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Chrimmas

It’s getting to be the holiday season, yo! Which means I’ve got these two 5 Second Film films going through my head at random times:

“God bless you, San-ta.”

Edit: hahahaha, I’ve never seen this one until now:

Miniature Fireplace Stabs-A-Lot Jesus is the stuff of nightmares.

5sf

A while back, I was telling Nate about Five Second Films, or “Vines before there was Vine,” basically. Apparently they’re still around! Pretty crazy. I think I found them back in 2008 or so.

Anyway, here’s a playlist of 15 or so of my favorite 5sfs.

MENERGY

This is fantastic.

Claudia’s Re-Post-a-Palooza

I am BORED and NERVOUS FOR NO REASON, so you get old YouTube videos as my blog for today. I’ve posted the vast majority of these on there at one point or another, but I’m too nervous to think of anything interesting to blog about instead, so there ya go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XorRRynELuY

That is so old now, holy crap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0MVuWDc5RQ

Historians around the world agree that that is the most accurate depiction of Hitler. And the way Captain Planet busts through that wall at 3:37 is still hysterical. They show an OPEN WINDOW at 0:59. Why didn’t he just fly through that? It would have hurt a lot less, I can guarantee. “CAPTAIN PLANET, HE’S OUR HERO; GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO Z-oh, he’s unconscious after breaking through that wall.”

The rooster noises, oh my god.

YAY!

Title?? WHY?!?!?!

All my friends are Earth signs. Haha, I’ve been reading zodiac stuff all morning.

Also:
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/going-postal
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/operation_mistletoe

The “THE END?!” makes it.

Short blog. I’m insanely busy.

5 x 20 seconds of fun

You all know I love 5 Second Films, as I have raved about them in the past. But because I have absolutely nothing else to say today and I’m nervous as hell about this weekend (details coming soon), I give you my top 20 5sf. In list form. ‘Cause I’m awesome.

Liver Say Die

Robodog

Ask a Lobster

Late For Work

Meeps!

Booyakasha

Aggressive Marketing

Mr. Forgetful

Don’t Thinko de Mayo

Blank CD in a Microwave

Puppy Talk

Forever Young

Xtrym Thyrzt

Don’t Sinko Into De Struction

Cuckold

Bedtime for Bonzo

The Last Temptation of 5-Second Films (Insomnia 2007)

Grants!

Pop

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