pretending to be important.” Also a lot of blogs.

930. Do you feel that you are part of every living thing in this world and that all those things are part of you?
I’m a hylozoist, so yes. We are all of the same matter, we all become one another at some point.

931. Are you more afraid of death or not completely living?
I FEAR NOTHING

932. What was the last thing you wanted to do but didn’t or couldn’t do?
Quit.

933. Why don’t you try and do that thing now?
Because I’m a coward.

934. What is the most wonderful thing happening right now in the world?
People are trying to be nice to each other. Obviously this isn’t a universal thing, but odds are, somewhere out there someone is making a conscious effort to be nice to a fellow human being.

935. Name 7 things going on around you that you normally wouldn’t notice:
1. The fridge is running.
2. The light on my router is blinking.
3. My chilled water is slowly warming to room temperature.
4. The apple I took out of the fridge is also warming to room temperature.
5. The three clocks on the walls are ticking.
6. My Christmas lights are still chilling on the ceiling.
7. The light on my TV is on, indicating that it is plugged in.

936. Name three things you hate
1. Failure
2. Judgmental attitudes
3. Group work

937. Name one GOOD thing about each of those 3 things you hate.
1. You supposedly learn from it
2. I guess they can help protect you in situations in which the judgments actually are accurate.
3. Sometimes you get a group that lets you do all the work yourself.

938. What do you tend to see in black and white, rather than in shades of gray?
Pretty much everything. Except grays. HA joke.

939. Admit three things you do that you are ashamed of but shouldn’t be.
1. I waste time.
2. I double check ridiculously simple calculations with a calculator, even though I know the correct answers (example: if I have to add 36 + 2, I know the answer is 38, but I punch 36 + 2 into a calculator to check anyway).
3. I don’t do any school work on Saturdays.

940. What qualities make a person “good” in your eyes?
They’re kind to others, they don’t judge others, they try to maintain harmony in their surroundings.

941. Do you have any of these qualities?
I certainly try.

942. Are you willing to do what it takes to achieve what you want to?
Fuck yes.

943. Name one bad quality about someone you love.
She allows a certain asshole to control her life to a certain extent.

944. Name one good quality about someone you hate.
I don’t hate anyone.

945. Are you pro life or pro choice and why?
Pro choice; I think that women should be allowed the freedom of making a (legal) choice if they’re ever in the situation where they think bringing yet another life into this world is not the best thing for them to do.

946. If you are pro life write a reason someone might be pro choice. If you are pro choice write a reason someone might be pro life.
I’ve read/heard the descriptions of abortion, and they make it sound pretty horrible for the baby. I can see how some people could oppose such operations.

947. Can you see the beauty in?
A bumble bee: They’re cute.
A man skating: Johnny Weir is HOT.
A woman combing her hair: Women are beautiful.
A box of tissues: Such things are useful to me.
Yourself naked: BAH I’m ugly as hell.
Light: Light is fanfreakingtastic.

948. What are you most afraid of?
Failure. And Google. But mostly failure.

949. Whose life would you REALLY NOT want to ever have?
Hmm…I’m not sure. I think I would be horrible in any situation where I’d have to interact with a lot of people and make a lot of major decisions. So I guess I wouldn’t want to be President Obama then, haha.
Why?
Press conferences, cabinet meetings, and budget balancing, oh my!

950. Can you come up with a reason why you might want their life?
I’d like to think I would do something worthwhile if I were ever president.

951. Name one thing that is beautiful about your body
I’m stronger than I look. By quite a bit.

952. Name one thing that is ugly about your body
I don’t know if I can narrow it down. Um…my legs are horribly ugly. Cannot wear shorts.

953. Name one thing that is beautiful about your mind
I’m very good at making connections across subjects/fields/ideas.

954. Name one thing that is ugly about your mind
I have a horrible temper.

955. Who was the last person you were rude to?
Possibly someone on the bus? I’m not sure. It was a pretty bad day.

956.Are your elbows soft?
Yup.

957. Are you ticklish?
Unfortunately.

958. Are you awkward or graceful?
Pfft, I trip over electrons.

959. Do you wear glasses/contacts?
I love my glasses.

960. If you wear contacts what’s the longest you have ever left them in your eyes?
No contacts for me!

961. What’s going on where you are right now?
Not too much. Just chilling in my apartment.

962. What is your favorite thing to touch?
I like smooth metallic things.

963. What is your favorite kind of incense?
This is not applicable to Claudia!

964. What relaxes you?
Sleepyhead.

965. How much time have you wasted?
God, SO much.

966. How do you afford your rock and roll lifestyle?
Oh, you know, dealing crack, prostitution, all that good stuff.
And a graduate scholarship.
(mostly that last one)

967. What does teen spirit smell like?
Nirvana, perhaps?
Or crack.

968. Do you mostly listen or hear?
Depends on who’s talking.

969. Look or see?
See.

970. Do you comprehend all the things you read?
I try.
But then again, I’ve also read Quine, so no.

971. Is it necessary to be repetitive in order to be creative?
It depends on the person. Some peoples’ creativity is fed by routine activity, some peoples’ creativity is crushed by it.

972. Do you control your attitude or does it control you?
I try to control it, but sometimes it goes insane.

973. Are your relationships mostly passion or conversation?
First conversation, then passion, than conversation, than a healthy mixture of both.

974. Do you do what needs to be done regardless of the consequences?
I am the most stubbornly persistent person I know.

975. Is money how you keep score?
Hell no.

976. Who can you do everything or nothing with and still have the best time?
 My old roomies. My band geek buds. My mother.

977. Just because you’re angry does that give you the right to be cruel?
Absolutely not.

978. What is maturity and where does it come from?
Maturity is overrated. We all need to be a little more childish if we want to be sane. Unfortunately, I think we’re all in too much of a rush to become mature.

979. Who is the maturest person you know?
Haha, is “maturest” a word? I always thought Sean was a surprisingly mature human being.

980. Who is the most immature person you know?
Probably myself.

981. If there was a fire and you could only rescue one thing from your room (all people and pets have escaped on their own, even goldfish) what would it be?
Compy. I freaking love my compy.

982. If you could, what 3 albums would you force everyone to remove from his or her CD collections?
1. I don’t judge people by their music.
2. That’s just dumb.
3. Our aural preferences are subjective.

983. Does Marilyn Manson scare you or bore you?
Neither, really.

984. What do you think of the Insane Clown Posse?
Fuckin’ posses, how do they work?

985. What’s the best movie about high school?
No idea. American Pie, perhaps? Just because it’s fantastic.

986. Do you like Michael Jackson better in the 80’s 90’s or today?
Well, today he’s dead…I’ve never really paid much attention to him, actually.

987. Is choosing a different store to shop in from most people really making a statement?
Meh. It depends on what your intentions are. I don’t tend to shop at the same clothing stores as others, but I don’t do it to “stand out” or resist conformity. Some people do, though, so eh.

988. What’s the riskiest thing you’ve ever done?
Grad school. Totally not worth it, by the way.

989. Have you ever ridden in a car while the driver had been drinking?
Not to my knowledge, but possibly.

990. Who needs to get a life?
Hahaha, me. Have you read my blogs?

991. Do write on yourself with milky pens?
Hahaha, nope. Just ballpoints.

992. What should be different about high school curriculum?
It should be more rigorous in general. Students should have more opportunities to advance if they’re ready.

993. Right now are you exactly the way you want to be?
ABSOLUTELY NOT.

994. Who can save you from yourself?
Just myself.

995. Are you a responsible person?
I like to think so, yes.

996. “It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.”— Oscar Wilde. Do you agree?
Nope. How is tedious not charming? I think tediousness is fantastically charming sometimes.

997. How many greatest hits albums do you own?
I own a fair number of songs from greatest hits albums, but I don’t own any full albums.

998. Are you at risk for a.i.d.s.?
Haha, I seriously doubt it. I gotta start washing those used needles, though.

999. Do you want to have it all?
All of what?

1000. Do you collect green pictures of dead presidents?
No. I collect multicolored pictures of queens and prime ministers.

Almost a fifth of the way there!

801. How often do you change your mood in a day?
Hahahaha, you’re funny.  GET OFF MY CASE! Please don’t hate me. Let’s party!

802. When you ask people how they are doing you actually care about their answer or is it just polite?
Depends on the person. Besides, I think we’re all pretty conditioned to answer “okay” or “good” regardless of how we’re feeling, so not much can really be construed from peoples’ answers.

803. Would you consider yourself to be very polite?
I try to be conscientious around others to make sure I don’t inconvenience them.

804. Do you like movies and books that involve nuclear holocaust?
This is a very strange question…
But yes, they’re quite interesting.

805. Have you ever had a lucid dream (a dream in which you knew you were dreaming and had complete control over what happened in the dream)?
No, surprisingly. My unconscious takes full control when I’ve got my REM on.

806. Have you ever had a flying dream?
Indeed.

807. Have you ever had a lucid flying dream?
Nope.

808. What’s the oddest law you ever heard of?
Though it’s a theorem, I always found the law of large numbers to be really freaky for whatever reason.

809. What is the ultimate way to connect with another person?
Playing “this or that?” Just go back and forth giving each other two options and seeing what option the other prefers. Days can be spent on this, it’s grand.

810. Can you be intimate with someone without touching him or her?
Indeed.

811. Can men and women ever really be ‘just friends’ with no interest in anything more?
Yup.

813. Are you addicted to this survey like drugs?
Dudes, you have no idea.

814. If your significant other wanted to wait for marriage could you hold out or would you leave them (or would you cheat)?
Wait for marriage for what? Sex? Hahaha, I could wait for decades.

815. What’s the longest sentence you can make using only words that start with the same letter as your first name?
Can Claudia compose capricious couplets, creating crappy conjunctions continuously, confounding credulous carpetbaggers?

816. If you had a theme song what would it be?
If I said Sleepyhead, would that make me too predictable?

817. Are you cranky?
Not at the moment.

818. Which group generally annoys you more, people older than you, or people younger than you?
Younger. Mostly because that group includes little kids.

819. Do you refer to older people as old farts?
Hahaha, I used to.

820. Do you refer to younger people as the kids?
Nope. They’re just “younger people.”

821. Which is better: Poems that everyone can relate to or poems that are intensely personal to the author?
Blah, I don’t like poetry. Sorry.

822. Is it worse to be too hot or too cold?
Too hot.

823. Are you so flexible that you can put your feet behind your head?
I can’t even touch my toes.

824. Would you enjoy reading fairy tales written about robots?
Um…sure…

825. Is smoking a turn on or gross?
Pretty nasty.

826. What is the one way you wouldn’t want to die?
Getting eaten alive would be absolutely terrifying.

827. Which would look sillier on you: A cowboy hat or a Rasta hat?
Probably a cowboy hat. Wranglin’.

828. Would you rather have a job doing something indoors or outdoors?
Indoors.

829. Would you rather learn more about human nutrition or meteorology?
Meteorology.

830. Have you ever taken honors courses?
Honors can suck it. But if AP courses count for this, then yes.

831. What do you think of crop circles?
They’re pretty fantastic.

832. Where do they come from?
Who knows? The world is a mysterious place.

833. When was the last time you screwed up big time?
HA. Hahahaha. No. We’re not going there.

834. You have a choice. What do you eat: a veggie burger, a turkey dog, a cheese sandwich
Cheese sandwich!

835. Do you get a lot of random instant messages?
Nope.

836. Do you have a paper journal also?
Nope.

837. VHS or DVD?
DVD, just because I excel at breaking VHS tapes.

838. Vinyl, cassette tape, or CD?
I have a soft spot for cassettes. I wanted to be on the radio when I was a kid and had like five tapes of me doing a fake radio station.

839. Have you ever seen the video/heard the song Days Go By, performed by Dirty Vegas?
Yup, I have it.

840. MTV: should it play more videos or more shows?
Man, I  haven’t watched MTV in FOREVER. Do they even show any music videos anymore?

841. Name a band:
Deep Forest. They rule!
Do fans of that band tend to share any characteristics with each other?
Probably. Lots of the “hippie-esque” crowd.

842. What does the expression ‘touch and go’ mean?
PRECARIOUS STATE OF AFFAIRS OMGWTFBBQ

843. Caffeine or alcohol?
Caffeine.

844. Betty or Veronica?
Veronica.
Archie or Reggie or Jughead?
Reggie.

845. What book are you reading right now?
House of Mirth by Edith Wharton.

846. Is the news too depressing?
Meh. Such is life.

847. Would you rather have a stuffed lion, elephant, pig or duck?
Elephants are BAMFs.

848. Are you late for a very important date?
No time to say goodbye, HELLO! I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!

849. Ever use star 69?
Haha, I did when my cell phone screen exploded and I couldn’t see who had called me.

850. Is everyone as smart as you?
I’m pretty much the stupidest person on the planet, so…

851. Have you ever seen the musical Annie?
Not the musical, no.

852. Sheets: silk or satin?
Silk.

853. Bath: soap or bubbles?
Bubbles!

854. Your best color: blue or red?
Red.

855. What’s your favorite candy?
M&Ms, ladies and gents. M&Ms.

856. Can you sing?
No, but that doesn’t stop me.

857. It’s the end of the world, as we know it. How do you feel?
Pretty good. Time to go back to Moscow and make out with people.

858. You take your little sister (she’s 12) shopping for school clothes. Mom gave you the money to hold. She picks out a skimpy top emblazoned “Hottie” and hip-hugging pants that leave at least two inches of skin north and south of her navel exposed to the wind. She insists: If she doesn’t have these clothes, she’ll look awful, the other kids will tease her, and she’ll feel like a nerd.
Do you think she should or should not wear these clothes?
I think it’s up to her, but still, ew.
Do you buy them for her?
It’s not my money, it’s my mom’s, and if I know of no prior restrictions on what my sister can wear, sure.

859. What do you think is the most annoying cliché?
Haha, most of them.

860. What band is underground right now but will one day get really popular?
Whose to say? I don’t know if any of the bands I know of are still considered “underground.”

861. Of the following which word best describes you: versatile (flexible), wonderful, x-tra special, your own best friend, zany.
Zany! WOO!

862. What does BYOB stand for?
Bring your own butt.

863. Who is sexiest: Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Elvis, Jim Morrison, Madonna, Cyndi Lauper.
Elvis was pretty sexy.

864. Do you always do what’s expected of you?
I try.

865. Do you believe everything you hear on the news?
Not usually.

866. Would you prefer a $100.00 gift certificate to Hot Topic or Abercrombie & Fitch (assuming neither store gives change, so you’ll have to spend the whole thing)?
Hot Topic. They’ve got corsets.

867. Have you ever won a competition?
Yup. A few writing competitions and probably a few other things that I just can’t remember now.

868. Who looks sloppier when they are overweight, guys or girls?
I’m the wrong person to ask this question. I think ladies and dudes look better when they’re heavier.

869. At what age do you become all grown up?
When you stop taking your pants off after 9.

870. Have you ever written graffiti on anything?
Once, in a church. Haha.

871. Can you remember what you wrote?
I drew a tree. Does that even count?

872. Are you a force of nature?
I’m a geyser.

873. What do you think of blue eye shadow?
I don’t look very good with it, but I like it.
How about gold eye shadow?
It’s awesome!

874. Would you ever wear any of the following Halloween costumes:
Flapper?
Hell yes.
Hippie?
Been there, done that.
Disco dancer?
Platform shoes rule.

875. Should birth control be taught in high school?
You mean the USE of birth control? Sure, why not?
How about in jr. high or elementary school?
Why not?

876. Would you consider yourself a genius?
Pfft.

877. What did you think of the movie Solaris?
Never saw it.

878. Which are usually better: movies or books?
Books, yo.

879. Do you think The Hobbit will be made into a movie?
God, that’s all we need, more LotR stuff.

880. Do you research which brands use sweatshops to make their clothing before you shop?
I buy all my crap second hand and usually don’t even notice the brand.

881. What gives you a magical feeling?
A good beat.

882. Have you ever pulled apart a Christmas cracker?
That sounds ridiculously dirty for some reason,  hahaha.
But yes.

883. Would you rather watch basketball or play basketball?
Play.

884. Do you think that everyone makes his or her own problems?
We’re all partially responsible for our lives sucking, but I don’t think any one individual is 100% responsible for every single problem in their life.

885. Do you often consider how your actions will affect other people?
Yup.

886. Are J-Lo and Ben Afleck interesting to you at all?
Not really.

887. Do you use bad grammar or hate bad grammar?
It’s pretty obnoxious, but not as obnoxious as the people whose sole goal is pointing out every mistake.

889. Do you like to learn new things?
YES! ‘Tis why I’m in school, after all.

890. What’s more important, fame or personal accomplishment?
Fame, but only if it’s someone’s personal accomplishment!

891. Sweet dreams are made of this….
What are they made of?
Leibniz. WHO ARE YOU TO DISAGREE?!

892. Two trailer park girls go round the outside…round the outside of what?
What?

893. Are you wearing a piece of jewelry that means a lot to you right now?
Yup, the chain Aaron gave me. It’s broken about three separate times now, but I’ll keep wearing it as long as I can keep fixing it.

894. If someone was going to inscribe a message on a ring and give it to you what would you want it to say?
I would ask them to do something else instead; I don’t wear rings.

895. Guys who are losing their hair:
Should they shave their heads?
If they want to.
Get implants?
That’d be kinda creepy.
Or let it go?
If they’re comfortable with that.

896. Do rock stars work hard or lead the easy life?
Probably a bit of both.

897. How much water do you drink every day?
About a liter.

898. Are you driven or kinda apathetic?
Depends on what we’re talking about. But usually I’m pretty damn driven.

899. Who do you turn to when you are down?
My mom. Or nobody. Depending on if I’m sad or pissed.

900. Would you ever wear seran-wrap?
I have.

But then I took it anyway.

701. What is your favorite mixed drink?
Don’t have one.

702. When answering these questions are you often pulled in different directions, as if committing to one answer eliminates the possibility for all others?
Depends on the question. This survey, due to its volume, is full of quite a range of questions.

703. Chicken Mesala, Pasta Primavera, Veal Cutlet Parmesan or Linguini with Clam Sauce?
Linguini, bitches! Long pasta owns.

704. If you were alone in your friend’s house/room/apartment would you look in their drawers and notebooks?
I used to do that when I was younger, but I wouldn’t do it now.

705. What would you really like to do but you don’t because you are afraid of getting caught?
Be naked always.

706. Of the following, which word best describes you: responsible, spontaneous, tactful, uninhibited?
Responsible. I suppose I’m tactful sometimes, but rarely am I totally uninhibited or spontaneous.

707. Which band would you most likely check out? The Smiths (indi-pop 80’s-90’s), The Lords of Acid (acid/house/dance 90’s), Front 242 (80’s-90’s industrial/dance).
Probably The Lords of Acid.

708. How can one put an end to procrastination, as a bad habit?
You’re asking someone doing a 5,000 question survey? Haha. The best way to do it is to schedule procrastination times, in my opinion. Work consistently for an hour, “procrastinate” for 10 minutes. Rinse, repeat.

709. What feature would you want on your car that is not currently offered?
Um…the car?

710. What kind of poetry speaks to you?
I don’t like poetry. Sorry.

711. What is your favorite store that is open 24 hours?
Winco! Nothing beats Winco for late night screwing around.

712. Do you find that sleep is just so much sleepier when you are supposed to be doing something else?
Hahaha, best question ever. I rarely sleep as it is; the quality of it doesn’t change much to me.

713. Do you also find that the books you chose are so much more luscious when you have a stack of actual assignments that you should be reading?
Eh. I like doing assignments.

714. If you have had the chance to compare the original 5000 Question Survey to this edited version, what is your opinion?
There was an original one? WHAT.

715. What’s the most creative answer you can think of for ‘what is black and white and red all over’?
It’s ruined when it’s written out. Red vs. read.

716. Why do people slow down on the highway when they pass a cop car pulling someone else over?
Because people suck at following the speed limit and freak out when they see a cop.

717. Are they afraid that the cop will STOP pulling over whoever he is pulling over and pull them over instead?
That would be hilarious.

718. It’s daddy’s birthday. What do you get him?
Probably a TV show season on DVD. He loves his DVDs.

719. What’s your 5,000 question survey nickname?
Look at the word next to the 2nd letter of your last name
A anything but
B bubalicious
C captivating
D deadly
E erotic
F funky
G greasy
H heaps of
I indie
J jelly
K kinetic
L lasher
M Mr. (or Mrs.)
N neglected
O ogre-like
P parading
Q quacking
R Rico
S stinky
T the one and only
U uber
V Velcro
W wishing for
X x-tra
Y yearning for
Z zoobalee
Now take the first letter of your last name.
A aardvarks
B baboo
C creme pie
D drag queen
E eggbert
F flex
G god
H hell
I Isabelle
J juice
K kisses
L lightning
M mannish boys
N nice
O octopi
P porcupines
Q q-bert
R rainbows
S suave
T tushy
U underwear
V valor
W weenie
X xtc
Y yohimbe
Z zipper
Put the two words together for your nickname.
My nickname is: Heaps of Mannish Boys. And that is the single greatest nickname in this solar system.

720. You know that shaky feeling that you get when it’s all coming to a climax, and everyone involved is breaking into the good kind of cold sweat, working as individuals and at the same time as a single force of energy, and it all meshes together, and for a brief moment, you’re holding your breath and tingling all over, and after it’s done you’re on an explosive and dizzying high for the rest of the night?
Um…are you talking about orgasms or a bunch of stats geeks trying to run some R code?

What does that feeling come from?
Convergence, baby. It’s all about convergence.

721. How many of your teachers can you imagine drinking or doing drugs on the weekends?
Haha, my grad school profs? None of them, actually.

722. Do you like Alice in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass?
Through the Looking Glass.

723. Write a question and answer it here.
“Are you wearing pants right now?”
“Nope.”

724. Who is your favorite playwright?
Arthur Miller

725. What movie has come out recently that you couldn’t have less interest in?
Pretty much all of them.

726. What would the worst movie ever be about?
Movies suck in general, yo.

727. Do you like truffles?
I’ve never had one.

728. Can you tell the difference between a transvestite and a real woman?
Never tried.

729. What’s funnier, plants or fire extinguishers?
Plants using fire extinguishers.

730. For question 720 did you write down sex?
R coding, sex…same thing.

You pervert, I was thinking of musical theater.
Hot.

731. Which is better, leopard print or plaid?
Plaid.

732. What would you consider ordinary?
There is no such thing.

733. What is out of the ordinary?
Haha, the whole human species. We’re nuts.

734. Do you ever watch COPS?
Nope.

735. Is there always room for j – e – l – l – o?
Only if you sing it as you spell it.

736. If you had your own TV show, what kind of show would you make it?
Something informative. Like a science news show or something.

737. Do you know how heavy things like airplanes stay in the air?
Fuckin’ aerodynamics, how do they work?  (Give me hope that you get the Insane Clown Posse reference)

738. When do you act the most dramatic?
When I’m hyper and/or around my band friends.

739. Are you one of those people who have, “see photo id,” written on the back of their credit cards?
What?

740. It’s mom’s birthday. What do you get her?
A massage. Kitchen gadget stuff.

741. What celebrity has pretty much disappeared leaving you wondering ‘where are they now’?
I don’t follow celebrities.

742. Would you get angry if you and your girl/boyfriend saw the preview for a movie and talked about seeing it together and then they saw it with one of their friends while you were busy?
No.

743. How many people do you think will finish this whooooooole survey?
I will!

744. Have you ever written a message, sealed it in a bottle and thrown it into a river/lake ocean?
Nope.

745. If you haven’t would you want to?
Sure.

746. If you ever did what would you write?
Who knows? Probably something weird.

747. What do you wish you could always be protected from?
Stupidity.

748. What small thing annoys you so much it should be a crime?
People who cannot. Walk. Properly. Treat the sidewalk like a road, dudes, and stop meandering like a headless idiot.

749. Would you rather watch a video of fish in a tank, or the Yule log on TV?
Yule log!

750. Is it better to be loved or feared?
Loved.

751. What causes you to panic?
Hahaha, pretty much everything. Schedule-related and school-related stuff, specifically.

752. Do you believe that you have a strong personality?
I have a quiet personality until you get to know me and I get more comfortable around you.

753. When Jesus saves souls…does he trade them in for valuable prizes?
It takes a metric ton of souls to trade in for a resurrection. That’s why it took him three days.

754. What resolutions would you make if it were new years?
I’ve already made and am in the process of keeping my resolutions.

755. Why wait?
I’m not!

756. Do you feel like time is on your side or working against you?
Depends on what I’m doing. This thesis thing’s freaking me out a bit, though.

757. What do you do for yourself when you are down to put a little joy back into your life?
Music, boys and girls. Music.

758. How much Tolkien have you read?
Tolkein does not write in my genre.

759. These are the songs on the radio. Which are you most likely to listen to: Time Bomb by Rancid, Dead Man’s party by Oingo Boingo, The Sun Always Shines on TV by A-ha, 50 Ways to leave Your Lover by Paul Simon, Run by collective Soul
Dead Man’s Party is badass.

760. Do you believe that Jesus existed as a real person?
He may have.

761. Do you believe he was the son of god?
I might if I believed in God.

762. How do you feel about organized religion?
As long as it’s not used as an excuse for violent and/or intolerant acts, it’s fine by me.

763. What sentence have you heard lately that would sound pretty odd out of context?
“The wheels on the bus go round and round!”

763. If you had to choose one image to be a symbol of our times, what would you pick?
Something bad. We’re all going to die soon.

764. Name a group of people:
The Planeteers.

765. How many of them does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five (but only if it’s one of those energy saving bulbs! Go Planet!)

766. Do you like the movie The Labyrinth with David Bowie and some muppets?
Hell freaking yes. David Bowie’s crotch was the star.

767. Do you like the movie The Dark Crystal?
That is one trippy movie, yo.

768. Metallica or Guns N’ Roses?
Metallica.

769. Do you follow the Chinese zodiac?
Sure, why not? Next year’s my year.

770. Do you like reggae music?
Not particularly, no.

771. What makes your life worth it every day?
Looking forward. The future > right now. That’s about all I’ve got to hold on to right now.

772. Do you seize each day and sink your teeth into it?
In my own way, yes. You’d probably never guess, though.

773. I’ve heard people say that Jim Morrison never yawned because he was just so full of life. How often do you yawn?
I yawn when I exercise, actually. I think I just suck at getting adequate oxygen amounts into my body.

774. Who decides what behavior is ‘crazy’ or ‘sane’?
Society, unfortunately.

775. Who are the most inspiring artists, musicians, poets, and writers?
Those with passion.

776. Did anything historically significant happen in the year you were born?
NASA restarted their space flight efforts after the Challenger disaster two years prior.

777. Besides blowing out birthday candles when do you make wishes?
Never, really.

778. Are you self-sufficient?
Indeed.

779. Is it better to be wanted or needed?
Wanted.

780. What do you feel is an appropriate age to lose one’s virginity at?
Hahaha, you’re asking me? I’ll probably be a virgin for life.
Aw, now I’m sad.

781. Do you feel that the appropriate age for girls and for boys is different?
Bah.

782. Are you a hard person to get to know?
I don’t think so, but history says otherwise.

783. What is the craziest thing you have ever done out of anger?
Um…that’s private.

784. What’s the MOST annoying sound you can think of?
Babies crying. Babies in general. Kids in general.

785. What’s the silliest vegetable you can think of?
Bok choy. Bok choy is hilarious.

786. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Pfft.

787. Name one thing you have referred to in the past as “better than sex”:
Statistics. Leibniz. Sleepyhead.

788. What do you see when you turn out the light?
Um…darkness? Rods take a bit to adjust.

789. Do you like jazz, blues and/or swing music?
Not particularly.

790. Do you prefer gold or silver jewelry?
I don’t really have a preference.

791. In what ways do you want your children to be like you?
I don’t want children.

792. In what ways would you want your children to be different from you?
See above.

793. What was the scariest movie you’ve ever seen?
The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars.

794. What was the funniest movie you’ve ever seen?
The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars.

795. What was the worst movie you’ve ever seen?
The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars.

796. Are you a good massage-giver?
Sure.

797. What is one question that no one can ever truthfully answer ‘yes’ to?
“Are you happy?”

798. Is there more to this world than human beings can perceive?
Durh.

799. If matter is neither created nor destroyed then is it possible that you are made up of molecules that once made up Ghandi or Jesus or Einstein?
More importantly: I could be made up of molecules that once made up LEIBNIZ. THINK ABOUT IT, PEOPLE.

800. Are you often sarcastic?
Hahaha.

At this rate I’ll finish this by June, haha.

601. Do you have a lust for life?
Yeah, sure.

602. Do you want to get more out of life?
Always. Who doesn’t?

603. Would you want to learn to:
Convert to Buddhism? I wouldn’t mind learning more about Buddhism, but I have no desire to convert.
Cure a hangover? I don’t plan on ever getting one.
Lie persuasively? Haha, I can do that already.

604. What character from a movie is most like you?
Haha, no idea. I don’t watch enough movies to know.

605. Are you comfortable with the idea of your own death?
Indeed I am.

606. How do you feel about arranged marriages?
If those for whom the marriage is being arranged are okay with it, I have no problems with it.

607. What do you hate that everyone else seems to like?
Jeans. Monty Python.

608. What do you like that others seem to hate?
Calculus. Broccoli.

609. If you had to be named after a month, which month would you pick?
I’ve always liked the name April.

610. Is time more like a highway or a meadow to you?
Depends on the time of the year. January practically didn’t happen.

611. What is your favorite movie?
Apollo 13 is pretty amazing.

612. Which would you choose to be back in the day: a warrior, an alchemist, a minstrel, a bard, an oracle, a peasant, or a merchant?
DUDE A BARD.

613. What is your favorite song lyric?
When we’re young we set our hearts upon some beautiful idea
Maybe something from a holy book or French philosophia
Upon the thoughts of better men than us we swear by and decree a
Perfect way to end the war of ways the only way to be a…
Work of art, oh to be a work of art
But in time a thought comes tugging on the sleeve edge of our minds
Perhaps no perfect way exists at all, just many different kinds
Oh but if it’s just a thing of taste then everything unwinds
For without an absolute how can the absolute define…
A work of art, oh to be a work of art
It’s the whole song, not just a lyric. Bite me.

614. What will you never run out of?
Stupid puns.

615. If you could force someone to fall madly in love with you, (anyone you choose) would you do it?
Uh…depends on whether or not I can conjure up dead people (yes, I’m talking about Leibniz, how did you know?).

616. Have you ever seen the Disney movie The Black Cauldron?
Indeed. I can quote it.

617. Have you ever read The Black Cauldron by Alexander Lloyd (or any of his other books in the Prydain Chronicles)?
Nope.

618. Have you ever written a paper the night before it was due?
Hahahaha, flashbacks to the semester of 25 credits.
How about the day it was due?
Technically yes.

619. Is there a movie you have watched so many times that you can quote it line for line?
I can quote most movies I’ve ever seen line by line.

620. What is your favorite season?
Summer, bitches!

621. Do you mind being described as cute?
Nah, that’s about as close to “beautiful” as it gets for me.

622. What is the tackiest object in your home?
Me. Or my closet.

623. What do you think people are most ignorant towards?
Each other.

624. What is it that makes you an interesting person?
I like to think my brand of humor makes me interesting. I also hope that my interests make me interesting, but who knows.

625. What makes other people interesting to you?
People are inherently weirdos. That fascinates me, particularly when combined with the fact that people inherently don’t want others to see them as weirdos and thus try to act certain wais in the public eye.

626. How open to suggestion are you?
Depends on what you’re suggesting. No, I won’t change my bangs. No, I won’t shut up about Leibniz. No, I won’t stop extolling the virtues of R.

627. Is Michael Jackson black or white?
MJ is dead, yo.

628. Are you often lonely?
Pfffffffft yes.

629. What’s the most unusual pet you’ve ever had?
Giant millipedes.

630. Have you ever threatened an authority figure?
Haha, probably, but I don’t recall anything specific.

631. If you had to choose would you rather make all your decisions henceforth with your head only or with your heart only?
Head.

632. How imaginative are you?
I’d say I’m pretty imaginative. I like to write. I like to draw psychedelic stuff.

633. Do you like the Counting Crows?
Eh, they’re tolerable.

634. If you took this survey from the diary (5000 Q Survey V2.0) did you note me so I could read it?
No, but I probably should, even though it was written forever ago I think.

635. Are you more tense or laid back?
Tense. Very very tense.

636. Does your happiness depend on anyone else, or are you happy no matter what anyone says or does?
BAH I’M MY OWN MAN.

637. What do you think of the idea of putting the bible into the format of a fashion magazine to attract the interest of teenagers?
Meh.

638. How often do you drink to get drunk?
Never.

639. Would you consider yourself to be diplomatic?
Indeed. That’s what I do, because apparently small clusters of my friends can never get along with other small clusters of my friends.

640. Do you think that most of the classes you have taken were taught in such a way as to make plain the relevance of the subject matter in your everyday life?
In high school? Hell no. College? Maybe half. Maybe.

641. Do you remember Crystal Pepsi?
I don’t drink soda.

642. When was the last time you spent a night away from home?
About a week ago.

643. Some people say that there is no such thing as a stupid question. Is that true?
That’s a stupid question!

644. What is the most interesting TV channel?
I miss Discovery Health, that channel freaking rocked. I still have a soft spot for Cartoon Network too, even though the majority of the shows suck now.

645. Name one song you could live without hearing ever again:
Pon De Replay drives me freaking insane. There aren’t a lot of songs I hate; that is one of them.

646. Do your pets understand you when you talk?
Annabelle knows the “Annabelle voice” I use with her.

647. What are three things you HAVE NOT done that might surprise people?
I haven’t ever smelled, I haven’t worn shorts in over 15 years, and I haven’t read a Steinbeck novel or story I’ve enjoyed.

648. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I’ve had stalkers. I’m a stalker magnet.

649. Have you been to a museum this year?
Not this year, no.
650. Do you ever watch porn?
Haha, no.
651. Do you think that it would be a good idea if people served in the army, navy or air force for a while before they were allowed to vote?
That would be…interesting.

652. If you were required to do this to vote, would you?
Sure. Though I’m in Canada land right now, so it doesn’t really pertain to me.

653. Do people often give you weird looks?
Man, you have no idea.

654. Do like Japanese cooking?
It’s okay. I like sushi.

655. Do you care for stray animals?
All the pets that have entered my life have been stray.

656. Which animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:
A Charlie Brown Christmas: A long time ago, it was okay.
A Garfield Halloween: Never saw it.
The Secret of Nimh: Never saw it.
The Last Unicorn: THE BOOB TREE HOLY CRAP. This was a house movie.
The original Lord of the Rings cartoons: Never saw it.

657. Are you ambidextrous (equally good at using both hands)?
Nope.

658. Do you always say; “bless you” after someone sneezes, or do you hesitate?
I rarely say anything after anyone sneezes.

659. If you and your friends could go away for 2 days over Halloween weekend where would you go?
I’m assuming I can count my Moscow friends here, ‘cause I don’t really have any Van friends. I suppose we could road trip it somewhere, like Spokane or Seattle. We could dress up for Halloween and freak people out. It would rule.

660. Which of these animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:
Watership Down: they made a movie out of this?
As the Wind Blows: never saw it.
Grave of the Fireflies: never saw it.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas: freaking awesome!
Spirited Away: never saw it.

661. Do you feel that society is male dominated, female dominated, or neutral?
Meh.

662. What words offend you?
None do, really.

663. They’re just words. Can you get over it?
Already did!

664. Have you ever looked into different religions?
I was raised Catholic, does that count?

665. Which ones have you looked into?
After Catholicism I didn’t really want to get into religion at all.

666. What do you think of Satanism as a religion?
Hahaha, good play with the 666, question writer.

667. Do you like it better when your classes are taught sitting in rows or sitting in a circle?
Rows.

668. Have you ever read your own tarot cards?
Yup.

669. Which ones do you like better, the three old star wars movies or the 2 new ones?
Duh, the old ones.

670. If you scream in outer space does it make a sound?
Space sucks (ha, get it?)

671. If you saw The Queen of the Damned did you want to be a vampire/Goth afterwards?
What?

672. If you saw SLC Punk did you want to be punk afterwards?
Again, what?

673. What is your favorite zombie movie?
Zombie movies are dumb.

674. Best kids birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater
Sleep over!

675. What were your parties like when you were a kid?
Haha, lots of sleepovers and pizza and Disney. And dirtiness.

676. Best teen (about 15-16) birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert
Roller rink, bitches!

677. What are/were your 15-16 year old parties like?
I don’t think I had any parties at this point in life.

678. Best 18th birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party
Restaurant.

679. If you are 18 what was your party like?
I don’t remember my 18th birthday party at all.

680. Best 21st birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party, bar, Atlantic city/Las Vegas trip
Hahaha, “sleep over.” Claudia basement style.

681. If you saw The Craft were you interested in wicca/paganism/magic afterwards?
Never saw it.

682. What are your top 3 priorities?
Seek data, change the world, obsess.

683. If you saw fight club did you want to get into a fistfight afterwards?
Never saw it. This is a movie-heavy portion of the survey.

684. What is your favorite smell?
I WILL STAB YOU ALL.

685. Give everything below a humor rating (1 = laugh your ass off, 2 = lol, 3 = smile, 4 = lame, 5 = not funny, 6 = offensive):
People falling: 5
Rape jokes: 4
Sarcastic comments: 3
Blonde jokes: 3
Dirty jokes: 2
God/religion jokes: 2
Long-ass jokes: 2
Death jokes: 3
Pain/sickness jokes: 4
Animals doing cute stuff: 3
Bodily functions: 5
Knock jokes: 4
Ethnic jokes: 4
Puns: 1
Ironic situations:1

685. If you saw Cruel Intentions did you want to have lots of meaningless sex afterwards?
OH CAN YOU GUESS? Never seen it.

686. Do you get at least three hugs per day?
I’m lucky if I brush against someone on the bus (NOT CREEPY AT ALL).

687. What should someone never say to you/call you if they want to remain on your good side?
Don’t insult the way I dress, please.

688. If you saw Trainspotting did you want to do drugs afterwards?
Didn’t see that one either.

689. Do movies have a great influence on you?
Judging by my answers on this survey, “no” should be obvious.

690. Do you have a favorite reality TV show?
Top Chef rules!

691. Are there certain roles that people are pressured to play in society or can they basically do whatever they want?
We can do what we want, but we rarely really do.

692. How does the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake compare to the original movie?
Neeeever saw it.

693. Have you ever held a magnifying glass over an insect to burn it?
Nope.

694. Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly, butterfly or any other insect?
Nope.

695. What would you think of a guy (if you’re into guys) or a girl (if you’re into girls) who wanted to take you to the park to feed the birds and look at the turtles and fish in the water on a date?
I think that would be acceptable. As long as it wasn’t raining.

696. Do you use public pools?
I haven’t gone swimming in forever.

697. Do you use public bathrooms?
Yup.

698. Do you use public showers?
I don’t know if I ever had.

699. How old will you be in 17 years?
40. Holy shit.

700. Would it effect you at all if you knew that a very large meteor was headed towards earth that would impact in 17 years?
Nope.

YOU KNOW THE DRILL

501. If you could rename yourself what would your new name be?
I like my name.

502. What is your Glam Rock name (the name of your first pet plus your street name)?
Mindy 43rd. Haha, that sounds like a bad bar drink.

503. Have you ever created your own ‘what ___ are you’ quiz?
Way back when. I had a “Which Founding Father Are You?” quiz on Quizilla for quite some time.

504. What is your favorite song from the 70’s?
Dudes, Bohemian Rhapsody.

505. What do you feel like complaining about?
School. I’m into that lately.

506. What do you feel like celebrating?
The upcoming weekend and week following.

507. Have you lost touch with anyone you should call?
Haha, oh yes.

508. Deep in thought do you forgive everyone?
I really, really suck at holding a grudge.

509. Can a person speak out against their government and still support their country?
Hell yeah.

510. What do you have faith in?
Data.

511. Do you believe your government has a file on you somewhere?
Canada? Sure, they’ve got my student permit thingy.

512. What (not who) do you care about?
Can the earth in general count?

513. What is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you?
Realizing at some point that I’ve picked the wrong career(s).

514. Who or what is really the absolute root and source of all evil?
Intolerance.

515. What do you want to change about the world?
It’s cliché as hell, but I think we really need to reassess why we don’t have more compassion for one another. I’d like to bring to peoples’ attention the fact that things would be so much easier for everyone if we actually gave a crap about each other.

516. Why did you decide to complete this survey?
Because surveys are awesome and it’s what I do.

517. Has anyone ever led you on?
Yup. We’ll not go into that, okay?

518. What was the last thing you did against your will?
Went to campus.

519. What are your plans for the rest of today?
Not much, the day’s almost over.

520. How can you make tomorrow better than today was?
Try to freak out less. Rinse. Repeat.

521. Would you rather date someone 4 feet tall or 9 feet tall?
4 feet tall. Then we’d both be itty bitty.

522. How often do you get jealous?
I try not to get jealous, but it happens every once and awhile.

523. What is the one thing you do that your friends wish you didn’t?
I freak out at inappropriate times, but I wouldn’t be me without that.

524. Do you do any soul searching?
I do mind searching.

525. Do you believe you have a soul?
Nah.

526. Would you rather have a child that is more confident or more curious?
Curious.

527. Are you a slave to love?
I’m a slave to my love of Leibniz.

528. If you were going to write a bedtime story for someone you loved what would it be about?
I remember I wrote a parody of “Goodnight Moon” about Aneel way back when.

529. Does anyone understand you?
Meh.

530. Do you understand yourself?
I do indeed.

531. Earth, Air, Fire, and Water: Which is your element?
Air.

532. Who influences you to be the way you are?
No one.

533. What is one idea that you live by?
Analyze smartly and carry a large n.

534. How can people act to make you want to get to know them?
They can not act like jerks; I’m open apart from that.

535. Are you more delicate or tough?
I’m pretty tough.

536. Would you rather be smarter or more beautiful?
SMARTER!

537. Have you ever had a surprise party?
Nope.

538. When are you at a loss for words?
Quite rarely.

539. What is the worst time to be alone?
On the weekend. Saturday in particular.

540. What do your parents do that you will try never to do?
My parents are pretty sensible people.

541. What gets you through the night?
Knowing I now have a future.

542. Do you really want to live forever?
Hell no. That would be torture.

543. Do you often experience powerful emotions?
Yeah, actually.

544. What could make you so happy right now that you would cry and laugh and sing?
I’m not telling. It’ll make it not happen.

545. Who is your favorite visual artist?
Dunno.

546. What would you like to protest against?
Sarah Palin, haha.

547. What or who do you support?
Science! And anyone who thinks Leibniz is the greatest human being ever.

548. If you found out you were pregnant today, would you have an abortion?
I’d be very, very confused before anything else.

549. Do you like picking out greeting cards or would you rather write your own?
I’m not a fan of cards in general.

550. Do you like to be thought of as mysterious?
Not particularly.

551. What is the most magical thing that has ever happened to you?
Teehee. ;)

552. How would you tell your friend his or her fly was open in public?
I’d say “dude, your fly is down!”

553. Does a good friend tell you you’ve got something in your teeth or pretend not to notice it?
They tell you.

554. The world has many secrets. Have you learned any? Will you share it?
I have indeed, but I shall not share. Ha.

555. Are there any bands you like so much that you want to get their music video collection on DVD?
Eh.

556. What do you need advice about?
Nothing as of yet. I’ll let you know in another year.

557. Have you been half-asleep and have you heard voices?
…I refuse to answer this question.

558. Do you have a good luck charm?
Nope. I used to wear the same outfit for every test I took, but that was just me being dumb.

559. Should animals have the same right to life as people?
Durh.

560. What is your least favorite body part?
I don’t like elbows. Well, I guess I don’t really like the name, elbows themselves are quite necessary.

561. Do you enjoy British comedy?
Blah. Not really.

562. Are there ever happy endings or does nothing end?
Depends on how you define “ending.”

563. What is your worst trait?
Me.

564. Is the world more beautiful because of love?
Sure.

565. What is the essence of you?
Stupid puns.

566. What really inspires you?
Certain songs. Certain books. Data. Statistics in general.

567. Have you met your soul mate?
I don’t really know if we have soul mates.

568. Is everyday a special occasion?
Sure, for someone somewhere.

569. What sound would you rather hear than any sound in the world?
Sleepyhead. Yes, I’m obsessed.

570. Of the following which word best describes you: natural, outgoing, polite, quick thinking?
Probably quick thinking, just ‘cause none of the others do.

571. Do any commercials make you want to break your TV?
I haven’t seen a commercial in forever. I used to HATE the Florida’s natural commercials, though.

572. Have you ever lost your religion?
Like R.E.M.? I never really had a religion, though I went to Catholic school.

573. Do you want to share your life with someone?
It would certainly be nice, but that doesn’t look like it’ll ever happen.

574. Where ARE the wild things?
Narnia.

575. Would you rather have a child genetically related to you or an adopted child?
I would rather not have a child at all.

576. If I had a birthday party would you come?
Who are you?!

577. What seemingly impossible thing is POSSIBLE?
AAAAAAAAAH MIND BLOWN (sorry, I’m very distracted today).

578. What song do you love to sing out loud?
Anything by Boston, anything by Journey. Bad Romance.

579. Have you ever run through the woods naked and played in a stream (you should)?
I wish I have!

580. Have you ever taken long solitary night walks?
I walked through the cemetery here a few times.

581. Is there more to you than anyone knows?
Indeed there is.

582. Can you make tonight the night that you do the things you always wanted to do?
Not tonight. Got an appointment early tomorrow morning.

583. Would you rather watch life on TV or LIVE it?
TV in general sucks. So does life, but at least I can control the level of suckiness.

584. What keeps you chained down?
Chains.

585. What is the nagging feeling in the back of your head?
“Write your thesis, fool!”

586. Do you celebrate yourself?
What is there to celebrate?

587. Does everyone get the same opportunities in life?
Unfortunately not.

588. What would you consider to be better than sex?
Pretty much anything.

589. What evil is necessary?
Enough to balance out the good.

590. What’s your favorite one hit wonder?
The Macarena is fantastic.

591. What would you do anything for?
Being able to analyze stuff. I don’t think I could live without that anymore.

592. Do you celebrate the full moon?
Nope.

593. Have you ever gone in the water at the beach at night?
Indeed I have.

594. Are you ordinary?
Meh.

595. What makes people want to hang out with you?
I’m a weirdo. Some people dig that.

596. Have you ever felt like you’ve been a little bit too good to someone?
I don’t think you can ever be too good to anyone.

597. What book did you like that you had to read for school?
We read Great Expectations in 10th grade; that was pretty great.

598. What book should everyone have to read in school?
Everyone should read The Great Gatsby. I’m sure most everyone has to already, but it wasn’t required for us and I thought it definitely should have been.

599. Do you like the store Old Navy?
They have good shirts once and awhile.

600. What movie sequels do you like?
Pretty much any sequel Pixar makes.

401. Some say that high school is the best time of your life. Was that true for you?
It was quite an entertaining four years, but certainly not the best four years of my life.

402. What do you find yourself encouraging others to try?
R. Statistics. Vaios.

403. Which is better: Mel Brooks or Woody Allen?
Woody Allen.

404. When was the last time you were up all night?
Last time I was with my Moscow friends, I think.

405. _________ is life. The rest is just details. Fill in the blank.
Passion.

406. Are people too complex and different to be categorized?
You can categorize ANYTHING!!

407. Is it good to have pride in your own race or does that separate people from each other because it makes them think of everyone else as ‘outsiders’?
There’s a difference between pride and arrogance, and I think a lot of problems stem from people not knowing the difference, especially with race.
We also tend to take ourselves way too seriously.

408. What fictional story would you like to live through?
OOOH The Caine Mutiny! LOVE that story.

409. Are cats or dogs smarter?
Cats!

410. Have you ever guessed someone’s password and broken into their diary?
Nope. I never would want to, either.

411. What teacher, if any, has affected you the most in your life?
Dr. O’Rourke! He got me into philosophy.
And Dr. Cannon, ‘cause he introduced me to Leibniz.

412. Are you more easily bored or excited?
Haha, excited. Oh my.

413. What’s the bravest or most daring thing you have ever done?
I’d say taking 25 credits is pretty brave.

414. “What’s the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?” (- Adam Ant)
Boredom? Desire to become a member of Ocean’s 11?

415. If your man or woman served you breakfast in bed as a treat what would you want?
Pancakes rule! But only if my man or woman would be able to join me in bed to share them.

416. What do you do only when you are upset?
Uh, have panic attacks?

417. What’s the oddest CD in your collection?
I think I only have about 4 CDs now.

418. What’s the best diary name you ever saw?
No idea.

419. What would your friends be surprised to learn about you?
Something I’m not ready to disclose as of yet.

420. Who owes you an apology?
No one.

421. Who deserves an apology from you?
I still feel the need to keep apologizing to Rob.

422. How would you like to treat your kids differently from the way your parents treated you?
No kids! Get them away!

423. Which do you like best: 60’s, 70’s or 80’s fashion?
70’s, bitches!

424. What is the worst pick up line ever used on you?
No one has ever used a pick up line on me.

425. Of the following, which word best describes you: inventive, kinetic (energetic), light-hearted, mature
Inventive.

426. Do you own a record player?
Nope.

427. How easily do you make friends?
It depends, really.

428. What is the difference between having character and being a character?
I think people generally apply the phrase “he/she’s a character” to someone loud and charismatic. Having character, in my opinion, just means you have some sort of redeemable quality (or qualities) that get noticed by some people.

429. Are there any animals you flat out refuse to touch?
I. Hate. Dragonflies.

430. Do you care about your weight?
Sure.

431. Did you/will you go to the prom?
I went. I danced in front of a giant light for like five hours. I got glitter in places no human should ever get glitter.

432. Have you ever wanted to date twins?
DUDE that would be pretty rockin’.

433. What one thing would you change about high school if you could?
Hahaha, I wouldn’t have wasted my time obsessing over Lead. Anyone who knows me knows who Lead is and the whole saga surrounding them.

434. If you came with a warning label, what would it say?
“Highly chromatic. May be dangerous to sensitive eyes.”

435. Are you artistic and creative?
I pretend to be.

436. What were you (probably) doing on this date last year?
January 24^th? Was that a Sunday?
Probably playing Fallout and ignoring the nagging voice in the back of my head telling me to do research.