1101. Continued…Let’s see if I’m psychic. You wrote three yes or no questions. Now I will answer them.
1 yes
2 no
3 no
Did I get any right?
Yup, numbers one and three. It was nighttime when I wrote my question and I
wasn’t wearing pants.

1102. You wrote one question that can be answered with a color (example: what
color is my car). I say….
White. Is it true?
Nope.

1103. You thought of a number between 1 and 100 and typed it down.
Was it 14?
Nope. 77.

1104. You wrote one more question, anything you wanted.
The answer is yes, 42, orange, Matt, Josh, Kim, Nicole, whatever or your mom.
Does that answer your question?
Nope. Rick Astley will, in fact, NEVER give you up.

1105. Do you think that Britney Spears would make a good Bond Girl?
Haha. That would be funny.

1106. Have you read anything by C.S. Lewis?
I read the Narnia insanity when I was younger. Didn’t care much for it.

1107. What is your favorite movie with Bill Murray?
I think I’ve only ever seen Groundhog’s Day.

1108. What is your favorite movie with Jack Nicholson?
Again, I’ve only ever seen One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

1109. What is your favorite movie with Christopher Walkin?
Wasn’t he a voice in Antz? I liked Antz.

1110. What is your favorite movie with Johnny Depp?
I don’t watch enough movies to answer these. Was he in Pirates of the
Caribbean?

1111. What is your favorite movie with Orlando Bloom?
Was he in Pirates, too?

1112. What rhymes with ‘orange’?
Stenographer.

1113. Why do guys have nipples if they will never need to feed a baby?
Because God said, “let there be teats.”
If that quote were in the Bible, I’d convert in a nanosecond.

1114. Some people think that couples should be screened before they are allowed to reproduce (so that people who cannot afford to support a child don’t have one, or so that a child won’t be born into a dysfunction family or to unfit parents). What do you think about this?
I think it’s a good idea in theory, but actively employing such screenings would be pretty much impossible/unrealistic/highly criticized.

1115. Have you ever swallowed an object by accident?
I used to have a huge fear of choking on stuff if I didn’t chew it properly. I remember in kindergarten my friends would challenge each other to swallow whole those little slices of baby mandarin oranges. I could never bring myself to do it.
Wow, tangent.
Um…I swallow Tic Tacs unintentionally all the time. I guess I shouldn’t go into vacuum mode when I’m sucking on something so small [insert
immature joke here].

1116. Did you get it back?
The Tic Tacs? Well, technically…

1117. Do you prefer He-Man or She-Ra?
He-Man, just ‘cause of the name.

1118. Are you proud of yourself?
For what? Being a failure at everything? ‘Cause I’m damn good at that.

1119. Who should go to hell?
Grad school.

1120. Is your eyesight 20/20?
With my glasses on, yes.

1121. Have you ever had insomnia?
I don’t know if what I’m going through now counts as insomnia, but if not, no.

1122. Does it bother you when people touch you?
Depends on who. Depends on where. Depends on the nudity level.

1123. Is it better to get too much or too little sleep?
Too little. More productivity that way!

1124. Have you ever given away something you made? What?
Yup. Drawings.

1125. Is it better to have kids when you are in your teens, 20s, 30s, 40s, or older?
Never! Kids suck.

1126. What gets your adrenaline pumping?
Test anxiety. Statistics.

1127. Is hell all fire and brimstone or is it personal for everyone like in Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey?
Or does it not exist?
I don’t think it exists, but I think the best description of it ever was in James Joyces’ Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. Fantastic.

1128. Do you ever talk about yourself in the third person?
No, but sometimes I write about myself in third person.

1129. What’s your favorite radio station? What kind of music do they play?
My old favorite in Moscow was Z-Fun 106.1, just because I always found it vastly superior to 104. It was mostly pop music, but I enjoyed it. I don’t
listen to radio much up here.

1130. What did you think of these movies:
Election? Never saw it.
Gone With the Wind? See above.
Fight Club? See above.
Spider Man? You know, these movie questions are totally wasted on me.
The Virgin Suicides? Like, totally.
Resident Evil? I’m taking my pants off now.
Signs? OOH, I’ve seen this one! I liked it.
Muppets from Space? Lalalalala…
Pearl Harbor? There are too many movies.
Halloween Resurrection? Is there a book list coming later?
The Dark Crystal? Creepiest damn puppet movie ever.

1131. Is everyone special?
Sure.

1132. Are your toes:
Painted (what color)? Yes, pink.
Manicured? No.
Sparkly? That would be awesome.
Soft? Sure.
Wearing a toe ring? Nope.
Do you have hobbit-feet? I hope not.

1133. Do you believe there is anyplace still undiscovered in all the world?
Of course.

1134. Whose picture would you like to paint a target on and throw darts at?
Nobody’s.

1135. Is love all you need?
According to The Beatles, yes.

1136. Ever caught a fish?
Yes? I think?

1137. Are you adventurous?
Sure, I’d like to think so.

1138. Are you afraid of mediocrity?
Depends on the situation.

1139. Would you rather die tomorrow or have all your friends die?
Me dead tomorrow. No question.

1140. What are 3 things you don’t understand?
1. Basic addition.
2. Why no one else seems to find Leibniz absolutely irresistible.
3. Where I went wrong.

1141. I would do anything for love but I won’t do ‘that’. What is ‘that’?
Give up Leibniz.

1142. Has your diary ever been rated?
Huh? No.

1143. Do you do more than kiss on the first date?
Not yet, no. And I probably wouldn’t.

1144. Are you very liberal or conservative?
I’m liberal about most things.

1145. What do you like about your neighbors?
That I never, ever hear them.

1146. I read that by 2010 they expect to market a gene therapy procedure that will increase the life spans of adult human beings by double or triple. If this happened would you have it done?
Haha, dated survey is dated. And if it had happened, no, absolutely not.

1147. If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?
Fuck no.

1148. Was this year a good year for you?
Not so far, no.

1149. What are you looking forward to next year?
The fact that it’s not this year. The fact that I’ll have had to be finished with this god-awful program by then.

1150. Are you a Jim Henson fan?
Hell yeah!

1151. What do you think of these diarist names?
ToxicToast: haha.
Solitary Music: sounds a bit emo.
gemini_wish_star: sounds like a teen.
juneberry: meh.

1152. Do you read the Diary Master’s diary?
Nope.

1153. Have you ever made an enemy on OD?
I’m assuming OD stands for Open Diary. So no.

1154. Have you ever (or do you know anyone who’s) been deleted from OD?
Nope.

1155. Were you ever in the first row of a concert?
I’ve never been to a concert.

1156. Did you ever meet a celebrity? Who?
Never met one.

1157. Do you have any autographs?
I have an autographed CD from Capitol Steps when I went to their performance in Spokane. They’re hilarious.

1158. Can you visualize whirled peas?
Make grub, not war.

1159. Are there some situations where love just isn’t enough to keep 2 people together? When does that happen?
Life happens. Life’s a bitch sometimes.

1160. Do you have no attention span?
I  have a very good attention span.

1161. What do you think of these entry titles?
me. back. home: meh.
steak and butter: steak is tasty.
The Smurfs Go Communist: sounds funny.
The controversial Athens: sounds interesting.

1162. Have you ever been wrongly accused?
Yes, but it was nothing major. Not like manslaughter or anything.

1163. When you wash your hair do you blow dry it or let it dry naturally?
I blow dry my bangs. The rest dries naturally.

1164. Where does your family go on vacation?
My mom and I go to Spokane (haha). My dad and I cruise to Alaska.

1165. Have you ever been to:
Newport, Rhode Island: nope
Dutch Wonderland: nope.
Salem, MA: not this one either.
Niagara Falls: nope.

1166. Have you ever given money to OD cares?
Nope.

1167. Have you ever created an OD interest? If yes, what interests did you create?
I haven’t.

1168. What do you think of these entry names?
DEAR SOUL FRIEND 57 Loss: interesting…
I had a good title but i forgot it: sounds like one of my entries, haha.
Left Alone: see above.
yeah yeah…he kissed her: I’d read it.

1169. If you have aol what is your ‘you’ve got mail’ sound?
Hahahaha, AOL.

1170. What will you never have enough of?
Knowledge.

1171. Who can you only handle in small doses?
People in general.

1172. You are at a magic auction where you can bid on impossible things but you
only brought enough money to buy one thing. Out of these..which would you buy?
– entrance into whatever afterlife you believe in
– a guarentee that you will have at least 3 books published in your life
– a new car, house and boat each year
– unending creative inspiration
– ultimate compassion and acceptance of others
– a trip into outer space
– perfect health for the rest of your life
Unending creative inspiration. That would be so rad.

1173. In the above question if finding perfect love was a choice would you
change your answer?
No.

1174. What food is so fattening or unhealthy that you would NEVER touch it?
Foie gras, because it’s obviously unhealthy for the goose.

1175. Which do you love more, your country or your planet?
My UNIVERSE!

1176. What do you think of:
ABBA: ABBA rules, yo.
Brian Adams: who?
No Doubt: Gwen Stefani!

1177. Are you more logical or emotional?
Logical. Until I freak out, then I get overemotional and hate myself.

1178. Do you think that tattoos and piercing are overrated?
Nope.

1179. What do you think of these diary titles?
The Seamless Garment: boring.
Your eyes can be so cruel: blah.
What was, is no more: interesting.
shock me sane: this sounds like a band.

1180. Do you believe that Michael Jackson molests children?
Zombie Jackson and small children? I sense a B movie in the making.

1181. Hypothetically, let’s say that he did molest them. Who would you feel should be held MORE accountable, Michael Jackson or the parents that allowed their children to go to Never Land Ranch unsupervised for sleepovers?
I think we should let all that stuff go now that he’s, you know, dead.

1182. Have you ever been to:
Manhattan: nope.
Disney: Disney Land = yes, Disney World = no.
Paris: nope.
Anywhere cooler: Stockholm!

1183. What 3 music videos should everyone download?
The Music Scene – Blockhead
Baby I’m Yours – Breakbot
Stupid Girls – P!nk

1184. If someone bet you ten dollars that you couldn’t sing the whole Gummy
Bears theme song, would you be able to do it and win?
Nope.

1185. Do you like Bjork?
No opinion.

1186. How about the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club?
Never heard of them.

1187. What do you think of Moby?Eh, he’s okay.

1188. What do you think of Alien Ant Farm?
Their cover of Smooth Criminal is better than Michael Jackson’s version.

1189. What do you think of the Flaming Sideburns?
I know nothing of them.

1190. Do you believe that imps, trolls, giants, dragons, unicorns, etc. were
real but became extinct?
Nope.

1191. What sucks?
Vacuums. Grad school.

1192. What do you think of these diary titles?
Geologist to the Stars: interesting. I’d read it.
The Hussy Chronicles: sounds dirty!
Gravy: meh.
Napping in the Broom Closet: surprise narcolepsy?

1193. Do you ever think about suicide?
Yes. I’ll just leave it at that.

1194. Do you believe that Jesus Christ was a real person? How about Noah?
Sure, why not? I think pulling the entire New Testament completely out of the air is as suspicious as an actual god existing and commanding people to write the Bible.

1195. What is one luxury you refuse to live without?
Access to music.

1196. What is one luxury you feel you could live without?
I could live without access to all the awesome organic produce/foods that I currently have. It would suck, but I could give up Whole Foods, haha.

1197. Do you feel that you are high, medium, or low maintenance in a
relationship?
I try to be low maintenance. But who knows.

1198. What do you think of these diarist names?
N.Y.S: Now You See?
Collapsibleman: haha
*})|({*: butterfly!!
black dove: emo?

1199. Do vegetables taste better from the store or from your garden?
Veggies RULE! I haven’t had garden fresh ones in forever, though.

1200. How long have you spent on this survey so far?
Several hours, I’d say. Takes me awhile to fill in each section.