Monthly Archives: September, 2010

Oh look, more crappy art


Click for zoom. Alternate title: Claudia Can’t Draw but Does it Anyway.

Alternate alternate title: Claudia Needs to Install Flash so She can Annoy You with That Instead

These will get more interesting soon, I promise.

Today’s song: The Last Day On Earth by Kate Miller-Heidke

Feh.

I need help, but I’m too afraid to get it.

Also, it’s just  my luck to move my blogs and then have nothing interesting to talk about.

Today’s song: Highland Cathedral by The Royal Scots Dragoon Guards

Vancouver, you’re silly

I live by a bunch of cemeteries. At the entrance of each one is posted this sign. Yeah, seriously.

Apparently, the story behind these signs involves the long-lived problem of people letting their dogs roam around unleashed, particularly in cemeteries. The problem started to escalate back in the 90s, so cemetery officials felt they had to do something about it, as dogs freely roaming about in cemeteries were bound to cause problems.

The husband of one of the management staff, after a rough run-in with a pissy dog owner, recalled that a close town had erected “camel crossing” signs in areas that were prone to speeding traffic. These humorous signs were effective in reducing traffic speed, so they attempted to apply the same logic to the “no unleashed dogs in the cemeteries” rule enforcement with these signs.

Cool idea, but if I were an elephant I would be holding a huge grudge against unleashed dogs for their causing me not to be allowed in cemeteries.

And I would never forget it, either.

[insert elephant graveyard joke here]

Today’s song: Take It Off by Ke$ha

The Inaugural Blog

Well hi there ladies and gents, and welcome to my first blog on WordPress. All past blogs have been uploaded from my old MySpace blog (except for the private ones…they didn’t automatically transfer, so I’ll have to do them individually, which will take some time).

Some things are different, of course–this blog’s theme is not nearly as ostentatious as my old one, and the default font for my blogs is no longer Times New Roman at 10 point font, but what’re you gonna do, eh? I needed a format change, anyway. I also apologize for all the broken pics/links/YouTube videos/what-have-yous in the older blogs. They’re, well, old. Haha.

So yeah! Pretty snazzy. Oh and here, for anyone interested: MySpace profile

Those of you who are new to this particular blog…have fun!

Yay!

Today’s song: My Own Way to Rock by Burton Cummings