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The top 5 reasons Nick and I should not be allowed to use Hero Machine:

$5 to the person who correctly guesses which two are mine and which three are Nick’s.

Dr. Leg

Captain Crotchley

Shoak (Shark Oak), the Overzealous Jesus Freak

Levy Jones McBones Jr.: Astronaut (yes, that’s a fish in his helmet)


Despite this silliness, Hero Machine is a pretty fantastic website. Give it a try! Make a super hero. Or a disembodied anthropomorphic leg.