The top 5 reasons Nick and I should not be allowed to use Hero Machine:
$5 to the person who correctly guesses which two are mine and which three are Nick’s.
Dr. Leg
Captain Crotchley
Shoak (Shark Oak), the Overzealous Jesus Freak
Levy Jones McBones Jr.: Astronaut (yes, that’s a fish in his helmet)
HIPPOTRON
Despite this silliness, Hero Machine is a pretty fantastic website. Give it a try! Make a super hero. Or a disembodied anthropomorphic leg.
Whichever.