I feel like PISS
Therefore, let’s do a Picnicface appreciation post, ‘cause their videos always make me happy and trigger all sorts of nostalgia.
The absolute classic. MENERGY.
“When god gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!”
“Football is a sport…”
“DON’TYOUFUCKINGLOOKATME!”
“PEGASI! PEGASI!!!”
“WELL THIS SUCKS”
There is absolutely no reason why this is so hilarious to me, but it is.
The mosquitoes in Manitoba, hahaha.
This is way funnier than it has any right to be
That little “clink” the weight makes, hahahaha.
(Sorry, my sense of humor is broken.)
SWAP
So I never watch SNL, but apparently there’s a tradition now of the Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che writing jokes for the other to read without having seen the joke beforehand. As you can imagine, they get each other pretty good:
This year’s Christmas joke swap was especially brutal, haha:
DUB step
The city is DETERMINED to have the Stampede, despite the fact that it runs into the timetable of getting the water main fixed. I’m sure they’re going to do everything possible to get it fixed prior to the start of Stampede.
Anyway.
I was digging through my “Favorites” playlist on YouTube – which contains the maximum number of videos allowed for a playlist, by the way, because I’m a madman – and I came across this re-upload of a Jaboody Dub that I’d completely forgotten about.
Which of course led me down the Jaboody rabbit hole to all the old dubs I used to watch all the time. I’ve posted a lot of these before, but here they all are again!
“HOLY FUCK SOMEONE CALL 911!”
“I don’t know who lives here but it’s time to wake uuuuuup!”
That building screech/laugh at 1:14 is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
“BUH-DUDUH!”
“What’d I do?”
I still get this song stuck in my head every once and a while. Remember when US politics weren’t quite as insane as they are now?
My dad had a magnet of that shot of Clinton getting slapped, hahaha.
And the Howard Dean scream is great.
Ronn Lucas
This guy is insanely talented. The delay part is great.
The Manly Hour
Me after washing my hair and brushing it all back like I used to do when I did drag:
Are jokes about voyeurism peek humor?
[You’re getting a lot of YouTube vids right now because I’m super busy, sorry]
ScrubDaddyOfficial means business.
Do not cut the Scrub Daddy in half, lest you be cut in half by ScrubDaddyOfficial.
ZoDiAc
Accurate.
(Sorry, that’s all I’ve got for today. The end of the semester is busy.)
Ugh.
This is hilarious (due to his reactions and voice) but also really depressing. And kind of disgusting.
p00t
I feel MEH today so have this:
The end.
HAHAHA
It’s good to know 5secondfilms is still as high quality as it used to be, oh my god.
Dumb Runner
So I don’t know how I’ve never run into these comics before (unintended pun), but they are absolutely hilarious and very relatable.
Favorites:
Relatable.
Also relatable.
This is why I’m scared of doing an in-person marathon.
A.I.merica
Ha, this is pretty great.
The best part is looking at all the weird little AI mistakes, like extra (fewer) fingers or misspelled stuff.
Like the “39” (?) on Michigan’s jacket.
Or Nevada’s little raptor left hand.
Ah yes, my favorite baseball team, the Cincinnati Redes!
‘Murica
Hahaha, oh my god.
I haven’t heard that song in a while. I remember a bunch of my friends and I stayed overnight in a hotel room right before (after?) high school graduation and we watched Team America.
So 2006.
What the dink is that noise?
I’m sorry, but this is the only acceptable “The Little Mermaid” remake that will ever exist.
I say “seven vaganyas” in my head more than I care to admit.
55
Pretty sure we had this guy at the drive-thru at Wendy’s back when I worked there.
Running: The Ultimate Drug
Hahahaha, this is hilarious.
“CHOP THE LEG!”
Johannes Brahms?!?!?!?!
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, oh my god.
“It’s good?!?!?!”
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