1001. What has caused you to reinvent yourself or reevaluate who you are?
College. I’m quite different now than I was in 2006.
1002. Name three annoying bands/musicians:
John Mayer, Jason Mraz, Finger Eleven. They’re not annoying per se, they just bug me.
1003. Have you ever been to a foam party (a big dance floor full of soap foam that people dance in at a club)? If yes did you get into the foam?
That sounds like the coolest thing ever. Why haven’t I been a part of something like this?
1004. Who do you take for granted?
My mom sometimes, which is horrible, I know.
Who makes you feel taken for granted?
Some certain people I won’t name.
1005. Short, knee, or ankle skirts?
Knee skirts. That way you can show off badass socks.
1006. Do you wear a hat?
I’m not a hat person.
1007. Did you watch Sifl and Ollie on MTV?
Who did the what now?
How about Liquid Television?
1008. What do you like that is NOT part of pop culture?
1009. What music makes you feel:
Sexy? Lady Gaga. I like to dance naked to her. I’d dance naked FOR her, too.
Passionate? Anything fast with a good beat.
Romantic? Haha, I don’t know of any songs/music that makes me feel romantic.
Sad? A lot of Sia’s slower songs made me sad.
Happy/joyous? If I said Sleepyhead, would you stab me?
1010. Who’s your favorite cartoon character?
Ooh, that’s tough. I actually don’t know.
1011. Does break dancing impress you?
Yeah. I’m sure it takes a lot of talent to do that.
1012. Are you a smooth operator?
I’m a pimp.
1013. Would you rather be a police officer or a criminal?
Police officer. That’d be pretty cool.
1014. Do you believe that government decisions should be made based more on economics or more on social reform?
They should be based on a healthy combination of the two, but probably a little bit more on social reform.
1015. Why do ‘they’ spend money to sterilize needles that are going to be used to give lethal injections?
Because it’s probably illegal for an inmate to die via infection rather than the prescribed cocktail of drugs.
1016. This summer have you:
Been to the beach? Nope.
been to the movies? Movies suck.
Played mini golf? Haha, haven’t done that in years.
Gone for a walk? Lots of them.
1017. Would you rather lay in bed all night talking or have sex all night long?
Can’t we do both?
1018. Have you ever eaten tofu?
Hahaha, I’m so sleep deprived…though that read “have you ever eaten sofa?”
Yes, I’ve eaten tofu. But not sofa.
1019. Who needs a brain?
A freakish amount of people.
1020. Who needs a heart?
Men of tin!
1021. Does the moon have an effect on your mood?
Possibly. Who knows? The moon is one influential celestial body.
1022. Do you feel pressure on Friday and Saturday to have fun, go out and party?
Pfft, screw that. Plus I don’t know anyone up here with which to have fun, go out, and party.
1023. Many people will say that the Harry Potter books are pure fluff with no literary value. Do you agree?
I can’t say. I’ve never read them.
1024. Is Harry Potter comparable to The Chronicles of Narnia and the Lord of the Rings?
Well, I thought Narnia and LotR sucked, so…
1025. What are you doing next Wednesday?
Working on my thesis. Trying not to die.
1026. Why do so many people think Elvis is still alive?
Because Elvis was awesome.
1027. What couldn’t you live your life without?
1028. Are your hands cold?
My fingers are, yes. But then again, my body temp is usually around 95 or 96 degrees, so…it’s to be expected.
1029. Is your heart warm?
1030. Palm trees or snow storms?
1031. What bands would be great if only the singing was edited out?
Hahaha, ouch. I’m not sure, I usually don’t listen to any (singing) bands if I don’t like their singing.
1032. What fantasy book would you like to see made into a movie?
Fantasy is obnoxious.
1033. Do you avoid risks and if possible stay at home?
I’m a pretty big risk-taker, I’d say.
1034. What SCI-fi books do you read?
ONLY Jules Verne and H. G. Wells. All others are inferior!
1035. Would you be on that who wants to marry a millionaire show as a contestant?
Haha, sure, why not?
1036. Who’s the best secret keeper you know?
Not sure. Some of my friends are good at it, some of them really suck.
1037. What is your favorite myth?
I’ve always liked the myth of Icarus and Daedalus.
1038. Is it easier to live when you’re evil?
Hell no. Karma, ladies and gents.
1039. Have you ever belonged to a sorority or a fraternity?
1040. Would you want to join one?
It would be a fun and frightening experience.
1041. If your friend were doing dangerous drugs would you tell their parents?
I think my friends and I are of the age where I should confront them personally rather than tattle to their parents.
1042. Would you rather be a unicorn, mermaid/man, or a sorceress/er?
1043. Are leather pants sexy?
On some people, yes.
Dudes, nothing is sexy on me.
1044. Did you tell someone you love him or her today?
1045. Have you ever given blood?
I’m anemic, yo. I’d probably die.
1046. Have you ever been thrown out of someplace?
Nope. Almost, though.
1047. What do you daydream about?
1048. Are you a miracle?
I’m biology. Make of that what you will.
1049. If America is one nation under god then are atheists citizens?
It doesn’t matter, ‘cause we’re not a nation under god.
1050. Should they be?
We should be a nation under nachos. That’s a lot cooler.
1051. If you could pick any rock star to replace the Ozbournes in their reality show, whom would you pick?
Pfft, rock stars.
1052. What are your feelings about Mel Gibson’s movie The Passion of Christ?
I never saw it and I have no interest to.
1053. What did you think about the last episode of Sex in the City?
1054. What is your favorite movie with Adam Sandler in it?
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie with Adam Sandler in it.
1055. What is your biggest problem?
Hahahaha…oh…you don’t want to know.
1056. Have you ever been arrested?
1057. Can musicians be held responsible for influencing people to behave badly?
Not anymore than anyone else.
1058. Do you believe that there are subliminal messages embedded in some TV shows, movies & music?
I think people are obsessive enough to imply meaning that isn’t there.
1059. Is there anything that you believe should be banned for any reason?
Can we ban stupidity?
1060. How often do you eat too much?
1061. Have you ever descended into pure madness?
1062. Would you want to?
1063. Do green m&m’s make you feel sexy?
ANY M&Ms make me feel sexy.
1064. If you died tomorrow, what mark would you have left on the world?
None. I’m pretty pathetic.
1065. What movie would you NEVER want to see?
My dad made me watch Dude, Where’s My Car? once. I think if I saw a millisecond of that movie again, my brain would implode.
1066. What annoys you the most about yourself?
1067. How do you feel about capitalism?
1068. How do you feel about socialism?
I don’t have a problem with it.
1069. How do you feel about communism?
It’s an interesting system/movement/whatever you’d like to call it. I don’t know a whole lot about it, though.
1070. Has anyone ever tried to injure you?
1071. Has anyone ever tried to kill you?
Not that I’m aware of.
1072. How do you know when it’s time to break up with someone?
You just know.
1073. What is your opinion of the Janet jackson/Justin Timberlake superbowl exposure incident?
Meh. People overreacted.
1074. What’s the most annoying sound?
1075. Who was your childhood hero?
I don’t think I really had one.
1076. With nearly 100 channels why is NOTHING ever on?
Because most TV sucks? And people get worse with choices when they’re given more of them.
1077. Would you adopt a stray kitty wandering through your neighborhood?
1078. Describe what you look like:
Short, black hair, ugly.
1079. Describe what you ARE like:
Weird, obnoxious, lonely.
1080. What bad habit do you have that affects other people as much as it affects you?
Uh…procrastination? Not sure.
1081. How did you party new years eve 1999?
Oh man, I can’t even remember…I think I just sat up in the living room with my mom and grandparents. I know I watched the ball drop while standing on my head.
1082. Does second hand smoke bother you?
I can’t smell it.
1083. Have you ever:
Dumped a drink over someone’s head? Nope.
Dumped a drink over your own head? Yes.
Bit someone? No.
Torn at someone’s clothes? Welcome to high school. Hahaha, poor Aneel.
Made out in the bathroom? Nnnno?
1084. Which Lord of the Rings movie has the best ending?
1085. Do you have any interesting scars?
Um…I have scars with interesting stories behind them.
1086. Is it better for people to change and evolve their ideas or always be consistent?
I love consistency myself, but if peoples’ ideas are in need of change, by all means.
1087. Warped tour, Lollapalooza or Area concert?
1088. What are you missing in your life?
Someone to care for. Being alone in a city of 600,000 blows.
1089. Do you ever know when someone is thinking about you?
1090. What could you make a sculpture out of that’s in the room with you right now?
I have glue and cardboard.
1091. Do you believe in the lost city of Atlantis?
1092. Have you ever read The Little Prince?
Indeed. Good little book.
1093. This is Mr. fish <>< What’s the best picture you can make on your keyboard?
I can make a COLE TRAIN!
But I don’t feel up to it right now.
1094. What did Mr. Octopus say to Mrs. Octopus?
[insert Octopussy joke here]
1095. Let’s see if I’m psychic. Write a yes or no question here.
Is it nighttime right now?
1096. Write another yes or no question.
Is this a yes or no question?
1097. Think of just one more yes or no question.
Am I wearing pants?
1098. Type one question that can be answered with a color (example: what color is my car)
What is the complimentary color of orange?
1099. Think of a number between one and one hundred & type it down.
1100. Write one more question, anything you want.
Is Rick Astley ever going to give you up?