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Alpha…Wanna Bet?

So everyone’s saying how this new generation is screwed and are citing stuff like skibidi toilet and other weird-ass internet stuff that has made its way into the generational slang.

But I think y’all are forgetting the incredibly weird internet stuff that Millennials were exposed to and referenced and absorbed into offline culture.

Like…we all remember early Newgrounds and Albino Blacksheep, right?

Animutation was its own weird world.

Just sayin’.

French Erotic Film

Yesterday’s delve into old Flash animations that I enjoyed as a youth brought back the memory of the incredible “Colin Mochrie vs. Jesus H. Christ” trilogy.

If you have never seen this before, you are now commanded to watch it.

I can sing all those lyrics from memory. I have all three of these songs and anytime I hear them I sing those lyrics.

*screeches in 2003*

Pre YouTube, this kind of stuff was our online video entertainment. I know I’ve posted about this trilogy before, but I forgot just how fantastic it was and how it’s able to bring back all those good early-2000s memories.

Also, these must have taken forever to make. Especially the third one.

Ohhhh crap.

Well, hell.

I got my first stats 401 test back today and I got a crappy 84% on it. I actually think I did better than that, I think at least one is scored incorrectly, but still. A low B is crap in my book, I don’t care that it’s a 400-level stats class.

I say unto myself: fuck.

BUT…

I’m trying to rationalize the situation rather than freak out about it. I figure I got an 85% on my first geography 100 test (I know that sounds horrible for a 100-level class, but in all honesty that man did NOT know how to write a test) and still pulled an easy A in that class (subsequent tests were 90% and 95%), so I’m hoping that’ll be the same way with 401, now that I know what his tests are like and all.  

Still, though, I’m quite disappointed in myself.

So right now I’m trying to cheer myself up. Here are the fruits of my search for humor (note: some of you ABS frequenters may have seen many of these):

Txt Msg Brkup by Kelly. The skit at the beginning’s hilarious, and the (ex) boyfriend’s reaction to Kelly at approx. 5:05 makes the whole thing worth it in my opinion.
Yatta! I love animutation. Catchy li’l thing…
IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS, YOU HAVE NOT LIVED!

Attention Deficit Disorder in Flash form
Why can’t I think of awesome stuff like this?  

Yeah, these cheered me up, but they have not erased my failure in my mind. I shall now hope that going to get my test looked at tomorrow will help.