COVID PARTY 2020
Six-digit daily case counts in the States? Yeah, sure, why the hell not.

That is absolutely terrifying, America. I feel like it’s right on the verge of being past anyone’s control and the only way it’s going to slow down is by just chewing through the whole US population.
But Canada isn’t doing all that much better. Here’s our second peak going strong:

Alberta, specifically, has really dropped the ball. We were in new daily case numbers between 100 and 200 for the longest time, then things jumped up to the 500s a few weeks ago. Yesterday? 800 cases. Today? 1,441 cases. People keep gathering and are apparently not staying home when they’re exhibiting COVID symptoms.
Why is everyone so freaking stupid and selfish, I don’t understand.
Like, I get the whole “pandemic fatigue” thing, but holy hell. If people just calmed their tits for like TWO MONTHS and isolated as much as they could, we could probably cut this thing down significantly.
Why is that such a hard concept?
UGH I AM SO FRUSTRATED WITH THIS WHOLE WORLD RIGHT NOW.
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Do you ever have those days where you just want to sucker punch the universe?
That’s me today. I am angry. Almost irrationally so. Anytime I allow myself to think about what’s happened this semester, I just get so angry.
Probably too angry, since there’s not really anything I can do about it.
But UGH. It’s a draining feeling. I’m tired of feeling angry, but I have a hard time not feeling angry, you know?
BLAH.
[FRUSTRATION]
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Holy crapspackle, today SUCKED.
I’d blog stuff, but I don’t wanna.
Going to go curl up and try not to get even more frustrated with everything.
Also: Why. Don’t. They. Post. The. Spring. Class. Schedule. I AM DYINGGGGG
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I’m not posting my third draft story because it’s probably the worst thing I’ve ever written. So screw it.
I also likely failed my probability test this morning, ’cause THAT’S WHAT I DO, I FAIL.
I’m going to go home. Probably to fail at something there, too, who knows.
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[seething]
OH MY GOD today has been the most frustrating day I’ve had in a long time. Our CS lab assignment made me want to stab myself in the face.
Why. Am. I. So. Bad. At. Everything. I. Do.
Flaugh.
Anyway.
This made me laugh (and made me oddly aroused):
Warning: wear headphones if watching in a public place unless you want a lot of weird looks.
Claudia vs. The PDF of Doom: An Epic battle
Holy freaking Adobe goblins, I just spent nine hours trying to create a single PDF out of 34 textbook chapters.
NINE HOURS.
That’s FIVE HUNDRED AND FORTY MINUTES.
PDFs DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.
Yes, I admit the final document was going to be huge; 34 chapters do not lend themselves to a dinky complete textbook. But still…Adobe Pro (usually) makes it easy to merge a bunch of PDFs into one 743-page-long conglomeration, especially when said PDFs are 34 pre-tagged, page-numbered, ready-to-be-bookmarked chapters. It should not have taken me an average of 44 seconds per page here, people.
Haha, sorry. I seriously did just spend nine hours on something that should have taken me at most an hour, maybe an hour and a half. Needed to vent.
Plus there’s nothing of interest going on today. As usual.
Ooh, but I am gathering data for the big blog analyses that are coming for next Tuesday. Be prepared!
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