Category Archives: Art

No, really. I destroy colored pencils.

Here’s a craptastic mess of circles! Enjoy!

unsettled_orbit_by_ladyleibniz-d5zb3zr

 

I’d dedicate this to your NEW BABIES, MATT AND LINDSEY (congrats!), but they deserve a better drawing. So once I draw a good one, it shall be dedicated to them.

I am a colored pencil destroyer

Here’s another drawing thingy. I like this better than the last one.

Web

Drawing!!!!

Actually, DOODLE!

The Mechanics of Prisms

I don’t like this one.

OBAFGKM

This one suuuuuuuuucks. The symmetry is off just enough to irritate me.

Tiled “OBAFGKM” after the Harvard spectral classification.

Haha. Silly artz.

Chippah!

This took a lot longer than it looks like it did. It also destroyed my magenta colored pencil. They’re always the first to break, the magentas.

Harmony

Last Drawing of the Year

Dedicated to Maggie. Happy birthday! Also, my scanner hates me, so there is a blue tint to this.

daadadad

 

‘Nother drawing

Yeah, this isn’t going to stop any time soon. Sorry y’all. This one made me nauseous as I was outlining it, haha.

760 Distortion

This is what happens when I watch a quantum physics documentary:

There are like forty mistakes in this because I’m a moron, but what’re you gonna do?

Magnetosphere

Holy crap, it’s a drawing

Here’s a thing. It’s pretty blah. ‘Nother heart.

Cardio Flux

I think my feet are shrinking.

Here’s another one! Sorry for the art bombardment lately.

Love's Design

GOTTA DO CALC!

Focus Pocus

Here’s more blathering in drawing form.

Snowflake

There is a positive correlation between the amount of stuff I need to do for school and the amount of stuff I want to draw.

Do blondes prefer gentlemen?

Stuff I should be doing:

1) Studying for calc
2) Doing trig
3) Reading workshop essays
4) Preparing class homework
5) Working on NaNo (and freaking updating my word count; I suck at that this year)
6) Posting these blogs
7) Sleeping (optional)

Stuff I did instead:

Ptolemy's Spirograph

Well, I did work on calc and reading and class homework…but that doesn’t excuse me from doing anything else on my “should” list.

Had Lord Kelvin done nothing with his life, would he have been an “absolute zero”?

I was so hyper yesterday I forgot to post this:

Vroom!

Throwback Thursday

Was I on drugs when I made this (2007)? Seriously.

This is why I shouldn’t be allowed around Flash.

Also, crappy quality is crappy because Flash 5’s like “LOL WHAT’S ‘OUTPUT TO .WMV?'”

It’s an art!

It’s been awhile since I’ve drawn anything, what with my soul being consumed by school/work/happiness.

Not that I can’t draw when I’m happy, but you know what I mean.

It’s a bit of a different style for me. Not sure if I like it. Kind of rushed through it. Short sentences. Fajitas!

Art: My Anti…Wait, This Isn’t Working!

This is actually super cool. Comments:

Abilify: Yeah, that’s basically what you want to do to yourself since you can’t sit still for more than a nanosecond.

Risperdol: Nice.

Seroquel: surprisingly coherent drawing. That stuff put me in Drowsyland.

I almost commented, “where’s Saphris?” but then I realized that had he actually taken Saphris he would have never completed his drawing, what with being preoccupied with falling asleep as fast as humanly possible.

The ExistentialShamWow holds 20 times its own weight in angst

I set out to re-draw this old drawing to make it nicer/more tattoo-worthy, but then I went nutso with the rainbow and this resulted.

BOOM! Are your eyes bleeding yet?

I feel weird today

I wonder how much pain would result from getting this as a tattoo?

Recursion, thy name is Recursion, thy name is Recursion, thy name is Recursion…

I don’t like this one, but I don’t have anything else for today’s blog.

So here you go.

The end.

Edit: hahahaha, scratch that. Here’s Nathan Explosion scat singing. Made. My. Night.

Edit 2: that was…dude…cannot wait for the season finale.

Do-do-do-DOOO! ART!

NO WORDS JUST A PICTURE

SORRY I’M HYPER

Life is Pietzsche

It’s an art!

I don’t know if I like this one or not. I think I would like it better if I’d not outlined the whole big heart in purple and let the colors at the bottom “bleed” into the outline.

I have an insane urge to paint right now, too. Watercolor. I usually hate watercolors ‘cause mine never turn out well. Perhaps a trip to Michael’s is in order tomorrow…

Also, sorry these have gotten so short all of a sudden. Not sure what’s up with that.

Professor Plum did it in the Bedroom with the French Maid

It’s crappy drawing time! Click to enlarge.

I need to start drawing again

I was going to re-draw this, but then I realized I didn’t like it enough to do so. This was an idea originally from junior high art class. This particular rendition of it, though, is from high school.

Also, YAY, four-day weekend. Thank you, Arizona, for your obsession with rodeos.

Brassica Booms

Today blew heavy metal chunks. But these are fantastic.

One
Two
Three

What are they? They’re explosions. DONE WITH CAULIFLOWER. Badass, huh? Check out the creator’s other stuff on Flickr. Pretty cool.

Okay, that’s all.

Artz!

It’s been approximately 4,000 years since I’ve drawn something. The thesis ate the creative part of my brain, digested it, and crapped it out into a sewer.

In Claudia-related news: Moving to Arizona on the 10th. Hang out plans must be made.